Justin Timberlake, "FutureSex/LoveSounds"

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Out Sept. 11, apparently

Money quote re: the upcoming single "SexyBeat:" "The best way I can describe that song is say David Bowie and David Byrne decided to do a cover of James Brown's Sex Machine," Timberlake told reporters.

It's subtle, but the fact that Timberlake mentioned "David Byrne" specifically and not "Talking Heads" says something.

Oh, and yes: Timbaland produced/co-wrote the album.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

They compared SexyBack with Soulwax (or rather they labeled it Soulwax-esque). It nearly made me hate the song without having heard it. ;-) But it's GR34T. It's as though his voice is drowned in a puddle of hormones. If the rest is as good as this, I'm coming (to the recordshop). This and Christina's new single have made my week.

Rick Rubin also worked on it, no?

You can hear the single on his website.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is "SexyBeat" a different song than "SexyBack"?

max (maxreax), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

That would be kind of cool if it was.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah. I like "SexyBack" and I can see the Bowie/Byrne influence, I guess, but it doesn't quite sound like a Byrne and Bowie cover of James Brown.

max (maxreax), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"I realize that I have a platform to push the sound of pop music. That's the only responsibility that I put on myself in recording the album," Timberlake told a news conference at the start of a promotional tour.

"If I'm not going to push it, then who's going to push it?"

______________________________________

gee - I'm glad he's all over it... I was worried about the future of pop music.

geekears (geekears), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I love how manic the chorus of "SexyBack" is. The production on this is spectacular.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

The song is horrible.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

(whoops, "SexyBack" it is! Next time I should actually read what I'm reading, rather than just kind of look at the words.)

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, see--doesn't really sound like the way JT describes it. But I still really like it.

max (maxreax), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

What a weird song, btw. Timbaland's productions are increasingly retro-futuristic, like "Blade Runner" pop. They sort of sound straight out of the mid '80s electro underground, but they also sound a couple of years ahead of their time. Messes with your mind, man!

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really like it. :(

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, "take it to the bridge" = WHAT BRIDGE, TIMBALAND? Especially galling because all of JT's singles from Justified had such amazing bridges.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Bowie, Byrne, and Brown...

Sorry, I still can't take him seriously.

paid in cigarettes (paid in cigarettes), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

"take it to the bridge" = WHAT BRIDGE, TIMBALAND?

Does he say that? I only heard "take it to the chorus".

I don't really like it either, although I really want to.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

he does say bridge first yeh

this is aight

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

The production is very good on this. I think it could be a grower, but I'm wholly convinced at the mo.

Andie B (andie b), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, that should be NOT wholly convinced at the mo...

Andie B (andie b), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really, really digging sexyback right now...not sure whyitsoneword but that's okay with me.

musically (musically), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

If it was anyone else other than Mr. Charisma Free Zone singing it...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I get the feeling this is one of those songs that will sound a billion times better when not heard via computer speakers.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i like it. also, i find JT incredibly charismatic.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

I like the "take it to the bridge" (illogical as it is) and the guitar breakdown, but the production is slightly horrible isn't it? Ultra over compressed like being bludgeoned over the head with a rubber mallet -- its also really unsexy!

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Nice to see that JT's made it to the B's in his All Music Guide (Tm)

leopoldo (leopoldo), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, although I like this song, it's hilarious to me how unsexy it is. Maybe that's part of why I like it. I dunno. I really really like the distorted voice though, like JT's all "Tim, break out that Radioshack miYEEK, let's get garage-y".

All this future-y sounding shit though just makes me wish "Gnarls Barkley" had happened between Cee-Lo & Timb instead of DM.

choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Do you guys think Justin knows there's no bridge? I like to think, yes, yes he does.

choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Bit disappointed on first listen, but I wouldn't read to much into that.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 July 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

This song is great.

Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 7 July 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

One day Justin will impress Ned with his cover of "The Back of Love."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Of all things...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dirty pop!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

"September 19 2009: Justin Timberlake to record an album of Andrew Eldritch cover songs in a last-ditch, no-holds-barred attempt to win over his last remaining haters, Ned Raggett and Dan Perry".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

the verses are really kind of worthless aren't they? I love how the layers pile on at the end of each chorus but waiting for that is a drag. I could like it in a club I'm sure but it's too hot right now to daydream that scenario for their benefit.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still waiting for the Jeremy Jordan cover. It's the right kind of time...

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

it's not a patch on that "good foot" track they did recentish.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

Bless you, Tim. ;-)

"Hey now hey now ow ow ow owieeee oh ladies the bridge WAIIIIIEEEEE! *pause* Drum machine. *clunk*"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever said upthread that this sounds really shitty on computer speakers was remarkably OTM. Timbo sounds like Perfect Sound Forever-era Pavement blasting from my laptop.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/images/2006/06/062506_justinsexybacklyrics.jpg

apparently there is a bridge.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Saturday, 8 July 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

oops, I don't think that worked. lemme try again:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2591/407/320/062506_justinsexybacklyrics.jpg

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Saturday, 8 July 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_(music)

The term may also be used to refer to the section between the verse and the chorus. Although this is more commonly referred to as the pre-chorus, it is not completely incorrect, as often the transition between the two themes of a sonata form in classical music is similarly referred to as a bridge.

Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 8 July 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

the bridge is the 'dirty baaaaaabe' bit; the chorus is the 'come here girl (go 'head be gone with it)' bit, surely. I like the bridge! It's reassuringly bridge-like.

permanent revolution (cis), Saturday, 8 July 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

'Request "SexyBack" on your local radio station now. ' --from the website. At least they pretend it'd matter. but it is still a great song. casey spooner was too gay and too electro (and too old).

jodawo (jodawo), Saturday, 8 July 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

It seems average overall, but a cool enough song that reminded me of Dre 3000 for some reason. And JC Chasez, but with less panache (and given Tim's produced both of them lately...).

Headspin (Barima), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

it is very JC! I wondered why I'd got some kind of chasez-medley in my head not long after listening: I think it's in that crunched-tight synth sound, and something about way he sings the melody on the bridge, the 'i'll take you with me if you misbehave' line or whatever it is. but the 'yeah!'s are very JT, somehow.

permanent revolution (cis), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

I said Rockwell in the other thread that got deleted, but yeah very JC, too.

It's Rodney, chocolate-covered, freaky, and habit-forming! (R. J. Greene), Saturday, 8 July 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Weird, I think it sounds like a streamlined, poppier Jay Haze production (but then again, I would...)

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Saturday, 8 July 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I could do without the "yeahs" in between all the lines along with "uh-huhs." Maybe it will grow with me. The chorus is cheesy in a good way, though. Time to eat some tiger cakes.

christopherscottknudsen (christopherscottknudsen), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

For the record, the other thread wasn't deleted exactly -- just moved and locked.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

Decent song, GREAT track. Can see why "rock" (and even pop) folks wouldn't like it, tho'...

fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker), Monday, 10 July 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sick of the Drop-it-Like-it's-Hot echoey synth plip plops at this point. Mashing those with ruff aggressive stabs isn't exactly a revelation of the sound, and getting JT to scream into a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic just makes it sound sort of desperate.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 July 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
New song, "My Love" (Feat. T.I.) leaked. It got a five-star-rating on
Pitchfork.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/track_reviews/Justin_Timberlake_My_Love_ft_T_I_

da_watcher (grand), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'LL BE THERE

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know about 5 stars, but "My Love" is definitely better than "Sexy Back."

max (maxreax), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand. Are we meant to love Timberlake here on ILM? If so, why?

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand. Are we meant to love Timberlake here on ILM? If so, why?

You can obv. do whatever you like, L.Jag -- but I think he's responsible for some of the best pop music of this decade (the four singles from Justified are all virtually flawless), so I'm interested in what he does, yeah.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I'll give them a listen but the evil British music press has turned my brain against him before I've had a proper listen. It's sad that this can happen, and it's refreshing to find a place where music my culture tells me is tit-awful is actually liked and rationally discussed. If only you guys would get on a bit more with, say, Damon Albarn, we'd be thick as thieves...

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure a TON of people give Blur the time of day around here LJ.

fwiw, I'm in agreement with the Justin love in theory, it's just that he's unfortunately nauseatingly smug and unlikeable as a vocalist/performer to my ear :(

This means of course I half-like SexyBack! can't hear him properly = good.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Are we meant to love Timberlake here on ILM?

No, we're s'posed to dislike him. I Love Music is just an ironic title, we hate all music equally. We're actually deaf and don't have a clue what music actually sounds like.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

woah... I quite like this :O

fandango (fandango), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

"My Love" is really, really good, judging from the embedded flash version at http://www.honorablemedia.com/blog/mp3s/189 Is that "Atlantic Records" sample something added to prevent piracy, or is that actually in the song?

schwantz (schwantz), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Nathalie, that was about as cutting as a McNugget

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

le sigh

fandango (fandango), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Why say it with words when you can't?

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've been here too long.

I'm only teasing Louis, I know you've caught some flak here (to put it mildly) but I'm not having a go. Just rolling my eyes at the weak sarcasm/weak comeback merry-go-round a little.

Getting back to the topic would be good (me included).

fandango (fandango), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

This is pretty good.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

My school house performed Like I Love You for our singing competition. We got nowhere, but through our work and our dedication we grew an instant and lasting regard for Justin Timberlake feat. Clipse and all his work.

(Some of this is actually true.)

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Or great, even.
lehype begins here.

[img]http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/raw.gif[/img]

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

whoa forgot what board i was on.
http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/raw.gif

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

based on his revolutionary decision to make slow jams 300 bpm
???

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

this song is kind of hot, especially if the production is squeaky clean on the finished version which I suspect it is.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 4 August 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

You can obv. do whatever you like, L.Jag

NO, no he can't!

yes you HAVE to love justin, louis. it's the rules.

and damon allbran is a twat ffs. start listening to proper music!

The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 5 August 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

When it comes to gruesomely awesome displays of emotion for famous girls, Justin Timberlake is Shakespeare, and this, I guess, is how he proposes to Ms. Diaz.

I thought their relationship was on the rocks!

I appeciate PFM's oft-forgotten specialty of making a music review double as piece of celebrity gossip i.e. "The beats to Beyoncè's new single make you want to bounce harder than the mattress springs she shares with superstar rapper/boyfriend Jay-Z! The icy synths that creep in during the bridge leave you colder than the way Beyoncè left Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams and command more authority than her domineering father/manager, Mathew Knowles!" Ba-zing!

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and considering the fact that the new Timberlake album comes out Sept 11th, I'm surprised Ned didn't making any comments about it being "too soon."

Calming his love of MBV, toning down his hatred of Justin Timberlake. Ned Raggett is a man of patience and tolerance in 2006.

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

JT singing on "What You Know" would've been better...

JoB (JoB), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh ffs. Damon Albarn & JT BOTH INSUFFERABLE SMUG TWATS!

And both of them still able to make good music sometimes despite of this.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

they should also collaborate.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 5 August 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmmmmmmm. Damon would be even LESS suited to RnB than he is to pop-faux-reggae-lite :O

Maybe he should try it though, as he's persisting with this eclectic voyage? And it would be more Lex funnies ;)

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

Damon is a cunt, to be sure, but that's not a problem per se unless you're related to him. Which I presume no one here is? The correlation between "good bloke" and "good music" has been oft-purported, but the evidence isn't good...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Sunday, 6 August 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000H305U0.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V61558762_.jpg

Hmm.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

weird

Das Spiel ist aus für Baaderonixx (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he's meant to look like some sort of comedy villain.

g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

Based on he single and album titles, and now the artwork, UERGH NO KEEP IT AWAY. I actually realy like the single though.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

GREAT cover.

Quite amused by all his fronting on all this really.

fandango (fandango), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

The title is almost certainly over-egging the pudding, but then I hardly expected subtlety from him now.

fandango (fandango), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 09:47 (nineteen years ago)

it'd BETTER be good after that. look at his SHOES!!

mindyou i was just about getting sick of all the mirrorball album sleeves of late - madonna, lcd soundsystem etc

pisces (piscesx), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

justin is so fucking hott.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Meh, I don't think the facial hair and buzzcut fit him at all. He's most attractive with the bedhead and babyface (a la the Justified album cover/ "Cry Me a River" video).

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

i agree - i don't think he (or anyone else) will ever reach the aesthetic-pinnacle-of-human-race which was that rolling stone covere again. but nevertheless i would totally still do him.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

God he was beautiful on that Rolling Stone cover! Lex I had the most amazing flashback just then.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

if i wasn't at work i would go and look for it, and post it, and spend the rest of the day staring at it.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://adage.com/images/random/timberlake0902.jpg

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

buzzcuts on blonds suck. make us look like psychos.

pisces (piscesx), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

that title has always made me want to vomit, but I always assumed it was just two phrases, "future sex" and "love sounds," then it occurred to me that the backslash might denote two variations on a phrase, "future sex sounds" and "future love sounds," and I'm horrified to find myself starting to like the title.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

You're right, that makes it a lot better!

I had thought it was an attempt to make people think of (and so class this alongside) Speakerboxx/The Love Below.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

The Mr. Murdstone shoes Justin's sportin' on the album cover considerably diminish the hotness factor.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

those shoes are awesome

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

The silly face he's making kind of ruins it.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Takes a lot of effort to crush a disco ball made of pure granite...

fandango (fandango), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

The silly face he's making kind of ruins it.

he's biting his lip.

this is a good thing.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm coming around to the single (still not sure its sexy tho) but that cover's fucked up- check out those shoes! The foot with which he's stomping the disco-ball appears to belong to a clown or something, very long and pointy. I really hope this album will be decent...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

don't like the cover. not keen on the idea but it's really akwardly executed. they are good shoes but not mirrorball stompin ones & he looks no unpretty.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

*so unpretty.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I no like the font.

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone know where to find "My Love" w/o stupid "Atlantic Records" tags?

The future of Rodney got a -- (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

what does that mean?

i'll bet that's a dior suit he's wearing.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

only heard this once, and not to say that they're sound-a-likes, but isn't him doing this kind of reminiscent of when britney did slave for you? i'm certain it will get stuck in my head regardless, but could help thinking that it had a certain staleness for something trying obviously to sound brand new. it is possible that my mind just led itself there after my initial thought was "weird, this song sounds as if it ought to be sung by a girl". but then i have to stand back and kinda say wow to how agressively sexual girlpop has gotten for me to make that connection.

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, you have the Rolling Stone shoot, I'll have the Arena Homme+ one:
ihttp://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos29/justin-timberlake-9.jpg

davidsim (davidsim), Thursday, 10 August 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh i love that arena homme one as well - also the one of him by the swimming pool which appeared in the same issue - but the buzzcut is quite severe, i prefer the hair in the rolling stone one.

there was an amazing photoshopped version of the arena photo doing the rounds back then.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Lex click on the link!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Tim - THAT is not the photoshopped one.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ah yes I remember now - it was a tad more explicit wasn't it.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

a bit more spunky.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

I wanted to like this i really did. ...i'm glad Timberlake got a bit more saavy and what not but really, this first single is a steaming pile of horseshit. It's like James Murphy got kidnapped by Popo Zao.

astronautagogo (astronautagogo), Saturday, 12 August 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
I noticed the that the "Yeah!" that appears throughout "Sexyback" sounds remarkably similar to how my father answers the phone when he's short on time.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 3 September 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's also v. v. similar to the jay-z "yup!!" that appears throughout the black album

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 3 September 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Love Stoned" is ridiculous.

