Would you watch the 2007 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS with me, daerest internet friends?

we love you but this pushes the boundaries of our friendship

Oh that's right, Idolator's live-blogging this...

I've just turned it on to see Britney lip syncing very poorly.

Do we go over to Idolator or comment here?

Whatever works. The comments over there are already in overdrive.

umm, Matthew is destroying both this board and Idolator with his VMA liveblogging.
http://www.fluxblog.org/2007/09/6th-annual-mtv-video-music-awards-thing.html

no he's not

I'm just grateful there are so many places on the internet to tell me what i'm watching as i watch it.

I think we're going to need all the help we can get this year. This is incomprehensible.

love the 'robot' theme of this show...hilariously unecessary

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/10/brit2_narrowweb__300x438,0.jpg

:/

uh

why are the highlights washing out of her wig

he milked that out too

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!?

WTF. "Fergie's not here, so here comes Ludacris. Ludacris? Ok, I'll just take the award then."

this is REALLY awful this year. whoever came up with the suite music perfomance idea should be fired and flogged.

This is the worst it's ever been, easy, and the last couple years were pretty bad.

When Britney's performance started, and she did that nod to the Elvis comeback special, for 15 seconds I thought this might go somewhere. Then i saw her body...

Its really been down hill since, except for sarah silverman

Britney's body looks fine. A bit thick-er than her heyday, sure, but there's nothing wrong with some thickness.

As far as her performance... well, I'm still holding on to the small chance that it was a big prank and she's going to come back out and ROCK IT.

Alicia Keys is chunky now too.

And she looks HOT.

you know, its not that thickness is a bad thing. when you saw britneys body, everyone should have realized what we've already suspected: She has no interest in putting the work she used to put in, but still wants all the attention.

Her being attractive isn't the point

BEST VIDEO

"Detox baby, it's coming!"

LOL yeah right.

hey 30 seconds of Mastodon w/Josh Homme

how much is hayden pennaertte regretting having to host this bullshit "fan lounge?"

who?

idk. this final thing is a disaster.

Fat Britney is my fave Britney yet!

"my highlight was alicia keys"

BAN SWAY

I'm watching the replay of Britney and I'm now convinced she thought this was the rehearsal.

mtv is all about † btw.

Eh, it was a weird and disappointing performance but the song is so fucking awesome that it'll still be a hit. So long as the video is great, she's set.

And yes, Alicia Keys was pretty much the hilight. And Kanye/T-Pain.

Everyone involved with this show shoulda said they had diarrhea.

lol mark ronson

It really wasn't that bad. Have you seen the last few VMAs? This was a total improvement...

And yeah, Mark Ronson is so annoying.

Chris Brown's dancing was a highlight. Alicia worships the '70s. The tribute to Dr. Dre made it seem like he was dead.

lol quadruple threat award.

kanye west "social activist"

I don't have cable and I wouldn't watch this shite if you paid me. Have fun.

"9:40 p.m. This whole show, including the ads, is like an S.O.S. scrawl into a beach on a deserted island: 'WORLD OUT OF IDEAS. PLEASE SEND HELP.'"

idolator otm

so true.

Chris Brown's dancing was a highlight.

OMG YEAH! FIRST HE CAME OUT AS CHAPLIN (OR HITLER WHO KNOWS) AND THEN HE IMITATED THE WATER FOUNTAINS AT EPCOT AND THEN HE DID TWO SECONDS OF "BILLIE JEAN" (SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN NE-YO DOES)!! OMG!!! THANK GOD FOR MY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN OR ELSE I'D REMEMBER USHER!!

Have you seen the last few VMAs? This was a total improvement...

yes I have and RONG RONG RONG. Those were lame. This was incompetent.

mastodon and kanye/t-pain were pretty much the only good parts i thought

Me and my friends were gonna watch Trolls 1 & 2 tonight, MTV distracted us just enough that we only got through the first. We missed Kid Rock promoting his album evidently, but we did catch Dr. Dre wearing George Michael's muscle suit.

xpost we also missed kanye/t-pain but we caught the true rock beardos (kinda reminded me of when Megadeth shows up at the end of Decline Of Western Civilization II to remind us of REAL metal)

It was a mistake for Kanye to show up with 50 becuz he really looked like the Jake Gyllenhall power bottom in that relationship.

though timbaland and timberlake clearly have the bromance of the year

The scariest thing of the night was probably John Norris. It's like somebody killed Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick and stitched their body parts together.

The scariest thing of the night was probably John Norris. It's like somebody killed Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick and stitched their body parts together. Shia LaBouf's mustache.

Did you see Rihanna laughing during Britney's out-of-it performance.

