Top 529 eternal questions in popular music.

2. What if God was one of us?

3. Who let the dogs out?

4. why does the stars go on shining?
5. why do the sea rush to shore?
6. will you still need me when i'm 64?

7. Why do fools fall in love?

8. Why do birds sing so gay?

9. Why does Kanye say "We Want Hen Fap" in 'Gold Digger'?

What song is that from?

10. The turkish song of the Dammned

Actually, feel free to post non-lyric related questions too. Like:

11. Was there really someone killed on the background of "Love Rollercoaster"?

12. When will I will I be famous?

13. What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

14. Who stole the soul?

15. Who rocks the party that rocks the body?

16. What is love?

17. Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

18. What Do You Want From Life?
19. What Am I Doing Hangin' Round?
20. Where's Captain Kirk?
21. How Soon is Now?
22. Who Are the Brain Police?
23. Who Killed Bambi?

24. America: What Time Is Love?

25. How much is that doggy in the window?

26. what am i doing here? (rollins)
27. who am i? where am i ? why do i feel this way? (jesus jones i think)

28. Where do we go now?

29. Where do we go from here? Which is the way that is clear?

30. Whatr's Going On?

31.do you love me like i love you?

32. Who do you love?

33. whats love got to do with it?

34. Where did you sleep last night?

where is my mind?

36. How you keep sayin' no with yo panties so wet?

who loves you? AND who do you love?

also, where is this love you speak of?

39. How?

40. How Do You Sleep?

What's that coming over the hill?

That's 41 obviously.

42. Does anybody wanna take me home? / Does anybody wanna take me home?

Do they know it's christmas?

who the FUCK is alice?

45. How does it feel?

46. What Are You Going To Do With The Rest Of Your Life?

47. Who Moved The world?

48 Has the world changed or have I changed?

49. What's he building in there?
50. Will I see you tonight on a downtown train?

51. What's going on inside my head?

52. Is Vic there?

53. Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
54. Is it wicked not to care?

55. What have I done to deserve this?

56. What do you know about Slim Harpo?

57. Are we not men?

58. Therapy?

What's going on?

60 Can I kick it?

What time is it?

Are you ready?

Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?

64. Like, do you love me?
65. Are you gonna call me like you said you was?
66. Is this really your real phone number?

67. Is she really going out with him?

68. Where's your head at?

69. Is there life on Mars?

What's going on?

See #30. The above should be 68.

70. What's the colour of money?
71. Where have all the cowboys gone?

72. Who wrote the book of love?

72. What difference does it make?
73. What do I get?
74. Whatever happened to the heroes?
75. What you waiting for?
76. What's my name?

ok so i cheated a bit

78. Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

that's 77. sorry

78. Y'all ready for this??

79. Baby What You Want Me To Do?
80. Can you hear me, Major Tom?

81. Who's that girl?

82. So whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want?

83. Did you fall off a building and land on your head, or did a truck run over your face instead?

84. How high the moon?

85. Did you call his name out as he held you down?

86. What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

87. Hello. Is there anybody in there?

88. Who's zooming who?

89. Who shot ya?

90. Are you amplified to rock?

91. Do you realize?
92. Do you remember the first time?

93. Are birds free from the chains of the skyway?

94. A horse that lives for a year is a yearling, right?

So, a horse that lives for a week: Is it a weakling?

95. How will i know if he really loves me?
96. Guess who's back in the motherfuckin house with a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth?
97. What's so good about goodbye?

98. Who's Johnny?

hello - is it me you're looking for?

100. What is this thing called love?

In a precipitation theme:

101. Who'll stop the rain?
102. Have you ever seen the rain?

103. Who could it be now?

104. Do you know the way to San Jose?

105. Where'd the motherfucking cheese go at?

106. What's your name?
107. Who's your daddy?
108. Is he rich like me?

109. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

110. Would she go down on you in a theater?

111. What difference does it make?
112. What would you think if I sang out of tune?
113. Who makes the Nazis?

114. Why do you think they call it dope?

we've had 111 already so...

114. Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor?

