Precisely what is wrong with "boys with guitars"?

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Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

I guess the idea is that there have been a lot of boys w/guitars groups, going back a long way, and so it's harder for them to sound fresh, especially to jaded ears like mine. Also boys with guitars often get to have a LOT of fun beyond making the music - which is a great motive for doing it but may not translate too well to the listener.

For me personally I tend not to like the sounds guitars produce when they're the lead instrument, rather than there to add colour in a pop or R'n'B production, say. I'd think the same thing if the flute was the dominant pop sound. The boys thing I have no problem with.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

Surely it should be 'MEN with guitars'?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

is this an in joke or something?

Idle Idle (idleidleidle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

i think 'guitar' as a sound can mean an awful lot of things, it's a very flexible instrument, compared with the 303 or the violin or whatever.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

No, it's a question. Some people - The Lex for instance - are dismissive of "boys with guitars".

xpost yeah I guess so.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

the last time i read the nme, in 2001, a writer was arguing that we were witnessing a massive shift, courtesy missy elliott, from boys with guitars to women with computers. obviously the nme's own trajectory doesn't bear this out. but much as i did like missy and didn't like the strokes, it seemed like a bad argument, because it was an argument from technology rather than from form -- something like that.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

Rub songs and ugly.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

you jest, edward?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

Slightly.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

SO has anyone heard the new Starsail-OWWW!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Malnutrition; acne

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

The assumption amongst some journalists and fans that being boys with guitars makes your music inherently superior to other stuff?

Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

I think the problem is not so much "boys + guitars = ", it's more "boys + guitars + this set of assumptions = "

I must confess that when I see a picture of a "new" band and it's gtr/bass/drums or gtr/gtr/bass/drums, played by young men, it makes me not want to hear the music.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

The most vocal and militant anti-smokers are ex-smokers.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Probably because they know how much happier they are having given up!

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

i'm a non-militant ex-smoker, but obviously i'm not pro-smoking, otherwise i wouldn't be an ex-smoker.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

I think of flirting with guitars before returning to pop as being more like going gay in prison.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

pop and guitars are not incompatible, it would seem to me.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

I actually don't notice how bog-standard so much mainstream guitar sounds probably are; for me the vocals and, I dunno, song structure probably annoy a bit more. Maybe I dislike the boys more than the guitars.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

the problem isn't with guitars per se, the whole guitars versus 303s thing is futile anyway as an argument since so many records in all genres use guitars.

but if Nick means rock bands, then yeah, it's oversaturation and the whole thing feels like some sort of orthodoxy and tradition, also the goals and dreams of the average rock band and their ideal for what music should sound like and the role of music, aswell as those of their fans, always come across as so so stifling and restrictive.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

but up to a point all genres and scenes are like that -- otherwise they wouldn't be genres. i mean, i'm sure i've see you argue against eclecticism in dj sets on similar grounds.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

maybe Ronan Dance (best catch-all ever) is anti-ambition (in terms of overground success, massive sales and coverage etc.) whereas pop rock is irrevocably pro those things?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

The positions aren't incompatible tho NRQ - "Genres are not naturally eclectic. Therefore there will be some genres which seem to me to be played out and stale." makes sense surely?

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

I think the "scene" if such a thing exists for "indie" or "indie rock" or wtfe goes beyond that, though. (x-post to n_rq) Ronan pretty much nails it w/r/t "stifling and restrictive". It's like if this (holds hands as far apart as possible) is what you can do, then this (holds hands 1cm apart) is what anybody making "guitar music" seems to actually try to do. It's a fucking bore.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

tim's right, it's not the guitars, it's what happens when you had a certain sort of boy to them. you know what type of boy, i don't have to elaborate, think back to university.

most of the boys-wiv-guitars i hate either seem like a) jumped-up student bands who think this is an acceptable aesthetic, or b) morons who think that merely growing up in the sticks and being outsiders qualifies them to be social commentators.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

(boys-wiv-guitars i like: interpol, um, that's pretty much it. i like a lot of girls with guitars though.)

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Arguably one advantage of a lot of dance scenes is that they grapple with issues of purism vs electicisism quite openly, whereas I think a lot of rock discourse is characterised by a sort of wilful blindness toward these issues.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

i don't really understand. i mean, i can see how any given genre becomes stale, and that can be through a surfeit of traditionalism/orthodoxy, but without *some* orthodoxy it isn't a 'genre' any more. but while i can see ronan doesn't like the actual tradition of rock, its contents as he sees them, i don't think he's arguing against tradition/orthodoxy as such.

"you know what type of boy, i don't have to elaborate, think back to university."

mmmm, but i knew lots of idiotic cokeheads at university -- maybe this is why i didn't get into electorclash.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Maybe another issue is the way in which guitars are linked so closely to certain ideas about music to the extent that, on a practical level, one seems to imply the other, so bands don't feel the need to look outside these connections.

Like, we seem to rely on guitars for creating a sense of the epic in rock; if we bring in synthesisers they have to be strictly complementary and subservient. I used to love "Big Music" (or at least some of the 90s UK equiv. of same) and still have a soft spot for it - but maybe it's for this v. reason that I love the JLC remix of "Mr. Brightside" so much, it found a way to be Big that had nothing to do with U2.

x-post I wish I'd been a uni student who could afford to be an idiotic cokehead!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

Ew, but then you wouldn't be fun to talk with.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

"it found a way to be Big that had nothing to do with U2."

Okay that's not true; it had heaps to do with the ambient opening to "Where The Streets Have No Name".

But I sort of wonder if ILX love for "Clocks" boils down to, "oh look! A piano!" This would not render said ILX love illegitimate of course.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

Argh, the piano in Coldplay is what I hate most about them! Aside from El Goofo's voice.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

after hanging out in a lot of dance clubs, the performance of anger and confrontation of punk rock shows now looks strange to me. It doesn't seems directed at anything, it's just a genre-signifying performance now.

Guitars, however, can still sound beautiful.

Good Dog (Good Dog), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

ILX love for 'Clocks' remains baffling in light of general antipathy towards U2.

The way The Killers allow synths to mingle with guitar bass and both conspire to render lead guitar somewhat irrelevant in a lot of their songs and their sound in general is perhaps the most interesting thing about them/their success.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

clocks is better lubricated than most coldplay songs, it glides more than it chugs. or maybe it IS just the "oh look! a piano!" thing, ilx seems to likes most piano-riff rock (vanessa carlton, andrew wk, uhm... others).

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

i don't want to think about lubricated coldplay, ew!

coldplay are usually less offensive than most other boys-wiv-guitars but it's not the piano which makes them unbearable, it's his voice.

that's another HUGELY objectionable thing about boys-wiv-guitars: NONE OF THEM CAN SING.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

except Matt Bellamy. Uh, never mind then.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Are the public anywhere near as bothered by sonic aesthetics as they are by visual aesthetics, though? i.e. If they see a guitar is that enough, even if they don't hear it? I doubt people have bought The Killer's album because "it integrates synthesizers and guitars to the point that the identity of the lead instrument is incidental", but rather because they have liked the riffs and choruses and tunes.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Bit of both really innit.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

No I think it's just down to general 'indie' vibe, good hooks and an arresting voice in The Killers case.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

If anything, the critics are more deluded than the public. HOw many times has the NME and Rolling Stone anointed the Hives, Vines, Strokes, White Stripes, et al as The Saviours of Rock & Roll?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

coldplay are usually less offensive than most other boys-wiv-guitars

Oh no they're not

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

'do you want to' felt light on guitars.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, they were THEIR saviours.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

the stripes and strokes were the saviours of rock'n'roll, i think, for a lot of people (present company excepted).

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

"Oh no they're not "

otm

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

The thing about all those bands that Alfred mentioned is that while none of them 'saved' r'n'r the collective effect was to put rock back on the commercial agenda (less so in the US, maybe) - one of the weird things about ROCK-IS-BACK is that it hasn't really had a lone breakthrough act, or defining moment, or even a collective name that's stuck, it's just seeped through things and suddenly Franz not getting to No.1 in the singles chart was a surprise.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

Well, the trend is obviously for "of the people" buzzes rather than Diktat From The Press style marketing campaigns (do Libertines fans complain about the NME? I'd bet they do, actually), which is why, say, Artic Monkeys and Magic Numbers have succeeded where The Vines died on their arses.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't surprised really because they're in big company what with other huge-selling bands never topping the singles chart (Coldplay again). was there much fuss made about 'Do You Want To' not topping in the chart in the media then?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

who in the name of god are arctic monkeys?!?

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

I love "Do You Want To". The drummer-wot-looks-like-Gareth is very funny in the video clip.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

You're going to just love Arctic Monkeys, The Lex.

There wasn't much fuss Stevem, it just surprised me.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

"Do You Want To" is great but the album sounds awful on the first few listens.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

The Arctic Monkeys sound like The Fall but from Sheffield. Very very obviously from Sheffield.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Also am I the only person in the world who's horrified by the fact that "Do You Want To" is a sinister date-rape anthem?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

you may have made the mistake of assuming the lyrics actually mean something!

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

(arctic monkeys) A shit band wholook & sound like they've obsessively watched the joy div granada tv footage, and decided that their creative impulse would be to take this, and reduce it to the most rote generic indie rock imaginable.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

I haven't heard them but I'm trusting Pashmina's judgement on this one

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Also am I the only person in the world who's horrified by the fact that "Do You Want To" is a sinister date-rape anthem?
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), October 11th, 2005.

say whaaaat?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

'my weakness is none of your business' is about one man's struggle with porn addiction.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Well I woke up tonight I said /
IIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii /
I'm gonna MAKE somebody LOVE ME /
I'm gonna MAKE somebody LOVE me /
And now I know /
Now I know /
Now I know /
I know that it's-ah /
YOU! /
You're LUCKY LUCKY /
You're SO LUCKY"

Nasty scoundrels.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

they're gonna make somebody love them by being loveable, rather than by drugging them?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was kinda sarcastic, esp. the "you're so lucky" bit - they've got no help in hell (unless they use a ro or two I guess).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

ilx seems to likes most piano-riff rock (vanessa carlton, andrew wk, uhm... others).