Stealth Rodney (R. J. Greene), Sunday, 3 September 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe how great My Love is, but I agree with those who say that Justin is really unlikeable. I wanna punch his face whenever I see him on tv.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna kiss it.

jed_ (jed), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

how is justin unlikeable? there's that cockiness of course, which quite frankly makes my knees weak with lust, but even then it's pretty tongue-in-cheek. mm, tongue-in-cheek.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

The interlude at the end of "Summer Love" sounds very much like Blackstreet.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

After first listen, I'll give this a thumbs up. I still don't think much of "SexyBack," nor is anything jumping out at me the way the singles from the last album did. But it will definitely get another listen.

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Watching the back to back performances of "My Love" and "SexyBack" at the VMAs made me realise how the first song is so much more awesome than the latter which has gotten old really quickly. It only just topped the charts but it is so beginning of the summer.

danzig (danzig), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

My Top 40 station has stopped playing "SexyBack" in favor of "My Love." I expect this week's Billboard charts will reflect this decline in interest.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

ooh good second single choice, can't wait for video which i expect will feature many shots of justin looking all mopey and puppy-eyed and hopefully naked

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

he's unlikeable in the way most people who are simply born into money and have never ever had limits put on their dreams or chances of success are... that may well be bogus (I don't know his backstory) but that's the aura coming off him in spades. Which I hate to state for myself because it puts me in the position of agreeing with Kasabian's recent dribbling on this topic.

you just get the feeling if he really had any imagination he could (and should, he's simply not a born artist) be doing better than this. And I can't help wishing he would.

bad hair day house (fandango), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine why or how he could do better than this, despite his limitations.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

I meant better as in getting a serious education and making some other kind of contribution to the world! i.e. not music!

bad hair day house (fandango), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with making music?

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

was justin born into money? i can't really say i've ever got any sort of social-status vibe off him either way and i really can't tell!

although given that you could well be describing PARIS and she is fantastic, the argument is not really valid!

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

bad hair day's complaints made more sense when the bastard was in N'Sync: from the red perm to the smug self-regard on the magazine covers and awful falsetto he was pretty insufferable. But his recent music suggests that he's listening to lots of other music, which is all we can expect from a sheltered child star.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

disagree with fandango. he is likeable enough, and using his imagination relatively well here (talks about influence of Bowie and Byrne on the album - what exactly do you want from an ex boy bander?)

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

(talks about influence of Bowie and Byrne on the album

god that's certainly not what I want from an ex-boybander! yuck yuck yuck.

(nb who is byrne?)

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I don't get a 'privileged' vibe really, at least not any moreso than most pop stars and if yr gonna go off on that really time to cut huge portions of your record collection off.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Patsy Byrne, Lex. A fine actress who appeared in obscure 70s drama Blackadder, alongside John Wayne in the lead role. Timberlake bases his falsetto on her voice.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

David Byrne is best known for working with hip-hop producers, he played the pianos on "Still DRE" and "Cry Me a River"

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Steve's was better.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

who actually played the piano on Still DRE?

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha Alfred otm :D

he has got more tolerable over time for sure

what I want from (most) ex-boy banders is probably for them to all fuck off and do something else with their money other making more money with it!

not much interested in his namedropping either really.

"My Love" is definitely okay though. The happy hardcore giggle is kind of odd though, in a "hey let's put something odd here 'cos it needs to be odd to be Timbaland" way...

bad hair day house (fandango), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

From what I know of the JT lifestory whatnot, he wasn't born into money, no - but I can see what fandango is getting at, that he kind of gives off the sleek oil of someone who's done well and been adored all his life, who's been safe in the knowledge that he's talented and blessed and he knows what he's going to do and he does it and it works, he works hard and he gets results and it's all too suspiciously smooth for him (and just isn't capable of fathoming beyond that because he hasn't the experience). Which you see in the casually rich scion type - the expectation that good things will come to you, and even worse the fact that they do - and which you don't normally see in ex-child stars because usually they get fucked up by something or other. That's not to say that he's like that, but it's something that's easy to read into him.

stop moving. (cis), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

xxp Scott Storch

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

From what I know of the JT lifestory whatnot, he wasn't born into money, no - but I can see what fandango is getting at, that he kind of gives off the sleek oil of someone who's done well and been adored all his life, who's been safe in the knowledge that he's talented and blessed and he knows what he's going to do and he does it and it works, he works hard and he gets results and it's all too suspiciously smooth for him (and just isn't capable of fathoming beyond that because he hasn't the experience). Which you see in the casually rich scion type - the expectation that good things will come to you, and even worse the fact that they do - and which you don't normally see in ex-child stars because usually they get fucked up by something or other. That's not to say that he's like that, but it's something that's easy to read into him.

If anything, I see his whole stature as a lot less secure than that, its only too easy to become tomorrow's christina milian and get dropped. If anything that Janet Jackson incident proved how slippery his position was as 'white boy soulman #1'

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

the presence of 'luck', maybe - it's not even that things come to him without trying for it. Instead it seems as if he tries for things, works for things, and then he gets them - while we mere mortals more often try, and miss. That's pretty easy to resent, I think? Especially if you think it's undeserved.

xpost yeah, deej, that's a point.

stop moving. (cis), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Lex how can you possibly hate David Bowie?

you know he did electronic stuff in the 70's yeah?

xpost- thanks cis, that's much more what I'm getting at. The "money" thing is a bit of a red herring. It's basically the same unlikeability present in George Bush, however it came to be.

Saying that though, he IS working on it, he irritates me less & less these days.

bad hair day house (fandango), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I mean part of his thing to me seems like this real enthusiasm and eagerness to be 'accepted' as legitimate outside of the boyband thing, I think he was well aware of his pigeonholed status as the Dude With Curly Hair.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

He seems to have a good sense of humor too, and aware of the absurdity of his postion.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

The point is, a few of us would fuck him even if he was Paris Hilton.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Lex how can you possibly hate David Bowie?

how can you possibly ask this question?

how 'imaginative' (in sound or message) can this sort of pop be before it becomes something else antirely anyway?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think he's done really well in kind of... fuzzing over the sheer boyband-ness of his past. It's so easy to forget - you think, yeah, justin timberlake, he's cool now but he used to be in a boyband, but you don't stop and think "Justin Timberlake, he was the little runt in 'nsync with awful curly hair who looked like a sheep and rolled around in a horrific billowy orange shirt in the 'drive myself crazy' video or whichever one it was, and it was about the most hideous thing you have ever seen."

stop moving. (cis), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I can see his puppy dog eagerness working either for or against him but it nonetheless contradicts that sort of self-satisfied privilege that Paris H. seems to exude.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

I think he's done really well in kind of... fuzzing over the sheer boyband-ness of his past

There's also a younger generation for whom Backstreet Boys and N'Sync were faint memories. Like those teens who came of age in the mid '90s remembering NKOTB.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

JT was born into money in the sense that he's been in the biz since he was a kid and that with N'Sync he made enough to, I dunno, by a ticket to space, if he wanted to.

Not that any of that matters. Anyway, I give the guy a lot of credit for waiting four years between records instead of crapping out a "Justified" sequell ASAP. He also stayed off the road. Leave them wanting more, and all that.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Lex's willful naivete is beginning to seriously grate. I've been known to do it, too -- esp. since there's lots of classic-rock tunes I don't know -- but jeez, at least I have a passing familiarity with David fucking Byrne.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's not naivete it's disingenuousness but yeah, i agree, change the record.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

timberlake did that big 'fuck you britney' tour with aguilera right? the new album's really fucking great and really fucking smart - i was worried he was gonna maybe overextend himself when i heard 'sexyback' and the prospect of him working with timbaland again didn't really enthuse (although the record's stronger than tim's been in A LONG time - the time off (focusing on weightlifting apparently???) maybe did him good)(he's still A LONG way from peak form though but 9/11, etc.), but when those fucking coldplay chords came in i laffed my ass off - 'this shit's gonna be huge'. an ear for adult contemporary and hip-pop? motherfucker knows what's pop in 06 that's for sure. his idiosyncracies and fingerprints are so all over this (and justified) that i'm always kinda amazed anyone still tries to throw out that 'puppet for gifted producers' schtick (he's more gifted than his producers now anyway). not sure anything here matches up to the first three singles off justified but i'm not sure anything off thriller matches up to 'don't stop til you get enough' (ie. maybe/probably 'my love' as much as maybe/probably 'wanna be startin something'). i used to resent how much of a dick he was and that usher - who still has a MUCH MUCH better voice, alot closer to being able to carry mj's jock than timberlake - wasn't making these records but usher turned out to not only be able to outsing and outhit timberlake he can outdouche him too so i'm over that. given the opportunity men are pigs and the one's not given the opportunity are even worse. as for lex and (sadly) kogan or others usually blathering on about bad/boring rock crap like paris hilton or other rock crap noone actually listens to i would advise that there's not even enough going on there to get frustrated about nevermind engage or 'bait'.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, David Byrne is actually a pop-culture blogger who became briefly (in)famous when he accidentally left unprotected a folder on his webspace containing, among other things, a video of his young daughter and him dancing around while duetting on "Cry Me A River"; it was a pretty big internet meme a few years back, though I must say that Justin bringing it up now smacks a bit of "ha-ha-ha-I'm-using-the-internet" cred-grab.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I think JT is a lot smarter than people give him credit for - being in the business for as long as he has, I think he knows exactly what he's doing both musically and image-wise.

The Janet Jackson incident is one thing - but you have to admire the way he handled the aftermath of that, and how incredibly sincere and likeable he appeared while apologizing at the Grammys. I also remember an interview where he talked about making the "Cry Me A River" video and how he knew exactly what people's reaction to it would be, it was all very calculated and very cynical. The guy is very, very talented at managing his public persona.

As for his music, he doesn't seem to strike me as someone who simply works with hot producers. I think he's very careful in choosing his collaborators - people who can maximise his ideas and it's something he's been doing since NSync's last album. It seems a little weird that back then, there was a lot of talk about Britney being Madonna's heir, because I think Justin has a lot more in common with Madge than Michael Jackson.

Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

jblount totally otm.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

I had NO idea that happened. I'd trade my copy of FutureSex... to see this.

(xpost)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously doubt JT came from money... he was born the son of a Southern Baptist minister and raised in a middle-class, white-flight suburb of Memphis

Will (will), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Stars Are Blind" > "My Love" (though "FutureSex/LoveSound" is about equal)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

also i like 'damn girl' (today at least) but damn (haw haw) does it disrupt the flow for me. also on the timbaland/creatine angle this album's totally awesome to workout to - them eight minute songs that don't feel eight minutes totally made for cycle distraction, you get that and maybe a printout of a gladwell pdf and you can do an hour easy without even noticing. plus girls will hear a snatch of what you're listening to and flash a smile and you can flash yr own timbersmirk back: noice.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I had NO idea that happened. I'd trade my copy of FutureSex... to see this.
(xpost)

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), September 5th, 2006.

Alfred, if you're referring to my post, I regret to inform you that I was just one of many pulling Lex's leg.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

(though I guess mine was apparently a bit too plausible...)

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Why is "My Love" getting all the love? It doesn't do much for me. At least half the album is better! "Love Stoned" & "What Goes Around Comes Around" are the best songs for my money.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Alfred, if you're referring to my post, I regret to inform you that I was just one of many pulling Lex's leg.

Apparently you've never heard Byrne's cover of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

The one time I talked with JT it was clear he knew what he was doing when he chose Neptunes and Timbaland for his first album, and that he chose them because their approaches to making music were complete opposites. He said with the Neptunes it was more collaborative: jam, talk, see what comes out. With Timbaland, he said the guy just sat at his keyboard with headphones on, then played a nearly finished song for him to sing over.

I wonder if it was scheduling or preference that made him go almost all Timbaland this time? Maybe Rick Rubin was a one-off attempt to capture the live-in-the-studio Neptunes vibe?

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently you've never heard Byrne's cover of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody."

Ugh, I have.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

No one's mentioned the song "Pose"...probably my favorite song after SexyBack. Very retro/funky/Nintendo-y hook that I'm probably not describing well. Bonus: it reminds me of "Digital Get Down" from No Strings Attached. Yay for 8th grade!

"My Love" is okay, nothing special.

musically (musically), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I like "Pose" because it sounds like Prince's "Lady Cabdriver."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

There's no song called "Pose" on the album. Is this an outtake?

xpost

The reason there are no Neptunes productions is because they refused to work with JT unless Jive (which both JT & the Clipse are on) released the Clipse album they'd shelved, which has yet to materialize.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's on my copy; it's the last song.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Tim Finney OTM about the first track. By far, my favorite on this album.

Turangalila (Salvador), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I'm all for "FutureSex/LoveSound" and "Love Stoned". "My Love" is ok but not the best track on there.

Roz (Roz), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

The "I Think She Knows" interlude is the most dizzying transition I've heard all year.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Pose" is second-to-last. "(Another Song) All Over Again" is last.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

mine's the only one with the dfa remix of 'my love' as a bonuscut then?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Damn you people and your free promos.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha, blount. (you better be kidding!)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

ysi for anyone that's interested

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

The "I Think She Knows" interlude is the most dizzying transition I've heard all year.

yes - the slowing down of the 'lovestoned' melody, the sadness creeping into it, the meaning of the phrase "lovestoned" itself gradually changing until justin comes out the other side jaded and hurt.

Lex's willful naivete is beginning to seriously grate. I've been known to do it, too -- esp. since there's lots of classic-rock tunes I don't know -- but jeez, at least I have a passing familiarity with David fucking Byrne.

it's not wilful naivete, i have no idea who david fucking byrne is (and certainly don't know who to believe on this thread) and i resent the assumption that i should.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

I RESENT MUSIC

My friend just said something about "mental machine music"; who the fuck does he think he is? (8 new answers)
Don't fucking tell me what music you think I would like, Amazon.com (1 new answer, 160 total)
I wish everybody would stop talking about that crotchety old rapper Kneel Yung (93 new answers, 524 total)

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

never doubt me Lex

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh my, i wish i hadn't ignored this thread.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

i would rather talk about how great the justin album is than be made to feel bad for not having heard of whichever fucking obscure old musician it is this time to be honest.

let's talk about the amazing crack song! it works in the same way as the best powerballads, all obvious "CRY HERE" signifiers piled and piled and piled on top of each other, and the children's choir is a kind of amazing final straw. also, um, the first time i wasn't paying attention to the words, and the sound is a little bit post-coital! and it comes at that stage of the album, too.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

i would rather talk about how great the justin album is than be made to feel bad for not having heard of whichever fucking obscure old musician it is this time to be honest.

cool but then probably best not to say 'who is that?' or declare you don't know them, just let it go - if you do want to avoid this sort of thing on ILM. also it's extremely easy to find out who they are if you want to anyway.

i listened to this album in full last night but cannot think of anything to say about it just yet.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm too busy listening to 'fear of music' to listen to justin.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

well one would think that a music messageboard would be a good place to look for answers if you don't know who a musician only referred to by their surname is!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

but not all questions are worth asking/answering ;)

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

well one would think that a music messageboard would be a good place to look for answers if you don't know who a musician only referred to by their surname is!

lex tends to go for first-name-only artistes. this could be key.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Justin vs Byrne.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, what's so irritating is that when you don't know about someone it's their fault for being old and never having worked with Scott Storch. It reminds me of early Liam Gallagher interviews in which anyone outside his small frame of reference was contemptuously dismissed. And since when are Talking Heads are obscure? Or the hit Byrne had with X-Press 2 four years ago? If you going to wage war on what you see as the stuffy rockcrit-approved canon, at least know your enemy.

