The Rolling "just admit it, you're watching the Grammys tonight" thread (2006)

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Feel it.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't eat all day, spent half of the afternoon drinking beer, came home and had a bowl of soup. I think I'm in the right frame of mind for watching this show.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

you're "dialed in"!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have a headache, so ... yeah, I am.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

Project Runway for me.

― WillS, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

I am SO over Madonna.

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

is it a written rule that she always has to wear a corset at the Grammys?

..i'm not complaining tho

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Her vocals sound terrible ... I can't hate this song though.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

song is nice but god she cannot sing a note

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

so did Madonna sign a pact with Satan with all the getting thinner over the years and aging in reverse?

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

ok, from this whole laundry list of names, is there ANYBODY besides maybe Chapelle who might cause some fireworks?

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

My predictions in some categories:

Album of the year: Late Registration

Record of the year: "We Belong Together"

Song of the year: "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own"

New artist: John Legend

Female pop vocal: Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"

Male pop vocal: Stevie Wonder, "From the Bottom of My Heart"

Group pop vocal: Killers, "Mr. Brightside"

Pop vocal album: Kelly Clarkson, Breakaway

Dance recording: LCD Soundsystem, "Daft Punk Is Playing at My House"

Solo rock vocal: Neil Young, "The Painter"

Group rock vocal: U2, "Sometimes ..."

Hard rock: Audioslave, "Doesn't Remind Me"

Rock album: U2, How to Dismantle ...

Alternative album: White Stripes, Get Behind Me Satan

Female R&B vocal: mariah Carey, "We Belong Together"

Male R&B vocal: John Legend, "Ordinary People"

Group R&B vocal: Stevie Wonder f/ Aisha Morris, "How Will I Know"

Urban/alternative: Gorillaz, "Dirty Harry"

R&B song: "We Belong Together"

R&B album: Stevie Wonder, A Time to Love

Rap solo: Kanye West, "Gold Digger"

Rap group: Black Eyed Peas, "Don't Phunk With My Heart"

Female country vocal: Lee Ann Womack, "I May Hate Myself in the Morning"

Male country vocal: Keith Urban, "You'll Think of Me"

Group country vocal: Rascal Flatts, "Bless the Broken Road"

Country song: "Bless the Broken Road"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

at least Stevie can't be forced to read off awful cue cards!

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

Score one for nu-poppism or whatever the hell Simon Reynolds is calling it now.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

Awwww, Kelly's so cute. (For real!)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg I am totally feelin' Chris Martin's hair!

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, sounds like Crazy Frog is crashing the stage.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck is w/ Chris Martin's voice?

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

When was the last time - if ever - that the Pazz & Jop winner also took home the Grammy for best album?

― Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, the way Martin was shaking his ass up and down sent me into uncomprehending hysterics!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck is w/ Chris Martin's voice?

he is preparing himself to become Bono for the strangled generation

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

Both Outkast and Bob Dylan (I think) won coincidental honors.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck is w/ Chris Martin's voice?

Some questions are not meant to be answered.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

his dancing is the greatest thing I have ever seen

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well, this seems to be a fun thread to hang out on until Lost comes on.

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I was attracted to Chris Martin. I love it when a thin guy wears a shirt that's just barely long enough and when he stretches it exposes that little strip of torso.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

TiVO is my friend tonight.

Seriously, say what you will about him, but Chris Martin has a nice voice...generally. But that was just awful -- he sounds like he just finished yelling at Apple for two hours b/c he/she spit up all over his old man windbreaker pants.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

I liked that shot of Nicole Kidman with her new gay husband.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

I have never heard Coldplay before (I think). What's that song a ripoff of?

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when a thin guy wears a shirt that's just barely long enough and when he stretches it exposes that little strip of torso.

if only more people liked it when fat guys did it

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Kraftwerk

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. Waitaminute. I gotit.

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, I would rather see a nice corpulent belly than Keith Urban.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

There are gonna be a lot of "Desperate Housewives" jokes tonight that I'm not gonna get, aren't there?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Albums that won both Grammy Album of the Year and P&J:

Outkast, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Bob Dylan, Time Out of Mind
Paul Simon, Graceland
Michael Jackson, Thriller
Stevie Wonder, Songs in the Key of Life

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a TV, so not only will I not get the references, I can't even watch them being made. Will someone tell me if M'Shell Ndegeocello wins??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm ... what about albums that won the Grammy Album of the Year but were nowhere to be found on P&J (say, outside the top 100 or 200?)

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

I like John Legend pretty well actually but this song has always been crap

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

There are gonna be a lot of "Desperate Housewives" jokes tonight that I'm not gonna get, aren't there?

I feel you

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

John Legend killed it!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

Sugar what?

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

ROBOT INVASION!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck yes, radio interference in the p.a.

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

Singles that won both Grammy Record of the Year and topped P&J: None.

Hmmm ... what about albums that won the Grammy Album of the Year but were nowhere to be found on P&J (say, outside the top 100 or 200?)

The VV only been publishing the top 100 in the last few years so I'm not sure that'd be too revealing. B'sides I wanna watch this. :)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I can't judge Sugarland's music; I can't get past the icky mugging. Felt the same way about Trick Pony a couple years ago.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha I know one band's manager who'll be chewing some ass backstage in 5...4....3...2...

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

Did he say "The Fighting Sodomy"?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

Big & Rich looking humm'n'a humm'n'a

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

"you don't have to be an Okie from Mukokee"? FUCK YOU DIE SLOW FAKE-ASS TRASH MOTHERFUCKER

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

Alison Krauss increases her Grammy lead over Aretha!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

i was so pissed off I left out the "s" but my point stands

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

Ah, I dunno, but their clothes are pretty lustworthy.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

The VV only been publishing the top 100 in the last few years so I'm not sure that'd be too revealing. B'sides I wanna watch this. :)

Ah, OK. In that case, let's declare Ray Charles as the winner (152th place in P&J last year).

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Holy fuck, Max Frost & the Troopers' "Shape of Things to Come" for Target?! I'm speechless.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I like how Target likes to use obscurer copyrights than the norm.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

"U2's not a rock band, really."

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh bono, you germ

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

My house is on fire!

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

"U2 aren't really a rock band, they're more a brand identity you can trust."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

is sly going to show up? please a) show up and b) be awesome, sly!

― weekly handle change (haitch), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

at least it was short. oh, wait...

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

I saw the Chris Martin bit, egads, making a case for enjoying the CD over the live performance.

― gspm (gspm), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

what's up mary. this could be a lot worse.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Why didn't they let MJB sing the song herself?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

Of course, I love Mary, but when I heard she was duetting with U2 it was already alarmingly obvious what song they were gonna do.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

She's killing it!

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

Damn straight!