115. Why can't I be you?

116. Where is the love?

117. Would you like to see the Pope at the end of a rope?

118. Do you think he's a fool?

119. Would you be afraid of what you're friends might say if you believe in God above?

120. How can u just leave me standing alone in a world that's so cold?

121. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

122. Is that all there is?

123. Are You Experienced?

124. Are Lonesome Tonight?

125. Johnny Are You Queer Boy?

126. Where's that confounded bridge?

127. Why can't I touch it?

128. Why don't we do it in the road?

129. What makes you think you're the one?

130. What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

131. Hey hey hey, what do you say, Sherry Darling?

132. Should I stay or should I go?

133. Does anybody really know what time it is?
134. Does anybody really care?
135. About time?

136. How do you work this thing?

137. Where does that highway go to?

138. Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the times?

139. Are you gathering up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?

140. What do you mean, I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?

A fair question really, what does she mean?

141. He lies on his side, is he trying to hide?

151. Don't drink, don't smoke - what do you do?

151? 142 of course.

143. What in the world can you do?

144. Where are my panties?

Hooray for the loaded, leading questions!

145. Who's that loungin' in my chair? Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
146. Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? Who took the ram from the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
147. Who'd you drag around my door?
148. Who is it? Is it a friend of mine? Who is it? Is it my brother? Who is it? Somebody hurt my soul! Who is it?

And the whiny ones!

149. What in the world happened to you?
150. Why you gotta be so mean to me?
151. Won't you let me in, immigration man?

152. Wo-oah, what I want to know is are you kind?

153. Why don't you fix it, dear Henry, the hole?

154. What the hell is caller ID?

155. What's my age again?

156. Are you gonna go my way?

157. Is there Something I Should Know?

158. How you gettin' down to the shore? How'd you get a car? What kind of car do you got?

159. Whaddya you think you do?
160. Why you looka so sad?

Whaddya you

161. Is it a crisis or a boring change?

162. How much is the fish?
163. How much is the chips?
164. Does the fish have chips?
165. How do I get off the bus?
166. When will you give me my Lev Yashin poster back?

167. Where are the prawns?

168. What's the New Mary Jane?

169 WHERE'S ME JUMPER?!

170. Crisis? What Crisis?
171. Does anybody remember laughter?

172. Therapy?

173. Do you have a beau?

Uh, 172. ^ Therapy?'s been done at 58

173, Mommy, what's a Funkadelic?

174. What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high?

175. What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

176. What would you do? What would you do if I follow you?
177. Did your mom get back from her business tri-hi-hi-hip?
178. Doesn't anybody ever know that the world's a subway?
179. Why she doesn't bike it?
181. What if we give it away?

182. Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?

183. How old are you?
184. Are you old enough to be in here with that?

182 was already 151 :(

185. Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself when you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?

185. Why does it take the tears of a woman to see how men are?
186. Why?

oops, 185 is why should, not why does

187. Why don't we go somewhere only we know?

188. What the hell am I doing here?

189. Doncha?

190. What have you done for me lately?
191. Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
192. Do you love me now that I can dance?

193 Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

194. Don't you want me, baby?

195. Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?

196. Did you ever know that you're my hero?
197. Is it any wonder I'm tired?

198. If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
199. Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

GOD I HATE THAT SONG

200 Who you gonna call?

201. Who's gonna shoe your pretty little foot?
202. Who's gonna glove your hand?
203. Who's gonna kiss your red ruby lips?
204. Who's gonna be your man?

205. What's the phenomenon? Yo, what's up? Yo, what's goin' on?

206. Who's going to cure the heart of a man in need?

207. Hey, you, what's that sound?

208. Hey there fellow, with your hair colored yellow, whatcha trying to prove?

209. Won't you please take me far away?

210 What's your favorite color, baby?

211. ever fallen in love?

211. Did She Jump Or Was She Pushed?

212. Was he force-fed? Did he learn it?

213 Who's Got The 10 1/2?

214 who's been sleeping here?
215. will you still love me tomorrow?

216. I'm as free as a bird now, how 'bout you?

217 Brother, can you spare a dime?

218. do you feel like i do?

219. How do you say good night to
An answering machine?

220. Do you like gospel music?

221. Who Makes the Nazis?

221. Who Makes the Nazis?
See 113

221. Isn't she pretty in pink?

222. She said, "You gonna stay?"

I cannot belive I forgot one from my alltime favorite song:

Well what can a poor boy do, except sing for a rock and roll band?

That's 223.