I don't see much support for this. Vanessa Carlton: really? Maybe I haven't been paying attention. And I'm pretty sure Ben Folds Five is in disfavor here.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Keane? Come off it.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Well, I read "Do You Want To" as sexy-str8-boyz-go-a-bit-camp (again) jokey self-aggrandisement, with its nods to Kylie and Dolly along the way. (That three-note bit in the bridge which sounds like the intro to "9 To 5"). Which obviously made me hugely well-disposed towards it. Nothing wrong with "boys with guitars" so long as they're sexy boys with guitars. Ahem.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

And he DID blow the girl's new friend.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

I really like the noise that guitars make.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

What I really want to know is precisely what is wrong with "boys with keytars"?

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

boys making music, music making men

tremspeed, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

It's cold outside and my hands are dry
Skin is cracked and I realize
That I hate the sound of guitars
A thousand grudging young millionaires
Forcing silence sucking sound
Forced into this conversation

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

What is wrong with "boys with guitars" is why "black people don't ever want to rock". What that means I don't know but it sounded clever at first, dinnit?

Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

The other day I was talking with a friend about how band posters/flyers with pictures of the band members are really bad. I said that whenever I see one it just looks to me like they're saying "Hey, we're dudes in a band." "Dudes in a band" seems like a rough equivalent of "boys with guitars," -- it's not so much that the thing should be bad as that it usually is by default, because the dudes/boys tend to fall some default mode when they form that kind of band.

The guitar is one of the most versatile instruments out there, especially with all the amps, effects it can be played through, etc. I don't think I'll ever get bored of all the different ways the guitar can be played, the problem is just too many people playing it in the same way.

Boys with laptops/drum machines/mixing boards are the new boys with guitars anyway.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

one of the weird things about ROCK-IS-BACK is that it hasn't really had a lone breakthrough act, or defining moment, or even a collective name that's stuck

I dunno--I'd say the White Stripes came close. Though that was more of a seeping-through than an explosion, a la "Teen Spirit" or whatever.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

plus most of the stuff is just called garage rock in the States

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Things that come "back" tend to be DOA, though I think The Strokes, White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand manage to have some vitality in spite of that.

My problem with the state of rock right now is that the bands that get mainstream airplay seem to be either doing this Wynton Marsalis-ized version of it or trying to compete with rap in "heaviness".

I think Deerhoof is a great rock guitar band who manages to sound fresh, but they're not quite in hitmaking territory.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

too many of em

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Matos yeah but it's a slightly different set of bands in the States! (another unusual thing about it)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

the franz manage to be in the vanguard of neo-britpop and the second wave of strokes-y garage rock.

disscus

N_RQ, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

not forgetting pomo-romo!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

the franz manage to be in the vanguard of neo-britpop and the second wave of strokes-y garage rock.

This reminds me of the point another ILM "type" made recently that when The Strokes first came on the scene, they were seen as part of the same movement (in fact, even kinda "bandwagonish") of At The Drive-In.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

If the person Dom is referring to is me, which I believe it is, then yes I can clearly remember when The Strokes received their first single of the week accolade way back in February 2001 the conclusion was that they were the latest addition to the American Underground thing that they had been hyping that year, it encompassed ATD-I, Amen, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead..., Queens Of The Stone Age and Love As Laughter and could be seen as a harbinger of the ROCK IS BACK thinking that would only really come into prominence in 2002. 2001 was a year of change, NME finding that Daft Punk and Missy on the cover was not a safe bet sales wise.

There in lies the point of this whole debate. As Nick Southall (UK editor of Stylus) started this thread it’s quite conceivable that the “boys with guitars” phrase is this taken directly from or at least to some extent inspired by The Lex’s rather infamous Stylus Jukebox comment;

“Boys With Guitars. I am loath to make sweeping statements, but it has to be pointed out that if I were to make one along the lines of "Boys With Guitars have absolutely zero to offer to popular music any more", there would be ample evidence to support it in the form of, oh, every single Boys With Guitars band on the entire fucking planet right now.”

This is the extreme position if you will but the “boys with guitars” in a more general sense seems to be a term analogous with a kind of conservative yes R*ckist way of thinking. Certainly in British terms the last 5 or so years have seen the mainstream media becoming more and more inclined to this way of thinking, were they ever otherwise? I am to young to really know. This thinking seems to have filtered down to the “real world” in quite an unpleasant way. But this is a touchstone of the ILM “thing” innit? Or at least the London ILM. A reaction against the stifling claustrophobia of the “boys with guitars” indie mentality…

jive session (elwisty), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Does Lex (or indeed any other anti-BWGists) see any significant distance between Busted and McFly with regard to this issue?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

There's an idea presented in "The Affluent Society" that I wish I could express better, but it basically posits that most people only start taking shots at the "dominant mode of thinking" when it's actually well past its peak of dominance and on its way down. Judging by the pop charts in the last several years, I'd say it applies to the whole "boys with guitars" thing. But that might be more true in the US than Britain, judging by some of the posts here.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

It's a nice idea Hurting but if it were reliably true then all styles of music currently criticised as being the "dominant mode" by somebody (a list which includes pop, rock, hip hop, and both guitar-based and electronic arrangements) would be on their way down.

A more reasonable formulation of what you're saying is that something is only recognised as the dominant mode when it can no longer satisfy everyone's demands, and its alleged universality is revealed as an exclusionary hegemony.

Since styles of music do not follow one another in an orderly linear fashion, and the spectrum of contemporary music fandom is characterised by partiality, no-one can agree on the terms of what is universal, what is hegemonic and what is partial. Lex thinks we're drowning in a surfeit of boys with guitars; Geir thinks we're starving from a lack of them.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

A more reasonable formulation of what you're saying is that something is only recognised as the dominant mode when it can no longer satisfy everyone's demands, and its alleged universality is revealed as an exclusionary hegemony.

Nothing has or will ever do this though.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

I think Busted and McFly are significantly different, an opinion which has got me roundly mocked in my office (which broadly speaking likes BWG, upbeat pop, hip-hop and some R'n'B, and dislikes slow pop, Bluntian acoustica and grime).

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

...Bluntian acoustica

NO!! NO! NONONONONONO!!!! ARGH!!!!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Certainly in British terms the last 5 or so years have seen the mainstream media becoming more and more inclined to this way of thinking, were they ever otherwise? I am to young to really know. This thinking seems to have filtered down to the “real world” in quite an unpleasant way.

is this how things work? the media have ideas, and they 'filter downn'. i think public taste is more complex than that. how or why this preference is 'unpleasant' is up to you.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

i think media ideas only ever really 'filter down' to people who aren't particularly keen or invested in music at all, but who see it as a lifestyle accessory. my perception that these people form an increasingly significant part of cd consumers may be totally off.

i would be interested to read exactly what tom thinks is the difference between busted and mcfly. i agree that sonically they're not doing the same thing at all but in terms of their audience, their image, and how i react to both (in practice: yay! but please turn the songs off apart from a couple of mcfly gems), i find them v similar. mcfly as busted pt 2 obv, or maybe pre-busted.

the hegemony idea is weird because one's perception of it really depends what circles you move in: my reaction to BWG isn't so much informed by any cultural dominance they have as it is by the shock of emerging from my hipster bubble of electro and r&b and pop and grime &c &c to find that there are still vast swathes of the country who prefer sodding art brut.

'bluntian acoustica' aaaaargh.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

my perception that these people form an increasingly significant part of cd consumers may be totally off.

i think you're right in that music obsessives went a-downloadin' five years ago and many never looked back (obv. they still buy now and then to varying degrees), in conjunction with there being more people over 40 than under 40 in the UK now, or something i.e. the number hasn't risen it's just that other numbers have fallen.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

oh to escape that hipster ghetto where people listen to rnb and pop!

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

Also Lex surely it IS a sign of cultural dominance if you are finding that vast swathes prefer Art Brut?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, combination of a) music obsessives (plus Teh Kidz) discovering downloading and b) increasing lefty-liberal consensus that Culture is a Good Thing (and evidence that one is a Cultured Person being important to one's social status in a weird keep-up-with-the-joneses way, i feel that nick hornby is largely to blame for this, the cunt). therefore people who don't care about music and who previously just ignored it would now just buy the consensus canonical albums out of a sense of duty almost. i may be completely completely off base with this though.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I meant sonically. Busted take their cues from the mid-90s, McFly mix that with the mid-60s, to my ears a great deal less effectively.

Mixing the concepts "Art Brut" and "vast swathes of the country" implies a certain paranoia Lex.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

i think i'm just shocked that anyone anywhere has time for art brut to be honest.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

kaiser chiefs would have been a better example but art brut were the most recent stylus jukebox bone of contention.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

lex, i think you're wrong wrong wrong.

increasing lefty-liberal consensus that Culture is a Good Thing (and evidence that one is a Cultured Person being important to one's social status in a weird keep-up-with-the-joneses way, i feel that nick hornby is largely to blame for this, the cunt).

i don't even know what this means, but if anything it favours grime and MIA and other 'exotic' things over art brut (who they?) or james blunt. but any case the hipster ghetto has its own 'keeping up with' syndrome, whether you think the music is better or not.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

therefore people who don't care about music and who previously just ignored it would now just buy the consensus canonical albums out of a sense of duty almost.

most people don't read about music. they get to hear what gets played on radio and tv. some of them read reviews in popular non-music mags and newspapers. but these people care about music enough to buy the occasional record, be it blunt, imbruglia, maroon 5, franz, or especially best-of comps.

they 'don't care' as much as you, but then you're a music writer! as to their motives -- well, i doubt it's duty. they probably like what they hear just a little bit, you know, or they wouldn't pony up for it.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

stop defending the bastards.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

Women with computers have only been dominating for 20 years now, which to some people don't seem to be long enough.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

lex, i think you're wrong wrong wrong.

increasing lefty-liberal consensus that Culture is a Good Thing (and evidence that one is a Cultured Person being important to one's social status in a weird keep-up-with-the-joneses way, i feel that nick hornby is largely to blame for this, the cunt).

i don't even know what this means, but if anything it favours grime and MIA and other 'exotic' things over art brut (who they?) or james blunt. but any case the hipster ghetto has its own 'keeping up with' syndrome, whether you think the music is better or not.

