Rolling UK Pop/Chart/"They're The New Scouting For Girls!!!" Thread 2008

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So, last year's thread died a not-exactly-tragic death around August. And, to be fair, the UK charts kinda went to shit around then too. Let's expand, then. This thread is for the UK pop scene, chart or otherwise, across the next year. If it's happening in Britain and it feels worth mentioning, away we go.

Here's our runners and riders as we begin:

1. LEON JACKSON - Wenn Yoo Bee Leeve

X-Factor winner, sings like Hue & Cry's nauseatingly shy kid brother/a Scots weatherman with a meth problem.

2. LEONA LEWIS - Bleeding Love

Previous X-Factor winner, sings like lowing camel. Song features most demented metaphors of any song to have gone several billion years at number one in the UK. Depressingly, this may be the song that disposes of Leon.

3. SOULJA BOY - Crank Dat

YOUUUUU! Endearingly goofy US dance craze phenom lad. Is only being played in "Travis Barker Remix" form on Radio 1. Remember the Feeder remix of "You Don't See The Signs"? This is wayyyy worse than that.

4. TIMBALAND ft. ONEREPUBLIC - Apologize

Fat lad teams up with feller that wrote #2. Infuriatingly slow and uneventful, just a bunch of high notes and a fairly rubbish drum noise.

5. TAKE THAT - Rule The World.

Mark Owen. Awww. One of their more forgettable numbers, but OK regardless.

6. MARK RONSON ft. AMY WINEHOUSE - Valerie

In two weeks' time, this will have had half a year in the top 40. The outro's quite nice, the getting there is a bit boring.

7. GIRLS ALOUD - Call The Shots

Everyone's all Emperor's New Clothes-ing on the album, but the reception for this is largely positive. I still don't get it - it feels like any British chart dance act of the past few years could have done this, easy. Nicola sounds lovely, though.

8. T2 ft. JODIE AYSHA - Heartbroken

Paul Wall ain't the people's champ anymore. Radio 1 charitably agrees to play the original version of this without slapping a bunch of guitars all over it (c.f. #3).

9. THE POGUES ft. KIRSTY MacCOLL - Fairytale of New York

Quite good. Will be gone in a fortnight, obv.

10. THE HOOSIERS - Goodbye Mr A

Climbs 19 places, making it the second-highest climber this week behind... "Umbrella"! What a fantastic portent for this thread, eh?

Rest o' 40:

11. ALICIA KEYS - No One
12. SUGABABES - About You Now
13. CASCADA - What Hurts The Most
14. EVA CASSIDY & KATIE MELUA - What A Wonderful World
15. NICKELBACK - Rockstar
16. RIHANNA - Don't Stop The Music
17. SUGABABES - Change
18. RIHANNA - Umbrella
19. SHAYNE WARD - Breathless
20. MARIAH CAREY - All I Want For Christmas Is You
21. KYLIE MINOGUE - 2 Hearts
22. RIHANNA ft. NE-YO - Hate That I Love You
23. WESTLIFE - Home
24. KANYE WEST - Stronger
25. THE HOOSIERS - Worried About Ray
26. SCOUTING FOR GIRLS - Elvis Ain't Dead
27. TIMBALAND ft. KERI HILSON, DOE & SEBASTIAN - The Way I Are
28. KYLIE MINOGUE - Wow
29. BOOTY LUV - Some Kinda Rush
30. AMY WINEHOUSE - Back To Black
31. BLOC PARTY - Flux
32. MIKA - Happy Ending
33. PLAIN WHITE Ts - Hey There Delilah
34. 50 CENT ft. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & TIMBALAND - Ayo Technology
35. SCOUTING FOR GIRLS - She's So Lovely
36. MICHAEL BUBLE - Lost
37. AMY MACDONALD - This Is The Life
38. KAISER CHIEFS - Ruby
39. KATE NASH - Pumpkin Soup
40. WHAM - Last Christmas

Thoughts?

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

Who the hell are Scouting For Girls?

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

So where did the Hoosiers love come from all of a sudden, then? ("Worried About Ray" is also back at #25, so there must be Something Going On.)

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

i always get scouting for girls mixed up with scissors for lefty and suburban kids with biblical names

electricsound, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

Amy Winehouse, Scouting for Girls, Rihanna and the Hoosiers all with 2 entries... Timbaland with 3!...

we have no imagination. Bleeding Love sounds minging, though. I don't want to hear a song about that!

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

Woah, it's Swygart. What's up, homeboy?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

Booty Luv is so robbed at #29.

I still think "Call The Shots" is great but the second half of "Tangled Up", basically, everything beyond "Control of the Knife" is either unlistenable or not worth bothering with and there's TOO MUCH BLOODY REPETITION even in the good bits.

This is a really, really awful Top 40.

edwardo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

More questions than answers, so:

1) Scouting For Girls - popular piano-MOR-pop with a sprinkling of London-indie-band 'charm'. Imagine if Ben Folds was illiterate.

2) The Hoosiers... I dunno, perhaps it's residual sympathy for them having a go at playing entirely live (i.e. instruments plugged in an' all) on TOTP and thus being made to sound like the weediest thing ever. More likely, it's because The Hoosiers are very much at home with a relentless promotional cycle for their records - they do seem like the kind of band who will turn up and play anywhere/anything in order to push their record. They make a very lightweight, shiny, catchy brand of pop that seems completely lacking in anything tangible - completely harmless, but simultaneously completely unengaging, making them perfect to fill in any gaps on any radio station in Britain today apart from, say, Radio 3.

But even so, that still doesn't quite explain how they're popular to this extent. They've had a number one album, they really have.

3) ESOJ, you poor sod. I have heard neither of those bands, but they probably don't deserve the besmirching.

4) To be fair, this chart's come out in a week with no new single releases, and was covering the week before the nation's NYE parties, so stuff from earlier in the year was always likely to creep back in this week, along with some of the Christmas stuff that's charted recently still hanging around from Christmas Eve and The Big Day Itself.

Question arising from this: to what extent does that make this chart more or less representative than any others?

5) I'm in Leeds, trying to do an essay about No Direction Home with minimal success. Oh, and it's cold. I will stick my head in on the US chart thread by and by.

Oh, and I have a blog now. Yaypaws.

6a) Pretty much.

6b) I'm really not sure on "Tangled Up"; the critical reception on both sides really isn't chiming with what I'm feeling, somehow. There's flat spots, sure, and it's nothing like as good as Chemistry (it's screaming out for a "Swinging London Town", or a "Some Kind Of Miracle", but then again, what album isn't?), but there's still an awful lot to like about it. Can I remember what "Crocodile Tears" sounds like? Of course I can't.

If nothing else, it is serving to remind me that, really, "Uninvited" was the best single of last year. An experiment that someone (perhaps not me) should try is playing Tangled Up and maybe the Freemasons or Booty Luv (or both) albums back to back on each other, and seeing what happens.

6c) It's not brilliant, no. Very vanilla in the modern British fashion.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

Reason I realised "Tangled Up" was good: hearing that "Can't Speak French" was the next single and despite it being two non-bangers in a row, thinking "Excellent choice - best song on the album".

I like "Can't Speak French" a lot. It's one where the half-heartedness of the writing is kind of charming. By way of comparison, the last two albums were like multiple songs stuck together. On this one, when they get to the middle of the song they kind of repeat the whole damn thing (cf "Biology" which only has to repeat two bits out of about four equally brilliant sections), but on CSF it all comes together well.

And still, CSF would only JUST sneak into a Pick Only Twenty.

Glad to see you have an blog again. 2008 might see me come back from my enforced exile at this rate.

edwardo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

BAH TYPO: Tangled up WAS NOT good

edwardo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

You need for to do that, baaaad.

Also - BBC News Sound of 2008 has started! <A HREF=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7151422.stm>;Gigantic panel of music types</A> pick top 10 hot new things to be hot and new over the next year, with the BBC News site profiling the top 5 every day this week!

Thus far:

5. <A HREF=http://www.myspace.com/foals>;FOALS</A>! - <I>"We play guitar in a different way from pretty much any other mainstream indie band," declares Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis. "We have a piano which is used in a different way to how most other bands would use it."</I>

4. <A HREF=http://www.myspace.com/glasvegas>;GLASVEGAS</A>! - <I>The group have even got the seal of approval from Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of their number one musical hero.</I>

3. <A HREF=http://www.myspace.com/thetingtings>;THE TING-TINGS</A>! - <I>The pair have now successfully reinvented themselves and become one of the most credible and critically-acclaimed groups on the indie scene.
Their reputation rocketed in the summer when Steve Lamacq introduced them on a small stage at Glastonbury as "the next big thing", and their performance made it onto BBC Two.</I>

I'mma go out on a limb and suggest that the final two picks will be Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong and Adele.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Congratulations to me for forgetting to press the convert button, there.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, that's fucked the links, hasn't it? Right, let's do it proper:

You need for to do that, baaaad.

Also - BBC News Sound of 2008 has started! Gigantic panel of music types pick top 10 hot new things to be hot and new over the next year, with the BBC News site profiling the top 5 every day this week!

Thus far:

5. FOALS! - "We play guitar in a different way from pretty much any other mainstream indie band," declares Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis. "We have a piano which is used in a different way to how most other bands would use it."

4. GLASVEGAS! - The group have even got the seal of approval from Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of their number one musical hero.

3. THE TING-TINGS! - <I>The pair have now successfully reinvented themselves and become one of the most credible and critically-acclaimed groups on the indie scene.
Their reputation rocketed in the summer when Steve Lamacq introduced them on a small stage at Glastonbury as "the next big thing", and their performance made it onto BBC Two.</I>

I'mma go out on a limb and suggest that the final two picks will be Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong and Adele.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

glasvegas is great.

agree with yr final 2 tips too WBS, everybdy's loving Adele

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

foals are good.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

there are joe lean-esque amounts of pretension in that quote tho.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

I'm loving 'Tangled Up' more and more but has been said it's highs and lows are neither as high nor as low as the ones on their previous albums.

blueski, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

hearing that "Can't Speak French" was the next single

weeeeird choice imo, as much as i like it/find it incredibly catchy.

blueski, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Glasvegas look like they might be something approximating my (favourite) worst nightmare (lolololol). :(

Foals have emerged from the insular Oxford music scene, which Yannis says is full of "drone bands" who are only interested in "making really weird music".

read: "making fucking awesome music, as opposed to we, who are SELL-OUT CHICKENS"

see: YOUTHMOVIES, another Oxford act, releasing their debut album in 2008, who will sadly NOT take the charts by storm.

Just got offed, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

1) Scouting For Girls - popular piano-MOR-pop with a sprinkling of London-indie-band 'charm'. Imagine if Ben Folds was illiterate.

A boy band version of Keane?

Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

The Foals

"We play guitar in a different way from pretty much any other mainstream indie band," declares Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis.

"We have a piano which is used in a different way to how most other bands would use it."

Guitar effects pedals are employed to "mimic the sound of the solar system", he continues, attempting to explain what sets this five-piece apart from the average rock band.

"We're just different."

Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

he's a pretentious retard but they're a good band

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I'm guessing that last quote is one of these 'jokes' I've heard about

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

Foals - they make interesting noises, don't they? Lots of layers and texture and density and so on, all reet toe-tapping and head-nodding and stuff like that. There's a major lack of hooks or tunes within all that, though - much marks for style but I'm not getting a feeling that there's much behind it. Also, why does his voice have to be Kele Okereke discovering sarcasm?

I want to like Glasvegas more than I do - the big problem i have with "Daddy's Gone" is that it reminds me an awful lot of I Hate Scotland by Ballboy, but not as good - both had the big expositionary dialogue thing going on, but the Glasvegas lad is singing his and it sounds so... prating, really, very harpy. On the plus side, you can definitely see what he's saying with the doo-wop stuff; on the minus, that's what the Raveonettes were doing too, and if you look at the graphic atop Glasvegas' MySpace, you might spot a wee bit more that the two have in common... I dunno, they've got heart, clearly, and they can tap that drone nicely, but his voice and his sincerity seem more like obstacles at the moment. Probably worth keeping an eye on, though.

As for The Ting-Tings, I got very bored with them very quickly. Her vocals do the MIA/Neneh Cherry type thing, and the sound as a whole reminds me a lot of Mania for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. Something about it (possibly that I'm listening to it at quite low volume) means that I'm really, really not interested though, and I dunno quite what it is.

I sense big Adele discussions will happen very shortly. I get the feeling I'm not exactly sticking my neck out to suggest that "Chasing Pavements" is kind of a sure thing chart-wise.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, let's have Adele discussions now, cos here's...

FIRST RADIO 1 PLAYLIST FOR THE '08!

A-LIST

Adele - Chasing Pavements
Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker
Booty Luv - Some Kinda Rush
Newton Faulkner - Teardrop
Foo Fighters - Long Road To Ruin
Girls Aloud - Call The Shots
The Hoosiers - Worst Case Scenario
Jack Johnson - If I Had Eyes
Lupe Fiasco featuring Matthew Santos - Superstar
Mika - Relax, Take It Easy
Kate Nash - Pumpkin Soup
The Pigeon Detectives - I Found Out
Plain White T's - Hate (I Really Don't Like You)
Robyn - Be Mine
Kelly Rowland - Work [Freemasons Mix]
Scouting For Girls - Elvis Ain't Dead
Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy) [Travis Barker remix]
Sugababes - Change
Kanye West featuring Chris Martin - Homecoming

B-LIST

30 Seconds to Mars - From Yesterday
Dave Armstrong & Redroche featuring H-Boogie - Love Has Gone
Bodyrox and Luciana - What Planet You On?
Mark Brown featuring Sarah Cracknell - The Journey Continues
Cascada - What Hurts The Most
The Feeling - I Thought It Was Over
The Fray - Look After You
Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor
Jay-Z - Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)...
One Night Only - Just For Tonight
Radiohead - Jigsaw Falling Into Place
Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
Jay Sean - Ride It
Britney Spears - Piece Of Me
The White Stripes - Conquest
The Wombats - Moving To New York

C-LIST

(NEW) Biffy Clyro - Who's Got a Match
(NEW) Mary J Blige - Just Fine
Elliot Minor - Still Figuring Out
(NEW) Goldfrapp - A&E
David Jordan - Sun Goes Down
The Maccabees - Toothpaste Kisses
(NEW) Kylie Minogue - Wow
(NEW) Out of Office - Break of Dawn 2008

"1 UPFRONT" LIST

The Courteeners - What Took You So Long?
* Simple Plan - When I'm Hone

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

biffy clyro are more z-list to my ears

Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Thoughts on Adele - there is something really, really fucking good straining to get out here, there really is. BUT THOSE FUCKING VIOLINS! THAT FUCKING CHORUS! This is full-on no-stone-unturned production, desperate to smash your head in with... what is the comparison for those strings? I'm leaning towards 1968 Eurovision (and this ain't a million miles from "Un Banc, Un Arbre, Une Rue", the 1970 winner), but BBC Light Orchestra, Strictly Come Dancing, the bottom 50 percent of Embrace's singles, the singer from Foals shouting "HERE ARE SOME VIOLINS. HERE ARE SOME VIOLINS. HERE ARE SOME VIOLINS." - do you understand? It's so desperate to cover every single one of its fucking bases (those violins, they could be a bloody Michael Ball record) that Adele's talents (which shows signs of being very good, even if she does reach too deep when she sings "leeeed") get buried in the rubble. And it repeats the chorus, and thus the metaphor (resplendent with fucking orchestral sweep), far, far too many times. Makes me long for "Foundations".

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

it seems undeveloped to me, like shes written the chorus, amped it up TO THE MAX (with the strings, aye), cut and pasted it a few times, and then only had 10 minutes to think of a verse or two in-between. Its unbalanced. to have an epic chorus that climaxes you need down-time too, which she doesnt bother with. This song is going to really annoy me (and etc.), and the first line of the chorus is the only bit anyone is going to be able to remember.

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know what you two are talking about, "Chasing Pavements" is magnificent, and I for one LOVE how over-the-top and epic-sounding the chorus is.

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

by the by here are the top 20 biggest selling singles of 2007:

1. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
2. Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella
3. Mika - Grace Kelly
4. Leon Jackson - When You Believe
5. Take That - Rule The World
6. Sugababes - About You Now
7. Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & DOE - The Way I Are
8. The Proclaimers ft. Brian Potter & Andy Pipkin - (I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles
9. Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse - Valerie
10. Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
11. The Fray - How To Save A Life
12. Beyonce & Shakira - Beautiful Liar
13. Gwen Stefani ft. Akon - The Sweet Escape
14. Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
15. Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
16. Timbaland ft. One Republic - Apologize
17. Kate Nash - Foundations
18. Take That - Shine
19. Kanye West - Stronger
20. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

Wow I had no idea Avril had such a big hit. What was the highest chart position it got?

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

#2

'With Every Heartbeat', the best #1 of last year, was 24th biggest seller in the end

blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

one place below 'Starz In Their Eyes' >:(

blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

Well that's me told - next up in the Sound of 2008 List:

2. DUFFY! - "I started singing blues and soul songs when I was really young," the 23-year-old explains. "And I didn't really have a record collection that would explain that."

(n.b. to hear her actual songs you'll ned to scroll down the MySpace to the Youtube videos, cos the song samples are only a minute long)

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

hmm, that 'rockferry' song is surprisingly good! i listened to it with the intention of trashing it stone-heartedly, but it's won me over to a large extent. not that i expect her other tracks to be as exciting.

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I was going to say "What, no Duffy" there.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 January 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome back WBS! I've missed the chart rundowns, but I just laughed out loud at your Christmas music blog rant at work and would be even more pleased to see more non-rundown posts.

Extended Foals chat on chart thread still a bit of a shock to the system. I like Foals' music ("major lack of hooks or tunes" seems a bit unfair given how often Hummer's been stuck in my head, but point taken) but often feel quite determined not to, like on reading these quotes, getting trampled by Foals fans talking loudly about not knowing who the band they've shoved their way to the front row of are but they must be shit because they're not Foals, watching Y rolling around running his fingers over his bare chest on that Beeb yoof drama thing I forget the name of, etc.

insular Oxford music scene, which Yannis says is full of "drone bands" who are only interested in "making really weird music"

This place sounds awesome! I must move there. Oh, wait, I'm there right now and surveying a gig guide which is half bands who sound suspiciously like Foals did 2 years ago and half tunefully dull look-we-have-trumpets schmindie crew.

I saw Oxford's drone scene out in force last month watching Axolotl + Birds of Delay. There were about ten of them, I think. Top night mind.

(Don't worry Louis, maybe THE KIDS will get into Youthmovies from frantic bidding wars over my copy of their split with the pre-Foals Edmund Fitzgerald. Crossing fingers now. Weird to think how they've swapped places hype-wise and then some.)

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

tunefully dull look-we-have-trumpets schmindie crew

HA! Come over here and say that. Good Nature, March '08, album of the year. :D

(I've met Youthmovies at a gig, and the funniest thing about them is that they're all about 5'3" and 7 stone except for the trumpeter, who's 6'2" and looks like he could comfortably have the others for lunch.)

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, Oxford hasn't been the same since its early-90's guitar-indie heroes left for the big-time.

Everyone: "I doooon't caaaare about the colourrrrrs..."

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't mean Youthmovies by the trumpets thing! I actually forgot about theirs. (Here's one, but trumpets are quite the thing right now.)

I've had my bouts of thinking them desperately overrated (the Guardian declared YMSS the most math-rock band ever back when every song had the same kick-kick-snare beat) and of being excited for them and am now settled into being gently glad to see them occasionally. Did I post this last year on the Oxford thread or did I just consider it? Ah well. Al Youthmovies posted on ILM a couple of times so maybe I should watch my language anyway.

I feel like I ought to attempt to stay on-topic but if I try it'll only be complaining about SfG or Kate Nash which will show me up as even more of a corny indie fuck.

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

Well, I expected to be like that too but you really should give that Duffy song a go - it's pretty good!

YMVS' (no SS) new stuff is, on the evidence of the recent gig I saw, a quantum leap better than the old. I had a long chat with them about their album and it seems they've pulled out all the stops with overdubs, tweaking, outright perfectionism. I'm looking forward with mad excitement.

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno wi' Rockferry. I just keep hearing "Slow Graffiti" with a better singer but with a lot of the emotional pull taken out. I do love "Slow Graffiti", though, so I'm not exactly shocked or appalled or anything. It all seems a bit Ronson-ised, though - the black and white of the video seems to be deliberately inviting Cathy Come Home comparisons, and the sound all seems to have this very carefully aged texture to it.

Which kinda brings me back to the strings on "Chasing Pavements" - it's not the over-the-top-ness that I mind, it's that it's a very lazy kind of over-the-top-ness, the kind that seems to have been very specifically engineered to glide easily into the Radio 2 daytime schedule. The strings just so seem so generic, so deliberately in thrall to this idea of the "big band sound" as being the real proving ground for singers, like they've gone down to B&Q and brought a five-litre tin of "QUALITY" that they can just throw all over the song and it will then sound of "QUALITY". It sounds lazy, that's the thing: too obvious, too easy, much too unsurprising.

I really, really feel the need to try and expand my earlier comparison with Foundations here, but I'm honestly not sure I can come up with the words. Let's have a go anyway. The thing with "Foundations" - what past does it hark back to? What musical heritage has this thing come from? It ain't the future, no, but when all of Knash's contemporaries seem to be deliberately putting themselves in a kind of musical heritage in order to bestow credibility upon themselves by showing just how well they've learnt their history, just how deep they dug in them there crates, "Foundations" sounds strangely vital, alive - I'm not a huge fan of the vocals, the verses, or whatever, but the arrangement, the production, and the god-damn chorus are all really excellent. It reminds me of the job the producer, Paul Epworth, did on Bloc Party's first album, how he turned that into so much more than just another guitar record - So Here We Are, for example. That was a top 5 record. "Foundations" got to number 2. Dammit, the charts can be exciting sometimes, and "Chasing Pavements" feels like a kind of cop-out, somehow, like the record company has decided to give the public an Amy Winehouse who can walk in a straight line occasionally.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Let's discuss some more stuff off that playlist, cos there's a lot of it and some of it looks kinda intriguing.

You may have heard this track from the Lloyds TSB bank advert in the past. You may want to open several bank accounts after hearing this song.

That's how the Youtuber that put up the video for The Journey Continues by Mark Brown and Sarah Cracknell decided it would be best sold to the internet. The poor thing never quite gets past that appellation - the bumping bass augments the soprano peeps, but never really overcomes them. Cracknell is Cracknell, but, sadly, this ain't Etienne - she sounds a bit too much like a guest here.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

I saw Oxford's drone scene out in force last month watching Axolotl + Birds of Delay. There were about ten of them, I think. Top night mind.

I think I know 3 of them.

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

First song that gets me properly excited on the R1 list - the return of Jay Sean. An early version of Ride It was met with widespread apathy in the Jukebox last year, but ooh, how it has grown in the intervening months. Essentially, we have ourselves a mini-epic in the style of "What Goes Around...///'''@@@[']#€€€...Comes Back Around", but it gets its job done in under three and a half minutes, doesn't kill Scarlett Johansson, and uses its expansiveness to lead you on and make you wonder exactly what else the young feller's got up his sleeve. For rest assured, Jay Sean is a canny motherfucker. He's not averse to dropping falsetto, but compare it to, say, Shayne Ward - it actually sounds sexy, as opposed to creepy, or as some kind of demonstration of range. He keeps his hooks wide and varied: "pulling me, pulling me, pulling me clooose...", "hooold ooon dooon't gooo", and that chorus - he knows something's going wrong, but he's led by his hormones into deeper waters. The balance of power keeps shifting: he tries to seduce her, she tries to seduce him, then the third party gets lobbed in at 2:20, leading to the big, chunky breakdown segment, and then the chorus takes it home.

It's really a bit fascinating, as is JS himself: originally came along in Radio 1's flurry of promotion for Bobby & Nihal, as well as the launch of the BBC Asian Network; once the hype had died down, he seemed like he might be on the scrapheap, thus fulfilling his billing as "the Asian Craig David". "Ride It" is a serious indication that he's got an awful lot more to offer.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't kill Scarlett Johansson

This is a fault.

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't kill Scarlett Johansson

This is a fault.

He doesn't kill Thora Birch either, if that makes it any more palatable.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

One of those bands this kind of thread was built for would appear to be The Feeling, who also have a slot on the B-list with I Thought It Was Over, the first single off their second album. They're the kind of band who rumble along near the foreground, never quite enough to get people talking about them, but there nonetheless.

And this single will not change that one tiny bit. It's 'a bit electro', kind of - not enough to induce dance or anything, the rhythm is very politely buried away behind some morphed guitar riffs, but noticeably enough so that people can go "ooh, haven't you grown!" But have they? If they're coming out of their shell, they're doing it bloody slowly - Dan Gillespie-Sells seems like a good egg, but his voice is really thin, very unengaging. This is about him realising he's still in love with someone. I know this because that's what the title says. There's lyrics, lots of lyrics, and you can make them all out, too, but how are you meant to care? It never puts a foot wrong, but it never dares to try - there's no danger in this, no conflict, no turmoil, it's just another love song.

Let's use that as an excuse to post the video for Party Fears Two - an unfair comparison, since it sets the bar that fucking high, and Billy Mackenzie's voice is the kind of sound you can go forever without finding comparison to, but it does this so much better - there's turmoil, peril, melodrama - all the stuff.

But I think we ought to talk about The Feeling. And Jay Sean. And Mark Brown and Sarah Cracknell. All the stuff. I don't want this being the kind of thread where songs get marooned within one post. Part of the reason for this thread is that I'm scared I don't pay enough attention these days, that I dismiss things too out of hand, and I get the horrible feeling everyone else does too. So have at it! (More songs off the playlist to follow)

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

It appears a passing space cadet bought all my friends releases on her label too.

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

OK, now that's embarrassing! Drunk old woman memorably not blending in with rest of audience who are almost a decade younger and all know the promoter shocker.

They're good CDs though and it's exciting to find drone/noise stuff locally, and I enjoyed the gig, especially Birds of Delay.

(I hope I didn't rip them or yr friend off, I realised at home that the compilation the merch guy sold me for the same price as BoD's cdrs has 3 discs and costs a lot more online; should have emailed the band to ask, and also your friend about one of the cdrs not playing, but it's been a busy couple of months)

You know you're old if every time someone talks about Duffy your brain fills in "Stephen Tintin", right?

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 4 January 2008 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, it took me some time to realise that this Duffy I was seeing touted everywhere was not Stephen enjoying a belated critical renaissance.

ailsa, Friday, 4 January 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

So Soubd of 2008 ends with Adele as Most Hottestest Newestest Thingestest, which means my finger remains firmly on the musical pulse, yarrgh.

The rest of the top ten:

10. SANTOGOLD! - She is a slightly less crazy answer to her friend MIA and sang on Mark Ronson's album Versions.

9. MGMT! - A Brooklyn electro-pop duo whose name is said "the management".

8. BLACK KIDS! - "They have a heady mix which sets them apart from the army of bands we all come across every day." Neil McCallum, Channel 4 head of music

7. JOE LEAN AND THE JING JANG JONG! - A British band with jangling guitars and indie anthems who have supported Babyshambles and Kaiser Chiefs.

6. VAMPIRE WEEKEND! - They've been described as The Strokes covering Graceland-era Paul Simon.

Also, to helpfully cover their arsesdirect those seeking further hot, this year there's a 'best of the rest' bit for acts who don't need to be talked about by Channel 4's head of music:

11. Ida Maria
12. One Night Only
13. Alphabeat
14. Laura Marling
15. Cajun Dance Party
16. The Courteeners
17. Gabriella Cilmi
18. Late of the Pier
19. Black Mountain
20. Lil' Wayne

Yes, that's the rapper Lil Wayne.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

daamn was hoping it was this guy:

http://www.lvmi.net/images/WDobson.jpg

(throws voice) "i like you"

blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

who is this Lil Wayne? Is he another one of those cute little child rappers?

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

In a UK-capacity, is Alphabeat actually going to happen? "Fascination" is a marvellous single, like a 00s "Footloose", and in the right conditions should be a Number One, but won't be. Then, there'd be nothing stopping the brilliant "What Is Happening?" from following it there - but half the album is sadly very boring.

edwardo, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

Late Of The Pier could be good but, now I've said that, I expect they are not.

blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

Alphabeat are, somehow, The Sun's big tip for 2008.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

You know you're old if every time someone talks about Duffy your brain fills in "Stephen Tintin", right?

I'm afraid that at 34 , I too also think of Stephen 'Tin Tin' Duffy.
What's your email Rebecca ? and i'll pass it on to my friend. she will fix you up about the cdr.

It's funny how I know a few members of the Oxford drone scene yet I've never been near Oxford or seen any of the bands.

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

i think of Keith Duffy from The Boyzones and Corrie fame

blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

You young whippersnapper

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.rockzirkus.de/lexikon/bilder/p/power/best_brit.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 4 January 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Of course there's always someone older to come along

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 January 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Apropos of nothing, R2's playlist at the moment:

A LIST

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - ALBUM: Magic
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Oh Mother
ADELE - Chasing Pavements
JOSS STONE - Baby Baby Baby
SCOUTING FOR GIRLS - Elvis Ain't Dead
JAMIE SCOTT & THE TOWN - Standing In The Rain
THE HOOSIERS - Worst Cast Scenario
GWEN STEFANI - Early Winter
JACK JOHNSON - If I Had Eyes
AMY MACDONALD - ALBUM: This Is The Life

B LIST

CELINE DION - Eyes On Me
JENNIFER LOPEZ - Hold it, Don't Drop It
TOM BAXTER - Better
MIKA - Relax, Take It Easy
JOSH RITTER - Right Moves
DAUGHTRY - Home
MADNESS - NW5
*NEW* ROBERT PLANT AND ALISON KRAUSS - Please Read The Letter
*NEW* MORRISSEY - That's How People Grow Up
*NEW* THE FEELING - I Thought It Was Over

C LIST

ROBYN - Be Mine
ONE NIGHT ONLY - Just For Tonight
RADIOHEAD - Jigsaw Falling Into Place
*NEW* MORCHEEBA - Enjoy The Ride
*NEW* RASCAL FLATTS - What Hurts The Most
*NEW* RICHARD HAWLEY - Valentine
MATT COSTA - Mr Pitiful

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 4 January 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

i've still not heard 'Early Winter'

blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

And for the hell of it, here's 1xtra:

A-LIST

Addictive Feat T2 - Gonna Be Mine
Alicia Keys - Like You'll Never See Me Again
Chris Brown feat T-Pain & Nelly - Kiss Kiss (Remix)
Chris Brown - With You
Common feat Will.I.Am - I Want You
Craig David - 6 Of 1 Thing (Sticky Remix)
Delinquent Feat Kcat - My Destiny (Bassline Edit)
Dexplicit Feat Gemma Fox - Might Be
DJ Felli Fel Feat Akon, Diddy, Ludacris & Lil Jon - Get Buck In Here
DJ NG Feat Baby Katie - Tell Me
Fat Joe Feat J. Holiday - I Won't Tell
Jay Sean - Ride It
Kano - Bad Boy
Kanye West Feat Chris Martin - Homecoming
Kanye West Feat Dwele - Flashing Lights
Kelly Rowland - Work
Lupe Fiasco Ft. Matthew Santos - Superstar
Mary J Blige - Just Fine
Potential Bad Boy - For The Girl Dem
The Dream - Falsetto

B-LIST

Benga and Coki - Night
Busy Signal - Jah Protect Me
Chipmunk - How I Stay / My Life
Control S - Never Leave Me Alone
De Marco - Fallen Soldiers
DJ Q Feat Mc Bones - U Wot?
Freeway Feat 50 Cent - Take It To The Top
Lil Kim - Chillin' Tonight
Omarion & Bow Wow - Girlfriend
Rogue Soul - Be With You
Ryan Leslie - Diamond Girl
Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction
THC & Probe - Mr Jah
Tinchy Stryder - Breathe
Wahoo - Damn (You're Here)
Young Kof - You Must Be Dumb
Young Nate Feat Chipmunk - Mixed Messages (Remix)
Yves La Rock Feat Roland Richards - Zookey (Lift Your Leg Up)

C-LIST

Chingy Feat Amerie - Fly Like Me
Crissy Criss & Fumin - Sidetracked
Kid Sister Feat Kanye West - Pro Nails (Remix)
Wu Tang Clan Feat Erykah Badu - The Heart Gently Weeps

And 6Music:

A List

Adele - Chasing Pavements
British Sea Power - Waving Flags
Duffy- Rockferry
New Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor
Jay-Z - Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)...
New M.I.A - Paper Planes
New Morrissey - That's How People Grow Up
Kate Nash - Pumpkin Soup
Radiohead - Jigsaw Falling Into Place
Sons & Daughters - Darling
Supergrass - Diamond Hoo Ha Man
White Stripes - Conquest
The Wombats - Moving To New York

B List

Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker
New The Duke Spirit - The Step And The Walk
Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
The Kills - U.R.A Fever
The Maccabees - Toothpaste Kisses
New Laura Marling - Ghosts
Cass McCombs - That's That
Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die
New Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter
New School Of Language - Rockist Single
Super Furry Animals - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
New Those Dancing Days - Hitten

I know that's a fair wedge to be getting on with, but what the hell.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 4 January 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

I read the wombats as the wombles

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

havent heard a couple on the 1xtra list, but i'll try a breakdown anyways:

Addictive Feat T2 - Gonna Be Mine
Delinquent Feat Kcat - My Destiny (Bassline Edit)
Dexplicit Feat Gemma Fox - Might Be
DJ Q Feat Mc Bones - U Wot

bassline! now hopefully you'll have read some media puffpieces already, saving me having to describe it, but basically post-'heartbroken' b-line aka boshing bouncing sorta tinny speedgarage is the legitimising excuse glue we're looking at to open all kinds of floodgates and save 2008. all of these are a/ on youtube, and b/ good. also be aware of the likes of kym myles and h20 & platinum, proper 90s throwback cheese that bassline will also be responsible for popularizing to a greater or lesser extent. kym myles, kym syms, kim mazelle - it is the circle of life.