224. What do you do when you get lonely?

225. Why is everybody always picking on me?
226. Do you love me (question mark)?

227. Is this horrible? Is this horrible?

228. Why Don't You Eat Carrots?

229. How many licks does it take 'till ya get to the center of the...?

230. When you look around you wonder: Do you play to win? Or are you just a bad loser?

231. Why Can't I Be You?

232. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

233. all my people right here, right now, d'ya know what i mean?

234. mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?

Damn. 231's been done already, so 232 is 231 and tipsy's post is 233.

234. are you gonna go my way?

235. Anne, Anne, Anne, what am I supposed to do, huh?

236. What is it?

238. do you know the way to san jose?

239. who can it be knocking at my door?

234 and 238 are repeats.
so 238. who's landing in my hangar?

239. Where did you go?
240. What do I do right?
241. Just what are you trying to say?
242. What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?

I like when these make cross-song sequences...

243. Do you know what it means to be emulsified?
244. Do I deserve to be?
245. Is that the question?
246. And if so...if so...who answers?
247. Which emcee was that?

Like, think how great this thread would be for police interrogation dialogue. Take this snippet from Phil Will: "Where's Captain Kirk? How soon is now? Who are the Brain Police? Who killed Bambi?" It could be great!

246. who the **ck are you?!

shit!248. who the **ck are you!?

249.What would you do if I sang out of tune,
250.Would you stand up and walk out on me.

251. And if while in the course of my duty, I perform an unfortunate take, would you punish me so unbelievably so?

252. Who is he?
253. And what is he to you?

254. How many licks does it take for me to hit the Tootsee Roll center of a break?

255. Why don't we live together?
256. Was that what it was?
257. Was it worth it?
258. Can you forgive her?
259. Do I have to?
260. How can you expect to be taken seriously?

261. is he trying to hide?

outdoor_miner adds feeling obvious

262. Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?

263. I hate to ask, but are friends electric?

264. How come U don't call me anymore?

I love this thread too much. One last burst for the night and I'm getting out of the way. This one is in the form of an incoherent dialogue!

265. How the hell'd we get here?
266. Who's driving your plane?
267. You know Frank Sinatra?
268. Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things?
269. Do you let them smoulder like paper in fire?
270. What was it to you that a man laid down his life for your love? Were those clear eyes of yours ever filled with the pain of tears of grief? Did you ever give yourself to one man in this whole world? Or did you love me, and will you find your way back one day to Xanadu?
271. Was that a parable or a very subtle joke?

272. Friends: how many of us have them?

273. What have you done to the mirror?
274. What have you done to the floor?
275. Can't I go nowhere without you?
276. Can't I leave you alone anymore?

277. Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC9 at night?
278. Have you seen your mother, Baby?
279. Why does love have to so sad?
280. Where the hell is Bill?
281. Are we ever going to have sex again?
282. Can I sleep in your arms?

283. Who's that peepin in my window?
284. Where you from? Who you with? Where you from? Who you with?

285. Do you take me for such a fool to think I'd make contact with the one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
286. (you just sit around and ask for ashtrays) can't you reach?
287. Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
288. What do doctors know about farms, pray tell?

289. Daddy, what does "regret" mean?

290. Hey, what's wrong with you?
291. Is this it?

Sorry, that last one didnt have a question mark. It was entitled "Is This It"

I'd replace it with "Say WHAT?" (B52s)

Well, it should have had a question mark. That sentence can't be anything but a question, it's not my fault if they can't write properly.

292 or 3.Do you know how it feels to be lonesome
293. or 294. Did you ever try to smile at some people (flying burritos)

outdoor_miner, outdoor miner was at 141 already

294. Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
295. Who's gonna drown in your blue sea?
296. Who's gonna fall at the foot of thee?

297. Ullo John, got a new motor?
298. What's that switch over there for?
299. Didn't you kill my brother?

300. Do you like good music?

301. How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
302. What need have I for this?
303. What need have I for that?
304. Hvorfor er du så svak?
305. How do we solve a problem like Maria?
306. What have the done to the rain?
307. Vill ni höra mer?
308. Pappa, varför är du inte hemma?
309. Peace Sells... But who's buying?
310. So far, so good, so what?
311. Why do they call me Mr. Happy?
312. Dumb dog, why are you following me?

oh wait, 310 is an exclamation, not a question.

new 310 then: Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?