I vaguelly agree with Lex - I don't think it would favour MIA over Art Brut, because it just favours whatever is mentioned in the press and has a pop.cult. profile, and MIA doens't necessarily have that high a profile outside of the net and "esoteric" media; she's perceived, if at all, as "weird", and "weird" and "cultured" are not the same.

GIER SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

You should try being dominated by a woman with a computer Gier. It's a liberating experience.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

...or so I'm told, anyway (cough)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

actually franz ferdinand are an even better example than art brut or the kaiser chiefs. but i have a horrible feeling that mentioning them will provoke a sudden rash of people i think are cool going "but i really like them!" and DISAPPOINTING me.

nick otm. mia isn't Proper Culture, she's ethnic. ethnics are only acceptable if they work with c martin, cf jamelia.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

actually the guardian's sponsorship of franz ferdinand is close to it, this 'to be a right-thinking person you must own this record' thing. but i don't see how it's different than how 'this thing of ours' operates, really.

ha xpost

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

i saw a g2 headline on the bus yesterday, "alex kapranos: lennon or mccartney?" AARGH WHO THE FUCK CARES AARGH GO AND DIE ANYONE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ACCEPTABLE FEATURE OR WHO PAID THE SLIGHTEST ATTENTION TO IT KICK KICK KICK KICK

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

mia isn't Proper Culture, she's ethnic. ethnics are only acceptable if they work with c martin, cf jamelia.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), October 13th, 2005.

oh, bollocks. mia got 'weekend on sunday' love, cf/ miss dynamite, dizzee rascal, roni size, tricky...

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend's just had an Art History lecture about Vienna at the turn of the 1900s, Klimpptthfpt and all that, and the module is called "the interdisciplinary city", and her lecturer, who's got a doctorate and regular curates exhibitions in major London galleries and has written books blah blah wiffle piff piff, said she was gonna get someone else in to teach the section about music in Vienna at that time because "I could teach it if it was about Keane of Kaiser Chiefs but not [I dunno, Schoenberg or someone? some Viennese composer]" - Emma's respect for her lecturer, who she previously found scary, PLUMMETTED. Who's to say that educated and tasteful in one field = educated and tasteful in others.

I bet Gier has amazing taste in, I dunno, melodic coffee or something, to make up for his shocking taste in melodic music.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

oh, bollocks. mia got 'weekend on sunday' love, cf/ miss dynamite, dizzee rascal, roni size, tricky...

That may well be so but how many people actually bought the records? Not as many as FF.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

oh, bollocks. mia got 'weekend on sunday' love, cf/ miss dynamite, dizzee rascal, roni size, tricky...
That may well be so but how many people actually bought the records? Not as many as FF.

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), October 13th, 2005.

well, exactly. it's not the observer's fault if these acts didn't 'catch', though.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

But is it those acts' ethnicity's fault?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

Some cynics might argue that there is little point covering 'ethnics' in the broadsheets as it has no significant impact on their (low) sales in the UK at all.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Sorry my last post was D.O.A.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

not in itself; maybe there's some form of racism there, but maybe also people didn't want to play 'strugglin' or 'i luv u' all that much on their daily commute, while they did want heather small (in 1995) or james blunt now.

xpost to nick

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

heather small, gabrielle and lemar not being 'ethnics', perhaps.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

"Nothing has or will ever do this though. "

Yeah, that was kinda my point Nick!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Damn your strange Australian syntax which confuses me.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

I am going to appal the lex by saying that I turned straight to that G2 article. He didn't even choose though, he just whined a bit.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

INDIE BOY IN WHINING A BIT AND NOT CHOOSING DEFINITIVELY SHOCKAH

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the mighty Seal, N_RQ.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

right - exactly. and jamelia, who was not unknown before the chris martin song (and anyway i think that worked for chris martin as much as it did for her, cf his work with the streets).

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure what the argument is anymore.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure what it ever was! Some interesting comments, to be sure, but....what?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Are anti-boys-with-guitars activists (such as The Lex) just as small-minded and reactionary as anti-spangly-computerised-ethnic-poppers?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

i don't have an a priori loathing of the form. i like interpol.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

i'll break it down for you N_RQ-style:

lex: the weekend on sunday ignores ethnics, except jamelia cos she world with coldplay
me: no, what about mia, dizze rascal, tricky -- they got covered
nick: they don't sell any records, compared to franz
me: that's not the weekend on sunday's fault
nick and steve: british people be racialist
me: er, but they do like black pop stars, just not ones who play 'difficult' music.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

i don't have an a priori loathing of the form. i like interpol.

Yeah but isn't that like a hipster indie kid saying "I like Kanye"?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

haha, but that would probably be franz ferdinand!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

me: er, but they do like black pop stars, just not ones who play 'difficult' music.

But why do, say, Roots Manuva and Dizzee Rascal sell a lot lot lot more copies than Shystie then?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

You're forgetting that Lex also likes Nine Black Alps.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Interpol are so awful Lex :(

You also like Nine Black Alps don't you? Or was that slander?

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

OK. Roots Manuva.

haha X-post!

Dom because Shystie was kinda weak and also very badly marketed. Also they're blokes with back stories - Pentecostal dad / mental illness and the urban waif failed music GCSE thing.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I have a Nine Black Alps promo single somewhere.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

The best Interpol song is "Dakota".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Tim F in Stereophonics love shockah.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

"Dakota" sounds just amazing in a supermarket.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

"Dakota" is just "She's Electric" for a post-Killers generation.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Surely the common thread is that folks be conservative: the black musicians and the white musicians who shift major units are all marketing familiar sounds.

""Dakota" is just "She's Electric" for a post-Killers generation"

"just"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

But Dizzee Rascal's sounds weren't really familiar until he entered into the charts. Ditto Franz Ferdinand or The Coral. Is there actually anyone making Roots Manuva-esque music? I mean, K-Os isn't exactly chalking up the top ten singles is he?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

guardian readers may not like ethnics v much but they like women even less. and certainly don't take them seriously.

i don't. like. nine. black. alps.

'dakota' is fucking terrible. it has k jones's voice on it ffs!

lead interpol bloke was fit once.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

in these terms, though, whatever's popular is going to be called 'conservative', but the success of r'n'b in the uk belies that idea.

xpost

But Dizzee Rascal's sounds weren't really familiar until he entered into the charts. Ditto Franz Ferdinand or The Coral.

wtf @ dom? dizzee is not a success; and you can't GET more familiar than the coral!!!

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Ditto Franz Ferdinand or The Coral.

???????

how in the world were their sounds unfamiliar?!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Who was making music that sounded like the Coral, and getting in the top 40 with it, prior to them? Seriously, maybe I'm just missing someone.

Dizzee Rascal: more popular than MIA, less popular than Roots Manuva. It goes.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

guardian readers may not like ethnics v much but they like women even less. and certainly don't take them seriously.

whaaaaat?

Who was making music that sounded like the Coral, and getting in the top 40 with it, prior to them? Seriously, maybe I'm just missing someone.

oh fucking the thrills or... it's just blah 96 britpop, i don't know.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

forget i said that nrq, i am just throwing strawmen around like i want to make a bonfire right now.

re: who was making music like the coral: boys. with. fucking. guitars. they all sound the fucking same.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

haha dissensus likes the coral -- CAN YOU SAY WHY?

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Can you really call The Coral Britpop though? Britpop is the art of drawing a line between The Beatles and The Smiths crossing through one other act, was it Love for them then?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

i dunno, dom, was that all britpop was, for the supernaturals? (the closest band i can think of to ver coral).

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it, surely there were a lot of britpop bands who drew nothing from the Smiths?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

without going into defns of britpop, i can easily imagine the coral being a band from back then.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Saying "all bands with guitars sound the same" is JUST as didactic and dogmatic and plain UNTRUE as saying "all black people make unmelodic music".

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

obv. but i honestly can't tell apart the music, the thrills, the coral.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

ALL U HATERS STFU BOYS WIF GUITARS IS HOT SHIT ALL THEYR SONGS SOUND WAY BETTER THEN WAT U COULD DO SO JUST KEEP UR FUCKIN ASSES SHUT OK THANK U!!!!
HATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

STFU ALL U HATERZ (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

(sorry, saw that on the pharrel thread. I think it's applicable to any thread where music u like is dissed, no?)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

obv. but i honestly can't tell apart the music, the thrills, the coral.

The Music = post-Verve Led Zep + groove wah-wah hod-carrier funk psychedelic, Thrills = West Coast (of Ireland) harmony soft-pop and Coral = Scouse Zappa + Beatles freakbeat.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

partly i can't tell them apart cos i can't be arsed to -- but that alone speaks volumes. i think lex goes too far, and in theory i like boys with guitars, but they all end up a bit samey for me, and sounding too much like other old stuff.