DJ NG Feat Baby Katie - Tell Me
Wahoo - Damn (You're Here)

these two are more on the sultrier/classier funky house tip. the dj ng in particular is mooted as a smash; everyone likes one bit of noir once a year, in the manner of 'cure & the cause'.

Yves La Rock Feat Roland Richards - Zookey (Lift Your Leg Up)

cheesier side of funky house here, bit like the weird bob sinclar thingy last year who's name i forget. both use the neat trick of incorporating actual dancehall riddims (coolie dance here) to ram home what's going on. (if you havent already noticed, a lot of tricking of people is apparently involved in making them comfy with the whole dancing thing.)

Potential Bad Boy - For The Girl Dem

there's always a dodgy drum n bass song knocking about the 1xtra chart BUT again this one makes explicit a further ratification-via-bassline - namely you're finally free to like clownstep, kids! boing! the bassline on this is pure rofflez, and i love it dearly.

r|t|c, Friday, 4 January 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tYgi2CcSM - addictive/t2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMKB1lkE6U - gemma fox (finally her time!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izesw44SoCQ - my destiny (all flavours)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3LjhpOKd0 - dj ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iJ0PF1CnXM - wahoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMpnngrZAQ4 - yves la rock (socabeat also at play here obv)
http://www.playazonline.co.uk/audioclips/jhr/jhr009aa.mp3 - potentialbadboy clip

r|t|c, Friday, 4 January 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

New top 40:

Leon still kingy, Soulja Boy climbs to 2. Nickelback's bizarre rise continues, as "Rockstar" gives them their first UK top 10 hit since "Someday", four-and-a-bit years ago.

Our highest new entry is Basshunter's "Now You're Gone" at #14, which used to be called "Boten Anna" when it was first a hit in Sweden about a year and a half ago. It was about a chatbot back then. The video featured both a Mini Moke AND a pedalo. Neither of these things apply now, but it's still shit anyway. The only other new entry looks to be The White Stripes at #30.

No, the big thing here is re-entries and climbs for the aged. Rihanna still has three singles in the top 40, with "Don't Stop The Music" climbing to 12 and "Umbrella" - yes, still - at number 18. Also on three hits - Mika. "Relax" is at 20, "Grace Kelly" 35, "Happy Ending" 39. The Hoosiers, Scouting For Girls, Take That, Sugababes, Timbaland and Kate Nash all have to make do with two each. Best of all, "Ruby" is back at #27. Oh, Januarypaws.

Radiohead are the lone new entry in the album chart, going straight to number one. Elsewhere, it's sales-time, so lots of predictable climbers who aren't worth my time naming.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

Nicklelback in the top 10?????

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

the power of Virgin Radio should not be ignored. Also, rather disappointingly, only Kiss FM is playlisting Cassie.

danzig, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't realise people still listened to Virgin Radio.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

That new version of the Basshunter track is horrible. I really like the original version.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 7 January 2008 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

I gather that In Rainbows managed to top the album chart with just 50,000 physical sales.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 7 January 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

44602

Which isn't so bad for this time of year, the no1 album for this week last year (Take That) sold just under 30k

limón, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

4 new things on R1 list this week: Basshunter, who is apparently gonna be #1 this weekend (cos there can be miracles when you believe, possibly), Craig David's "6 of 1 Thing", Duffy's "Mercy", and "What's It Gonna Be" by H-Two-O ft. Platnum. Also, two other new additions which really aren't very new at all - Paramore's "Misery Business" (presumably cos it's doing well in the US now, so it might chart inside the top 30 over here this time around) and Mark Ronson's version of "Just" with the trumpets and so on, which Everyhit refuses to believe ever charted (I'm sure it did though... surely?)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

No, amazingly enough, "Just" flumped in at #48 on its initial release in March 2006. Two years ago.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks:
1 (14) BASSHUNTERS
2 LEON
3 SOULJA BOY
4 TIMBALAND
5 (10) BRITNEY
6 NICKELBACK
7 TAKE THAT
8 (12) RIHANNA
9 LEONA
10 RONSON/WINEHOUSE

ALBUMS

3 (13) NEWTON FAULKNER
7 (12) SCOUTING FOR GIRLS

13 NEW TOM BAXTER

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 January 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

Still maintain that Basshunter is ever-so-slightly cobblers, but his interview on Popjustice is quite good fun. He's celebrating his number one by playing World of Warcraft and drinking scotch. Good on him.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

I had to review Tom Baxter's single "Better" for our student radio distributer. The review was so caustic I didn't actually send it off. He has to be one of the worst songwriters of all time.

Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

OK, at work, at a loose end, so let's go-a looking at stuff that's not been covered on this thread yet.

Kick off with the bottom track from that 6Music playlist, 'Hitten' by Those Dancing Days. Five girls from Sweden, who have one of those electric keyboards that sounds a bit like an organ, makes all the gliding noises and such. Some very cutesy drumming-with-skipping-ropes in the video, the song seems to mostly be a chorus attached to aforementioned organ noise. Early prediction - this song will not do anything, anywhere.

School of Language look much more promising, however, being as they are one-third of Field Music, who I seem to like more than most other people despite (because of?) never having heard either of their albums. Anyway, as one might expect given SofL's previous, they're kinda doodly indie - the various individual parts sound like they're all coming down individual internal mailing tubes, with the tube with the drums in sounding nicest. Struggle to see them finding an audience outside, er, me, to be fair, but apparently Stuart Maconie's a fan, which is nice. Tempted to compare it to Quasi, that may not be entirely accurate.

This isn't much of a hitbound preview so far, is it? Fear not, cos next up is Laura Marling, already hotly-tipped by people who want to try and stand out from the people hotly-tipping Adele or Duffy or whoever. Note to all women - the UK is going to be very bored of you by about March. You should probably just go back to playing bass or something. This, weirdly enough, isn't exactly any less shambling in structure terms than School of Language: but it's much more nice-sounding. When I say nice-sounding, I mean T-Mobile-advert-sounding. Very quiet, very unassuming, picks up a bit in the final minute and ends on an long fiddle note. Am tempted to compare it to Jens Lekman if only cos I couldn't really make out many of the words either when I last saw him live.

More nicey-nice: The Maccabees. Note to acoustic guitars: the UK is going to be very bored of you by about February. You should probably just go back to being a table or something. There is occasionally another instrument. This is making me think of something Travis might do as a B-side, except it has a bit more nous, a tiny bit more adventure. Dawdling once more, the band actively sound like they're killing time, softly.

Sorry to sound like a bloody music journalist, but it really isn't enough to just not hate something, is it? I'm gradually getting those "You are a MEAN OLD MAN" voices in my head again, but really - someone explain the appeal of these last two. They're so... idling. Gentle, cosseting, and I can picture the whole of the Cockpit going quiet or whistling along when they drop these live, but.. Not Enough. Not Enough.

The Duke Spirit? May as well. Unfortunately, the songs on their MySpace all seem to cut off early, so it might be possible that 'The Step and The Walk' gets fantastic late on, but thus far it's all a bit BRMC meets Echobelly (seriously, guitar music, the fuck you done to my vocabulary? I listen to this sort of thing and feel utterly useless). Sounds like whiskey. Lots of "whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo" in the back, guitars sound like driving round ghost town at night slightly too quickly with some whisky. Whisky whisky whisky. From Somerfield. Or Superdrug. Do they sell whisky?

No, fuck this. Let's talk Hot Chip. Let's luxuriate in the full-fat joys of the video for Ready For The Floor. Let us marvel at Alexis Taylor's Trevor Horn Halloween costume. Let us wonder why no music video has previously felt the need to point out how hard it is to wheel a drinks trolley over a rug without spilling anything. Let us get all doe-eyed at the "You're my number one guy" bit, and they way the keyboards dip and slouch in the chorus. Let us perhaps leave it a bit before we try the Morrissey single.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

I think there was a new entry this week onto the British charts of "Piece Of Me," a song by Britney Spears. Remember Britney? She cemented the original Swedepop/teenpop invasion back in '99, went on to some club tracks, then took some time off for cheerful domesticity. Good to have you back, Brit.

Frank Kogan, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

There was, yes, didn't notice it on Sunday cos I thought it might already have entered. Going top five this weekend, according to that feller from about four posts ago.

It is quite good, yes.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

i have witnessed first hand the indie boners that afro-haired lead girl out of those dancing days provokes, write them off at yr peril.

r|t|c, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

um well when i say first hand

r|t|c, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

(Will, I'm guessing from this thread so far that you're not wanting it to be about Murrican songs that happen to be charting in Britain, but for anyone who's interested I'll link to Anthony Easton's ten things I like about nickelback's rockstar. (Anthony said later, in writing up "Rockstar" for his top ten country songs of the year, "I'm shocked that I am writing this, because like all right thinking critics, I hate Nickelback---if I start saying nice things about Hinder next take me out behind the bar and shoot me." Anthony seems to think John Rich of Big & Rich co-wrote "Rockstar," but I don't think this is correct, even though Rich was one of the cast of thousands to appear in the video.))

(If there are American acts that are hitting in Britain but not America - The Gossip or the Scissors Sisters, for instance - this might be a good place to talk about them, should they re-enter the charts.)

Frank Kogan, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

(Godwin's Law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nickelback or Hinder approaches one.)

Frank Kogan, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

(And Travis Tritt's cover of Nickelback's "Should've Been" was one of my favorite songs of 2007. Jack Ingram's cover of Hinder's "Lips Of An Angel" was not one of my favorite songs of 2007, but was bearable. And now I'll shut up about N and H.)

Frank Kogan, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

(Er, that's "Should've Listened," not "Should've Been. Now I'll really shut up about them.)

Frank Kogan, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

I'd say "Rockstar" is very much up for grabs, just cos its success here is so utterly out of character, but I really, really Do Not Mind. This thread is not my exclusive property, it's not like people are allowing their dogs to shit on my lawn or anything.

This thread might not be the most productive place to discuss Hinder or Travis Tritt, mind.

Re: Those Dancing Days. When was the last time a Swedish guitar act really did anything in the UK? Peter Bjorn & John had to re-release "Young Folks" about 74 times to get in the top 20, and that was kind of off the back of at least one advert, possibly more. I can't imagine it had much to do with the truckload of charisma that is Victoria Bergsman...

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

That said, your opinions of any of the stuff discussed or linked to thus far would be plenty welcome.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, this being a Rolling [...] Thread 2008, we need a Myspace to rally round. It's traditional.

I humbly submit, for your consideration, Radio 1 B-List star David Jordan.

One of these blog posts was written by David himself; one was written by his label. See if you can spot the difference:

07 Dec 2007

New single ’Sun Goes Down’ out Feb 4th - hear it on Radio 1 this weekend!

David's new single 'Sun Goes Down' is set for release on Feb 4th and you can hear it on Radio 1 tomorrow (Sat 8th Dec). Tune into Fearne & Reggie around 5.30pm to hear it and then again on Trevor Nelson's show from 7pm! If you like it let Radio 1 know about it!

Plus don't forget to see David on The Royal Variety Performance on Sunday ITV1 8pm.

08 Jan 2008

the CraZy BITCH UP STAIRS
Current mood: cheerful

THE bitch upstairs her names Evonne, well clever .. bitter,,, girl, was lying in bed fast asleep, when suddenly this noise was fuking CRAZAY loud... so i told them to turn it off, and spoke to my land-lord ( whos problem it wasnt) anyway i went to confront her about the noise.. and aparently im very very dissrespectful for playing my music... ( watching the prince of egypt--- yeas very loud music.) anyway i tryied to explain when this crazy cow never calmed down she soon had me shouting bak,,, she shouted something about touring and a bout my career,,, that gave me the impression (jelousy) never seen what it looks from the othere side,,, i didnt come to her as a 'pop star' i came to her in my pj's as a neighbour, with a problem and she said 'ra , ra, ra when your touring and singing,ra ra ra...... by this time i'd said to her ' go to hell 'and was slamming my door shut..
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(His single, "Sun Goes Down", sounds like Danny John Jules singing Andrew Lloyd-Webber. Yet to decide if that is good or bad.)

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

Ongoing hazard of this thread = accidentally playing Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong and Santogold over the top of one another. God that was horrible.

JLATJJJ don't sound as comically useless as I'd expected them to, just a bit dull. Disappointing.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Basshunter does indeed proceed to the top spot. What's interesting is what happens behind him - Britters did in fact wind up at #2, ahead of Soulja Boy and - oh yes - Nickelback! Leon slumps to number five, so that's that for him, then. A Rihanna Single (does it matter which?) goes to number six, ahead of... Lupe Fiasco. Where did that come from, eh? 'pologise is number eight, Wiccans Rule The World #9, and The Third Scouting For Girls Single is YOUR number ten.

Kanye & Chwis is new at 14. 'Be Mine!' is the hit the internet knew it would always be at, er, #23, ahead of 'I Fought The Lloyds' by Oystar at #25. Que? Kylie's 'Wow' re-enters at 29.

British Sea Power's chart return commences with 'Waving Flags' at #31. The Wombats fit their way in among the long-distance runners at #37.

In the albums... Amy Macdonald is number one. Eh? Is there a sale on at Tesco? More climbers, most significant maybe Plant & Krauss at 6. Tom Baxter is, indeed, new at 12.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

Steve Brookstein, incidentally, only ever had the one hit single.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Oystar, ladies and gents. It's like Dan Le Sac & Scroobius Pip gone acoustic. On Radio 2 on Saturday lunchtime.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Amy MacDonald CD was on sale for £4.99 at HMV when I was in last week.

BSP for #1 next week?

Billy Dods, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

Ceefax had "going to New York" as being by the Wombles.

Mark G, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

The Amy MacDonald CD was on sale for a fiver everywhere this week, and both HMV and Virgin (I refuse to use that stupid Z*vvi alias) seemed to have it glued in their CD players, but since Ms MacDonald tends to sing as though attempting to unglue her mouth this is perhaps not surprising. Just what we needed - a female Paolo Nutini.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)

Download rule consequences watch ahoy!: With its #68 placing this week, Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars" has the second longest chart run ever with (spook!) 68 weeks, beating Judy Collins' 67 weeks in 1970-1973 with "Amazing Grace". Still 54 weeks off beating "My Way", though.

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

Not bad going for a song with no discernible tune.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:19 (seventeen years ago)

where can i get naked basshunter pix why because he look intersting

musically, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

THIS WEEK IN PLAYLIST:

Our Boy Dave Jordan (no-one's with me on this, are they?) is promoted to the A-List, along with Biffy Clyro, The Feeling and The Brown-Cracknell Connection. Hot Chip, annoyingly, remain marooned on the B, alongside Duffy, Basshunter, Simple Plan, Goldfrapp, Cray Day Vay, Radiohead, and Our Boy Jay Sean (if I keep dubbing people this it will happen).

Oh, and Men of Achievement 2008 Nickelback, getting on the Radio 1 playlist for the first time since... goodness knows.

Also new this week: Taio Cruz ft. Luciana, Marco Demark ft. Casey Barnes, OneRepublic, KT Tunstall, Alphabeat, The Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend and Benga & Coki. Run for the middle ground!

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

OK, so I'm watching The Hits this evening for the first time in ages.

Thoughts:

1) Will 'Paper Planes' actually be a hit? There's no reason to believe so beyond it being excellent, but it's weird that The Hits is playing it. Something going on?

2) I'd like that Feeling song much more if it was by Erasure. And, well, was Sometimes. It wouldn't have the guitar solo, for starters.

3) The Freemasons mix of Work by Kelly Rowland. I know that earlier I said the The Feeling were the kind of band that were made for this thread... but that's bobbins. I kinda need to get that most recent Freemasons album stat.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

Also, Vince Clarke has a nicer guitar than The Feeling.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

oh wow that remix!

r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

they really are the guys that just throw the completed rubik's cube back over to you like "oh yeah this thing"

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

'Paper Planes' video is pretty shit i.e. it actually has paper planes in it. shame they had to change the gun sound also.

blueski, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

That's pretty much my reaction, yeah. 2008 is kind of going alright thus far, primarily due to that (i.e. Freemasons).

The vid for Paper Planes that The Hits plays appears to be very badly lip-synched. Is that intentional?

And on The Hits now - Just Fine. I want this to be a hit, really I do, but somehow... I dunno, it feels a bit out of sync with modern times. Is the UK ready for Mary to sound like Donna Summer? Is the UK ready for anyone to sound like Donna Summer?

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

that 'work' remix has in turn reminded me of sarah whatmore's 'automatic' despite not necessarily sounding that much like it. so that's nice.

blueski, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

holy mother of god you did not just bring back sarah whatmore's 'automatic'

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

Hits now has 'Hey There Delilah'. Most irritating thing about this video, I have just realised, is the way his head pulls back the same way every time he does the "Urrrgh, s'what you doodermeee..." That's pretty much Leon Jackson Clutch Of Destiny annoyance, there.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

I kinda need to get that most recent Freemasons album stat.

Yes! Their most recent one is basically just all their "original" tracks from Shakedown with a few extras, so if you have Shakedown already, you only need the following:

Rain Down Love (Walken Edit) (the radio edit)
Uninvited
If

And is it true that the Freemasons are mixing I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE? That's what their Wiki article sez (no source though) and I'm not exaggerating when I say I jumped out of my chair. Please be true!!!

musically, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

i'm a one lover based lovin lady!

xp whatmore

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

daamn she is hotter than i remember

blueski, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/article694840.ece

gotta love it

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00420/HtwoO_420148a.jpg

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

lol, quite so

glorious tune btw if i didnt already say

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

OK, this will teach me to dismiss playlist songs before listening them.

As you may see upthread, 'Night' by Benga & Coki is now on the R1 playlist. It's dubstep. On daytime Radio 1. Admittedly, this is only the 1-Upfront list, but still. At some point, daytime Radio 1 will play this record. God knows what it'll do...

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

Rubbing shoulders on that 1-Upfront list: 'Fascination' by The Sun's top tips, Alphabeat. Six of them, from Denmark, several primary colours, play their instruments like they're made of foam rubber. You see what I mean about 'Night' perhaps not fitting in that well.

Anyway, big, catchy, sung with bloody gigantic smiles across their faces... too perfect for their own good, perhaps? It feels like it will slot ever-so-smoothly into the post-Scouting For Girls hyper-jaunt niche, except it's several times more sugar-rushy and whirlwindy and sweep-you-off-your-feety. This, remember, is a Scandinavian pop act. In the UK. Something Is Going To Go Wrong.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks, just so's you know:

1 BASSHUNTER
2 (7) LUPE FIASCO
3 BRITNEY
4 RIHANNA
5 NEW ADELE
6 SOULJA BOY
7 NICKELBACK
8 NEW MADNESS
9 SCOUTING FOR GIRLS
10 NEW COURTEENERS

ALBUMS

5 NEW BRITISH SEA POWER

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

As you may see upthread, 'Night' by Benga & Coki is now on the R1 playlist. It's dubstep. On daytime Radio 1.

prrw prrw prrw! never underestimate the massed underground ranks of the british pigeon fancier; many a time i have seen gerry francis giving this tune the gunfingers on a friday night in shoreditch.

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

I hear Robyn is going to stall at 11.

MADNESS! Oh you Britishes are so quaint.

edwardo, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Big on Radio 2 innit.

Will this be the first UK top ten single to feature a London postcode in its title?

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

cilla black's 'NE1 who had a heart' takes that cake, sorry

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

^ ban

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

I said London postcodes, not Newcastle ones!

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

So the Splogenessabounds single about the female plumber didn't make it then?

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

'west 10 girls' wasnt worth the effort so i thought i'd risk it

r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I've been trying to come up with one. bah. Of course I knew NE1 was Newcastle... ach come onnn,,,,,.....

West One (Shine on me) The Ruts.

Oh if it had only been a bigger hit.

Mark G, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed - a great single.

I think I'm safe in assuming that Tory Suggs is also the only artist to have/appear on hits with songs named after adjacent areas of London, since he scored in 1995 with "Camden Town" which has been scientifically proven to be the worst record ever made.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

Nickelback are from Canada, please we have enough to answer for here in U.S.

Saxby D. Elder, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

Everybody Salsa by Modern Romance has the lyric "this ain't Puerto Rico, this is London E18"

which is Wanstead, incidentally.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

The elephant in this particular room is clearly East 17. If only they had recorded a song named after them in the line of "Motorhead," "Visage" &c.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

So, if you're anything like me, you'll be looking at the Radio 1 playlist, and you'll be thinking: "Simple Plan? Eh? What are those perenially mid-table Canadian gobshites doing there, given that they've never done anything of note in the past and, in all probability, will never do anything of note in ever?"

Well, it turns out that they've become Maroon 5, a bit. Girl is informed that she will miss him when he is gone because he's all up in the advertising hoardings, using a Samsung mobile phone and drinking a bottle of cool, refreshing Tuborg imported lager. There are times when you think this may be worth paying attention to, but then they just get all ker-flump all over again. Good Charlotte shit them, shall we say.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Chartuss:

Basshunter is now credited to Basshunter ft. DJ Mental Theo. It's still number one, but breathing down its neck is... Adele! DUN DUH DUHHHHHH! "Chasing Pavements" is number two on downloads and will doubtless go top either next week or week after or whenever. Mrs Oh My God That Britney's Shameless is number three (what would we make of 'Piece Of Me' if recorded by Kerry Katona?), ahead of The New Nickelback, Lupe Fiasco. Rihanna Sings Estefan is five, The Old Nickelback (i.e. Nickelback) slip to six ahead of Soulja Boy. Scouting For Girls climb to eight. Huh? Kanyis Martest #9, and 'Be Mine!' allays everyone's fears by sneaking in at number ten.

Beyond that: Wombats roar up to thirteen, with The Courteeners debuting at 20. Leonwatch - down 12 to 17. Madness' midweek promise fades to number 24, with Radiohead new at 30 (is this a proper single, or just the song released to radio? Or are those the same thing these days? Bloody young people). Possible single of the year thus far, Kelly Rowland's 'Work', makes its debut (I think) at #31.

Scouting For Girls knock Teh MacDonald off the top spot, presumably their album was available for £4.97, offering two pence more value. It's a buyer's market. British Sea Power at 10 and You Will Never Need Any Other Neil Diamond Album at 34 are your lone new entries in a mostly static chart, the Wombats' climb from 31 to 13 being the lone major movement. Except I hadn't noticed Winehouse's debut album, Frank, is having an actual resurgence in popularity, up from 32 to 24.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 20 January 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

Which version of "Work" has been playlisted? The Freemasons mix, I presume?

musically, Sunday, 20 January 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

There's a 2-for-1 deal going with Frank in Woolie's I think.

Re. SFG - it's all the fault of Al Murray As The Pub Landlord's Happy Hour since they were on it this week.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 21 January 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

Why the wombats suddenly getting love?

Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2008 09:38 (seventeen years ago)

Radiohead new at 30 (is this a proper single, or just the song released to radio?

It's a proper single. Well, you could buy it last week on 7" in Fopp...

mike t-diva, Monday, 21 January 2008 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

it came in last week at #99 but just have to say Ringo Starr's 'Liverpool 8' single really is the worst single of the 00s if not ever (but maybe this should be posted on FT instead to attract defiant outrage from his many fans).

blueski, Monday, 21 January 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

Righto, I've got slack on this thread lately due to minor fear about accessing Youtube at work.

But tonight, I have a plan. Something I've been thinking about for a while, but never actually managed.

Tonight - I propose we have a mass listen-along to Zane Lowe's first programme of the New Year, between 7 and 9 pm. Should we be feeling sufficiently dangerous, we can have a crack at Colin Murray's programme between 10 and midnight, too. Hell, maybe even Lamacq's bit between the two.

Who's with me? Starts at 7PM UK time, which is just under seven hours from now. I think the online listening feature should work around the world, and it's at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

I've got to get up early tomorrow, so I might do this!

edwardo, Monday, 21 January 2008 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

B-b-but Vera Duckworth's died!

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 21 January 2008 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think she would have posted anyway.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 21 January 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

Nevertheles, the sacrifice being requested here is I fear too great.

Listening to Zane Lowe's aerosol can of a voice for more than two seconds is for me impossible.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 21 January 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

Flip, I missed the first 20 minutes... tune in now and they appear to be playing "Do You Want To?" Lowe's name-dropping Franz Ferdinand.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Here's an Adele album track, I think... unless they've let their bed over-run, this has a kind of "Unfinished Sympathy" thing going on, accompanied by snatches of not-really wonderful funk guitar noodle.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

Lowe sounding a touch tense this evening, not sure why. Mark Ronson-produced, that Adele track, and... hmm. The problems with "Chasing Pavements" don't seem to have gone away - the production is a touch clod-hopping, the song-writing messy, and the vocal touches that enable her to sing "up" without sounding the letter p are still quite prevalent, and quite irritating.

Hottest Record In The World: Summat off the new Supergrass album.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

Worrying sound of the "return to form" about that. Guitars be wailing all over the place, Gaz's vocals on the shouty side, but they sound... not tired, more exhausted. They've seen the world, and now they don't quite know what to do next.

Here's some d'n'b sounding stuff now.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Lowe sounding a touch tense this evening, not sure why

He knows that the millions of ilxors around the world are listening to him.

Billy Dods, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

Breaking news: RATM funk-groove directly responsible for 45,000 moshers not getting injured.

This is probably the first time I've seriously listened to radio 1 this millennium.

ledge, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

TC and Subfocus, apparently. Kinda not making the most massive impression right now. Sort of sounds like filler.

Lowe asking about who the listeners thought were the best guests hosts in his absence, fair bit of variance in reply. Now talking about his trip to the Big Day Out, leading to one of the big problems I have with his style - he sounds like he's talking in press releases, sometimes, like full-formed paragraphs spill from his mouth. It makes listening to him quite difficult sometimes - there's a certain rigidity to it, a lack of warmth or spontaneity. Maybe he is being spontaneous, but it just doesn't feel that way. I remember really liking him on XFM when I was a bit younger - perhaps it's the Beeb that's brought this change?

He's playing some RATM now. Listen along: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

Sounded a little more alive in that link, speculating and teasing his listeners with where Rage might be playing this summer. Sounded a little more light-hearted, playing about - shorter links seem to suit him more.

Ting Tings now. Still not head over heels on these, it is fair to say.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

Listening to this - did anyone watch the Morley programme in BBC4's pop season, and if so, what did you make of the bit with New Young Pony Club? Cos the sound of that Ting Tings song really, really reminds me of them - that kind of record that sounds like it was only made for people in London, somehow. 'Pop for grown-ups', not in a good way.

Anyone with any idea what that Chris Moyles advert was about, answers on a postcard.

And now - Talib Kweli.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

We Are Scientists, funny how second rate 'Evening Session' bands in 2008 sound just like the second raters from 1988.

Billy Dods, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

"Very underground", apparently. Very dull, too - it flows nicely in and out of the rest of the programme, but not much more. Still, flow's very important to the programme: constant motion, the need to keep the energy level up. Never standing still, things seem a bit less wondrous that way. Lowe likes things sounding special, and so he cross-promotes a lot - already teasing talk of a re-run of the week where he played classic albums in their entirety from last year, an idea I still think is pretty decent, albeit that the choices could be debated, to say the least.

We Are Scientists. Interpol fused with, ooh, let's say Hot Hot Heat, but with a fair bit less sneer. Again, though, feels a bit filler-y - there's synths here that remind of the Bravery, and his voice feels a bit wafer-esque. Certainly the best thing I've heard by them, to be fair. Zane's Single Of The Week.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

Does It Offend You, Yeah? now. It's entitled "Rock Stars". One can imagine it working significantly better live, when they can throw a bit more energy behind it. Here, it is reminding me of that Medicine8 album I thought was rubbish. Digitised voices and everything.

Mystery Jets are back! And, um, sounding a little like Clearlake...

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

Then again, I like Clearlake. And there's a girl singing on this with a fairly decent voice. And it's being arranged rather nicely, sampled string shimmer in the chorus. It's actually sounding a little bit Johnny Boy-esque towards the end there. Tentatuve thumbs-up, and segued very nicely into a record featuring someone who sounds a little Thom Yorke-like. May even actually be Thom Yorke, but I've not lisened to Radiohead in a while so I don't know.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

Strangely magisterial, slow, floaty. I am intrigued, cos they still didn't say what it was... cos now it's gone into Benga & Coki. It strikes me that I haven't heard a jingle on this show since the Chris Moyles advert. Benga & Coki is let flow, bass thumps and everything. And now a brief jingle buried deep down, into a looped bass intro with Zane talking over it. That run was very nicely done. Now Zane's talking in paragraphs again a bit.

It was Radiohead, btw, and the girl with the Mystery Jets was Laura Marling, which is nice cos I was a bit mean to her upthread.

And now - Operator Please.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

And this is OK, y'know. It's rather conventional, in the vein of the girl-punk stuff Lamacq used to play quite a lot that wasn't as good as Sleater-Kinney. This is like that, except now it's not as good as Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Do you know what I mean? I'm no longer sure that I do. It's all very orderly.

Album Of The Week is Top Five Superstar Lupe Fiasco. Tonight, it's the title track.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

Pretty decent too, though took a while to get into, or perhaps I wasn't paying attention. Lupe on how the pursuit of cool turns one into an arsehole, all intelligent and conscious and stuff, but something isn't clicking. We need to discuss 'Superstar' on here at some point, mind, cos I sense it's gonna be a much bigger hit here than the US.

This flowing radio has an interesting effect on time - makes it a little difficult to tell when the programme started, or how long it's got to go. It's quite filling, but does make things sound a little indistinct. Anyway, flow gets interrupted a touch by a new song off the Bullet For My Valentine album that sounds really rather uninteresting indeed. More cross-promotion for the Rock Show, and now for Rob da Bank.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Malakai - "carrying on that traditional Bristol sound". Sounds like South covering Kasabian.