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

Mary just gave me chills, first time that's happened from a live performance in WAY too long.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Just admit it, you're watching American Idol tonight.

― musically (musically), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Mary is totally saving Bono's ass.

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

She's all over the place like she doesn't really know what to do with the song or where to go but she sounds pretty good anyway.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Luda reppin' for Bowie

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

David Bowie! Somewhere in the corner of the shot, can't you see him?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone seen Sly in the crowd?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm fearing the trainwreck posibilities for a Sly appearance.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

NICE SHIRT KANYE

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Kanye is NOT rockin' the wraparounds.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, he looks hot.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

i love the "I had no idea" take. and the THANK YOU LIST

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Say what you want. I do not mind seeing his chest one bit.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

he looks like a Delorean

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

...says The Milkmaid

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

System of a Down won Hard Rock Performance for "B.Y.O.B." I wish THAT one had been televised.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

Drew gloriously OTM

yeah Joseph there's a ton of stuff I wish had been televised! like a fuckin' Bowie lifetime achievement appearance for example

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Who shaves their beard for charity and leaves a goatee?

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Kanye West's transformation into George Michael -- complete.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Who's the 4th grader playing the piano?

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

have i missed too much to bother now?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

Kelly Clarkson = Crystal Gayle minus all the appeal

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

xpost naw Jess stick around, Kanye's bound to be back ain't he?

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - no way - it's not presented in story format.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Going back a bit, when Matt Dillon was like "you're such a better rapper than I am, I'll let you handle this one" to Ludacris... the withering look of disdain in response and the "I appreciate it" just about made my night. Fuck a Matt Dillon.

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Kelly's dress is cute.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

"He's the founder of the electric guitar"!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Gwen gets the hat trick: pregnant, drunk AND flustered

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, who have the performers been up till now? I tuned in at U2. No bother if no one feels like recapping. It's hard to tell from the thread.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

xpost wrt to Dillon and Luda:

i think they were just kidding around, it seemed friendly joshing to me....didn't they just work together on Crash? it seemed like they were kinda just apalled by the lame script

MARY FUCKING KILLED IT! wow. the way she sort of instinctively rewrote the melody line to give it more of a soul feel but in a way that still worked with the chord changes was really nice.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

here come the midgets

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey U2 won! wow! magic!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Kelly C was Shakira for a second and I was going to make some joke about the Oblig SourP sitting up in his chair.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

aww, tony bennett loves them!

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is bono talking about?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

"Rita's mon. RASTA MON."

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

i've been hearing that same Mary/Bono "duet" on radio here for the past few weeks, so it wasn't too surprising to hear it coming from that POV. is it actually released as a single or was the airplay actually a performance promo of sorts?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Seemed to me like Dillon was wicked condescending. Good call on the Cash connection, had forgotten about that. Dead-on in regards to Mary J.

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Jaysus, The Edge!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

"sometimes you get to be the ringmaster and sometimes you're gollum"

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, acceptance speech = Exhibit #8504 in the "hating on Bono" files

Although I always wanted to hear somebody say "elephant turd" at the Grammys.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Across the mud huts where the children sleep, in the valleys and quiet city streets...whatever. Thanks for the award.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

man, Common looks so slick tonight

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Adam should hit Bono over the head with his bass one of these days. Or is it Larry?

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

"play the blues, edge"

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

my television faces away from my computer, so i need you all to instruct me every time they cut to kelly clarkson

xxpost hahaha

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

my computer is way too slow to take part in these kinda threads :-(

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa. Macca Op-Art.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

Applause to Ellen for that joke.

Why "Fine Line" was the promo'd single from Chaos & Creation, I still cannot fathom.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

paging tim ellison

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

I love Paul's new album to death but the song kinda blows live.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty generous close-ups for his band there...

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

He will use anything to distract us from his crow's feet. (Shhh, don't tell Tim Ellison I said so!)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

and on the drums: Mr. Matt Pinfield

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sir Paul is singing almost as badly as George Harrison.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere, has it all been as dire as the last 20 minutes?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

my computer is way too slow to take part in these kinda threads :-(
I'm still trying to figure out what you were laughing at with your xxpost.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

paul mccartney plays the hoyt axton songbook

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen indie rock bands who're tighter than these guys

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

this record was not nearly as bad as it was made out to be, though this song does not quite back that statement up.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

What are they singing? "Mr. Fine Wine"?

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

Eeek. No more bluesman screeching please.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

If only.

OMG that drummer

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, not the best song on the album. (a million xposts) (Hi Jess.) (I will be watching this in Pacific time zone.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

"It's a fine line between clever and stupid."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

"awright, thank yew"

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

(Uh, sorry if that joke has been repeated umpteen times.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

"I want to rock a bit. I want to rock NOW a bit."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

I was so hoping he'd play "The Whisper Song"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

hope i die before i get old

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oh come on. Helter skelter? I wanted "No More Lonely Nights."

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

"I want to rock a bit. I want to rock now, a bit."

xpost

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

WHOAA!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, he wants to. does not mean he can.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Woohoo!!!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd like Paul more if Keith was his guitarist and he jiggled in a sweaty tank top.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

ROLLERCOASTER? LOLLERCOASTER!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

Who's playing drums? Is it, perhaps, SESSION PRO CURT BISQUERA?

http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum/dpa47/nigelolsson.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

why are they playing a six flags ad behind him?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

stealing it back.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

I wish they'd toss up images of Mark Chapman on the rear projection. Now that = badass

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

DAMN U DADDINO

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

and some of you have the audacity to question Ringo's drumming prowess.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

mama joe besser, perhaps?

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

Still, this beats the pants off of Mr. Fine Wine.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

this is rocking me like a hamster wheel.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

Could the visuals be like any more literal, it's like a Charlie Manson rebuke thirty-five years too late!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

Where's Adam Levine when we need him?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think it was "It's a fine line."

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

That drummer can fit a lot in his mouth

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

omg that rock a bit quote is the best ever.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

"red red wine"

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

This performance def. NOT brought to you by Fidelity Investments. Rock on, Paul.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

whoa feedback

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

"CUE FEEDBACK! CUE FEEDBACK!"

