Which ones are believable? I think Slick Rick actually shot his cousin, right? What are some more examples?
― Michelob, Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)
― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)
― DJMonsterMo, Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)
I don't know, maybe he ALSO shot somebody for real
I'm sure Fat Joe / Joe Crack has murdered a few motherfuckers. Ditto Big Pun. Didn't Keith Murray stab somebody?
― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)
Ice Cube went to community college to study architecture.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), September 30th, 2005.
― , Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― a picture of a fat girl hugging Rick Perry, awesome (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (cweingarte...), Today 2:48 PM. (whineyg)
Arizona State University is not community college, cmj-duder. I know you went to Brandeis or Hamilton or somewhere equally hard but lay-off the PAC10.
― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)
― Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
wouldn't you do the same?!?
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)
― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)
― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)
Criminy! I wasn't taking a shot, i just got my facts bungled.
PS: Unlike most employed writers I know, I went to a shitty state school in Florida. Go Gators!
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)
― JoB (JoB), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)
― kurt broder (dr g), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)
Baby has one too.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 2 October 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)
― Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt, Sunday, 2 October 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)
― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 2 October 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)
E. Money Bags (he was a 90s rapper from Queens and made a few records with Nas, CNN/Noreaga, Kool G. Rap) killed some dude and then got killed himself, on order of Kenneth "Supreme" Mcgriff (the Queens kingpin from the Supreme Team who 50 Cent mentioned on his old track "ghetto quaran" and then got shot for "dry snitchin'" and funded Ja Rule's label Murder Inc with his drug money).
Snoop, perhaps..? Although he got away with it.
Jay Z is rumored to have killed someone.
Fat Joe hung out with some really nasty people like Charlie Rock L.D (who ending up serving 20 years or so for murder) and Tony Montana (who's now dead) so it's a possibilty.
There's the very first NYC gangsta/thug rap group Mobstyle, who consisted of the 80s Harlem drug kinpin Azie plus Gangsta Lou, Pretty Tone Capone and Whip Wop who all were known for not fucking around.
Eric B has a very real reputation too (funding early Eric B. & Rakim records via drug money, hanging with killers like Alpo and the original 50 Cent, putting Large Professor of Main Source in hospital and running Kool G. Rap out of NYC to Arizona after Eric B's crew started killing 'G Rap's crew off).
Although, any thug credentials Eric B. has may be nullified by his mock-brawling with Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1997 when he was doing security for Mike Tyson's WWF stint.
― Ellis, Sunday, 2 October 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)
― richard wood johnson, Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)
-- Super Cub (messag...), October 1st, 2005.
― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)
attempted
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)
― mucho, Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)
tell me more
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)
― Robert Bell (robertbell), Monday, 3 October 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)
Helpful, eh?
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)
Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Robert Van Winkle and became Vanilla Ice. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true . . . from a certain point of view.
― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)
back in 78/79 yo dat barry b-eze andrews was tryin to take over da xtc krew from swindon with his homo organ shiznit yo and tryin to take tha hoes and bitches
so i was talkin to c-money and i was like "we gonna kill that biatch" so i fuckin shot him after he be performing "ladies luv mah weapon" and he fuckin died
so i replaced dat biatch with dave-5000 and we be usin drums and wires and gin and juice STRAIGHT OUTTA SWINDON yo
― gangsta andy partridge, Monday, 3 October 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)
It's generally thought that Paul C's wife had him killed so she could run away with his brother. If i remember right they both disappeared.
If you do a google you can probably turn up that Paul C article where the writer talks to Superlover Cee & Casanova Rud in detail about the murder.
"Do the james" is still one of the heaviest rap records ever. The way Paul C actually managed to improve the "impeach the president" drumbreak..Damn.
― Ellis, Monday, 3 October 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)
the real question is which BLOGGERS...