N_RQ, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Long-since-preempted 'sponse: Nuttin as long as they're well hung.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

it speaks volumes that at no point on this thread has anyone even vaguely considered the possibility of BWGs being well hung.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

I mean The Music, The Thrills and The Coral are all (by-and-large) rubbish, but that doens't mean they're the same.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone discussed the size of M.I.A's tits on ILM?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

They're tiny. We should go back to that Jack's cock/Meg's tits discussion we had once.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

Lex they're clearly over-compensating with their massive planks.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

A full Roland rig + sequencers is WAY bigger than a ukulele = Patrick Wolf has a cock like a horse.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

they don't call them knob-twiddlers for nothing

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Dear Popists of Britain:
The biggest rock band in my country (America) (sorry) is Green Day. Cringing over Franz Ferdinand makes you look kind of naive. Clean yr plate; don't you know there are children in less-privileged countries that have to listen to "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"?
Sincerely,
Some dude who really likes the Strokes

disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Green Day are so much better than Franz Ferdinand it isn't even funny. When Alex Kapranos comes up with a song, say, a fifth as good as "Welcome to Paradise" or "Hitching A Ride", maybe then we'll talk.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

i fucking hate green day as well. one of the most disappointing moments of 2005 for me was learning that venus williams was a fan. i'd always pegged her as the cooler of the sisters but OH NO OH NO :(

i always thought green day fandom carried a serious social stigma with it, like admitting that you were into horse porn or that you enjoyed guy ritchie films. and now people are admitting it in public? shame, shame, shame on our society.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

dom even i think green day are worse the franz ferdinand.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

than.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Teh kids still love the Green Day lex! I love to creep them out by saying "Hah! I used to like them when I WAS YOUR AGE, i.e. THIRTEEN)

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Hah, TS: pretending to be gay in order to sell singles vs pretending to be straight in order to sell singles.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

and the difference with hating rap because they're all misogynistic and money hungry is....what?

popists are just as awful as rockists.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Um stop being so c0rny indie fuxxor? Read my dissertation on my blog about how sexism in hip hop is just a semiotic way of imbuing the culture with a nihlistic rage in a post-Marxist irony-free society. Plus download the Ying Yang twins and sell your Zeppelin albums kthxbye

HIVEMIND BOT, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Could it be argued to an extent that the thinking behind these two posts is to some degree similar;

I guess the idea is that there have been a lot of boys w/guitars groups, going back a long way, and so it's harder for them to sound fresh, especially to jaded ears like mine.

in theory i like boys with guitars, but they all end up a bit samey for me, and sounding too much like other old stuff.

Both these posters I believe are older than the NME type demographics of yr Art Brut’s or Kaiser Chiefs though I guess a lot of these bands take in audiences of the same age who perhaps are not seeking anything “new” but something “samey”, something reassuring perhaps, as rock in the mainstream sense seems to be stuck in the retro rut, (could it not be? Another question in itself, I guess) if one is still looking for something that doesn’t sound to much like “old stuff” then perhaps rock music is not the obvious choice of music. Are the younger BWG’s fans unencumbered by history hearing something fresh or is it more about relating in some kind of sociological type way? This attack on BWG seems slightly different from what we could call the “Lexian” position. People who have heard, digested and maybe at some point enjoyed pretty much all the tricks in the BWG’s book as (is this position sort of similar to the that taken by the “thirty something Wire reader in spectacles”?) opposed to a natural inclination against BWG’s.

is this how things work? the media have ideas, and they 'filter down'. i think public taste is more complex than that. how or why this preference is 'unpleasant' is up to you.

The Artic Monkeys or the NME? The band or the hype? The chicken or the egg? I guess the media can only push public thinking if it is already headed in a certain direction or there is something waiting to be tapped into. BWG’s seems only to have really seem marginalized between fall of Britpop and 2002 return of rock. The whole ROCK IS BACK thing seems far more amorphous and so easier from a media POV to sustain than Britpop, Grunge etc any “movement”. All that unites modern B(and girls)WG’s is converse perhaps? The “unpleasantness” I implied is what Lex and Dom raised up thread. They and others who have passed through higher education in the last few years can confirm the stultifying conservatism that seems to seep from the NMEdia (how closely does NME thinking define wider mainstream media spectrum?) through any student newspaper / radio station. Is this naïve though, was it always thus?

Can you really call The Coral Britpop though? Britpop is the art of drawing a line between The Beatles and The Smiths crossing through one other act, was it Love for them then?

I recently noted when talking about the last Franz Ferdinand single that (note new italicisation)

One way of defining what is commonly known as Britpop is to take it as a genre of music that takes the Beatles and The Smiths as the beginning and end of a narrative, the alpha and omega of British rock, then maps a way betweens these two poles. Suede went through Bowie, Blur took a route through The Kinks and the Pet Shop Boys, Elastica; Wire and The Stranglers and so forth. Do You Want To seems to make a beeline from Twist And Shout to Handsome Devil by way of Roxy Music, the New Pop "movement", Duran Duran and many, many others.”

I may have myself ripped this, if not verbatim, from John Harris’ Britpop book, it does rather fail when one considers the later “Britpop” bands they could be alternatively classed as “Noelrock” or just "shit". Perhaps just sticking it all under the retro rock banner is easier. Though that is a bit lazy as it totally fails to explain how Saint Etienne, Denim etc could be Britpop.

jive session (elwisty), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Bump.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

jive session your first point is fair enough - when I say that BWG's don't feel fresh I mean it mostly in the context of my own personal pop timeline, and the BWG bands I loved back when I was 18 would have and did cause rolled eyes for people 10 yrs older than me, and so on.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

Is popism anti-rural? Or, is popism anti-anything that isn't metropolitan?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

I think it would have to exist first Nick!

If 'popism' means 'what I think', though, then it's sceptical of (or maybe just bored of) the narratives of suburban escape that a lot of BWG music likes to draw on.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

Where does an average popist stand on rural 'IDM'? ("Oh but Pacman is clearly the best thing Aphex ever did!")

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

Is popism an urban / metropolitan phenomena?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Boards of Canada if that's what you're asking!

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

BWG "don't feel fresh" [compared to..]]
vs
BWG "aren't good" [compared to...]
vs
"why are BWG popular" [instead of...]

sean gramophone (Sean M), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

They lack thrill-power.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

Not for ver kids though, Tom.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

tom is otm there. if it existed - and i think you may be confusing 'cunty hipster disdain' with 'popism', there - it's definitely more anti-small town than anti-rural, though. i was talking about this with a friend the other day - we simply don't understand small towns, or people who willingly choose to live there. it's like all the worst parts of city and rural existence in one place with none of the benefits of either. lots of BWGs (kaiser cunts i'm looking at you here) define themselves according to a v small-town aesthetic, even if it's one which purports to be kicking against them.

re: sociological factors vs innate antipathy - i think the latter (in my case certainly) still has roots in the former. except in my case it isn't so much getting exhausted with what BWGs do as getting exhausted with what straight white men do even before i get to pop music. virtually every aspect of western society bears the imprint of straight white men, and in some ways i guess art is a refuge from that because of its tradition of allowing other voices to be heard. the transgressive elements of pop, especially if framed in an ostensibly mainstream, commercial context, are one of the form's most powerful aspects, and to see people like james blunt and coldplay and franz ferdinand get critical and commercial respect seems like social regression in a way.

(obviously i am not saying that straight white men cannot make transgressive music. but the type of straight white man who thinks that the best contribution to popular culture they can possibly make is via a fucking guitar...no.)

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Did popism arise in reaction to Britney etcetera's popularity as a binary opposite to the rockism confusion of "why are the kids buying this shit?" and now the kids are buying Franz Ferdinand popism is just as defensively "guard the lines!" as rockism was five years ago?

x-post.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Is "culture" ("art") being claimed by non-minorities, i.e. straight white men, due to alterations in the modes of production and consumption? Is "transgressive" really transgressive anymore in the age of Queer Eye?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

the trouble is there are v different types of popisms around these days. we had a v interesting discussion on tom's livejournal a while back about the split between the pure pop kids and the kids who like pop, but also electro and hip hop and reggaeton and crunk and grime &c &c.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Well yeah.

I was thinking about this w.r.t comics, and how for someone aged 15 coming into reading Marvel Comics now the narrative tricks and tropes that bore me are exciting for them (cos they've not seen them before, and they're being done with a certain difference in style too, a slickness that feels very of-its-time. But also I wonder how this imagined 15-yr-old deals with the 40 years weight of continuity, like how do they relate to it, do they feel like they've arrived late at a party?

And I wonder about this w.r.t pop too - the continuity of BWG bands, how much do 'ver kids' care about it? This is something quite clever that Conor M's NME has done I reckon - it doesn't look back too much, it does the pop perpetual present thing that Smash Hits used to, but at the same time it's not iconoclastic, it doesn't break away from 'the past', just as well since that would look ridiculous.

When I was 16 and starting to buy the NME something that was hugely exciting was the references back to older bands, tho never beyond punk, and the idea that music was really moving forward, had been since '76 and by being into indie you were an early adopter, someone in a vanguard of musical development. The 'difference from the mainstream' thing was important too but shared thought-space with this progressive ideal. I think the balance of rhetoric has totally tilted away from that now, so it's harder for me to empathise with what a kid gets out of the new BWG stuff, apart from the obvious social-framework stuff which is a constant (and to be fair is always 90% of why people are into music).

multiple xposts which I might get to soon

Personally I reckon FF are pop, they're pop with an image I think is lame tho.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

Are Franz Ferdinand not trasngressive due to the fact that they are a; quite camp, b; quite knowing, and c; uniformly fucking ugly? Are they reclaiming sassy guitar pop for ugly people?

x-post.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

How much is popism vs rockism an identity war and how much is an aesthetic war and how much is cultural / sociological?

Also wtf is wrong with small towns? Precisely. (This is maybe an ILE thread...)

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I think the idea of "transgressive" is weak. Ugliness, or at least ugliness unmitigated by wealth or power, is more radical, and more outsider, than androgyny (OK male androgyny). (xpost!)

I totally understand small towns and suburbs. It's the "my god growing up in Bromley was so awful thank god I escaped" thing that rubs me up the wrong way. I mean you walk around London and half the people you see are from families who probably moved continents to change their lives, which is a bit more impressive than leaving fucking Haywards Heath, surely?

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

FF are neither transgressive nor interesting in any sense at all, and it's nothing to do with their looks but because both their image and their music is fucking boring, hackneyed, tired shite.

i don't really think the war is popism vs rockism AT ALL now. libertines fans aren't necessarily traditional rockists, ditto for britney fans and popism. there are too many different aesthetic lines being drawn all over the place for it to be that clear-cut.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

i didn't mean 'transgressive' as in androgyny! i think i was thinking of xtina.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who hears the 'new' rock as a reclamation of 'fun' from "black" pop/hip-hop/dance in the 90s?