Dorian Lynskey (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair Lex, Justin brought it up, not us. and you'll notice he did use the full name. and the first post on the thread mentions that David Byrne was in the Talking Heads. no one was really going to great lengths here to obscure the truth.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

The recipients of these re-imaginings seem duly impressed- David Byrne was apparently so taken with the Freeform Five take on he and X-Press 2's Ibiza-bomb "Lazy" that the version performed in his live set is adapted from it

this surely will help lex see that byrne is not a smelly old codger (?)

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

but he does know who byrne is! it's all so fake.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

what i take umbrage with is the mock shock which everyone else comes with whenever i haven't heard of someone whose career took place before i was sentient. i have heard of talking heads but never heard a song by them. i don't even know what kind of music they make. i don't really see how i'm supposed to automatically be aware of any of this. i didn't know that their singer was the same person on that fucking terrible x-press 2 song - if it is he has an awful voice, and botherd about investigating further.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you jed.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

uh, okay, your loss.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

do you not even remember him from your days as as indie kid, lex?

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

Lex it is just the continued struggle for all grappling with your radical 'you don't have to have heard or indeed like 'Trout Mask Replica' to work here and NO IT DOESN'T HELP IN ANY WAY AT ALL' schtick. Patience my urchin.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

that timberlake specifically references david byrne's influence (hi mark s!) on a record lex likes, but that lex can't be fucked even to find out what byrne sounds like, is kind of a problem when weighing up lex's judgements 'pon popular recording artists, no?

'buy this, it's the best thing ever; but bear in mind i have never heard any other records.'

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

But why flaunt your ignorance of something, Lex? If you'd Googled "Justin Timberlake" + Byrne you'd have found the answer in seconds. I thought that was what the internet was useful for - finding out stuff. You don't have to like the man to know who he is.

Dorian Lynskey (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

cool but then probably best not to say 'who is that?' or declare you don't know them, just let it go - if you do want to avoid this sort of thing on ILM. also it's extremely easy to find out who they are if you want to anyway.

So he should pretend to know who DB after googling his name? I mean, seriously, is there soe pre-requisite knowledge we should have before we engage in a discussion here on ILX? I was unaware of those rules. I don't think it's grating at all that Lex doesn't know who DB is. Why should he? Because JT does? (Nor should JT know who DB is for that matter.) I love Lex' opinion on pop music, in a way he's completely Pop.

There's nothing wrong with knowing or not being aware of any artist.

I hate it when people saying he's being contrary for the sake of it. Maybe he just doesn't care one iota (or note or whatever).

Anyway, I need to get the record. Now.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

this IS the internet, and it is where i DO usually find out stuff, when people are not being completely unreasonable.

and i don't scurry to the shop to buy stuff by everyone that people i like reference because a) popstars have dodgy taste and b) i have finite time and money.

xp - thanks nathalie! with a lot of these people i've never heard of i only care a little bit, and usually not enough to grapple with a massive back catalogue to sift out any stuff i might actually love. i mean, finances apart, i have no idea where people find the time to listen to and take in all this music!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, finances apart, i have no idea where people find the time to listen to and take in all this music!

i totally agree, and it's part of why i quit writing about music. but i'm going out on a rockist limb to say FUCKING HELL IT'S TALKING HEADS FFS!

not only that but they used to be on the radio pretty often, and on tv, and in films...

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hello.

http://www.perezhilton.com/000fz6zb-1.jpg

Not quite as good as that other RS cover, though.

Roz (Roz), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

but he's holding a guitar, which is good.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

i don't listen to the radio or watch tv or films and you KNOW this. and i certainly didn't before i was born.

i mean, no one called matt dc out when he said he hadn't heard of paris hilton until four months ago, and she's much more famous.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm quite IMPRESSED by matt if that's true.

get 1x talking heads album. i dunno which, i like 'fear of music' best. JDI.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

or don't. but you can't claim this shit is obscure or hard to find when you know all about european dance tracks that have never been near a chart!

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok talking heads go to the bottom of my million-strong "albums/artists to investigate" list on the basis of a) nrq recommending them, b) justin referencing him and um c) the fact that i don't like his voice

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm sure it was famous once upon a time but you can't expect a three-year-old to pick up on these things can you?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, seriously, is there soe pre-requisite knowledge we should have before we engage in a discussion here on ILX?

Well, yes frankly. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to know who David Byrne is on a board like ILM. Of course you don't have to LIKE him. I generally think the more someone knows the better they are in whatever field they're operating in (but esp. as a critic).

If it were me I would probably just google them without asking on ILM as I wouldn't want to have the piss taken out of me. I don't think there's anything wrong with this. ILM is not Wikipedia after all.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, can you explain? No radio, no TV, no films, no old music… It sounds like a renegade branch of the Amish whose only concessions to the modern world are ILX access and Scott Storch productions. There's a whole world of stuff out there - does none of it spark your curiosity?

Dorian Lynskey (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, no one called matt dc out when he said he hadn't heard of paris hilton until four months ago, and she's much more famous.

I did e-mail him privately to call him an out-of-touch nincompoop but fair point.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

They were still getting play on the radio when I was a young'un -- "Burning Down the House", "Once In A Lifetime", and "And She Was" at least -- and I'm like 99% sure I'm younger than Lex (but only because I'm younger than every non-Louis Jagger ILX member).

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

(haha to be fair to lex i recently admitted to not having heard neil young BUT i have heard buffalo springfield AND i'm not a music journalist.)

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

you don't have to have even heard their work, but at least be familiar with the name (when they're as FAMOUS as Byrne actually is). i mean good luck getting taken seriously otherwise rly.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

the correct qualifier would be "BUT then I downloaded some because I am always interested in hearing new music, regardless of whether it's actually 'new' or is just old music I've never heard"

(xpost)

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

some people can't download that easily tho. peasants.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't download music at all, but I just assumed that everyone else in the world did! It's still pretty easy to find it, though. For a lot of music, old and new, I actually get my first real exposure (after 30-second iTunes snippets, of course) from Youtube.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

Nathalie, I don't think anyone really takes issue with Lex's lack of musical knowledge in general, just when, as Rapper pointed out,he says things like "buy this, it's the best thing ever; but bear in mind i have never heard any other records."

If Lex would just use less hyperbole and gushing over pop stars who's talent is highly questionable (now in this case I'm referring much more to the Paris Hilton thread than this one. While I'm no fan of Justin either, at least he became popular based on his musical abilities), I really think he would receive less abuse here at ILM.

shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to know who David Byrne is on a board like ILM.

should i expect people to know who teairra marí, dinky, matias aguayo, lisa germano and sparkle are then?

There's a whole world of stuff out there - does none of it spark your curiosity?

i spend the vast majority of my spare time doing culture-related stuff, learning about new things and so on! i fundamentally don't like tv or radio though, and have concentration/commitment issues with films

They were still getting play on the radio when I was a young'un -- "Burning Down the House", "Once In A Lifetime", and "And She Was"

never heard of any of these (unless the first is the same as that TERRIBLE tom jones song

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

should i expect people to know who teairra marí, dinky, matias aguayo, lisa germano and sparkle are then?

no because none of them are as famous as Byrne - you should just accept that.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

(haha to be fair to lex i recently admitted to not having heard neil young BUT i have heard buffalo springfield AND i'm not a music journalist.)

even i have heard one neil young album (harvest; i think it's ghastly and have investigated no further)

i have no internet connection at home

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

unless the first is the same as that TERRIBLE tom jones song

and the somewhat better Tiga song!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

no because none of them are as famous as Byrne - you should just accept that.

how, then, to explain my having heard of them but not him?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, seriously, is there soe pre-requisite knowledge we should have before we engage in a discussion here on ILX?
Well, yes frankly. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to know who David Byrne is on a board like ILM.

I think the appeal is that we don't have the same knowledge. This is how we learn about different opinion, different artists,...

Can someone give me the manual with what I need to know. I mean, FFS. Should I also know who Fela Kuti is? Or not? Should know I know the backcatalogue of the Dead Boys? Or maybe Basic Channel? What about Early Polyphonic Music? Hmm, I think we should appoint someone who will test every newbie to check if s/he knows enough to vent about Paris Hilton. Otherwise how can we trust his/her opinion!

Anyway, I think Talking Heads is poopoo anyway. ;-) Don't bother with'em, Lex, instead rave on about Paris et al. :-)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

how, then, to explain my having heard of them but not him?

...

Come on Lex, now you're just being deliberately obtuse.

shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think the appeal is that we don't have the same knowledge.

but there's no appeal to having the thread derailed because somebody asks 'who is X (person who had several hit singles, albums, sell out tours or that awesome Powerpoint lecture)' and someone explaining - that's just basic stuff you can pick up elsewhere easily.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's practically trolling!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

Trolling your own thread! Ghastly! ;-) I think the problem with most is that they jump on it because JT said he was INFLUENCED by DB which is pointless in a way.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, not trolling his own thread. Never mind. :-)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

in a sense, every thread about JT belongs to The Lex.

stop moving. (cis), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

and is a pie.

i think it's because ILM is (or has always seemed to me at least) v critic-orientated board so of course comments like 'who is byrne' will be met with mockery.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

too bad it turns out there is NO BYRNE INFLUENCE AT ALL on this album after all this fuss (or too good, if you prefer).

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to start mocking all who have not heard of teairra marí, i think

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

I guess what I'm most shocked by is that Lex knows who David Bowie is! I was definitely aware of the Talking Heads long before I was aware of Bowie, who doesn't seem to get any lovin' from the radio these days (although admittedly, this situation might be a bit different in the UK).

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, I think Talking Heads is poopoo anyway. ;-) Don't bother with'em, Lex, instead rave on about Paris et al. :-)

Dictionary.com offers the following definitions for the word "rave":

1. to talk wildly, as in delirium.
2. to talk or write with extravagant enthusiasm: She raved about her trip to Europe.
3. (of wind, water, storms, etc.) to make a wild or furious sound; rage.
4. to utter as if in madness.
5. an act of raving.
6. an extravagantly enthusiastic appraisal or review of something.
7. Chiefly British Slang. a boisterous party, esp. a dance.
–adjective
8. extravagantly flattering or enthusiastic: rave reviews of a new play.

Now Nathalie, while I'm certain you were using definitions 6 and 8 in your request to Lex, it seems that the majority here at ILM (the popular vote?) would choose definitions 1 and 4 when considering Lex's enthusiasm for pop stars and apparent lack of interest in musicians regarded as canonical by the vast majority of the population, let alone ILMers.

Jeez, that sentence is still running away from me!

;-)

shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to start mocking all who have not heard of teairra marí, i think

yeah with her top ten hits, sell out shows and thirty years in the biz, what fewl wouldn't know her name?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

Jeez, that sentence is still running away from me!

not far enough

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

:)

Despite the fact that we seem to be in complete agreement on this thread, fuck you very much Konal!

;)

shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

sho nuff

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

You don't HAVE to know who anyone is, pop music isn't an academic course, even on ILM. Of course, surely everyone knows by now that Lex doesn't actually want to know who David Byrne is any more than the Pinefox wanted to know what Ms Jackson was back in 2001.

The point everyone is missing is that at my first ever FAP, [LONG TIME ILXER WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS] told me a story about David Byrne secretly being a coprophiliac. Which is clearly what Justin is getting at, the filthy deviant = the back is sexy because it is COVERED IN FAECES.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

Also, it was NICOLE RICHIE I hadn't heard of until four months ago, not Paris Hilton. I've known who Paris is for at least two years.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

I heard that Byrne anecdote but with him replaced by Lisa S...no wait that's too obvious let's call her L Stansfield.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

surely everyone knows by now that Lex doesn't actually want to know who David Byrne is

if that were true he wouldn't have asked 'who is Byrne' he would've said 'i don't know who Byrne is :D' altho that's probably what he meant.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

yep, it sure was the ilxor's privacy that needed covering there.

xposts

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

No, the Stansfield story involved them being frozen and used as [UNSAFE FOR WORK AND LIFE].

Which, a lot of people will notice is a common theme on the Paris Hilton album.

(xpost - no it means, 'I don't know who David Byrne is and I am SHOWING OFF ABOUT THIS FACT because it's for people I disapprove of')

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

No, the Stansfield story involved them being frozen and used as [UNSAFE FOR WORK AND LIFE].

i thought that was justin out of the darkness.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Whose influence is also all over the Justin album if that falsetto is anything to go by.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

bite your tongue matt dc that is a VERY BAD COMPARISON. justin darkness's falsetto makes me want to commit violent acts on him. justin t's falsetto...mmmmmmm.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so glad I started this. For the record, it wouldn't bother me half as much if Lex didn't write about music. (I know he writes for Plan B and Stylus, at least.) And as someone (Stevem, I think) said, it's not like he has to be a huge Talking Heads fan or anything -- he doesn't even need to have heard an album -- but I think it'd be v. helpful to have some kind of frame of reference if you're going to write about pop music and culture. I mean, God knows there are plenty of old rock dinosaurs I don't care for: I don't think I've heard a Zeppelin album all the way through, but I recognize some of the bigger hits and know their general deal and don't get baffled if someone makes an off-handed reference to "Page and Plant."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Page and Plant?

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

French and Saunders?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you need to know about David Byrne if your sole reason for writing about music is to big-up Paris Hilton.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

the age defence always amuses me... I'm a bit older than Lex but I'm pretty sure I knew vaguely who Talking Heads were and what they represented by like... age 16 at least! Surely they've been namedropped in Plan B once or twice thus far?

just say no to individuality (fandango), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm younger than Lex (by about a year) and got the Byrne reference, but then I spent a lot of time caring about that sort of thing, amassing that sort of information, trying desperately hard to get into "canonical" stuff which left me cold... so.

I'd like to know what "the fact that Timberlake mentioned "David Byrne" specifically and not "Talking Heads"" means, did I not notice its being explained upthread?

stop moving. (cis), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

More boring than Lex's faux ignorance?
An argument about Lex's faux ignorance.
Nice job john :-p

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Cis, but do you *regret* learning about that stuff, even if you ultimately don't like it? (Happy birthday, btw.)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

x-post That was me writing, originally. I meant basically what the past several posts have been going on about: that Timberlake knows who David Byrne is by name, and not just "that guy in Talking Heads." Which reveals at least more than a minimal/casual interest in their music. I'm sure Beyonce has heard/heard of the Sex Pistols, but imagine if she said she was aiming for a "John Lydon" vocal style?