― Jay Smooth (jsmooth995), Monday, 3 October 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)
― deej.., Tuesday, 4 October 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)
― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)
― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)
I think Ghostface Killa owned up to a murder in an interview in The Source - but who knows, could all be street cred junk talk.
― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)
― Big Sossa, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― js (honestengine), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)
haha I'm kinda impressed that this post predates "Lazy Sunday" by a couple months!
― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)
― stu (stu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)
― The King of Flop Threads, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)
― Go watch you some Orpah you SHEEP (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)
― jefrow dollars, Monday, 6 March 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)
― brianiast (briania), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)
― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Monday, 6 March 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― Thomas Mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)
― mucho (mucho), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:19 (nineteen years ago)
Isn't PCP what made Houston gouge his eye out?
― musically (musically), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:24 (nineteen years ago)
Must have been reading Matthew 5:29.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Thomas Mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
so apparently Tik Tokk, formerly of Christian rap group Gospel Gangstaz, was arrested for murder in 2006. now that's gotta be a hard one to explain!
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
"cmj duder" lol upthread - bring back gygax so whiney can bring 2010 whiney fury to bear on his response
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
ha
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
jay smooth posted here, no kidding
― are you interested in getting into a detailed car with me here? (goole), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
he posted here recently, when we were making fun of Ott in some thread
― you cant see me markers (deej), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
I honestly was pretty nice and friendly on this site until the whole sandwich thing
― t(o_o)t it and b(o_o)t it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
aw
― k3vin k., Friday, 17 September 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
haha, gygax! was such a fervent defender of the Pac10 back in the day.
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 September 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
sandwich thing?
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 September 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
SUBWAY® customers are the most savage ppl, etc.
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
uhhhh
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 September 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
really imprtnt moment in the development of nu-whiney along with drowning thrd
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
come on son xp
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 17 September 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
oh to read that thread for the first time
― k3vin k., Friday, 17 September 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
so who all is confirmed?
1. G-Dep2. Vince Neil3. Keith Moon4. Burzum5. Cool C6. C-Murder7. Big Lurch
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Titch
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/433/titchgravewp4.jpg
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
J-Dee from Ice Cube's Lench Mob crew did time for murder (and thus did not appear on their second album)
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
RL Burnside used to claim he killed a dude. but, y'know, blues mythology...
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
RL Burnside, the blues guy?
oh, I get it: any black musician who commits murder (or any violent crime, really) is automatically elevated to gangsta rapper status, regardless of whether they ever actually rapped. I always forget that little rule. hollaz hollaz @ my Leadbelly, amirite?
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
noted gangsta rappers Vince Neil, Burzum, and Keith Moon
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
huh? Vince and Keith aren't even black. now I'm all confused.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
i didnt want to start a new thread
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
let's recap: Whiney posted a short list of performers who have been confirmed to have killed somebody, NOT JUST RAPPERS. I suggested two additional people, one of whom I already cited on this thread before, and another who was not cited before because he was not a rapper.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
oh, I get it: any black musician who commits murder (or any violent crime, really) is automatically elevated to gangsta rapper status, regardless of whether they ever actually rapped.
thought this was going to be a grime zing
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
equating vehicular manslaughter with actual murder is a bit much too imo
― some dude, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
i remember some old post where ethan said kind of off-handedly that he believed biggie was a killer -- not that he killed pac but that i guess when he did dirt pre-stardom
― some dude, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
thread title says KILLED not murdered
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
what drink is that on richy rich's tombstone?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
lucozade
― caek, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
u just jealous caek
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
Um, Phil Spector
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
Isn't J-Dee still in jail?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
Anyway, if we're talking about musicians who killed someone, wasn't there some relatively well known rock drummer who killed his mother? I can't remember the name right now.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
And of course there's this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_vicious
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
Sid was never confirmed as having killed Nancy Spungen (died too soon to get a sentence), but I guess it seems likely he did.
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
Jimmy Snuka killed a bitch. And he could rap too.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
Ozzy Osbourne allegedly indirectly killed a kid by writing "Suicide Solution" and causing that kid to commit suicide.
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe youse should do a "Death Pool" and list 15 rappers, singers, people on wikip. And the person that gets the most murderers by the end of the year, wins.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
"Anyway, if we're talking about musicians who killed someone, wasn't there some relatively well known rock drummer who killed his mother? I can't remember the name right now."
The guy from Traffic?
― Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I think he was the one I was thinking about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gordon_%28musician%29
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
Hmm, I didn't know it, but apparently Jim Gordon was the drummer for Incredible Bongo Band, and he played drums on "Apache".
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^know the ledge
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
it seems like Gordon played on every great album of the time. Pet Sounds, The Notorious Byrd Brothers, Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs, Nilsson Schmilsson, Pretzel Logic...
― gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
Lil Boosie is suspected of up to five murders
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
Hammer did time as a teenager for shooting a convenience store clerk.
no way! he seems so nice
My, my, my music hits me so hardMakes me say "Oh, my Lord"Thank you for blessing meWith a mind to rhyme and two hype feetIt feels good, when you know you're downA super dope homeboy from the Oak townAnd I'm known as suchAnd this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
It feels good, when you know you're downA super dope homeboy from the Oak townAnd I'm known as suchAnd this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I tell you, homeboy
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
lol I love how long it took for someone to respond to that.
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
as far as I know I think Hammer's (aka STANLEY BURRELL lol) claim to thug life was scalping a football ticket when he was a kid
though he really shoulda been arrested for his performance at Universal back in 2009 cuz that shit was criminal
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
Jim Gordon wrote the "Layla" coda, which is the best part of that song, and not even the Goodfellas montage can erase from my brain what that guy did to his poor mama (with a HAMMER, no less) - I hear the "Layla" coda, and I instantly think "murder by hammer."
and pre-empting obvious "Can't Touch This" joke
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
updated list
1. G-Dep2. Vince Neil3. Keith Moon4. Burzum5. Cool C6. C-Murder7. Big Lurch8. Grime artist Crazy Titch9. J-Dee of the Lench Mob10. Phil Spector11. Zappa/Traffic drummer Jim Gordon
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
claudine longet
― buzza, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IOKKG_PAQ
― buzza, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
joe meek
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
boosie
― *gets the power* (deej), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
he allegedly put money on some dude's head, anyway
― *gets the power* (deej), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
lol not ilx's some dude, afaik
I played Team Fortress 2 with a "SomeDude" last night.
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
oo ooo oooo gimme ur steam id's. i despise the game but log on occasionally.
― heh (kelpolaris), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
gucci killed a dude iirc
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
kel: reverenddollars
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
awsum, maybe seen u doods sometime.
― heh (kelpolaris), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
I've only been playing since xmas.
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 15, 2011 7:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
yep
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
self-defense tho right?
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:21 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but still
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:22 (fifteen years ago)
12. Claudine Longet13. Joe Meek14. Gucci Mane
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
gonna make a dope mixtape
According to the internet, RL Burnside actually served jailtime! “I didn’t mean to kill nobody, I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord.”
so I'll count that as more confirmed than legend15. RL Burnside
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
Kind of wild that all these people made awesome music.
Obviously except grime dude who i've never heard of and will assume sucks because lol grime
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
are you reaally trying to make an all-inclusive list with this? idgi
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
i'm trying to make a list
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
i know i've been very cryptic and shadowy about that, what with my numbered list and all
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:59 (fifteen years ago)
aight you're well on your way, w/ 14 ppl in the history of recorded music, gl
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks for helping!!!!
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:12 (fifteen years ago)
great thread! thanks for the laffs!
