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hi, music obsessive just like the rest of you, 19, going into second year of university studying English Lit, love cricket, footie (soccer), reading music reviews, writing poetry, being darkly amusing, the completed works of legendary satirist Chris Morris, favourite music includes both Blur AND Mogwai, neither of whom are shite, Mansun, The The, The Beta Band, Yes, early Rev, late Talk Talk, The Electric Soft Parade (all-too easily dismissed, actually. I have more to say about them at some point), The Secret Machines, Ride, Spiritualized, XTC, early Roxy, late Pulp...etc etc etc...

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

(that last sentence was parody)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Indeed. And please never write like that sentence again. (Otherwise, HI DERE welcome to us etc. etc. But the Electric Soft Parade are not all that, at all.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

OK, you've just lit my touchpaper, opened my bullpen, yanked my bellrope, whatever you wanna call it, I'm off. The Electric Soft Parade's genius can be discovered by appreciating the quite staggering gamble they took with their first single, Silent To The Dark. An extremely catchy, singalong, chordtastic 3-minute pop song. Which somehow ends up nine minutes long. Now, notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length, the manner in which this song breaks down into a piano-led sound-collage (backed up by a drum-machine sound any NME hack worth his salt would describe as 'trip-hop') before reprising the chorus amidst a sea of synth five minutes later and then ending with more 'trip-hop', this time over what sounds like Pachabel's Canon played on a distant church-organ, and lastly a bombastic BR-style gong...the manner in which such a routine song has been wrenched into something infinitely more majestic quite enthralled me the first time I heard it and it remains a favourite to this day.

Even if they then released the opening 3-minute bit on its own as 'Silent To The Dark II'. Cowards. ;-)

Plus, their second album, The American Adventure, is one of the best albums of the 00's and beats Dark Side Of The Moon comprehensively at its own game, hands down, so there. :P

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh ur gonna be a treat

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, I don't want to gain notoriety by slaying sacred cows. I'll slay 'em if they deserve slaying. For instance, Bob Dylan is neither the greatest artist ever nor a talentless charlatan, but a fantastic lyricist and songwriter with musical limitations whom I alas rarely listen to on account on it not really being my kinda thing.

Radiohead, depressingly, are just as good as everyone says they are. That kinda pisses me off, but I'm not going to savage them just for the sake of it.

Sigur Ros mostly bore me but the post is ending NOW-

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1410000/images/_1411586_rik.jpg

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS THE NINETIES AND THERE IS TIME FOR

http://www.scotdebt.net/images/main/page_images/head_in_hands2.jpg

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I SAID PARODY...jeez

(;-D)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

hi louis.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

There is a Hyphy panel tonight in SF at the stodgy Commonwealth Club on Market Street at 6:30pm Pacific Daylight Time. I encourage all of you to attend. $15 for non-members.

http://www.commonwealthclub.org/images/06-07hyphy.jpg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

darkly amusing..

like guinness shits? I find that they're darkly amusing. But that's enough scatology.

What uni has the pleasure of your top-up fees Mr Jagger?

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

erm, Cambridge uni. Our music scene, by the way, is almost irredeemable, which is why I'm joining the radio station next year in a futile push to get people listening to stuff that isn't Matchbox 20 or The Kaiser Chiefs. I'll fail. The moment I'll fail is the moment I put Wilco's 'Less Than You Think' on because the last 12 minutes feature some "awesome" feedback manipulation.

Oh, and the amount of complacent egotism here is quite staggering to behold...

...but once you meet the right people, it becomes sort of worth it...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'm playing it down of course. I'm actually as chuffed as Kate Winslet's dildo to be here...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Charming.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

This is going to be great.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

he's a trip!

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm here to learn... :)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.property-in-the-sun.com/images/Blog/feb_2006/vultures.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

I'm here to learn... :)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004D37N.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1072780814_.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.property-in-the-sun.com/images/Blog/feb_2006/vultures.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/gybefan/salo/snapshot20060720125744.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'm here to learn... :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/gybefan/salo/snapshot20060720125744.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm.

gear, that is both funny and unkind. perhaps it will be for the best if i enjoy my own demise as much as you clearly do...

and dom...

*sigh*

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://julia.hanovercomputer.com/toy/nov01/catalog/ATD_12_2001/pict0265.jpg

I am made of time!

― regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

is this some sort of initiation rite, or genuine mockery?

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

a little from both columns

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

we've all gone through the process

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

Shall I compare thee

To a dying powerchord

You’re in tune apparently

But your sound is being ignored

You won’t be extinguished

Like an answered cellphone

Always intended to disperse

Not cut off like a dialtone

Is this you?