Apparently Zane's tension is due to jetlag, having flown halfway round the world. He's talking about his banana cake. I like him when he loosens up like this. He really isn't that unlikeable at heart, but his style gets quite frustrating. Plus a lot of the hype he gives out to bands can come off a bit... hollow.

Oh, and he's not interviewed anyone yet. Remembering his Eminem interview, I can imagine that helps the quality of the programme a bit.

Now - Skepta.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

The hip-hop that gets played on the show is all a bit worthy, which grates after a while (one minute into Talib Kweli). I kind of long for some banging. Not Does It Offend You, Yeah?, though. That said, the Skepta was easily the most engaging example thus far, even awash as it was with Kanye chipmunks. Nice little analysis of him and his wife's relationship.

Zane contemplates his dinner. Chatroom pushing for chicken risotto. Now I think it's a set of new bands. Currently, it's The Brute Chorus, some English kids who have heard the White Stripes and whose name I have forgotten. Slowly-unwinding bluesy stuff, unfolds into crunchy guitars and the vocalist sounding a little like Matt Bellamy. In contrast to DIOY,Y? (which was an increasingly worrying amount of posts ago), I can imagine this being pretty useless live. Much flailing, poor sound mixing and so on. It goes on a bit.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know how anyone has the patience or discernment to spot any difference between any of these bands. Oh has the world changed or have I changed? Either way this isn't really the radio show (or thread) for me.

ledge, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

That last one sounded exactly like The Automatic's Monster.

ledge, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

As I say, I think the flowing radio concept is perhaps to blame for this a bit - everything runs into everything else, so it gets a bit difficult to remember what came where or who did what, especially if it's a first listen to the song. Nothing they've played tonight has really made me sit up and take notice, with the possible exception of Radiohead and maybe Skepta and The Mystery Jets.

This is a three-band run of new bands, btw, being thrown out for the chatroom and listeners to react to. The Brute Chorus, This City and The Gravity Crisis. All go on for absolutely bloody ages with no end in sight, not in an epic kind of way, more because these bands all sound very, very new and very, very green. The Brute Chorus are The White Stripes with a bass; This City... I think the closest comparison I got was Funeral For A Friend, but I know that's rather inaccurate - it wasn't as interesting as them; and The Gravity Crisis are like a far more sprawling and less coherent Maximo Park.

There is then a big mess of noises, leading into Santogold.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

(This City Kids with Fireworks were the Automatic soundalikes. Bit more earnest though.)

ledge, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, that's probably closer. There's been at least one song this evening that sounded exactly like the Automatic's other single that wasn't 'Monster', but I can't remember what.

Santogold big and stompy, pretty alright really. Zane and assistant read out chatroom and text room feedback for the Fresh Meat tracks. The Brute Chorus are voted top. Zane agrees.

Morrissey? Morrissey.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

This City sounded like Bloc Party going metal,sadly not in a good way. Brute Chorus sound like a potentially great band in the future, but they need a bit of working on.

Billy Dods, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

A Morrissey single from the past five years, there. Seven minutes left, so everyone else gets a bigging up. Colin Murray is apparently joined by Chris Rock tonight. Cripes.

Here's some clown-footed rap-rock. Did I mention that Skepta was getting played off a recommendation by Hadouken?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

Christ, this is the worst record of the evening by a fair mile. He used to play stuff like this all the time on XFM. I have no idea who it was.

And closing it out... Stush. 'Dollar Sign'. This sounds like it has been touched by the hand of someone who is not necessarily any good. It is much slower now for some reason. And they've decided to make their cartoon squelch beats several times louder than her. It's not the best way to be ending this, really.

Can I be arsed with Lamacq... probably not.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Did I mention that Skepta was getting played off a recommendation by Hadouken?

For FUCK'S SAKE R1.

Matt DC, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

No, it turns out I can, because dammit, I like that Vampire Weekend album, and he's opening with their one about fancying a girl at Any American University In Any Film Ever. Lamacq doesn't sound like he's aged a day since the mid-nineties. Entirely possibly this is because he has always sounded like he's in his late thirties.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, does Lamacq sound perkier than usual? Perhaps only having an hour is putting a fire under him.

Ida Maria there. Another song that seems to ramble all over, Swedish lady with a voice that's unafraid of cracking at any point. All too ordinary, though - it sounds like emotional distress, but doesn't feel like it.

Now music news, which he rattles through efficiently, leading into Los Campesinos! getting their first mention on this thread. I can't remember which of theirs this is, but it's pretty great.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

Hot Chip get to recommend five songs that they then get to talk over bits of. Devo, Noze, Fred Frith, Van Dyke Parks and Royal Trux's version of 'Money For Nothing'. Cheeky Cheeky And The Nosebleeds are played, and they have estuary accents and are annoying. Listeners send in band recommendations. A band is recommended for sounding like a cross between Cable and Stapleton. Here's the head of Hull's uni radio to talk about their local music scene. A nice idea for a feature, but again, there's no time to play the records in full, so you just get snatches which don't sound that interesting, but there is much bigging-up of the place by various people, which is nice. The girl from Sandman magazine recommends Fonda 500. Hmm.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

Ok, I'm giving up now, partly cos I have this horrible feeling I'm ruining this thread, but also cos this interview with Johnny Flynn is THE MOST BORING THING EVER. Dammit, Steve.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2244402,00.html

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

Scouting For Girls - the new Rihanna.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/10/richardlittlejohn460.jpg

You couldn't make it up.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

whoever wrote that guardian article doesn't listen to radio 2 which seems to always be playing either Scouting for Girls or Amy McDonald. or know fuck all about anything, come to think of it.

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

Thrusting Thatcherkids are too busy downloading old Supertramp songs onto their iPod to listen to the radio or know about things!

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

Ailsa just put me off ever listening to Radio 2 now

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

The unchampioned Scouting For Girls are also on the Radio 1 A-List at the minute.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/playlist/

limón, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

New on YOUR Radio 1 playlist this week: The Futureheads! Who I'm managing to avoid seeing for something like the fifth or sixth time this Sunday. Arse. Also, The Young Knives, Delinquent ft. KCat, Royworld, and, er, Utah Saints, with something called 'Something Good 08'. I am nervous about that one, but kind of excited. G'won the Utahs.

Unsurprisingly, the lone song from last week's '1-Upfront' list to not get promoted beyond that level is Benga & Coki, thus pretty much putting the gold seal on it getting to number one. Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger are also on the C-List, don't remember them actually being added in the first place, but never mind.

H2O & Platnum have made it up to the B-List, along with Marco DeMark's version of 'Tiny Dancer', which is not perhaps the straight house reworking you'd expect - remember it being a bit more 'Young Folks' in tone - but still, a touch uninspiring. Taio Cruz and OneRepublic also get shifted upwards.

At the peak of the peak of the peak (the A-List) - Nickelback! Despite this being the week they fell from 4 to 6, perhaps suggesting 'Rockstar' is running out of momentum. Also taking the bizarre ride - The Feeling, Goldfrapp, Mark Ronson, that Freemasons remix of Kelly Rowland, and... Simple Plan. I smell bad things a coming with that last one.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

Those increasingly misleading midweeks:

1 BASSHUNTER
2 ADELE
3 (6) NICKELBACK
4 RIHANNA
5 LUPE FIASCO
6 BRITNEY
7 SCOUTING FOR GIRLS
8 SOULJA BOY
9 ROBYN
10 KANYE WEST

13 (31) KELLY ROWLAND
17 NEW JAY SEAN

ALBUMS

3 NEW LUPE FIASCO

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 24 January 2008 09:41 (seventeen years ago)

Somewhat dodgy article about Radio 1 shifting from 'rock' to 'pop' by Caroline Sullivan in the Grau today. Scouting For Girls topping the album charts seems to have precipitated a lot of this kind of discussion/panic, largely down to people shitting themselves about not having seen The Hoosiers coming.

Note: SFG have, thus far, had all their singles playlisted on Radio 1. In the little video bios that the specialist DJs did for Radio 1 last year, SFG got bigged up by Huw Stephens, of all people. I remember that at the same time as their first single got playlisted, Radio 1 also chanced their arm on Cherry Ghost - similarly 'melodic' (which seems to be rapidly becoming a horribly arrogant euphemism for 'nice things that I like because I, unlike thee, am not a twat') stuff. I'm pretty certain The Hoosiers have received similar levels of support. Also, the affordability of these albums doesn't seem to get mentioned.

Oh, and:

How the ambitious Kaiser Chiefs would respond to being classified alongside the Wombats is open to question.

Erm...

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 25 January 2008 09:31 (seventeen years ago)

Since all of the artists mentioned are regularly playlisted and featured on Radio 2, does this not count as a duplicate of services already provided, and as such why should Radio 1 exist as a separate station at all? Why should two stations which play the same music receive any public funding?

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 25 January 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

I suppose because one might play JCullem/KTunstell/KMelua, and the other will not.

Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2008 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

Dingbod OTM. (x-post)

Raw Patrick, Friday, 25 January 2008 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

The definition of pop here just seems to be stuff that is championed by Jo Whiley. Attempting to lump The Wombats, of all the stuff, in with this is absurd - the suggestion that they are anything other than Lowe/Murray fodder is really quite ridiculous. If you're going for 'pop' as being 'melodic', and if you're going for 'melodic' as being 'has chorus that gets repeated lots and lots', why not mention the current Biffy Clyro single, merrily gracing the A-List as we speak?

Worse still is using The Feeling as some kind of jump-off point. The Scissor Sisters' success begat The Feeling's. The Darkness' success similarly begat the Scissor Sisters'. This Is Not A New Thing.

I wish I'd brought up the Morley documentary on this thread, cos the thing that pleased me most about it was its refusal to impose a definitive, sweeping narrative (unlike, say, Pop Britannia's 60s episode, which basically went "Cliff? BOO!" to "Beatles? RAH!" with no Joe Meek in between [unless he was in the 50s episode, cos as we all know, he pretty much peaked with 'What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For']), instead focusing on colouring the specific instances but never suggesting that they were everything that happened, that they told the definitive story of pop.

It seems the antithesis of this article, which just isn't about... anything at all. The use of the word 'melody' is like the way they use 'quality' on Match Of The Day - it doesn't seem to mean anything, it's just kind of... there.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone know of a torrent for that Morley doc? I'm kicked off UK N0va at the minute so that's no good.

Raw Patrick, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:16 (seventeen years ago)

Tried signing up for th3b0x.bz? Think they may still be taking registrations...

In other news, Popjustice links to a Daily Star story that reveals a wee bit more about that H2O ft. Plat'num video. Looking at the photo, I've just realised Plat'num himself used to be in Blazin' Squad...

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:19 (seventeen years ago)

Thanks Will.

Raw Patrick, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

But staff at Dulwich College are not happy about it, with one commenting: “Why on earth these filthy subhumans have been allowed into such an institution is quite unfathomable.”

Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

That new Biffy Clyro single, in case you're interested, which I kinda hope some of you might be. They've pulled three decent singles off Puzzle, but I somehow still found it stunningly dull.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

There's a word that describes that, um, I forget it for the moment, it'll come back to me...(xpost)

Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

Biffy Clyro keywords: compulsory, National, Service, six, months, Territorials.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

They'll come out a lean, mean, emo machine!

Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

"There's a word that describes that, um, I forget it for the moment, it'll come back to me"

QUALITY

Frogman Henry, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:12 (seventeen years ago)

(without the 'e')

Frogman Henry, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chartblog/2008/01/how_to_destroynickelback_1.shtml

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 27 January 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

Third week for Mental Theo's Mate, staving off Adele once more. Nickelback are now up to number three, but surely that's as far as they'll go... surely? RihannaLupeBritternee follows, then Kelly Rowland is all the way up to number seven, which is obviously a fantastic thing. Scouting For Girls are still number eight, which is obviously not. Soulja Boy and Robyn follow in close order.

Our Boy Jay Sean is the highest new entry at 11, which (hopefully) his record company will see as being a pretty damned respectable position. Our Other Boy, David Jordan, makes his top 40 debut at 22 with 'Sun Goes Down', and 'Just Fine' debuts at 28. LEONWATCH: #27, a drop of 10 from last week. Bullet For My Valentine go trudging into the stagnant morass of the 31-40 run at #34.

Scouting For Girls continue to change everything with a second week atop the albums, with Plant & Krauss rising to #2. Lupe Fiasco debuts at 7, but what's that at number ten? It's Nickelback, that's what it is...

Infinite Garth Brooks is at 11, Somebody Needs An Eels Compilation is #26, but who's that at #32? Cat Power? With the sequel to The Covers Record? Well blow me over...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 January 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

New R1 Playlist Action:

On the A-List front, seems to be a fairly quiet week - H'two'O get the big bump up, though, pretty much cementing their future-number-one-hood. Confusingly, they're joined by One Night Only, who to all intents and purposes seemed to be the new Morning Runner or Thirteen Senses or something. Maybe they will yet be. Who knows. Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend, The Futureheads, OneRepublic, Young Knives all ascend to B-List status, which is where 'Ready For The Floor' is still marooned.

Benga & Coki have made the C-List! New on C this week: Editors, Panic At The Disco, We Are Scientists. On 1-Upfront: Chromeo, Foals, MGMT and T-Pain. Yes, T-Pain's finally getting a push in somewhere that isn't America. It's 'Church' that they've gone for, btw.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

Dangit, not leaving this thread hanging out to dry. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble putting my thoughts into words on a few of these things - for instance, Goldfrapp's 'A&E' very tangibly clicked with me this morning. I still can't figure out precisely (linguistically) what it is that underlying 8-bit synth glide in 'Ready For The Floor' does to me, but it feels quite awesome. Then there's rtc's picks upthread - 'Tell Me What It Is' is definitely SOTY at present; 'Gonna Be Mine', once it gets its fully expanded proper-proper version, will almost certainly be challenging it (that bit where the vocals drop out and the beat gets all stuttering and bullet-time in particular - yummmmm); and then there's 'What's It Gonna Be', which keeps melting into and out of those two.

That Mystery Jets single Zane Lowe played is also growing on me rather rapidly. The vocals and lyrics are fairly simplistic, but there's something very lovely at the heart of it that I think needs a-tapping. And The Futureheads single - Actually Really Great! 'Return to form' isn't quite the phrase to use, it's more a reinvigoration. The drums have been tweaked for extra sharpness, so 'The Beginning Of The Twist' is full-on hard-hitting toe-twisting hyper-speed glory again. Beyond that utterly useless stream of adjectives, I've not really got much constructive to say beyond that sort of horrible fanboyish burble I usually come out with.

What else... I've been listening to Cameo on 1Xtra a bit, and there's this Wiley track he keeps playing called 'Wearin' My Rolex', and it is well mint and I can't find the bugger anywhere. Craig David looks kinda scary nowadays, like he's borrowed someone else's shoulders. The bit in '6 of 1 Thing' where he goes "And why you gotta front?" keeps jutting out and whacking me in the face. I should give the Out Of Office single a listen. 'Something Good 08' is apparently the Van She remix of the original, and first listens seemed promising.

R1 also did this the other week. Emmy The Great is suddenly a Hotly-Tipped New Thing, which is fair enough. Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip... not so much.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

Whaddya know - 'Gonna Be Mine' has now got its extended version, with video and everything. The sound quality of that particular upping of it, however, is less than awesome.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 2 February 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

Here's me having a first-draft-tastic stab at corraling my thoughts on the Goldfrapp single.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 3 February 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

DO IT DO IT DO IT NOW
SAY SAY SAY IT NOW

OK, Basshunting Adele's Back is still the 1-2-3, but Hot Chip have actually had the first proper top 10 new entry in goodness knows how long at number six and I am well made up even if I didn't actually contribute to it in any way. See also Kelly R making number four. RiRi is at five, Britters at seven, Lupe at eight. Nine and ten are less explicable - One Night Only, For Fuck's Sakes (as I have decided I shall now call them) and Our Boy David Jordan. I should kinda stop calling him since I don't especially go for his single, though.

FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE-FINE climbs to 16, ahead of, er, Elliott Minor at 17. It's a banner week for middling-to-shit British pop, ain't it? Brown & Cracknell make their bow at number 24. Adele gets a second hit, with Hometown Glory entering at 32, and URBNRI's 'Young, Free And Simple' gets to 34. They're Scottish, apparently.

Albumwise - Adele goes straight to the top, thus ending Scouting For Girls' reign of neverending change. Nickelback, accompanied by the theme from Jaws, ascend to number three. Bullet For My Valentine are new at five, a Billy Fury compilation is number 15.

Scouting For Girls have not changed things enough for Vampire Weekend to get higher than 22. KD Lang is 35, the Sweeney Todd OST is 38, and TEN FUCKING YEARS OF CELINE FUCKING DION makes it to #39.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 3 February 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

The chart show was all "Elliot Minor have their biggest hit with their fourth single at no 17"

Is that short/long way of saying "Elliot Minor are now shit out of luck, career ends!" ?

Mark G, Monday, 4 February 2008 09:10 (seventeen years ago)

Hopefully. Here's the video - it's probably their best one so far, but that really isn't saying much. God, them is some annoying guitar solos.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 4 February 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

How clever of XL to release the Adele and Vampire Weekend albums in the same week, thus ensuring that the former entirely cancels out the latter.

Are their marketing people naturally stupid or do they practise?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 4 February 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

Emmy The Great is suddenly a Hotly-Tipped New Thing

Hey that's good news. Saw her along with The Mountain Goats at xmas, was quietly impressed.

ledge, Monday, 4 February 2008 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

Midweek so it's time for the midweeks:

1 BASSHUNTER
2 NICKELBACK
3 ADELE
4 NEW WET WET WET
5 (10) DAVID JORDAN
6 RIHANNA
7 KELLY ROWLAND
8 HOT CHIP
9 BRITNEY
10 LUPE FIASCO
11 NEW MORRISSEY

ALBUMS

1 NEW JACK JOHNSON
3 NEW HOT CHIP
6 NEW MARY J BLIGE

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

1 BASSHUNTER
2 NICKELBACK

So close I can taste it...

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yes, and this week's LEONWATCH: #42.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Quiet week in R1 playlist terms: Kylie and OneRepublic get bumped up to the A-List; Taio Cruz, Paramore (any idea why R1 are getting behind this now? Did they before?), PATD, Utahs and Vampire Weekend move up to B; T-Pain goes up to C-List. New on: Hard-Fi (am I misremembering, or did their last single kind of not chart?), Leona Lewis, Jimmy Eat World, and that surprisingly good Mystery Jets/Laura Marling song.

So let's look around the other playlists - to start with, 1xtra:

A
Addictive Feat T2 - Gonna Be Mine
Alicia Keys - Like You'll Never See Me Again
Craig David Feat Ryan Leslie - 6 Of 1 Thing (Remix)
Chris Brown - With You
Craig David - 6 Of 1 Thing (Sticky Remix)
Delinquent Feat Kcat - My Destiny (Bassline Edit)
Erup - Click My Finger
Estelle Feat Kanye West - American Boy
Flo-Rida Feat T Pain - Low
H Two O Feat Platinum - What's It Gonna Be
Kano Feat UK Apache & Shy FX - Bad Boy (Remix)
Kano - Bad Boy
Kanye West Feat Chris Martin - Homecoming
Kanye West Feat Dwele - Flashing Lights
Kelly Rowland - Work
Lupe Fiasco Feat Matthew Santos - Superstar
Mary J Blige - Just Fine
Potential Bad Boy - For The Girl Dem
Snoop Dog - Sensual Seduction
Soulja Boy Feat I15 - Soulja Girl
Soulja Boy - Crank That
Taio Cruz - Come On Girl
The Dream - Falsetto
T Pain - Church
Wiley - Wearing My Rolex

B
Alix Perez Feat Lil Wayne & Jay-Z - Crooklyn (Remix)
Benga and Coki - Night
Benga and Coki - Night (Digital Soundboy Remix)
Busy Signal - Pon Di Edge
Chipmunk - Who Are You?
Crissy Cris & Fumin - Sidetracked
DJ Drama Feat Marsha Ambrosius & Outcast - The Art Of Story Telling Part 4
DJ Q Feat Mc Bones - U Wot?
Doneao - Devil In A Blue Dress
Hoodman & Lyrican - Home Of The Brave
J Holiday - Suffocate
Jammer - It's A Lot
Janet Jackson - Feedback
Lil Wayne - La La La
Missy Elliot - Ching A Ling
Mavado - I'm On The Rock
Rihanna - Don't Stop the Music (1Xtra Bassline Refix)
Sway Feat Stu$H - F Ur X
Timbaland Feat Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - Scream
Trey Songz - Can't Help But Wait
Yves La Rock Feat Roland Richards - Zookey (Lift Your Leg Up)

C
Cool Kids - 88
Dennis Ferrer - How Do I Let Go
Gemma Fox - Voicemail
Kid Sister Feat Kanye West - Pro Nails (Remix)
Raheem Devaughn - Woman

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 07:56 (seventeen years ago)

Radio 2:

A LIST
THE FEELING - I Thought It Was Over
KATIE MELUA - If The Lights Go Out
KATE RUSBY - The Village Green Preservation Society
DUFFY - Mercy
KYLIE - Wow
DAVID JORDAN - Sun Goes Down
*NEW* AMY MACDONALD - Run
SHERYL CROW - Love Is Free
B W O - Sunshine In The Rain
WESTLIFE - Us Against The World

B LIST
*NEW* BETH ROWLEY - Oh My Life
ASA - Fire On The Mountain
THE CORAL - Put The Sun Back
ONE NIGHT ONLY - Just For Tonight
*NEW* KT TUNSTALL - If Only
FEIST - My Moon My Man
CRAIG DAVID - 6 of 1 Thing
MORRISSEY - That's How People Grow Up
ONE REPUBLIC - Stop And Stare
GOLDFRAPP - A & E
WET WET WET - Weightless

C LIST
*NEW* ALPHABEAT - Fascination
BADLY DRAWN BOY - The Time Of Times
*NEW* GABRIELLA CILMI - Sweet About Me
LENNY KRAVITZ - I'll Be Waiting
MARK RONSON FEAT. PHANTOM PLANET - Just
ALICIA KEYS - Like You'll Never See Me Again
LAURA CRITCHLEY - Sometimes I

Yes, that BWO is indeed Bodies Without Organs. What it's doing on 2 rather than 1 is anyone's guess. Also, that Kate Rusby one - was that not the theme for Jam And Jerusalem a good year or so ago now?

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 08:00 (seventeen years ago)

Vorgin:

Adele - Chasing Pavements
Released: 21/01/08
Amy Macdonald - Run
Released: 18/02/07
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Life
Released: 10/12/07
Duffy - Mercy
Released: 25/02/08
The Enemy - We'll Live And Die In These Towns
Released: 03/12/07
The Feeling - I Thought It Was Over
Released: 11/02/08
Feist - My Moon My Man
Released: 11/02/07
Foo Fighters - Long Road To Ruin
Released: 03/12/07
Hard-fi - I Shall Overcome
Released: 10/03/07
The Hoosiers - Goodbye Mr A
Released: 08/10/07
Jack Johnson - If I Had Eyes
Released: 14/01/07
Kt Tunstall - If Only
Released: 03/03/08
Lenny Kravitz - I'll Be Waiting
Released: 25/02/07
Mark Ronson - Valerie
Released: 15/10/07
Newton Faulkner - Dream Catch Me
Released: 23/07/07
Newton Faulkner - Teardrop
Released: 10/12/07
Nickelback - Rockstar
Released: 19/11/07
One Night Only - Just For Tonight
Released: 28/01/08
Onerepublic - Stop And Stare
Released: 03/03/07
Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
Released: 03/09/07
Scouting For Girls - Elvis Aint Dead
Released: 17/12/07
Scouting For Girls - Shes So Lovely
Released: 03/09/07
Sheryl Crow - Love Is Free
Released: 11/02/07
Tom Baxter - Better
Released: 03/12/07
The Wombats - Moving To New York
Released: 14/01/08

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 08:11 (seventeen years ago)

Hard-Fi (am I misremembering, or did their last single kind of not chart?)

i looked up hard-fi at wikipedia 'cause i kinda forgot who they were - they're the ones with the ironic minimalistic artwork that popjustice kept making fun of and not maximo park - and apparently their last single got to number 1. in peru. and 45 in the uk.

nice to see cool kids on the radio 1 playlist.

Joris Stereo, Thursday, 7 February 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, the *1xtra* playlist...

Joris Stereo, Thursday, 7 February 2008 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

BWO is launching in the UK. With a three-year old single off their first album? I mean, yes, their third album was awful, awful, awful, but this is very odd indeed.

edwardo, Thursday, 7 February 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

dennis ferrer on the radio 1 c-list! is he to become the uniting face of minimal and house and go forth to take over the pop charts? that radio 2 list is slit-your-wrists awful, apart from feist which was last year.

or something, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

Yes; Feist, Kylie and Goldfrapp are the only ones I'd keep from that playlist, and as you say two of those are from last year.

The Radcliffe/Maconie show in particular should be freed from playlist requirements; every time I hear that bloody Sheryl Crow "Never Let Her Slip Away" ripoff I have to turn the radio off, or over.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

i missed the goldfrapp, i like it although the only mix i've heard is the hercules & love affair and i doubt terry's playing that.

or something, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed not.

(best ever Wogan link out of a record - Travis' "Why Does It Always Rain On Me?" - "Because you're a whingeing little twit!")

The Kate Rusby Jam and Jerusalem thing I think warrants NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IN TWO MINUTES and Ray Davies may well agree with that assessment.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:24 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't heard the Duffy single, if it's as good as the Rockferry single I may have to check out the album.

I presume that the Rusby song is a Kinks cover, if Radio 2's picked up on her has she went for an airbrushed Corrs style makeover?

Billy Dods, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

Pretty much so, with additional needless repetition of chorus to pad the record out and that IRRITATING voice of hers. Number 27 with a bullet I don't doubt.

Duffy has a reasonable pair of pipes but the surrounding hype is stupid and she should go for pop rather than this grimly polite template of pseudo-soul which Radio 2 never played in the sixties in the first place.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

The new Elbow single carried off the seemingly unachievable feat of making me feel nostalgic for "Just The One" by the Levellers.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

The new <A HREF=http://youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ>;Duffy video</A> I just find depressing beyond words. It's not like I've exactly been averse to Northern Soul pastiches in the past, but this just lays it all on so bloody thick, like there literally is no bloody way forward so we're stuck in Wigan Casino forever, and it's not even like it's got anything to say about the bloody thing, it's just "Look! Mods! Wahey!"

Re: Rusby and the Corrs - <A HREF=http://youtube.com/watch?v=So5g9hY9pcI>;how soon we forget</A>...

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

Bloody BBCode. Those links again:
Duffy - Mercy
Kate Rusby, Top 40 Superstar

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:07 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my, that Duffy single's disappointing. I didn't have the heart to check out Kate Rusby after that.

Billy Dods, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm dipping into the R2 playlist now, and think you may be being a little harsh. The general impression is that the UK is going to be fed women until it explodes this year, but hi ho.

Gabriella Cilmi's pretty decent, anyhow, regardless of just how bloody cynical the tagging on that video is. The lyrics don't make a heap of sense, but the chorus is nice and hooky, the beat rumbles along, lovely sort of fiddly noise pops in at a few points... I'm really tempted to compare it to Imani Coppola. Or Morcheeba. I realise that this is not the most enticing of comparisons, no, but it does sound lovely. She has a certain sparkiness in her voice, a kind of gleam in the eye that's rather appealing.

The Beth Rowley single was sounding OK, but the YouTube channel she has gives you exactly one minute of it then cuts off. Who says the British record industry can't handle the internet? I am also kinda fond of the Alphabeat single (though I'm going through a bit of a Danish phase at the moment anyhow), and the various bits of ad-libbing chucked in on 'Like You'll Never See Me Again' also leave me quite tickled.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

1Xtra playlist is lacking the v pleasant new Badu single

blueski, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

The backing on that single sounds like it was made on Garageband. Lifeless.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 7 February 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

Duffy single that is. Ooops.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

I am watching Sound now. The little bit on Duffsty has sold me to her a bit more.

Gabriela Cilmi = more attractive Winehouse, single is OK if you can get past the extraordinary coincidence of her look and sound being such an obvious rip on Amy

blueski, Saturday, 9 February 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

Paramour singer also cuet

but now it's Biffy Clyro so turning off

blueski, Saturday, 9 February 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

It strikes me that I have never actually watched Sound, I don't think. Vague memories of Annie Mac presenting some programme where bands were performing at what looked like the big stage-across-the-lake thing in Crystal Palace Park come to mind, but I can't remember if that's the same thing or no.

Anyway: No. Just... no.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 10 February 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god. There's already a German (?) group that does something like what I imagine this would be: Gregorian influenced (in arrangement, though they're not chants) recordings of popular songs.

Worst thing I've ever heard.

edwardo, Sunday, 10 February 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

FIVE GLORIOUS WEEKS - Nickelback move up to the second slot, leapfrogging Adele. Rihanna is at four, David Frigging Jordan is at five, Our Kelly R is six. Hot Chip are your number seven guy (how did I not come up with that last week?), then Britto & Loo-Pay ahead of the week's first new entry, which is Wet Wet Wet. Their label is called Dry. Aha-ha-ha-ha.

The Brown-Cracknell Connection climbs to 11, with The Feeling entering just behind them. Moz be 14, and YOUR ACTUAL SINGLE OF THE FUCKING YEAR, 'A&E', begins its Road To Wembley at 18. 'Wow' breaks the top 20 at, er, 20, after about nine months. Jay Sean, incidentally, is still number 19, making it three weeks inside the 20 for him. Good work fella.

Kanye & Chwis debut at 23, Biffington Clyroid make 27, Michael Jackson vs. will.i.am.'s "Twattageddon 2K8" is at 32, and Timbaland and Keri Hilson and Nicole Scherzinger are all at 36 together. Aww.

The 3 for £20 chart this week sees Jack Johnson on top of the heap. Hot Chip at 4, MJB at 6, Billy Fury climbs to 10. Dionne Warwick is at 26, David Frigging Jordan is 2-frigging-7.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 10 February 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

HMV had lumped all their Morrissey single variations/formats at the number one position, Ealing.

Could it be so?

Mark G, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

almost want Nickelback to make it to #1 as some glorious 'seeeee, songs can slowly climb the charts all the way to the top just like the good old days, seeeeee' moment

blueski, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

I was excited to see that the chart show has a podcast now, but of course you can only download it if you like the UK. Fuckers.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Nevermind, its only a 10 minute chart rundown anyway.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

Gonna say, presumably without any music on it, right?

Mark G, Monday, 11 February 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

I'm guessing. I just got momentarily excited that I could download something to hear the music.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 11 February 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

I hope the "almost" is doing a lot of work in your last post, steve.

I also note that "danger here" articles are starting to appear in a valiant if probably Canute-like attempt to turn the tide, e.g.:
http://music.guardian.co.uk/rock/story/0,,2254227,00.html

Jeff W, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

So Tanya's writing for the Guardian now?

Mark G, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

there is no 'worst nickelback song' for they are all that in their own way.

blueski, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

Can God make a Nickelback song so bad that he can't listen to it

ledge, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

And the worst thing is: I assumed - and I think we all did - that they'd well and truly disappeared from view this side of the Atlantic.

I mean, the album came out in 2005, and only now have they got a hit from it. Sometimes you think you've won ... but you never really have.

February Callendar, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

I feel the same about Lenny Kravitz

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 09:38 (seventeen years ago)

"Rockstar" is the fucking jam, heads just ain't ready yet.

If it's good enough for Chuck Liddell and Nelly Furtado, it's good enough for you.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

"Rockstar" is the jam if rick buckler had been the leader.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

Rock star Lenny Kravitz has been admitted to a hospital in Miami with severe bronchitis, a spokeswoman for the singer has said.
The 43-year-old musician has been suffering from a series of respiratory infections and flu since last month.

A statement said doctors had advised him to check into hospital "due to extreme dehydration and fatigue" .