I mean obv. the Kaiser Chiefs aren't fun, but the people I know who are really into Maximo Park/Louis XIV/KC (or even White Stripes) love the "party" element of it, the grinning funk-like frenzy, and there's obv. lots of this in reigning-kings FF. (Contrast with weepy un-fun Coldplay/Keane, who half the 'rock' people hate. On the other hand, also note the increase in 'fun' in the last Coldplay record...)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I picked 'androgyny' because in my experience a lot of indie people do see it as retaining a residual transgressive element, though obviously they're thinking Bowie not Bowery.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Maximo Park? Fun? Where?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Sean something I wrote in January kind of touches on this:

http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/essays/2005/01/during-goldrush.html

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

So, when people are discussing "Popism" (Geir, come back) are they discussing the Popjustice approach, or, for want of a better term, the Lex approach?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

What's the Popjustice approach?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Basically the 80s Smash Hits approach.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

The 80s Smash Hits approach with added indie-baiting and (even) less coverage of hem hem 'urban' music surely?

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Having not read Smash Hits in the 80s, what was their coverage of Sade and Kurtis Blow like?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Lex's approach is probably a lot more palatable to critics though, bizzarely (or maybe harder to ignore), because it allows for obscuria (reggaeton or whatever).

Remember when PFM tried to coin the term "Fluxpop"? Oh the hilarity.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Pretty good Dom! Sade was definitely in it a lot. Kurtis Blow, less so, but I didn't read it when he was having hits.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

What's the 80s Smash Hitss approach? I remember getting lyrics to Poison songs in Smash Hits in about 1987.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

popjustice approach = racist, basically

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

(i think a lot of it stems from gayers and girls who are scared of the big black men but obv this is a whole new can of worms)

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

also, sean and tom otm re the fun-reclaiming aspect: cuts the "you hate fun!" argument off immediately.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

80s Smash Hits approach - loving but teasing. It morphed into the Q approach sadly.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Please elucidate, Tom.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

Tom - Yeah, there's a clear division between the truly rockist guitar-rock bands of 3 or 4 years ago, and the superficial/fun "haircut" guitar bands today. The haircut people LOVE when a member of the old pop guard (from Andre 3000 to James Brown to Justin T) laud one of 'their' acts, as if proving that fun rock is truly the bearer of the New.

there's totally at tom-popism that's part of the ideology (but not the actual listening habits) of the haircut people.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

(i think a lot of it stems from gayers and girls who are scared of the big black men but obv this is a whole new can of worms)

Yeah, but they "go" for Mis-Teeq and Lemar and Sugababes, whilst, conversely, I don't remember Popjustice going apeshit over the last Necro album.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

dom, there is not one person on this earth who could possibly find any of those people threatening. even if mutya is way scary.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

The '80's Smash Hits approach when I was at school was quite scattershot, pop-focussed (IE the big things I remember them pushing were new romanticism and the "new pop sensibility" (IE haircut 100) but they also pushed the birthday party pretty heavily when "release the bats" came out, also Bauhaus, and the Virgin Prunes, whose whole schtick from back then would certainly be "transgressive" and then some to-day, sad to say. I can remember metal bands being featured from time to time as well (mainly b/c the more successful mwobhm bands were pretty pop, as in hit singles, and often on TOTP)

I wish I still had all my old issues.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

(i think a lot of it stems from gayers and girls who are scared of the big black men but obv this is a whole new can of worms)

they can't be more scared of them than the white BWGs though (factoring in the fetishisation aspect)! rather than actual 'racism' i think Popjustice, like many, may just be uncomfortable mentioning a lot of hip-hop because of the evident hostility prevalent between the two subcultures.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Whenever I see "PFM" I immediately think of this:

http://www.pfmpfm.it/discografia/chocolate_kings-3a.jpg

Which says it all, vis a vis my finger being on the musical pulse

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

It's worth pointing out that 80s Record Mirror had a more austere but still vaguely approving approach to a lot of Pop artists, not to the extent of putting Bros or Paula Abdul on the cover perhaps (though this may actually have happened for all i know) but KLF or PSBs with Liza Minelli? yes please.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Some "boys with guitars"/indie chart stalwarts from when I were a lad, btw.

http://www.stu-p-didiot.com/stu/soundscover_final.jpg

http://thearchive.free.fr/prunes_best316.jpg

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

You should try being dominated by a woman with a computer Gier. It's a liberating experience.

indeed. there's a special yahoo chat room for that.

john clarkson, Friday, 14 October 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

"Teh kids still love the Green Day lex!"

The kids haven't had a clue about good music since the mid-to-late 80s. Liking Green Day is actually one of their better sides.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

well 'she' claimed 'she' was a woman

not that i've ever been there of course

john clarkson, Friday, 14 October 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

I mean, how does this compare w/what is considered "transgressive" now? I remember buying "La Heresie", and actually being frightened of it, and feeling asll pervy as I handed over my money. Who offers the same (cough) thills to-day, out of curiosity?

(X-post haha I was wondering when someone wd notice that!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

I mean obv. the Kaiser Chiefs aren't fun, but the people I know who are really into Maximo Park/Louis XIV/KC (or even White Stripes) love the "party" element of it, the grinning funk-like frenzy, and there's obv. lots of this in reigning-kings FF. (Contrast with weepy un-fun Coldplay/Keane, who half the 'rock' people hate. On the other hand, also note the increase in 'fun' in the last Coldplay record...)

There was certainly a lot of fun in mid 90s Blur and Oasis though....

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

Geir get the fuck off my thread.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

GIT....THE FUCK....OUTTA ....MY THREAD....BITCH!!!1!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

In a way Geir is the omnipresent reminder of the dangers faced when arguing in favour or at least not against BWG's.

The man has a point though, Britpop was generally seen as fun before it became all big and "significant" (hello Mr Ashcroft) hence the pop part following the Brit. Fun for who is the question though...

jive session (elwisty), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I have a question, and it is in no way whatsoever a put down, im just curious. for all you people who like to theorize about pop in such a manner do you think your love for the music (pop) is as pure and uncomprimising as, for example, the 13 year old rachel stevens fans or even a regular 25 year old robbie williams fan? it just seems like academizing(is that a word?) pop takes away alot of the fun of it and turns it into something different.

*ahem* this has of course nothing to do with me not being articulate and intelligent enough to think in the same ways as you guys ;)

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

No I don't think it's as pure and uncompromised, but neither do I think it is any less worthwhile.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

I think you'll have a hard time finding 13 year old Rachel Stevens fans - mind you I said that about Girls Aloud and apparently their London gig was full of teenage girls (according to the 30 year old men i know who went to see them, HEH).

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Why on earth do you think people would have a hard time finding a 13 year old Rachel Stevens fan? How are 13 year old girls not part of their demographic? (As well as 30 year old men.)

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

It's just a joke because presumably none of us would ever actually talk to a 13 year old about Rachel Stevens. Unless you have a cousin or even niece/nephew you see at Christmas or whatever.

People wondering why grown men and women (though it's a majority of the former here and most other platforms) spend so long intellectualising something as trivial (yet culturally HUGE) as pop music might as well be asking why the video games industry has journalists working in it.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

It's also a joke born out of the continued myth that teenagers music consumption is still having a bigger influence on the charts than that of the older crowd. This ceased to be the case some time ago.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

I don't think my love for any female pop star when I was 13 was exactly "pure", ahem.

I don't think any music liking is pure or uncompromised Lovelace - when I was 14, 16, 18 I would always be approaching music with the idea of 'what will my mates think of this / think of me for liking it', I care a lot less now about that, and it's just as much an 'impurity' as theorising about pop.

What I always say when this comes up is that the love comes first for me, and what I do with the love - an ILM thread, a chat, playing stuff in a club, putting songs on a tape for my wife, whatever - is a result of that.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

What would talking to a 13 year old girl about Rachel Stevens or an 18 year old boy about Franz Ferdinand accomplish? Should we attempt to do this? Should we ask the former if she is aware of Kim Wilde and the latter if he is aware of [insert whoever]? Would it be useful for us?

I think what I mean to say is are we jaded old schmucks with too much historical perspective to enjoy something on it's own merits, and has popism's rush to make everything enjoyable on its own merits been ultimately self-defeating?

Was that ever popism's desire anyway?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

popjustice approach = racist, basically
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), October 14th, 2005.

this needs backing up, really, unless not liking hip-hop is racist now.

N_RQ, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Not liking hip-hop has ALWAYS been racist as far as some people are concerned.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

xpost x2

This is the quite good trick about a lot of Pop now. As Tom says it's like comics, in that to a 13 year old Rachel or Franz will appeal for the freshness of their sentiment whereas someone twice that age might appreciate the amalgamation of ideas in the sound more (tho Franz are a bad example of this, i just think they have potential to be a lot odder and that would be a very good thing). So two bases are being covered and the product is appealing to a wider range of people as a result.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Mind you that argument DOES fall down somewhat, in that Rachel isn't actually that popular ENOUGH (but still popular across a wider range of ages than, say, thingy from Blue or Lemar?)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

i think the meta thing is a minority interest even among these internet dudes. i mean, i know jack shit about music (had never knowingly heard adam ant, fer example) and i like rachel stevens. i doubt that many of her legions of 20-30something fans are as knowledgable as youse guys on this score.

N_RQ, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

If they count as boys with guitars and synths, Girls Against Boys seemed pretty well hung to me.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

"Meta" is a clever word for a pretty ordinary reaction, tho, as in "Wow, that sounds like Adam Ant", which anyone of a certain age who remembers Adam Ant will be able to understand (whether they agree or not). I had that conversation in my office independent of ILM, and none of them are superhuge music intellectuals.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

presumably they said the same thing re Goldfrapp's 'Ooh La La' and 'Spirit In The Sky', and this is exactly why they might like the former now?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Not so specific, it's more like.