Yeah, keep imagining.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha best mental image in weeks!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm almost there!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

I doubt B. has heard of the SP

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

she was aiming for a "Billy Corgan" vocal style.

just say no to individuality (fandango), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

there is no rock canon, for lex, if he hasn't heard of talking heads. how can he whinge about the guitar orthodoxy if he isn't conscious of same?

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Remain in Light has beats!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

It's only Talking Heads FFS - they're not THAT big a fish in the canonical pond. This is getting very boring.

If Beyonce were ever to namecheck the Pistols we'd never hear the end of it (see also every article on Dizzee Rascal for two years mentioning that his favourite album was In Utero, even if it wasn't).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

That was just an example. Who knows if Beyonce even knows her last name?

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so glad everyone else hates lex too now.

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

ilm has killed my interest in popular music stone dead.

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

I thought his favorite album was "UGK's Greatest Hits"

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://hesawhore.com/justin_timberlake_vibe.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

ilm has killed my interest in popular music stone dead.

thanks for letting us know. if you don't like ILM anymore maybe you shouldn't read/post/be a mod here?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha fuck you steve

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'll be posting here long after yr dead. i've accepted it.

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

now dont make me just delete the thread completely.

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'd just like to understand why.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

as matt says this is all getting very boring but...

For the record, it wouldn't bother me half as much if Lex didn't write about music

do you seriously think that whether i have heard/not heard of one of the fucking MILLIONS of old before-my-time bands who may possibly have influenced the music i write about in my time makes my writing better/worse? it's not as if i have a blanket ignorance of music made before 1991 but ffs if you expect me or any other writer to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of every obscure marginal musician, however canon-beloved, then, well, i certainly don't want to read your writing.

More boring than Lex's faux ignorance?
An argument about Lex's faux ignorance.

i also really fucking object to the assumption that i'm pretending not to know whoever the fuck this person is. it's knee-jerk snarkiness along the lines of "of COURSE paris hilton can't POSSIBLY have made a good name" which reveals the whole lot of you to have CLOSED MINDS.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

xposts

because there are still plenty of americans here who dont make me want my goverment to bomb europe off the face of the earth. like blount's real talk above.

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

OK, CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN K THX.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so glad everyone else hates lex too now.

bunch of bitter cunts on internet hate me
nice real life people love me

this is a situation i can live with, frankly

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Lex I don't hate you. But dude googling "David Byrne" takes like 1 second.

Actually, it takes (0.29 seconds)

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Paris Hilton's made a good name?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

album, whatever

she has a good name too obv

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmm, bitter cunt...

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

also cf. dan perry

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

do you seriously think that whether i have heard/not heard of one of the fucking MILLIONS of old before-my-time bands who may possibly have influenced the music i write about in my time makes my writing better/worse?

It might do, it might not.


Jess do you know how dumb you sound when you make this a USA vs Europe thing? It's a pity.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Steve, go back and read Jess's post again.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

My boobies are bigger than yours. (Obv SO not safe for work.)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

My point is, Jess schtick is just as fucking irritating as Lex schtick can be. Sorry if not everyone agrees. I'm sorry for the massive derailment also.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

ffs if you expect me or any other writer to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of every obscure marginal musician, however canon-beloved, then, well, i certainly don't want to read your writing.

Lex, I really don't expect this. For one, this whole argument is all very ironic to me because a lot of my friends get exasperated with me when I admit ignorance about something in a "Why would I have heard of that?" way. Which happens a fair amount!

So I agree with you that good writing about music need not come from someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of canonical acts. In fact, privately, I've always fretted about the fact that I don't know enough, that I don't own enough records, that I'm not an "expert" in the way some of my peers are -- but I've trusted that my writing skills, combined with my curiosity and insight, will ultimately win out. And this is why I've really enjoyed writing the "On First Listen" column for Stylus every now and then: you're starting from a point of ignorance and attempting to understand an unfamiliar artist as best you can.

All that said, I wouldn't even dream of writing about music at all if I didn't have at least a cursory knowledge of some of the biggest figures in popular music of the last few decades. Maybe that's just my own insecurities, though, I dunno.

PS: What do you think of Trick Daddy's "Sugar (On My Tongue)"?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

PLZ GOD CAN PPL PLZ NOT TO ENGAGE STYLUS CRYPTOROCKISTS AND TIRESOME CRYPTOTORIES . PLZ TO ENGAGE CRYPTOGEORGE MICHAEL THX. THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER THREADS FOR STEVEM AND LEX TO BLATHER ABOUT BORING ROCK RECORDS NOONE LISTENS TO (IN BRITAIN - AND NOWHERE ELSE - THEY CALL IT POP MUSIC).

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

STYLUS CRYPTOROCKISTS

I hope that's not a reference to me.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's incurious auteurist shittaste/worsewriter lex! if that's not a rockist i don't know wtf is. shockah of the century he writes for stylus apparently, like t.o. going to the cowboys, match made in fucking hell.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

i don't write for stylus, and ahahaha at pot/kettle "shittaste/worsewriter" insult from fucking blount

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

so 'my love' is pretty definitely the next single then right? is it getting radio play yet? hmmm - putting out 'sexyback' well before the album was smart - establishes i'm back + new wtf sound: peaking right as the album hits streets. i might've rushed 'my love' out (officially ie. radio) by now, had a tempered version of the 50 cent 'why not have five singles on the radio at once' strategy (mariah sorta did this too right?), then unleash 'what goes around comes around' for xmas sales. what's the fourth single?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I've heard "My Love" on the radio here.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah let's talk sales strategy, much more interesting.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Third single clearly needs to be the Coldplay one. All seven minutes of it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

belatedly: jaymc, it's not something i regret or otherwise, I think? I think I'm still reacting against it, a bit, in that I now really can't stand to be told something's Great Art or whatever - the implication that I have to love something, recognise its manifest genius, etc, and if I don't I'm an inferior person with substandard critical skills whose opinion isn't worth anything. It's a pretty good way to predispose me against listening to a given record, watching a given film, etc. But the stuff that I got from it is like any other mostly-useless knowledge I have - nice to know I suppose, as stories or whatever, but I don't think there's much usefulness in there. (sometimes, though, i find myself wishing i'd listened to pavement or fugazi or whoever back when i valued an official stamp of worth on my music, because i'm never going to get into them now). And thanks, btw. :)

why is 'chop me up' not getting more love? I loved "Right for me", on the first album, J-Timberlake and Bubba Sparxxx, "we must be the fly-est-of-south-er-ner-men", and this has Timberlake amping up the accent for all it's worth, the southern gentleman schtick, which really makes me smile. It seems kind of camped-up, lite, poppified, pastiche-y, the loop of funeral piano and string snip so obvious, the "look at us referencing screwed and chopped!" of the chorus, the lines they come out with ("we can watch sex in the city, or desperate housewives" omg timba i love you so much) - it just feels really fun, in this comfortable laid-back welcoming way.

stop moving. (cis), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Dorian Lynskey and Blount united on ILX? The fuck?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

This seems to contradict most ppl's responses so far but here's the STE/AMG take:


"Give Justin Timberlake credit for this: he has ambition. He may not have good instincts and may bungle his execution, but he sure has ambition and has ever since he was the leading heartthrob in *NSYNC. He drove the teen pop quintet to the top of the charts, far exceeding their peers the Backstreet Boys, and when the group could achieve no more, he eased into a solo career that earned him great sales and a fair amount of praise, largely centered on how he reworked the dynamic sound of early Michael Jackson at a time when Jacko was so hapless he turned away songs that later became JT hits, as in the Neptunes-propelled "Rock Your Body." That song and "Cry Me a River" turned his 2002 solo debut, Justified, into a blockbuster, which in turn meant that he started to be taken seriously — not just by teens-turned-adult, but also some rock critics and Hollywood, who gave him no less than three starring roles in the wake of Justified. Those films all fell victim to endless delays — Alpha Dog aired at Sundance 2006 but didn't see release that year, nor did Black Snake Moan, which got pushed back until 2007, leaving Edison Force, a roundly panned Shattered Glass-styled thriller that sneaked out onto video, as the first Timberlake film to see the light of day — but even if silver screen stardom proved elusive, Justin didn't seem phased at all, and his fall 2006 album FutureSex/LoveSounds proves why: he'd been pouring all his energy into his second album to ensure that he doesn't have a sophomore slump.

If Michael Jackson was the touchstone for Justified, Prince provides the cornerstone of FutureSex/LoveSounds, at least to a certain extent — Timbaland, Timberlake's chief collaborator here (a move that invites endless endlessly funny "Timbaland/Timberlake" jokes), does indeed spend plenty of time on FutureSex refurbishing the electro-funk of Prince's early-'80s recordings, just like he did with Nelly Furtado's Loose, and Timberlake's obsession with sex does indeed recall Prince's carnivorous carnality of the early '80s. But execution is everything, particularly with Timberlake, and if the clumsy title of FutureSex/LoveSounds wasn't a big enough tip-off that something is amiss here — the clear allusion to Speakerboxxx/The Love Below would seem like an homage if there weren't the nagging suspicion that Timberlake didn't realize that the OutKast album bore that title because it was two records in one — a quick listen to the album's opening triptych proves that Justin doesn't quite bring the robotic retro-future funk he's designed to life. Hell, a quick look at the titles of those first three songs shows some cracks in the album's architecture, as they reveal how desperate and literal Timberlake's sex moves are. Each of the three opening songs has "sex" sandwiched somewhere within its title, as if mere repetition of the word will magically conjure a sex vibe, when in truth it has the opposite effect: it makes it seem that Justin is singing about it because he's not getting it. Surely, his innuendos are bluntly obvious, packing lots of swagger but no machismo or grace. They merely recycle familiar scenarios — making out on the beach, dancing under hot lights, acting like a pimp — in familiar fashions, marrying them to grinding, squealing synths that never sound sweaty or sexy; if they're anything, they're the sound of bad anonymous sex in a club, not an epic freaky night with a sex machine like, say, Prince. But Prince isn't the only idol Justin Timberlake wants to emulate here. Like any young man with a complex about his maturity, he wants to prove that he's an adult now by singing not just about sex but also serious stuff, too — meaning, of course, that drugs are bad and can ruin lives. Like the Arctic Monkeys deploring the scummy men who pick up cheap hookers in Sheffield, Justin has read about the pipe and the damage done — he may not have seen it, but he sure knows that it happens somewhere, and he's put together an absurd Stevie Wonder-esque slice of protest pop in "Losing My Way," where he writes in character of a man who had it all and threw it all away...or, to use Justin's words, "Hi, my name is Bob/And I work at my job," which only goes to show that Timberlake lacks a sense of grace no matter what he chooses to write about.

Graceless he may be, but Timberlake is nevertheless kind of fascinating on FutureSex/LoveSounds since his fuses a clear musical vision — misguided, yes, but clear all the same — with a hammyness that only a child entertainer turned omnipresent 21st century celebrity can be. Timberlake yearns to be taken seriously, to be a soulful loverman like Marvin Gaye coupled with the musical audaciousness of Prince, yet still sell more records than Michael Jackson — and he not only yearns for that recognition, he feels entitled to it, so he's cut and pasted pieces from all their careers, cobbling together his own blueprint, following it in a fashion where every wrong move is simultaneously obvious and surprising. There is no subtlety to his music, nor is there much style — he's charmless in his affectations, and there's nothing but affectations in his music. At least this accumulation of affectations does amount to a semblance of personality this time around — he's still a slick cipher as a singer, yet he is undeniably an auteur of some sort, one who has created an album that's stilted and robotic, but one who doggedly carries it through to its logical conclusion, so the club jams and slow jams both feel equally distant and calculated. And also kind of tuneless and hookless, if the truth be told — there may be flair within the production, particularly in how foreign yet familiar its retro-future vibe sounds at first, but the novelty fades away rapidly, even within the course of one song. That's because there's not much there — Timbaland may have set Timberlake up with a set of sounds, but Justin didn't deliver a set of songs, or even much to hang the productions on. He prances like a frisky young colt but doesn't carry through on his act. Which really shouldn't come as a surprise: when Justin was pranked on Punk'd, his first instinct was to call his mommy, and when he tore away Janet's top and unleashed her demon boob, the first thing he did was run away and apologize. He casually bragged how he took Britney's virginity while shaking his head at the mess she's gotten herself into with K-Fed, and he attacked American Idol winner Taylor Hicks as a hack, as if being a veteran of The New Mickey Mouse Club has considerably more street cred. Timberlake may have a tough act, but he crumbles like a sand castle the instant he's scrutinized, which is something this weirdly sexless sex record proves in spades."

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway:

a) Lex wrote one review for Stylus around two years ago, and hasn't done a review since.
b) James, I thought you said you'd never ever ever read Stylus. Make your mind up.

Now I'm ILM' most read print journalist (370,000 readers a day, kiddies), I'm not going to get involved in pissing matches anymore (hosepipe to a water pistol fight, y'know?), so I'm gonna find other threads to bait Lex on. Cheerio.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

at a time when Jacko was so hapless he turned away songs that later became JT hits, as in the Neptunes-propelled "Rock Your Body

Is this true??

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

They merely recycle familiar scenarios — making out on the beach, dancing under hot lights, acting like a pimp — in familiar fashions, marrying them to grinding, squealing synths that never sound sweaty or sexy; if they're anything, they're the sound of bad anonymous sex in a club, not an epic freaky night with a sex machine like, say, Prince.

Until he finally said "Prince" at the end I was gonna say, "UM YEAH, LIKE PRINCE CIRCA 1999???"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Each of the three opening songs has "sex" sandwiched somewhere within its title, as if mere repetition of the word will magically conjure a sex vibe, when in truth it has the opposite effect: it makes it seem that Justin is singing about it because he's not getting it.

"I Wanna Be Your Lover."
"Dirty Mind"
"When U Were Mine"
"Head"
"Sister"
"Jack U Off"
"Feel U Up"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

axious to hear this

()()()---()()() (internet), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Hi, my name is Bob/And I work at my job,"

i sort of like this line! it's like the beginning of a thomas pynchon song.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Breihan's VV post last week nailed what makes "Losing My Way" tolerable.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Is this true??

According to a Pharrell interview I saw, this is definitely true of "Senorita". I don't know about "Rock Your Body".

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to hear one of those "endless, endlessly funny 'Timbaland/Timberlake'" jokes alluded to in the AMG review. They might come in handy come my wife's office Christmas party.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'd just like to say that I've followed The Lex since I first started coming round here (2001 - I come and go for months at a time like a bad rash, used to use my full name) and I too am shocked/horrified/appalled that he hasn't heard of Byrne, as I have always held him up to a god-like standard, like Ned or Dom.

I will go home now, and cry.

Lex D (finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

*I followed the Lex because I was angry/possessive about my name, not because I'm crazy or anything. ;)

Lex D (finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Deary me.

struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Now I'm ILM' most read print journalist (370,000 readers a day, kiddies), I'm not going to get involved in pissing matches anymore

speechless (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'd just like to say that I've followed The Lex since I first started coming round here (2001

Predating the Lex himself, then?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I thought the Lex was hatched in an incubator in like 2004 or so.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Now I'm ILM' most read print journalist (370,000 readers a day, kiddies), I'm not going to get involved in pissing matches anymore.

yeah i really didn't want to let this pass unremarked upon, but...