50 Cent's expression was even better.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9qwtXrF8lh4

It's all about the commenters there.

Lordy, that was dreadful.

50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.

50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.
50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.
50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.
50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.
50 Cent looked disppointed. I agree.

Esta vaca es Britney Spears????? Que mala actuacion la de esta muchachita, creo que mi abuela baila mejor, que siga con sus escandalos y mostrando los labios porque cantando esta realmente muerta... RIP Bitch!

I have no idea wtf this means but it sounds awesome.

<i>I have no idea wtf this means but it sounds awesome.</i>

It's just the typical obnoxiously frightening schadenfreude.

LOL @ "this cow is britney spears????"

yeah, this was a 150 pound piece of shit. worthless. name me a single redeeming moment, and i'll point out how you're wrong. VMAs 2007 made a rockist out of me.

kanye/t-pain

incorrect, but thank you for playing. seriously, 25 people at MTV should be fucking fired. this was lazy-ass bad TV.

also, sarah silverman is <b>not fucking funny</b>. ever. name me once. you can't. know why? because she sucks. the end.

who doesnt know HTML? this guy.

name me once

"As a lesbian, I resent your laughter. And all laughter."

This cow is Britney Spears????? That bad performance the one of this kid, I believe that my grandmother dances better, than she follows with his escandalos and showing the lips because singing this really died... RIP Bitch!

YouTube comment: "Origionally, they had a whole magic/illusion produciton with mirrors and MTV X'd the idea becuase of insurance reasons and made her CHANGE it at the last minute. THEN she overheard Sarah silverman's monologue and got upset and almost DIDNT GO ONSTAGE."

It's as true as anything you'd read on a blog, I guess.

whiney were man man actually in a nike commercial?

from Perez Hilton... The performance aired about 5 hours ago:

How Bad Was Britney Y’all?
Filed under: Britney Spears

Discuss.

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Dear Britney,

Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your “performance” at the VMAs.

Are you fucking serious???

What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!

You didn’t even try!!!!!

You should have just cancelled, bitch.

Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point - a long time ago - truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.

Where was Criss Angel? Were was the magic? And by ‘magic’ we don’t mean any tricks or illusions.

You seemed dead onstage. The spark is dead in you!

We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn’t even do that well!

You barely danced!

You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!

There is no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!!

No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.

You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don’t go on!

A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!

What you did was inexcusable!

Your new manager should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at The Firm should run and hide.

Your record label must be thrilled.

You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!

You are pathetic!

FUCK YOU!

P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!

P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! That is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.

P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???

P.S. #4 - For Perez’s full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!

P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!

GIVE THIS MAN HIS OWN Vh1 SHOW!

PEREZ BREAKS ALICIA KEYS TO THE MAINSTREAM

who wants to wrestle with the fact that perez's show premiering on 9/11?

"beer belly" WTF.

Ugh, Perez is such a douche.

from the flux blog someone posted the link to...

"...there was no saving her performance, or her career. In this moment of tragically forseeable laziness, Britney set the tone for a night that was two parts apathy and one part toxic entitlement."

That pretty much sums it up, I guess.

wow yeh it looks really bad

Why didn't anyone run on stage and throw clothes on her?

name me once

"As a lesbian, I resent your laughter. And all laughter."

OTM.

This makes me very sad.

ha ha

Kelefa weighs in.

Near the end of the night, Diddy made a tongue-in-cheek plea: “We got to stop the violence in rock ’n’ roll.”

lolol

name me once

"As a lesbian, I resent your laughter. And all laughter."

OTM.

Hoo hoo, "as a black person I resent this job, and any job."

train wreck of a show. i hope it dies

in an era when fans can watch concerts on their cellphones and spy on hours-old gigs by way of YouTube, it’s harder than ever to arrange a performance that feels like a big deal.

what the fuck, chief? evidently, people are watching performances on youtube and on their cellphones (maybe), and so... that makes it hard to be a big deal how?

hip-hop producers be yoked up these days.

I think the big problem with the show was that it was tailormade for cellphones and YouTubes. They should have went A BIGGER BLOWOUT instead of having intimate performances of Fall Out Boy for people to download later.

It's so weird that they got rid of a bunch of old award categories just to replace them with new ones with really stupid names. "Monster Single"? "Most Earthshattering Collaboration"? "Quadruple Threat Of The Year"? Even the presenters couldn't say those phrases with a straight face.

how many awards did they even give out? three? not that these awards are even relevant, but they did seem very secondary.
i think the whole production crew must have been drunk. it seemed like more of a mess then usual.

There were 11 awards this year. Last year there were 23.