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

"this leash demeans us both"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

xpressway to yr mutual fund

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Fergie: nice 'n' dry.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Jennifer LOL Hewitt

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

hey, it's chan marshall! oh no, love hewitt

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

"WE WON A GRAMMY AND SIR PAUL NEVER WILL K THANKS"

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Lee Perry is gonna be SO PISSED.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

jennifer love hewitt cancels ENTIRE tour

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

PETER TOSH BEGS TO DIFFER.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

That BEP in the white suit annoys the HELL out of me. Wait! They ALL annoy the Hell out of me. And I need some Hell inside of me.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok, that's too scary to be LOL

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

fergie so scary

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

if there's one thing I love, it's "an unpredictable singer"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

mario is smoove b

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

"my ninja"

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mario: "my ninja!"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

who is john legend?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

damn you slow home connection! my ninja - my lord!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT A SHOCK

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drd100/d152/d1527571993.jpg

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to once again point out that Common's white suit is fucking awesome

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

The Kanye West Awards.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

how does he laugh like that without moving any part of his face?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

John Legend and "Ordinary People" = George Benson and "This Masquerade"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

Aww, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Why must you pout so?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

John Legend: revenge of the nerds

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

"I want to thank God for giving me megalomania."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

soooo...how bout them steelers

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Did the tall useless dude in Black Eyed Peas make a crack about Mexicans and writing something on a t-shirt?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

i am so totally supposed to be working right now

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Heineken. Because you're not smug enough.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

i just turned this on a few minutes ago. what was up with JLH's ronettes hair?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

i view men with suspicion when they claim to be attracted to jlh

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

And those cheekbones! I might have to start crushing on her again.

xpost

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

tonight is gonna be the night where, instead of writing a feature, i eat a whole pizza and watch the grammys. bravo, harvell.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

She has the smallest head in showbiz. Her hair naturally looks bigger than it is.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.epgold.com/highlights/Elvis%20Top40%20Hits/suspicious%20minds.jpg

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

True story: Stevie Wonder is so big because he swallowed his 320 Grammys.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Those weren't cheekbones, yo...

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

you've earned it.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still at work, but this is better than actually watching the Grammys, I suspect.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

she was relatively crushworthy in CHW, but has been extremely scary ever since

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

but is it better than eating a whole pizza?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

McDonald's is tryin to pretend that those fiberglass Ronalds are good for something more than fake oral sex photos.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

that intro was kinda hott

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'd been wondering if Mariah could do that double-time vocal live. So far so good.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Mariah reminds me of a Rankin-Bass puppet.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing's better than eating a whole pizza, Jess.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

Lipsynced or no, this is still a mighty fine song.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hands up if you like this trash...

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

go head mariah

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

Damn! She skipped the Bobby Womack line!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite song of last year. i am so glad she's doing this version instead of the remix. the cracking of her voice just makes me love it more.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

Her ample chest is being obscured by her hair. Fix please.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it sounded good.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

OK, it took a minute or two but Mariah eventually sounded like she cared.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

"song"

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

wtf just happened?!

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok what was that spoken segue

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

i like this song less and would have preferred the former in its entirety.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

mariah sucks so bad now... i want the 1993 mariah back

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

i was pretty sure JLH's hair was a wig.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't look but I think that was Graeme Edge doing the voiceovers.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok the payoff of the Mariah act is awesome

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

You got your gospel in my Mariah!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

I like how they're barely presenting any awards on the actual show this year and are replacing the time spent talking by having some performers sing more than one song.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

WILL SOMEONE GIVE HER SOME COKE, PLEASE????

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

I want Prince to come onstage and just play guitar for the next hour. With Sly singing. Then everybody goes home. Screw all this yelling.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell are these people?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Part of me was hoping Whitney would storm the stage in an addled rage.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

gimme MORE Mariah gospel, pop's passed her by: it's a grand tradition to do gospel when your pop moment's passed

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Here comes our Desperate Housewives jokes.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Robert Goulet"?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's possible this is the best Mariah - 1989 plus 1999

also, I would like her to have my babies

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok the payoff of the Mariah act is awesome

she got good towards the end when it sounded like she actually had some control over her voice.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Please welcome Perry "Teri Hatcher" Farrell

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Does Teri Hatcher do her eyes like that on purpose? She looks like a DV victim.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE PLEASE A FIONA SPEECH

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

"pop vocal" the great leveller

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

wow teri hatcher looks terrible. and Mariah totally went back into '93 mode. Not good times.

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh now Fiona'll be depressed

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

TAKE THAT YOU MIDDLEBROW FUCKS

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

KELLY CLARKSON THASS MY GURL

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

VICTORY FOR NU-ESQUE-POP-DIVA-NU-ISM

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Thank you Jesus and God and everyone that's supported me"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Bonnie Raitt?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU JESUS

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

someday i'ma make her my woman

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

holy plastic surgery

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

someday

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

She thanked everyone except the P&J electorate.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

Kelly Clarkson givin' props to Bonnie Raitt! first time I've given a rat's about KC

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

Kelly: show off the Grammy, not your purse!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

I admit falling for her fangirl schtick. She totally acts like she does not deserve any of it.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

prediction: That Bonnie Raitt song she named spikes on iTunes tomorrow.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

man you guys who're all about Kelly Clarkson are like the college sophomore who's stoked he got a hand job

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

from justin to kelly is one of the best movie musicals of our time!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

john your tonedeafness to the merits of kelly clarkson~~'s ass~~ is shameful

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

You non-New Yorkers missed the AWESOME local Channel 2 scare-story promo: "CAN *YOU* BE ADDICTED TO LIP BALM???"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

You non-New Yorkers missed the AWESOME local Channel 2 scare-story promo: "CAN *YOU* BE ADDICTED TO LIP BALM???"

america is addicted to petroleum... jelly.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

whats bad about a hand job?

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Keith Urban is addicted to lip balm. He doesn't think that's very funny.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

man this sucks

xpost dan otm

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

he needs a leg shackle

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

That glass thing he's sitting on could use some cleaning

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

people who unilaterially stump for mod country should be forced to sit through 1000 spins of a train or lifehouse album

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

This guy's great on Lost.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Keith Suburban's more like it hyuck hyuck

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

faith hill is almost non existent

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

Does Faith Hill typically play guitar?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

For a second there I thought this was Terri Hatcher.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

check out her "punk" guitarist

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

i like Keith better as anonymous lead-guitar guy. owait, he's singing again... yeah Faith's guitar ain't plugged in

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

how much do you wanna bet Kelly knows that Bonnie Raitt song because it's on a Dixie Chicks album?

Daddino is very OTM - the commercial featured not only a manic nu-Mandy-Moore-type saying "I love lip balm!" but also an announcer-type going "O RLY?"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps predictably I am really diggin' the faith hill number

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

shredderrrrrrrrrrr

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like I picked a good time to wash the dishes.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

boy oh boy faith and keith are boring.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

The unlikeliest act to feature Marshall stacks

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Now, Tim McGraw's the one that should've been up there in Chris Martin's outfit.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

that's one countrified geetar solo

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is moving too goddamn fast!