"What's this?"
"It's the new Goldfrapp single."
"It's kind of glammy."

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

my indie 21-yr-old sister txted to ask if i had the new goldfrapp album; i said i did not, but would she like the rachel stevens, and she said no, haughtily.

N_RQ, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Is yr sister cute?!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

(I am playing up to a comedy reputation with that post, btw.)

(But is she?)

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

"I don't think any music liking is pure or uncompromised Lovelace - when I was 14, 16, 18 I would always be approaching music with the idea of 'what will my mates think of this / think of me for liking it', I care a lot less now about that, and it's just as much an 'impurity' as theorising about pop."

Yeah precisely. Although oddly "popism" is often accused of trying to institute precisely such a heirarchy of purity as Lovelace implies must exist (why is it that questioning the existence of a heirarchy is always read as wanting to simply turn it upside down?)

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Cos Marx said so.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

That does annoy me a bit Tim - the idea of romanticising teen taste, yeah I've been guilty of that in the past I admit but not for ages, who'd want to be a teenager!!?

Tom (Groke), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

she is, quite, nick -- the whole family is hot, really.

N_RQ, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Can I have your numbers please?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

i think you have mine. cozen has it, ask him.

but anyway when you're a teenager your reactions to music maynot be pure, but they *are* ignorant, and that means that it is easier to like some stuff you might later write off as derivative. so i liked a bunch of britpop cos i simply hadn't heard wire or even david bowie, etc, etc.

N_RQ, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

I liked awesome music and shockingly awful music in equal measure as a teenager, but - despite some distinctly different ideas and obv. quite different tastes, I don't think my relationship to music was much different at all.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

I marvel at your colossal appetite today and tomorrow.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

Tim how old are you?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

23

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Good grief.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Presumably it depends on the boys.

It could depend on the guitars, but probably not.

I used to be a boy with a guitar. Even now, I am definitely still somebody with a guitar. So I am not going to attack people for playing guitars, whatever they are, whatever they seem to have become, I hope.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 October 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Tom E said: I tend not to like the sounds guitars produce when they're the lead instrument

My feeling is the opposite. I love (some of) the sounds that guitars (can) make when they are the lead instrument, to the point where, I was thinking today, this must be one of my criteria for pop. Because I saw someone in a Stereolab T-shirt and was thinking about why I don't much like them, and one of my reasons was that I don't remember them using guitars as lead instruments, in the way that lots of people I like do. (Perhaps they do, but I haven't heard it, or they don't do it like I like it, or etc.)

the pinefox, Friday, 14 October 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Pinefox, Transient Random Noise Bursts With Annoucements is one of the guitariest albums I know, though you still might not like it.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I like the title.

And no, I probably would not like it.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Things that are wrong with extraneous issues surrounding "boys with guitars": tribalist fans, idiotic press, attempts to glom onto it as some kind of odd exclusionary lifestyle

Things that are wrong with "boys with guitars," aesthetically: subjectively speaking, jack shit

I mean, christ, can you come out as a big Strokes/White Stripes/FF/Killers fan without having people think you're a Cro-mag reactionary dipshit stricken with devolutionary tastes and mopey nostalgia? Y'think people might like the lyrics, which as far as most of these nu-rock bands are concerned skew a bit closer to Dusty Springfield and Duran Duran than Bob Seger and Grand Funk Railroad? If I am ever cornered by any of you at a party, should I keep a copy of Separation Sunday in my pocket to ward you off cf. vampires/garlic? And does "Disco 2000" disprove everything said by BWG-hatas in a fiery gust of destructive pop glory?

disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

“Boys With Guitars. I am loath to make sweeping statements, but it has to be pointed out that if I were to make one along the lines of "Boys With Guitars have absolutely zero to offer to popular music any more", there would be ample evidence to support it in the form of, oh, every single Boys With Guitars band on the entire fucking planet right now.”

Fuck it, I basically agree.

The White Stripes, FF are/have been alright though. Both could do better. I'm not an enormous fan, they just seem more colourful than the rest somehow.

Right now seems like an odd time for "boys with guitars".

If Britpop was a reaction to the prevailing guitar-based rock of the time (shogaze, grunge, early post-rock (in the UK sense)) which ended up wiping experimentation/risk taking off the radar of peoples expectations for the whole scene...

Well, right now it's as if Britpop (v2.0) and non-backwards rock (defined (by me) as: that which isn't worshipping the past, it's own history & influences, isn't content to recycle social stereotypes & act out tedious cliches of how bands are 'supposed' to behave ... that which is attempting to be 'new', is open to electronic influences, or at least post-1990 ideas, that which is unsure or unaware of it's place in the market. I get the feeling almost ALL the stude bands are very aware of their placement & quite happy about it).

It feels like both sides of the coin, good and bad, are happening at the same time, only guess which one (again) the NME is caring about?

(meanwhile dance is off doing it's own thing, but that's another thread really)

If it isn't clear by that convoluted mess above I'd guess the MBV, Slowdive, Seefeels, Nirvana's of today would be Lightning Bolt, Black Dice, Wolf Eyes. Probably this sounds ridiculous, I haven't, I should say checked out any of those three beyond the odd mp3 which has usually left me dry & uninterested to look into them further.

Basically, I don't hear many people complaining about those boys with guitars much.

The question posed by this thread seems specious to me. Taking a feeling usually encountered in a specific context "oh fuck, another shitty retro student pleasing "indie-rock-pop" outfit, how much longer do we have to suffer this shite" and applying it to all men ever with guitars is wilful misinterpretation for the purpose of ... Nick to blather on about Embrace again? Who knows?

fandango (fandango), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Haha... the post above :)

I realised I do generally tend to follow any weak praise I might have in conversation about some "boys with guitar" band or song with a follow up statement that apart from exceptions this kind of music is UTTER FUCKING SHITE these days (imo).

I mean, christ, can you come out as a big Strokes/White Stripes/FF/Killers fan without having people think you're a Cro-mag reactionary dipshit stricken with devolutionary tastes and mopey nostalgia?

The answer is, probably not!

fandango (fandango), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Precisely what is wrong with girls with guitars these days anyway?

Where are the Elastica, Sleeper, Echobelly equivalents* in the Top40 today? If the Faders had been more 'real' maybe they could have done something. Otherwise, it really seems like a very a male club at the moment.

I can only think of the Fiery Furnaces off the top of my head... and they seem to be off doing unchartable oddness. What was the last female-fronted outfit the NME really got behind? The Distillers?


*No, I'm not going to slur Kenickie by association with them.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs?

disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

!

ok, they'll do. Funny, I've never taken to them completely but if I think of them (and her) as representing the same lineage to the '00's as Justine Frischmann, Louise Weiner... the other one, did to the '90's.

She's about ten times the frontwoman of any of them isn't she really? Fucking Yay for Karen O!

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

answer to title question: not a thing except that most of em are not Kevin Shields, Jimi Hendrix, Andy Gill, Thurston Moore, Andy Gill, Steve Albini, Andy Gill, Thurston Moore, Tom Verlaine, or Johnny Ramone, i.e. either a) old or b) dead.

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

uh, take out a few of those

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

You could add

Fennesz (OMG GUITAR+ELECTRONICS+NOT IN BAND = DOES THIS COUNT??!)
Johnny Greenwood (OMG GUITAR+OTHER SHIT = DOES NOT COUNT+WHITE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!!!)
Ichiro Agata

to that list.

and the guy from the Yeah Yeah Yeah's ... maybe. I'm still hoping they have something better than Y Control to come next. I find them pretty unlistenable, even on 'Maps' but I DO appreciate they're doing something different (also they're a whole shitheap better than DFA1979 who seem to be the other act closest to them in style, but they suck). I'd like to think they'll really crack it on the second album.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

okey-doke on Agata. the others (inc. YYYs dude) = meh.

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

oh I forgot Ron Asheton (file under a) old).

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Kurt Cobain
Tom Morello

(and more)

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Old Radiohead + Metal + Queen = Muse.

You can't say he hasn't had a stylistic influence, whether or not he's *that* great a guitarist.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

xpost:

meh. meh.

how bout: J Mascis, Neil Young, Sterling Morrison (old, old, dead).

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

or Eddie Hazel (dead)

ok i'm done.

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Is the point then that we really need a new guitar 'genius' in the (arguable) position of 'lead' instrument to make this area of music exciting again?

but, in the present creative climate of a million shades of greyness being lapped up by "the kids" (and implicitly defended by Nick Southall, though he hasn't really answered the question of what's right other than to weakly say "I like the sound of guitars") because it has BIG CHORUS WHITE STUDENT MALE-BOOZE-MAN appeal we're very unlikely to find one?

I'm just trying to think of examples of
a) not dead
b) not old
b) likely to have crossover appeal directly or indirectly

Jack White doesn't really count. He's not boring but... meh. Not outstanding either.

Kaki King I would like to think could have an impact one day, I'm not totally sure she has the imagination to break out of her tiny niche though. or that she would be any good in a band. I could see her fulfilling some kind of BJ Cole role to young & upcoming bands perhaps. I mean I'd want to work with her, she's... hot.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

hadn't heard of kaki king. googling reveals that she plays acoustic. will check her out. i would bleed to hear a female artist on the level of those i mentioned. pj harvey is very good indeed but not mindblowing, not by a long way.

i'm inclined to think, without being able to say exactly why, that the era of the guitar 'genius' is over (at least for a while) or very nearly so.

xero (xero), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Kaki King is very much in the tradition of Leo Kottke (apparently) and her compositions can be a little unmemorable and indistinct, but a) she's just getting started b) fuck ME she can play.

I've never seen anyone finger tapping (with utter calmness) a raging, noisy flamenco on the fretboard before, and I was amazed enough at how raw, alive & versatile she made a little acoustic sound over a whole album (as the sole instrument) before I even saw the video so... Yeah.