313. Is this the only way to get through to you?

314. Can you feel it?
315. Are you ready to be heartbroken?

(as san jose has been in twice)

is this the way to amarillo?

317. What's new, pussycat?
318. Oh why was I so careless with that basket of mine?

319. Who's the black private dick that's a sex-machine to all the chicks? (etc)

320. Where did our love go?
321. Is it real? Is it fake? Is this game of life a mistake?
322. Mama, mama, mama can you hear me?

323: Did you ever see a woman coming out of New York City with a frog in her haind?

324 :Why can't i touch it?

325. What's another word for pirate treasure?

326. Is she really going out with him?

327. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

328. What are you doing New Year's Eve?

330. Is that a real poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?
331. How 'bout you, Fauna? You wanna?

326. Is she really going out with him?
See 67
327. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
See 133

329. Do you really want to hurt me?

330. Can your pussy do the dog?

331. Where you going with the mask I found?

332. What's that blue thing doing here?

333. What is it good for?

324 :Why can't i touch it?
see 127
326. Is she really going out with him?
see 67

332. Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you...baby?

333. Say, Captain?
334. Say wot?

335. Who's makin' love to your old lady, while you was out makin' love?

336. Who's that girl?

Who's that girl = 81.

336. Lose some weight, Stanley?
337. The man on the TV said we got lotsa trouble overseas, well what the hell do I care? Think they care about me?
338. What is this that stands before me?
339. What kinds of beings are existing at the deeps of my lakes?
340. Whatcha feel Roy? The heat? (there's a whole lot of banter in Anita O'Day's performance of "Let me off uptown")

341. How does it feel, to treat me like you do?
342. What do you get when you kiss a boy?

343. hey Jesse? Yeah? Come here, man! Guess what I did last night?

344. Band?
345. What?
346. Tell me, is it hot? (No!)
347. Know why?
348. Why? ('Cos I'm cool!)

oops!

346. Anybody hot? (No!)

Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?

350. You don't really care for music, do you?

351. When will I be loved?
352. When did you stop loving me?

353. Were you satisfied?

354. Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street, somebody wants to stop me just to give me a flyer?
355. Who Made Who?
356. Where Is Dag?
357. How Much Is The Fish?

had 357 already

357. Will you stand above me, look my way and never love me?
358. Will you recognise me, call my name or walk on by?

359. Can't you smell that smell?

360. When do I get to sing My Way?

361. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?

362. Are you ready Jesus? Buddha? Muhammad?

You could probably find 100 from the Tommy album, but here's 1 representative:

363. Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?

364. Now that you've made yourself love me, do you think I can change it in a day?

365. Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
366. You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
367. What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?

368. Are you a boy, or are you a girl?

369. Jonesy?
370. Yeah, Wot?

371. Who's Got the Crack?

372. Would you wear your silver dress?
373. Would you actually wear lipstick?
374. Would you fall upon my grave and be there with bells on?

375. What language?
376. What kind of language is this?
377. Talk to him?

378. And who shall I say is calling?

389. Did you ever go clear?

er. 379 ^

<strike>367. What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?</strike>

242.

>_<

379. Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?

380. My God! What have I done?

381. Is it all over my face?

382. What do you want to hear when we're making love?

383. what if this party fears two?

384. Am I the only one who feels ashamed?

385. Am I so lost in my sin?

386. What's Ralph Cramden if he ain't yellin at Ed Norton? What is coke snortin?

387. Mommy, what's a funkadelic?
388. Who says a funk band can't play rock music?
389. Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat?
390. Do fries go with that shake?
391. Do you promise to funk, the whole funk and nothing but the funk?

392. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

330. What are you running from, takin' pills to get along?
331. Can our dying brains take another break?
332. Must you throw dirt in my face?
333. Don't you know Yockomo?

Um....or, those could be 393-396. No clue how THAT happened.

397. What exactly is a panty raider: ill behaviour, savior, or major flavor?
398. Who's your A&R, a mountain climber who plays electric guitar?

399. What's your new thing?

400. What makes love the exception?
401. Why are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?

402. Do you remember anyone here?

403. Are you sure... you want to live like common people?

402. If I told you you were beautiful would you date me on the regular?
403. Annie are you ok?
404. Oh, what have I done? What happened to the mor-nun?

whoops, dropped the numbering ball

408. Do you remember the first time?
409. So do I get a prize, for remembering that first time?

make that 407 & 408...