My mama always taught me not to give out too much info on the internet

Also I can't believe you used a mini-vacuum cleaner as a "soulsucker"

...

no mockery on the internet is genuine.

But there is a newby thread where you say hello, posting a new thread on anything invites challenge, nevermind introducing yourself.

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

Welcome to the wonderful world of asshats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

It is indeed all me. Congrats re: the google search. DISCLAIMER: I wrote the poem over 3 years ago and have practically disowned it as wanky teenage bullshit nowadays.

it's not like I'm not relishing the challenge, is it? ;-)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'll BECOME an asshat and women will slobber all over my thighs. 10-0.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'll BECOME an asshat and women will slobber all over my thighs. 10-0.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/gybefan/salo/snapshot20060720125744.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

(i may have been joking there, dom)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

well some constructive advice: google indexes this board, therefore it can be data mined by spammers, so you ought to google-proof that e-mail address on your posts unless you want e-mails extolling the virtues of RAIPSEHX and erectile dysfunction cures.

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

I forgot, you Americans don't have an equivalent phrase for our own 'taking the piss'. It's something I do quite a lot, so I'm steeling myself for a whole lotta misunderstandin'...

And cheers for the advice, MA...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

More poems containing the word "cellphone", plz.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
And when we were children, staying at the arch-duke's,
My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
Cellphone cellphone cellphone cellphone cellphone

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

My cellphone buzzes,
but nobody is speaking.
Am I a loser?

that'll do...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

"Taking the piss" roughly equivilant to the American "I'm just fuckin' with you, man", no?

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps, but ours is SUCCINCT.

no, wait, you win this one.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

We rip the piss, taking is too easy for us irish, ripping is where it's at.

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

ah, high school and ILX

so much like prison

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

with less anal insertions

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/gybefan/salo/snapshot20060720125744.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

great, now i'm being edited. i'm going to lose this one.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, you'll all tire of me soon enough. Y'know, get bored, wander off, find something else to entertain yourselves with. Look, it's started to happen already. My novelty has worn off. I'm getting closer to the safe zone of obscurity...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

SHOW, DON'T TELL

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

srsly, major mistake to introduce yourself, now everybody thinks you're a self-important twat

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

*slinks away disillusioned*

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

Louis, are you an only child?

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

no. irrelevant.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

ILM : Where dreams go to become crack and meth addicts, lose teeth, lose limbs to necrotising infections, prostitute themselves and die, black with flys and bloated, undiscovered for weeks on an abandoned and desolate closed shopping centre car park.

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah. It's taken just over 5 hours for me to no longer want to be a music reviewer...

I'm off to bed. I've learnt a lesson here: GET DOWN, STAY DOWN

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

irrelevant.
Wow, you really are new here!

Change your screen name to "bring on the anal!!" and everyone will be happy.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

hey louis don't worry this site has nothing to do with music criticism

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

and everything to do with trashing kind-hearted strangers

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

I like how the first post on these threads is pretty much always by Ned.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

It's part of my way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

he's our st. peter

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

how did St Peter die? wasn't he crucified upside down?

...

that's rough gear, real rough...

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Introduce Yourselves!

douches

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'm with you about "silent to the dark", louis.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Hi!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

noes

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

lollllls

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

Hi Louis, I hope everything goes well for you here!

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

OTM

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: when's that olive branch gonna be retracted then?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

also, hoosteen, although i'm currently fucked i can still feel the crimson shame of embarrassment at that quote. it was originally designed to be an amusing parody of the WORST thing one might say on an introduction thread, turned out it became the very thing it sought to mock...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

If you're currently fucked, it is truly the day that all of ilx has been waiting for. CONGRATS DUDE!

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

fucked as in drunk et a little bit stoned. the literal fucking will have to wait, although not long if (one of) the pipeline projects blossom(s).

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm actually as chuffed as Kate Winslet's dildo :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

stoked for the madness.jpeg

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

The most meanspirited of threads redeemed?

(Come on ILM, I still believe in you!)

― David A. (Davant), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

First hint on success for your goal: Do not tell your intended that she is a "pipeline project".

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool', there's something called 'posting drunk on ILX at five in the morning', and never the twain shall meet.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool',

possibly my favorite phrase ever.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hoosteen, where is your introduction thread?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god

― MY NAME IS FREEZER BURN (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

ban louis jagger

― Apple Juice (Apple Juice), Saturday, 10 February 2007 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

Surmounter, as if your introduction here was any better. hi guys, i'm new here!!!! anyone else agree with me that tipping sux????

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

that wasn't my introduction - i've been around for a while. and your tipping joke is dead.

i wasn't making fun of louis jagger's introduction, either, with my oh my god. i've just never seen this thread and it's amsuing to put 2 and 2 together.

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'm joining the radio station next year in a futile push to get people listening to stuff that isn't Matchbox 20 or The Kaiser Chiefs. I'll fail. The moment I'll fail is the moment I put Wilco's 'Less Than You Think' on because the last 12 minutes feature some "awesome" feedback manipulation.

...or maybe the moment I mashed Einsturzende Neubauten and Super Furry Animals together...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I had a lot more respect for Louis Jagger when I thought he had just entered his first year of college

― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Saturday, 10 February 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/oozinator.gif

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

dooooood

wai

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://graphics.boston.com:80/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/ReturnoftheKing.jpg

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know what the deal is with that picture.

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh ur gonna be a treat

-- david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006

boy did i call that one

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I like Louis.

― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

xp was about to say 'hi ms cleo'

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

LouJag was truly the Chekhov's Gun of ilx.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.slugop.org/images/yellow-ribbon.gif

BRING OUR BOY BACK :(

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

― Edward III, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah strongo that was some churchill in '34 shit

― gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Give me time to reason,
give me time to think it through
Passing through the season,
where I cheated you

I will always have a cross to wear,
but the bolt reminds me I was there

So give me strength,
to face this test tonight

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time
I would stay for the night. For the night...

Claim your right to science
Claim your right to see the truth
Though my pangs of conscience,
Will drill a hole in you

I seen it coming like a thief in the night,
I seen it coming from the flash of your light

So give me strength,
to face this test tonight

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time..
I would stay for the night

The bolt reminds me I was there
the bolt reminds me I was there

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time
I would stay for the night

[repeat chorus until fades out]

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

admittedly it's not as if he posted some very formal multi-graph nabisco otm style opening post and i somehow twigged him naked in makeup a year later

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

mod, edit strongo's post to say 'naked in makeup by the end of the year'

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

it's a good idea to imagine everyone here naken in makeup maybe

― gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait god no

― gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha you just imagined ned in makeup naked

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

A dream, but not mine.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

how you do that??!!

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Do what?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

Appear promptly whenever you're referenced, I'm guessing.

― jim, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

i'm guessing he takes advantage of firefox's multi-tab browsing and opens every ilx thread

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

He's just Ned.

― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Surely you guys have realized by now that Ned is a bot.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

1) at work
2) bored, therefore
3) on ILX
4) loading new answers
5) wondering why Louis Jagger thread has been revived

etc.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ban Ned Raggett

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

i use multiple firefox tabs also fwiw

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, this thread explains a lot.

― chap, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

admittedly it's not as if he posted some very formal multi-graph nabisco otm style opening post and i somehow twigged him naked in makeup a year later

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 4:04 PM

haha you almost twigged l jag

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe he's hooked up with Marissa.

― leavethecapital, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

leave my girl alone.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

i have a really sexy friend named marissa

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

"...and she really gives you lots of bliss-uh."

― gigabytepicnic, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

YES she does

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

welcome louis!

― Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

stoked for the madness.jpeg

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, February 10, 2007 4:47 AM (5 months ago)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

ha rev

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

one year of madness :-D :-D :-D

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Bring on the anal

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

10-0

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

Defend The Indefensible: The Lyrics to 'I Predict A Riot'

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed. And please never write like that sentence again.

― electricsound, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

hi, anal obsessive just like the rest of you, 57, going into a mental ward for stabbing my wife with with a pair of scissors, love cricket, footie (soccer), listening to the voices in my head, writing threatening letters to female celebrities, being darkly amusing, the completed works of legendary murderer Fred West, favourite music includes both Swing out Sister AND Simply Red, neither of whom are shite, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Terrance Trent Darby, Prefab Sprout, The Beautiful south (all-too easily dismissed, actually. I have more to say about them at some point), ...etc etc etc...
above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

(that last sentence was parody)

― max r, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

Don't knock Prefab Sprout. Or Swing out sister actually.

― I know, right?, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

(that last parody was shit)

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.external-identity.com/images/stingray/stingray-leather-hobo-handbag.jpg

― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:16 (seventeen years ago)

the shit

― max r, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

Please never begin a setence again

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

sentence

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

The setence that died of shae.

― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

Great thrad

― Tom D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:26 (seventeen years ago)

Please never begin a setence again

-- DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 11:24 (

HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

― max r, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

great tings, all

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

great zings we.

― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

less zings, more hugs

― max r, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

Ù_Ú

― electricsound, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago)

louis j >>>>> max r

― The Reverend, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^ The post that had to be made.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

cancer >>>>> max r

― 31g, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

I'm serious as max r when I say rhythm is a dancer.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

me = cancer ;_;

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, but look on the bright side of things, at least you're not max r.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

a guy walks into a doctor's office. the doctor runs some tests and comes back. "i've got some bad news. you have cancer, and you have alzheimer's." the guy sits there for a moment, taking it in, and then brightens and says, "well hey at least i don't have louis jagger".

― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

weak

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

max r = cancer + alzheimer's + two broken legs

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

^^ the narcissism of small differences

― ^@^, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

good revive

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

as a ILX newcomer the louis jagger bit goes completely over my head

nude spock too

― Mark Clemente, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

If you're willing to wade through it, this thread kind of explains it.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

i have no recollection of my march 2007 revive.

― gr8080, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

the narcissism of small differences

there's a pretty sizeable difference between over-earnest buffoonery and outright trolling.

Mark Clemente: basically, I plunged straight into ILX aged 19 without bothering to check in my retardedness at reception, and have since lived to regret/enjoy it. Nude Spock is a paranoid nutjob who's banned from the entire site, yet often finds ways to return and post yet more self-important, accusatory twaddle, under tediously unsubtle disguises.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

luckily now that youre 20 youve checked your retardedness at reception

― max, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

it has been checked and approved. my status as limey-retard-in-general is safe, despite this 'max r' threat (discounted on grounds of trollery).

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

yeah no, don't worry about him, you're fine

― ^@^, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

ah that most british of gifts, cheeky self-deprecation : )

― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

ach there always has to be the extra nail in the chest, the extra boot in the ruck. a fairly rusty nail and a fairly lumpen boot at that.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

(that last sentence was parody)

― omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Where do you go, my lovely
Where do you go
I wanna know, my lovely, I wanna know

Where do you go, oh oh eh oh
I wanna know, oh oh eh oh
Where do you go, oh oh eh oh...
I wanna know

You leave without a word, no message, no number
And now my head is pounding like rolling thunder
You left me with a heartache deep inside
Girl you should see me cry all night, and I wonder

Everybody says, what a shame, what is wrong
They don't like the game we play
Heard you're hanging round every night until dawn
I'm waiting for you night and day
[repeat 1]

You gotta break the silence, don't keep me waiting
Just like a river flowing to the sea
You're running back to me
Come hear what I'm saying

Where do you go, My Lovely
I wanna know

Where do you go, oh oh oh...
Where do you go, oh oh oh...
I wanna know
Where do you, where do you go?...

Save me...

Come back and dry the tears, I cried for you baby
You've gotta stop this heartache deep inside
You've gotta help me make it through the night safely
Come back and save me
[rpt 1, 1...]

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

PS: Kill all (radical) Muslims

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't realize that louis had been sonned by a rudimentary google search a mere 3 hours into his ilx existence

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 10:04 (seventeen years ago)

Main Entry:
fore·shad·ow
Pronunciation:
\-ˈsha-(ˌ)dō\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1577
: to represent, indicate, or typify beforehand : prefigure
— fore·shad·ow·er \-də-wər\ noun

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck you, Dom. I thought I'd managed to completely erase that song from my memory.

― The Reverend, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

OK, I can help:

You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Louis Jagere
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are

You live in a fancy apartment
Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

I've seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does

When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back and on your legs

And when the snow falls you're found in Saint Moritz
With the others of the jet-set
And you sip your Napoleon brandy
But you never get your lips wet, no you don't

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Won't you tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

Your name, it is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh, a-ha-ha-ha

They say that when you get married
It'll be to a millionaire
But they don't realize where you came from
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn

Where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

I remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly-born tags, so they try

So look into my face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside, yes you do

I know where you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
'Cause I can look inside your head

(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)
(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)

― Mark G, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hjVwvyHUHUc

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

haha, that kid's fucking brilliant!

― nate woolls, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

I kinda think he deserves his own thread, really.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

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Jim Ross Jr.

― jim, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

that kid seems awesome! we should invite him to ILF.

― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

or it's called ILNFL? i'm gonna message him on myspace.

― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

oh damn, he hasn't checked that myspace since 2006. oh well.

― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

ps that kid would destroy LJ

― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed. And please never write like that sentence again.

lolololololololol

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

whatever happened to louis jagger?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

He has a big term paper to write this semester so he asked to be banned until June.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

Conceptual Foundations of Artificial Agents

― zaxxon25, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

Though it seems he still reads ilx. At least he doesn't get pulled into 4000 post lolbritpop argues tho

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

Easter term finishes June 13, so I assume he'll be back some time shortly before then, depending on when his exams are. In Oxford English finishes about four weeks before the end of term (because it is easy) so he could be back earlier.

― caek, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theclockdepot.com/clock/images/pi_16431.jpeg

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe it's only a year (well, 17 months) since he started posting.

― nate woolls, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

favourite music includes both Blur AND Mogwai, neither of whom are shite

/controversial

― omar little, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

xxp: http://www.thebulletin.org/minutes-to-midnight/timeline.html

― caek, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

so glad that lj is into early Rev

underrated period of mine tbh

― cank sunny ade (The Reverend), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

boces is a masterpiece

― I understand that the romantic interest route is very popular. (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

whatever happened to this guy

― phillippa minge (electricsound), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

got 51d iir

― cank sunny ade (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

oh ur gonna be a treat

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― ian, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

time was

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

the antepoppage era

― velko, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

a large part of me really wants to know if had my post-jan '09 posting style been employed throughout, would ilx have been a more or less rewarding experience

i mean practically every time i look at a post of mine from before then i do the whole mental facepalm thing, but sometimes the facepalm is tempered with guffaws

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

i'm going to go out on a limb and say that yes, if your post-jan '09 posting style of NOT posting about your truth or dare sex experiences was employed throughout, then your ilx experience might have been more "rewarding", and by rewarding i mean "not plagued by embarrassing google results and a web page devoted to my sexual escapades"

― sugg life (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

and extended vacations

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh ur gonna be a treat

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

RIP

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

lol but the changes have encompassed more than mere sexual discretion...i now no longer post like a *total* retard, on which note i'm zipping off to bed before i say something dumb

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

still a total retard ;)

― cutty, Saturday, 11 July 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

i mean your original posts could be interpreted as an ILX troll they were so bad

― cutty, Saturday, 11 July 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

but you were/are a real person

― cutty, Saturday, 11 July 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

it has been a learning hairpin

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

RIP

― bentley cadence (gbx), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://sparkintomarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cake3candles-copy.jpg

― country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

― blogga drownt sanga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

<3 lj, despite it all.

― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

3 years tho, jesus fuck.

― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://i26.tinypic.com/347brz9.jpg

― crutal truth (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 July 2009 06:02 (fifteen years ago)

Despite? I think one should say BECAUSE. I distinctly remember reading these first few posts of LJ.

― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

fantastic

― salsa shark, Sunday, 26 July 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

holla it's still my birthday gang

― country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

You are three... Happy birthday.

― Keith, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

Montessori soon to come.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE

― Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

o god i was an absolute terror at Montessori, they had to remove me pronto before actual minds were damaged

― country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

... don't forget potty training.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

there is this ad campaign on the local newspaper's website for some diaper company. At the top of the page is this huge flash ad soliciting votes in a poll for who is easier to potty train - boys or girls. I really don't want to think about potty training while I'm looking for news on local homicides.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

in a way, my 3 years on ILX have been a cross between potty-training and homicide

― country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

is that how Dom P went out then?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

Too soon

― Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Bueno.

I live in Houston, Texas and i love art, so much that i create much of it for a living. Where ever i go drama seems to follow. No im not goth. Sushi is my favorite food, but i can hardly afford it thesee days. Ill be 27 in December. i have no children. i am not married. i dont own real estate. I have a 3lb yorkie named Mamas and 3 hamsters, but 2 are missing in action.

Get to know me i think im pretty awesome.

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

what type of art do you creating?

― carne asada, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

*are you creating?

― carne asada, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

i create much hard one

― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

im a designer/illustrator mainly for print material. i also paint/sketch on the side.

i also create much hard one.

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

CARNE ASADA CON FRIES

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

question 1: dude how do you lose a hamster, let alone two of them

― some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

question 2: are you a dude? your mini-bio is incredibly detailed considering you didn't give any indication of your gender

― some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

she's not a dude.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

ok thanks, now back to the hamsters

― some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

she met a dude who was also not a dude

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

cool, not dude

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think I'd read the first part of this thread until just now.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-) above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

xpost ditto

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

it explains a lot.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

Like why they call Country Matters lj and the start of the "ban l0u1s jagg3r" meme.

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Haha. Instant googleproofing!

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

answer 1: i have intelligent hamsters that have learned to climb up the bars and actually LIFT up the water bottle that dangles off the top, then crawl out that hole.

answer 2: http://melodramatic.com/elite.php/margo

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

more like when I finally saw Anchorman and realized it was the source of almost half of my friends' jokes.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Oh, man, you shouldn't do that. Totally believed you were female anyway.

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

xpost wrong thred

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

i know!!! same goes with that movie Friday.... i barely watched it this year and was angry to learn that all my friends werent actually funny but stealn jokes.

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

or maybe not wrong thread - I should pay more attention

― bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

oh doesnt matter, that link has been whored out this past month for all sorts of legal and non legal reasons lol

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

there are forces more powerful than haberdager's at play now

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

do tell.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

</wire quote>

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

it's all around us...i'm taking a backseat now tbh

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thenextwave.biz/tnw/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Dyson.jpg

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha love that jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

<3 bamcquern

― plax (I know, right?), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

question 1: dude how do you lose a hamster, let alone two of them

You do realize that's a euphemism. They're like... down there.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

Hi Hondurian. The posts of yours I've already seen mark you as a valuable new poster. Welcome!

― both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks BIG HOOS

― hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

xp Nathalie: you are my hero.

― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

greetings, all.

i un-closeted over on TMI. been lurking for some years now, and hungoverly uninhibited felt like posting today.

you all make work a better place.

― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

i un-closeted over on TMI.

THIS is gonna end well.

Hi!

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

someone knows their HISTORY

hello again!

― maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

don't mean to come off as obsessive (though it often seems like a positive trait here) but this thread was memorable.

i'm canadian, btw.

― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

― iatee, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

someone knows they're HISTORY

― maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

tata!

― maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

;)

― maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

beatings, all!

― scott seward, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

wait waht?

― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

you all make work a better place.

u mad

ps, welcome

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

WmC while we have you can you let us know SB count for our new friend?

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

it's 46 already

that was quick

― from the unhip (electricsound), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

ps it is actually not

― from the unhip (electricsound), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

I'll tell a poster their own number, but not someone else's.

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length
notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length
notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length
notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length
notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length
notwithstanding that I am a sucker for length

― symsymsym, Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for the greetings, sb's and other archived internet ephemera.

darraghmac, you've been especially helpful: for a while, in the earlier part of this decade, i lived on hanbury lane in the liberties (off meath st.) and dunville ave. in ranelagh.

― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

I'll tell a poster their own number, but not someone else's.

OK, you've just lit my touchpaper, opened my bullpen, yanked my bellrope.

whatever you wanna call it, I'm off

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

(j/k, obv.)

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

/gets me coat

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

lyin' in spring

― velko, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

my brother used to live near meath street...

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 18 April 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

once i met a man at the bus stop

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 18 April 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

it was mostly dutch gold, prams and tracksuits by the spar.

christchurch.

― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

darraghmac, you've been especially helpful:

this was entirely unintentional fwiw

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 April 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XIycjaR9wOU/T_7in1_GbvI/AAAAAAAACr0/g0FdkiKjEqw/s1600/Mansun+Six+Cover.jpg

― once a week is ample, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago)

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/images/madness_7.jpg

― Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

http://brianslesprit.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/john-crazy-customer2.jpg

― how's life, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMynorZmU0Y

― imago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 07:20 (eight years ago)

― sarahell, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 07:41 (eight years ago)

I think my first ILM post was saying something mean about Deafheaven. Goooood times.

― ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 09:59 (eight years ago)

lol, you cut your teeth elsewhere before coming here though

my first post isn't actually this. earlier that day i posted something sycophantic to ethan of all people and i think he mocked me

― imago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:06 (eight years ago)

Any great pieces of music writing from the past week or so?

― imago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:07 (eight years ago)

greetings, still

― estela, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:24 (eight years ago)

why thank you, and likewise

― imago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:38 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

https://hncimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/What-A-Long-Strange-Trip-Its-Been-Hippie-Posterz.jpg

― imago, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:16 (three years ago)

(that last sentence was parody)

― pomenitul, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:29 (three years ago)

Well, yeah...You were 17. 17 then was much younger than 17 now.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:34 (three years ago)

I was a sheltered innocent of 19 in fact

― imago, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:36 (three years ago)

I was 35 or so going on 15 at the time.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:40 (three years ago)

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