If she's not a genius she's undeniably a virtuoso, and who knows when inspiration might really grab her. "Loveless" wasn't the first MBV album. I just hope she doesn't get sunk by expectations, or people being easily pleased. I get the impression she's a tough cookie though, and strong minded so far.

Funnily enough I heard 'Dry' for the first time in ages the other day. Peej is indeed absolutely storming. I've always been dissapointed in her after the first 3 records though. And even 'Dry' was fairly heavily influenced by Throwing Muses I reckon. I'd put Kristin Hersh and Peej about level. Excellent, but not mindblowing, but the equal of almost any guys around.

Maybe we all just have to wait for the Pixies to come back round!! Maybe not.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't see why there is a difference between fun and art. Madness IMO, were both fun and art at the same time. Not to mention "Penny Lane" and "I Am The Walrus", both of which are a lot of fun in a slightly twee way.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 15 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
This thread cannot end with that statement.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

my drinking accomplices on saturday night suggested that any melbourne band should be barred from using the stooges as a reference point in their music. because a) they've been THE touchstone here for, what, 20 years? move on, morans! b) they never actually end up sounding like the stooges anyway, it all just comes on like weak garage-rock in the end. seeing the actual stooges was like a religious experience for me, no-one else is seriously going to come close to them, so explore SOMETHING else, please! we didn't have a problem with a scene springing up around, say, bobby orlando worship though.

haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

seeing the actual stooges was like a religious experience for me, no-one else is seriously going to come close to them, so explore SOMETHING else, please!

how old are you, like fucking 60?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

My favourite boys with guitars are number one in the midweeks, inexplicably.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

what can I say nrq, they were shit-hot. (I went to say "I saw the stooges" but they delivered and then some. this was two months ago.)

haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

Good thread.

I was going to use the 'but what about 80s Smash Hits' argument re any further talk of RacistJustice, but maybe it doesn't really work. Maybe 00s Smash Hits is the better comparison? How much coverage did black urban artists get in Smash Hits this decade?

Then again, perhaps that argument is not worth having any more than it's worth arguing with the man like Hongro.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

it's not worth having because self-evidently, if you don't like thug-rap, you must be a racist.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

They're all goin' to hell, that's what

Mrs Sisyphus, Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

In my dream last night, I encountered Ice Cube and had a big argument with him about The Gays (no rly). I don't know why him though.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

To me, nothing.

To other, extremely clueless, people, the following are wrong:

- They are boys
- They have guitars
- You can't dance to their music
- They tend to play proper songs with verse and chorus and melodies and all

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jimi_Hendrix-studio._L.jpg

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

hendrix is dead!

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

not wrong, just boring when so many are doing it and seem to warrant attention purely on this basis.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Personally I like boys with guitars that you can dance to. Some of them, anyway. Geir thinks my favourite boys with guitars aren't melodic enough. Oh for shame.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

obv. but i honestly can't tell apart the music, the thrills, the coral.

The Music are the ones with boring unmelodic songs while the other two have great tunes.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

i went through a militant anti-guitars thing when i was 16, so feel kind of purged and thus able to enjoy guitars.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Didactically not liking anything for a specific reason which has little or nothing to do with actual quality and enjoyment thereof is pretty fucking dense, if you ask me. Thusly Geir and Lex are the same!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe if Orson were all girls they'd be more popular...here...but not...everywhere else.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

>> Didactically not liking anything for a specific reason which has little or nothing to do with actual quality and enjoyment thereof is pretty fucking dense, if you ask me. Thusly Geir and Lex are the same!

Sums it up for me! Lock thread etc.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

not wrong, just boring when so many are doing it and seem to warrant attention purely on this basis.

-- Konal Doddz

OTM, for many people (NME, rockist stereotypes) The Streets = Great, but Arctic Monkeys? Greater! ... but why??

file under cozy techno (fandango), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

because people relate to their lyrics?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

people don't relate to Mike Skinners lyrics?

file under cozy techno (fandango), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe 00s Smash Hits is the better comparison? How much coverage did black urban artists get in Smash Hits this decade?

smash hits, totp magazine et al have always acknowledged the greatness of the most successful r&b and hip hop acts - beyoncé, fiddy, destiny's child, eminem et al. racistjustice barely deigns to recognise their existence.

The Music are the ones with boring unmelodic songs

geir otm!...

while the other two have great tunes.

...it could only last for so long.

Didactically not liking anything for a specific reason which has little or nothing to do with actual quality and enjoyment thereof

no, my dislike for guitar boy music has EVERYTHING to do with quality and enjoyment, viz., a) it is shit and b) i do not enjoy it.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

mike skinner is an honorary BWG, he's dreadful for precisely the same reasons and in fact 'dry your eyes' may be the ultimate example of abysmal BWG music.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps more than a lot of genres, indie rock is heavily about the quality of the songs. Trad Rock bands almost never have interesting productions, and almost always use recycled riffs and chord structures. And all of this is fine, providing that elusive element of ohmigodthisrocks! is there. Maybe the balance of wheat and chaff is about the same as other genres, but there are plenty of mediocre rappers saved by their beats, plenty of iffy pop singers riding immaculate studio-crafted CHOONS. And to an extent, the idea of the self-contained writer-performer unit is a blind alley. A closed musical gene-pool is bound to get stagnant quicker than a hit factory.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

people don't relate to Mike Skinners lyrics?
-- file under cozy techno (...), March 21st, 2006.

'when you're a famous boy...'

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think "boys with guitars" necessarily is a closed gene pool as far as influences go.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I meant a band that writes all its own material, Nick.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Aha. What about bands who collaborate with different producers?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

people don't relate to Mike Skinners lyrics?
-- file under cozy techno (...), March 21st, 2006.

'when you're a famous boy...'

-- Real Goths Don't Wear Black

the exception to the rule!

file under cozy techno (fandango), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

x post

I think that probably can help bands to stay interesting, if the producer's a strong collaborative presence. Tho I've got nothing against inspired one-off singles followed by two albums' worth of filler and an acrimonious break-up either.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I still think the main problem Boys With Guitars face is that they often think they're good or interesting - and so do their labels and big chunks of the mainstream music press - simply by dint of being BWG. To me it's an extra barrier to enjoying a band that they need to overcome by being rilly rilly good, whereas I probably give middling artists in other genres a lot more leeway just because I think those genres are sonically interesting per se.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Or to put it another way I have to shut out the band's opinions, their press and their fans before I can hear them with fair ears.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I just find threads like this mind-boggling. I can remember more than one period in time when I thought, "Good god, boys with guitars can't get heard no matter how good they are."

I think a large part of "BWG problems" is a reflection of an individual's own active and passive (ie. environmental) listening habits. Noodle confirms this to some extent: his (her?) initial problem is getting past the marketing image to the actual music.

This, too will pass, and in a few more years we'll be complaining about the next sound of the moment dominating the press and airwaves and release schedules.

Mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's quite that straightforward, Mitya. I see what you're saying, but it's not just the image: it's a palpable sense that some bands think that Being Rock is enough.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Or it's that the bands themselves make their (non) image so important to who they are. An Arctic Monkeys record or a Shabbymumbles record always comes with this baggage of "love me, love my band" that isn't as true of other genres.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

boys + guitars + the late '80s/early '90s + college town + "this MEANS something" + the insistence on ROCKING ALWAYS + the sense that if it weren't music it'd be football or an MBA or something equally laddish

My faxed joke won a pager in the cable TV quiz show. (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

I believe Dr Rosen has cracked it.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

I can remember more than one period in time when I thought, "Good god, boys with guitars can't get heard no matter how good they are."

wtf?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

There was a big Rock Is Back feeling floating around when both The Strokes and Coldplay emerged. Similar perhaps to the big pop lull between NKOTB and Take That around '91/'92.

That's if you believe in cycles of course.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

THE ONLY CYCLES I BELIEVE IN ARE BLACK REBEL MOTOR ONES

Indie Straw Kid (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

There was a big Rock Is Back feeling floating around when both The Strokes and Coldplay emerged. Similar perhaps to the big pop lull between NKOTB and Take That around '91/'92.
That's if you believe in cycles of course.

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.

oh how we lacked for rock in 1998-9...

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

After 'Candle In The Wind '97' (ie official 'Britpop' death) there was a bit of a Rock lull.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

mogwai, flaming lips, mercury rev, beta band, are just four acts from that period who had guitars.

and massive attack, of course.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

none of those bands were particularly successful or popular on a massive scale, nor were SFA who peaked around that time.

OK Computer and Urban Hymns excepted, Manics plodded on painfully. Travis turned up and actually won awards/topped lists because there really wasn't a more 'exciting' rock band out there in the eyes of a scary amount of people (Kid A would also freak many of these people out).

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

There was a big Rock Is Back feeling floating around when both The Strokes and Coldplay emerged.

IS THIS 3 YEARS AGO?

R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

more late 2001 really.

WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

mogwai, flaming lips, mercury rev, beta band, are just four acts from that period who had guitars.

all rubbish! see!

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

super furry animals even worse than those 4! ok maybe not as bad as flaming lips.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ur rubbish.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

since the lex admitted to not having heard, oh fuck knows, 'raw power', i've been taking his tablets of stone with a pinch of salt.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

a giant's pinch?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

what is 'raw power'?

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

You wouldn't like it, it's got guitars.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh ffs.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i've looked up 'raw power'. the only iggy pop song i've heard is 'lust for life'!

i've thought of a song with guitars i like from this year, that gossip single.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

the only madonna song i've heard is 'like a prayer'.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I've never heard 'Raw Power' either.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

yes, but you're joking.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

henry, not steve.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

stevem :0(

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

mind you i've never heard, uuhh, whatever kano's album's called.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

What were the circumstance in which other people first heard 'Raw Power'? There are loads of canon rock albums I've not heard (although really you can delete 'rock' from this sentence anyway). I may be second only to The Lex in this regard.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

my rock friend had it, then i bought it. i was just saying, lex is writing off something without hearing what's good. writing off guitar rock on the basis of the fucking coral or the fucking white stripes is like writing off... oh you work it out.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

kano's album is pretty good, henry! it's called home sweet home. it's not as great as it should have been though.

i'd never heard OF 'raw power' until just now, is it an album or a song?

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S A FAMOUS ALBUM

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

it's NOT a famous album!

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

the original stooges line-up featured john wayne on stirrups

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 243,000 for "raw power" stooges. (0.29 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 65,500 for "home sweet home" kano. (0.27 seconds)

Lex, Kano's only good song (apart from that one with Klashnekoff) is a nu-metal tune!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone seen NME today?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah: Mike Skinner "I fuck famous birds like proper blokes do, la"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, that's last week's.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Do people deliberately misunderstand Mike Skinner or what?

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

If he shagged Fern Cotton I'm slagging the album on principle, right?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

this week's nme has a girl with a guitar.

xpost you wouldn't her?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Fearne Cotton is like the anti-Lex!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Fe(a)rn(e) Cotton is the single most fucking thick vapid piece of famous-for-being-famous idiot "DJ" on the whoile of Radio 1. I can't fucking stand her. Shag her? Probably. What's she look like?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

coked-out blonde.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

didn't know she djed.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/fearne_cotton/fearnecotton-pics-005.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/docs/wallpapers/fearn_800.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Remember when she hosted Diggit?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, Kano's only good song (apart from that one with Klashnekoff) is a nu-metal tune!

no that one is absolutely dreadful. his best song is either 'ps & qs' or 'boys luv girls' or 'what have you done?'

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

'bad to have a bad uncle'

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe 'mic fight'! 'signs in life' and 'brown eyes' are also brilliant. i luv kano.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

can we talk about kano instead of the cotton woman.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oooooh. I thought he'd shagged Fern Britton.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Not my bag, baby.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

dom chose less gacky photos than are the ferne norm.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

syntax!

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Less gacky??? She looks like a bulimic, decaying coke vampire in the first one.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Fearne Cotton was my #1 TV crush for a minute back in, like, 2003, but then the Lostprophets and anorexia happened to her.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

her skin has less colour to it than that, usually.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

her name's fearne but she has a tattoo of a fern?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

There was a big Rock Is Back feeling floating around when both The Strokes and Coldplay emerged.

Not any less today, with Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys and Maximo Park around.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

her name's fearne but she has a tattoo of a fern?

Apparently Ozzy Osbourne has a huge lower back tattoo of Merv Hughes.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

yes Geir, the feeling has been sustained, in the media. Rock has been 'back' for some time.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think Phurn Cotton is okay.

Does Karen O play guitar?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Just some odd glockenspiel and marimba here and there.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

The scary bit is that period of time when Ms. Cotton was the best thing about TOTP.

Mitya (mitya), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

That is who I think it is, isn't it?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, this is going to be the new Gareth-telephone box photo isn't it?

(Yes, Nick, it is. Well, it is if you think it's Lex.)

Anna (Anna), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

It was either Lex or the clown from Slipknott unmasked.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Taking that photo has made me happier than anything in a long time.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

1) IT IS A LIE
2) A PHOTOSHOPPED LIE
3) THAT IS A POP GUITAR NOT AN INDIE GUITAR! it has balloons on it and is owned by a girl!

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

So what you're trying to say is, you were lying about liking pop all the time?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

It doesn't have a pop guitar strap. It looks like a jam band strap

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

i have lied about nothing, matt.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

It isn't Photoshopped. Honestly, your case would be stronger if you stuck to the truth.

Anna (Anna), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

what is the gareth telephone box photo?

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

That looks like a Fender Jaguar to me, i.e. KURT COBAIN USED ONE.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know who that is.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 10 April 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was a Mustang, Kurt used.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was a photo of Zach Braff.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know who that is.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Kurt used a Mustang and a Jaguar and then had Fender combine them for him and called it a Jagstang, or something.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

MuJagFenstanguarder

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://westborn.badsee.de/pic/braff.jpg

The Lex with Dom Passantino and William B. Swygart, yesterday.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, this is going to be the new Gareth-telephone box photo isn't it?

I like to think of it as more the new Barry Krishna (which, infuriatingly, appears to have VANISHED FOREVER)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

streets and arctic monkeys obviously similar subject matter ie the trials and tribulations of proletariat youth

but with one important one difference (besides from the fact that the arctic monkeys use shitey guitars)
mike skinner makes music workling class youth would actually listen to while the arctic monkeys come from a scene that reaks of the university student union and which to me makes it a total fraud that only deluded nme readers could ever take as real

andy smith, Monday, 10 April 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Its not quite that simple tho- working class football lads like guitar songs with proletarian themes and anthemic(ish) guitars... some of them even deign to like the Smiths... altho equally many listen to other more urban sounds (ie black american music or thuggish brit-dance).. Not that many can be listening to Grime, cos it ain't selling, is it? That's for musos and innercity kids, is it not? Regardless, there is crossover between bummfluff bearded students and the genuine salt of the earth masses in prole-guitar rock'n'roll...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think "boys with guitars" necessarily is a closed gene pool as far as influences go.

But then, who needs influences from the 90s or 00s when you may go and get some great influence directly from The Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, The Small Faces, The Jam, Squeeze, The Clash, Madness, Specials or even Duran Duran or Human League and make great music based on influences from their music instead?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GEIR

gbx (skowly), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

oops, I forgot the winky.

;)

gbx (skowly), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

SHOW NO WEAKNESS GBX, HE'LL EAT YOU ALIVE

haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

BUT IT WAS A SARCASTIC WINKY

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...
lol @ lex w/ guitar

braveclub, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, I've been looking for this photo for YEARS. (OK, just under a year, since it was taken at my birthday party last April)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

It is not photoshopped. I am not in a jamband. It is a Jazzmaster, not a Jaguar or a Mustang. (As played by Kevin Shields, not Kurt Cobain.)

Masonic Boom, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm wondering if Mr H at Teh Grauniad has seen this picture?

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pop-music.com/steps/h.jpg

Dom Passantino, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

He looks like he's recovering from having the top of his head reattached there

DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Taking that photo was my finest hour. Apart from the Barry Krishna pic obviously.

Matt DC, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, Lex pretending anything in the Jaguar / Mustang / Jazzmaster family is "not an indie guitar" = comedy gold.

nabisco, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Actually though I feel like I see lots of Average Crap Rock Bands with Telecasters these days, which is kinda weird -- maybe it's a Clash thing?

nabisco, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...
"You've been with me a year to the day;
Three hundred and sixty five days watching me decay

We used to talk about girls who play guitars
We used to talk about plans in tiny bars"

Boys with guitars singing about girls who play guitars. Maybe not the most original sounding, but at least the likes of The Rakes and Maximo Park aren't directly ripping off riffs and melodies like Oasis and Led Zep used to. Though I disliked the first album, I'm even enjoying some of the new Arctic Monkeys.

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

I like the way lex is holding the guitar. It's the precise opposite of "I'm about to kick out the motherfucking jams", it's more like he found it, unwanted, in his bathtub.

admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

It's how a straight man would hold another man's penis.

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha

admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Actually though I feel like I see lots of Average Crap Rock Bands with Telecasters these days, which is kinda weird -- maybe it's a Clash thing?

Didn't Johnny Marr play one?

braveclub, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure it's trickle-down from the good old postpunk revival thing, actually - telecasters are the best starting point for getting those scratchy, dry gtr sounds

pretzel walrus, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Surely yer Strat is better for this

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

hm, i don't really think so - teles have an inherent bite and a kind of aggro hollowness to them - strats sound "rounder" to my ears.

pretzel walrus, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

Telecasters are also basically indestructible if you're too rock n' roll to take care of your instrument.

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure it's trickle-down from the good old postpunk revival thing, actually - telecasters are the best starting point for getting those scratchy, dry gtr sounds
-- pretzel walrus, Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:52 AM (1 hour ago)

Surely yer Strat is better for this
-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:57 AM (1 hour ago)

hm, i don't really think so - teles have an inherent bite and a kind of aggro hollowness to them - strats sound "rounder" to my ears.
-- pretzel walrus, Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:03 AM (1 hour ago)

Telecasters are also basically indestructible if you're too rock n' roll to take care of your instrument.
-- call all destroyer, Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:32 AM (39 minutes ago)


"precisely what is wrong with 'boys with guitars'?"

Tim F, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

theres something un-timf about the above post

600, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

not really, you can still say "tim f otm" to it

lex pretend, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

yr right, people discussing what different instruments sound like in response to a question is precisely what is wrong with bands featuring boys with guitars

pretzel walrus, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

it was a joke! The ableton thread is probably worse.

Tim F, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna say! it would be so easy to make a <strike > joke out of that exchange put in a bunch of sequencer/sampler bod talk in place

gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe not the most original sounding, but at least the likes of The Rakes and Maximo Park aren't directly ripping off riffs and melodies like Oasis and Led Zep used to

And Arctic Monkeys certainly aren't ripping off melodies. In fact, I'm in doubt whether they have melodies at all.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 28 April 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Teles are a lot brighter and scratchier than Strats. But really I think the absence of Strats in indie-rock bands is WAY more about their association with, like, professional rockers and blues and House of Blues and Hard Rock cafes and Clapton and Dire Straits and playing solos and shit. (Note that the frontman from Arctic Monkeys playing a Strat does not entirely contradict these associations!)

I'm surprised I don't see more SGs in indie bands, but I guess they're expensive and there aren't as many cheaper imitations.

P.S. Marr might have played a Tele sometimes, but I think mostly he's associated with that semi-hollow Gibson 335!

nabisco, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

I think of teles as being more heterogeneous in sound than strats. Sure, you could put whatever you wanted in either, but I feel like I tend to see more variance in tele configuration.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Saturday, 28 April 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

maybe this is totally wrong, but i sort of associate single coils with indie rock, and humbuckers with punk and emo and metal bands.

pretzel walrus, Saturday, 28 April 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)


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