407. Do you remember the first time?
See 92.

408. You down with OPP?

409. Do you remember Rock'n'Roll Radio?
410. Do you wanna dance?

411. We could slip away, wouldn't that be better?

412. whose bed have your boots been under?

wait wait what is 411 i know it well i feel

413. To whom can I speak today?
414. Isn't it ironic?

415. Wouldn't it be nice?
416. Who can it be now?

417. Wouldn't it be good?

418. Will you kindly kill that doll for meeeeee?

419. What is House?

420. What in the world you thinking of, laughing in the face of love?
421. Who in the hell d'you think you are, a superstar?

etc.

422. What the fuck was that?
423. Who's callin' the angels?
424. Why, why, why, does he do me that way?

425. Are you onto the power of gold?

426. Do you think you're what they say you are?

427. Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

428. Tell me what you're gonna do now?
429. Who am I to disagree?

Only 100 to go...

430. What's that buzz?

431. What you know about that?

432. What are you, 21?

433. What do you want the girl to do?

434. You wanna play mind-crazed banjo on the druggie-drag ragtime u.s.a.?

435. Is it my body?

436. What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

437. Are you ready for this?

438. Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my horse for two?

439. So whatcha want?

440. So why is it fresh?

441. HOW ABOUT SOME HARDCORE?

Control + F, people. Y'all better check yourself before you wreck yo'self (by posting a song that has already been mentioned).

442. Where are you, baby?

443. Y'all niggas had enough?
444. Y'all niggas want the wild shit?
445. Yo Spliff where the weed at?

446. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

447. Do you want to know a secret?
448. Do you promise not to tell?

449. Ultimately...who gives a fuck, anyway? (/Central Scrutinizer)

450 Jeepers Creepers! Where'd you get those peepers?

439 = 82

450. Is the water warm enough?

451. Have you seen her?

452. Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, is it true what mummy said, you won't come back?

453. Would you lay with me, in a field of stone?

454. Frankie, do you remember me?
455. Who do you want me to be, to make you sleep with me?

456. Do my eyes deceive me? Am I back in your arms? Away from all harm?

457. Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?

I'm afraid it's "It's wrong to wish on space hardware" - great lyric though. Have this instead:

457. Are you looking for another girl?

458. Can I get a witness?
459. Isn't it a pity?
460. Won't you marry me, Bill?
461. Didn't I blow your mind this time?

On the lyric from "A New England": I'd always heard it as the question I posted. A quick internet check suggests people have heard it both ways. So I stand by my hearing, but I don't mind having it replaced.

462. Who the fuck?

xpost fairy nuff

463. Is it worth it?

464. Is this it?
465. What do you want me to say?

(Goddamnit it is "it's wrong to wish on space hardware"! It's a bit fuzzy in the original but Kirtsy is as clear as day - and the alternative doesn't scan anyway.)

464 was 291!

Heavy sigh.

465. What would you do if you saw spaceships over Glasgow?

466. With all your power, what would you do?

Yeah, I only know the original---but why doesn't the alternative scan? He's asking if it's wrong to wish on space hardware, and then shrugs it off, just wishing she'd care about anything he said, even such a oddball question.

467. Have you a future?

468. Are you ok?
469. Why are you being so reasonable now?
470. Are we falling in love?
471. Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

I mean the two syllables of "is it" don't fit into the line well.

472. Is this the way they say the future's meant to feel or just 20,000 people standing in a field?

473. What can i get for $10?

474. Weren't you at the coke convention back in 1965?

475. Why don't you find out for yourself?
476. When you were young and on your own, how did it feel to be alone?

ah, should've swapped 'em for poetic effect

477. I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
478. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

479. Do you plan to let me go for some other guy you knew before?

sorry, 477 and 478 are already 101 and 102

478. Don't it all end up in some revelation with four guys on horses and violent red visions?

my first ilm post ever, and wouldn't ya know I'd blow it!

It's alright; at least you answered with the more fleshed-out versions of the quotes.

Your second post had a self-effacing quality that was pretty nice tho.

479. are you that somebody?

480. is this the real life? is this just fantasy?