X-Factor performances dominate YouTube's most watched clips in the UK. so mediocrity of VMA performances would be in good, popular company.

perhaps they'll have to democratise the awards more to maintain budget interest over the next few years? not that this would result in different winners really tho.

Dude they're having the audience vote on their fave clips and that's the version they're re-running.

I wonder when Kelefa's deadline was, cuz ]And the channel promised to cut down on the usual endless reruns; “Happening once and only once,” the commercials kept announcing, with a hint of desperation was kinda disproven when the show immediately was re-run.

Also, Sarah Silverman was not the host, which was kinda obvious after the first half hour.

It didn't really have a host. 2004's didn't either.

umm, Matthew is destroying both this board and Idolator with his VMA liveblogging.
http://www.fluxblog.org/2007/09/6th-annual-mtv-video-music-awards-thing.html

-- Wrinklepaws, Sunday, September 9, 2007 9:13 PM (Yesterday)

doesn't ur jaw ever get tired from gobbling that knob of his, wrinkledouche?

It will all make sense when it's revealed that Wrinklepaws is actually a pineapple.

No youtube of Alicia Keys performance? I wanna hear that cover.

Our cable guide thing said Timbaland was the show's host.

The Maestro

Yeah, all he did was perform at the end and in pre-taped hotel suite segments, and do a half-assed DJ intro to Linkin Park. Oh, and accept Justin's award for him.

Judging from this show's treatment of Tim, Kanye and Dr. Dre, I'd say rap producers officially have way more showbiz juice than any rappers these days.

I think Dre ate Carrot Top

Judging from this show's treatment of Tim, Kanye and Dr. Dre, I'd say rap producers officially have way more showbiz juice than any rappers these days.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, September 10, 2007 4:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i know they're not very good at it, but how are dre and kanye not rappers?

iow would they be this famous if they didn't front tracks?

When Alchemist and Agallah came out to a standing ovation, I was like "You got the juice now"

I know they're rappers, too, I'm just saying, the producer/rapper/auteur model has won out over the MC-who-also-pretends-to-be-a-businessman model.

OK, so not the best performance in the world, but come on "out of shape Britney". Frankly, that's absurd. Who wants to see a sack of bones sliding around the stage anyway?

- Sarah, London

i thought Britney looked OK but i'd have preferred it if she'd dressed up as an alien geisha on stilts frankly.

TS: "Britney Spears, put a shirt on!" vs. "Mick Jagger, put a shirt on!"

It will all make sense when it's revealed that Wrinklepaws is actually a pineapple.

omg

was that performance that time when britney carried a snake on one of the VMA's? cause that was great even though i don't like her usually.

So this is what's considered "fat" now?

Yeah, its really fucking disturbing to read all the reports of how "fat" she was.

Britney was not fat.

However, she didn't look good in that outfit. It had nothing to do with her actual size and more to do with the fact that she isn't very toned anymore. Had she actually been wearing pants with that ensemble, it would have come across much better IMO. (Also, if she hadn't seemed like a drugged-out zombie throughout the performance, how she looked in that outfit wouldn't have been as much of a deal.)

no she is not obese, but in the world of britney/dancers/people wearing underwear on stage, not toned = fat

BEST NEW ARTIST

3OH!3
Drake
Kid Cudi
Lady Gaga
Asher Roth

let's let that sink in

also let it sink in that you are posting about the nominations of the mtv video music awards

Maclemore & Lewis best rap video. zzzzz

no one interrupting Taylor Swift tonight

Kanye did an eh version of "Blood on the Leaves"

I missed the first half hour. Nothin on now seems that exciting.

Justin doing a medley

Was happily watching a movie, flipped this on for a few minutes. They give an award for best video with a social message? What is wrong with the youth of today?

I don't know the Macklemore & Lewis song that won that. But yea, never heard of that award before. Justin just briefly brought up 'Nsync but now its back to solo stuff --"Suit & Tie"

It's Justin's greatest hits ...Oh boy, Taylor is standing up and singing along. Rihanna singing along too but from her seat.

Jimmy Fallon's over-the-top intro for JT's lifetime award was painful

the look on will smith's family's face as miley cyrus performed is literally everything. pic.twitter.com/h6QaktEZh5

Back to twitter

this whole show was terrible :'(

macklemore's speeches were incredibly painful

Rev warned us about Macklemore back when he was just a NW phenomenon, but we didn't listen. Now he's whole-country famous and we have to ride it out until nobody cares anymore.

I liked Katy Perry's "Fireworks" but her new one, done in a boxing ring set up in front of the Brooklyn Bridge was a nothing closer to the night.