He has postponed a trip to Europe to promote his latest album It Is Time For A Love Revolution.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

It Is Time For The Official Receiver morelike

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

I turn my back and there's gothtards dissing "Rockstar"? PAUL WALL, MUTHAFUCKAS

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

PAUL DANIELS morelike

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

"The most disorganised live broadcast featuring Fearne Cotton. The most disgusting dish featuring kiwi fruit. The most ridiculous-looking pair of shorts. Some absolutes may never be pinpointed, but there is now finally an answer to one of pop's most enduring mysteries: what is..." "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH"

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

Nickelback no1 in midweeks

limón, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

it's the 'Think Twice' of the 00s

blueski, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

The midweeks:

1 NICKELBACK
2 BASSHUNTER
3 ADELE
4 DAVID JORDAN
5 NEW DUFFY
6 RIHANNA
7 (12) FEELING
8 (18) GOLDFRAPP
9 KELLY ROWLAND
10 BRITNEY
11 NEW PARAMORE

ALBUMS

4 NEW MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER 25
5 NEW ONE NIGHT ONLY
6 NEW MORRISSEY

Presumably not Thriller 25 in the Chicago XXV sense.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 14 February 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno, 25th Reissue, possibly!

Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

1 NICKELBACK

YES!

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

ALTOGETHER NOW!

I'M SICK OF STANDING IN LINE AT CLUBS I'LL NEVER GET IN

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

This week in playlist:

Upward bumpings to the A-List for Taio Cruz, Duffy, Rongsong, TIMMUH-LAND'S REDDANWHITE ARM-EH! (CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAP CLAP), and, er, We Are Scientists. Climbing B-wards we have Alphabeat, Hard-Fi, Leona and Pants, with The Kooks' new one debuting on the B-List, thus possibly suggesting big things. Or that they're gonna go the way of Starsailor. Other New - on the C-List, Gnarls Barkley, Guillemots, Sugababes; on the 1-Upfront list, Flo Rida. That last one may well do things - I was looking at a lot of the commercial stations' playlists the other week, and it's kinda prevalent.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

Flo Rida "featuring T-Pain" of course (in the US, those words are practically a mantra). and it's been number one there for eight weeks: I suspect, like Soulja Boy, it will do better than I initially expected (though, unlike Soulja Boy, Radio 1 are presumably playing it unrocked).

February Callendar, Friday, 15 February 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

i kind of feel like i should dril my head into a patio for not having a problem wih that nickleback tune. i imagine it as the song celebs use to skewewr other celebs with and it comes across as faux-naive-bright in a way that should never work for nickleback.

or something, Friday, 15 February 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

Nickelback down to no2 now (behind Duffy)

limón, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

if the Nickelback song was 'ironic' I think it would be ... marginally worse even than it is now. part of me can't believe a band can be so unreconstructed, another part of me dispassionately admires them for actually pulling it off (as long as I never, ever have to hear them). I mean, they could have happened at just about any time in my lifetime and longer.

they're easy punchbags of course. but easy punchbags should still be punched, if only for the energy you let off.

February Callendar, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, I don' tmind them exactly, yeah to that last sentence.

It's just that, famously, Nb have the last "rock" single to get to number one in the USA some years ago, and there is a danger it could happen here!

Mark G, Saturday, 16 February 2008 07:18 (seventeen years ago)

Duffy is Queen Of Charts for the first time ever, and also becomes the first Welsh person to make number one since... Christ, I think it might well be Kevin out of Liberty X, way back in 2002. She's also only the third single to go to number one this year. Sir Chad And The Knights Who Say Not Very Much At All hold second spot, Basshunter slips to three, David Jordan moves up a spot to number four. Adele five, MamaSeMamaSaMamaKuSa six, and our second-highest new entry finds itself at number seven - H 'Two' O and Plat'num. Work at eight, The Feeling at nine, Next Week's Number One at ten.

Only At Morrisons make their non-Timbaland chart debut at 11. Paramore's "Misery Business" gets a second shot at the UK charts, and this time it gets to 17, a whole sixteen places higher than what it managed last year. The Timbaland-Hilson-Scherzinger 'thing' debuts at 28, the remix of 'Something Good' is new at 31, and Flo Rida sets about proving yr man Carmody right (or possibly wrong, I couldn't quite tell) at 40.

The Neil McCormick Hot List: Jack Johnson is still atop. The reissue of Thriller gets to 3, All Morrissey Ever is at 5, One Night Only's No, Seriously, We Do Actually Exist debuts at 10. David Jordan's album continues to fly up the charts from seemingly nowhere, and is now at number 13 from last week's 28. And Radio 1 haven't updated past number 20, so that's presumably enough of that for now.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

Next Week's Number One at ten

think so?

why DOES it take so long for websites to update the chart incidentally? BBC should update it online LIVE in tandem with the radio show (which i haven't listened to for many many years now and probably never will again)

blueski, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

they did in the Wes days (which were also the final days I listened to the rundown: ha, remember the chart prediction league?), but then stopped. that infuriates me, as well: I was reduced to checking Ceefax.

Nickelback not being number one is worth a modest celebration, I think.

February Callendar, Sunday, 17 February 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

Next Week's Number One at ten

think so?

You can't mess with destiny.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 17 February 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Nickelback not being number one is worth a modest celebration, I think.

-- February Callendar, Sunday, 17 February 2008 20:23 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

For Chad, it must feel like the bottom of the ninth and he's never gonna win.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 17 February 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

and also becomes the first Welsh person to make number one since... Christ, I think it might well be Kevin out of Liberty X, way back in 2002
how dare you deny the Welsh Nickelback - Stereophonics their place in history? It's a shame "Crazy Chick" never made it to number 1 - miles better than "Dakota"

danzig, Sunday, 17 February 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, I'd kinda forgotten all about that...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 17 February 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

"Dakota"'s ok. But, yeah.

Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2008 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

I think I may as well just post the new R1 playlist in lieu of the usual update, it's been long enough since I did it last.

A-LIST

* Taio Cruz featuring Luciana - Come On Girl
* Duffy - Mercy
* The Feeling - I Thought It Was Over
* The Futureheads - The Beginning Of The Twist
* Goldfrapp - A&E
* H 'two' O featuring Platnum - What's It Gonna Be
* Hard-Fi - I Shall Overcome
* David Jordan - Sun Goes Down
* Kylie Minogue - Wow
* Leona Lewis - Better In Time
* Nickelback - Rockstar
* One Night Only - Just For Tonight
* OneRepublic - Stop And Stare
* Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
* Mark Ronson featuring Phantom Planet - Just
* Kelly Rowland - Work [Freemasons Mix]
* Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - Scream
* The Ting Tings - Great DJ
* We Are Scientists - After Hours

B-LIST

* Alphabeat - Fascination
* Delinquent featuring KCat - My Destiny
* Marco Demark featuring Casey Barnes - Tiny Dancer [The Camel Rider mix]
* Foals - Cassius
* Gnarls Barkley - Run
* Guillemots - Get Over It
* Jimmy Eat World - Always Be
* The Kooks - Always Where I Need To Be
* Panic At The Disco - Nine In The Afternoon
* Paramore - Misery Business
* Sugababes - Denial
* T-Pain featuring Teddy Verseti - Church
* KT Tunstall - If Only
* Utah Saints - Something Good 08 [Van She Tech remix]
* Vampire Weekend - A-Punk
* Young Knives - Up All Night

C LIST

* Benga & Coki - Night
* Chris Brown - With You (out now)
* Cascada - What Do You Want From Me? (out now)
* Editors - Push Your Head Towards The Air
* Elbow - Grounds For Divorce (10/3)
* The Enemy - This Song Is About You (out now)
* Estelle featuring Kanye West - American Boy (24/3)
* Flo Rida featuring T-Pain - Low
* Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French (out now)
* Alicia Keys - Like You'll Never See Me Again

"1 UPFRONT"-LIST

* Chromeo - Needy Girl [Lifelike remix]
* MGMT - Time To Pretend
* Mystery Jets featuring Laura Marling - Young Love
* Royworld - Man in the Machine
* Sam Sparro - Black And Gold (31/3)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

One Night Only - worse than The Kooks? I've just seen their infomercial on The Hits, and I think it may be possible.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

The midweeks, but bear in mind these are pre-Brits figures:

1 DUFFY
2 H TWO O FT PLATINUM
3 NICKELBACK
4 (18) KYLIE
5 BASSHUNTER
6 DAVID JORDAN
7 ADELE
8(11) ONEREPUBLIC
9 RIHANNA
10 KELLY ROWLAND

18 (31) UTAH SAINTS

ALBUMS

1 NEW FEELING
7 NEW JONATHAN ANSELL
15 NEW SHERYL CROW

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 21 February 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

Oh... I thought H Two O would have been a dead cert for #1. 1.5 million YouTube views in just over a month, you know...

mike t-diva, Thursday, 21 February 2008 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

What is going to debut higher, "Denial" or "Can't Speak French"?

musically, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gonna go for 'Can't Speak French'. Dunno why.

BUT IN THE CHART NOW:

Duffers holds it down for a second week, heading off the bassliners at the pass. Knickersback and Basshunter at three and four, while Kylie completes the slowest, most numbing run into the top 10 as 'Wow' makes number five. Then an Adele, a David, and a Rihanna before OneRepublic go all "I can write, my own shit too!" at number nine. The remix of 'Work', fresh off its ten-second appearance accompanying Kelly Rowland's taking the stage at the Brits, is at 10.

Next Week's Number One (DAMMIT) is number 16. Timmuhlann, Utah Saints and Flo Rida are a hat-trick of Ominous Looming at 20-22, with Taio Cruz also looking handy at 23. Simple Plan, who I managed not to notice sneaking in last week, are at 28. Ronson and Phantom Planet get to number 31, Cwis Bwown is number 35, there are some people in this country who don't get the urge to kill at the sound of the MacBook Air ad which is why Yael Naim is at 36, and has Craig David's '6 of 1 Thing' charted before? Cos it's at 39 now.

The Album Chart, In Association With The Brits: The Feeling come out on top. Nickelback are runners-up. The Brits Effect propels Deluxe Amy Winehouse to 3 (Standard Amy Winehouse is at 12; Early-Period Amy Winehouse is at 27), Mark Ronson to 4, Mika to 5 and Kylie to 24 (up 14). Adele drops three places to 7, oddly. Jonathan Ansell's 'Tenor At The Movies', which cannot possibly be a stinking sack of shit in any sense of the word, is number nine. Joe Brown Ain't Dead is at 16, Plant & Krauss apparently re-enter at 18, Sheryl Crow is new at number 20. Andrea Bocelli Live In Tuscany is 30, Simple Plan are 31, and the Foo Fighters re-enter at 40 (possibly due to their double Brits triumph).

Weirdly enough, the Arctic Monkeys don't turn up anywhere.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

Back when it wasn't a single, I thought "Just" was irritatingly flimsy. Now, it's just flat-out bad. Plays to none of the strengths of the singer or the song.

"Can't Speak French" is #49. Beat the Babes easily. I think it's their next Number One, still.

edwardo, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

I think Can't Speak French is shit, easily the worst Girls Aloud single in a while...I don't get it. And I love love love Denial. But I didn't like About You Now all that much so what do I know?

musically, Monday, 25 February 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

"About You Now: is one of the most overrated songs of the last year or so. By its writers' standards, it's bloody awful. It's not even anywhere near Dr Luke's average, let alone Cathy Dennis' zeniths. "Can't Speak French" is not only NOT shit, it's commercial paydirt (No 1 or No 2) and stronger than either of the 2007 cover singles and a bit better than "Sexy! No No No". It's a bit short of "Call The Shots" and "Something Kinda Oooh", but those are lofty peaks.

edwardo, Monday, 25 February 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

But it's so blah! Can't Speak French and Call the Shots suffer due to terribly weak choruses. At least Sexy! No No No had some oomph. I was hoping Control of the Knife or Black Jacks would be singles...at least those two were somewhat interesting.

musically, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

This week's highly exciting midweeks:

1 DUFFY
2 H TWO O
3 NICKELBACK
4 BASSHUNTER
5 ADELE
6 KYLIE
7 DAVID JORDAN
8 ONEREPUBLIC
9 RIHANNA
10 KELLY ROWLAND

15 (22) FLO RIDA FT T-PIN

ALBUMS
TOP TEN AS LAST WEEK DUFFY STILL AT 1

And probably will be, for the rest of eternity, i.e. until about April.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

Ooh eck, forgot playlist.

WELL:

The A-List is less than noteworthy, except that R1 have taken their side in the 'Denial'/'Can't Speak French' wars by putting the Babes on the A and the Girls on the B. Also promoted are the Kooks, the Utahs, and PATD. David Jordan, Kelly Rowland and One Night Only are shuffled off to Buffalo.

Thinking about the list in terms of the vanished gets more interesting when we hit the B, because that remix of Tiny Dancer has just vanished into ether, without even charting or anything. 'Misery Business' also departs, though that had long since had its run. Much upward-punting here anyhow - alongside Th'Aloud, Chris Brown, Cascada, The Enemy, Estelle and Flo Rida all make the leap.

Benga and Coki is still on the C-List after about a year or something now. Its new friends this week: Bullet For My Valentine, Mariah, Courteeners, Newton Faulkner, Kate Nash, and Snoop Dogg. The Count & Sinden ft. Kid Sister are new to 1-Upfront; the only casualty of either of the lists is 'Like You'll Never See Me Again'.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 1 March 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

See those thrilling midweeks? The reality's almost as good! The top ten is almost COMPLETELY unchanged from last week; David Jordan slipping from seven to nine, with Rihanna and OneRepublic each moving up a place as a result, is the only difference.

Still, things get a smidge more interesting below below: Taio Cruz climbs to 11 for a start, and Flo Rida is nestled very cosily in his slipstream. The really nice production job on "Scream" puts it at 16, while "A&E" falls a place but does at least swerve by "I Thought It Was Over" on its way down. "With You" climbs into the 20 at 19. "Valerie" is still at 13, and "Rule The World" is still in the top 20, at, er, 20.

Your highest new entry, then, is at 23, and, in a move that will doubtless have Ed O, Jess P and The Sun's 'Bizarre' column squealing with delight, it's Alphabeat. Yootahs at 25, and Jay Sean is showing surprising longevity at 27. What the hell "Relax (Take It Easy)" is still doing at 28 is anyone's guess.

Delinquent and Kcat (according to the advert, it's pronounced "cat") are at 32. "Call The Shots" and "Can't SPEAK French" go all Riggs and Murtagh at 34 and 35; The Third Coming Of Leona begins at 38, and at 40, a Westlife song entitled "Us Against The World". Would that be less enticing if it were actually a Space cover? (I know the title is a bit different, yes...)

The £10 Woolworths Voucher From Auntie Maureen chart: Imperial Winehouse is your new number one, beating Seventh Tree by a short head. Donny Osmond Can't Take His Eyes Off Your Mother is at eight, and that Billy Fury best-of breaches the top 10 at 10. From last week's top spot, The Feeling slump to 11. Johnny Mathis, Auntie Iris, And A Motel Room In Pasadena is new at 29, and the Collector's Edition of Simply Red's Stars (free sticker album with tomorrow's Independent!) is at 31.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 2 March 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

Looks like "What's It Gonna Be?" is going to be this year's "Music Sounds Better With You" then.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 3 March 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)

My chart anorak mate from Birmingham pointed out the previous week's Top 40 contained no brand new entries whatsoever, just climbers from lower down. Was this a first?

mike t-diva, Monday, 3 March 2008 10:22 (seventeen years ago)

Don't think so; I remember many eighties charts were like that in weeks when there were no big name new releases. There's one I particularly recall from March '84 where the only newcomer was "The Lion's Mouth" by Kajagoogoo, up from 41 to 37.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 3 March 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

Did Vampire Weekend manage to gt themselved banned from t'chart for violating format restrictions? (7" single and CD single only available TOGETHER!)

Mark G, Monday, 3 March 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

They're only up to #61 this week so I assume they've had points deducted...

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone know the percentage of download sales to physical?
With the likes of Woollies only stocking a fabricated Top 20 with the same obvious pop titles in each week (as well as overstocked titles like the Spice Girls' recent Headlines megaflop) it's no wonder that titles hang around for months and months on end.

I thought that the introduction of downloading would mean more quirky one hit wonders hitting the chart (not nasty novelty ones, but offbeat titles like It's Immaterial's Driving Away From Home, or Laurie Anderson's O Superman or something) but it seems the opposite is happening.

I never thought I would lose interest in the Top 40 but I'm starting to!

Toucan3000, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

my attention was drawn to this week's #98: Benga & Coki's 'Night'. apparently a big anthem at dubstep-type nights last year, very interesting to see this breaking thru in this way (#98 is big for this sound and it may climb this week - there's a video on youtube). i'll be surprised if it ends up denting the top 40 eventually but if it did it would be one of the weirdest and most uncompromising hits for some time - more than, say, 'Dooms Night' before that crossed over.

blueski, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks time:

1 DUFFY
2 H TWO O
3 NICKELBACK
4 ONE REPUBLIC
5 (11) TAIO CRUZ
6 BASSHUNTER
7 (40) WESTLIFE
8 KYLIE
9 (23) ALPHABEAT
10 RIHANNA

14 NEW WE ARE SCIENTISTS

ALBUMS

1 NEW DUFFY
3 NEW NICK CAVE

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

I quite like the remix of Alphabeat.

blueski, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

The new Taio Cruz song is AMAZING.

musically, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

If it's Thursday, that means I forgot to post about the R1 playlist yesterday. So what's new?

Well, it's surprisingly busy this week. New to the A-List are Girls Aloud, Guillemots and Gnarls Barkley, who qualify at the expense of The Feeling, Goldfrapp (dammit) and the Ronson. Perhaps the most interesting thing about the A-List is that 'Don't Stop The Music' is still on there, the lone survivor of the first Radio 1 playlist of the year. Nickelback have also yet to depart...

B-List is insanely busy this week too, with much bumping and culling. Winners: Mariah, BFMV, Courteeners, Newton Faulkner, Snoop, Sam Sparro. Losers: Tunstall, Vampire Weekend and Young Knives. That, one imagines, will impact particularly hard on the Young Knives, whose single hadn't even had a sniff of the top 40. Vampire Weekend and Tunstall's hadn't either, but VW have America and Tunstall's single was off an album that, it is fair to say, is quite old now. The Young Knives, however, were launching the follow-up to their Mercury-nominated debut with that one; squeaky-bum time round their way, one would suspect.

On the surface, the C-List is really busy too: Akon, Radiohead, Scouting For Girls, Foo Fighters, and Kanye West ft. Dwele. Also 'Toca's Miracle 08', and Elliott Minor giving 'Parallel Worlds' an entirely called-for re-release. Fingers, meet pulse. Benga and Coki finally get bumped off, along with Editors. The life-cycle of the Editors and Tunstall songs make me wonder: were they actually put out as singles? Count & Sinden ft. Kid Sister gets nudged up from 1-Upfront.

And the 1-Upfront itself: debuts for Funkerman, Black Kids and The Last Shadow Puppets. Dumpings for Chromeo and Royworld. It's a harsh game, this pop lark.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 6 March 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

Well, turns out the Tunstall has a video if nothing else, cos it's just been on The Hits. Want to see KT Tunstall being rubbish at ski-jumping? Walk this way!

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 6 March 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

On a further Hits-related note - jesuschristAntonDuBeke'sgrinURRRRRGH. Put it away.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 6 March 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

Chartward Ho!: Yeah, still Duffy and Hayeech-Too-Ohhh and Knickersback, but things are gettin' mad fluid behind that. Beanz Meanz OneRepublic at 4, Taio Cruz makes Cray Day Vay's career look even more insecure at 5, Alphabeat massively exceed my expectations at 7 (in the grand Scandinavian tradition, just watch that second single sink like a stone), Westlife's "We Don't Need Any Of Youse Bastards" climbs 32 to 8, Flo Rida's route to number one continues at number 9 (if that happens, will that make it the first song to go from number 40 to number 1?), while Basshunter and Rihanna make sure the curtains don't get too unfamiliar at 6 and 10 respectively.

Strikingly/worryingly, We Are Scientists have yr highest new entry proper at 15. Delinquent and Kcit Kcat rise to 19, with "Can't Speak French" clinging to its coat-tails at 20. Chrissie Broon is number 16, Yootahs 13, Timbaland's Bargain Balaclava Bonanza 17.

Dotted in the hardy perennials below that, Leona Lewis climbs to 23. The Futureheads debut at 30, and with physical release still to come, they might yet eclipse "Hounds Of Love"... possibly.

Four intriguing-looking newies below that - Get Cape Wear Cape Fly appears to have some kind of posse, since he's come back and his new single's at 33; Doug Walker's "The Mystery", which I have absolutely no clue about, is at 36; Jimmy Eat World make their return to UK chart action at 37; and, most befuddlingly of all, Hercules & Love Affair's "Blind" is number 40. They've been heard of by real actual people? Really? Cripes.

The "Like LeAnn Rimes, cos they're all about value" chart: Duffy shocks no-one by going straight to the top. Number four is a bigger surprise, though, as Dancin' Nick Cave scores his biggest ever album in the UK by quite a distance (Murder Ballads got to number eight in 1996 - ain't Everyhit a peach?). Also lands Mute two top 10 albums, with Goldfrapp at number five. Various ups and downs beyond that, two new entries: The Cardigans' Best Of at 32, Billy Bragg's newie at 33. What was the last big-chartin' album on Cooking Vinyl, I wonder... I'm guessing maybe XTC?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 March 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Beeb brings stats - Duffy has fastest-selling album of the 08, shifts 180,000 of the blighters, outsells rest of top ten put together. Also, Adele is apparently the biggest-selling album of the year thus far.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 March 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

were industo-media moshakers this tediously accurate at predicting biggest selling debut artists of a year in advance 10-20 years ago?

blueski, Sunday, 9 March 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

Last big Cooking Vinyl chart hit?

34 Wedding Present I'm From Further North Than You Single Feb 2005

Mark G, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

Most befuddlingly of all, Hercules & Love Affair's "Blind" is number 40. They've been heard of by real actual people? Really? Cripes.

Wasn't the "raunchy" video premiered on The Sun's website, though? (Same goes for H "two" O...)

mike t-diva, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

Those midweeks:

1 DUFFY
2 ONEREPUBLIC
3 H TWO O
4 NICKELBACK
5 ALPHABEAT
6 TAIO CRUZ
7 FLO RIDA FT T PAIN
8 (23) LEONA LEWIS
9 (13) UTAH SAINTS
10 BASSHUNTER

12 NEW HARD-FI
16 NEW ELBOW

ALBUMS

2 NEW ONEREPUBLIC
6 (16) LEONA LEWIS
7 NEW MGMT
11 NEW GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY
12 NEW YOUNG KNIVES
15 NEW TEMPTATIONS
17 NEW HERCULES & LOVE AFFAIR

Quite striking result for MGMT there.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 13 March 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

Leona Lewis is at no2 in the Wednesday/Thursday midweeks, around 5k behind though.

limón, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, but Sport Relief is on Friday, and her song is the anthem of that, so she'll probably pick that distance up easy enough.

ANYWAY - Playlist time.

Biggest news would be the adding of Madonna straight onto the A-List, the first time that's happened in... ooh, quite a while. Can I remember when? No. Qualifying through the play-offs: Estelle, Newton Faulkner, Sam Sparro. Removed from duty: Rihanna, Nickelback, the Ting-Tings (who never charted, but I take it that was a limited release?) and, weirdly, H Two O. I thought that might still have a bit of momentum, but never mind.

On the B-List: remember all those second/third/fourth singles off yonks-old albums that were added last week to the C-List? They've all been moved up to B-List, excepting Akon. Yes, Elliott Minor are on the B-List again. Why? Those departing: T-Pain, Delinquent, Jimmy Eat World.

And on C: I don't think anyone's been culled from here this week. Akon, Elbow, Count & Sinden and Knasher still survive; Black Kids and The Last Shadow Puppets get promoted; added are Tashbed, Goldfrapp, The Wombats (an entirely necessary new lease of life for 'Backfire At The Disco'), and, in an attempt at heading off a second Basshunter Fiasco, September's 'Cry For You'.

1-Upfront: Funkerman, MGMT and Mystery Jets still survive, but the last two will surely be gone next week. Your adds: Cahill ft. Nikki Belle and, at the start of what will surely be a glorious run to at least number 14, Wiley's 'Wearin' My Rolex'.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

Nah, "Wearing My Rolex" is a straight-up top tenner. First top 10 single for a Wire cover artist since "There There", surely?

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

I am listening to the top 40 for the first time in ages. Fearne & Reggie, while not necessarily being 'good', are vast improvements on Wes and They Who Shall Not Be Named.

Currently playing Foals, who are, like number 26 or something. This is not as rubbish as I remember the album being.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

Leona's Sport Relief single is number 25. Possibly having two singles out at once will not be helping her quest for number one. This reminds me of when I used to listen to Capital FM when I was a nipper, and every other record was either Wendy Moten's 'Come Out Of The Rain' or Billie Myers' 'Kiss The Rain'. Lots of rain, the early 90s.

This is fairly crap.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god, the Westlife key-change-plus-gospel-HEEEEEEAVE. Cos that never gets old. Or new. Or good.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

24 is Puh-pologiiise; 23 is the Freemasons remix of 'Work'. Which is still absolutely divine in every possible way. Jiggitbabygedditbabyjiggitbabygeddit...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

Got my wires crossed and thought the French house guy Cassius had a single in the charts called "Foals".

: /

Bodrick III, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

Man, scmindie drummers never get tired of that rinky-dinky post punk meets "disco" beat do they? buh-tiss buh-tiss buh-tiss buh-tiss buh-tiss buh-tiss...

Bodrick III, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

At 22, Adele. Who should really do Eurovision at some point, I reckon she'd come at least fourth. I am trying to find the Eurovision channel on Youtube with all the songs... with not much luck. Hmm.

21 is Big Dave Jordan, who gets skipped over. They're still doing that. I think what they do know is play most of the top 40 but skip over bits in order for banter-time. Which is a little annoying in theory, but kind of works - Fearne and Reggie do go very well together, they're surprisingly likeable.

F-HEADS AT 20!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Excellent confusing of 'know' and 'now' on my part there. Have I made it clear that I do very much like 'Beginning of the Twist'? I feel I should. It is right bluddy good, all fast and tight and no space to move and shouty and echoey and hefty and yum yum yum.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

Number 19 is Elbow. I am wondering about who exactly on their team thought "THAT'S the single!", but I get Southall's point about the production - the shift in the sounds is very intriguing, nicely atmospheric and so forth.

Number 18 is Westlife.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

Westlife not as awful as they were. 17 Kylie, 16 Grills Alood. Fearne's referred to Nicola as Nicole. Hmmph.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

Christ on a bike, them is loud drums. So loud it makes me think the producer has some kind of massive grudge against people with, like, speakers.

Top 5 albums now come before the top 15.

Top 5 = Winehoose-Leona-Nickelback-OneRepublic... with a Duffy on top.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

They played a track off the Duffy album, which Reggie said sounded like a cover of a really classic song. Bit of a hint - that'd be 'Give Me A Little More Time'. By Gabrielle. Just so's you know.

'Denial' overtakes 'Can't Speak French' at number 15 and is sort of OK. The new Chris Brown single is at 14 and is... well, it's unspectacular, y'ken? "Hearts all over the world tonight", is it? Perhaps he's reaching a bit, there. "Without you, I would - die!" No you wouldn't, Chris. If Alicia Keys had been singing that, I could believe it, cos she'd have arpeggiated through about three different octaves in the space of that sentence, but you... you're just kind of there, aren't you, Chris?

And now PATD are at 13 and Brendon Urie is getting interviewed over the phone. It's all a bit standard.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Pre top 10 - Timbaland's travelling circus parks up at 12, with 'Don't Stop The Music' (which people never seem to talk about, oddly) at 11. Fearne and Reggie seem to have decided that Nicole Scherzinger's surname is unpronounceable.

Top 10 kicks off with Basshunter.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

And is followed by the Utah Saints remix (by the Van She). Which is a bit bloody intense, isn't it? Weirdly, for a dance track's radio edit, the abrupt ending is really good, it sounds a bit like it's exploding.

I think this is Taio Cruz at 8. Embarrassingly, I have still not ever got round to hearing this song in full.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

I... dunno about that. Somehow, I think Unklejam may be sat somewhere in London being all "THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN US!" The hell ever happened to them, anyhow? Myspace was last updated in December-ish.

Flo Rida is at 7. I think it may be the case that "Can't Speak French" has wrecked the speakers on this stereo, or is it that the vocoder on T-Pain's voice sounds that horrible? Actually, is there any vocoder on his voice on this one?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

Danes On Sherbet climb to 6, with 'Rockstar' at 5. Amusingly, the radio edit of this has 'drugs' bleeped out. What on earth for?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Wales' Aimee Duffy gets a fifth week atop. 'Better Without You' is wedged at 2 (from whence there may not be much return?), with H Two O at three and The Taste The Difference One Night Only at four.

Other albubum chart stuff, incidentally - A Temptations Compilation is new at eight, MGMT wind up still doing pretty handily at 12, The Best Of Clannad at 20, Young Knives return at 28, GCWCF 30, and Herc & Lover at 31.

I missed a couple new entries before 26: Hard-Fi were at 35 and Mystery Jets made number 34.

Overall, this is a much-improved chart show. Amazingly, for a Fearne Cotton-related product, there has been a great reduction in unnecessary faff and noise. Fearne and Reggie do go well together - stretching the chart across the three hours gives them a nice bit of space, and it's a much more relaxed affair than it used to be. They do sound like they're genuinely interested in what's happening in the charts, too, which helps.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

'Better In Time', not 'Better Without You', obv.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

Eurovision Youtube channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/esctoday?ob=1

And I've just thought, with the midweek talk, is this thread de-indexed?

limón, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

word on the street is that the lovely Estelle could be heading for the top spot this week. woohoo!

danzig, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Monday's a smidge early for those words, isn't it? (Though if true: go her!)

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks not being released on Monday = RACISM.

edwardo, Monday, 17 March 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

Estelle at no2, Leona no3, both quite close to Duffy.

The Woolworths midweek chart used to be released on a Monday, it might still be, but it was never that accurate anyway and has been way off since downloads were made chart eligible. Mind you, I think the physical release of the Estelle one is next week.

limón, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Top 5 with sales

Singles
01 Duffy - Mercy 12.5k
02 Estelle feat. Kanye West - American Boy (Download) 11.9k
03 Leona Lewis - Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand 11.5k
04 One Republic - Stop & Stare 7.2k
05 Nickelback - Rockstar 6.8k

Albums

01 Muse 19.9k
02 Duffy 19.6k
03 Elbow 9.3k
04 Bryan Adams 8.6k
05 One Republic 7.7k

The Madonna song wasn't out until today though, so that's not in the midweeks yet.

limón, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

Have we just gone back to 2001 via a timewarp? Did I miss a meeting?

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

End of.... well, something:

"High street music chain Zavvi is to stop stocking singles, reports EUK.

In a move bound to upset both luddites and the low of attention span, the retail bigwigs are set to stop buying singles, including all 7" and 12"-only releases, from March 31.

They may, however, deign to consider big releases where physical sales forecasts are high - that'd be your X-Factor winners, charity fluff etc."

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 20 March 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

In a move bound to upset both luddites and the low of attention span, the

OK, WTF????

Mark G, Thursday, 20 March 2008 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

Get ready with that de-indexing - it's midweeks time!

1 NEW ESTELLE FT KANYE WEST
2 DUFFY
3 LEONA LEWIS
4 ONEREPUBLIC
5 NICKELBACK
6 FLO RIDA
7 UTAH SAINTS
8 (16) GIRLS ALOUD
9 H TWO O
10 BASSHUNTER

15 NEW MADONNA
20 NEW GUILLEMOTS

ALBUMS

2 NEW MUSE
3 NEW ELBOW
4 NEW BRYAN ADAMS
6 NEW MIKE OLDFIELD
10 NEW VAN MORRISON
11 NEW WE ARE SCIENTISTS
13 NEW TAIO CRUZ

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 20 March 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

I copied that from Drowned in Sound so, y'know.

(x-p)

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 20 March 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

PLAYLIST:

On the A: Chris Broon, Foo Fighters, Scouting for Girls. Off the A: Taio Cruz, We Are The Science, Hard & Fi.

On the B: Tashbed, The Last Shadow Puppets (which I only realised last week is The Alex Turner Side Project - it's pretty decent, kind of), September, Goldfrapp. Off the B: Foals.

New on C: Adele, The Hoosiers (was it just me or did their last single not chart?), Simple Plan (again?), Britney, Urrshurr. Up to C: Cahill. Off the C: Elbow.

And 1-Upfront: MGMT and Mystery Jets both bite it this week. Only one song replaces them, "Stop!" by Against Me! Wiley still marooned on this too.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:45 (seventeen years ago)

I'm so happy that September is finally cracking a big market...Cry For You deserves to be a hit and it's been a long time coming. Unfortunately the UK radio mix isn't as good as the original radio mix.

Compare: UK mix vs. original radio mix.

The old vid is better too.

musically, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

I don't agree about the mixes. I think the UK mix sounds better. There's a crispness to the beat in the old mix but the new mix seems to bring out the richness of the chords, pads and pizzicato-like synth. Definitely a fuller sound.

dubmill, Friday, 21 March 2008 11:41 (seventeen years ago)

quite liking Ghostt's 'Number 1 Fan' right now, think it's been re-released? Music's like Kano's 'Ps And Qs' remixed by Bobby Valentino, shades of 'Ice Box' and Jodeci too. v US-standard slickness for UK RnB. can't find the (crap) video on youtube tho but it's on itunes plus and deserves to be a hit. to be honest i think people would go crazier for it if it Ghostt were GURLS.

blueski, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:01 (seventeen years ago)

OK, Fearne's just blown the gaff on Duffy not being number one any more BEFORE THEY'VE EVEN STARTED THE FUCKING TOP 40, which is kind of 12 zillion minus points on her.

And 'Elvis Isn't Dead' has re-entered at 40 and they're playing it in full sweet mumsy christ...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Delinquent at 39. Gabriela Cilmi is first new entry at 38, Fearne heroically avoids her surname altogether. No song so far this year has been about nothing to the extent that this one is, but, y'know, the beat's all nice and "Legend Of A Cowgirl" redux. Yes, she's probably heard an Amy Winehouse record, spotter's badge to you.

Yr first skipped record this week: Foals at 37. Two more hits than Terris managed. Elbow and their lovely mastering get played in full at 36, tho.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

Reggie has just accused Fearne of being a feeder.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

They've just had a discussion on where are the popstars now and it was fairly excruciating. JK & Joel would have done it worse.

"Valurghray" is 35 after exactly half a fucking year, and F-Heads fall 14 to 34. "Rule The World" is skipped at 33, and your second new entry at 32: Gnarls Barkley. They're never having another number one again, one suspects. Then Britternee at 31, which means 40-31 is:

40: Scouting for Girls - Elvis Ain't Dead
39: Delinquent ft. Kcat - My Destiny
38: Gabriela Cilmi - Sweet About Me
37: Foals - Cassius
36: Elbow - Grounds for Divorce
35: Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse - Valerie
34: The Futureheads - Beginning of the Twist
33: Take That - Rule The World
32: Gnarls Barkley - Run
31: Britney Spears - Piece of Me

And Westlife kick off the top 30.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

This discussion of faded popstars has hopefully reached its nadir with Fearne's attempt at a Dutch accent. Hopefully. Reggie's having a few moments of self-awareness, he's exclaimed "We're being pretty out of order here" more than once...

No, now they're watching Coolio's cooking show on Youtube.

Dave Jordan is skipped over for a second week running at 29, and One Night Only and their horrid, horrid drums get played in full again at 28. This continuous *toosh-toosh-toosh-toosh-toosh-toosh* on the cymbals, all the way through the verses - it's a horrible noise, so bloody cack-handed and shrill.

Next new entry - Tashbed and Sean Kingston at 27. Reggie announces that he is "not sure" about this.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

There appears to be some horrid vocoder on that Tashbed song. Either that or autotune, but she buzzes appallingly quite a lot.

Leona skipped at 26 (I think that's her Sport Relief number), and then at 25, the Travis Barker remix of Soulja Boy. Anyone other than me remember this? And then he went on to produce Snow Patrol...

A fucking interminable interview with Kelly R leads into a live performance of 'Work (Freemasons Remix)' from 1Xtra Live in Cov yesterday. By live, I mean that they play the Freemasons remix and Kelly sings over it occasionally, and her band do some drum rolls that cheerily redefine incongruous. They attempt to segue into the Jay-Z remix of "Mundian To Bach Ke" and cover up the cack-handedness of this with some vintage Jools Hollanding on the piano.

Oh, and another new entry at 23 - Sam Sparro, Black & Gold. Which is pretty sturdy, but I can't remember where I've heard his backing there before...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

Puh-pologise skipped over at 22, and "Wow" is at 21, which leaves 30-21 looking like this:

30: Westlife - Us Against The World
29: David Jordan - Sun Goes Down
28: One Night Only - Just For Tonight
27: Natasha Bedingfield ft. Sean Kingston - Love Like This
26: Leona Lewis - Footprints in the Sand
25: Soulja Boy Tell'em - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)
24: Kelly Rowland - Work
23: Sam Sparro - Black & Gold
22: Timbaland ft. OneRepublic - Apologise
21: Kylie Minogue - Wow

The top 20 is opened by the new Guillemots steez, which is half-decent.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

This week, Nicole Scherzinger's entire name is unpronounceable, so she's just "That one from the Pussycat Dolls". "Scream" is yon number 19, which suggests that it may possibly have peaked in chart terms. Even with its fucking ridiculous sex noises. Adele is number 18.

Another live version, this time Chris Brown's "With You" at 17. Every woman in Coventry appears to be squealing at him. Literally, every single one of them. Chris Brown's hype-man barks "Wave your cell phones!" They presumably do. While squealing. "WAVE UM! WAVE UM!" Not bad for a feller with the build of an ironing board. He's 18, you know.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

"Don't Stop The Music" leads into the album chart, which in reverse order is:

Elbow-Leona-OneRepublic-Muse-Count Duffula

Fearne sounds bamboozled at the possibility of Duffy having been number one in the albums for three weeks. Sugababes at 15.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

I am dancing to PATD. Am I right? Am I wrong? Or am I just bored? Alphabeat pop up at 13 to remind me that Gabriela Cilmi doesn't exactly have the monopoly on songs that aren't really about anything (except this one is rather about having fun and jumping up and down screaming your fucking head off - I for one am delighted that there are still people who dress like children's TV presenters [back when they had a distinct dress sense]). As the whistle blows to stuff up Arsenal's season, Taio Cruz charts at 12.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Then Basshunter. Not the most interesting run, I'll grant you.

20: Guillemots - Get Over It
19: Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - Scream
18: Adele - Chasing Pavements
17: Chris Brown - With You
16: Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
15: Sugababes - Denial
14: Panic At The Disco - Nine In The Afternoon
13: Alphabeat - Fascination
12: Taio Cruz ft. Luciana = Come On Girl
11: Basshunter - Now You're Gone

Hayeech Two Oh-hooo at ten. Girls Aloud at nine - and they're playing the French version. Le hmm...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

I am not as good at understanding French as I used to be.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Utahs at 8. Remix or no, I still get chills. I should really be listening to it in the bath for full effect. Never mind.

Then NEW MADONNA ft. NEW JUSTIN ft. NEW TIMBALAND and it's some honking and it's rather boring. Justin sounds a lot like Zac Efron, oddly. Listeners are SPLIT on it. "MADONNA IS OLD" says one. "JT IS FIT" says another.

Against this backdrop, "Low" climbing to 6 is something of an anti-climax, isn't it? To say nothing of "Rockstar" still being at 5...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

they sure know how to kill any tension wrt who's going to be number 1.

danzig, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

OK, so Leona is at three. Thus meaning that we know the number one single as the number three single is played. Someone at Radio 1 has massively dropped the ball here.

Still, they have 'stelle in the studio with them, and her reaction is brilliant. "I'm just so glad people want to hear good music again..."

Which leaves us looking like this for the top ten:

10: H Two O ft. Platnum - What's It Gonna Be
9: Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French
8: Utah Saints - Something Good 08
7: Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes To Save The World
6: Flo Rida ft. T-Pain - Low
5: Nickelback - Rockstar
4: OneRepublic - Stop and Stare
3: Leona Lewis - Better in Time
2: Duffy - Mercy
1: Estelle ft. Kanye West - American Boy

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

Fearne: "Here's this week's number two, 'Mercy', Duffy - who you beat!"
And Estelle starts to laugh just as they press play...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

Is it just me or is the new Westlife song very very good?

musically, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

Incidentally, remember "Gonna Be Mine"? Looks like it peaked at 47 last week, and is down to 51 this... :(

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 March 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks:

1 ESTELLE FT KANYE WEST
2 DUFFY
3 (6) FLO RIDA
4 (23) SAM SPARRO
5 MADONNA FT COLIN AND JUSTIN
6 LEONA
7 NICKELBACK
8 ONEREPUBLIC
9 (17) CHRIS BROWN
10 GIRLS ALOUD

15 (65) JAMES BLUNT

ALBUMS

2 NEW PANIC AT THE DISCO
3 NEW FOALS
4 NEW GUILLEMOTS
6 NEW COUNTING CROWS
11 NEW RACONTEURS
13 NEW SUPERGRASS
14 NEW DAVID GARRETT

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

CHARTSCHNOZZ: Estelle gets two weeks. Flo Rida makes the big leap to number two, ahead of Duffy, with Sam Sparro making a honking great climb to number four, nudging aside Madonna and My Two Timberpeople. LeonaNickersBroonTescoDansk to round out the top ten.

Beyond that - Urrshurr debuts at number 19 and gets Young Jeezy his third piece of UK chart pie (Soul Survivor got to 18 in 2006, his guest spot on Christina Milian's Say I-I-I-I-I-I got to number 4 a bit afterwards. Did I get that off Everyhit? Well, yes). James Blunt gets a second hit off his second album at 20. "Sensual Eruption" debuts at 24, with Yael effing Naim climbing back into the chart at 30. T-Pain makes his solo UK chart debut at 35, and Scouting For Girls' fourth single rears its head at 40.

Albums - Duffy holds off PATD and Foals respectively to remain up top. Also new in the 10 - Raconteurs at 8, Guillemots at 9. Counting Crows have a number 12 album on their hands; David Garrett (did he used to be in G4 too? I'm not finding out) is at 17, Supergrass 19, Mike Batt 24.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

And the playlist in full is:

The A List

* Chris Brown
* With You

* Estelle featuring Kanye West
* American Boy

* Newton Faulkner
* I Need Something

* Foo Fighters
* Cheer Up, Boys (Your Make Up Is Running)

* The Futureheads
* The Beginning Of The Twist

* Girls Aloud
* Can't Speak French

* Gnarls Barkley
* Run

* Goldfrapp
* Happiness

* The Kooks
* Always Where I Need To Be

* The Last Shadow Puppets
* The Age Of The Understatement

* Leona Lewis
* Better In Time

* Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake
* 4 Minutes

* OneRepublic
* Stop And Stare

* Panic At The Disco
* Nine In The Afternoon

* Scouting For Girls
* Heartbeat

* Sam Sparro
* Black And Gold

* Utah Saints
* Something Good 08 [Van She Tech remix]

* Kanye West featuring Dwele
* Flashing Lights

* The Wombats
* Backfire At The Disco

The B List

* Adele
* Cold Shoulder

* Natasha Bedingfield featuring Sean Kingston
* Love Like This

* Black Kids
* I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

* Bullet For My Valentine
* Hearts Burst Into Fire

* Cahill featuring Nikki Belle
* Trippin On You

* Mariah Carey
* Touch My Body

* The Courteeners
* Not Nineteen Forever

* Elliot Minor
* Parallel Worlds

* Flo Rida featuring T-Pain
* Low

* Fragma
* Toca's Miracle 08

* The Hoosiers
* Cops And Robbers

* Radiohead
* Nude

* September
* Cry For You

* Snoop Dogg
* Sensual Seduction

* Britney Spears
* Break The Ice

* Usher featuring Young Jeezy
* Love In This Club

The C List

* Against Me!
* Stop!

* Akon
* I Can't Wait

* The Count And Sinden featuring Kid Sister
* Beeper

* * The Feeling [d/l : now]
* Without You

* * Lupe Fiasco [d/l : now]
* Paris, Tokyo

* * One Night Only [d/l : now]
* It's About Time

* * Pendulum [d/l : 21/04]
* Propane Nightmares

* * Jay Sean [d/l : 14/04]
* Maybe (J Remy & Bobby Bass remix)

* Simple Plan
* Your Love Is A Lie

* Wiley
* What Would We Do (Wearing My Rolex)

The 1-Upfront List

* * Cajun Dance Party [d/l : 21/04]
* The Race

* Funkerman
* Speed Up

* * Hadouken! [d/l : 21/04]
* Declaration Of War

* * Infadels [d/l : 14/04]
* Make Mistakes

* *Santogold [d/l : 28/04]
* L.E.S. Artistes

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

David Garrett is a violinist who looks a bit like David Ginola and lends his virtuoso skills to such classical mainstays as "You Raise Me Up." Only £8.97 at Tesco.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 31 March 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

How interesting is this week's chart?

Well, Your top two of "Tell em wha gw'aan blud" and "WIT THUH FURRRRR" remains unchanged. The Kooks are new at 3, then Super Sparrio followed by Duffy. Here's the American video for 'Mercy', because, in this post-9/11 world, Americans just ain't ready for combustible trousers. Mariah Carey's World of Yoo-Toob is new at 6, then "Forda cooda livvy vouch ooh", Madarrnerr, "Wivvyoowivvyoowivvyoowivvyoo", "PLAY BOY BUNNEH WIDDA BLEACH BLONN HAARE" to round out the 10.

The only thing that happens in the rest of the top 20 is The Courteeners being at 19. Radiohead are new at 21, there's climbs for Snoop and Britney at 24 and 25, that completely necessary redoing of "Toca's Miracle" enters at 29 and that's about it.

Oh, actually, one more thing - "Valerie"'s bitten the dust at last, after pushing 30 weeks.

This Week In Woolworths Sale: REM depose Duffy after four weeks. The Estelle album debuts at 6, PATD drop from 2 to 11 and Foals from 3 to 16. Gnarls 19, Snoop 23, Michael McDonald (no, really) 27, The Absolutely Definitely Best of The Specials 28, "Mail On Sunday" 29, and then, just to prove how big a week it's been: Gaby Cilmi's at 31, and the Black Keys - no, really, The Black Fucking Keys - are at 34. I can't remember which ones they are, I always got them confused with Black Dice...

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

Playlist in brief:

A:

NEW: None.
UP: Adele, Flo Rida, Urrshurr.
OFF: Futureheads, Girls Aloud, Gnarls Barkley.

B:

NEW: None.
UP: The Feeling, One Night Only, Pendulum, Wiley, Simple Plan.
OFF: Bullet For My Valentine, Snoop Dogg.

C:

NEW: The Kooks (LP tracks), The Pigeon Detectives, The Raconteurs, Robyn, The Script.
UP: Santogold.
OFF: The Count and Sinden.

1-UPFRONT:

NEW: Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip.
OFF: None.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

Good old None.

I'm off to download "nothing" from itunes!

Mark G, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

Been a while since we put the 1xtra playlist on here, hasn't it? Here it go:

A

Akon - I Can't Wait
Chris Brown - With You
Damian & Stephen Marley - The Mission
DJ Q Feat Mc Bones - U Wot?
Erup - Click My Finger
Estelle Feat Kanye West - American Boy
Flo-Rida Feat Timbaland - Elevator
Flo-Rida Feat T-Pain - Low
Garage jams Feat Clare Evers - Snowflake
Jay Sean - Maybe (J Remy & Bobby Bass Remix)
Jay Sean - Ride It
Jay-Z feat Timbaland - Ain't I
Kanye West Feat Dwele - Flashing Lights
Lil Wayne Feat Static Major - Lollipop
Madonna Feat Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - 4 Minutes To Save The World
Mariah Carey - Touch My Body
Mavado Feat Jay-Z - I Am The Rock (Remix)
Mavado - I'm On The Rock
NeYo - Closer
Sincere Feat Natty - Once Upon A Time
Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction
Soulja Boy Feat Arab - Yahh
Taio Cruz - Come On Girl
Usher Feat Young Jeezy - Love in This Club
Wiley Vs Mz Bratt - Wearing My Rolex (1Xtra Exclusive Mix)
Wiley - Wearing My Rolex

B

Brotherman - Heart Of Dem
Busy Signal Feat Demarco - Face To Face With Life
Busy Signal - Pon Di Edge
Chipmunk - Who Are You?
Common Feat Marsha Ambrosius - The Light '08 (It's Love)
Danny Byrd - Shock Out
DJ Felli Fell Feat Ne-Yo, Kanye West, Fabolous & Jermaine Dupri - Finer Things
Doneao - Devil In A Blue Dress
Elephant Man - Boasy Bounce
Gemma Fox - Voicemail
Ice Cube Feat Nas & Scarface - Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It (Remix)
Jammer - It’s A Lot
Janet Jackson - Luv
Kelly Rowland Feat Gym Class Heroes - Daylight
Kenny Ken - Everyman (Benny Page Remix)
Lupe Fiasco - Paris, Tokyo
Quentin Harris Feat Margaret Grace - My Joy
Rihanna - Take A Bow
Sean Garrett Feat Ludacris - Grippin' On The Bed

C

Cahill feat Nikki Belle - Trippin' On You (Wideboys Remix)
Erykah Badu - Honey
JTJ Feat Sophia & Sanchea - It's You
Serani & Bugle - Doh

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

Been a while since I posted the midweeks, so here goes:

1 ESTELLE
2 FLO RIDA
3 SAM SPARRO
4 MADONNA
5 MARIAH
6 DUFFY
7 KOOKS
8 LEONA
9 CHRIS BROWN
10 ONEREPUBLIC

11 (84) BLACK KIDS
16 NEW ELLIOT MINOR

ALBUMS

1 NEW COURTEENERS
4 NEW ROLLING STONES
6 NEW JAMES

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

James?

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

Yep. First album in nearly a decade with classic Larry Gott-including line-up and some ace songs to boot! I thoroughly recommend it.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

I knew they'd reformed, was expecting the album a classic In/out at number 45 scenario. Wondered if you missed out "blunt" or summat..

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

Please to explain?

54 (74) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
57 (77) Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns & Roses
62 (164) Flowers - Sweet Female Attitude
72 (100) Jump Around - House Of Pain
83 (54) I'm A Man - Spencer Davis Group
94 (142) Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
97 (-) Push The Feeling On - Nightcrawlers

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

54 (74) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

On a Cadburys TV advert.

Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm A Man" - talking Volvo TV advert dog.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

"Paint It, Black" - current Sopranos ad.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

62 (164) Flowers - Sweet Female Attitude

is there a bline remix? gimme

blueski, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

Sam Sparro needs to go away.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

the video is kinda captivating

ledge, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

Right, s'been too long.

CHART (SINGLES VERSION): M'darner got to number one for no real reason this week, thus making "American Boy"'s four-week run at the top the shortest since "When You Believe" (which was by Leon Jackson. Remember him?). The increasingly annoying rise of "Black & Gold" was also curtailed by this event, and it drops to number three from last week's two, also taking Flo Rida down a peg with it. September, on the other hand, is clambering up four to five, nicely along the way to fulfilling its role of being this year's "From Paris To Berlin". Slipstreaming it at 6 is "Love In This Club", with YOOO TOOOB and "yeeeh, yeeeh, yeeeh" filing neatly down two places each. The Alex Turner And His Mate Orchestra are at 9, which is probably about as high as they'll get, with "Argh'm a man on thur seeeen" at 10.

Your climbers and new entries below: Scouting For Girls' policy of being on all music channels ever at once gets them number 14, just ahead of Mecha-Britney, while will.i.am and Cheryl Cole are making very worrying advances at number 18 (the worrying bit will be eludicated later on). Black Kids have dropped nine to 20, by the way, but I think their getting to number 11 at all is pretty noteworthy.

Actual Proper Highest New Entry - Goldfrapp at 25. Kanye and Dwele debut at 29. Cahill's "Trippin' On You" climbs six to 31, suggesting further steady climbs to come. Roll-on deodorant advert propels Gaby Cilmi back into the top 40 at 34, being the last song played in this series of Skins gives MGMT a chart debut at 35. Incidentally, being the last song played in the previous episode of Skins got Adele's "Hometown Glory" to 38 last week. Final new'un of the week is Nelly's new single, which gets to number 39.

CHARTS (ALBUM VERSION): Men On Scene debut at number one, ahead of Leona, Mariah and Duffy. TAKE THAT, WOMEN. Beyond women: MEN. Scouting For Girls, Elliott Minor (noooo...), Nickelback, REM, Courteeners, OneRepublic - MEN. New entries: Sarah Brightman at 13, The Montana Cyruses LIVE at 29.

PLAYLIST: Yeah, it's getting unwieldy. Notable presences on the A-List: the Freemasons remix of "Disco's Revenge", godawful Irish Maroon 5-but-with-a-rap types The Script, Pendulum and dear old "Wearing My Rolex". Questionable presences on the A-List: The Hoosiers, whose single I could swear was already out and has failed to chart; Panic At The Disco, whose single has been out for a gajillion years now; and The Wombats. I can't remember when "Backfire At The Disco" was first on the A-List, but it was A Very Long Time Ago Now, and it's pretty much into some serious shit-or-get-off-the-pot territory.

On the B-List: will.i.am and Wor Cheryl are a new addition after three weeks on the chart. This means this song has legs. And will not be going away for a while. Enh. Much guitar morass here - The Fratellis and The Zutons are back at the same time! (Pigeon Detectives on the A-List!) - with Santogold, Jay Sean and The Wideboys ft. Shaznay Lewis among the more notable other stuff. Cahill are still lurking in here, too.

Now, C-List and 1-Upfront seem to be getting more interesting, because they look to be rotating with much greater frequency. Songs that were added to the playlist less than a month ago - Cajun Dance Party, The Infadels and Lupe Fiasco - are gone already, along with Against Me!, Simple Plan and Akon. New additions this week: Alphabeat, Taio Cruz, Duffy, The Futureheads, Guillemots, Royworld (a second chance for them - hmm, worrying) and Vampire Weekend on the C-List, with DJ Disciple, Kids in Glass Houses, Late of the Pier and Natty on 1-Upfront.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 24 April 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

TODAY: Two weeks for "Four Minutes", with Sparro rebounding to 2 ahead of 'stelle. Big new entry at four, though - Wiley's a party guy, and the UK knows it, even if the radio edit squidges the song too much and splatters his vocals all over the place rather than letting the beat take over which is a bit bloody daft if you ask me oh well never mind. September holds five ahead of Flossie and Usher, but then it's a case of PHEAR THE LURKERS - "Heartbreaker" and "Heartbeat" rise to 8 and 10 (sammidging Duffy) despite both being turd on a stick.

Beyond that, 11-20 is riddled with long-service medals and two new entries - Pendulum's "Propane Nightmares" manages to be peculiar without necessarily being any good at 16, and Adele gets a third top 40 hit at 18. 21-30 is mainly notable for the climbs of Cahill, Nelly and Little Miss Roll-On at 25 to 27, and the new entry of The Script's "We Cry" (I've only called it godawful once on this thread, which is remarkably restrained of me) at 30. More newies in 31-40 - Ashleeee at 34, Hoosiers 35, Robyn 38 and Wombats at 40.

ALBUMS: Last Shadow Puppets utilise The Power of Newsnight Review to soar topwards. A Whitesnake Album (new?) is at 7, and A Chris De Burgh Album (no) is at 12. Only other notable action is Cilmi ascending from 35 to 18. She just needs her single to get to number 11 and she'll overtake Fall Out Boy's "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" as the most successful deodorant promotion in UK chart history.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 April 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Incidentally, The Script are from Ireland. What do they have to say about this?

<B>"Irish people have soul," according to Danny. "It comes from generations of pain, and generations of understanding emotion to be able to physically get that in a solid sound."</B>

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 April 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

"how did that gobshite get a record deal?"

blueski, Sunday, 27 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

4 Wiley - Wearing My Rolex

^^^called this in December

Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah but so did like, Record of the Day and stuff so it doesn't count.

I remembered Palladium earlier and realised that they aren't gonna get big and it made me feel good.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Nah, when they get into Geir's top 40 albums of the year they'll taken off from then.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

Music Video

The video shows some girls dressed up as foxes. Wiley does not seem to be in the video. Rumours were that he was scared of foxes but Wiley said that he is 'scared of no animal' and if he saw foxes at night he would feed them 'chicken bones'. The video is filmed around Finsbury Leisure Centre, which is, rather oddly, not in Finsbury, but in Islington.

--DonCapri 15:35, 23 April 2008 (GMT)

J0rdan S., Monday, 28 April 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

"They'll be back, and they'll be big."

- Me, last year, signing off on a Palladium gig review for the paper.

Most blush-inducing sentence of 2007, that one...

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

she'll overtake Fall Out Boy as the most successful deodorant promotion in UK chart history

Room 5 to thread

Jeff W, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

How could I possibly have forgotten them, eh...

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

This week's singles chart is basically a spot of the old shuffling of the pack. Madge stays top, with Sparro holding two and Wiley climbing to three. Urrshurr now finds himself at four, ahead of Estelle, September, Flossie and "No, YOU'RE a heartbreaker!" "No, YOU are!" "No, YOU are!" etc. Our lone bold venturer into the ten is Pendulum, who are at number nine somehow. Scouting For Pricks round out the list.

Beyond that, URRGH URRGH NO URRGH climb to 15, Jay Sean's the highest new entry at 19, and this week's CILMIWATCH - number 20. Nelly's at 22, Hoosiers climb to 24, Robyn to 26, Ashlee to 30. Second new entry is Duffy at 29. Two other n00bs - Kelly Rowland and Him From Gym Class Heroes (no, not the drummer) at 36, and URRRRRRRRGH YEUCH at 37. Here they are in session for Jo Whiley:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2008/4/30/40962_2.jpg

Picture worth a thousand words, there.

Albu-bu-bums - Madonna pips Portishead at the post for the top spot. Sparro new at 5, A Platters Compilation at 9, and CILMIWATCH: ALBUMS EDITION - number ten. The Only Rick Astley Record You Will Ever Need, Ever is at 17, and there's a 16-place jump for the Robyn album at 23.

Most interestingly of all, though - The Fall have got their first top 40 album in about 15 years, Imperial Wax Solvent debuting at 35.

RUKP/C/"TTNSFG!!!"T2008 QUESTION OF THE WEEK:

Has there been a more blatantly fibbing album title this year than One Night Only's Started A Fire?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

v small fire, fag in wastepaper basket deal, out in a second

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

Any chance of "Wearing My Rolex" getting to number one?

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

From what I can tell, it ain't out physical yet, so maybe.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

HOLY SHIT:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7394927.stm

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 11 May 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Okay, someone please fill in the blank:

"Usually drink, usually dance, usually _____________"

Bubble? Babble? I'm assume it's bubble, bubble being brit slang?

musically, Sunday, 11 May 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, like anything other than ULTIMATE SCOOTER TRIUMPH matters this week, but LET'S GO:

Madge stays top but Wiley climbs to two, switching with Sam's Sbarro. FAR TOO MUCH OF UK UNDER DELUSION THAT "HEARTBREAKER" IS ANY GOOD sees it climb to 4, with Usher, Stella and September all obligingly ceding a spot despite "HEARTBREAKER" BEING HALF-ARSED ONE-NOTE CODBOLLOCKS. Coldplay wanna be the Delgados (YOU WILL NEVER BE THE DELGADOS BECAUSE YOU SUCK) at 8 and are highest new entry, Flo Rida slips to nine and Kylie's "In My Arms" climbs to 10 fae 46.

Kelly Rowland Stays Out Past Her Bedtime ft. Him From Gym Class Heroes climbs to 14, one ahead of Cardiff City's cup run unnecessarily prolonging the career of James Effing Fox. "Warwick Avenue" and The Nelly Single continue to loom on the rails at 17 and 19 respectively. New entries for Ne-Yo (22) and the Pigeon Detectives (24) sandwich the Cilminator (23), with Massive US Smash Hit Sara Bareilles making her top 40 bow at 30, thus making her much bigger than Colbie Caillat in this country at least. Wideboys and Shaznay Lewis debut at 32, and Santogold is bigger than MIA at 37.

ALBUMS = SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! The suspicion that this may not be the hardest field for them to have overcome is perhaps helped by Def Leppard being at 10 and Hadouken at 12. Some Willie Nelson Compilation gets to 16, and Jack McManus is at 22. Seriously? People wanna LISTEN to that? Fuck me. A Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Compilation is at 25, one ahead of Delays, and a Steve Winwood record is at 31.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

(it's "bubble", almost certainly, btw)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

More chat on Scooter on Scooter: C/D

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Why exactly did this happen?

Mark G, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

VERY quiet wk for new albums, by the looks of things, but as pointed out in BBC piece Scooter ain't done much in the UK in recent years (their current single is at around number 49 or there-ish) and their previous highest position was 6 for their singles collection in 2002, so it's still a fairly huge shock. The version on Amazon has this album plus a Greatest Hits disc, though...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, now that makes sense. A little.

Actually, no it doesn't. Or maybe it does.

Mark G, Monday, 12 May 2008 08:27 (seventeen years ago)

Incidentally, if you're wondering what's happened to Juan Knight And His Onlies, their smash hit "It's About Time" has kind slipped from 37 to 78. Entirely coincidentally, their album's now £5 in Virgin.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

So, the Ting Ting's to be number one this week?

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

What about Rihanna's "Take A Bow"? It's #1 on iTunes, with the Tings at #2.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

where are the people who can tell us?

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

HI DERE!

Singles:
1 Ting Tings YAY!!!!!
2 Rihanna
3 Madonna
4 Will.i.am with Cher.yl.cole
5 Wiley with Heather.m.ills
6 Sam Sparro
7 Coldplay
8 Usher
9 Estelle
10 September

13 (24) Pigeon Detectives

Album new entries:
1 Neil Diamond (I haven't actually heard this yet! Is it any good, anyone?)
2 Pendulum WTF IS HAPPENING HERE???? (cue Eddy Temple Morris orgasm)
3 Scooter (not of course a new entry but they are unlikely to drop to e.g. 27 as cynics predicted)
6 Jay Sean
7 Iron Maiden
10 Death Cab For Cutie YAY!!!

The charts are definitely getting better these days.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 15 May 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

Mmm!

Wot, Madonna does live gig, shown on BBC1 with nice interview, album plunges downwards? (OK, number four, prob...)

Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe punters are slowly realising just what a bad album it is.

MVE prediction - four weeks.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, and that guitar was tuned to open 'E', btw.

Nice, if youre Nick Drake and fashioning intricate / unplayable chords...

Not so if yr playing "Satisfaction" via white paper strips on your fretboard.

Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

Regarding Neil Diamond, what I've heard on Radio 2 - where it is 'album of the week' - has been half wonderful and half god-awful. What reviews I've seen have pretty much agreed with this.

Rob M v2, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, I got the general feeling that it wasn't as good as 12 Songs.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

Pendulum are massive, seemingly everyone under the age of 25 likes them.

Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

I recall when only Eddy Temple-Morris liked them and MVE were refusing to take any more copies of Hold Your Colour.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

1, 2, 3 - "YOU NEED THIS!"

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 15 May 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

They call me STAY-See.

G00blar, Thursday, 15 May 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Eddy Temple-Morris is doing the opening DJ set on the current Pendulum tour, as it happens. It's been slowly creeping up on me how on-the-QT massive they are; it doesn't seem like five minutes since the last tour, either.

Ting Tings definitely my tune of the week. They were awfully good on J.Ross a couple of weeks ago, which must have helped.

Haven't heard Mr Diamond yet, owing to a massive backlog of new purchases.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 15 May 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

Where you getting yr chart stats from Dingbod?

Free Peace Sweet!, Thursday, 15 May 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

And so The Ting-Tings make it two number ones for the BBC SOUND OF 2008 alumni, with Duffy's "Give Me A Little More Time" probably following them there too. Rihanna's completely necessary new single debuts just behind, which I think must be the first time the top two have both been new entries this year. Four Minutes To Break The Heart Of My Rolex, Sam Sparro Makes Love On Violet Hill To An American Boy In September.

Duffy's second single slipstreams her first and rises to 13. Pidgeys scoot to 14. Cilmi's back up to 19. Baa Baa Reilles climbs to 23, Ashlee rebounds to 26, one ahead of Santogold. Taio Cruz gets his fourth ever hit ever at 30. Roy's Wold are at 35, ahead of The First Ever Proper Solo UK Hit for Lil Wayne at 39 and Fall Out Boy ft. 27 Yards Of John Mayer at 40.

ALBUMS: Neil Diamond, Pendulum and Scooter are the top 3. This is the world we live in. Oh oh-oh. Jay Sean gets to number six, with Cilmi reaching new peak of 8. Man, women must be well sweaty this week. Some Frank Sinatra Compilation debuts just ahead of Some Searchers Compilation (10-11), followed by Some Iron Maiden Compilation at 14 and Some Bobby Vee Compilation at 18. Josh Groban Comes Alive at 22, a re-jigged Kelly Rowland is at 23, with Death Cab For Cutie becoming the most successful act to have ever put anything out on Truck at 24. Santogold debuts at 26 ahead of Moby (?) at 28 and Martha Wainwright giving Drowned In Sound a top 40 album at 29. Sunday Best nab one too, Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip getting to 31, one spot ahead of Flight Of The Conchords. Izzy Campbell and Marky-Mark Lanegan's second jaunt is at 38, one spot ahead of the for-money version of The Charlatans' new album. Whew. There will now be no albums released for the next three months, lest the shelving system at Zavvi go into meltdown. Rumours that Mayor Boris will be introducing on-the-spot fines of £50 for anyone who has not yet bought the David Jordan album remain unconfirmed.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 18 May 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

Sad to see that the Shortwave Set album didn't chart.

Is Santogold the most repulsive album cover ever?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 19 May 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

And it's medium-sized YAYs for Bon Iver at #43 (which gets better with each passing week) and Martina Topley Bird at #88 (so at least one of the Dangermouse productions gets to chart).

mike t-diva, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, and let's also hear it for Yazoo's "Nobody's Diary", which crashes into the singles charts at #100.

mike t-diva, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

Quite astounded to see the Bon Iver album advertised on TV while watching Brokeback Mountain on C4 last night. Deserves the exposure, though.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 19 May 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

As Van Morrison never said, Into The Midweeks...

1 Rihanna
2 Ting Tings
3 Madonna & J.us.tin
4 w.i.l.l.i.a.m. & wife of UNLUCKY SICK AS A PARROT ASH.LE.Y.COLE
5 Samsparro
6 Heather's Rolex with Wiley input
7 Usher with Young Jeezy
8 D*ffy
9 Estelle
10 Cold Plays

Ne-Yo and Sara Bareilles rising to 15 and 16 respectively.

New album entries:
1 Ting Tings!
6 Beth Rowley
8 Cistercian Monks
11 (re-entry?) The Best Of Neil Diamond
14 Mick Hucknall
15 Yet Another Osmonds Best Of

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 22 May 2008 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

Sara Bareilles

^^^ this shit sucks

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 May 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

Debacle, diaspora etc. - Andy Abraham hasn't made the top 40. Further up, Rihanna launches herself off the shoulder of The Ting Tings and into the top spot. Duffy's the only new inductee into the top 10, 'Warwick Avenue' climbing to 7. Everything else is so much shuffling, with 'American Boy' being the song to make way. It slips to, er, 11. Ne-Yo rises to 12, Baba O'Reilles to 16. I can't remember if Nelly climbing to 14 is a significant upward shift. Highest new entry is Alphabeat at 23, slotting neatly in behind 'Fascination', which spends something like its fifth week at 22. Ashlee & Simpson yo-yos back to 24, with The Fratellis and The Zutons tag-teaming their way to 27 and 28. Fall Out Boy and John Mayer climb to 31 this week, and a zillion months after debuting on the Radio 1 playlist, 'Great DJ' lands at 33, possibly due to being featured that fucking heavily in BBC3 smash hit Delta Forever for no particular reason. The Freemasons' re-rub of 'Disco's Revenge' peaks at 34, and 'Rhythm Is A Dancer' re-enters at 36.

Ting Tings Top T'albums, with Beth Rowley entering at 6 (eh?), A Neil Diamond Best Of at 8, some monks at 9, Best Osmonds Ever at 11, (Mick) Hucknall's tribute to Bobby Blue Bland at 18, Foxboro Hot Tubs at 27 and a top 40 debut for Pendulum's first album at 38. Nothing to get too excited about, basically.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

with The Fratellis and The Zutons tag-teaming

This is a mental image I would rather never have experienced.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, soz for that. I get to input TV schedules onto a database for a living, and it seems that MTV2 are basically running this kind of system with the two bands, though - session from one followed by video compilation of the other, and vice versa a couple of days later.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

1) Why the sudden love for VamWeek? And RhythDancer?

2) that's it.

Mark G, Monday, 26 May 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

"Rhythm Is A Dancer"? Use your BRAINS, Mark...

Anyway, the rather boring midweeks:

1 Rihanna Buy The Whole Album Again Why Don't You
2 Ting Tings
3 Will.i.cantbebotheredwiththerestofit
4 Duff E
5 Colin & Justin
6 I'm Only A Poor Little Sparro
7 Ne-Yo
8 September
9 The one about the Rolex
10 Usher

New at 14 - the long-awaited sweaty new single from Paul Weller.

New album entries:

1 Usher He's Back Back Um Back
4 Pigeon Detectives Slowest Week Ever?
10 Spiritualized
13 Futureheads
14 Kids in Glass Houses
21 Sandi Thom

Exciting week, to be unsure.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 29 May 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

This week's chart round-up can be found at my blog, where I've done my first listening-along-to-the-top-40 writeup more or less since I stopped doing them for Stylus. I did Pick of the Pops too. It was quite a nice afternoon. (Spoiler - Andy Abraham does not go top 40)

Kinda left off the albums, tho, so: Usher wins, Pigeon Detection is fifth, Spearchulized at 15, Paolo & The Futreheads at 17, Russell Watson's "THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION - SPECIAL" (for when one superlative just ain't enough) at 19. Another Neil Diamond compilation (I think it's different from the one that entered a couple weeks ago) is at 22, Someone Still Loves You Sandi Thom at 25, Kids In Glass Houses 29.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 June 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

Ah so the iPod ad is Ting Tings is it? Well that's the only 20 seconds of them I ever need to hear then.

ledge, Monday, 2 June 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

In fact, further to Shock Andy Abraham News, Yahoo music reveals the only Eurovision song to be inside the top 75 is Kalomira's "Secret Combination" (the Greek entry) at 71. One spot behind Sharon Shannon & Steve Earle. Also outside top 40 - Kat de Luna at 41, Scooter 47, Guillemots 49, Flo Rida & Timbaland 52, David Cook 61, Jesse McCartney 66. Future top tenner/mayyybe number one "Two Doors Down" is beginning its lurking at 53.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 June 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, so many artists I've never heard of. The Pendulums? September? The Clik Clik? Taio Cruz? I'm outta touch (same as it ever was).

Ok I just opened seven youtube links from yr blog simultaneously in different tabs, then turned on my stereo. The cacophony was awesome.

ledge, Monday, 2 June 2008 08:25 (seventeen years ago)

Mint Royale for the number one then. Weird times these.

danzig, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7433445.stm

Seems so...

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

BTW, Andy Abraham was 67 last week, and 93 after the Eurovosion boost to sales.

limón, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

Now here's a 'ting..

I got the TingTing's "name" single for Amber and Alice. And was surprised to find 1) that the 7" runs at 33rpm for no discernable reason 2) that on the b-side was a whole host of inserts of people saying their names as asked for on their website.

So, if all the people who contributed bought one, no wonder it got to number one so decisively.

Mark G, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

(also, when I gave the red vinyl single to Amber, she tried to unscrew it while saying "how do you open this case then?")

Mark G, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, the puddle has meant a number one, as predicted by myself on ILM when the original commercial came out. Sara Bareilles and Climi Fisher both go top ten. Brains hydrates up to 23. Morrissey new at 24, Alex Gaudino/Shena at 25, C4 Yoof ad break plugged Mystery Jets hurtle up to 28, Maroon 5 never see Rihanna's face again at 29, "Jumping All Over The World" finally goes Top 40 (at 36), some old record about creeping comes in at 37, Elbow elbow in at a derisory 39.

In albums, the excellent new Weller album debuts at the top, EMI clutch at old straws at 4 (Best of Radiohead), exciting new Zutons album You Can Do Nothing Morelike in at 6, Alphabeat at 10, Rihanna con redux back up to 12. Alanis Morissette in at 15 (did more than 15 people buy it?). Disturbed rip off Westlife album titles at 20. HMV helps G N'R's Greatest Hits back in at 21, The Essential Paul Simon at 27, Opeth at 34 and then it's old songs by Hall & Oates (35), Tom "Rabbit" Petty (38), Eddie Cochran (40) and CCR (46). Royworld creep in at 52 (be very afraid), and bravely in at the fourth time of trying at an enviable #75 - LADYTRON!

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

Talking about creep, "Creep" in at thirty seven or so.

Mark G, Monday, 9 June 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, you said that. EDIT

Mark G, Monday, 9 June 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

And in the lower reaches of the singles chart: All Hail the power of the NME tour, as Does It Offend You, Yeah? and Joe Lean & his Jingy Jangy Jongy Thingy crash in at #91 and #93 respectively.

mike t-diva, Monday, 9 June 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

is there nothing nice to talk about in the chart? we don't need to talk about...those people.

how about KAT DELUNA and her awesome pop-dancehall banger lurking just outside the top 40? i thought she'd hit big with 'whine up' last year but it was never released here - but 'run the show' appears to be doing v well for itself with little to no promo. hopefully it can go much much higher...

lex pretend, Monday, 9 June 2008 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

also i eagerly await the imminent world domination of 'no air', this week's no 74.

lex pretend, Monday, 9 June 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

Midweeks:

1 Puddle Jumper
2 Rihanna
3 Ne-Yo
4 Sara-No
5 Ting Tings
6 Duff Y
7 Gabriela Climate Change
8 FT's Chris Brown
9 Sparro Can't Sing
10 Will Im Not

Feeder in at 12

Albums:
1 Fratellis WHY
12 N*E*R*D* STILL GOING?
13 Li'l Wayne, humorously described as an "obscure rapper" by Radcliffe and Maconie, for whom it's obviously all been downhill since "Snot Rap."

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

Apparently, all bets on the frats being number one depend on the sales of um coldplay's new album, out on thursday.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

Will Livin' La Vida Loca prove the Dangerous to I Saw Her Standing There's Achtung Baby?

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Mint Royale get a second week. Interesting thing - the single is credited as being out on Syco Music, as opposed to Mint Royale's regular label. Rihanna stays at number two (not sure why), with Ne-Yo rising to three ahead of the Ting-Tings and PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK. The Inexorable Rise Of The Cilmi continues at 6, then "We'll spend an hour, but no more than two", "Look what I can do with my feet!", "Mrrmm-mmrrrm", and Everybody Is Well Aware Of What Will.I.Am Is, Thank You Very Much.

What news elsewhere? Entirely Necessary Pigbag Reworking climbs 10 to 16 in a fairly static top 20. Fall Out Boy And Friend climb to 21, ahead of the highest new entry which, at long bloody last, winds up being "No Air". Fearne and Reggie were unimpressed, Reggie reckoning it sounds like an 80s ballad. No such considerations stopped them jizzing over the brilliance of The Mystery Jets Mit Saxofon when that climbed to 24, though. Feeder got to 25, somehow, and there was a ten-place climb for SCOOOO-TER! which Fearne and Reggie were even less impressed by. Flurry of new entries in the rearguard - 'Madge' at 36, presumably making We Are Scientists 'Harold' at 37, with The Music as 'Bouncer' at 38 and Flo Rida as 'Mark Little, whatever his character was called' at 40.

Albums was Coldplay O'Clock, obv, with the Fratellis winding up at 5. Various best ofs seem to have leapt up this week's chart, presumably for Father's Day. This year, fathers be diggin' Paul Simon (12), Guns N Roses (13), The Platters (15), Nickelback (not a best of, but up 13 to 19), Willie Nelson (21), Bobby Vee (22), Hall Of Oats (29) and Eddie Cochran (31). Possibly fathers are also responsible for new entries by NERD (20), Lil Wayne (23), Dolly Parton (35), Whitesnake (38) and Emmylou Harris (40). Possibly not.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

More on the Ting's single, as mentioned above.

Amber and Alice played it accidentally at 45rpm, and decided they like it better that way.

Mark G, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

the ting tings may actually be the ~worst band~ i have heard this year. her stupid voice makes me want to kill. if this is the closest these boring hos can get to dance music they shouldn't have bothered. "and the drums and the drums and the drums" ad nauseam may actually be the worst pop moment in, like, a decade or something (or maybe "EEE-EEE-EE" is worse?). also THEIR NAME WTF

lex pretend, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:29 (sixteen years ago)

Nice to see Joan As Police Woman's brilliant new album in at 56.

Also good to see "No Air" up from 74 to 22 and Bryn Christopher's not half bad "The Quest" in at 45.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:31 (sixteen years ago)

Well, lex.

The kids love it.

That's good enough for me.

Mark G, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

Mint Royale had a best of out last March. Who knew?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:38 (sixteen years ago)

Can they resist the temptation to reissue you know what and give the Culture Show presenter her first number one?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:41 (sixteen years ago)

You know when "A clockwork orange" was made, and how it was Malcolm McDowell's 'improv' that added "I'm Singing in the rain" while beating someone up, so Stanley Kubrick went straight out and bought the rights to the song so they could give themselves permission to use it, and not have to spend tons on performance payment, etc?

I just wonder if good old Simon used his 'insider knowledge' to nick off and buy the song off whoever bought it off Kubrick?

Mark G, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

Morecambe and Wise, wasn't it?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

Well, I guess their widows met SiCo in a dark carpark, where he says "oh, I've always loved the song, I might sing it myself"...

two weeks later, "Oh! Imagine"

Mark G, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)

If only Eric Morecambe were alive to give Cowell a good slap around his cheeks.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, Si made an appointment with some shifty biz characters via locum, and found himself in a carpark staring at... George Sampson!

"OK, kid, hand over the rights. You think you pretty smart huh? Well, let's put it this way. I got some friendly faces standing next to the voting lines... Right lads?"
"Wy aye Simon man!"
"shurrup dec man, they'll hear us!"

Mark G, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

Can they resist the temptation to reissue you know what and give the Culture Show presenter her first number one?

Hmm... given that that song was fairly explicitly about her then-boyfriend Malcolm Middleton ("it's gonna be officially summer") and Laverne is now married to someone else entirely, I'm suspecting not.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 16 June 2008 10:58 (sixteen years ago)

Darren Styles is number four in the album chart.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 June 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

Lex otm upthread

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 22 June 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

So it's HISTORIC FIRST EVER CLODPLAH NUMBER ONE, 'Viva La Vida' skyrocketing to the top ahead of Bonnie Prince Hat, "The award for the Best Liar goes to YOU!", PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK, Bonnie Prince Gawky, Little Miss Odourless, "Sitting on the fence-ah!", Theme From Small Child, Lady Came From Gwynedd, "But I don't even... CAY-AH-HAAAARE!!!". Reggie has decided that he now likes "No Air", you'll be delighted to find. Entirely coincidentally, "No Air" has just been added to the Radio 1 playlist.

Lots of new entries this week, and they're all shit. In full: Bussa Buss and Chessa Chess are at 14, It's Only The Bladdy Jonas Brothers Gor Blimey Guvverner at 16, Billiam (the new face of Boybanding) at 23, A Personal Journey Through Chad Kroeger's Memory With Chad Kroeger at 29, Cage The Elephant (imagine if The Script were from California - no, really!!!) at 32, and Weezer Know The Internet at 40.

You want albums? Coldplay do the one-two with the singles and albums, and come Thursday that'll be the case in the US too (unless it's already out and being outsold by My Morning Jacket). Darren Styles is the highest new entry at number four, to the complete and utter befuddlement of Fearne & Reggie ("Maybe people wanna have a dance to it?... Why?"). Feeder at 8, Sara "Double" Bareilles at 9. Things get odder past this point - Fleet Foxes at 11, Dennis Wilson at 16, Petula Clark at 17, The Music at 19, Weezer's Pinky-Reddy Album at 21, Judas Priest at 30, Th'Offspring at 39.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 June 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

"Dennis Wilson at 16"

Woah!

Raw Patrick, Monday, 23 June 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago)

Skydivin': this week's The BBC Man Is Not Giving The Actual IRL Public What They Want signifier. Happy Hardcore seven places above megahyped old people's music Fleet Foxes GRANDAD REITH WAKE UP!

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 23 June 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago)

"There's a new music that's taking over our country and it's called HAPPY HARDCORE!"

mike t-diva, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY HARDCORE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dad Rock any day

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

If only Breeze were here to share in the joy.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

"Good music is supposed to be pretty and soothing."

mike t-diva, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

I like to think there's room for both, really, but not in the sense of Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder living inside a piano.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

NE-YO AT NUMBER ONE <3

lex pretend, Sunday, 29 June 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

Yup, holy crumbs and holy crikey, Ne-Yo's solved that whole "who would want to be king?" problem Coldplay were having and nabbed his second number one in the process. Back-to-back Broon, "No Air" at 3 and "Forever" at 4, with the not-exactly-explicable popularity of "Take A Bow" continuing an der funf. Then Bareilles, Cilmi, Tings, Duffy and - oh dear - that Linkin Park/Busta Rhymes monstrosity.

Highest new entry is, somehow, Ironik at 11, with Glasvegas another five places behind (the Jonases have advanced to 13, having sprayed the seed of Camp Rock all over the Billboard 100 this week). "Elevator" has climbed to 20, with "Shut Up and Let Me Go" rebounding to 24. Mariah's "Bye Bye" may be a new entry at 30, I cannot sa, but there's a shedload behind it: MGMT at 31, Freemasons at 34, Courteeners at 35 and Black Kids at 36.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 June 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

This is not going to go down well around this parts, but Gabriella Cilmi's next single "Don't Wanna Go To Bed Now" is a #1 single about to happen and the best Xenomania song since Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "If You Go", i.e. better than everything off "Tangled Up" by a bloody mile.

edwardo, Monday, 30 June 2008 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

Astonishingly (or not), Dizzee's number one in the midweeks...

2 Ne-Yo
3 Basshunter
4 Jordin & Chris THREE PLACES TOO LOW
5 Cold Plays
6 Ironik
7 Chris Brown sans Jordin
8 Rihanna
9 Sara B
10 Gabriela Clamup

New entries into the top ten album midweeks: Seth Lakeman (6), My Chemical Romance (9) and the Subways (10).

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 4 July 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago)

Astonishingly (or not), Dizzee's number one in the midweeks...

ugh with such a dreadful, piss-weak track as well. calvin harris needs to die

lex pretend, Friday, 4 July 2008 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

This is not going to go down well around this parts, but Gabriella Cilmi's next single "Don't Wanna Go To Bed Now" is a #1 single about to happen and the best Xenomania song since Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "If You Go", i.e. better than everything off "Tangled Up" by a bloody mile.

-- edwardo, Monday, 30 June 2008 01:03 (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Gabriella Climi is getting a big push off a mobile phone ad as wel

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 4 July 2008 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

brain hears 'Dance With Me' but then it switches into Jolly Music's 'Radio Jolly' or (if this is the one that samples Mohawks 'The Champ') Clockwork Voodoo Freaks 'Deaf Mick's Throwdown' from this

blueski, Friday, 4 July 2008 12:16 (sixteen years ago)

Clockwork Voodoo Freaks 'Deaf Mick's Throwdown' <<< love this track. I've got it on the unmixed vinyl of The Document.

Raw Patrick, Friday, 4 July 2008 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

were they Hardfloor in disguise? Discogs doesn't know

blueski, Friday, 4 July 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

Dunno.

Raw Patrick, Friday, 4 July 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

it was either that or Hardfloor ended up making a carbon copy of it as Dadamnphreaknoizephunk.

But back to the present, only 6 weeks to go until Snore Patrol's 'Chasing Cars' clocks up 100 consecutive weeks in the top 100. WHO'S PSYCHED?

blueski, Friday, 4 July 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

Still got another 23 weeks to go if it wants to get past Big Frank.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 4 July 2008 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

Also, 17 of those weeks have been spent in the 76-100 section and Guinness only recognises the Top 75 so there's a reprieve of sorts.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 4 July 2008 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

Dizz hangs on to become the second UK rapper to have a number one single this year. Mark B & Blade for Christmas number one, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. The interview on the top 40 show was basically Dizzee and Chrome yelling. It were great. Ne-Yo moves aside but heads Basshunter at 3. No Air and Forever's double act continues at 4 and 5, with the mind-boggling mess of Stay With Me climbing to 6, then ClodRiGabCobblers.

Beyond thaaat... Shut Up And Let Me Go and Give It To Me make their first impressions on the top 20 at 15 and 18 respectively, Ummgummt and Freemasons climb to 22 and 23, No Substitute Love debuts at 30, and Nine'y Nine Problems re-enters at 35.

Coldplay still rule the albums. Seth Lakeman is highest new entry at 8, MCR LIVE LIVE LIVE at 12, An Eddy Grant Best Of at 14, Subways at 17, Dirty Pretty Things at 35 (yowch), G-Unit 39. Multiple albums have big rebounds, so I'm guessing there's a sale on somewhere.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 6 July 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

More likely it's Glastonbury.

Billy Dods, Sunday, 6 July 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

Or that, yes.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 6 July 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

Hova not achieving Oasis-style lower half of singles chart domination shocker

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

neither did Oasis, by the looks of things.

Mark G, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

Since we've reached the stage where massive drops after the first week are once again the exception rather than the norm, it's worth pointing out that The Most Important Rock Band Of The Twenty-First Century (If You're Alan McGee)'s "Geraldine" has plummeted from 16 to 42. How very 2002!

mike t-diva, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, I noticed that.

Mark G, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

I stared in total bafflement for fully five minutes at HMV's "chart" on Saturday working out how the hell "Geraldine" could be at number two.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

Hova not achieving Oasis-style lower half of singles chart domination shocker.

Let's hear it for plucky little "Hard Knock Life", which creeps in at #99. "Numb/Encore" is 45 up from 64, and there's a mini-bounce for "Umbrella".

Other Glastonbury beneficiaries, and it has to be said that none of them are spectacular:

22(31) MGMT "Electric Feel", 60(100) "Time To Pretend". Not spectacular, but neither are MGMT on stage.

50(81) Elbow "One Day Like This", benefitting from the Sunset Slot and a sort of X-Factor-winner-style transient lyrical appropriateness. (Do tents come with curtains these days?)

54(-) Goldfrapp "Caravan Girl"

95(169) Vampire Weekend "A-Punk", although "Oxford Comma" only bumps up one place at 55.

58(119) The Verve "Bittersweet Symphony". Having witnessed them murder it at Nottingham Arena last year, I can no longer derive a single scrap of enjoyment from this.

63(91) Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline". Did Glastonbury do the whole "WOH WOH WOH" / "SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!" / "WHO THE F**K IS CAROLINE?" call and response thing, as has become customary with ND's regular crowd?

64(143) Kings Of Leon "Fans".

No Glasto fairy dust for Black Kids, as the admittedly shoddy "Hurricane Jane" drops 7 (WHY do people still think that hiring Bernard Butler is in any way a good idea?) and "INGTYBHTDWY" jumps a mere 12. Having seen a bit of them looking all out of their depth on the telly, I can see why this would be so.

89(178) Hot Chip "Ready For The Floor". FWIW, friends of mine who went said that Hot Chip and Jay-Z were the best acts of the weekend.

Album beneficiaries: Ting Tings up 5, Winehouse up 6, Neil Diamond "Best Of" up 6, Eddy Grant "best of" straight in at 14 (RESULT!), Vampire Weekend up 12, The Subways straight in at 17, MGMT up 13, Elbow up 37!!!, Kings Of Leon up 41, Wombats up 28, Last Shadow Puppets up a massive 65.... but nothing from Jay-Z anywhere in the Top 100.

mike t-diva, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago)

so the british public are rewarding three of jay-z's worst singles? and only getting dizz to no 1 with the first dreadful single of his career? even when they come round to great artists they still get an EPIC FAIL.

lex pretend, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago)

'spect when they get round to 'issuing' his version of the Ting's "name" you will be soo happy, right?

Mark G, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago)

Eddy Grant > any other fucking bullshit in the charts

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

Jay-Z needs to turn his most political song into a jingle for a drinkable yoghurt range, then maybe I'll give a shit

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

"I got 99 problems but a britvic aint one (hit me..)"

(I know, I know)

Mark G, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:09 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks:

1. Dizzee Sellout
2. Basshunter
3. Ne-Yo
4. Disappointly, "No Air" despite actually having come out as a terrestrial CD single this week; I thought it might have done an about turn so this'll be another "Hey Ya!"/"Un-Break My Heart"/"1 Thing" situation.
5. Elton John and LeAnn Rimes DJ Ironik
6. Kid Rock BE VERY AFRAID (what, with all those promo copies I saw in abundance on the charity shop circuit last weekend?)
7. Chris Brown
8. Gabriela Climbevrimountain
9. Rihanna in a "Hips Don't Lie"-type situation
10. Cold and his Plays

Meanwhile, in the albums, the underwhelming Black Kids album shoots in at number four (I listened to the playback on XFM the other night and their pick of Orange Juice's "Rip It Up" kind of put the entire album to shame) and inexplicably the supradreary new Beck album Scientology Don't Don't Do It is at number five.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 July 2008 08:53 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, I was struggling to enjoy that new Beck album only yesterday. Didn't make it beyond about 2/3rds of the way in.

Staggered by the #4 placing for the Black Kids. I'm awfully fond of them (you couldn't see them live and not be), but still subscribe to the "too much too soon" verdict.

Still not feeling "No Air".

mike t-diva, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago)

As with White Denim I suspect Black Kids will be approx 10000000000 times better live than on record.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:34 (sixteen years ago)

They've been fucking useless on all their their UK TV appearances.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago)

Also, Bernard Butler can't produce at all.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, the best Libertines tracks were the ones he produced.

Unless that just means Mick Jones was/is worse.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

xpost: It was kind of agonising, watching all the dazed, shining-eyed punters queueing up after the White Denim show to buy a copy of the wholly unrepresentative album from the bass player. I had to restrain myself from issuing an Awful Warning.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago)

ha, I know it doesn't belong here.

Actually, no I'll put this tale on the JPeel thread...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 July 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

A Star Is (still) Diz (and Calv and Chro), with Basshunter and "I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew" climbing over Ne-Yo to get to numbers two and three respectively. Angels continue to wait for a moment at number five, with Kid Rock - KID ROCK, FOR FUCK'S SAKES - getting his first ever UK top ten at 6. FYI, "Sweet Home Alabama" itself peaked at 31, but has been knocking about the top 100 on downloads for a fair amount of this year... Then it's Chris and Gabz and Ri and, unaccountably, Busta & Linkin Park, somehow taking the concept of "Give It To Me" and making it even worse.

Madonna's "Give It 2 Me" (completely different thing, of course) is at 17, one ahead of Nickelback's second top 20 hit of 2008. No, really. Better still, "Low" climbs back up 6 to 22. A thin week for newies - Kooks at 25 (ooh, it's dreadful), Sharleen Spiteri at 26 (ooh, it's reasonable) and The Last Shadow Puppets at 30 (ooh, I bought this album and have no idea why).

Clodagh Playas still atop the albums. Black Kids go in at 5, one ahead of the remarkably durable Darren Styles. Beck enters at 9, one behind the depressingly durable Nickelback. At 11, Neil Diamond's Home Before Dark departs the top ten for the first time since its release, if I'm not mistaken. Mamma Mia! prompts a sudden resurgence for ABBA Gold at 12, one ahead of Scooter, and the actual OST of Mamma Mia! is new at 35. Something must have happened last week for The Last Shadow Puppets to have climbed from 40 to 15 (not to mention Cilmi going from 34 to 20), but I genuinely can't think what.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

Last Shadow Puppets were on Jonathan Ross last week, I think. Is that enough for a 25 place bump?

I've only heard two of the songs in that chart rundown, I must be skimping on the music TV channel hopping. Although I have somehow heard Scouting for Girls about twenty times this weekend, and still can't tell their songs apart.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

Does anyone know why "About You Now" has suddenly roared back in at #47?

At the lower end of the album chart I note the appearance of nineties nostalgia acts Tricky at 63 and UNKLE at 70.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 14 July 2008 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

I was earworming "About You Now" quite a lot last week, but haven't a clue as to why. Has it been on a telly advert?

mike t-diva, Monday, 14 July 2008 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

It was tearily sung at Max's funeral on Hollyoaks last week. Dunno if that would account for the boost.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 14 July 2008 09:10 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks:

1 Mail on Sunday-promoting McFly straight in. For the radio, you understand.
2 Dizzee In A Cage
3 Kid Rock SOMEBODY STOP THIS NOW
4 Basshunter
5 Jordan n' Chris
6 Madonna I AM NOT CONVINCED
7 Ne-Yo
8 DJ Westlife In By The Back Door How Ironik
9 Chris Brown
10 Busta n' Linkin

Meanwhile, in the albums, three albums have SENSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIONALLY SLAM DUNKED THEIR WAY INTO THE TOP THREE WITHIN THE LAST 72 HOURS
(a reminder of when Mark Radcliffe was still moderately funny)

At number three, hold steady, 50 Quid Man, it's the 1974-style pub rock of the Hold Steady!

At number two it's the first solo outing by sultry ex-Texas vamp Senga McGillicuddy, whoops Sharleen Spiteri, which currently is only 26 COPIES BEHIND the number one, which is:

BASSHUNTER!
(Note: not all "Happy Hardcore" is good)

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

Dizzee hangs on! McFly can only make runner-up spot, giving "Dance Wiv Me" three weeks atop the charts. Kid Rock climbs to three, ahead of Emo Swede House, Jord'n'Chris, Ne-Yo, World's Groin-Thrustingest 50-Year-Old, "Real lyrics!", "You're not adorable" and "Isslike Iuhuhuh!"

Only noteworthy happening in the 11-20s is "Low" somehow continuing to rebound (it's at 19 now). The Cockamamie Gobshite Brothers are at 24, Usher's Second Single Off This Album is at 35. Aside from that, it's a remarkably static, backlogged landscape, i.e. Annie never really stood a chance. I unfortunately ran out of patience trying to compare how many actual top 40 singles there have been this year compared to this point last year, but I'd bet it's a fairly big decrease.

In the albums, Basshunter deposes Coldplay, with Sharleen coming in third. ABBA Gold continues to climb - now up to 5 - and Some Billy Joel Compilation Or Other re-enters at 9. The Hold Steady's surprise appearance on Sky News is enough to get them to 15, the Mamma Mia! OST climbs to 19. Nas is new at 23, with re-entries for Adele at 32, Weezy at 35 and Pendulum at 38.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 20 July 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

Only noteworthy happening in the 11-20s is "Low" somehow continuing to rebound (it's at 19 now)

i am ~almost~ sick of this now, my hip-hop dance tutor has played it at every class for months now, but it came on my ipod today and i was all APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR and it was all ok again. she better play the new ciara single at the next class though

lex pretend, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks - can you tell who's missing?