481. Could it be I'm falling in love?
482. Is it in his kiss?
483. How do you like it? How do you like it?

484. Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

485 you're not taping this, are you? ::giggle::

486. Do you like pina coladas?
487. Do you like American music?

488. How can you mend a broken heart?

489. Where do you always go when the wind blows?
490. Don't you have someone you'd die for?
491. Mother, mother, can you hear me?

492. Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

493. What becomes of the broken hearted?

494. Won't somebody help me please?

495. Could you be the one?

496. Could you be loved and be loved?

497. Why don't u pick up the telephone?

498. Is this the prize for having learned how not to cry?

499. Why you wanna treat me so bad?
500. Why he treat you like he do when he's such a good man?

501. Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?

502. Why ain't there one lonely horn and one sad note to play?

503. You and me babe, how 'bout it?
504. When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?

505. Mother, do you want to bang heads with me?

506. Is there anything a man don't stand to lose, when the devil wants to take it all away?

507. Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?

508. Hey, where did we go?

509. Rainy Lady, Queen of the Rock, Will you help me roll?

a grunge power trio:

510. If I could, would you?
511. Is something wrong, she said?
512. How would I know that this could be my fate?

513. Has he lost his mind?
514. Can he see or is he blind?
515. Can he walk at all or if he moves will he fall?
516. Is he alive or dead?
517. Has he thoughts within his head?

518. Who were you thinking of, when we were making love, last night?

519. Baby, where'd you get your body from?
520. Hey, what's the point of this?

521. Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?

522. Is anybody going to San Antone?

523. Have you ever been suspended in air?

524. Did you ever see a she-gator protect her young or a fish in a river swimming free?

525. Maybelline, why can't you be true?

526. Did you ever see a robin weep, when leaves begin to die?

527. can u feel the love tonight?
528. who's that eatin that nasty food?
529. did you forget about me, mr. duplicity?

now that this is over, and i can't jinx it, i must say: i love this thread!!!

'nuff said.

oh man, my only regret is that "Who's that eatin' that nasty food?" wasn't #529. If only we hadn't been so good about spotting repeats!

Bravo to all involved. Now who's going to make the Cassetteboy-esque mashup with my police interrogation theme?

Did you ever see a she-gator protect her young or a fish in a river swimming free?

Awesome.

Yay, high fives all round!

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Now who's going to make the Cassetteboy-esque mashup with my police interrogation theme?

-- Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 August 2007 03:39 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

HARRY BATT!!!

One extra, and sorry if this already made it: Oh can't you se, oh can't you see, what that woman been doing to me?

Who's the man with the master plan?

* Come on, baby; do you do more than dance?
* Should we make a secret rendezvous?

Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?

Won't you please, please help me?

536. Why don't they do what they say? Say what they mean?

537. When you're gone, how can I even try to go on?

538. Should I believe that Ive been stricken?
539. Does my face show some kind of glow?

540. Couldn't I just tell you the way that I feel?
541. How many emcees must get dissed before someone says "Don't (bleep) with KRS?"

542. Can I write a requiem for you when you're dead?

543 O say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

544. If I flooded out your house, do you think you'd make it out - or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?

545. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Let's start over, taking a different tack

1. What is a 'g' in hip-hop?
2. The Dave Matthews Band: why are they so bad and hated?
3. Juggalos, yes they really do exist, the question is why, bitch?

546. Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?

547. Where'd the cheese go?
548. Thurston! Watt! Thurston! I think it's ten thirty, we're calling from Providence, Rhode Island. Did you find your shit?

I'm with Oilyrags on this one:

4. Are Iron Maiden the Ramones of Prog?
5.Why Is That When Bands Rip Off The Talking Heads These Days, It's Never Like Their Version Of "Take Me To The River"?
6.Nevermind Courtney Love, have you SEEN how FATNew Order have gotten???
7.What Is Rockism?

8 - Is it true Vordul got sonned by a wite kid in a aol beef?

9 - mos def- quasi homosexual?

549. But where are the clowns?

10. So, Die Warzau just sent me a friend request on Myspace, which is cool and all, but what the fuck?

11. So, have you ever been digging through the 'black metal' section of your local record shop only to have "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 come on the store PA, making you immediatly buy a Jackson 5?

64. "Oh, Why's That?"