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, this thread prompted me to listen to this all the way through on the way home (as opposed to just listening to My Love and LoveStoned again and again), and fuck me if the drop-off in quality isn't really sudden. The second half is incredibly tepid, especially the social conscience crackhead track.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I thought the Lex was hatched in an incubator in like 2004 or so.

To be fair, he burst out of Liam Gallager's chest in 1997, but you're on the right track.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

ELECTROSOUL

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a GarageBand loop in "What Goes Around"?

max (maxreax), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm sure Beyonce has heard/heard of the Sex Pistols, but imagine if she said she was aiming for a "John Lydon" vocal style?

Ha! That would explain that "Ring The Alarm" bullshit.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

ts: ELECTROSOUL vs CRYPTOGEORGE MICHAEL, which style is strongest??

genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

Justin has read about the pipe and the damage done — he may not have seen it, but he sure knows that it happens somewhere

My second favorite line in that review, next to the "My name is Bob/I have a job" reference. New albums by Timberlake, Jessica Simpson, Beyonce and Christina Aguilara all in recent weeks. With a new album by Smash Mouth and Third Eye Blind on the way, can the long-awaited follow up from LEN be far behind? The Summer of 1999 Strikes Back, indeed.

Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

new dylan too

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

eagle eye cherry holla

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 September 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

I nearly came but then I saw EEC and my vagina just went dryer than the sahara.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 7 September 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

totally agree with cis re 'chop me up', it's one of my favourites - so smooooth, the melody teetering on one note than another so effortlessly. i very much approve of chopped'n'screwed r&b - letoya's 'gangsta grillz' is a lot like this too.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 7 September 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

All we need are some random googlers and this thread will be the ILM alpha-thread.

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Thursday, 7 September 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, this thread prompted me to listen to this all the way through on the way home (as opposed to just listening to My Love and LoveStoned again and again), and fuck me if the drop-off in quality isn't really sudden.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), September 6th, 2006.


---------------------------------------------------------------------

yeah otm there. trax 1-7 are album of the year stuff so i don't really mind but yeah a real loveangelmusicbaby job.

we need a new name for albums that do this..

pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 7 September 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

suddendropnonstopmusictypeofalbumsbaby ?

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Thursday, 7 September 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

it's a real 'England international' of an album.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 7 September 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

they're called 'cd's

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't really drop off that much, it's just that 'damn girl' is a v clunky interruption to a hitherto flawless flow. it's like, no one invited YOU will.i.am. 'summer love' and the crack song are amazing though.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah when i read teh credits and saw whatall and whoall 'damn girl' entailed i could hear the jaws music start up. the actual song's decent, there's some real clunkiness that stops it from being good i think but for a will.i.am production it comes alot closer to matching 'senorita' than it has any right to (note: i am not saying it actually comes close to matching 'senorita').

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

yes it's not that it's a bad song as such, it's just v inferior and v different (stop-starty, generic-good rather than inventive-good) to what precedes it. on the kelis album 'what's that right there' does much the same thing (a bit better) but it fits with the bassy understated feel of that album. here you have wildly expansive big statements of songs, very sumptuous hooks and so on, and then to have that punctured by will.i.am and his no-frills bump-bump-bump isn't very pleasant.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

funny that, his tracks for Kelis are WAY better than i expected.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

lovestoned omg

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone know who produced what on this thing?

jackl (jackl), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Timbo produced everything except "Damn Girl" (Will I Am) & "Another Song" (Rick Rubin).

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

The Rubin song is horribly limp.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

christ, THAT'S the Rubin song?

jackl (jackl), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE "Another Song (All Over Again)"!! I think it's supposed to be like that ... end of the album, the bar-backs already stacking chairs up on the tables, there's two dancers sort of lingering by the door, shrugging on thier jackets, and JT's still at the piano, can't quite tear himself away just yet. What I'm saying is the whiskey and the lateness accounts for the limpness, in my mind. It's shocking Rubin produced that particular track though, yeah!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! That would explain that "Ring The Alarm" bullshit.

RING THE ALARM IS AWESOME

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

yeah, it's not so much the value of the song itself (one of the weakest on the album, I'd say, but still nice for the reasons you mentioned). It's more that I don't think I'd EVER have picked it out as Rubin's track.

jackl (jackl), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

RING THE ALARM IS AWESOME

No! Tuneless, tuneless, tuneless. It brings out my inner Geir!

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

this is definitely better than Listen Without Prejudice, Vol. 1

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

The tunelessness is what makes "Ring The Alarm" awesome! ATTN BEYONCE, MORE DERANGED SHRIEKING PLZ

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't like "Ring the Alarm" at first, but I was listening to B'Day really loud in the car the other day and I just had to marvel at Beyonce's voice, just as a sheer noise-making instrument. I finally understood why Bjork was so keen to enlist her to sing on Medulla.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

If Justin could wail like Beyoncé does on "Suga Mama," he would deserve the R&B hosannas.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. Beyonce and Bjork worked together? Ysi?

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I think Bjork just said that she had wanted to work with Beyonce; don't think it actually happened.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

it was kelis, not beyoncé

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently Bjork wanted to work with Beyonce but ended up duetting with Kelis instead, and then went on to bash Beyonce for doing Pepsi commercials.

danzig (danzig), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ring the Alarm is incredible because she's doing Indian-style microtonal "nnggeahhh" stuff on the chorus. It doesn't sound tuneless to me at all! (Besides the Beastie Boys/Peaches shout-out stuff, but is that even Beyoncé?)

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

That is totally her! DEAREST B, PLZ TO LOSE MORE MIND OK THX

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dan apparently only likes pop stars when they're off their rockers.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'd just like to say that I've followed The Lex since I first started coming round here (2001

Predating the Lex himself, then?

-- Matt DC (runmd...), September 6th, 2006.

Actually - I meant I've been coming here since 2001, but I've thought it over, and I realize that first Alex in NYC caught my eye. Because I was signing my stuff as Alexis and it was confusing. But now I'm Lex and he's Lex and.. it's fun.

Lex D (finefinemusic), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Beyonce's "Ring The Alarm" sucks for not being Tenor Saw.

EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have the exact same issue with RJG. I used to post under that screen name on other (non-music-related) sites, and when I tried to post here with that name I got rejected. I still get confused everytime I see one of his posts, and I've been mistaken for him at least once.

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

It's so confusing, Post-Rodney. It stops threads in their tracks!

Lex D (finefinemusic), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

people confuse me for saul williams on here all the time

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't he post on here a couple times?

Post-Rodney (But no one called it that at the time) (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

you're thinking of me!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

and I've been mistaken for him at least once.

You both wear hats.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if anyone has said this yet but um the break sounds like the "Milk Shake Song". At first I liked it then I almost burst out laughing when I heard "take it to the bridge".

Just another point in my thesis that all pop sounds the same.

Mike M. (FirstBass), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

When I say Pop I mean Milk Shake song people, Billboard Top 100 crap.

Michael Marolda (FirstBass), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k213/Biroute/ruggedjustin.jpg


He tries too hard.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Similarly, while I think a lot of the songs on FS/LS are excellent, I find it realy hard to buy his "sexy/cool" persona. Feels realy, REALY contrived.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

By "realy" I mean "really," obviously. Stupid keyboard.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Just another point in my thesis that all pop sounds the same.

Tell me more, O Wise One.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

When I say Pop I mean Milk Shake song people, Billboard Top 100 crap.

Tom Petty agrees with you.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me more about this "Milk Shake Song". Is that an Aqua Teen Hunger Force tie-in?

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

skipped over the contentious parts of this thread but

i think this album starts out very very fine indeed

and then drops off to expertly produced tedium

does anyone agree??

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

i like justin's vocals throughout (sorry dan)

i like some of the conceits of the later songs in theory but they don't do anything for me in practice

i've only listened intently to this lp three times though.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

(p.s. the opening songs are funnier than the later ones, i think, in a nice offhanded way)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think a lot of people agree with you, Am, about the album being front-loaded.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i like justin's vocals throughout (sorry dan)

Of what I've heard, his singing on this album is much more on the "Rock Your Body"/"Senorita" end of the spectrum than "Like I Love You"/"Cry Me A River", so I haven't had as much of a negative reaction to his vocals as I did to his first album.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

That crackhead song wtf

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

At least Salt'n'Pepa's "I've Got AIDS (skit)" was really short.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Most of the album is ok as long as I don't think about Cameron Diaz being the muse.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

This album is really disappointing. STE's review on AMG is pretty spot on I have to say

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

From the Rolling Stone cover story:

He makes a point of telling me, in front of various engineers, programmers and friends, that he's off the pipe again (prompting one of them to say, "C'mon, Justin - you brought sexy back, why don't ya bring the chronic back too?"). When he gets to work, he runs around the studio like a madman, layering clavinet figures, live drums, synth percussion and other assorted flairs onto the track. As with FutureSex/LoveSounds, his working process is distinctly improvisational, and distinctly impressive.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

STE's review on AMG is pretty spot on I have to say

does ste do that typical ste thing of ridiculous hedging?

"while this album may not be viewed as a comeback, it is actually viewed as a comeback. and while it can't be said that the vibe is mellow, it can also be said that the vibe is distinctively mellow." ad infinfuckingitum.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

layering clavinet figures

this clause is worthy of keats

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Layering clavinet figures
In an oscillating spectral midnight.
Three six mafia arrive by gilded overdub,
Butts may shake.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 September 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

so 'Let Me Talk To You (prelude)' is the gayest thing ever, right?

jergins (jergins), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, but the really nice coldplay coda to "lovestoned" left me thinking that justin's next lp is gonna be totally adult contemporary...

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit! That is really gay.

Rodney doesn't dance, he boogies. (R. J. Greene), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I like JT because he is the only "cool" star I can think of besides Bob Dylan who has really curly hair.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, among other things. He keeps those curls corralled, though.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when artists flip off the camera...it's so edgy!

Would you let your daughter marry a Rolling Stone Justin Timberlake?

musically (musically), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

People on ILM only like music in the vein of Coldplay when it is appropriated by R&B acts like Justin Timberlake.

Hair Gone-Grow (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

i like coldplay

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

The vocals on "I Think She Knows Interlude" remind me of "She Will Be Loved" if anything.

Gregory T (tubesocks), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

"R&B acts like Justin Timberlake."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, except "She Will Be Loved" is fucking intolerable.

Rodney doesn't dance, he boogies. (R. J. Greene), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

it was a joke, alfred.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

who sings "she will be loved"? i don't know it.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Since we're talkin about Beyoncé and there's no dedicated thread for her new album, I thought I would mention that there's a song called "Lost Yo Mind" that didn't make the album which is pretty seriously.. nuts.

It starts with somebody going, "O.. M.. G. You just lost your motherfreakin' mind!!"

Yes, they say "O" "M" "G"

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Beyonce, I luv u

"My Love" sounds like something begging to be covered by Marilyn Manson, doesn't it?

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

When Justin Timberlake's sophomore disc debuts at No. 1 on the chart next week, the Beatles era will officially be over.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

They said the same about Westlife.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

that is a shockingly poor review

xpost

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

who sings "she will be loved"? i don't know it.

maroon 5

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

When Justin Timberlake's sophomore disc debuts at No. 1 on the chart next week, the Beatles era will officially be over. It's been coming for a while, with the rise of hip-hop and the relegation of most rock to the sidelines in terms of innovation

overlooking the fact that the review is not very good, i cannot express how happy those two sentences make me :D :D

IF ONLY!

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

I hear that JT's next album "MaccaSex/LennonSounds" will try to bring the Beatles back.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

He's going back to the Rickenbacker sound. Andy Paley to produce. Guest appearances by Dwight Twilley, Greg Kihn and stalwart Andy Newmark and Willie Weeks.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

who sings "she will be loved"? i don't know it.

maroon 5

haha i didn't see anyone jumping on amateurist for not knowing this!!! why is that i wonder. (actually i do because there is no consistency in getting shocked about my non-knowledge of talking heads bloke and not getting shocked at this)

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

who sings "she will be loved"?

Is that the "woah...woah oh oh" song? If so, that's a good tune.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

No wait, that's "This Love" isn't it.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's more that Am doesn't revel in not knowing things the way you do, Lex.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

i don't revel in it, i just don't feel bad about it

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Just think, between 6.27pm on Sep 9th and 1.34pm today Amateurist could've googled "she will be loved" and found out. Maybe he did!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Let's talk about this again.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Okay!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

Actually let's talk about why no one knows who I am and why said ignorance of my inner soul is a crime punishable by internet ridicule.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Okay!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I also think there's a vast difference between Talking Heads and Maroon 5. Maybe that's just me, though.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Better still, let's talk about stalwart Andy Newmark and Willie Weeks.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Okay!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

You're such a yes-man, dan.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I would maintain that the likes of Timbaland and stalwart Scott Scorch and Rich Harrison are the modern-day equivalent of the floating crap game of players who turned up on every hasbeen pop star's album about 30 years ago.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Well sure, that's why they're so awesome.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

the modern-day equivalent of the floating crap game of players who turned up on every hasbeen pop star's album about 30 years ago.

Didn't Lester Bangs say that in a Lou Reed interview?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Precisely.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I would maintain that the likes of Marcello Carlin are the modern day equivalent of the floating crap game of players who turned up to say something boring about every hasbeen pop star's album about 30 years ago.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

jk

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't you got your own album to do?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Floating crap game sunk.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

It was kept afloat by some spider jiving Herbie Hancock Moog.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

JT working with Andy Newmark, Alan Spenner, Herbie Hancock, and Willie Weeks would be wondrous.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

With special guest Ron Wood.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

erm, marcello is making those names up isn't he? actually herbie hancock rings a bell but the others are ridiculous

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone else think Lex totally blows?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Andy Newmark was actually born Xavier Wunderfluus

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

That reads like an Estonian transcription of Justin Timberlake.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

betty curse nip slip.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ïëà÷ó ÿ ðåêà
(ìëàäåíåö èäåò äàëüøå è êàê ðàç)
Ïëà÷ó ÿ ðåê-river-er
(ïîéäèòå äàëüøå è êàê ðàç)
Ïëà÷ó ÿ ðåêà
(ïðè÷èíà ÿ óæå ïëàêàë)
Ïëà÷ó ÿ ðåê-river-er, yea yea
(íå âûêðèê gonna no more, yea-yea)

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I see the ILX parser doesn't like cyrillic.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

There was a SexyBack Club Tour last night in Philadelphia and I guess it was pretty awful.

First, the concert was supposed to start at 9:00pm. He had no opener, no other entertainment and still failed to come on until 10:15pm. Around 10:00, the crowd started booing him for taking so long. When he finally came on, his stage presence was HORRIBLE. He literally stood in one place almost the entire time. His dance moves included copying Michael Jackson and moonwalking about 10% of the time all while bouncing his arms and grabbing his crotch.

During "Cry Me a River," he repeatedly gave the finger, humped the ground-himself-the air and made blow job faces. He also changed a few words in the song so that he could curse more frequently.