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

we need to institute a one-roffle per act per poster rule

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'll stump for mod country because for every Keith Urban, there's a Brad Paisley. and Faith Hill and hubby get Democrat passes.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps predictably I am really diggin' the faith hill number

it reminds me of linda ronstadt's new wave phase but not as good

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Is she singing a Freedy Johnston song?

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

santana is spirit rocker

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

And what would be the reasoning between Chris Brown / Carlos Santana pairing? The sparkling repartee?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Brown has the poise of Urkel.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

ARRRGH

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

the freelance hellraiser is turning over in his grave

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

jay z is god

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

Is "Rap/Sung Collaboration" a new category?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

legal teams props

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

no one thanks mom anymore

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Is "Rap/Sung Collaboration" a new category?

I think it was introduced in time for Gwen & Eve's "Let Me Blow Ya Mind."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

big star heineken

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

Alex Chilton must be needing some herion right about now.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

(Sorry.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

oy vey

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

and this is the way i finally hear "my humps": in a phone commercial.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

is every commercial tied to sum old pop song?

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

if you have never heard "my humps" before now, then i wish i was u

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

lou bega must need some heroin right now

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) No, some of them are tied to new pop songs.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is this paypass? encouraging a whole new generation of identity thieves!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

damn dem desp housewives shill like th bank is closin

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

ima git git git you drunk

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

When Redd met Alex and discussed Lou

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

Chapelle's not gonna intro Sly and the Family Stone, is he?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

uncomfortable white people rool

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD SLY STONE

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

WILL HE SHOW?

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

joss and the family stone

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit here we go

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

LOVING Joss Stone's dress.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

deeply embarassing

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

BROUGHT TO YOU BY STARBUCKS.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

Does he have a hunchback? DOES HE HAVE A HUNCHBACK?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok mariah that's not really how you sing this kinda song

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

who the fuck is "van hunt", it sounds like a prank call

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

Nile in the bgd.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwwww

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

fantasia!!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

ok my brain just checked out

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

getting worse by the second.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

Who's the guy with Fantasia? He's awful.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

fantasia! reppin' for ALL the nc drag queens!

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

truly surreal

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

what th fuck

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

can't they just give the whole song to fantasia?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Is that Randy Jackson on bass?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

And the kid from Maroon 5. And you could just barely hear Sly in the background for a split second.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Who IS that dude with the Human League hair? He's an atrocity.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

WORSE BY THE MILLISECOND.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

You can't have a Sly Stone tribute without Maroon 5.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHEN MAROON 5 TURNS IN THE BEST SLY STONE HOMAGE YET

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think by "tribute" they mean "fist up the ass"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

I MEAN JESUS LORD

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

how could sly in his worse throes of coke binge be worse than this

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

STEVIE WONDER IS IN THE FUCKING AUDIENCE and not on stage, wtf?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

can't look anymore.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

You'd think when you sing one verse of a song, you wouldn't need to be reading the lyrics off the teleprompter...

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

why not just bring out Jamiroquai and be done with it

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

is this what happens when he doesn't show up?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to hear the ying yang twins do something off of riot

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh no i saw Aerosmith hanging onstage

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

OOH THEY MODULATED

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

The two scruffy bearded alt-rock guys on stage right are somehow reminding of all the Badfinger boys on acoustic guitar on that other, perhaps slightly more successful melange of talents, The Concert For Bangladesh.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH FUCK PLEASE GOD NO.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

JUST GOT WORSE

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

TOO LATE!

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh damn aerosly

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES - Steven TYLER.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

where's that pizza

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok, it's official, there's no God

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

I mean surely they could've booked a decent line-up with people other than these second-stringers and has-beens.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

This is like the Nighttown episode of ILM.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

It's Green Velvet!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone recognize the drummers?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

joe perry is like i'm yer huckleberry

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

SUDDENLY ALL WORTH IT.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

He *is* hunchbacked.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, fuck the drummers!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

holy jesus god

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

is his mic on?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok now it just got seriously awe-inspiring

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe not.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Boom shaka laka laka

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

And did he just miss a cue?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

Look at his hand.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

To quote my wife: "He looks like my grandfather crossed with a dragon!"

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

holy mother of fuckin shit

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

hes missin more than a cue

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

i doubt he knows which keys are which

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

And is the electric piano even miked?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

no!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Where's Prince in all this? Better things to do?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

wow i mean wow

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Even the cameraman can't look.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

he just. walked off. awesome

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

i mean

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok that was really hard

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

weirdness factor 100 for all time grammy moments

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

speechless.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

Who else from the Fam was in the band besides Jerrry Martini?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno what i just saw there

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

words fail

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

so depressing.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that was interesting.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

i dont quite understand.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like i need a shower

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

i loved the shots of steven tyler looking around to see whether he should be making any rawk noises or not.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm feeling sick to my stomach right now.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/579/000024507/slystone01.jpg

cocaine's a helluva drug

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

they r gonna be teachin that in college courses for yrs to come

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

i mean

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

SUDDENLY ALL WORTH IT.

-- PeopleFunnyBoy (asanisimasa200...), February 8th, 2006 9:05 PM.

... four minutes later ...

I'm feeling sick to my stomach right now.

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 8th, 2006 9:09 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

that scarlett commercial was equally wtf

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Tyler did say "Sly, let's do it like we used to do it" ... he was obviously talking about leaving the stage to go snort some coke.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, how did they get him there if they really couldn't get him there? Did they just grab him, put a bag over his head, push him out onstage and wait to see what happens?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

i like scarlett in human league makeup

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

the Chapelle intro was somebody's idea of irony

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe this will make everyone everywhere reconsider the worth of the All Star Jam.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

I just can't believe, after all this time and all the worry as to whether he was going to show up, they finally get the guy there, he's got an unbelievable spiked blonde mohawk, and HIS MIC DOESN'T WORK.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

To quote my wife: "He looks like my grandfather crossed with a dragon!"

He looked to me like one those Land of the Lost Chaka people had started interbreeding with the Sleestaks.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

Sly walking off was the only thing good about that trainwreck.

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

"doesn't work"

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

a new low/high

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

They should have had Albert Brooks open.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

i dont think the mic is what wasnt working.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

DEFINITIVE trainwreck.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

his mic worked, I think his voice is kinda shot

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

"doesn't work"

exactly

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

man.

i don't even know what to say.

sigue sigue sputnik and the family stone.

lord.

okay, that's it, shows over...I hope sly ganked the producers out of a huge appearance fee.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't americanidol on the other channel?

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

Surreal? We're just getting started.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

That was sad to watch. Sad.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

ll cool j

robert johnson

i don't understand

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

"make some noise for robert johnson!"

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

Lip Licker Cool J needs to go away

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Grammys never got around to honouring Robert Johnson? Jeez.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

What year is this again?

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

you could see people in the audience getting up to leave when the Jay/Linkin song started

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

love the john lennon t

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

I would also like Jay-Z to have my babies.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

LL's tongue should get an Olympic medal for floor exercises.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

Jay-Z in a Lennon shirt with Linkin Park and yet ppl wonder why indie rock sales are up

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

What's being projected? Pictures from benefit shows?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

Those are some fly shades he's sporting.

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOO

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

The sad thing is that I bet the only reason RJ got an award was because there was Sony muscle behind it.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

Huh?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm gonna forget that last bit happened.

Could care less about Linkin Park's music, but Chester with the dark hair is making me scream like a white woman.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

linkin mccartney

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

LE BLEAURGH.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok the universe just exploded

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ebony and Ivory!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

IT GETS WORSE! DEAR GOD!

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

i wish linkin park would jump off a cliff.

OH MY GOD PAUL MCCARTNEY WHY DON'T YOU JUST START SINGING FUCKIN FREEDOM

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Also: I predict JayZ/LP for halftime during Superbowl 80.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

TOO WEIRD

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

NEW TRAINWRECK ALERT

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

I think maybe it's time to investigate that melbourne indie scene thread.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

I MEAN

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like cheering/crying (but more crying). when you saw him walk out it was 100% "holy shit." and for half a second it seemed like it was going to be the most ridiculous yet awesome display ever. but that quickly faded. and then it just turned into complete heartbreak. he got the fuck out of there as if he realized that this was the dumbest thing done by anyone ever. and with that lineup he was right. jesus christ on a fucking bike. i'm gonna go put "fresh" on and think of happier times.

― Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

"That's right. Uh-huh-uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yesterday."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

AWEOTIWHATEOA;WIHTRASTKJNAT;SKHJLTAEWROI;HWE;OITHEWO;T

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Macca should have rapped.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

what, no barbershop quartet version of 'say say say'?

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

SO LOST

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

coretta scott king was buried YESTERDAAAAAY

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Sly may have been off his shit, but his mic def. wasn't working right.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

sigh

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

AWEOTIWHATEOA;WIHTRASTKJNAT;SKHJLTAEWROI;HWE;OITHEWO;T
Tell that to your new leader -- Sly!

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

paul's "i'm cool" hand gestures were grrreat

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well, coming after that, Springsteen should be a real palate-cleanser, eh?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

I quit music.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

matt otm

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sly may have been off his shit, but his mic def. wasn't working right.

suffice to say there was a reason it wasn't on and that reason was DECADES OF COCAINE ABUSE DO YOU SEE

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

lets go open that turnip farm

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sly's dignity > McCartney's

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh! Aimee Mann won for "best recording package," which I gather is a tribute to Owen Smith's so-perfect illustrations inside the Forgotten Arm album.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

If only Phil Spector was a performer and not a producer then this show could go REALLY batshit.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't sly in a homeless shelter last anyone checked?

― Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha oh those crazy kids

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

i hope sylvester kixx sum producers ass for passin off sum radio shack piece of shit mic on his day

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's not that the commercials are great per se, but they're not totally embarassing

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

That Phil Spector image finally caused my tender brain to explode.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i had to leave the room after that so i have no idea what paul mccartney/linkin park/red buttons/the return of fred astaire's corpse is doing right now.

― Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow i will be sitting at my desk and still boggling over this

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

someday i will tell my children that i saw the 2006 grammys

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm hoping against hope that Dame Edna is gonna come out and bust it wide open.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

My goodness. This has been a really bad one, hasn't it? I'm still sad about that Sly thing. Since I doubt he orchestrated that entire debacle I think he should've been left alone. F*ckin' Grammys.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

The Black 24>? called the Unit fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Animatronic Hanks!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

The Weavers?

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Hanks did NOT have that head of hair when they panned to him during Chappelle's bit.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

they have to drag the Weavers into this?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

TOM HANKS, YOUR HAIR IS THE FUTURE

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

"let's hear it for the mufuckin weavers!"

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Hanks = Jimmy Page

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Hanks's hair, wtf!?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

yay old communists

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Ronnie Hellerman"

FUCK YOU!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

is this on the west coast right now? i kinda want to watch after reading some of these comments but i can't find it on the telly. can you just take pics with your digital cams to go along with the commentary?

― westcoast, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

tom hanks salutes the four freshmen

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

What the FUCK did you DO to your hairline HANKS?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like his forehead is gonna start bleeding

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's a method mullet. Oh, wait, Springsteen!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Bruce, please do a Germs song and then "Do It Like a G.O." thank you your fan thomas

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

But as much as this song has grown on me, I wish he'd do something different.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Can't wait to hear what they'll say in the "downloaders = spawn of Satan" speech this year.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

hanks is a frog monster

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Lean into it, Bruce

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Watching Bruce is like taking a much-needed bath.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Can't wait to hear what they'll say in the "downloaders = spawn of Satan" speech this year.

Haha I like that we're already thinking that far ahead.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

I knew there was a reason I took such pleasure in the CMAs this year

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

Bruce, where da guest stars at?

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

the always dependable bruce springsteen

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

Synth-free too! I approve.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

he had regular hanks hair and then he came back and had bruce hair,,am i tripping?

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

But we've still got time for a Fergie walk-on for the second song and turn this into a trifecta of shit.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

I just flash forwarded in my mind to an embarrasing Grammy 2026 tribute to Bruce featuring a bunch of clowns I half-recognize.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

BRUCE SAVES

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

i cant believe i am appreciative of the "lets drag on the old dude with the harmonica" moment

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Madonna and Gorillaz on YouTube already

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Do you all really love this performance that much? Yawn.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

I feel you Bruce

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

Did I miss the obligatory attempt to prove that classical and/or jazz isn't too boring for TV audiences?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

yes, thats it

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

deej you really have to TRY pretty hard to not feel this, don'tcha?

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

"fruit is nature's candy"

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

I still want to know who that guy was in the Sly medley who looked like a community-theater player in the white sleeveless and tatted arms. So that I can make sure to never ever hear anything from him again.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

"BRING 'EM HOME!"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Bring 'em home"

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

i felt it, and apparently bono did too

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think that was OK, not stellar Springsteen, but definitely a refresher.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wait - didn't they split up?

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

"Bitch Over Troubled Water"

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

"Oops, did I say that out loud?"

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

bring sly home..someone

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

Shouldn't "We Belong Together" have had, like, 10 credited songwriters?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

I mean it was refreshing because it wasn't a catastrophe but talk about lowering the bar.

oh god fuck U2.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

there is no God

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

rascal flatts wuz robbed

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

guess the sound dude wanted mariah to win

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

the "bring em home" really was beautiful. i felt that in my chest.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

oops wrong cue!

