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hi, i need a last line, what should it be?

thx

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

what now suckas?

― jack dee, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

mmm, maybe a bit longer? kind of fits though!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

it is a far far better thing that i do now than i have ever done before

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

THESE ARE NOT MY OPINIONS. THESE ARE FACTS.

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I'm having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Seeya next time! Until then, KEEP ROCKIN'!!!1"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Still, if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that music is good."

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i love you, goodnight

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

"So, who said suburban plum and suitcase was dead?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

And if it were not so, I would not have written it.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

And hell, atleast it isn't a trance record.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Pun on the album title! Pun on the album title!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Get a buzz, cock."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

"AND I ONLY AM ESCAPED ALONE TO TELL THEE."

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

So anyway, next time someone asks me to review a record I promise I'll actually listen to it.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Psych, just kiddin.

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Let's hope the next record is just as good/not as awful (delete as appropriate).

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

then i cleaned up my blood and her face, and i took the cd out of the player, and i left.

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

"This represents a major return to form for Dylan/ McCartney/ Costello/ Bush/ U2/ REM/ Wilson/ New Order/ *insert boring old fart of choice*"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Right that's 500 words - how much am I getting paid again?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

And in conclusion, I'd just like to thank Jesus for being my Lord and Savior, and my Mom - hi Mom!

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Whoa, trip out."

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm tellin ya!"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"So, in conclusion, allow me state the following: (then summarize your review!)"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

"I am the drummer for Gay Dad."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

droll restatement-of-theme from first graf to "bring it all back around"

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

"and in this post-9/11 world..."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

And therefore I think that my argument in this review can be summarized with the following recommendation: More cowbell.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

"If there's an album that better exmeplifies the aesthetic and musical values that make popular music worthwile, that more fully explores the limits and thrills of modern artistry, I'll eat my own poo."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

"In summary then, oh no."

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

"I fart on this record."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Peace out!"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Franz Ferdinand: a beacon!"

(Note: I am not ripping on xgau - I like Franz.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

"But don't trust my ballet about I.M. Pei, check it out for yourself!"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

"if you are a fan of kid rock or limp bizkit, i cannot recommend this album enough!"

― wolves (wolves), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

"My editor tells me that the record company expects a good review for this album, so in spite of all I've already said, I cannot recommend this album enough!"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

"You've got the internet. You know what this sounds like. You know I'm right."

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago. Wheaties: It's the Breakfast of Champions."

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

In conclusion: I am pee.
OR:
Being a deaf mute, I quite literally cannot recommend this album to anyone with ears.
OR:
Listen to it and mewl (taken on loan from Nick Tosches).

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

"For NPR, I'm Yakov Smirnoff."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

"And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and the things which are written in this book."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry.

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok well i got 2 go lol

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Recommended."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"A triumph."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't hate me cuz you ain't me"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I like "In this post 9/11 world ..."!!

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

"This ain't rock and roll, this is regicide."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

"They want effects..."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

This is truly music to clap your hands to.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

If this is a funeral, this is the kind that I want to have.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't an ok computer, this is a perfect computer.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

A ghost might be born, but also a new era for this innovative band.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

shit sandwich.

― awful bliss (awful bliss), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

The Beasties are New York from head to heel, but they've made To the 5 Boroughs for the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan and Staten Island in all of us.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Keep On Rockin',
"Little Steven" Van Zandt

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

However, reasonable men may differ in their opinion.

― my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

"In this post 9/11 world, you'll either love it or hate it, so you decide!"

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

So, the next time someone tells you that today's artists have forgotten how to make music with integrity and passion, play them this record.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

"Can I get an amen?"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

"There we are, 500 words. Whew! I need a coffee."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

"Broken Social Scene? I think not. The scene is wholer than it has ever been."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

..and to the nay-sayers I reply; no, why don't you marry it? No givesies-backsies times googleplex.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Real last line: In the mind of a (man/woman/band), who enjoys to rock, in the song "(Title)" (man/woman/band) exclaims, "(lyric)" as a killer guitar solo fills the room.

― TRG (TRG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

"And then his lips fell off."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

"You know what I mean?"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

"And Jesus wept."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

"NOT!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

..turns out it was all a dream. Or was it?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Shantih Shantih Shantih

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

namaste.

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

next year in jerusalem.

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

"NO ONE MESSES WITH THE FALL!"

― rw, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

As Duritz sang, "Sha la la la la la..."

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Suck it, haters.

― js (honestengine), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

What a fun, sexy time for you.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I have seen rock'n'roll's future and its name is AIDS Wolf."

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

GREAT ALBUM AND BAND HIGHLY RECOMMENEDED WOULD BUY AGAIN A+++++!

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

"And so he retired to a charterhouse in Parma."

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Stop killing my rock n roll.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Further to the above discussion of music's key role in biology, it
will be necessary in further studies of the dynamics of pure music to look at actual musical environments.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

haha i love you guys i thought this would sink without trace!

― Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, i kind of want to just post this thread to the ed. he'd prefer it, i'd prefer it, the poor saps who buy it'd prefer it.

― Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Once again, here is an album that proves that it's not who you fuck but how you fuck them.

― Chris O., Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

"I mean, it's not like we're running low on sluts these days."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

"The dualdisc is really gay, though."

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

"I mean, it's not like we're running low on sluts these days."

Reason 1,232 why I've really got to stop reading ILM while drinking coffee. I really am going to either laugh/choke to death or spit enough coffee on my keyboard to render it inoperable.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

you feel me?

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

“You chill in the lobby? You feelin’ this, probably.”

“If you want some, come get some.”

“Seacrest: OUT!”

“Stay classy, hipster swine.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

“You see, I’ve enjoyed writing this review as much as you’ve enjoyed skimming it.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

"And while no one can know the future, one thing's for sure: If albums that rock are your thing, you should give this rock album a spin."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Do not use after sell date."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

"After the playback, I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

In this manner, the issue was decided.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Of course, I could be wrong."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

"As always with [performer's name], getting there is half the fun. And coming back is the other half."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

"I claim this album in the name of Zoltar, the magnificent."

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is it...is it in yet?

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think you will agree you have not experienced Dylan until you have heard him talk to his college roommate while brushing his teeth.

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

"It's 1963. It's 1964. It's 1957. It's 1962. Put it all behind you, Mr. Zimmerman. Now it's all behind you..."

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

In my college paper, there was a weekly column one year called "Just a Thought", which always ended with the sentence, "But then again, that's just a thought."

How about that?

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

"And you can dance to it."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://classicmoviefavorites.com/favmovies/rosebudclip.gif

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

"...Rosebud..."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

"How ya like me now?"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

"It's only rock and roll, but I like it."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

"I mean, it's not like we're running low on sluts these days."
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), October 26th, 2005.

"The dualdisc is really gay, though."
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), October 26th, 2005.

oh man, both of those killed me.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

"The dualdisc is really gay, though."

i *really* want to go with this one.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

"It's a solid sophomore effort with the promise of plenty more excellence to come."

(compulsory for U*c*t)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"How ya like me now?"

CLASSIC

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

"I'M BRENT DICREZNIO, BITCHEZ"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hear me pee!

― jack, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

In conclusion, suck on my balls.

― Chili Congenitalz, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

And so, I bid you a fondu and I raise you one steaks.

― Chili Congenitalz, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

..and to the nay-sayers I reply; no, why don't you marry it? No givesies-backsies times googleplex.

I've ended wayyy too many reviews with this one.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

“Download only.”

“It’s hard out here for a pimp.”

“Get up on this.”

“In conclusion, this is a really great record, lotta dope cuts, will definitely get you laid if played at full blast.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

― Rock Critic, Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

"These people have redefined the word 'young.'" (Ned, you get this reference, right?)

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Think about it, won't you? Thank you."

― Max, Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

“Another example of why, undeniably, status ain’t hood.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus Christ I just now noticed that the little "Citizen Kane" thing I posted appeared immediately after a JOSEPH COTTEN posting! That was totally unintentional, honestly, the timing I mean. Unbelievable!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wow, I didn't notice either. Ha!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

The Entertainment Weekly / R. Christgau edition:

"B-"

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

"And while the Shins may not change your life, this fine effort will doubtlessly brighten your day."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"Worst episode ever."

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 27 October 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

"More of the same? Yes, please."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Are you writing for Pitchfork?

"And thus sums the melancholic geigenschtein so voraciously articulated through the Islamic Sufi-esque transcendental philosophy embodied in this magnum opus by Bright Eyes. Oh, and the drummer reminds me of Thoreau."

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Simply put, this album made me hard. Throbbingly, achingly hard. If it wan't for my girth, I would hole-fuck this disc. I still might dry hump the jewel case.

― Binjominia (Brilhante), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

"If anyone has a rip of this with a decent bitrate could you please email me?"

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

"In all, a timely reminder of how speculative and exciting American alternative rock was before it discovered Duran Duran and money."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Ultimately though, there's an undeniable feeling of bile over content."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

"A golden haze of sun-lit daydreams."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

"While longtime fans may find some gems, one is left wishing for the next leap forward."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Languid, reverb-washed tones slowly build to immense feedback-frizzled vistas."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Within its limitations, a strong debut."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Out of the blustering powerpop, there's a beating heart steadily emerging."

(!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

"An eccentric beauty from a visionary artist."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

The above are from the current Mojo.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

never mind the bollocks, i am the sex pistols!

― tricky (disco stu), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

in summation, fuck the velvet underground.

― tricky (disco stu), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

The terrorists have won.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, don't even bother to listen to it. I haven't.

― Red Alert, Friday, 28 October 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Seacrest OUT!

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

omg i already said that here

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Eat your heart out, Marilyn Manson."

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Here's to you, Unrelenting Punk Pop A&R Rep..."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

“Let’s... be careful out there.”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"I will kill anybody who plays this record in the same room as me YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

"And THAT's the truthphbhbpbpbpbpbpbppbh"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

haha raymond

"Recently I had a dream where Barenaked Ladies were performing their wry, witty, clever hit single 'One Week' on a popular TV show, grinning to each other in that blubbery twat bearded way of theirs, and I had a huge chainsaw, with which I joyously sliced all their heads off to stop them torturing me further."

― Sexy MFA (Hexy M.F.), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

old fans dont need my review for this record, but for new comers, i'd say: get the 1st record of...

― gfd, Friday, 3 February 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

This album, like life, is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get.

― musically (musically), Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

"There - that oughta hold those SOBs."

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

And now you know the rest of the story.

― musically (musically), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

In the immortal words of Hunter, age 3...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

"fuck my pussy doctor"

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Last one out of the pussy is a doctor."

― Sigmund (dow), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if you really love this album so much then why don't you marry it?

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'll see you tomorrow.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Sunday, 18 June 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

"And the Road Warrior? He lives now only in my memories."

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Nah, I'm just kidding, it's OK"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

99. You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 13th, 2006 10:50 PM. (TynanTynan!)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Meh.

― hank (hank s), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also, it has dinosaurs.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I always wanted to end a review with the word mayonaise.

Wouldn't it be beautiful to think so.

― silence dogood (catcher), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

YSI?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Screw Flanders.

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

"It is not."

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

In summation: it's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.

― Emily B (Emily B), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

"You never get too big and you sure don't get too heavy that you don't have to stop and pay some dues sometime."

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Why does everyone jump on NYTimes' balls all the time?"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

"THIS ALBUM SUX U R ALL GAY"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Come on, people! Look to Tallahassee!"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

"Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts!"

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

"So just chill....til the next episode."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

In conclusion, this album totally rocks/sucks for the reasons stated above. Thanks for reading.

― miss precious perfect (musically), Sunday, 21 December 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

download link: http://rapidshare.com/files/12345678/abcdefgh.rar

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

"I trust this will resolve the matter."

― Jake Brown, Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

"That basically how I break it down to an extent."

― VOTE "VINES" (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 21 December 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

and you can dance to it.

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

PSYCH!

― (Z S) (Z S), Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

Records such as this one are to be expected at this stage of late capitalism.

― dad a, Sunday, 21 December 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"

― sister s (ledge), Sunday, 21 December 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

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