His quote of the night was, "Hey guys! Thanks for coming. My album comes out next month and I hope you like it. If not ... -insert laughter- ... fuck you."

To listen to Justin's album Click Here

Source: ONTD
http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006_08_25_bricksandstones_archive.html

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

grabbing his crotch...humped the ground-himself-the air and made blow job faces

JUSTIN I CAN HELP YOU HERE

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

whatever "humped the ground-himself-the air" actually means

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I think there's a whole other term for "humping yourself"

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is Cry Me A River about Britney? Was he trying to say "fuck you" to her in his performance or something? If so, very mature.

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i know maroon 5! well, i know that their singer shares a name with an ilxor!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

are they actually a quintet?

also, why google when you guys can provide with information and free snarls?!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Actually there are four hundred of them; they started out as a Polyphonic Spree tribute band.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

That calenderlive article is terrible...no one should use "zeitgeist" and "paradigm" in one article. Maybe the author read that Steven Colbert article in Wired.

musically (musically), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Who is Steven Colbert?

zeus (zeus), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

google results for :
David Byrne : 12 600 000
maroon 5 : 18 400 000

funny (but if you google talking heads : 35 300 000)

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck, this will be the second day i have maroon 5 stuck in my head.

thanks a big one, ilx.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

maroon 5 may well be the most annoying band ever... even worst than coldplay. maybe...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

maybe they'll NEVER come back!

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

I love the "interludes" on this album. It's like "here's the real version of the song, but here's the CRAZIER version we were thinking of!".

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm perplexed that so many of you think this album piddles away in its second half. "Until the End of Time" makes use of that Prince Linn drum crackle (and JT's falsetto) better than anyone has this decade; and even the Rick Rubin track features him bleating credibly -- much more credibly, actually, than the Neptunes and Brian McKnight asked him to on the last albums (he even plays decent piano too).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

I quite like the crack ballad and the will.i.am song. The Jodeci jam is aw-right, but the rest of the second half is kinda meh.

Rodney doesn't like polka. He is racist. (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Tim Finney nailed the album in his PFM review; he noted how "Losing My Way" is "both a colossal disaster and deeply lovable."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Losing My Way" sounds like NERD, the "bob/job" couplet is worthy of Pharell ("I am seventeen and my name is bobby james / Everyday in school all my classmates call me names")

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

great album though.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

I love how on ILM, the record is old news and discussion stops when it actually gets released to the public.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

the classic thread like that was the MIA one! because it finally died pretty much on the day of its uk release.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Man I am behind...I really need to give in and just get broadband.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

I love how on ILM, the record is old news and discussion stops when it actually gets released to the public.

usually what happens is i then post about it six months later

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

I danced to sexyback twice at a wedding this past weekend in the pacific northwest.

my g/f fell down once, drunk during the second time. I helped her up and we continued dancing.

pj (Henry), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

god bless you charlie brooker

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

charlie brooker is a hateful cunt who will thankfully die one day.

tom west (thomp), Saturday, 16 September 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

not only hateful cunts, but ickle wickle puppies will die some day too. but while charlie's around I shall salute him and his raging misanthropy.

and you can't deny that article was spot on...

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Saturday, 16 September 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

Spot on what exactly?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

on the point that making unsubstantiated claims about sexiness in a pop record is obviously a crime against humanity

tom west (thomp), Saturday, 16 September 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Justin Timberlake? Justin Piss, more like.

LINE OF THE YEAR

max (maxreax), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

This album is so bloody long you can just edit all the shit tracks out and still have a reasonably sized LP at the end of it. And yes, the opener does kind of sound like Bowie (very Low/Station to Station) meets Prince. The indie-ish bits and ballad bits are horrific tho. A whole album in the style of the first few tracks would be pretty marvelous...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Sunday, 17 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

If "SexyBack" being chosen to be the lead single is any indication, this record must be fucking awful.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

great minds at work

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

It's not.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

"My Love" should do the trick, Matthew. It's even named after your favorite Wings track!

(btw thanks so much for the PG track. It's quite lovely)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2R7p6sHfI&mode=related&search=

Fucking wow! This makes up for the crappy "SexyBack" video a hundred times over. Best vid I've seen in a long time. I love the flying instruments and the girl with T.I. is...mmmmm.

Rodney is a group! (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

dfa remix pretty good. standard stuff from them, but a nice couple minutes of synth arpeggios at the end.

jermaine (jnoble), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

surprised hardy any one's talked about this.

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

[just listened to it] probably because it's just ok. pretty nice reworking but nothing over the top.

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

merely passable.

dfa pls not to become the neptunes.

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

the last two remixes ("relevée", "springfield") were fantastic.

groovemaan (groove nihilist), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

This is a great, classic ILM thread Baaderonix is right--it even has the mysterious IRL reference type stuff, allusions to insider knowldege of the characters. My favorite part:

More boring than Lex's faux ignorance?
An argument about Lex's faux ignorance.

i also really fucking object to the assumption that i'm pretending not to know whoever the fuck this person is. it's knee-jerk snarkiness along the lines of "of COURSE paris hilton can't POSSIBLY have made a good name" which reveals the whole lot of you to have CLOSED MINDS.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), September 6th, 2006 5:16 PM. (The Lex) (link)

Oh and I prefer Kelly Clarkson...

richardk (Richard K), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I spent all weekend driving people to and from the airport for work and listening to the radio and i can safely say i don't really have an interest in hearing either jt single for a very long time. There is not a station in this city that isn't playing "My Love" right now.

The new Omarion single > the JT singles

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

This is still a good album, though

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I've wondered whether the album's (over)exposure has resulted in less airtime in ILM posters' stereos and computers.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

The dancing in the "My Love" video and the inclusion of that annoying-ass intro is really diminshing my appreciation for it as Simply Good Pop. His vocal is dorky enough (Aaliyah RIP) without herkyjerk visual accompaniment.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

If they make the entirety of "LoveStoned" into a single, I'll forgive all this. If the next single comes from the last half of the album, FUCK YOU.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be very surprised if "What Goes Around Comes Around" wasn't the third single: a ballad, a better "Cry Me a River," etc.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I still like this album a lot. "lovestoned" and "my love" being probably my favorites.
I find it really cool that they kept the intro to "my love" in the video.
i'm looking forward to JT's performance at the EMAs.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

haha lex won't listen to music with guitars/the past and he's the one throwing accusations of closed-mindedness about...

benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Is the will.i.am track a single? I've heard it around town and I think on the radio.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

The new Omarion single > the JT singles

"Entourage" or a newer one? Cuz "Entourage" is pretty awesome.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Icebox"

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Its Omarion w/ Timbaland and it works because its almost the opposite of JT's - where Timberlake is polite and his vox restrained, Omarion is desperate and takes advantage of his actual vocal prowess

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/omarionofficial

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Icebox" is kind of tuneless. Not that you can't say the same thing about "SexyBack", but I'm more tolerant of tunelessness in a banger than a ballad. I still really like "Entourage" and "Touch" was quite teh underated.

I can't really see "What Goes Around" as a single, as I can't really imagine it except in it's entirety. "Lovestoned" and "Damn Girl" are my future bets.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

But can you imagine "LoveStoned" released/played in its entirety?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Am I right to assume you mean not in its entirety? If so, the first half can stand on its own. The end isn't as necessary as the end of "What Goes Around" to complete the narrative of the song. However, if they do release "Lovestoned" I certainly hope they make a vid for the whole thing.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Releasing LoveStoned without the ending would be a disaster.

MRZBW (MRZBW), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect either an edited version of "What Goes Around" or the title track.

Yeah I wouldn't enjoy hearing "LoveStoned" on the radio with "I Think That She Knows" removed.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the title track would work well as a single. It feels more like an introduction to what's to come on the album than something I'd want to listen to in its own right. (Although it fills that context perfectly.)

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

'what goes around' is totally not better than 'cry me a river'! it is fantastic but something of a retread of 'cry me a river'/'deliverance' without quite adding to the template.

i hope a full 'lovestoned/i think she knows' is the next single, or maybe 'chop me up'. 'what goes around' would be ok as a single but i fear 'damn girl'.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

We need something new to talk about. Anyone heard the new Amerie single, "Take Control"? I posted about it a while back, but no one took me up on it.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

did you? i didn't see that! i love the single, her voice is incredible and the backing vocals are lots of fun. the whole of her mixtape's pretty good...

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

'lovestoned' is kind of nothing-y *without* the coldplay-y end.

benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

"Chop Me Up" is pretty ehh and "What Goes Around" reminds me of that song about how great America is off the Kiley Dean album.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

i want to hear futuresex/lovesound as the fucken single. best song on the album.

max (maxreax), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Here we go.

Anyone else heard "Take Control"?

Basically, it sounds kinda like "1 Thing", but less minimal and less good, but you probably already guessed that. Of course, there's a lot of room between "1 Thing" and "bad", and this falls somewhere in there. Rich Harrison is Rich Harrison, (or someone else is Rich Harrison, that's been happening a lot lately) big horns, extraneous percussion, etc. I like the dark surf guitar and the use of the male background vocals. (That whole pre-chorus section is a nice build.) Amerie's singing is more soul shouter-ly than usual (which in my book is a plus, though I realize a lot of ILMers don't like soul shouters, but boo to them). The best moment is at the begining of the second verse. "I gotta tell you how much I love it/ When you kiss my neck in public/ I try my best not to blush" and totally sings that last line with a blush. The song needs more a hook though.

-- Rodney... (rodneyjgreen...), October 20th, 2006.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

The first part of "Lovestoned" is great! WTF? (That's directed at Enrique, not the people saying they wouldn't like to hear it except as a whole)

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

'america' fits right into that 'cry me a river'/'nowhere' pattern though, it's almost exactly the flipside of 'nowhere' in fact (or uh vice versa). "nowhere's the place to go"/"i know what it's like to be nowhere".

'lovestoned' is a really terrific club track without the ending, those slivers of strings are just awesome, though i agree the interlude makes it even better.

'chop me up' is NOT ehh! it's so smooth and it has the funniest lines, probably. it's the song which goes best with jt's new besuited image.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

the surf guitar in 'take control' has a more nagging hook than anything amerie has ever done ever! apart from maybe the surf guitar in 'man up' - now i think of it 'take control' is like a hybrid of 'man up' and '1 thing' with added gay men's choir. you're right about the blushing line rodney.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm baffled by the idea of '1 Thing' as minimal or that something is 'less minimal' than it.

;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

'lovestoned' is a really terrific club track without the ending, those slivers of strings are just awesome, though i agree the interlude makes it even better.

My thoughts exactly.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yup. The chorus on the "LoveStoned" section features the album's most assured singing.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

In musical terms, "minimal" is not the same thing as "sparse". Minimal music is usually about monochromatic soundscapes controlled, drawn-out chord progressions. The construction of "1 Thing", particularly with regards to it being primarily drums with sample stabs interjected on the downbeat, can accurately be described as a minimal construction.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm all for assured singing but 'lovestoned pt 1' is pretty blah imo.

benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm thinking of "1 Thing" as minimal just in terms of the backing track. Now that I think of it, the minimalism of the backing track is what allows for the all the huge layers and layers of vocals to exist without it all feeling crowded and over-produced.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, well I meant sparse then, I guess. I hadn't really considered any distinction between the two terms.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Or...I should have read Dan's whole post.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

point taken re drawn-out chord progressions

;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, Rodney!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

And that's such a weird progression in "1 Thing" too! It's I-iii-ii-I-VI, except all the chords are major. I don't think it would be nearly as memerable with the expected minor chords.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, are you saying I-iii-ii-I-VI is a standard progression? (It may well be, I can't hear it in my head right now.)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say it's actually VI-i-bVII-VI-iv (with the implied major-minor breakdown) unless I'm mishearing the tonal center.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

JMC: I meant I-iii-ii-I-vi, which I don't really know if it's standard or not, but I-III-II-I-VI, certainly isn't.

Dan: And it's in the key of B major and starts on a B major chord.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Err...rearranging my posts and not changing the grammar.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

It won't happen, but I wouldn't mind "Summer Fling" being released as a single. That's like my secret favourite on the JT album.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Er I mean "Summer Love". It's a really secret favourite evidently.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

So have you all heard the supposed Justin-disses-Janet-and-Prince track? It's here: http://beautynthebeat.blogspot.com/2006/11/182-are-you-serious.html

Someone in the comments says that it's supposed to be a "posse cut" (since it is possibly from Timbaland's forthcoming album and has him supposedly targeting Scott Storch and Nelly F targeting Esthero). I dunno how much of any of that is true, but I guess part of the Prince diss seems like it's definitely aimed at his post-Emmys comments. And Janet definitely does work the mumble. Thoughts? I'll have to say that a Timbaland/Timberlake/Furtado diss track is one of the most surprising and least menacing diss track ideas to come along.

matt2 (matt2), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

but I guess part of the Prince diss seems like it's definitely aimed at his post-Emmys comments.

?

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

follow the link, dude, it has the Prince quote.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

what was up with Justin seemingly dissing Christina whilst hosting the MTV EMAs also?

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

"guess Roland Barthes was right, power lies with the reader/listener, but you shouldn't assume that your interpretation equals the authorial intention..."

i think i saw this comment on xxl once

rtccc (mwah), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i'd mind jt & tim acting like tossers if it wznt so patently obvious they hold the same contempt 4 the ppl buying their records. plus i think storch gets a bit more than a coupla grand a pop!

(also 10 quid says danja handz ghosted every popular tim beat this year)

rtccc (mwah), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

How is patently obvious? did you insult JT's mom again?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

listening to the album!

rtccc (mwah), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

timbaland's pre-fame group (with pharrell) was called "surrounded by idiots"

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i could figure out how to turn quick time into something that fits into itunes

pinkmoose (jacklove), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

From Rolling teenpop thread (in case anybody missed it, or cares):


Finally got around to playing Justin's album this week. Has anybody pointed out that his singing sounds really, really consticted this time out? Maybe it did last time too, and I didn't notice, but this album is nowhere near as great as his first one. Maybe that's what comes from trying to imitate Prince instead of Michael Jackson? I dunno. I guess "Summer Love" is pretty good. Am I alone in this? (I haven't really been paying attention to the discussion about that album, at all, so it's not really clear to me what people think about it. -- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Uh, that was pretty incoherent of me, wasn't it? I meant am I alone in thinking the first Justin album was lively and effevescent and fun and funky pretty much from beginnning to end, and the new one sounds totally reigned-in, Timbaland or no Timbaland? Are people interpreting this as a "maturity" move, or what? Am I just confused?

-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It's possibly less effervescent - although I think that perception w/r/t Justified puts disproprortionate weight on the singles as representative ("Senorita" and "Rock Your Body" in particular) - but I definitely wouldn't describe FutureSex/LoveSounds as reined in. If anything I'd say the opposite: most of the album tracks on Justified are content to generate just enough energy to be noticeable and perhaps vaguely interesting, whereas almost everything on the new one feels like it's constantly spilling over with ideas (good and bad), going in diferent directions, while not abandoning a commitment to pop-as-pop.
But yes, the singing is perhaps even more constricted. But I'm not really into Justin for his pipes per se.