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

this u2 song is good, but was it even a hit?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha 2005 really did kinda blow didnt it?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

COME ON SNIPERS

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

A BIT of attitude?

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

The Madonna/Gorillaz thing was easily the best I've seen tonight. Not saying much obv but.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

u2 make me feel funny..smug,ugly,stubbly,daddy lovin,funny makin feelers,,yeah fuck that bob guy too

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

so tired of U2 winning shit.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still pondering on the "Bring 'em home" ending. Bruce kind of tossed it off as if he knew full well that the people who need to hear that wouldn't be listening. I've gotta think about this a bit.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

they couldn't give mariah the award, it would just encourage her

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

great reaction shot with dude from black eyed peas

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

christina aguilera

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

and herbie hancock

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

the "bring em home" really was beautiful. i felt that in my chest.

it was the shocking presence of a human being on stage

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

Thats not that weird to me, Hancock's done plenty of his own ridiculous music.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

i just turned this on (i was busy visiting my grandma in the hospital and stuff) and i have one question (and i don't feel like reading through this entire thread): did i miss sly? that was the only part i wanted to see at all. (i did miss it, didn't i? shit.)

― spastic heritage (spastic heritage), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

christina aguilera

xtina is great and that song is great but together, not so much

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

DEEJ DONT MAKE ME MOD YOU OFF THIS THREAD

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

the thing about the springsteen performance is that a good Grammys broadcast has a ton of moments you FEEL -pop moments, schmaltz moments, rock moments, but stuff that just REPRESENTS, y'know - tonight fucking NOTHING 'til Bruce, who at least brought his game to the table, as though he actually wanted to do something besides punch the fucking clock

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

The Xina and Hancock shouldn't be a surprise, she does the vox on "A Song for You" on his album. I thought it sounded fine, but then, it's hard to fuck up that song (I've heard six versions and only Cher managed the feat).

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

i do have to say that the clusterfucks this year have felt more dirty and odd than enjoyable

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

and i say this as an inveterate awards show rubbernecker

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

did i miss sly? that was the only part i wanted to see at all.

oh, you have no idea what you are asking.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

i have no prob with xtina + hancock, it's just the arrangement is a bit blah

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like i'm comin down off a high or somethin

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

A "Devils and Dust" / "My Humps" medley would have been sweet.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

huh?

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

KFU!

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

get out yr cheese knife

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh now what

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

TUSK

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

ALL BETS ARE OFF

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, this looks amazing.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

YES (XXPOST)

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

get em kanye

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah this looks alright for the grammies.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD MORE MARSHMALLOW HAT PLEASE.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Just let us know if this is gonna suck or not, OK?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

I am kinda getting giddy

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

JFU loses due to unsteady pitch

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

THIS FUCKING RULES

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

start the 5-second delay right now. awesome...

and the synched-up dancing!!!

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

ladies & gentlemen, your "Hey Ya" moment

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

kanye looks like an oompa loompa

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dancing way better this year.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone understand what is happening here?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

kanye is dressed like the colonel

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jamie Foxx looks like Big Bird

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

You gotta wipe before you try something like that

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever you think of Kanye, he's got a real sense for spectacle, this guy.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Please please please segue into "76 Trombones"

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

kanye out of breath shockah

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

OK, a little breathless but some points for showing his hiney to the audience.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

wow watch Kanye jacking Surfjan Steven's collegiate stylez

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

BIG LEGGED WOMENS!

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

step show!

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

dancing, spectacle, the cheerleaders... all needed and key

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now we're getting somewhere

that somewhere being School Daze

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Are all the mics on gremlin setting?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so confused

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

MUSICAL THEATRE KIDS ACROSS AMERICA ARE CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

roffles

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

this is like west side story meets the wiz. concept taken farther than anybody thought he would

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

this is a thing

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

this year seems way low on the slutty scale so far.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

and it rules! yes! purple!

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

WE WANT LUPE

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

They should bring Sly back to sing the Curtis Mayfield part.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

*applause*

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

... somehow that ended too soon.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

who knew that if we'd stuck with drama club we could have gotten rich

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

James Taylor loved it

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha JAMES TAYLOR

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

i wish that could have lasted two more hours

AND NOT SEGUED INTO EFFING STING AND SHERYL CROW

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT? That was like one-and-a-quarter songs!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

JAMES TAYLOR LOVES IT.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Sheryl Crow AND Sting?!

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh god cream ... no

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

i can't stop laughing

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Way to break up the fun with some talking corpses.

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

sheryl looks weird

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Creed was rock's first supergroup?

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm kinda dizzy

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

hollaback kanye

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

CHECK PLEASE

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh what the fuck

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

GO GREEN DAY

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

BULLSHIT.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

Makeup award.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

chris lord algae

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

are you fucking kidding me? wasn't that song '04 anyfuckinway?

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

Y KANT KANYE WIN?????

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

somewhere right now in philadelphia anthony just had an embolism

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

I guess Grammy decided that rap is a fad after all.

Particularly embarrassing coming on the heels of Kanye's kitchen sink performance.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

at least u2 didn't win

COME ON YOU GUYS THE GRAMMYS ARE STILL SHAKING OFF THE JETHRO TULL STINK. DO NOT EXPECT WITHITNESS IN ANY STRIPE

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

See, they said Cream but I thought they said Creed.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

letdown a lil
sting wants sheryls crow tho

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

I was waiting for the Cream mention to draw Colin Meeder out of his hiding to explain Jack Bruce to us.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha at first I thought you said "WHITENESS" and I was like ...

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

GREEN DAY ROOLZ OK

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

well this has been a helluva night. i just want to thank you all for sharing it with me.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

"Shut it, Accountant Boy!"

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. right. got it.

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder how many people are getting fired tomorrow

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh, all-caps, the roffles you create

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

i like green day, but am getting awfully tired of their "we're so happy pop radio still acknowledges rock" bullshit.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

five years from now Ted Leo's gonna beat Mike Jones in the same category

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

sting wants sheryls crow tho

He might have a shit -- it's been established that Sheryl goes for guys with a lot of endurance.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

(NB i don't actually think green day rules)

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

er, shot

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Some year they won't pit four hip-hop-almost-hip-hop songs against a single rock ballad.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

That was like the least interesting Green Day single from the album FOR STARTERS.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

he might have a shit

omg.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060209/capt.las13302090004.grammys_las133.jpg

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

Bring it on, white man!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

That Benny Hill-esque commercial just made me smile.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

I was happy that Kanye's you-may-crown-me-now wasn't rewarded

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

Is 666 posts in one thread in a three-hour span a record?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

"When you download a song by Kelly Clarkson, somewhere, a terrorist starts to cry."