12. Do you consider geeky/weird non-mainstream music fans of genres like RAVER CRAP and METAL to be as intellectual as you and your peers?

13 What is the best song called "Four Horsemen"?

"Do you like my tight sweater?"

how does the song go?
where does the time go??

What kind of fuckery is this?

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Aint there one damn song that can make me break down and cry?

Why can't we give ourselves one more chance?

Why can't we give love one more chance?

WHo am I to disagree?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

When you gonna live your life right?

What you gonna do with your life?

Do you, don't you want me to love you?

Tommy can you hear me?

How can he be saved from the eternal grave?

Who killed the Kennedys?

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee?

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee?

Can't believe I forgot this on the first go round.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
This time did it feel like thunder, baby?

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
What's that, you say, Mrs. Robinson?

Chill out, what's she yellin' for?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?

And who is this cowboy who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I get his shirt on?

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
Tell me, Boy, wouldn't that be sweet?
Pretty woman, are you lonely, just like me?
Wait, what do I see?
Is she walking back to me?

The same old cliches - is that a woman or a man?

Why don't you get a haircut and get a REAL job?

What do you say we go get married by a preacherman who looks like Elvis?

Is Morrissey gay?

is it my body?

Can I stay?

Would it be a sin?

Won't you stay, just a little bit longer?

How does it feel when you got no food?

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love?

How can I say goodbye to my baby?

How can I say goodbye to my little girl?

Where is the mercy?

Where is the love?

Don;'t you know that you are a shooting star?

Don't you know it's gonna be all right?

Who's that girl running aroudn with you?

How can we sing King Alpha song in a strange land?

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the Fandango?

What is love, anyway?

If you should stand, then who's to guide you?

If my words did glow with the cold of sunshine, and my words were told with thye harp unstrung, would you hear my voice come through the music?

Would you hold it near, as it were your own?

Why oh why can't I?

How much is that doggie in the window?

What's love but a secondhand emotion?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

What in the world even became of sweet Jane?

Could you be loved?

How long shall they kill our prophet while we stand aside and look?

Shall we dance?

Wouldn't it be loverly?

Is there another girl for you?

What's wrong with that?

Does your conscience bother you?

Can you tell me what's ailing me?

Do you remember when we met?

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?

Is there gas in the car?

Can you hear me Dr. Wu?

Would I lie to you honey?
Would I say something that wasn't true?

Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
Was she crying?

Where's that tenderness?

How long must we sing this song?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
In these shoes?
What do you see when you turn off the light?
Do you wanna hold me?
How can you stand to think that way?
When did the light die?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Do you love me, now that I can dance?
Hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go and leave you all alone?

Alles klar, Herr Kommisar?
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Warum hast Du nichts getan?

Hoe sterk is de eenzame fietser die kromgebogen over zijn stuur tegen de wind zichzelf een weg baant?
Annie, hou jij m'n tassie effe vast?
Is dit alles?

Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me running?

How can I leave this behind?

Why are we sleeping?

Do you want new wave or do you want the truth?

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybidy say?

Can you hear them?

Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

Can't you see you're breaking the child in two?

Can I have a little more?
Can I bring my friend to tea?
Can I take my ftriend to bed?

What reason do you need?

Do you remember your President Nixon?

Oh Donna where can you be?

Why not come dancing?

Have you ever met that funny reefer man?

aint it good to be alive?

Can I take my friend to bed?

Won't you help to sing the songs of freedom?

Won't you tell me your name?

Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

What are they doing in the hyacinth house?

don't you love her as she's walking out the door?

And what costume shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties?
Excuse me, didn't I break your heart?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

@little gator: I prefer 'What reason do you need to die?'

Good point Fandango.

Where do the children play?

Can you tell me what's ailing me?

WHat did I know?

Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

What do all the people know?

Why can't I get just one fuck?

- Where do bad folks go when they die?

- Is it because I'm 23, not 24?

- Who's the knucklehead wantin' respect?

What is this that stands before me?

Why can't I touch it?

uh, deserved repeating?

Hey, mister can you tell me, where a man might find a bed?

Am I black enough a-for ya?

Parents, where's your child?

Did you see Lisa?
Is that why you're angry?
Do you still want her?
What are you saying?
Do you still love me?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatchya gonna do?
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?

Does your mother know that you're out?

So who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads?