Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

Said you slapped Roddy Piper and didn't get a hassle.
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle.

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE

Nigga tryin' a kick it but no I don't play soccer,
I'm all about my cake I'm tryin'a marry Betty Crocker.

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:31 (23 minutes ago) Link

shoot ya daughter in the calf muscle
fuck a tussle

Cause I go in ya deeper, I only bone divas
Inpregnate the world when I come through your speakers

(or iMpregnate, whichever)

comin up i was confused my momma kissin a girl
confusion occurs comin up in the cold world

I once told indie girl that I genuinely found 50 Cent's verse in Hate or love it quite moving and she laughed at me. FUCK YOU INDIE GIRL.

there should have be an "an" in there.

I'm more partial to the next couplet:

Daddy ain't around, prob'ly out commitin' felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing "Check, check out my melody"

And if you're locked up, I gotta get my style in
From San Quentin to Ryker's island.

i never talk to indie girls about music

It's the hard little pistol-packing punk dope smuggler
Lethal when I kill, I go straight for the jugular

I'm now listening to the first Camp Lo album, and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about at any given moment. Somehow this doesn't hurt my enjoyment.

haha i love that album, been listening to it a lot lately

trying to figure out some shit to do w/ "park joint," the vocals are so upfront and there's so little music behind the drums i want to blend it with some dance tracks or something. plus dudes sound just as silly at normal speed as sped up, as long as you don't go past 10 bpms or something

"traffic come to a dead stop/
rain find ways not to fall on my head top"

...and you could picture like a photo...
...with rhymes displayed that engrave deep as x-rays

my hand around her collar, feedin' 'er cheese
she said the taste of dollaz was shitty so i fed 'r fifties

about 'is whereabouts i wasn't convinced
so I kept feedin her money 'til her shit started t' make sen'(t)

all the yea'z we wrr real close
now i see his fears through he(r) teaz know she's wishin we wz still close

don't cry, it is th' be / in time
i'll take away your miseries and make it mine,

i refugee from guantanamo bay
dance around the border like i'm cassius clay

Take a ride with me nigga to eternity
And watch me live to see another century

Lifes a bitch, who do you trust
I put my fate in my glock, cause I know its gonna bust

I used to think the hood was cool
But my ghetto ties keep me checking in my rearview'.

Lord you showed me, even dealt me these cards, I gots to play em'
My life is like a game, I'm up from a.m. to a.m.

an i'm duckin an dodgin, gettin glass all in my fuckin hand--
i caught some shelta-- my souljas, they was fulla sand.

'Them same hoes you be repping to, believe it or not, the same hoes
Behind your back, run and tell me, each and everything you do'

you and i are the past c'est la vie much respect girl
but now you're my ex girl and i'm on to the next girl

Our cars look like cra-yon, hoes know I'm the man though
I can shoulder lean... ionno how to dance tho

ionno

haha hell yes

Dizzee:

Bloke from Waitrose is knobbin me old Gran, rubbin in the jizz like Winton with fake tan

sumthin' like jeff'ry dahm'rr my bullets be eatin' human flesh | if u got it thenn i wan' it, i get this shit off my ches'

dro's album is full of catchy quotable shit

i like the song from the grand hustle comp
he does a good job singing about seafood

squid and tilapia

lol 'singing'

rapping

from the "we fly high" remix:
skatin on ice like kristy yamaguch
sittin up in the chevy eatin blowfish sushi

yamaguchi*

how can there be any logic
in biological war?
we all know this is wrong
but the new world order is beating down the door

- megadeth

smart bombs
lazer guided armaments
a more sophisticated way
to wake up dead

also: dro RAPS the phrase "blowfish sushi"
try even saying that.

so many great couplets from that song.
juelz:
i'm about my green no it ain't tennis
mess with my green and i'll become your dentist

diddy's whole verse (whoever ghostwrote that is a beast).

I can't be dealt wit
When I'm on this felt tip

how can there be any logic
in biological war?
we all know this is wrong
but the new world order is beating down the door

- megadeth

haha this reads like some poor righteous teachers shit.

I'm a bboy, I'm the real mccoy
I'm chocolate all over like an almond joy

walk around in this record industry
with all these pharisees tryna look at me

what's that last one oily? bells be ranged.

it's mr. luda, jada and nas
and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage

That's from the chorus of AceyAlone and Abstract Rude's "B-boy Real McCoy" (Accepted Eclectic, Ground Control 2001)

ha there was this one time i got a lift home from work with this real lyrical new york aficionado guy (seriously there's loads of these dudes around! in london! telling me about uncle murder and joell ortiz and whoever the fuck! bizarro) and the whole time he's turning his nose up at a random cd i made of regular chart rap stuff mp3s when dro 'rubberband banks' comes on - THE VERY SECOND he hears that "put u up on astronomy" / i do trigonometry" line he perks right up like it was the 2nd coming of organized konfusion and refuses to accept dro is dsouth. that's when i knew these guys are shallower than any paris hilton fan!

anyway dro's cool, i liked that album a lot.

i should find out more about lil c as well, cos some of those beats there are fucking sick to death

We eat so many shrimp/ I got iodine poisoning

Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out

you got more exes than the honorable ellijah muhammad do
and that ain't even my problem with you

This may be stretching "couplet"....

You cool out to the music 'cause it makes you feel serene, with the birds and the bees and all those groovy things
Like getting stomach aches when you gotta go to work, or staring into space when you're feeling berserk

That's most definitely not a couplet. What was I thinking?

lemme tell you my funniest joke
...i'm broke.

A quatrain?

xpost

Yeah, a quatrain. But anyways...

I'm in the cut, the type you don't recognize with shades
Tattoos? None to trace

i like to pull up my pants and lean back too
organic vegetables mixed in with fast food

you got more exes than the honorable ellijah muhammad do
and that ain't even my problem with you

hahahaha, this one is great!

Ah...now the high starts to settle
So I'm kicking fat lyrics that rock like heavy metal

t-t-totally dude

Not Richard Prior,
But prior to rap I was cookin' crack over an open fire

-Malice (Clipse) "Definition of a Roller"

Not pic-i-nic baskets
Pic-i-nic caskets!

not much love for doom on this thread...

sufferin' soccotash, she took him for his last buck of cash
he love her...motherfuck her ass

and i love you, cuz you a sweet bitch
a crazy rat that might make my dick itch

--biggie

ctrackerz try t' 2 step i'll make that ass walk away
elegant. catch me at a symphony or opera play

??? fat lady (l/it)-ai
'n' o'er til the trap lady s'ang

Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum
rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun

U-God on "Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'":
"Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

just bought a new crib inside so dumb
got some money put away case the hurricane come

we go through episodes too like attack of the clones
wait til we break a bag then you'll hear the crack of the bone

Fantastic and I start to act drastic
When I see my wedding band on the ho's left asscheek

We had to grow dreads to change our description
Two cops is on the milkbox, missin'

Eenie meenie
We funk like Whodini*

* Or maybe Houdini. I don't have a clue which, since context means nothing here.

As for their rims, they were so high they were awesome; and their rims were full of eyes, all around the four of them.
Ezekiel 1:18

We funk like Whodini*

* Or maybe Houdini.I don't have a clue which, since context means nothing here.

Probably Whodini (reference to their song "Five Minutes of Funk", I bet), although I have heard a Houdini reference recently too but I can't remember where (or swear it was a couplet!). It was very much in the "Ghost like Swayze" vein, as you can imagine.

pussy popperz burnin seams

U-God on "Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'":
"Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

that's actually the inspectah...u god wasn't even on 36 chambers...incarcerated while it was being recorded...

Deck really is mad dangerous on that record. I was disappointed by the solo stuff.

agreed!...imo deck and the gza were the 2 standouts on 36 chambers...uncontrolled substance was so disappointing and that new album (resident patient) is almost unlistenable...but he definitely gets the award for most consistent best 8 bars on the clan cuts.

my partner's cousin's uncle got killed by a shooter
i'm depressed so there's a rumor "boots is gonna hit the buddha!"

"Boy you lost your mind" - No, I lost my virginity
And I shot quick like that fool shot Kennedy

nice

I'm a young Yoda
Yo, my tongue does yoga.

that's actually the inspectah...u god wasn't even on 36 chambers...incarcerated while it was being recorded...

unless Deck completely changed his voice and then went back to normal for the second verse, it's def. U-God.

she said she dont fuck with rap since Mase got saved
but baby got back like mase got sprayed.

This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill
Sayin' nothin on the track

MIMS

got a liter of Knob Creek, and a bottle of ether
got the second Mobb Deep creepin' out of the speakers
would prefer to sit at home and drink 'cuz it's cheaper
why you tryna hide the eggs, girl, you think that it's Easter?

OK, let me get this straight....

Is this thread actually restricted to "couplets"?

i guess not necessarily, but that is sorta the design.

"Touch language the best way that english will let us
Just to explain half the thoughts I develop
You gotta change the alphabet and add like ten letters"

Oh yeah, I'm an outlaw!

haha, what is that from?

DJ Zeph and Azeem "Ten Steps Ahead" from the album Rise Up.

http://www.zshare.net/download/25025748bda32f/

you mistook me for a rapper, huh?
well that makes me an actor
cuz i would rather clap a gun.

(this isn't a couplet, sorry.)

i understand that envy is part of the game
but make no mistake, you and i, we are not the same
naw bitch, i'm liable to splatter your shit
light up your world 'til you start to stagger and shit
watch how them hollows straight rattle ya shit
and then i'll leave it to y'all to freestyle and battle and shit.

i'm great in the kitchen like morning cookware
uncle jamima, with my braids wrapped
and three-minute recipes for cooking flapjacks.

And it's Worthless, I got the whole town rappin'
If England lose the football then the whole town's scrappin'
Lying to yourself thinking you're creating the genre
Your drums sound like Pringles cans, you couldn't be wronger

Worthless "Croydon Politics"

Some great flow on the rest too...

IONNO WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ADD THIS ONE...

WHEN I HIT IT FROM THE BACK I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DAMMIT MAN'
WHEN I PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DUHNUHNUHNUH'

i'm like the scenes they feature ethan hawke in
training day
i aim and spray
heaters often

^^^^^^^^^^^^
what's that from???

crooked i deep cover freestyle on hiphopdx.com, here ya go it's great

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.2253/title.crooked-i-deep-cover-freestyle

WHEN I HIT IT FROM THE BACK I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DAMMIT MAN'
WHEN I PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DUHNUHNUHNUH'

you mean 'mamis'
i know it means the same thing sort of ... its just weirder when its spelled 'mommies'

errrrr let's pretend that's the MILF remix.
(im from miami too i should have typed "mamis")

Okay, this is half a sampled chorus/hook, but fuggit.

When I pop the trunk, hit the deck!
John Wayne couldn't even stand the reign of the tec

I swear, the way this shit was running through my mind I nearly started a new thread for it.

Ghostride! Ghostride! Get out the way, let Casper drive
Ghostride! Go crazy! Who's that drivin'? Patrick Swayze

(yes, yes, Swayze/Ghost puns are as old as they come, I know this)

np: "Dammit Man" (MILF remix)

that pussy was ripe, gripping my dick like a pair of pliers
you fucking snitch right now you probably wearing wires

-freestyle, big l RIP

cut you like i'm doing a tattoo of a statue,
why you think i'm mad at you.

-kool kieth

one half of all two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream
so they take whats given thats your decision
i just dont consider that living

-bro ali

just saw the brother live the other night and it was awesome, go see him if you can

oopsss

one half of all two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream
cause failure is not an option it would seem

so they take whats given thats your decision
i just dont consider that living

My favorite myspace legend Worthless has seemingly broken out of the pack!

http://www.virgindigital.co.uk/musicstore/genres/urban/

bless.

Ran home quickly, put on grey Reeboks swiftly
met her at 8:15 and banged her all in proper fifty
Drugs were wonderful, like Oasis "Wonderwall"
and getting head off Beyonce at the same time winning Thunderball

My chick got rings in her nipples
Set off a metal detector like a pistol

My favorite myspace legend Worthless has seemingly broken out of the pack!

http://www.virgindigital.co.uk/musicstore/genres/urban/

Duh, they change that link every week.

They had Worthless as top pick.

i don't give a fuck about you or your weak crew
whatchu gonna do when big poppa comes for you?

I breach national security purposely
To safely return the statue of Freddie Mercury

ha what is that?

everytime i hear somebody say 'question...' i always zone out and just think '...why is it that mcs be wack and major labels wanna sign all that crap ayo funk dat' is this true for anybody else y/n

While you hit trees and coast
I split flows to be ferocious
And with these explosive
I split seas with Moses

OH OH OH MY LIPS SO LUSCIOUS
THE WAY I SPICE IT UP WITH THEM MAC MAC BRUSHES
ITS PROBABLY THE REASON ALL THESE BOYS GOT CRUSHEEEEEEES

yeeeeeeeah, hey, momma they cant hate 'em
'cause after all of the drama, K slayed 'em.

wayne's gettin money like damon and keenan
try to take it from me and i'm aimin' and beamin'
bangin' and leavin'
stains on the cement
slide the crackers somethin' so they tame the policemen

don't be playing with me
i advise
i make 'em chinese food
another cat fried

i wanna rock right now
my name's rob base and i came ta get down.

I breach national security purposely
To safely return the statue of Freddie Mercury

-- Doctor Casino

ha what is that?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

Canibus on Wyclef Jean's cover of "Another One Bites The Dust," one of the least bad random Wyclef covers you'll find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9msVekBv8s

wtf at that video. I remember wyclef being goofy but not that goofy

Woah. That Wyclef video made my day.

"That bitch is local like the 3 train"

We eat fish, tossed salads
And make rap ballads

everytime i hear somebody say 'question...' i always zone out and just think '...why is it that mcs be wack and major labels wanna sign all that crap ayo funk dat' is this true for anybody else y/n

-- and what, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:26 AM (Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:26 AM) Bookmark Link

That's from "1 2 Shit", right? MAD PLAY ON WKRB IN CINCINNATI! Busta's verse is crazy, too.

wtf at that video. I remember wyclef being goofy but not that goofy

Blame Gondry, I guess? I have to admit it makes me smile more than a bit.

This review, will be critically acclaimed
Leave you in critical pain, clinically insane

LIKE A BALL IN THE STANDS WE BALLS OUT
MY FLOW JUST GREW LEGS AND WALKED OUT
BYE

My man Al B. Sure! is in effect mode
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

he wonderin why all these playas tryin to holler at her
as soon as he go to the bafroom i'ma holler at her

Now playin' these bitches if my favorite sport
But ain't no games when they be callin' your name in the court

you 38 and still rappin? uuuuuuuuugh
i'm 26 nigga, so is the duuuuuuuuuubs.

i'm the man in this bitch
they say money talks, well i'm the van-trill-o-quist

this mc stepped to me butt-ass nekkid like 'whussup'
you know you done fucked up
no, i'm sayin, you know you done fucked up

You got no money and you got no car
Then you got no girl, and there you are

I ain't sayin' I'm number one,
Oh, I'm sorry, I lied.
I'm number one two three four and five.

BUNG BUNG BUNG!
Your bell just went RUNG RUNG RUNG!

I see guys in ICU's
You see guys in ties and suits

Dunno maybe need to see the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V33re4l-KU

I'll smack it but won't hurt it
Nasty but not perverted.

You don't like me?
Lightning strike me!

I was on the Peter Pan bus, you was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room
Y'all fuckin' with whom?

Froze but never holding rolls with a hot hand
We rollin' cheese til the rubber bands pop man

We steady working no cease
bring it to America like Geronimo and Cochise

I'M STANKY RICH
I'MA DIE TRYNA SPEND DIS SHIT

Watchin' for paint chips, don't want no lead in yo' child
But them gangstas put lead in yo' child

Now just be real with what you say and put some feeling up in it
And since everybody's dyin', put some killing up in it

i missed hoos w/ the "i get money" or else i would have added:

get a tan? i'm already black
rich? i'm already that

i got 99 problems
bein' a bitch ain't one :C

om n arsonist-- might just burn down your house
like a fire-man, ahl put a hot bitch out

I can't be dealt wit
When I'm on this felt tip

No fam, I won't miss you
Let's not make this an issue
Cos really no one would miss you
If your dad would have put you in a tissue

(Damn, JME is good...)

Now these muthafuckas know we carry more heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab

I can't be dealt wit
When I'm on this felt tip

Are there a lot of "felt tip" lyrics? I like:

This is some heartfelt shit
I write in dark felt tip

you see what happened in my last fight friend?
aight then

what is that from

I am annoyed at all of you that left out the names of the rappers. So, so annoyed.

We're contrarian-ass muthas, dude!

I'm talkin cyclones and terrordomes
Like Mel Gibson's

damn yall are lames

from big l's "m.v.p.", trem

also, i'm pretty sure 99% of these are g00glable.

shut up, gaydude

you shld be enslaved. word?

i should have had that in my head never mind google. never liked mvp tho xxp

hm, one of my favorite big l songs, though those kinda quiet bells always make me think of santa claus and reindeer or something.

I'm talkin cyclones and terrordomes
Like Mel Gibson's

-- Doctor Casino, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:15 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gibsones

My favorite part is that, of course, the dome with which Mel Gibson (or Gibsone) is most strongly associated is Thunderdome, not Terrordome. But it's a great line!

i'm tryna do what i love
i love what i do
this music is somethin mo different
than the weed & the brew

Let me know if it's a problem then
aight man holla then

I’m as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is persistence
I’m considered pro

matt do you actually like that kanye couplet?

cause i think it's pretty awesome how he pauses as if he waited for a response.

yeah i do actually but i was kinda just doing to cuz everyone was so riled up on that kanye thread.

but i do like the pause...but i'm wondering if it's mostly because that the best moment in the weird version of the video with that comedian and bonnie prince billy...that guy does a great job of lip synching...

and my tendencies
is t'wait 6 days for the new year and come down yr chimeny

no homo

i remember the time, i wish i could bring it back / what she mean to me is what i mean to rap -lil wayne

And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the gremlins,
Aint got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention.

Lil Wayne again.

ban nude spock

¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?

The Kanye pause is actually pretty clever (I say this through clenched teeth cos not a fan). On a different thread, others saw it as same-word rhyming, but the pause makes it...

Biochemically compacted sexual affection / now here, take a look at my selection

beats to the rhyme is the name of this jam
D that's me and that's who I am

surgeon general's warning:
i'm surgically injuring informants to resemble invalid deformed kids

Jail bars ain't golden gates
Those who fake, they break when they meet their four-hundred pound mate

together forever
stickin' up for one another
stayin' thicker than thick than peanut butter

- brother marquis

two couplets in sequence:

One thing for certain and two things for sure
Being broke is a disease, hustling is the cure
First you use your head and then you use your hands
Do it in reverse and you ain't even got a chance.

where were you on the night of april twenty-first?
home.

Doctors call the thing vagina, in the hood we call it trim
White boys call it snatch, Puerto Ricans call it chocha

adidas is the shit

when i drill i dont spill even if shes on the pill / keep my weapon covered concealed and in a shield / cuz i dont need that, aye eye dee ess, a d and d messin up my adidas

there's hell to pay, but the devil don't take checks
i try to send a message to god, his phone don't take text

Female fantasies frolic freely in my cock-pit
Every thirty-sumn seconds I can't stop it

Tu papa esta mas cuadrao que un cuderno
Y no comprenden mi lenguaje moderno

exterminating crews with my manuscript
and the best thing you wrote was a bunch of bullSHIT

Gaza strip 4 me, baby

WE RUN THIS SHIA

mod plz delete prior post the world's not ready!!!!

TOO FUTURISTIC

My man Al B. Sure! is in effect mode
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

-- The Reverend, Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:57 PM (Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:57 PM) Bookmark Link

Beat myself to it.

Okay, in that case how about...

Bendin' over naked as she's leanin' on your dresser
BOOYAH! She looks just like Vanessa...

Shit, you better hurry, before I have to bury
My attitude is bitchy, cause my period is heavy

crown on my head, took it to the a-town
you ain't gettin money or fame, bitch stay down

VISIT CHR WEIGH
N GIV YA MAMA DED FLOWERZ

watchim die slo / denniz eyez row / in the back uviz hed, now his body coe / a cuppl grand / a cuppl shots / a cuppl dripdrops / now y' leakin won't stop

I got a bitch that suck my dick 'til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut, she even take it in the butt
Fuck for about an hour, now she want a golden shower

Shots was whizzing, hitting Clorox bottles
Customers screaming, then the faggot ran out of hollows
I had to show him what it's all about
Next thing you read in the paper "A man who came to kill, gets knocked out"

i'm leave a fashion muscle
fire red

HIGH TIME WE MADE A STAND/SHOOK UP THA VIEWS OF THE COMMON MAN/ON A LOVETRAIN RIDES FROM COAST TO COAST/DJ'S THE MAN WE LOVE THA MOST

I'm in the Lambo
Lookin' like Rambo

i just be sittin in the beamer listenin to opera
gun is my bodyguard call it kevin costner

when you see me load the clip in the gun / you better kill that crip walk and start doin a crip run

Smack my ass, grab my neck
Got him cummin' everywhere
I'm a freak so I don't care
Just don't get none in my hair

Niggas gonna try to murk 50, how?
We ride around with guns the size of Lil Bow Wow

If you see me up in the mountains, wrestlin' with a lion
I ain't lyin' my nigga, don't help me, help the mountain lion!

I used to work at Mickey D's
To my old buster ass manager, "lickey deez"

(Boots, The Coup)...

"So literary with it, you can tell how I write
The boy's such an author, I should smoke a pipe"

"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowing out smoke signals"

Old cribs I sold, y'all drive by like monuments
Google Earth Nas, I got flats in other continents

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"

(seriously, this is a Shaquille O'Neal rap lyric from his first album....which should have ended his career right there, but didn't)

and for my homie streets i'ma twist one up
he can't even hit the kush, he gotta piss in a cup

is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video

"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue,
Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"

I ain't Hansel and Gretel,
I'm handsome in ghetto

ha, I like that one...

daaaaaaamn, what's with all the long faces?
yuh wooking pa nub in all the wong pwaces

is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video

"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue,
Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"

-- dmr, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:16 (2 hours ago) Link

You're nuts.

shaq = keith

withizzzowng-killing them harshly / n the core of the sun / godt-jdamnt/-charlike bark-- lea(d).

YEAH I SCRIBE RHYMES LIKE SHELL CODE / I GOT PUTTY RUNNING VI SSHING THROUGH HELL NODES

YEAH I SCRIBE RHYMES LIKE SHELL CODE / I GOT PUTTY RUNNING VI SSHING THROUGH HELL NODES

-- daanyel, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

??

Clang! Crime don't pay, listen, youth/It's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth

uh idk rly seriously i'm chopt

Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick
Cause she kept bootleggin my shit

we was raised in the dead-arm district
before guns was called biscuits
stapleton was on that hood shit

When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast
to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets

Nas, Verbal Intercourse

Unh... blowticious
Skeevy? ...delicious.

Ahhhhhhh.... I'm somewhat brainboggled
So I look to the microphone and slowly starts to wobble

I get money like white kids on their birthdays
I'm on the grime from Thursdays to Thursdays

cos I'm in da Industry man, In Eng-aland
where I never sell more than an indie band

You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowin' smoke signals

return of the jedi
from rio de janiero on the red eye
yet i still feel the need to be fly

Some of these niggas is so deceptive
Using my styles like a contraceptive

Knick knack paddy whack
I still got the biggest sack

If you don't like me, and you yell and boo
There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with you

Watch the tick-tock up in my watch froze like Eskimos
Yes sir, we up in China eatin' egg-a-rolls

AHHHH HUMAN FEE-SUS

the love is unconditional
even when the condition is critical,
when the living is miserable
your position is pivotal,
I ain't bullshiting you
now, why would I lie?
just to get by?

this came on the radio driving into work today. I couldn't seem to play it loud enough.

achoo, i'm rich
say gesundheit, bitch

room for love in rap songs apparently

i'm leave a fashion muscle
fire red

-- Humphry, Saturday, November 10, 2007 4:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum
rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:25 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

^love this one

I come in the club shakin' my dreads
Throwin' them 'bows and bustin' these heads

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist

I don't write nothin' down, I keep it all in my head, intelligent
About my business, memory like an elephant

Haha, 40 Water likes to compare himself to animals.

I MC and I rap now, my goons will never back down
you know I'm Jamaican, you can tell the way my dad sounds

From New York to Cali, Japan to Eye-Tally
I'm known to be the microphone Mohammed Ali.

Burn me, I get into shit
I let it out like diarrhea

when I die, I wanna go to Hell
Cuz I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell

Since the 70s my pedigree been cheddar cheese
When I used to read those Jets and Ebonys

Since earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Aiyyo, lyrical gas spittin tha criminal tactics
Non-believers get my dick and genitals backwards

Some people say my shit sounds worse than a demo tape
I get violent-- here, let me demonstrate

Bang this on your iPod
I'm God

i stay hy like gyraph pussy / in my Trap Hous blowin bubble Kushii

But really less battle raps than straight-up facts, kinda like a news report
Untrue? 'Fuck you' be this jew's retort

i got 16 fever ;[

shaw-d a(s) me wuhtyme idiazs /sait iss 15 minutz pas th dymunz bitch

lyrix flecthru th juury / articla hardt melts yno they(pf)hear me / ih y'really know theyd chamber meyen clouds til myear(b)leedz in handcuffs / yr fearz free

sharty smoke thrax / wut u no bout that

^ ghettoreich

GOGHIN AWWL DAY LIKE THE CLOCK ON THE WALL

y' kn feel that which u can't see
erthz molten iron (f)low(zth)underneath yr beast

"There's a pudding stain on the back
And what the fuck is that...it might be doodoo!"

"I'm not alive, thug life!
Dave chappelle, that ain't your wife!"

Someone ban Arms from this thread pls.

im pretty sure he's perma banned site wide which means we should see him again in a few weeks

nice nick brightscreamer jk thx 4 tha support jk

evry day n evry night i no u try t feel alright n thats just how it goes
i know that lifell ktreachu down an throw yr body alla round n that ifvree 1 noze
but hav made the muzik made n it's ability t end all uv yr sorrow--
when yr jumpin alla round and really gotta hear the sound, therez no tomorrow

I think the Craig Mack thing about terrordomes and Mel "Gibsones" has the most staying power of any of these for me, it has been my favorite rap couplet of the moment for like six months...

Arms = that guy that's always rappin'

im pretty sure he's perma banned site wide which means we should see him again in a few weeks

-- J0rdan S., Saturday, 26 January 2008 23:51 (3 weeks ago) Link

nice nick brightscreamer jk thx 4 tha support jk

evry day n evry night i no u try t feel alright n thats just how it goes
i know that lifell ktreachu down an throw yr body alla round n that ifvree 1 noze
but hav made the muzik made n it's ability t end all uv yr sorrow--
when yr jumpin alla round and really gotta hear the sound, therez no tomorrow

-- Arms, Sunday, 27 January 2008 00:12 (3 weeks ago) Link

lol

i pimp hos from brazil to

uhmmm

tokyo

My eyes convinced, eclipsed with the younger moon attained with love.
It changed as almost strained amidst clear manna from above

Psyche! Just kiddin'. Jeff wanted to do that, but I didn't.
I thought that it would make the record dumb...I guess I wasn't wrong.

HO YES THAT FUCKING SONG

Get signed to Rawkus?
I'd rather be mouthfucked by nazis unconscious

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13uyj_chamillionaire-busta-rhymes-freesty_music

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4f1od_bet-rap-city-freestyles-juelz-santa_music

From darkness to DNA, I move with my brother
And we resonate with energy that shifts in colors
[...]
Check the total amount of MCs inflicted
With torture, for moving with work that's restricted
We criticize producers til their joints are right
And then accupuncture the track with the pin points of light
Hitting them from well concealed firing positions
With explosiveness that'll make the deaf listen

GZA, Rushing Elephants

mars & venus xp

I'll appear in your dreams like Freddie do, no kidding you
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

past got me sick, OH BITCH WHAT YOU DID TO ME thursday REVERSE WORD PLAY GIVEr blade grade like a deadeyed child, the Ka-Bar flip, LIVE AND LEARN BABE GET IN URN AS TH OVEN TURNS BAYS TO 50 FEET UNDER sun burnt plagued -- yung jerzy - be careful

Midnight, chillin' at AM/PM,
Coolin', drinking apple juice in Evil's BM

The sounds up loud to attract attention,
Armor-Alled tires on a lowered suspension.

Girls still frontin, why? Don't even ask it
I still get head like a guillotine basket

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOIN
BUT I'MA SEND YOU THERE FIRST
AND WIT THE SHIT THAT I BE DOIN
I'MA SEND YOU THERE WORSE

So I went hard like Medusa starin' at me
I told her let's go let's blow this lame nigga factory

On her mattress bed her sex was just wild
Gave me backwards head, yeah, exorcist style

Step six.....mmmmmmmmmmm... it's kinda tricky
Don't forget that I'm motherfuckin' chickenshit!

Yeah

"So eeney meeney miney mo good goobelly goo I bumped my toe
Oh-oh, "oh-oh better get Maoco" chocolate Chip's about to flow"
-Fu Shcnickens

'I ain’t about givin niggas a chance
And I still raise shit to make my brother wanna get up and dance
-MOP

Sooo many more, but I need time to think, reminisce!

I'll make a muscle
grab the mic and hustle

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muhfuckin' problem
Okay you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?

worst rhetorical question ever

Worse than, "Why they come up with the witness protection?"

At least it's possible to understand what that one is talking about. This sounds like Harry Potter kids reading from a joke book.

fake niggaz get flipped
in mic fights i swing swords and cut clown
shit is too swift to bite and record - write it down
i flow like the blood on a murder scene
like a syringe on some wild out shit to insert a fiend

haha, i heart Oilyrags.

It's kind of nice being hopelessly out of touch. Try it sometime.

i was being super serial. there is no try. only do. i was super late to the Wayne love-in. i'm not a card carrying Weezy-jockholding club member. but sometimes his delivery reels me in like a goon at a gun store.

I can't take too much of him is all. He's sorta like Redman or Busta or Canibus - fine for a guest appearance, great punchlines, but kind of a doofus and a whole song is kinda pushing it.

Agreed. "A Milli" is one of the lone exceptions for me. i called him my favorite dumb rapper & someone nearly slapped me.
my favorite Canibus song was that one at the beginning of his second album that's just like a ton of sampled couplets laid on top of each other. i could post from that track over & over on this thread, basically.

"only thing I turn down is my collar - and it's subject to poppin'"

I was dehydrated 'til the beat vibrated
I was revived as soon as this bitch gyrated
them hips and lick them lips, and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

er, licked

You be frontin' like you got a bunch of chicks UH!
You be at home nigga, beating yo' dick UH!
I'm in the club with the chipped up wrist UH!
You at the bar whoadie, drinkin' my piss UH!

The rumors that you heard ain't slander
Willie D don't give a fuck about a goddamn bystander

I got brothers in the Jungle, cousins on the Quest
Deaf retarded uncles, in parties were they rest
Guess, which way, what, when, how
Mista Lawnge, Dres, Black Sheep slam NOW
Know you've heard the others, phonies to the lovers
Then of course, the choice is yours

if you want it come and get it, you know I stay superstraight
ran up in my spot, so now I'm workin at the super 8
know you niggas hungry, come and get a superplate
yall sing happy birthday, yeah I got the supercake
hundred karat bracelet, I use it like some superbait

Ya got guns, got guns too, what up son
Do you wanna battle for cash and see who Sun Tzu?

I hate motherfuckers claimin' that they holdin' bank
But steady talkin' shit in the holdin' tank.

i always heard that as "we can battle for cash and see who's son's who"

Sixteen is when I started to dream
It's ninety-six I'm in your face can you hear that bitch scream?

i always heard that as "we can battle for cash and see who's son's who"

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 5:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Sonned? explain is that new slang like derived from "We can battle for cash and see who's son's who?"
-- M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, July 21, 2004 4:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahaha

could be either, but I like my interpretation better

back on 04 i wasn't up on all this jive

I'm from the southside of chi, man the hood show me love
flippin' at the grammys with the michael jackson gloves

I can talk about guns, go out smack some nuns
Then flip and do a song with country music and shit

you kick the wack style and claim to have brains
take the funky drummer and give him back to james

but i ain't got no time for the sad songs
my harmonica is empty
i'm just trying to get ahead
monica lewinsky

son ya is featherweight
my gunshots'll make ya levitate

You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha

Fuck it yo, I bucked him son cuz he was on some stupid shit
Thinking he the real thing when he was just a duplicate

whole clique iphones
nigga get ya shine on

lol

I am the wrong nigga to cross and the first nigga to jam
With the AK-quatro-siete or the microphone in hand

I got a freaky, freaky, freaky-freaky-freaky flow
Control the mic like Fidel Castro

Scared to death, runnin' like I got bears on me
My Timbs start feelin' like they Nike Airs on me

my belt's in the crib on the floor by my two-way

now im trying to hold my pants up and my hammer too!

if you sell drugs in a school zone

but right now mine is whatever couplet ends with inside fish sticks outside tartar sauce

cuz that is jeenyus

weird "run" remix from an old j-love mixtape
http://www.zshare.net/download/187313691c1dca02/

and no i don't mean this jlove, "where Jewish love begins!"

to the la quinta we went
layin them hoes down on the freestyle tip, yeah!

tints dark enough to have Osama in it!
or Obama in it! or yo mama in it!

ima tell you like george bush told me
"fuck y'all niggas im out of here"

dunno why i like the opening couplet of "swagga like us" so much but it's been getting stuck in my head like crazy

mr. west is in the building
swagger on a hundred thousand trillion

mostly delivery probably

naw... it's all about the opening of tip's verse

you can see weezy for the wordplay, jeezy for the birdplay
kanyeezy for diversity and me for controversy

yes but that line just brings to everyone's attention the thought of jeezy on the song which would have been pretty cool

tru

certainly better thn jay

Djs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives radio listeners

Your mama don't wear no draaaws
I saw her when she took them off
Standin' in the welfare line, eatin' swine
Tryin' to look fiiiiiine with her stank behind

The wackest crews try to diss, it makes me laugh
When my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

Niggas be runnin' through the block shootin'
Time to start the revolution, catch a body, head for Houston

Once they caught us off-guard, the Mac 10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of assassin

fuggit, all of NYSoM belongs in this thread

Tint dark enough to have Osama in it... Or Obama in it... or yo mama in it.

Picked the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip

haha whiney

tints dark enough to have Osama in it!
or Obama in it! or yo mama in it!

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― float like gravity (The Reverend), Monday, September 22, 2008 1:13 AM Bookmark

So when they pulled up, bumpin' "Rock the Bell"
We took what we want, left 'em quiet as hell

Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us, but we're not the Beatles

When you die over crude oil as black as my nigga Boo
It's really a Desert Storm, that's word to my nigga Clue

you don't wanna battle in a jah war
shoot holes in you face like darts in a board

Rock until I'm gone
'til the party's over and he start turnin' the lights on

I know you sick-aaah than sick-aaah
When you see the rims flick-aaah

Don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love you rover, move over, gotta blow my nose

true is who is down to kill
old school like a buick bonneville
suicide
do a lotta pills

Some might even say this song is sexistist
Cause I ask the girls to rub on they breastseses

i'm ridin in that escalade
same color as blue gatorade

^^pretty hot fake young dro lyric from soulja boy of all people

I'm fascinated by the way your nipples peak at me through your blouse
Freaky me, freaky you, can't help but be aroused

You draw, better be Picasso, you know, the best
Cause if this is not so, ehhh, god bless

yup, the dog's so god damn puuurty
stones same color michael jackson after suuuurgery

I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads

writin rhyme in the back of a black luxury toy
gettin sucked like niggas cannot fuck with me boy

and endless more from that song including:
1977, july 5th
conceived immaculately was me, my ma's gift

What's the prognosis? Oh my lord
Another head chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

I teach the truth to the youth, I say, "Hey youth!
Here's the truth, better start wearin' bullet-proof!"

I misremembered that Method Man line : (

It's:

What's the commotion? Oh my lord
Another cord chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

Honey look, I'm a monster don, I do monster things
That's why I put your ass under my arm

I'm insane by a longshot, hey
Chuckwick Bill a.k.a. Charles Lee Ray

blue and yellow jacob
gucci mane the glacier

hahaha nh at this:

I'm slidin' on the glass
Got butter on my ass

The guns is like thunder
You could get rained on depending what cloud that you under

We run streets like drunks run streetlights
We collidin' with life as we speak

Your hottest thing to me, not a thing
Every day my crib is like the bada-bing

my main chick says i burn money
cuz i, just blew five blunts worth two hunned

Stuntin on Martin Luther, feelin’ just like a King
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream

"I forgot my cheesesteak," that's what I told the cops
So they wouldn't get the dog, start searchin' for the glock

Back to the subject, something you can dance to
Swizzy is a vandal, Wizzy is a candle

i strap up with eagles
and throw bullets quick as mcnabb

this yankee
cost some ben frankies

ayo that's amazin
gun in yo mouth talk
verbal foul walk son

Verbal foul hawk.

Also, there's no son.

i always thought it was "verbal foul-off". which is obv. foul language used in competition like a bake-off.

touch 'em with a hot glock cook 'em like a crockpot hit 'em in the snotbox

homophobia in rap lyrics is pretty lame, but this combination of words from Rock of Heltah Skeltah is pretty mesmerizing:

Homo-ass n****s, Omar minus the tough shit..
Just the snitchin'-and-suckin'-dick-and-dick-in-the-butt shit

Slow death, no breath, hollows have you gaspin'
You rich? Just for you we got a lavish casket

higher than a martian, im not a local artist
when i was a local artist ten bricks in my mom's apartment

You used to sushi, vino, and some calamari
You want a nigga who might grown up and be somebody

U fuck aroun be a for ten omma fay(d/s)

Tricks sell a nice dream, but bitch you'd have better luck
Trying to find 2pac than me buyin' you something off the ice cream truck

when you spit bout shit you did you better spit it right
cause i ain't only break ya jaw im'a break ya mike

bitch i got a bunch of names
gettin head in the HOV lane

yes!!

UH! Now what you know about them Texas boys?
Comin' down in candy toys, smokin' weed and talkin' noise

Some be testin'
Keepin' 'em guessin'
Smile on my face
Got the Smith & Wesson

CATCH HIM IN A DARK ALLEY
AND HIT HIS ASS WITH THE GRAND FINALE

The law ain't concerned, they love us hustlers and dealers
They wanna tear our houses down so they can build some Ikeas

oink oink bellow from the bacon with the brawniest frame/that roll on your hood like Tawny Kitaen

yall messin with some gangstas, riders, 9/11 survivors
if yall still want beef than holla

want to put this in the "mundanities of rap" thread, but can't find it:

And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums with me on the front

Pick up the handle and insert the potion
Cock the shit back in a calm-like motion

i'm a young black man
that's a dangerous profession
any more gun questions
ask charlton heston

But I'm no sandwich, more like a manwich
Or maybe like a meal, which is much more real

Why that? Why this?
Niggas wanna hijack the flyness
I'm on a whole nother plane

Bitches think that I'm Dominican, slaf-hash Indian
Milk on my moustache, drop to my chinny-chin

either you go crash-and-burn
or wake up in the morning with cash to earn, tiger

I turned around and replied "why yes
but I prefer the term African American Express"

oink oink bellow from the bacon with the brawniest frame/that roll on your hood like Tawny Kitaen

What's this from?!

Eight maniac cats strapped with gats, you can hate that
Face facts, fake rap cats can't take back what I took back to the Brook, look

dont holla at me i might get mad and pop my chrome
murk ya, then hit the studio and drop my song

so take yo ass to the battleground
rat-a-tat-tat like that is how my gat'll sound

i know u mad hatin
but my infrared beams spot u like a dalmation

In earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Speed off, officer told me turn the beat off
I turned it a level higher, then returned the devil's fire

big seats, big trucks
gotta have room for
big nuts

Ma$e, can you please stop smoking lala
Puff, why try? I'm a thug, I'mma die high

We make hits that'll rearrange your whole set
And got a Benz that I ain't even drove yet

Always chasin after chicks, but the cause is lost
Ladies call me Bill Gates cuz I'm micro-soft

they bout to catch me at the rose bowl game
in a fo do' range

the meetings were boring
for real i was snoring

It looks weird, your head is triangle
Like a mango, something I snack on

lolkoolkeith

Cause my speaker box the biggest trunk sound like a midget
Tryna get up out of there 15's stay hittin

T.I. "Let My Beat Pound"

lol if u fat white virgin boyz come to the hood u gonna get raped

^ ethan back already?

bring back bring back arch deluxe bitch

YOUR PHONEBOOK AINT FOOL ME YA CHEATING BITCH
YOU THINK I AIN'T KNOW WHO 'OBE RYANT' IS??

The police dem have a little gun
So when I'm on the streets I walk around with a bigger one!

loll hoos what is that

from this dub union mixtape i found on the floor of my car

lol that's a dope line

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO 'OLF BLITZER' IS??

i sip the dom p watching gandhi til i'm charged
writin in my book of rhymes all the words past the margins

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

climbed the ladder, duh

idk i kinda dig the idea of climbing a respirator to success

compelling somehow

yeah it's deep if u really think about it

slowest of burners

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 5:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fab flipped that rhyme better on "breathe" IMO:

How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators
They shook up and hooked up to respirators
On they last breath talking to investigators

How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators
They shook up and hooked up to respirators
On they last breath talking to investigators

― straight up, you're payin' jacks just to hear me phase (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this is hitting me ~hard~ after the climactic end of last night's 24

man yeah god rest the dead ;_;

he was just coming to terms with his new banana republic makeover too

Emcees get gunned down like being run down by Mack trucks
Then god struck, religious niggas call it bad luck

Warning: this is noise and plus poison, avoiding the rapture relax and enjoy it
Annoying the toy in you, that's what the point is, life's a bitch so tough tits and enjoy it.

they put too much flour in they coke
and got the nerve to wonder why they broke

Start some, make my heart pump, spark one, I'm God's son
Nastradamus, last one to blast one when the NARC's come

Hip-Hop's got me on some ol', sprayin shots like a drumroll
Blankin out and never miscount the shells my gun hold

In the wintertime he rocks a fur, which we believe to mean he wears fur coats. The word "rock" is significant because it's a double entendre that also shows his solidity and stability in this chaotic world, unlike a leaf. Notice how he says "I rock a fur" instead of "I leaf a fur". The line would be totally different if he had used the word leaf. The fur coat is very important because it vividly shows his superiority in relation to other animals, and that his intelligence and integrity deems him fit to slaughter animals for his own survival and conquest.

Sos' pulled me close and told me the deal
He said both hoes'll peel
spray shots reload and still handle the wheel

polow on the beat and weezy yep i'm at the plate again
keri if you pitch it to me ima swing away at it

^^the cadence on this is kind of remarkable, i was reciting it over the instrumental outro and it's so on point w/ the drums

agreed, love that line

fuck police aint no reward for a beast
word on the streets is they'll pistol whip a priest
for a cross piece

What a nigga gotta do to make a half a million
Without the FBI catchin feelins

^^^ right???????/

I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them/I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin/Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson/ except when I run base, I dodge the pen/Lucky me, Luckily they didn't get me/Now when I bring the Nets I'm the black Branch Rickey

Duke it out. But all that hollywood, I could deal widdout. I ru wit Drug dealers. Body snatchers. Cat Peelers. And Kid Nappaz. Murdaras. Burglaras. Mercenaries. Who ain't never scarry.\\

YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

And this exemplarizes the folly of obnoxioattackist amalick alaymickthom

Outkast with a K, yeah them niggas are hard
Harder than a nigga tryin' to impress god

bad lil broad, i aint seen her in a minute
since the all-star game, and i'm still tryna hit it

Got a vendetta, even though I been better
Left em' in the cold with a thin sweater

Word kid, get your chicken from the telepath
wikawikawika on the electroencephelograph.

Grip you right up under your ass, but your back on the wall
Kinda tipsy, seein' triple, so I'm fuckin you all

they say 'why you runnin weezy?' cuz I'm chasing the dream
and when I catch that motherfucker ahma rape it and leave yah

mostly because i bet the dream was terrified by that

ok you want a zombie movie instead
that's where you walk in your house and everybody dead

Now my watch told my chain pussy nigga be quiet, you been stealing all my shine all God damn night.
and my bracelet replied, both of y'all get right, 'cuz the ring on this finger lookin' like crushed iceee

gucci funnest rapper ever

also
so icy's in the club making bitches look twice

new orleans baller, ask espn
kickin it with a bruce lee-esbian

yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...

I got them haters like "when will he stop?"
maybe a minute after NEVER, set your clock

some motherfuckers think they can go with me
but most of them niggas are just hoes to me

your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate

I'm Samurai Mike I stop 'em cold
part of the defense, big and bold

i'll be like - "bitch, come over, let me smear your makeup
and kick you out my house before my grandmama wake up"

i like to chill, spark an L and get high
i'm one hell of a guy, fly pelican fly

y'all be nice to the crackheads

Thought of rain like the eyes of the bluest skies
All the headbanger bitches singin' "Sometimes She Cries"

A Warrant reference??? Really?!?

every nerve in my body is so vacant and numb
i can't even remember what it is i came here to get away from

i'm not fond of fruit, but i'll spend 10 dollars on a date
before i spend 10 dollars on a date

wobble wobble - i'm infatuated!
bitch ride a dick like she makin a baby!

i want some pussy and some ass and some fingers and some mouth
i ain't fuckin for me bitch i'm fuckin for the whole SOUUUUUUUUUTH

milking the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

dual level with duplexes in unity
me and my crew commit atrocities like we got immunity

I'm rolllllllin' through the back streets
Them boys don't applaud, but they clap heat

two seater with the top missing
two divas with their tops missing

I like the Urlacher line in that.

me too! + a random john beason shout out

I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

It was a beautiful day off in the neighborhood: yellows and greens
And blues and browns and greys and hues that ooze beneath dilapidated wood

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No, I came from my mother, but you know what I mean