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, ok Tim, let me put it another way: Is there an equivalent of "Senorita" or "Rock Your Body" (or "Cry Me A River" or "Like I Love You") on the new one that I'm missing? I guess you're saying the new one is more consistent, which I don't really hear, but either way, who cares about consistency if there are no great songs? Though maybe people think are great songs, and maybe I just haven't noticed them yet. (Do people who prefer the new one to Justified tend to be people who prefer Prince to Michael Jackson? I sure don't. And the Prince that Justin's new album -- and specifically, say, "Damn Girl" -- reminds me of is Prince after I stopped giving a shit about him. '90s Jam-band-funk Prince, not early '80s new wave funk Prince. Snore. But maybe I'm missing something. Bottom line, on the new album, I just don't hear hooks. And the whole thing is hitting me as extremely cold and detached.)
Brooke Hogan's album, on the other hand, is growing on me a little.

-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think there are great songs - possibly none as truly great as "Rock Your Body" but that just means that "Rock Your Body" is an awesome single, not that Justified is a great album (although i take the point that sometimes one or two great songs are enough to make an album venture seem worthwhile). And anyway the awesomeness of "Rock Your Body" only became completely clear when it was released as a single, when you'd hear it at a club when you were dancing with some girl/boy and you both couldn't resist choosing to perform the duet interchange as you danced.
I think that this album is mostly too dark/intense to recreate that situation, but it's too soon to tell really - I could imagine people singing along to "Damn Girl" perhaps. I don't think "mature" quite captures this album. It's more serious and intense and caught up in perfecting signifiers from other genres (hip hop, funk, Prince), and certainly pop albums have gone wrong before by focusing on these things rather than on simply great songs, but there's no reason why they can't also go right by doing this as well. In fact this is precisely what Justified did relative to Justin's N'Sync days, so it makes perfect sense that Justin would seek to go further down that path.

I agree that Justin is perhaps drawing as much or more from 90s Prince than 80s Prince, but for me this is actually a point in its favour (although I'd say it's more "Get Off"/"Sexy MF" Prince than, say, The Rainbow Children) - the dubiousness of this proposition relative to the safer option of emulating 80s Prince/MJ makes the album's success even more interesting. Though I recognise my argument rests on the premise that the album is a success.


-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ha ha, "intense" is what people call lots of boring indie rock, too.
And "Sexy MF" would be on my short list of least sexy songs of all time.

Which isn't to say that I might not wind up liking Future Love/Sex Sounds a lot, someday -- right, like maybe when a few tracks hit me as singles. (Confession: I originally liked Nick Carter's solo album more than Justified!!) Though I gotta say, most of what Tim's saying really does not make me optimistic.

-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 4th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Different kind of intensity, I'd argue: closer to how I'd use the word when talking about rap or dancehall, and it's not necessarily adverse to chart success either - I'd call "Get Busy" "intense" (nothing on FutureSex/LoveSounds is as good as "Get Busy" but "Get Busy" is one of the best songs ever - I must say though that I was surprised that it was as big as it was, I'd previously thought it was too relentless to be so successful).

Of course FutureSex/LoveSouinds will necessarily be a disappointment if you specifically want Justin to be "lively and effevescent and fun", this is pretty clear from even a superficial sampling of both records.

Whether that makes it a failure as a pop album is a different question of course, as a lot of pop music becomes better pop to the exact extent that it seeks to run away from those attributes - e.g. Kelly Clarkson is a better pop star when she's singing "Since You've Been Gone" or "Behind These Velvet Eyes" or even "Because Of You" than when she's singing "Walk Away" (not a bad song, mind). Which is not to say that these songs don't often end up also being lively and effervescent and fun in a different kind of way, but whatever that way is it's mediated through the music's statement that it is or does not want to be any of those things.

Quite a few people decried "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me A River" as being try-hard, pretentious, enslaved to standards of musicality or style which took them away from being good pop songs. And, as much as I disagreed with those people, I felt there was a kernel of truth there: esp. with "Like I Love You", at first I found all of the carefully underscored and highlighted stylistic decisions (the deliberately naturalist drums etc.) to be almost obnoxious in their desire to be noticed and valued. A couple of months of radio play totally normalised the song though and now it sounds basically like good pop (it helps that several people subsequently attempted to make their own equivalents of this song). And, more than that, it's not good pop in spite of all the affectations, but because of them.

PS. I would at least agree that "Sexy MF" isn't as sexy as it holds itself out to be. The same applies to all the songs with "Sex/Sexy" in their titles on Justin's album. Somehow though the allusion to/desire for/aspiration to/simulcrum of "sexiness" is totally endearing in both cases, and perhaps more loveable than actual sexiness would be (I tend to think it's a core component of Justin's success that he in fact falls so short of his intentions on so many levels).

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well of course my problem with F L/S S so far is that it doesn't hit me as "dark" at all ("Cry Me A River" sounded darker than anything here -- almost goth!); I mean, I obviously might not mind the forfeiture of energy and fun if they were replaced with something, but so far as I can tell, they're not. The first album had more beauty to it, too (which isn't suprpising, given the less constricted singing). Tim's starting to convince me that this is going to be considered Justin's Pet Sounds or something. (The titles even almost rhyme!) But I'll take the early Beach Boys over PS anyday. (And "Sexy MF" isn't merely unsexy; it's horrible.)
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chuck I think you're reading more into my argument than I mean to be there if you're thinking I'm trying to set up the album as a Pet Sounds equivalent!
For me a better pop album comparison point might be Madonna's Erotica (perhaps not-coincidentally my favourite Madonna album, followed by her debut).

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Some might argue that it's too soon for Justin to make his Erotica but if you count the N'Sync albums then the timing is about right.
-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, I can see that. But I never had any use for Erotica either, truth be told. When Justin makes his You Can Dance (or even True Blue or Ray of Light or I'm Breathless) (or, hell, Immaculate Collection),I'll listen.
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(I'd pick her debut #1, though. But right, he's past that point.)
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Timberlake's album as a whole is destined to look more sophomoric with time, but an album by a retro-futurist former child star with powerful friends, arty ambitions and amateurish tendencies is enough to entertain a lot of pop-crits for now. I like it a little more than Justified (fewer whinnies, makes more of his dorky side) but less than Confessions.
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), November 5th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

re chuck's objections to futuresex/lovesounds:
i don't really think of it as dark and would agree that 'cry me a river' is darker than anything here, though i know what tim means by intense - there's something in the loving attention to texture throughout which is very overwhelming, the way each sliver of sound seems completely perfect. i disagree that it forfeits energy and fun, too, but it's a different kind of fun: slicker, more poised, less bouncy and innocent. i actually think 'rock your body' is the worst justin single to date though i do like it, but to my ears 'lovestoned', 'sexyback' and 'chop me up' are more than its equal in terms of dancefloor fun.

i could see an argument in saying the justified singles are superior to the fs/ls ones, though bear in mind we've only had two of the latter (and i think 'my love' is the best yet, but then i would). and i'm not usually one to rate consistent albums over albums with great singles - but fs/ls is just such a coherent statement that it makes justified seem even more singles-and-filler than it did at the time.

bearing in mind that i also think erotica is, like, madonna's PINNACLE (and by extension pop music in general's pinnacle), we may have to put this down to never-the-twain-shall-meet differing tastes.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes, I was pleased when I thought of the Erotica comparison b/c it seems like such a good analogy for why some people will/won't like the album. You're right that FS/LS isn't really dark - again, it's not-really-dark in the same way that Erotica is, insofar as that the album seems dark in retrospect if you don't think about it too closely.
Do you really not like "Rock Your Body" so much?

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i do like 'rock your body', and i like it about a million times better on the dancefloor than anywhere else, but it falls way short of all the other justin singles for me. it's a bit...cheap-sounding? i think justin and uncredited girl do a really excellent vocal job with a rather pedestrian backing.
both erotica and fs/ls are cumulatively dark rather than song-by-song dark (though erotica much much more so, in that 'in this life' and 'bad girl' are much more staring-into-the-void than anything justin tries to do, and erotica explicitly deals with death as well as sex - justin's crack song, as good as it is, is not quite so bleak). but yeah, the darker moments somehow infect the less overt songs and make them dark by proxy.

the most successful dark moment on fs/ls is the '...comes around' coda! i'm not so keen on 'what goes around' because i feel it does absolutely nothing to build on the template already perfected by 'cry me a river' and 'nowhere', but the coda just sounds so...vitriolic and vengeful, and totally makes the song.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Frank, do you know that Mandaryna also did "Here I Go Again" a few years ago? (Along with a smashing single from 2005 that might have been a cover but i really don't know called "Ev'ry Night").
Tim's comparison's good, but I heart Erotica and _hate_ FS/LS.

-- edward o (edwardo...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

do you really not like the rest of fs/ls ed, or is it just 'sexyback'?
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It went through me and had almost no impact whatsoever. I mean, I'm all for imagination, but when some of this stuff is the output of a high priority pop act, the pendulum has swung too far.
"My Love" is OK. But then again, I only really liked "Rock Your Body" off the first one because it was such a joyous ray of technicolour exuberance. But at least Justified had actual SONGS ON IT.

-- edward o (edwardo...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i don't get what's so non-songlike about anything on fs/ls!
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, there's no bloody tunes innit. I can discern that the tunelessness is probably Justin's input, as when he was basically just doing change-a-word-take-a-third on the last one, there were at least some there.
Why are you trying to reason with me on this? My JT hate is well documented and rather irrational.

-- edward o (edwardo...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i just listened to 'chop me up' five times in a row and the tune is MASSIVE.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 8th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Edward, I made "Ev'ry Night" my song of the day a couple of months back. Go to my MySpace blog and search for Mandaryna, where I refer to her tragic story.
I've only heard three tracks from the Timberlake - this won't stop me from jumping into this convo when I get the chance, but I have a lot to do in the next five days.-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), November 9th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Listening to Justin again. Maybe it will sink in this weekend, but I'm still not optimistic. "What Goes Around" is quite pretty. Most of the rest is sounding like a lifeless voice atop "interesting" sound effects. The music doesn't dance, it doesn't rock. The attempts at Prince-funk sound as forced at recent Prince. It just sounds failed to me, like whatever Timba and Timber were trying to do, they didn't pull off, like a zillion other records in the past quarter century that tried to add "ominionousness" to dance music, as if ominousness wasn't already there. Except records on Wax Trax were usually a lot funnier than this. Which is to say I wish Justin had a German accent maybe. (Wait, do people think of those illbegotten Ying Yang/Banner whisper tedium moves as an inspiration for this, in any way? I might buy that. Either way, I am proud to have finally used the word illbegotten for once in my life, though I probably spelled it wrong.) The slow songs seem less snoozeworthy than the (presumably less generic, given Timba-beats that tend not to be making me care about them) dance tracks. I'm really concluding that what people like about this thing is its ambition, but I don't get what's so impresssive about even that. As "serious artsy dance albums" go, it mmostly comes off half-assed. But I'll keep trying.
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 11th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Also, just about the only thing that really makes me think it's even trying to sound "ominous" is just that it's just so fucking slow. And uh, occasional lines where Justin tells me he's "losing [his] way," I guess. Which just sound like words. He doesn't sound lost. But probably I'm still missing something.
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 11th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One guess about what I'm missing: The beauty. Which I hear some in the ballads, in a dime-a-dozen hookless-soul-ballad-wannabe way, a lot less in the non-ballads. (I.e. - maybe this time the Usher comparisons make sense? But I've never really cared about anything Usher did.) Frank will probably hear the album eventually and hear beauty in the sound effects, like he often does in hip-hop where I have trouble hearing past the otherwise ugly vocals to hear what's beneath. In Justin's case, better melodies sure would have helped.
-- xhuxk (fakemai...), November 11th, 2006.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The music doesn't dance, it doesn't rock.

i don't think it sets out to do either though - the fact that several of the songs are very danceable seems incidental to the overall aim of the album, which is to be this gorgeously textured, lush, sprawling thing which isn't necessarily meant to do anything active to.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 11th, 2006.

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

PLZ NOT TO REPOST HALF OF OTHER LAME THREADS ON THIS LAME THREAD KTHXBYE

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO HINT: THE "CRY ME A RIVER" OF THIS RECORD IS THE ONE THAT'S A REWRITE/SEQUEL TO "CRY ME A RIVER"

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Is there an equivalent of "Senorita" or "Rock Your Body" (or "Cry Me A River" or "Like I Love You") on the new one that I'm missing?

"LoveStoned/I Think That She Knows" gets more amazing the more I hear it: the way the strings cut into JT's beatboxing, the yelps JT interjects at unexpected moments. The first half works on its own terms; "I Think That She Knows" is what makes it impressive.

Apart from the chorus, I'm not as high on "My Love" as some people are. I'm more enamoured with the title track, which uses an "Erotica" falsetto and space in a way reminiscent (the latter, I mean) of the first Missy Elliott album.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

And, yeah, I don't really hear this album's "darkness." I don't think JT's (yet) capable of anything other than ingratiation and trying really hard to look sex crazed.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Chuck just completely nailed my feelings on this album. I've given it a lot of time, but the thing just remain hookless and lifeless. The funk in tracks like 'Sexy ladies' or 'Damn Girl' just sounds like random 90's middle-brow material.

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

The album's got plenty of hooks; that's not the issue. How you feel about Justin, his choice of collaborators, and his cheese-funk.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

I can understand why people would think it lacks hooks as I have felt that at first but now I think there are great songs with great production : title track (took a long time to grow on me but I enjoy it a lot now), "sexyback" (still not bored), "my love" and "lovestoned" (the 2 greatest, "my love" blowing my mind everytime, "lovestoned" makes me think of what a great MJ track circa "dangerous" would have been), "summer love"... "what goes around" and "damn girl" are also good.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't understand how the album's hookless. For better or worse, "SexyBack" is one giant hook!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

edward o is totally otm on the thread chuck posted.

'lovestoned' is not a 'great song' whatever it is.

benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Explain.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

there's no there there.

it's mroe geir territory, really, but i just find it really uhnderwhelming as a song; and as a production, it's a lot less... exciting than 'rock your body'.

benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

'rock your body' is so one-dimensional though! why does everyone love it so much?!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

also blount should really fuck off until he has something of actual interest to say anywhere

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

for the same reason they love the equally one-dimensional 'sexyback'. lots of fine songs are one-dimensional!

benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i like 'rock your body' but it's certainly not more exciting than 'lovestoned'!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

i just like the sounds on 'RYB' more rly.

benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

they sound a bit cheap and boring to me - it's the vocals which lift that song out of "cheap disco album filler" to me. his worst single by a way though.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

well, I love "RYB" and think FS/LS lacks a single as fun and in your face as that song but for the rest, I think it's much better than justified which I almost never want to hear apart from "RYB" and "river" ("senorita" and to a lesser extent "love you" never did it to me).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

The album's got plenty of hooks; that's not the issue. How you feel about Justin, his choice of collaborators, and his cheese-funk.

Oh baloney, Al. I like Justin fine, I like Timbaland fine, and I like Justin's cheese-funk fine when I can detect hooks in it. (If anything, my problem with the new album is that it isn't cheesy enough. That said, though, I think parts of it are starting to grow on me.) (Though not "Sexyback," which I might always hate.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Until the End of Time," "SexyLadies," and "Damn Girl" aren't cheesy enough for you?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

"Until The End Of Time" has been a total grower. Timbo '06 as Timbo '96 = Ace.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 16 November 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand what chuck and ed o are hearing instead of the massive hooks plastered all over the album!

i think some people still have a lot of 'issues' with rhythmic hooks as opposed to melodic ones.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am not sure you can have a rhythmic hook. maybe a percussive one? doesn't a rhythm by definition sort of "go on", ie isn't a hook?

benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

rhythm can be catchy as melody

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

i still think you just mean 'beat' there, rather than 'rhythm'. how can you separate rhythm from melody?

benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

i think some people still have a lot of 'issues' with rhythmic hooks as opposed to melodic ones.

That's probably true. but given the zillions of funk, disco, hip-hop, techno, Latin, and industrial albums I've loved over the years, I'm pretty sure said category has never included me. (At any rate, "Futuresex/Lovesounds," "My Love," and "Lovestoned" are on the upswing for me. "Damn Girl" still sounds ridiculous, in a really strained way -- Justin striving to be Prince after Prince started humorlessly spinning wheels and throwing cheese out the window.
Most of the album still feels like an art attempt to me. And yeah, maybe an okay one. But way too cautiously "innovative" to be cheesy.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

(Actually I could probably take or leave "Futuresex/Lovesounds," to be honest. And "Chop Me Up" and the ballad closing the album just leave me shrugging my shoulders. But my opinon's still evolving.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

(And actually, the hook-deficiency applies to the ballads as much as dancier tracks, and I'd guess the ballad hooks I'm missing would be more melodic than rhythmic, right? But maybe they'll kick in later.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

(And uh, what the fuck: I like rhythmic hooks on hard rock and country and metal and jazz records, too, and I often complain when they're not there. My biggest problem with indie-rock was its stiffness, not its lack of melody. So maybe Justin's new ballads are missing both kinds. Some of them, anyway -- I mentioned a couple that I think are really pretty in those posts I cut-and-pasted. But I'll shut up. Bottom line is, I'll probably decide this is a good but not a great record. Doubt I'll get rid of my copy.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
okay what do we think now. i still don't like it nearly as much as his last string of singles. and i still have a problem coming to terms with his toes in the sand, or getting my sexy on. it JUST doesn't work for me.

Surmounter, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I still think this is great. "Sexy Ladies" & "Summer Love" stick out as one-idea songs on an album where most songs are stuffed with ideas, and come across as the only real filler.

The Reverend, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with you, except that the idea for "Summer Love" is a great fucking idea. The only tracks I skip are "Sexy Ladies" and the Rubin-produced one. Still one of my tops of last year.

max, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

On tour he's playing "Sexy Ladies"' synth solo on keytar, if that helps.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

That does help indeed. Keytars are the ultimate redeemer.

The Reverend, Monday, 5 March 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

I left my copy of this in a camper van that my family rented while on holiday. Still miffed about it.

Roz, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

So I'm reading that LoveStoned is the new(final?) single of the album.

About time.

Epic video?

MRZBW, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

god I hope not another epic video, his last two were 7 and 9 minutes long, respectively, if he does one more that long he'll be headed in Axl Rose territory. I've been meaning to revisit the album lately and figure out if I like it more than I did at first, but I'm pretty sure most of it would still bore the shit out of me.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i have the most perfect epic video for 'lovestoned' imagined in my head. 99% sure the actual one will be disappointing, and probably irritating and pleased-with-himself to boot. really can't stand 'what goes around' now! one of three is a pretty low video success rate considering jt's ambition.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

in case you missed it:
Beenie Man - King Of The Dancehall (SexyBack Riddim)

blueski, Friday, 8 June 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

you know that's a blend right? a dreadful, dreadful blend.

r|t|c, Friday, 8 June 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

a "blend"? u and ur fancy lingo

blueski, Friday, 8 June 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

i should put my 'sexyback/over and over' thing up

blueski, Friday, 8 June 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

haha i forget what people call them now? mashup, there u go.

r|t|c, Friday, 8 June 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

Over and Over like Fleetwood Mac or Hot Chip?

I know, right?, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

not Mac

blueski, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

LoveStoned video out. Not worth watching imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbkcvDtAghE

MRZBW, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

It seems to have disappeared via copyright claim. There isn't a "Sumer Love" video, is there? Interesting.

The Reverend, Thursday, 14 June 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

he REALLY should have released this instead of fucking "Summer Love."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

"Summer Love" is AWESOME!

Tape Store, Thursday, 14 June 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

Really...I could listen to that synth line for hours!

Tape Store, Thursday, 14 June 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

I did just hear "Lovestoned" on the radio for the first time a few days back. The radio edit is rather masterful, cutting straight from the chorus after the guitar break into the Coldplay section and re-introducing the funk guitar line into the Coldplay section at the end. It was Canadian radio, though, so I wouldn't it above them to cheat.

The Reverend, Thursday, 14 June 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of "Lovestoned", this is the best thing ever: some really quite talented writer concocts a piece of Fall Out Boy/Panic! at the Disco slash-fiction based on my review of Justin Timberlake for Pitchfork.

Tim F, Thursday, 14 June 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

You should feel honored.

The Reverend, Thursday, 14 June 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

Notes: Subheadings thanks to Tim Finney, who might someday Google his name, find this, and be confused.

The Reverend, Thursday, 14 June 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

"really quite talented" is a bit pat actually. It's an excellent piece of writing. I don't quite understand the discourse in which it's situated though. The commentary on the story though all suggests that there is broad consensus that Ryan from Panic! actually is a damaged, needy, masochistic gay twink. Maybe he is though!

Tim F, Thursday, 14 June 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

so is 'lovestoned' going to be the next single then? (he hasn't got round to 'summer love' over here yet.) the video sucks, it's like a windows media screensaver. and justin is really getting less and less hot.

lex pretend, Thursday, 14 June 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

and justin is really getting less and less hot.

NOT TRUE

Tape Store, Thursday, 14 June 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

lovestoned radio edit physically pains me. goldtrix remix tho.

Gukbe, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

holds up well 18 months on.

pisces, Thursday, 24 April 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

i love this

danzig, Thursday, 24 April 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

so you know what? i don't think this is awful! i actually really like it but he says sex one too many times

i'd rather hear the sex in his voice than have him spell it out

but, it's pretty freakin awesome

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

how did this chart?

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

i feel like all i heard from it was sexyback which i hated.

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

dude, there were like four singles at least.

Jordan, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

FutureSex/LoveSounds was released in the United States on September 12, 2006. The album debuted at number one in the United States with first week sales of over 684,000.

...

The success of the album is evident from its 8+ million unit sales worldwide to date. The album has yielded three number-one singles and six Top 20 singles in the United States.

Jordan, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

nice

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

Saw his HBO special on tv the other day, and was reminded how much i enjoyed the album. even the ott "crack is bad" track. also, i don't think I paid enough attention to "damn girl" the first time around.

Gukbe, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

loved a couple singles but the album as a whole was really loathsome to me, between the blatant Prince rips, the blatant Timbo recycling, the blatant smugness, and generally thinner songwriting than on Justified or even the later N Sync stuff.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

interesting.

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

loved this album.

s1ocki, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

see i haven't really heard any of his other stuff so i dunno

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

title track is my favorite

max, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

is that the 1st one? love that

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

Justified was half great, half filler. This one was mostly great, partly filler.

Gukbe, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

I think FSLS works better as an album than Justified, which is worthless after track 10 or thereabouts, but Justified probably had higher highs.

jaymc, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

I wish "(And She Said) Take Me Now" was on FS/LS.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

still love this, btw. the songwriting overall is way better than justified.

Jordan, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, Justified definitely feels more uneven and sharply divided between killer and filler. I just don't think anything on FS/LS (outside of "My Love") is really killer other than relative to the total crap.

xpost

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

i think some of it's pretty killer, though probably badly derivative

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

omg do you ever stop

The Brainwasher, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

The four songs on FS/LS that weren't singles kill Justified's album tracks, sure – and I'm not even that fond of "Damn Girl" or "Sexy Ladies" (I actually had to look up the latter's title).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

i am fond of 'damn girl'

Jordan, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

brainwasher, stop what?

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

my love is summery

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

uh, the song My Love

Surmounter, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

o_O

chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Thursday, 15 May 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

"Nothin' Else" = most underrated JT song...more slinky Stevie Wonder songz plz

rev, Thursday, 15 May 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.zshare.net/audio/52838912ecde9d1e/

some str8 up disco here

feelin this

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

^new track prod. by tim ft. t.i. - sounds like a single to me

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

tip's feeble singing on the bridge is uhhh cute? i'm feeling generous

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)

that intro is awful but i'm glad i kept listening

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

not so into it once T.I. comes in tho

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

hai i'm liveblogging this song

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

chorus ain't so hot the second time around

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

that intro is awful

yeah **BEATBOX OVERLOAD**, tim

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

fuck yes!!!

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

basically i loved "rock your body" and im pretty sure i love this even though they might as well bill it as a 'duet'

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

plz dance with me, jt!!!!

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

bassline is a frankie beverly rip:

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, that's a lot of T.I.

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

took me a whole minute to figure out that the "takin' turns gettin' our faces decorated" line wasn't T.I. saying he lets his girl put makeup on him or something.

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

here is my final verdict

http://www.maltese-diamond.com/exhibitions/photo/97.jpg

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

ok surprisingly i like the T.I. singing

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

took me a whole minute to figure out that the "takin' turns gettin' our faces decorated" line wasn't T.I. saying he lets his girl put makeup on him or something.

― Tom Botantino (some dude), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 6:39 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w13/RBTFBLOG/lilwaynealbumcoverSUPPOSE.jpg

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

i disagree w/ your verdict, though, i'm just gonna stream this the once and never DL it

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://holamun2.com/files/images/mun2-images/freejoles/stop-sippin-haterade.gif

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

jk

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

did you hear the Timbo track on the Jennifer Hudson album!? actually did the played out beatboxing style in a good way.

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

was that the one w/ luda? i liked that a lot

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

is that an actual subtle use of autotune on t.i.'s voice?

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

xpost: Never mind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away.
Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today.

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

shipley = PISS POOR MORALLY

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

This is a nice, smooooth jam, and I will happily blare it in my car for all to hear.

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

while on the topic: what do y'all think of the T.I.mberlake track on Paper Trail being picked as the next single? that song is a chore IMO.

Tom Botantino (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

yeah agreed but they've only got three or four songs to choose from at this point

at least it wasn't the usher one

the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

zomg more jt plz

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

I was just thinking today about how I would like another album from him

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

while on the topic: what do y'all think of the T.I.mberlake track on Paper Trail being picked as the next single? that song is a chore IMO.

It's one of the album's best songs wtf. Definitely my favorite Timberlake guest moment of the last year.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

this is kinda T.I. ft. Justin Timberlake -ish

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

"Nothin' Else" = most underrated JT song...more slinky Stevie Wonder songz plz

This is true.

Both albums are still great, although "Sexyback" is still shit.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

It's definitely T.I's weakest rhymes on the album, though; and it's ruined by the sequencing.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

the Justice remix of "LoveStoned" is fuckin' great.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

It's one of the album's best songs wtf. Definitely my favorite Timberlake guest moment of the last year.

Totally agree (shocker, right?). The chorus is really beautiful; it's like melodramatic singer-songwriter JT meets "Love in This Club" HEEEEEEY Polow Da Don production (but better!). Also, the "turn my head to the east..." bit is one of my favorite hooks of the year.

Speaking of "Dead and Gone," I'm having a hard time nailing down the driving influence behind JT's "What Goes Around..."/"Rehab"/"Dead and Gone" style of songwriting. He's from Memphis, grew up on Johnny Cash and Motown. During FS/LS, I remember Bowie was touted as one of the biggest influences (obv. Prince was, too). Which ones are inspiring these sorts of songs?

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 08:36 (seventeen years ago)

ugh that "turn my head to the east" shit is one of the worst "i'm out of ideas so i'm just going to go east west left right up down for a few bars" bredges ever.

BIG BROOS aka the steenspringer (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

bridges even

BIG BROOS aka the steenspringer (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

I don't hear much Bowie in his music yet, Tape Store.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

wow the intro is obnoxious even by JT's standards. stop telling women how to behave, justin!!

('dead and gone' is fab though, so massive - JT's finest vocal performance in ages too, he really sweeps you along despite the lyrics)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

I like this new track, but it doesn't seem like a smash.

Btw, "Dead and Gone" as zzzzzzzz otm.

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

During FS/LS, I remember Bowie was touted as one of the biggest influences (obv. Prince was, too).

I think he was only bringing up Bowie wrt "Sexyback" specifically.

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

JT covering "Fantastic Voyage" would be sweet.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

ridin' in the droptop with the top down, saw you switchin' laaaaanes GIRL

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

Wasn't it a hit around this time four years ago? Man.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeahhh

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

ridin' in the droptop with the top down, saw you switchin' laaaaanes GIRL

LOVE this bit. "Summer Love" is the underrated tune on this album IMO.

Tim F, Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

i've had "if i" stuck in my head ever since that last jt poll

J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, it really took being on the radio for me to open up to it xp

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

i think all those songs work better on the album, as singles i kinda got tired of them -- justified is his singles album

J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I love "Summer Love" now -- I wrote in another thread in '07 that, like Rev, it took radio open it for me -- but the single that holds up best is "LoveStoned." A thing of beauty that one.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

"Summer Love" is pretty annoying imo -- just that 2 bar synth riff over and over and over w/ so-so vocal hooks

Mr. John Scatman (some dude), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that's what I thought before I realized how great it is.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Well if you think the vocal hooks are great(I do) the "2 bar synth riff over and over" becomes an asset rather than a liability.

Tim F, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

JT's crazy enjambments in those verses are pretty great, and make for a good karaoke moment.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

i think i gotta side w/ shipley here

& as far as late period two bar timbaland synth riffs go, i'll take "say something"

J0rdan S., Friday, 17 June 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

my name is bob and i work at my job

da croupier, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

& as far as late period two bar timbaland synth riffs go, i'll take "say something"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:52 PM Bookmark

*smdh*

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Friday, 17 June 2011 05:39 (fourteen years ago)

the most underrated cut on FS/LS = "chop me up"

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:19 (fourteen years ago)

nine years pass...

First of all, I could have sworn I got the title wrong in the thread, but maybe it was just "SexyBack," which I *did* get wrong, hilariously. Second, this is a really neat, weird album.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:22 (five years ago)

This thread is hella long. Who has this much to say about Timberlake? I’ve never thought of him more than a few seconds at a time.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:14 (five years ago)

i'll have to hear this record. i have been playing 00s pop all week and 'like i love you' is such a highlight. imagine if every snare drum sounded that good.

maelin, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:36 (five years ago)

Wau -- this album is such an artifact.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:14 (five years ago)

i don't recall liking much of it aside from the singles, and i didn't even like all of those

dyl, Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:19 (five years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.