― scott seward, Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
Sing Along was alright IIRC. or you could use him slewing Dizzee as a hidden track
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
c-murder is serving time for murder
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:32 (fifteen years ago)
hence his name
― scott seward, Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
its unironic
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:48 (fifteen years ago)
his name is c murder because he sees murder. doesn't necessarily commit murder.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:03 (fifteen years ago)
if c stands for commit, you must not acquit
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 09:19 (fifteen years ago)
Phil Spector
― President Keyes, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:49 (fifteen years ago)
...was already mentioned i see
― President Keyes, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
did Snoop's bodyguard ever release a rap cd, cuz then ...him
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
Which rappers do you think will have actually killed someone within the next 2 years?
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
1. Whiney G. Weingarten
― ilxor, Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
(assuming he raps)
― ilxor, Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9fNvtMyW7cE/SxPvBmaHGGI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/MxdHxZ3LmWc/s1600/Tumbleweed.jpg
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
damn now I kinda want to be on 77 if only so i can read that sandwich thread
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
Rakim killed 21 guys on "My Melody."― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, October 3, 2005 3:01 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
Spade Cooley, Western Swing star:
In 1961, his wife Ella Mae, age 37, expressed her wish to be divorced, and a drunken Cooley responded by beating her and stomping on her body until she died. Cooley was convicted of first-degree murder by a Kern County jury, and he was sentenced to life in prison.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
gucci killed a dude iirc― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 15, 2011 7:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
yep― J0rdan S., Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
self-defense tho right?― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah but still― J0rdan S., Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
love this
― busytits (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
Wouldn't it be kind of funny if like one of the guys from De La Soul or P.M. Dawn had capped someone? It would totally be shocking.
i was talking to this dude who runs a club on the german/swiss border, who gets a lot of varied acts coming through. one time they had de la soul playing there, and he said they were total pricks. they got there, were like "where are our fucking drugs!" and proceeded to mope around in the dressing room till a suitable amount of cocaine was sourced. after the show, which was apparently all of 15 minutes long, they retired to the bar where they proceeded to be such complete assholes that one of the bartenders was finally like "yeah, i'll get you your drink if you'll start acting like a decent human being" or something, whereupon one de la dude jumped over the bar, grabbed a bottle, smashed it and started attacking the staff with it. clubowner dude jumps in and gets a scar across his face for the trouble. i saw it (it's what what prompted the discussion) and it was a big ass scary fuckin scar, right across dudes face, just barely missing the eyeball.
i can't really 100% confirm the story, but i hung with this dude for several days and he seemed like a believable guy. and it *was* first hand, not "this happened to my bro's best friend" or whatever.
flip side, de la played my college back in 88 and showed up at my friends house party afterwards, and apparently they were all totally nice guys. i guess 10-15 years of snorting drugs while everyone kisses your ass no matter what you do can change ya.
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 07:51 (fifteen years ago)
― messiahwannabe, Monday, January 17, 2011 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Oh fuck off
― ice cr?m tee (lpz), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
cold bloooooooodeed
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
don't make me jump over the bar and cut yo face with a broken bottle
ps. i'm not even sure why you're telling me to fuck off.
― messiahwannabe, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
Other rappers have talked about De La being a lot more thugged out than their image would indicate.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, Pres, and they address that on De La Soul Is Dead, but Mesiahwannabe's story, or rather the story the club owner on the German/Swiss border told him, sounds fucking ridiculous.
― ice cr?m tee (lpz), Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
no wai my cousin said
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
Sure, I just mean that recent cocaine-damaged De Le assholism isn't completely out of character as per rep. I dunno if it's necessarily worse than, say, Big Pun smashing Rocafella dudes over the head with champagne bottles and Fat Joe trying to smooth things over. Intoxicated demons, etc.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
i dunno, someone mentioned thinking it would be funny to hear de la soul thug stories, and once i met a guy with a huge scar on his face he said he got from plug one-of-the-members in a bar fight. what's ridiculous exactly? for the record, i hung with this guy for like 5 days once when i was on vacation, he only got started on the stories a few days in when we discovered we worked in the same industry, and all his other stories were just realistic-detail laden stories about semi-obscure indie bands he liked coming through his club, and, like, liquor zoning laws in europe and their effect on club going demographics. it's possible the story was bullshit, but i thought he was believable. i've certainly heard the "band shows up, demands drug X, won't play till they get it" story before from friends who've worked in clubs.