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

wow those of you outside of the nyc just missed an ad for the 11pm news

'tupac ... biggie ... and now, busta rhymes' bodyguard'

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody goes to sleep until we hit 1000 posts.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

CAN YOU BE ADDICTED TO LIP BALM

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

LIP BLAM!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

Worst case scenario: Grammy guy equates downloading with Katrina.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

terrence howard is so fuckable right now

― Drew Lichtenberg, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

I like the fact that 100 new posts were added to this thread in the time it took me to read the first 560.

They certainly didn't have the Grammys on at the laundromat.

― Myke. (Myke Weiskopf), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

jessye norman!!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Jessye Norman is a goddess, this is a rad thing to hear on nat'l tv

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, now I know what the drag performer Jessye Normous is all about!!!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

i didnt even know lip balm addiciton was a fad. these bumpers are freaking me out.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

I just can't keep up with the rest of the NYCers with teh Coming Up After The Grammies funnies.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

could they like have only the achievement/trustee people perform?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

He might have a shit -- it's been established that Sheryl goes for guys with a lot of endurance.

I thought perhaps "having a shit" was some kind of British phrase.

Or maybe having a pre-sex movement was essential to the Kama Sutra.

Just a typo, thought. Drat.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no. "When two artists comes together..." In other words, jazz is boring by its lonesome.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-but gabbneb what would they PROMOTE??

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

This sounds good.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

nice nose job, xtina

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

Xtina's hair looks the texture of steel wool.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

This would be better if Herbie weren't trying to compete with her for room.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

For a split second, I thought she was going to sing Leon Russell's classic "Superstar."

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

she can sing her ass off, but she doesn't have to sing her ass off on every song

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

xtina is on th markkkkkkkkkkk

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

Let her do her thing, then let him solo for a minute or two.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

This would be better if Herbie weren't trying to compete with her for room.

Yeah, maybe if Xtina knew how to trade fours.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

She could use a lil more restraint.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

is Xtina trying to look more like ParHil or ScarJo?

this isn't terrible, tho, relatively speaking

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

she looks like cyndi lauper with her nose job

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

this'd be all right if the song were worth a shit

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

She seems petrified of any moment without the sound of her own voice.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

That's ed, it could've been worse.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

the song's totally worth a shit, you'd just never know it from this boring arrangement!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

and now back to our regularly scheduled roffles

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

my wife: "well, that was gratuitous"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

up next: WILL THE OLD WHITE GUY WIN?????

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, I just came all over like U2 is going to win AOTY.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

she beats britney in th battle for career length tho i bet

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

I swear, I think there's some TV exec somewhere thinking if Xtina stopped singing for one second, that'd mean several million viewers would switch stations.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

what i was saying about dearth of sluttiness earlier? even x-tina. it's like the show is about music.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

Stop your caterwauling for crissakes! (she was real flat at the end there.)

― grubby, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

is it just me or did herbie attempt a solo and xtina just riffed over it?

― rockaction (rockaction), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

she beats britney in th battle for career length tho i bet

they've both got vegas locked up for life

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

U2 is going to win. Travesty.

― grubby, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it's telling that it's 2006 and the sluttiest outfit was worn by Madonna.

xxxpost

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am having a grim vision of my own future watching this show

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Who's with me in thinking the Richard Pryor tribute might give us yet another trainwreck moment?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

2036: AND NOW PERFORMING TEMPLE OF THE DOGS "HUNGER STRIKE" HERES 10 TIMES GRAMMY WINNER HILARY DUFF AND MC COOKED CRACK

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry jess, when you are old and paris hilton is receiving her lifetime achievement award from bow wow, you'll realize that it was all worth it

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I heard "Hunger Strike" in the bar after the Superbowl

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

is it just me or did herbie attempt a solo and xtina just riffed over it?

No, that's exactly what happened. I wanted to take Christina's essays into jazz over Mariah's essays into gospel, but now I'm rethinking this.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

we did not properly give thanks for Dave Chappelle

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

2037: AND NOW PERFORMING SOUL ASYLUM'S "RUNAWAY TRAIN" HERE'S 10 TIME GRAMMY WINNER APPLE PALTROW-MARTIN

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Who's with me in thinking the Richard Pryor tribute might give us yet another trainwreck moment?

10 stand up comedians all trying to make matches run through the street at the same time. Steven Tyler looking around trying to find a match.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

I silently prayed for Chapelle just before I ate my spinach salad.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Who's with me in thinking the Richard Pryor tribute might give us yet another trainwreck moment?

Not I. The New Orleans tribute might be another matter, though.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

2051: ONCE AGAIN, JOEL MADDEN is CONRAD BIRDIE

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

OK HERE WE GO

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

Yo Chuck!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

everybody on that stage looks SO FUCKING BORED

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Keane?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yo, Chuck, show 'em wotchoo got!

― grubby, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

YOU FORGOT A TASTE OF HONEY.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE NOT CIARA

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Refreshing change of pace.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHEW!

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

I saw the larger girl in Sugarland (Kristen Hall) open for Indigo Girls in 1995.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

GO PENN A CAPELLA GROUPS

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

DEVO??

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

Did he forget God?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

is john a legend?
he thanks devo

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i heard him thank man man too

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't know Obie Benson died!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

i hate it when they get to the dead-people part and i realize how ridiculously talented some of these guys were

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta thank my homie g casale

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

SKITCH!

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

something is broken inside of me: i was rooting for fallout boy

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh look, the dead people Grammys ignored when they were alive.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

fucking hell, everybody died last year!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fiona is fiiiiiine...

Oh, I see dead people.

Oscar Brown, Jr. is (was) the shit. Ditto Eugene Record.

― grubby, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Moog and Pickett!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Pryor's middle finger was up in that last shot.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Richard Pryor didn't live long enough to get around to seeing "Taxi."

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe some of those people died and I was unaware.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

even "the toy" latifah?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

That was the "tribute"?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

Latifah, get the fuck off the stage...go maul a Gershwin tune.

― grubby, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

That montage was so riveting, I actually stopped reading this thread to pay full attention to it.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

That's it? Was that a fucked-up cue or did they judt not have anything up their sleeve?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, no young musicians died last year.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

see my earlier definition of "tribute" for details

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

if they were all in yur car all dead at once that would be alot of dead people..shit

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well, Whitley wasn't old.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, judging by her reaction i think something else was supposed to happen there.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

this ad sucks

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

our play by play is getting fatigued

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

She did say Richard knew he was getting an award before he died; maybe he'd pre-recorded something and they weren't able to cue it up?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

it was just a string of obscenities

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

it was actually footage of him dying.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

our play by play is getting fatigued

I think I'm going to bed

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Does Bonnie Raitt give this award out every fucking year?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

beastie boys on letterman
bonnie raitt hair versus jt hair

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

beastie boys on letterman
bonnie raitt hair versus jt hair
steve lillywhite hair

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

Some technician is in trouble right now. SNAP!

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

not as good post-Kanye.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

no wait, legendary engineers!

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

james taylor and morrissey are the same person and i claim my $5

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm watching PRoject Runway!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

Plz give this one to Mariah at least.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah pryor did have a taped thing,.his wife talked about it in sum interview,how proud he was and stuff

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

Kanye vs U2

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

Another outfit for Kanye!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

kanye's head just exploded

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAIIIGH.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh fuck this.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

OH FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT I AM SO FUCKING DONE

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

Bono to Kanye: "Suck it!"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

I am so stupid for thinking it would've been anything else. So fucking stupid.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-but not voting for macca proves that naras is 'down'

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha oh bono

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

Paul McCartney helped deliver it to them by being even older and nominated.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

i actually bet jess a bacon cheeseburger that 'chaos and creation' was gonna win

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

I think I can say with great certainty that whatever Dave Marsh says about this Grammys show -- he'll be right.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

No Eno. No peace.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

OH BONO

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

bono is captain save a grammy-nominated ho

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

holyasskiss

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

Bono in very drunk non-shocker

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Grammy to world: NO U2, NO CREDIBILITY

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Do not download! Thanks!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

bono rly?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT UP INDUSTRY GUY

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

james taylor and morrissey are the same person and i claim my $5
I'm still hanging on to my Morrissey and Vicente Fernandez Are The Same Person theory.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh portnowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is gonna fuck w ur ass

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

"there is one more extraordinary performance for you tongiht...the Arcade Fire"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

He's talking about Cash Money and No Limit.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh portnowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is gonna fuck w ur ass..nice set design fuckers

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

george bush doesn't care about downloaders

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

"And now...Juvenile with 'Rodeo'"

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

WHICH WE CANT DO IF YOU KEEP DOWNLOADING

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm astonished at how self-congratulatory his tone is.

Wait. No I'm not.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

$2 million! The Grammys should rebuild New Orleans.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's time for us to join Geir on the phonys,fakes and poseurs thread.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

C'mon, man, downloading = Katrina. Just say it. You know you want to.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

He's telling us to use the internet, I suppose thats something.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

TWENTY DOLLAR HOPE PARTLOW CDS ARENT SELLIN THEMSELVES PEOPLE

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX CHILTON HAD A HIT SONG ONCE

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

times are tough for the grammys: they have to use a yahoo subdomain

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

OK, my cynical ass got sonned.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ahp, another trainwreck.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

ah, that fine new orleans musician the edge

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

'please go to new orleans, the bead-studded vomit needs to flow through the streets again'

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

uhoh new orleans styled train robbery

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

Imposters. Didn't Elvis record his new album in New Orleans?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

this is almost really good

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Pet peeve: One does not "log on to" grammy.yahoo.com, or most any other website. I hate it when people say that.

But "Yes We Can Can" is an intriguing and unexpected choice.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

This sounds pretty good so far. Wait til Edge gets his pretty little epic guitar strum going though.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Will Sly come out dressed up like Ruth Pointer now?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Touissant is so awesome

also, dude didn't say jack about downloading, so ppl gotta say "I was wrong about you, Mr. Suit Dude" right now pls

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

It's all down to Pete Thomas, the Zigaboo of new wave.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Bring on Mannie Fresh.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Play the blues, Edge!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

and for the 2nd time tonight, i say:

"play the blues, edge"

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

least trainwrecky so far

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

wtf play more

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

this is the most dignified all-star thing I've ever seen

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hey!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

500 post xpost.

i turned the tv off. the sly thing hurt too much. its one thing to
do a bad job of someone else's song but i actually felt like nobody on that stage even understood what funk music is. what kind of a tribute is it when everyone misses the point? joss stone trying to sing "family affair" is like archie shepp trying to play one of satie's gnossienes. it just dont work.

how did a drug-addles senior citizen with a blond mowhawk wig come off better than the younger, "straighter" people paying tribute?

jess 2005 didnt suck its just that, you know, underground music is a bit better right now, thats all.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

also, dude didn't say jack about downloading, so ppl gotta say "I was wrong about you, Mr. Suit Dude" right now pls

I TOLD YA my cynical ass got sonned.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

also, dude didn't say jack about downloading, so ppl gotta say "I was wrong about you, Mr. Suit Dude" right now pls

I am shocked and pleased.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, this doesnt suck.

josh - sorry for overlapping your joke! unintentional.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

they brought wilson pickett back from the dead! amazing.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

this drummer is really not up to what "midnight hour" demands

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

how did a drug-addles senior citizen with a blond mowhawk wig come off better than the younger, "straighter" people paying tribute?

well, his mic was off, for one.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

you're still watching?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

One does not "log on to" grammy.yahoo.com, or most any other website. I hate it when people say that.

I always used to let that bother me too. Like saying "hits" instead of "page views."

But when you visit a site, your visit is "logged."

So I think of it that way.

I also think of puppies when I'm sad.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't bad. Congrats grammies, for not ending in disaster.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

all the non dead old guys are bringin sum grace to th affair

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

yo is true daddino got sonned by a suit in a grammy beef?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

i was wondering when they'd let irma sing something

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

they appear to have rehearsed.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

This is like the soul equivalent of the tribute to Joe Strummer.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

Irma Thomas looks FABULOUS, I must say.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now THIS is the plodding, graceless mess I expect from an all-star performance

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

It took a hurricane to get these people on a Grammy stage.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

ah, thank you hilton

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

okay, tolerable. but does anyone ACTUALLY like these big group singalongs?

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

people quote 'hits' instead of 'pageviews' because of that confusion justin -- hits always > pageviews so it makes the traffic sound much more impressive.

― maura (maura), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

"In the mid-niTAKE ME TO THE HILTONhour"

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

and now off to contemplate our own bleak lives

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

the accounting firm of deloitte and touche? you don't want to spoonerize that.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now THIS is the plodding, graceless mess I expect from an all-star performance

it's not a great song for a midtempo all-star jam.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SCENE! good night, people. see you next awards.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

im drained like a vampire victim after that whole thing

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

Patrice Rushen was the musical director!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

MAY TOMORROW BE A PERFECT DAY
MAY YOU FIND LOVE AND LAUGHTER ON THE WAY
MAY GOD KEEP YOU IN HIS TENDER CARE
'TIL HE BRINGS US 2GETHER AGAIN

G'NIGHT EVERYBODY

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to tabulate your touche. With my deloitte.

― Justin Shumaker (shueytexas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

Look how fast those stars were clearing out.

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

should i lock it?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

Not before I say sucked at this this year.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Prince is nominated next year.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'ma lock it

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

g'night everybody!

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

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