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 20 January 2011 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
goddamnit, i hate it when i kill a thread by being all reasonable, explaining myself, etc. umm, jay-z totally killed someone, but his lawyers told him not to bring it up, ever.
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
Which rappers do you think may have actually killed a thread in the past?
― some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
when when ?uestlove posts on okplayer, trolls shut the fuck up
i don't suppose he's ever killed anyone though.
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
<waits for the ?uestlove thug stories to roll in>
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
classic material
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 February 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
No-one's said Schooly D.
Classic throwaway line in Chuck Eddy's "The Accidental Evolution of Rock and Roll": "Schooly D. used to mug old ladies or study art or something..."
― ilxor gets into jazz (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
Q-Tip once beheaded a dude for saying a lake wasn't beautiful
― door to door legume salesman (San Te), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
C Murder appears to be out of luck.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:36 (fourteen years ago)
Strange story about Q-Tip.
That sounds like dark humour. Or is there more to it ?
― Dirk, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
I think it's not happening til the next season of GoT
― some dude, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
― Dirk, Thursday, June 13, 2013 9:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah man. behind his chill demeanor, Q-Tip is a calculating sociopath. in his wake are many, many bodies.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 30 June 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
his name is c murder because he sees murder. doesn't necessarily commit murder.― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, January 16, 2011 2:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Still LOL at this
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 April 2014 21:49 (twelve years ago)
Are we then to assume Ghostface Killer only kills ghostfaces (whathever they are), and is not, in fact, the slayer of men we previously thought?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 08:18 (nine years ago)
uhhhh...
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:38 (nine years ago)
http://www.earshot-online.com/features/2007/November/despot.cfm
[thinker emoji]
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 2 February 2017 22:10 (nine years ago)
haha whoa...it feels like maybe there should be some extra quotation marks there, like he's describing the braggadocio that he doesn't do?
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 2 February 2017 22:17 (nine years ago)
Muddy Waters's guitarist Pat Hare recorded a song called "I'm Gonna Murder My Baby" and then did just that.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:52 (nine years ago)
yeah Pat Hare could drop a mean 16
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 03:14 (nine years ago)
Since Definitive Jux is a haven for unique underground rappers who do not fit in anywhere else, I start the interview by asking him what makes him unique in the rap game.
He is surprisingly circumspect. “A good question… I think I am probably the only rapper right now with a combover, and I think the dress code is a little bit unique. I think most of it is visual. I don’t think I have much to say that is really interesting. But I think I look cool.”
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 February 2017 21:25 (nine years ago)
I don’t think I have much to say that is really interesting
wasn't this the name of Drake's first EP
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:26 (nine years ago)
can't believe nobody mentioned Cassidy
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
Despot's album is the indie rap Chinese Democracy
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
Max B keeled someone too
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:31 (nine years ago)
indirectly and unintentionally, the case was questionable tbh
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:18 (nine years ago)
u filed an amicus brief?
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 23:20 (nine years ago)
yeah but the woman behind the counter at mcdonalds just looked confused
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:23 (nine years ago)
yo is it true deej got sonned by a burger jockey after a amicus brief??????
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 February 2017 00:10 (nine years ago)
Lol
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:13 (nine years ago)
Any n00 deths?
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:29 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jul/24/teen-rapper-tay-k-sentenced-to-55-years-the-race
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:17 (six years ago)
Rakim killed 21 guys on "My Melody."― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, October 2, 2005 11:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:19 (two years ago)
this thread makes me think about how dumb the title for the Kendrick Lamar thread is
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:57 (two years ago)