1 Dizzee
2 Kid Rock NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IN ONE WEEK
3 Jordin/Chris
4 Basshunter
5 Ne-Yo
6 Ting Tings
7 DJ Ironik
8 Gabriela Climbingupagain
9 Madonna
10 Rihanna

The answer is McFly, who have plummeted from 2 to 17 and that I think will have firmly taught them not to try it.

Meanwhile, in the album chart, the exciting new album by Scots country dance band Primal Scream enters at number seven, and at number nine...

THE BEST OF THE FRIGGING BACHELORS?????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

The plummet presumably because of the free Daily Mail CD.

Still, as far as history goes, it got to number one.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:28 (sixteen years ago)

.. and seeing as how the album is being released 'properly' in September, with bonus DVD and packaging, we shall see what kind of market model they are attempting and how successful it is.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago)

Except it didn't get to number one. That was the whole point.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah.

I guess there was so much "Number one hit" hype about it, I'd defaulted to thinking it was.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago)

The Bachelors are featured on the next Capital Gold "From The Bottom To The Top" so clearly they're out there somewhere pushing their stuff...

2for25, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:03 (sixteen years ago)

Peter Noone was on recently plugging the current Herman's Hermits greatest hits - I don't know how you can have a Herman's Hermits greatest hits and not include "East West" (their best song) but this is one...

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago)

The TV ad was on, Amber and Alice were all "you are kidding, right?"

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago)

I've not seen the ad (if it's for the Bachelors comp) though I note they are now rather sadly billing themselves as "The Original Irish Boy Band."

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:13 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, should have said, the Hermits one.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:15 (sixteen years ago)

Note: McFly's double A-side, "Baby's Coming Back/Transylvania", holds the record for biggest drop from number 1, falling to number 20 in its second week on the chart. They are very much a fanbase kind of act - the fanbase will buy it in the week of release, usually in great enough numbers to have it challenging for number one, but their appeal beyond said fanbase isn't great enough to sustain more than a week at that level, and the song will usually be out of the top ten inside a fortnight. In the fairly closed shop that the top 40 has become this year, that trend will probably only be exacerbated.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:44 (sixteen years ago)

Which makes the lyrical content of "One for the Radio" even more confusing, really.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

they are the 00s Morrissey or Iron Maiden

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago)

IIRC "Transylvania" was surprisingly non-shite

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

Which Basshunter track is charting over there?

Tim F, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

"Song for the Radio" is OK, too.

Maybe that's why it only fell to number 17.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

Tim, all of them

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

That's number 17 mid-week, tho - if anything, it'll most likely lose further ground as the week goes on, putting it mid-20s at best by Sunday.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

There is that, yes.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

I liked the hard-schaffel Basshunter track that was rereleased in English a few months ago over here.

Tim F, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

Would that be "Now You're Gone", i.e. the one that is basically "Boten Anna" but with the lyrics no longer being about a chatbot and the video no longer featuring Basshunter riding about in a pedalo and a Mini Moke?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

kill the fool

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

The orig version of "Boten Anna" is on his CD I am happy to report. No pedalo tho' :(

Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

"The Original Irish Boy Band"

I am now going to google Foster & Allen and see what they've been up to lately.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.cmrrecords.ie/images/F&ASongsOfLove.jpg

That's my curiosity satisfied, then.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

Would the Songs of "Laughter" perchance include "Delaney's Donkey" and/or "Paddy McGinty's Goat"?

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

I do hope you're not suggesting that the two concepts need splitting up over two CDs, and are not capable of living side by side in harmony on the same disc? Foster and Allen certainly do not subscribe to that kind of narrow-minded thinking.

(Delaney's Donkey is track 16, CD1)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

That'll be the "Love" CD then...

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

Disc: 1
1. True Love Ways
2. I Just Can't Help Believing
3. Seven Old Ladies
4. All I Have To Do Is Dream
5. Sweet Sixteen
6. Oldest Swinger In Town
7. Little Old Wine Drinker Me
8. Help Me Make It Through The Night
9. Love Is Pleasing
10. I Guess I'm Crazy
11. Love Thee Dearest Love Thee
12. Tourist's Prayer
13. Maria's Heading Out To California
14. Blue Side Of Lonesome
15. Gentle Mother
16. Delaney's Donkey
17. She Wears My Ring
18. If I Were A Blackbird
19. Ninety Years Old
20. Crying My Heart Out Over You

Disc: 2
1. Under The Bridges Of Paris
2. It Doesn't Matter Anymore
3. The Gas Face
4. Let It Be Me
5. Fool Such As I
6. Winning Dream
7. Sermon
8. Mary In The Morning
9. Lassie Come And Dance With Me
10. Portrait Of My Life
11. Gypsy Woman
12. And I Love You So
13. Mary Mack
14. He Stopped Loving Her Today
15. Effin Bee
16. Don't Let Me Cross Over
17. Green Willow
18. Candle And Wine
19. Daniel O'Connell
20. Life In The Old Dog Yet

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

Lassie Come And Dance With Me

... (nah)

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

and yet, no "Alone again, naturally"... BUT THEY HAVE DONE.....

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

Where is "My Lovely Horse" band?

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

Four weeks for Man in Bar, then Man in Hat, "No Air", Man in Hat, Man in Porn, Man in Sunglasses, Man in Cargo Net, Man in Hospital, Man in Award Ceremony for Best Liar, and Madonna.

Below that: there is no reason for "Black & Gold" to be at number 11, but, well, there it is; even less reason for Noah & The Whale to be at number 14, but, well, there they are; Ida Maria is new at 18; McFly fall to 21 from 2; The Script are at 30, somehow; and Ultrabeat & Darren Styles are at 31.

Coldplay are New Top Attacking Formation in the albums. ABBA Gold, however, has climbed to number two. Definitely Top Top Bachelors at 7, Primal Scream Silence The Doubters at 9, the Jordin Sparks album is at 18, and Your Ser Sexy Is Cancelled at 32.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 July 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

BBC News man knows score

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

not coincidentally those are like the five best songs in the chart! ok maybe not 'love in this club'.

(fyi for the first time since i started going, lil' j DIDN'T play 'low' at hip-hop class. she didn't play ciara either but that's cuz it was dancehall week and it was totally awesome anyway esp 'pon di river, pon di bank')

lex pretend, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

and she played kat deluna!!! how 'run the show' did not take over the charts this summer is a total mystery to me. i say no-o-o, if u wanna take it slow-ow-ow

lex pretend, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

I am sure that the BBC, mindful of its publicly-funded status, will impose an immediate and comprehensive ban on all songs utilising product placement in their lyrics.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

.. especially the rap ones.

Mark G, Monday, 28 July 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

Yes obviously the marketing men at Rolex, after months scratching their heads to think of ways to make their product even more desirable to people with too much money, suddenly hit upon the brilliant idea of getting a semi washed-up grime MC most people had never heard of to put the word 'Rolex' in his song on the offchance that he would have a massive hit against all odds. That's certainly the market they're going for.

Matt DC, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

joke all u want but the estate of robert bunsen never got a penny out of that cunt john otway

blueski, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDWEEKS

1 Kid Rock FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE BRITISH SCUM PUBLIC
2 Dizzee who according to this morning's Metro - yes, I know - "had to change my style from grime because the record company wanted a more commercial me."
3 THE SCRIPT - latest useless Brit School wasters SHIP TO IRAQ AND SEND DERMOT O'LEARY WITH THEM
4 Jordin/Chris
5 Ne-Yo
6 Basshunter
7 NAFFAYN SHWIEEEEAAAATTT ABOWWWWWT MEEEE and her new single's even worse
8 Ting Tings
9 Saturdays (i.e. THE YAZOO ONE)
10 DJ Ironik

New in the albums: Kid Cunting Rock at 6, Nine Inch Nails at 9 and Alice Cooper at 15.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago)

Whatever happened to Johnny Rubbish?

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

jesus christ the script in the top 3?! and i guess i have to pay attention to the saturdays now? ugh who knew the market for girls aloud demos was so strong (huh, not if it's annie doing them i guess). i actually feel a bit sorry for jordin&chris and ne-yo, marooned in the middle of all that crap!

there is so much amazing music being made this year, WHERE IS IT.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago)

boggles the mind that kid rock is only the third worst song in there :/

lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago)

Basshunter and Ironik, right?

ledge, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:09 (sixteen years ago)

Kid Rock/Dizzee Rascal hook-up clearly the sound of summer 09.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago)

The answer is: blow up Radio 2 and Fifty Quid Man.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:11 (sixteen years ago)

Script are Brit School? I just thought they were Rent-an-Irish.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:11 (sixteen years ago)

I find their Wikipedia history very difficult to believe.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:14 (sixteen years ago)

No, I can totally buy that they've been record of the week twice on some GCap Media networked thing. They do very much seem (and sound) like the kind of band formed specifically to soundtrack adverts for Subaru.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:24 (sixteen years ago)

I was thinking more of the Jerkins/Neptunes/"Reilly"/Austin bit.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

Giggs' "Walk In Da Park" must be the next #1 come on people let's make this happen!

2for25, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:26 (sixteen years ago)

Because Pharrell Williams has shown such fantastic taste in British music so far? xp

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, "Walk In Da Park" - out next Monday, let's get together on this one and give Cameronite Rock the middle finger!

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago)

I was thinking more of the Jerkins/Neptunes/"Reilly"/Austin bit.

Perhaps they've confused producers with engineers...

Because Pharrell Williams has shown such fantastic taste in British music so far?

Think you'll find the video for "She Wants To Move" predicted Alesha Dixon's Strictly Come Dancing triumph a good two or three years before it happened. He's got his finger on pulses that ain't even been invented yet.

Plus also The Script are IRISH. They are the Irishest Irishes that ever did Irish.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

Tell that to top ten album chart stars the Bachelors.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:56 (sixteen years ago)

Or B*Witched. The video for C'est La Vie was once described as "couldn't be more Irish if it was filmed on a farm."

aldo, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago)

that Ian Paisley cameo didn't help

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:52 (sixteen years ago)

The Now series is doing well out've the increasing difficulty of finding hard-copy singles. NOW 70 has sold more copies in a week than any other compilation in chart history (over 350,000 physical).

Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Kid Rock wins, deposing Diz after four weeks. De Feckin' Script Begorrah Yeh Bollix bring pain in the way that only the Irish are capable of bringing pain at 3, ahead of Katy Sodding Perry at 4. I know I wanted a bit of upheaval in the chart, but could it not have been less... shit? Jor'in & Doublemint at 5, then Ne-Yo and Basshunter followed by AN ACTUAL PROPER NEW ENTRY (Katy Perry doesn't count cos she was... number 139 last week) - The Saturdays, with the most Swedish-sounding top 10 single since "Cry for You". Then Shaddap Your Letmego, with Noah & the Whale helping Laura Marling's Mercury chances no end at 10.

Below that - did I mention "Hometown Glory" was number 19 for some reason last week? Cos it was - Ultrabeat & Styles climbed to 23, with Honey Ryder (Youtube tags include Evanescence, Madonna and Annie Lennox - anyone remember Ana Johnsson's "We Are" from however many years ago now?) new at 32, and Kylie's "The One" at 36. Just outside the top 40 are The Stiff Dylans, who were apparently put together for Dom's opus Girls? Socks? Buh?, and ooh do they ever sound like it. Bodies Without Organs are at 69 with their rejected Melodifestivalen entry, which I think tops most of this year's actual Eurovision entries.

ABBA Gold, 16 years after its original release, is atop the album chart again, which the Beeb reckon makes it the oldest album to have topped the UK chart. Kid Rock's album climbs from 145 to 4 (whoever thought our little ol' chart dealt with such big numbers, eh?), with NIN new at 25, Alice Cooper at 31 and Ida Maria at 39. Scars on Broadway (apparently it's SOAD without Serj Tankian) just miss the top 40 at 41.

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William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, and in a fit of not-spotting, "Disturbia" has breached the 40 at 34. McFly have fallen to 46 this week.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

A week of national mourning has now officially begun.

I suspect Katy P will almost certainly take over at the top next week and while that's nobody's idea of fun it's got to be preferable to what is now officially the worst number one single ever.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

the kid rock song is bad but it's no way as actively annoying as katy perry, or indeed the ting tings - jesus christ we live in a country where kid rock will only be 3rd worst no 1 of the year :o

hey TINCHY STRYDER is at no 74 :D

lex pretend, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

also the saturdays are terrible

lex pretend, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

"The One" by Kylie, released as a single 12 months too late.

Good to see Primal Scream doing a McFly-style fall from 9 to 32, though.

Looking forward to the DJ Khaled vs Young Jeezy battle for the number one slot circa October...

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

Not heard the Kid Rock or Katy Perry but they would have to be REALLY bad to be worse than the Ting Tings

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

katy perry just might be.

actually...actually, thinking about it, no, no she's not. her song could be tolerable if it had a different singer/lyrics, the ting tings...never.

lex pretend, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

where is the best place to see a list of all songs released (inc digitally) every Monday (without paying £87485739 to subscribe to Music Week)?

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

there's only been one decent #1 this year. there's a few meh others I don't mind but i think Basshunter might be my most hated.

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

in order:

estelle
ne-yo
madge
rihanna
--------the divide between ok and not ok-------------
duffy
dizz
coldplay
basshunter
mint royale
kid rock
ting tings

oh, britain :(

lex pretend, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

US has fewer #1s so the ratio of OK-good tracks is about the same for me

Flo Rida - Low
Usher - Love In This Club
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (went back to the top twice)
Mariah Carey - Touch My Body
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
Coldplay - Viva La Vida*
Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl*

* 2 rock #1s in a row on the Hot 100 - when did that last happen?

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

so Kid Rock is #1 here but wasn't in the US o_O (you expect this with Madonna but hardly anyone else)

Canada
Timbaland ft OneRepublican - Apologize
Flo Rida - Low (8 weeks)
Sara Bareilles - Love Song
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
Madonna - 4 Minutes (9 weeks non-consec)
Rihanna - Take A Bow
Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl (now in it's 8th week at the top)

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

France

Fatal Bazooka ft. Yelle and Christelle - 'Parle À Ma Main'
Sheryfa Luna - 'Il Avait Les Mots'
Leona Lewis - 'Bleeding Love'
M. Pokora ft. Timbaland and Sebastian - 'Dangerous'
Laurent Wolf - 'No Stress'
Ch'Ti DJ - 'Hé, Biloute! Monte L'son! Hein!'
Enrique Iglesias - 'Tired Of Being Sorry' (11 weeks!)
William Baldé - 'Rayon De Soleil'

Jeff W, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

is Fatal Bazooka bisexual?

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

stryderman is out today on physicals. top 40 plz.

danzig, Monday, 4 August 2008 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

Kid Rock's reign lasts a whole week, cos he's been displaced by "Oy Kessed Uh Gorl". 2008 - what a year for chart-toppers it has been. Then Dizzee, The Script and The Verve. Then Jor'in, The Cast of The Darjeeling Limited, Hat, "Disturbia", and Basshunter.

Nothing of interest happens in the rest of the top 20. Nelly is new-ish at 23, "Rockstar" (apparently thanks to the DFS ad) resurfaces at 27, and Cascada's version of "Because The Night" is at 28. Spoon, Harris & Obernik are new at 34 (Spoon is a dance producer, not the band).

ABBA Gold is still at the top of the albums. Natty is new at 21. Conor Oberst is at 37.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 10 August 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

Is that Spoon from Jam and Spoon?

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 10 August 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

No, apparently he died in 2006.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 10 August 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

RIP

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 10 August 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

Dave Spoon no?

blueski, Sunday, 10 August 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

Katy Perry is only #1 because of the title right? i can't quite believe there could be other reasons. without even hearing the (bad) song i instantly thought it was a vaguely good thing for a song with that title to be a hit (even now), but otoh delete charts.

blueski, Sunday, 10 August 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

It's corny as hell. And Cathy Dennis apparently.

Mark G, Monday, 11 August 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago)

first time in ages that there hasn't been even one half-decent song in the top 5 :(

stryderman is out today on physicals. top 40 plz.

it climbed...to no 73 :(((

lex pretend, Monday, 11 August 2008 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

"Welcome to 1973" midweeks:

1 KATE PERRY
2 VERVE
3 KID ROCK
4 THE SCRIPT
5 DIZZEE
6 RIHANNA
7 JORDIN SPARKS
8 NOAH & THE WHALE
9 NEW MADCON
10 COLDPLAY

ALBUMS
1 NEW THE SCRIPT
3 NEW NOAH & THE WHALE
10 NEW JANE McDONALD
13 NEW LEVELLERS

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

2 VERVE

^^^As bad as this is, I'd lol if it got to #1

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 11:55 (sixteen years ago)

why are people going gaga for Madcon when they roundly ignored the infinitely better Pilooski re-edit? To be fair, it did get to #32, which is by the way where Solange seems to be heading according to midweeks.

danzig, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 12:43 (sixteen years ago)

they're using the lame freemasons remix of solange as the single though. not that the original is particularly representative of (or a standout on) the pretty awesome album ('sandcastle disco' already ffs!)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

THE BEST OF THE FRIGGING BACHELORS?????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!

I noticed this the other day. What in blue blazes??!?? The world has gone insane.

Tom D., Wednesday, 13 August 2008 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

Power of TV innit.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

With a chart like this I totally agree with what Lex said on LJ re. WTF Is Wrong With British Record Buyers.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

People waiting for the chart to get better - keep waiting. Unchanged top two, Script & Verve move up one each at Dizz's expense. Disturbia at 6, Madcon's "version" of "Beggin'" debuts at 7, then NoAir-Noah-Coldplay failing to provide a neat way to round that run off.

Bloc Party debut at 16, "Body On Me" moves up to 17. Ida Maria is now knocking on the door of the top 10 at 13. Little Jackie debut at 26, one spot ahead of Solange, who is in turn one ahead of Keane. "Baditude" climbs to 29. Taio Cruz is new at 32, one ahead of the entirely necessary re-entry of "We Cry". Why was that entirely necessary? Well...

Jaysis The Script are top of the albums. Noah & The Whale at 5, Jane McDonald at 7, Levellers at 24, Late Of The Pier at 28.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 18 August 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

Late Of The Pier at 28

Highest chart placing for a Nottingham (OK, OK, Castle Donington) act in a very long time indeed (since we couldn't altogether claim H "two" O as one of our own).

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 August 2008 07:08 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks:

1 KATE PERRY
2 SCRIPT
3 KID ROCK
4 RIHANNA
5 MADCON
6 VERVE
7 DIZZEE
8 NOAH & THE WHALE
9 JORDIN SPARKS
10 COLDPLAY

18 (28) KEANE
19 NEW BIFFY CLYRO

In the albums, Damon's Monkey thing is in at 5 and Black Stone Cherry at 9.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

Zzzz unto the joy fantastic - three weeks for Farmer Giles. Nobody Knows The Trouble We've Seen, To Be Sure switches slots with Jimmy Motherf***in' Buffett, then Dum Dum De-Dum Dum Dum De Dum Dum, Bomfunk MCS - The College Years, Filthy Betraying Judas Bastard ft. Calvin Harris, The Thrilling Relevance of William Blake, The Cast of The Archers, A Man Walks Into A Bar And Goes "NO-OHHH", and the first ever top 10 single for Biffy Clyro, so well done to them, even if it's kinda piss.

Speaking of which, The Automatic's bid to not get dropped before their third album begins at 16. The quietly excellent Taio Cruz single climbs to 20, with the increasingly less excellent Little Jackie single in its slipstream at 21. Two-place climbs ahoy for Keane (26), "You Don't Have To Be A Rockstar To Afford The Bank Holiday Bargains At DFS" (29) and The Script Totally Feel Women's Pain (31). A swathe of new entries might (won't) keep things interesting - Gabriela Cilmi revives the Attitude Era (33), Alphabeat Girl takes her one dance move to 35, Metallica land an eight-minute whopper at 36, and J Majik & Wickaman probably won't be back again at 37.

What Are The Stars, Frankie? gets a second week atop the albums. Damon Albarn's Monkey lands at 5 (ft. "Ha Ha Ha Hugh Porter Ha Ha Ha", "Congratulations To Our Girls In The Yngling", and "Theme From Adrian Chiles Doesn't Know About You, But He's Never Really Understood The Point Of Softball"), A Lynyrd Skynyrd Compilation is at 16 ("Sweet Home Alabama", btw, is at 48 in the singles chart), Black Stone Cherry (who they?) are at 23, and An ABBA Compilation That Isn't ABBA Gold is at 28.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

Black Stone Cherry are on Roadrunner Records, which tells you everything you need to know about them.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

the increasingly less excellent Little Jackie single

i know right, it's weird - when i first heard it i was like, hey, this is a great song, it'll probably grow on me more and more over the summer, and then it did exactly the opposite. don't think this is entirely because of the hatefulness of 'black barbie', either

lex pretend, Monday, 25 August 2008 08:44 (sixteen years ago)

It just suddenly rang incredibly hollow yesterday - it doesn't, like, change or anything. I hesistate to use the phrase "KFC advert", so I'll go for "not exactly Macy Gray" instead. I keep thinking back to those McKay and Fried albums that seemed to keep cropping up in the discount racks a couple years ago, and it's like, "Why are people buying this sort of thing now when it clearly isn't as good?" I mean, "Tell Him" and "Bluesin' It" play the same game and they bloody bury this.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 August 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago)

Similarly - Madcon - why now? Why not Pilooski last year? (The latter being promoted by the crack troops at 679 might be the answer there)

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 August 2008 09:12 (sixteen years ago)

I sitll love the Little Jackie song and hope it actually charts high to annoy people. All that having been said, it's not a patch on Ms Coppola's unfairly slept-on second single "I'm A Tree" from years ago.

edwardo, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

The midweeks:

1 Hope my boyfriend etc.
2 "Pjanoo" I Blame Ibiza
3 Rihanna + Autotune
4 Ver Script
5 Kid Rock Sucker Of Satan's Cock
6 Madcon what was wrong with the Timebox one for that matter?
7 Dizzee and Fun Boy 3
8 FUTURE OF MUSIC BIFFY CLYRO
9 Ah won't be the lonely wan/Sittin' on my ain an' saad/A fifty-year-old remanassan oan whit ah had EXECUTE NOW
10 Sun Sun Su-uh-un EXECUTE NOW

Oh and the new Weller single's in at 13.

MEGA-ALBUM BATTLE:

1 NEW VERVE
2 NEW SLIPKNOT
6 NEW EVA CASSIDY
8 NEW TEDDY THOMPSON
9 NEW DRAGONFORCE
10 NEW THE GAME
11 "NEW" MICHAEL JACKSON

WHO WILL WIN THIS BATTLE FOR THE EARTH'S SOUL?

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone fancy joining me in listening to this? You're currently missing Ida Maria at 31. Top 30 awaits! C'maawwwn!

... anyone?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

40 - Linkin Park And Busta HAVE MADE IT
39 - NEW - Ne-Yo
38 - J Majik & Wickaman
37 - We Cry, But Perhaps We Will Be Having A Drug
36 - er, I forget...
35 - Sam "2 for £10" Sparro
34 - Wa'ick Avenoo
33 - "TODAY'S OOZE OOH"
32 - "Stay-Ceee"
31 - "Whoa-oa-oah!"

And at 30 - Keane! Fearne/Reggie compare it to Duran Duran - I reckons it's a bit more "How To Be A Millionaire", personally, but never mind. In any case, this would be much, much better sung by M. Fry, T. Chaplin is fucking rubbish at sounding world-weary or cynical. I quite like the backing, though. I can picture this being played slightly too quietly at some kind of Party In The Park type shindig.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

The Saturdays! That's what was at 36. At 29, however, Take 1x Bow.

Fearne: "I think that song ["Spiralling"] will sort of split Keane fans."

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

WELLARRR is at 28 - NEW! - he is a legend, Fearne loves him. Reg is impressed that the album features members of OCS.

"Push It Along" is the tune.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

I am thinking it sounds sort of like the Kinks. What that means is that it sounds like something that is not The Kinks, but I'm kind of fumbling about for a comparison point. He sounds a bit Steve Winwood. So perhaps Traffic. Or The Small Faces. It's from the 1960s, let's put it that way, and it's kinda pretty good.

27 - Nelly and Akon and Ashanti and they skip all of them in favour of playing "Fo-evuhhhhhh", which is at 26. It's a better record, to be fair, it's just that it's kind of been on the chart for ages now. But, y'know, not complaining meself, just saying, y'know.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

They're also trying to interview Taio Cruz before they play his song at 25. He's not turned up yet. This is one of their more entertaining links, actually - Fearne is miffed. She is not going to offer him a cupcake.

This song is rather less interesting than it sounded last week, somehow. Hmm.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

Taio turns up late due to traffic but it's all love. He seems like a dead nice man.

Ironik is at 24. I still am not even remotely close to having any kind of handle on this song.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

Fearne: "Quick probably isn't your middle name, after that entrance..."

Taio: "That's right, ladies!"

They attempt to do quick-fire questions. It's much more entertaining than when they usually do it.

Biffy Clyro are contenders for number one, apparently. BIFFY FUCKING CLYRO.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, Miley Cyrus (REEEEEEEEEEEE-MIXXXXXXXX) is new at 23. "My best friend Leslie" just does not scan, does it? Neither does this re-wiring of the song. I do rather like her voice, but the production seems weirdly determined to turn this into a Shania Twain record. I can imagine her sounding a bit like Shania when she's older. Kelly Clarkson is preferable.

Taio is ranking the daytime DJs in sexy order. We can pass over this bit.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

22 is Basshunter. He is ignored in favour of Shaddap Your Let Me Go at 21. The lyric is "Fuck fear of living in regret", isn't it? How has that escaped the radio editors? Sack the board, etc.

It's a good song, but you know what's better? This! Completely unrelated, true, but bloody hell it's great. I had forgotten.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

20 is Schweedabowdmeeee, and the thought strikes that there's gonna be two Cilmi records in the top 20. Le sigh.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

This is comfortably the better of the two, though.

Shaun Wright-Phillips has scored two for Citeh this afternoon! Somehow this warms the cockles of my heart, as I've always had a soft spot for the wee feller. Then again, Citeh are owned by a man who basically appears to be a massively evil bastard nowadays, so giveth, taketh away etc.

I have no idea what this record at 19 is. The intro goes on a bit.

Sweet Jesus, it's Metallica!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

No, seriously - IT'S FUCKING METALLICA! It's not, like, good, exactly, but lumme - Metallica in the top 20!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

(even if they have actually had five top 10 hits in their time, and a further eight in the top twenty, and their most recent hit before this peaked at 16. But that was five years ago. Gabriela Cilmi hadn't even been born then, probably)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

"Give It To Me" (Madonna Edition) at 18. Rubbish.

Albums - JackoCassidyScriptSlipknot and at 1 - Thurr Vurrrrve. I do like the idea of these wee montage bits they put together for albums. The Weller one they had when he went top sounded excellent; the ones they've done for The Script and Big Dick Ashcroft, fairly terrible.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

Why doesn't the chart show play every song in the top 40 like they used to?

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

The Automatic at 17. ROCK DOES NOT STOP. Except for the fact that Ne-Yo is at 16. "Closer" still doesn't really live up to its intro, does it? Though today I'm listening to it at probably the loudest volume I've ever listened to it, and... it works much better. R&B's re-discovery of dance music really is one of the most welcome developments in recent pop, innit?

Alphabeat are now in the studio! Fearne/Reggie are still confused as to what "arty-farty love", as they have been on more or less every chart show I've heard them do since "10,000 Nights" charted.

The rain has kicked off again in Leeds, incidentally.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

They have features and album charts to wedge in, I guess. They do still play every record in the top 20, though, and they also play every new entry, so every song that enters the top 40 is played at least once during its time in the chart, back to how it was before Them Two Of Whom We Shall Never Speak Again.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

they should do what Brookes did in the late 80s and not play the fallin songs at the lower end (this was before they increased the show length by an hour obv)

R&B's re-discovery of dance music really is one of the most welcome developments in recent pop, innit?

i dunno, i kinda want stuff like 'we need a resolution' again now (both in terms of sophistication and syncopation). sometimes it almost feels like dumbing down by speeding up. not that a lot of these 4x4 rnb tunes aren't good tho.

blueski, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

Alphabeat is at 15, Jackie is at 14. Alphabeat have come across as being quite nice people. Fearne/Reggie are delighted that they're tidying up after themselves. It's a considerate thing to do!

At 13, Chris Martin Does Not Want Your Kiiiiiing-dom. They play a snatch of Little Jackie's Live Lounge cover of this beforehand. Imani Coppola forgets the words and starts shoo-be-dooing instead.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno, i kinda want stuff like 'we need a resolution' again now (both in terms of sophistication and syncopation). sometimes it almost feels like dumbing down by speeding up. not that a lot of these 4x4 rnb tunes aren't good tho.

This seems like a convenient moment to remind viewers that BBC 1Xtra Playlist, Issue Date: 22nd August 2008 is still open until Wednesday!

Glasvegas are your number 12. Big Chief Glasvegas reveals they're recording a Christmas album in Transylvania in phone interview. BCG doesn't seem like the kind of feller that enjoys phone interviews. You'd never have thought it, would you?

Anyway... I have kinda conflicted feelings about this song. The kind of conflicted feelings that, when expressed, will lead to people saying "No, Will, it's actually quite straightforward - They. Are. Shit."

There is much that is rubbish about this record - the near-Feeder-esque telegraphing of The Loud Bit, plus dude is basically the William McGonagall of the rock lyric game - but... I still actually really like it. Really I do.

Please do not hate me.

"No Ay-uh, Ay-uh, Ay-uh" is number 11. It still kills.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

Rainy day music par excellence. Nailed on top 10 of the year, possibly number one.

Wes Anderson Country are at 10. I'd like this song much more if it wasn't for his bloody voice.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

And the whistling. Were it not for the whistling, and his voice, and this basically being That Bloody Orange Ad Campaign in song form, then I get the feeling I'd rather like it.

Verve at 9. "Will these feet in modern times walk on soles that are made in China?" That's an opening statement. Insofaras it's the opening lines of the song.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

At 8, he's let the school down, he's let his family down, but most of all, he's let himself down - it's Dizzee. Ft. Calvin Harris and Chrome.

I think that, at the moment, I prefer this to the Sway single. Possibly. Though "I got more balls than Camelot" is a better line than anything in this song.

Actually, I'm not entirely sure. Can we agree that they're both better than "All Summer Long"? We can? Cool.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

And they're both better than Madcon, who are at number 7. Not that "Beggin" is terrible, but it's badly lacking any kind of heart or anything. Lovely hook - if only they'd had anything to do with it.

Still, their Norwegian-ness gives me an excuse to point out that the current Norwegian number one is really excellent. I get the feeling I may be slightly alone in thinking that, to be honest, but fuck y'all. And Kid Rock. Who is at number six.

This means Biffy Clyro have now got themselves a top five single, by the way.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

i guess if people say a band's name enough they can become popular

blueski, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

Number Five, to be precise. They play a clip of Annie Mac getting rather carried away when talking about Simon (the singer). Poetry, in the heather, etc. They ask the member of BC they have on the phone to complete the sentence "I hurt myself the most when..." He replies: "When I had to leave home" and a small part of everyone turns to mush.

Anyway - Biffy Clyro are at number five. The record itself is not amazing, or pretty good, though it does kinda flirt with being alright, but their success runs that contrary to the life-cycle of the way the British record industry works that I'm still pretty made up for them.

And now we're in the top 5, so tedious build-up to number one BEGINS.

The Script's "The King Of Passive Aggression (You Will Never Escape Me, Ever)" is at number four and is beyond fucking wretched and sweet fuck they had better not make it to a second album.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

(Yes, there is probably actually some horribly cynical Machiavellian shit going on behind Biffy's success and I am being hopelessly naive and such for thinking otherwise, but, well... I shall cling on)

Who is at number 3? It is Rihanna and her mechanical Oompa-Loompas.

Jesus, the crackle on her voice is harsh. It reminds me of chewing on jelly from the packet, for some reason - shiny, wobbly fluorescent cubes. That's how it's feeling in my ears. Weird.

Prydz or Perry for number one.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

It's Perry. At number one, that is.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

'Pjanoo' maybe one of the best entirely instrumental hits for some time (it's hardly amazing but i do like it).

blueski, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

it also answers the question i posed here earlier this year
Instrumental Top 20 Hits, 1988 - 2008

blueski, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

In summary - Prydz = nuts-and-bolts piano house, bit dull but in the context of the chart it's pretty alright I guess. Perry = rubbish sexual politics, shite bass, horrid voice, "You're my ixpirrimintil gayme" nononononono.

Nick Grimshaw will be interviewing N-Dubz and has been out with the police for a feature on binge drinking. They close the top 40 by playing the Friendly Fires single. Which starts quite well, then becomes less good once it moves into its second section. This sounds a bit like "Perfume (All On You)" as covered by Vampire Weekend. But not as good.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

Elsewhere in albums - The Game is at 9, one ahead of Ted Thompson. Guitar Hero stars Dragonforce have an album at 18. It is entitled Ultra Beatdown. I cannot quite stop making LOL about that.

The Best Of Shaggy is at 22. However, it is not entitled Ultra Beatdown.

Ultra Beatdown.

Ultra Beatdown, for pity's sakes.

I will not get over this for a while.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

and i bet it all sounds the same

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

This is the cover of Ultra Beatdown:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Dragonforce_-_Ultra_Beatdown.jpg

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

It's Sunday afternoon and I have many, many better things to do. Top 40 here we come!

40. SONNY J - Can't Stop Moving (NEW ENTRY)

AVERAGE! It's The Go! Team, if their music consisted of a man treading on a loop switch and not knowing how to turn it off.

QPR have gone 1-0 up on us. Dexter Blackstock. Inevitably.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

Argh.

39. BASSHUNTER - All I Ever Wanted

Rubbish. But somehow that's still better than "Can't Stop Moving". Yep, downgraded from average.

38. LITTLE JACKIE - The World Should Revolve Around Me

What is it with summer hitz being so oppressive and battering on the skull? Fuck this.

37. M.I.A. - Paper Planes (NEW ENTRY)

THAT WILL LEARN YOU PASSANTINO

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

Reggie on "Paper Planes" - "I wouldn't normally recommend M.I.A. as an amazing artist, but this song is just amazing... I got the new album, didn't listen to it, but I heard this in Pineapple Express, the new Seth Rogen film, and it was PHENOMENAL..."

36. SAM SPARRO - Black & Gold

A re-entry. Skipped over.

There may also have been something skipped over at 35 - in any case, they're now playing Elbow, cos "One Day Like This" has re-entered the chart. Fearne and Reggie have forgotten it reached number 39 earlier this year. They describe Elbow's chief competition for the Mercury as having been "Adele, Estelle and Last Shadow Puppets". Burial - THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

Here's an embed of Basshunter if you're not familiar:

And Little Jackie:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Elbow were at 35, so:

35. ELBOW - One Day Like This

It's a bit... well, it's just unremarkable. It's a Big British Indie Song, isn't it? It does a sort of build and release, but it feels like walking through sand to get there.

34. MADONNA - Give It To Me

Skipped over, to get to...

33. QUEEN - C-Lebrity (NEW ENTRY)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

"Wanna write my autobiography before I'm 21!" Yeah, it's some satire on that cult of celebrity thing. Just thought that might have needed some explaining. How good do you think it is? Cos it's not that good.

Reggie and Fearne are doing hilarious impressions of Cliff Richard. Over at Loftus Road, Lee Holmes has gone off injured and been replaced by Nathan Dyer. Grrmph.

32. CHRIS BROWN - Forever

Skipped to:

31. TAIO CRUZ - She's Like A Star

Video Here.

Taio's rap bit is kind of rubbish, but other than that we're in 7/10 territory.

Ollie Lancashire's been sent off for us now. DAMMIT.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

Video for "Paper Planes":

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

34:31
Defending throw-in by Damien Delaney (QPR).

34:10
Defending throw-in by Damien Delaney (QPR).

33:30
Attacking throw-in by Damien Delaney (QPR).

33:05
Defending throw-in by Peter Ramage (QPR).

32:29
Defending throw-in by Peter Ramage (QPR).

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

30. GLASVEGAS - HE'S GAWN, HE'S GAWN, HE'S GAW-AWWWN, OH-OH-WAY-OHHHH

Video here. He's basically the McGonagall of rock, isn't he?

29. FLO RIDA ft. WILL.I.AM - In The Ayer (NEW ENTRY)

28. DUFFY - Stepping Stone

Video here. "And now you have the nerve to play along/Just like the maestro beating time to your song". Yes.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

The Flo one is quite nice, much better than "Low".

I forgot what is at 27. It got skipped over. "Black & Gold" again? Why not.

26. ARTISTS STAND UP TO CANCER - Just Stand Up!

Video here. There is hilarious bantering about how to pronounce Ciara's name. She's only had the one UK number one single.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

"Just Stand Up!" is a vague mulch of platitudes etc., much just being strong and having it in you and etc., kind of what you'd expect etc.

25. KEANE - Spiralling

I've already trotted out my Martin Fry line, haven't I?

24. BASSHUNTER - Angel In The Night (NEW ENTRY)

What with this and Glasvegas man, it's a great week for guys with stilted speech rhythms.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

McFly have done a version of "I Kissed A Girl". It sounds much like you'd expect etc.

23. McFLY - LIES! (NEW ENTRY)

It's a bit like "Shine" crossed with Fall Out Boy. "Only God can save you now!" Bit harsh, innit?

22. ALPHABEAT - Boyfriend

This is alright, but is it so wrong of me to wish it was this:

instead?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

from what you're saying it sounds as though the presenters are even more painful to listen to than the music, which...is saying something. this is real and true masochism will!

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

21. IGLU & HARTLY - In This City (NEW ENTRY)

Video here. It's the 80s synths with the 80s electronic xylophone chime with the 80s Scandinavian English BUT ALSO WITH A FUCKING RUBBISH RAP IN THE MANNER OF CRAZYTOWN! I just hate this style of vocals, there's something a bit smug and half-arsed about it. A song about nothing, just like, well... pffft.

And filling in that gap:

27. NE-YO - Closer

It was skipped earlier.

Into the top 20 -

20. STEVE MAC - Paddy's Revenge

He's a terrible man for the bass, so he is.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT WE'VE EQUALISED! ADAM LALLANA! AW YEEEEH!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

There is hilarious bantering about how to pronounce Ciara's name.

It's a fair point though. There is something uniquely American about someone not knowing how to pronounce their own fucking name.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

And we're behind again. Arse.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

19. NOAH AND THE WHALE - I Hope Turin Brakes Are Happy Now

18. FLOBOTS - I Hope Mike Shinoda Is Happy Now

17. COLDPLAY - Viva La Vida

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

16. NOH-OHHHH

And now we're losing 3-1.

15. THE VERVE - You'll Be Dead And Gone Before You Find Out How It Works

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

Album top five - DuffehVurrveR'annaAHWOANBETHEHLOANLEHWAN... and Metallica go top.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

Lakshmi Mittal appears to be leaving early. Jan Poortvliet has the face of a man who can't quite be arsed killing someone.

14. NE-YO - Miss Independent

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

4-1. Murder on the dancefloor.

13. DIZZEE & FRIENDS - Dance Wiv Me

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

12. GYM CLASS HEROES ft. THE-DREAM - Cookie Jar

FEARNE AND REGGIE ARE VERY EXCITED. HIM OUT OF GCH HAS A BLOG. HE WRITES ON IT.

This interview won't end for another five minutes. And the clip they're playing sounds cack. I could do with some food. Ease your feet off in the sea.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

OK - opinion up - is mixing kiwi fruit with creamed coconut an acceptable sauce for beef mince? I did some mango chicken with creamed coconut the other week and it worked lovely. This one... well, it's a bit of a long punt. I'll have a go.

11. MILEY CYRUS - See You Again

Rock Mafia remix, obv.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

10. BIFFY CLYRO - Mountains

OFFICIALLY the top hit for 'mountains' on Youtube, btw. Usher is second, but which of them is on rotation on the Co-Op's instore radio? Hint - it's not the one that's MySpace friends with Hundred Reasons.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

9. KID ROCK - Michi-Gan

"We didn't have no inna-nitt". See? This is why M.I.A. hasn't had a number one yet.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

8. MADCON - Beggin'

Do you reckon Microsoft paid for the privilege of having Halo 3 be the game that Madcon fall asleep while playing in this video?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

7. TERRIBLE MEN FOR THE PAIN AND THE SUFFERING - How Did That Gobshite Get On The Television?

"We thought it'd be The Hoosiers, being they're the pranksters, but they're actually really nice guys..."

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

6. ERIC PRYDZ - Pjanoo

5. RIHANNA - IT'S A BIT GOTHIC INNIT

Your number one is between Puddytat Dolls, Kings of Leon, Katy Perry and Cliff Richard.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

It's not...

4. PUSSYCAT DOLLS ft. LIL JON - When I Grow Up (NEW ENTRY)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

3. HIS HOLINESS POPE SIR CLIFF RICHARD - Thank You For A Lifetime

They play a clip of him being interviewed by Greg James. Who is quite a bland man. This is slightly awkward.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

It's a new entry, btw.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

The Kings of Leon are number one in the UK.

For fuck's sakes.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

2. KATY PERRY - I Can Has Cherry Chapstick

1. KINGS OF LEON - Sex On Fire (NEW ENTRY)

Video here.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

They are interviewing the singer. He is perhaps stoned or asleep or hungover or on a drug.

Only woke up 30 minutes ago, apparently. Definitely not hungover or on a drug.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

Remember when Stereophonics got to number one? This might be even more momentous.

Other new albums - A Stevie Wonder Best Of at 14, NKOTB 16, Bryn Christopher 18, A Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick And Tich Best Of at 24, and Gheorghe Zamfir's "Spririt Of The Andes" at 31.

MERCURY EFFECT - Elbow at 7, Last Shadow Puppets 33.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 September 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

I really really really this "Sex on Fire." This is despite it having rubbish lyrics and my bearing a passionate hatred for Kings of Leon ever since sickening hype that greeted their debut album.

danzig, Sunday, 14 September 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

I am seriously shocked at how much I like "Sex On Fire."

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

You really really it?

Mark G, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:25 (sixteen years ago)

So, what Will.I.bloodyam said about the Stereophonics? As in "oh, the single's actually OK" nunber one a'la "Dakota"?

I dunno, not heard it yet.

No doubt, will.

Mark G, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

I couldn't stand "Dakota."

This is good, though, like Foo Fighters meet New Order.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago)

the kings of leon song reminds me of the one bruce springsteen song i've ever heard, ie totally fucking gross. "your sex is on fire"??? dnw.

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

also this is the worst top 3 since the last time it was this bad, which sadly was probably only a few weeks ago.

songs which have missed the top 40 this year: cassie 'is it you?', kat deluna 'run the show', tinchy stryder 'stryderman', dj q & mc bonez 'you wot?', lloyd 'how we do it (around my way)', cherish 'killa', roisin murphy 'you know me better', lil' mama 'shawty get loose', soulja boy 'yahhh', the count/sinden/kid sister 'beeper'

songs which have made no 1 this year: katy perry, kid rock, ting tings, kings of leon, basshunter, coldplay

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THIS NATION.

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago)

"Mr Lydon was unavailable for comment"

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

ouch MY EYES

(you can take that as a ref to this week's Top 3, though it's more that this is the first time I've seen ILX since the site revamp, and this is the first thread I clicked on. OWWWWWWW)

Jeff W, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:41 (sixteen years ago)

the top 10 ten years ago:

01. Melanie B Featuring Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott - I Want You Back
02. Robbie Williams - Millennium
03. T-Spoon - Sex On The Beach
04. Jennifer Paige - Crush
05. Boyzone - No Matter What
06. The Honeyz - Finally Found
07. Steps - One For Sorrow
08. Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
09. Lutricia McNeal - Someone Loves You Honey
10. Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back {1998}

maybe only slightly better (can't remember the McNeal tho which could swing this)

Aare-Reuss Böögg (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2008 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

actually that's a week ahead, should be this:

01. Robbie Williams - Millennium
02. T-Spoon - Sex On The Beach
03. Boyzone - No Matter What
04. The Honeyz - Finally Found
05. Jennifer Paige - Crush
06. Steps - One For Sorrow
07. All Saints - Bootie Call
08. Five - Everybody Get Up
09. Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You
10. Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back {1998}

Aare-Reuss Böögg (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2008 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

In both cases it's half genius, half muck.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

i don't remember 'sex on the beach'. even assuming it's grim, though, which would make that a v bad top 3, that top 10 is still 4927294x better than this week's. i mean in 'crush' and 'music sounds better with you' you've got two solid gold 10/10s already, and the all saints and savage garden songs aren't bad either.

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

whereas in this week's, the pussycat dolls' 5th best single towers ridiculously over everything else

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:51 (sixteen years ago)

Is the new PCD album any cop?

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

Perry vs T-Spoon interesting because both kinda 'controversial'/question of 'should kids be listening to this' etc. - but equally hellish really

Aare-Reuss Böögg (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2008 10:59 (sixteen years ago)

i only listened to it for the first time this morning! judgment hasn't really formed yet, there are some really great songs on it ('out of this club' w/polow da don and r kelly particularly stood out) but nothing as good as 'buttonz', and in terms of electro-r&b whore-pop, the danity kane album is definitely better (PCDs are better at ballads though). but as i said i've only half-listened to it once.

xp

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

(if you haven't heard it i definitely recommend the danity btw, the vocal harmonies are astonishing, all these counterpoint melodies zigging and zagging everywhere)

lex pretend, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:01 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah I definitely intend to check out the Danity Kane one, thanks Lex.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

Those Mercury bounces in full:

7(61) Elbow
33(48) Last Shadow Puppets
47(-) Laura Marling
58(-) Burial
64(57) Adele - OOPS
75(98) Plant/Krauss
84(139) Estelle

No sign of British Sea Power, Rachel Unthank, Portico Quartet, Neon Neon... or Radiohead.

mike t-diva, Monday, 15 September 2008 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

Adele looks better with that fringe tho. what? i'm just sayin...

Aare-Reuss Böögg (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks:

1 "Sex On Fire" by LEON (not that one)
2 Latest McFly hype
3 Katy Perry Como
4 PCDs
5 "Disturbia"
6 Dream Class Heroes
7 "Beggin'"
8 The Shit morelike
9 Ne-Yo
10 "Pjanoo"

...no noughties number one for Cliff then!

Will Young in at a very humbling 12.

In the albums: Ne-Yo in at 2, Queen with Pub Singer at 3 and oh there's a new Streets album out is there at 4 (not heard it and in no hurry to hear it as such).

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:07 (sixteen years ago)

If his six-track album sampler's anything to go by, then Will had better get used to being humbled. He's played it far too safe and the songs just aren't there. I see problems ahead.

I can't get more than about four tracks into The Streets album before hitting some sort of unbreachable annoyance threshold.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously, McFly really are asking for a chart Asbo at the moment.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't know will young had new material. i'd kind of forgotten his existence.

marcello/mike, have you heard the laura marling album? think you'd like it, i recommend.

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

Yes. More annoying please-hit-me BRIT shit. I'm surprised you've fallen for it.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, I've had the Laura Marling for months; some London friends were onto her very early and tipped me off with a bunch of EP tracks before that. I admire it rather than adore it, but it sounds good on Sunday mornings.

I saw her supporting, of all people, The Maccabees (and left before they came on). She struggled to make herself heard above the baying beer boys, but I still came away impressed.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago)

oh i think the appeal of marling is that, contra the brit school posse, she never sounds interested in being 'clever'/'authentic'/'important'/buzzword of your choice. it's "complex simplicity" as teedra moses might put it, and she's a really gifted songwriter.

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

No, she sounds as forced as the rest of them. Dull dull dull and how can people lap up rubbish like this and leave the Solange Knowles album unbought? They ought to be rounded up and re-educated.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 18 September 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

The Solange album shares the lead review in this month's Word magazine, of all places. So maybe the Marling brigade will find their way to it after all.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 18 September 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

I ought to give Word a read. Nice of them to link my (old) blog on their website.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 18 September 2008 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

It's the midweeks:

1 Glad It's All Over by Captain Sensible
2 Cherry chopsticks
3 Don't disturbia
4 Not quite as good as Danity Kane
5 Fucking Iglu and Cunt Hartly
6 "There'll You Be" by Faith Hill don't put money on it
7 Gym Class ZEROES morelike
8 Ne-Yo
9 J-Hud YAY!
10 Sugababes
11 James "Lizard" Morrison
15 Kanye with what should have been Cliff's 50th anniversary single

Albums:
1 Kings of Leon - 100,000+ sales in three days
3 PCDs
4 McHype
8 Best Of Bette Midler
9 David Gilmour no sympathy vote involved

LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

8 Best Of Bette Midler

So that's why she was on Strictly Come Dancing...

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

So wha'appen? Kings of Leon have three weeks at number one. Katy Perry has three weeks at number two. I have no idea how many weeks "Disturbia" has had at number three, but it feels like enough now. Same for Pussycat Dolls, really. Iglu & Hartly have only had one week at number five, but that's already far too many.

So yes, were it not for Rihanna (from Barbados) we'd have an all-American top five, cos Gym Class Heroes now have their second weekend at number six. Who's the highest-placed actual British act?

James Morrison.

*insert sound of shoulders slumping*

Sugababes enter at 8 with the sort-of great, sort-of rubbish "Girls"; Ne-Yo Loves It When You File Your Own Taxes is at 9, and a weepy girl singing Faith Hill's "There You'll Be" on The X Factor propels it back into the top 10 after six years away. (Listening to the sound clip of this on top 40, hearing the judges lob in the leading questions, was really quite uncomfortable - cry, luvveh, cry... cry... cryyy...)

Jen Hudson climbs to 11, Will Young gets a second week in the top 20 at 13, and "Love Lockdown" busts up in the house at 16. It's probably in my five favourite singles of the year. I just wish this grass-roots groundswell propelling songs into the chart would happen with British artists. M.I.A. is 19, but that form of groundswell just isn't quite the same, given as how it's due to Everybody Loves Seth Rogen. We have to get approval off America first. (Yes, he's Canadian, but the film and phenomenon is more than a little American, no?)

New Bond Theme is at 26, kind of a mess; "Use Somebody", an album track by Kings of Leon, is at 29 and sounds incredibly like M83's "Don't Save Us From The Flames". Two Jonas Brothers-related new entries - "Burnin' Up" at 30, and Joe Jonas' duet with Demi Lovato, "This Is Me", at 33. Ironik has a second hit! At 35! Yay. It's not the one where he really means it, he wants to take you to nice places, like Egypt. And Pink is new at 38, one position ahead of the third coming of "One Day Like This".

Kings of Leon also do The Men At Work and get number one album. Pussycat Dolls at 4, Bette Midler at 6, McFly at 8, David Gilmour at 10, Katy Perry at, er, 11, Will Martin (?) at 21, TV On The Radio at 33, Mogwai at 35, Dave Edmunds at 38.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

Will Martin keywords: Russell Watson, New Zealand, Charlotte Church's manager, rugby.

Couldn't care less about bikey Jasper Milvain I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 29 September 2008 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

a weepy girl singing Faith Hill's "There You'll Be" on The X Factor propels it back into the top 10 after six years away

wtf? why are people so weird.

can't get over how much worse the studio version of 'love lockdown' is than the live VMAs performance.

so glad riri never needed to be called rihanna (from barbados) a la annie (from norway). the difference between a good pop star and a bad pop star there!

lex pretend, Monday, 29 September 2008 07:48 (sixteen years ago)

i love the final studio version of love lockdown. it's way way way way better than what he originally leaked

you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 September 2008 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

lex tell me how you feel about kings of leon getting to #1. i'm in the mood for some good humor

you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 September 2008 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

the version of 'love lockdown' on itunes is marginally better than the demo kanye put on his blog but idk i was mesmerised by the tightrope tension of the live performance and i'm just not getting it off either autotune-slathered, dynamic-free recorded version.

compared to some of the no 1s we've had this year, kings of leon aren't that bad. it's confusing that they suddenly seem to be so popular but hey at least i'm not having to think about the ting tings

lex pretend, Monday, 29 September 2008 08:06 (sixteen years ago)

i mean obv the song sucks but we all know this right?

lex pretend, Monday, 29 September 2008 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno, there seems to be a lot of love for it.

It does remind me of "Dakota" Stereophonics, another track I like despite who it's by.

I dunno, first hearing I was saying "Lenny Kravitz", the second time I thought it OK, who knows next time...

Mark G, Monday, 29 September 2008 08:35 (sixteen years ago)

Kings of Leon go to #1 in the UK? What a lolnation.

Double Leaning Jowler (The Reverend), Monday, 29 September 2008 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.primetimecrime.com/columns/Columns%201998/shotsfired.jpg

you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 September 2008 08:41 (sixteen years ago)

so glad riri never needed to be called rihanna (from barbados) a la annie (from norway). the difference between a good pop star and a bad pop star there!

Or, y'know, the difference between someone who has the same name as a major Hollywood musical and someone who doesn't. One of the two.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 29 September 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago)

Kings of Leon? What? I'm sorry they are the most boring band, their songs are so tedious they just slide off my eardrums so I can't even tell you what they sound like, WTF?

They're not even hott in a beardy sort of way.

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Monday, 29 September 2008 09:36 (sixteen years ago)

I think "Love Lockdown" is great and Cliff should have done it for his 50th anniversary thingy (Kanye's vocal here reminds me a lot of Cliff for various reasons).

Couldn't care less about bikey Jasper Milvain I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 29 September 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago)

Kings Of Leon at #1 doesn't surprise me. Like Muse before them, they've steadily built on their reputation as a consistently strong live act, while remaining somewhat under the critical radar; it's been more of a word-of-mouth/festival circuit thing. Just about everyone I know locally who goes to gigs *loves* Kings Of Leon.

mike t-diva, Monday, 29 September 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago)

I think the single's terrific though I heard the album at the weekend and wasn't moved; sort of Wal-Mart Foo Fighters really. Number one, however, so I'm going to have to write about it on the blog circa 2028...

Couldn't care less about bikey Jasper Milvain I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 29 September 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

can't get over how much worse the studio version of 'love lockdown' is than the live VMAs performance

Kanye sings better live than on record? no

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago)

i have been meeting a steady stream of KOL fans just by going out and talking to people during the last 5 years so their success is no surprise at all. why aren't they more popular in the States tho? what is stopping that?

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

#1 album in the States is Metalolca i notice

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

i have been meeting a steady stream of KOL fans just by going out and talking to people during the last 5 years so their success is no surprise at all. why aren't they more popular in the States tho? what is stopping that?

― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2008 11:17 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

States is too big a country to get a hit single just by touring.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

Basically it's the Police situation but the other way round.

Couldn't care less about bikey Jasper Milvain I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

States is too big a country to get a hit single just by touring

yeah but why wouldn't this kind of band get big promotion airplay etc. in enough places over there?

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:39 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe the media over there have fixed ideas about the kind of music that should come out of Nashville.

Couldn't care less about bikey Jasper Milvain I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Interesting midweeks, I must say:

1 Pink - So What?
2 Oasis - Not Really Shocking Is It Chaps?
3 New Muzik - Living By Numbers
4 Sugababes
5 Boyzone Folds Five
6 Hope My Boyfriend Isn't Hiding In The Closet With A Steadicam And Jerking Off To It Afterwards
7 Disturbia
8 PCDs
9 Gym ARSE Heroes morelike
10 Iglu & Hartly well that didn't last long did it?

Album new entries:
2 Will Young (doesn't deserve it)
3 James Morrison (ditto)
5 Piiii-eeeeee-Jeeeee-suuuuuuuuu SOB SOB no emotional blackmail the puddle jumper is still the winner
8 TRIVIUM! (huge Tom Russell Rock Show-type voice)
13 Tiresome con artist Seasick Steve
17 Jonas Bros (that'll be the Pimlico School demographic then)

It's 10.00 and I'm Huw Edwards. I don't write this stuff. (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

3 New Muzik - Living By Numbers

I can't decode this one....

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 12:33 (sixteen years ago)

Also known as "Glad It's All Over" by Captain Sensible...

It's 10.00 and I'm Huw Edwards. I don't write this stuff. (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 12:34 (sixteen years ago)

xpost: Google + vidtomp3.com = AHA!

Well, it had been a long time.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

So the Kings are dethroned by Pink and her chainsaw and her ride-on lawnmower and so on and so on. Oasis, in the end, can only make number three, but at least Alan McGee is still their friend. Sugarbobs climb to 4, one place ahead of Boyzone's unsexing of "Shine", and then there's Rihanna and an agglomeration of various American bands.

Platnum's Kristine Blond cover reaches number 20 and is not as good as "What's It Gonna Be", obv. N-Dubz new at 37, UMMGUMMT are at 39, NOTHING ELSE OF INTEREST HAPPENS HERE. Even that Kings of Leon album track is still at 29. Lummee dah.

Albums theyselves still has KOFL Wisconsin at the top of the chart. WillYoungJamesMorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsunSomeChildFromTelly all new entries immediately behind them in that order. Seasick Sodding Steve is helping us all get over not having been born in Mississippi at number nine (this said, I just been to see Bob Log III and that was much fun). Blake (they're the Facebook classical todges, yes? Their being on UCJ suggests to me the todges part anyhow) are at 14, Trivium's SHOGUN is at 17, Jon Nurse's Brother at 19, Travis are doin' it for the fans at 20, Ironik (LISTEN TO HIS WORDS/HE'S DROPPIN' EM LIKE TURDS) is at 21, The Only Val Doonican You Will Ever Need (LISTEN TO HIS LYRICS/THAT'S WHY HE WROTE THIS SONG) is at 33, Iglu Of Hartlee at 36 (LISTEN TO THE WORDS, THOUGH), Jennifer Hudson is at 37 ahead of a re-entry for Sharleen Spiteri Liked The 1960s Before You Did, What With Having Been Born Then And So Forth (DON'T DIE/OR I WILL CRY/LIKE WHEN I EAT A DISAPPOINTINGLY UNDERHEATED PIE/REAL LYRICS).

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

Laziest Sugababes single ever, and that's saying something.

Checking My French, Checking-Checking My French (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 6 October 2008 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

also the third best track on the album :(

(i like the verses of 'girls' but wtf is that "chorus")

lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 12:38 (sixteen years ago)

Ripping off a Boots advert one year late - not cool.

Checking My French, Checking-Checking My French (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

(the chorus is based on that Ernie K-Doe thing they used for the Boots Xmas ads last year)

Checking My French, Checking-Checking My French (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

it's one line repeated! so lazy

lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

In chart terms - a slow week. "This Is Me (A Rockstar), This Is You (A Tool)" has a second week atop ahead of "Mt. Sexy On Fire", Everybody Hates Brass, Look Dad No Arms, and the week's highest new entry, which is That Kaiser Chiefs Single That I Quite Like. Ne-Yo's Junior Executive Hustle sits atop the US mulch from 6 to 10, with J-Hud at 11 and Plat'num climbing to 12. Kanye West Don't Need Your Stinking Hygena is at 14, ahead of the chart return of 3-6-9 Bodies Of Light at 15. Oasis go from 3 to 16. N-Dubz climb 15 to 22, and Jordin Sparks gets a second, significantly inferior top 40 hit at 30. Courteeners new at 36, bear shits in woods, News At Ten.

Oasis top the albums. Bob Dylan Has Found Some More Tapes at 9, Someone Asked For This - The Best of Chicane at 16, You Me At Six's Really, There Wasn't Much Out This Week is at 25, and The Clash At Shea Stadium is at 31.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 13 October 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

It's a shame Oasis didn't make number one, they could have been the biggest fall off the top ever!

Mark G, Monday, 13 October 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

I want crisps.

Mooncalf (Raw Patrick), Monday, 13 October 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

So that's Oasis plummeted from 3 to 16, and Nu-Boyzone from 5 to 13...

I expect that the "new" Oasis album will make a similarly steep descent from next week onwards - when even Worzel can't find a word to say in its favour on Newsnight Review you know they're in trouble.

Revivals starting with big, over-puffed fanfares and deflating very quickly indeed seems to be the general trend in the charts at the moment.

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

Those midweeks:

1 Pink
2 Kings of LEON
3 King LEON (not to be confused)
4 Saturdays
5 Sugababes
6 "Geraldine McQueen" ffs
7 Snow Patrol
8 Rihanna
9 Ne-Yo
10 Kaiser Chiefs

ALBUMS
1 Keane
4 "New" Boyzone
10 Funeral For A Friend

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

So Peter Kay's pisstake of the X Factor manages to outsell the actual winner of the actual X Factor. Only at number two, though, because obviously (Peter Kay + Gary Barlow) < Pink On A Ride-On Mower, in the eyes of the British public.

LEONWATCH: Number three.

I Am A Sex And I Am On Fire at four, ahead of The Saturdays. The Saturdays. Christ. That Snow Patrol Single I Have A Sneaking Liking For Cos I Can't Figure Out What's It's Ripping Off The Most climbs to six, then Sexy Filing, Torso In A Box, then, new at nine - ENCORE UN FOIS 2008 FOR FUCK'S SAKES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKES HAS THE FAILURE OF CAPITALISM REALLY COME TO THIS??? Do you give a shit about what's at ten? No? Well, it's "Girls", anyway.

Ljubi Ljubi Lockdown climbs to 11 this week. UMMGUMMT climb to 25, one ahead of The Second Katy Perry Single ("ALMOST AS UNMISSABLE AS HER FIRST!!!" - Neil McCormick, The Telegraph), which is two ahead of The Third Ting Tings Single ("I prefer Culture Beat" - Giancarlo Fisichella, Formula 1 Ace), which is two ahead of RAZORLIGHT = BACK ("Obviously, people are gonna say this is the first single off their new album, and you've got to face up to that. There's nowhere to hide in the modern game, and I've never been the sort of player to look for places to hide" - Steven Gerrard, man of the people).

Keane win at albums. Boyzone are BACK at 4, A Dave Clark Five Compilation at 15, Funeral For A Friend are BACK at 17, and so is Ray Lamontagne at 23, one ahead of A Stevie Wonder Compilation.

One more new entry, though. I'm going to put a screengrab of it in, though, just so I can be sure this album actually exists:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/thingummy99/Picture1-1.png

Srsly.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

Funny thing is, though... I can't actually find it on Amazon. Or HMV.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

lol
x-post

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-Sides_&_Rarities_(Boyzone_album)

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Boyzone---B-Sides-And-Rarities---New-CD_W0QQitemZ250309721405QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081016?IMSfp=TL081016224003r17399

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

Found elsewhere
the album is also available to buy in Woolworths as part of a special offer - if you buy the album from there, you can also get an exclusive Boyzone "b sides and rarities" CD for £1.97, which includes remixes of some of their songs, plus So Good and Let The Message Run Free.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Ahhhh....

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, was just going to say that...

Mark G, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.woolworths.co.uk/web/jsp/product/index.jsp?pid=51708474 You can buy it separately too

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

comedians are seriously the lowest of the low. pure fucking scum.

lex pretend, Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

people who actually buy their pisstake records might be worse though

lex pretend, Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

You prefer people who buy Leon's single?

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh god without a doubt, obv yes!

lex pretend, Sunday, 19 October 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

I can't remember a chart with so many weak vocal performances: Peter Kay, Ne-Yo, Kanye.

snoball, Sunday, 19 October 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks...

1 Astonishingly, Girls Aloud by a sizeable margin with their Polyphonic Spree tribute.

Just as they jump the shark they're getting their biggest hit.

No further comment.

2 Pink
3 Kings of Leon
4 Razorshite (up from 30!)
5 Geraldine, oh well that's that then
6 Saturdays
7 LEON
8 Sash ft C*NT morelike
9 Kanye :-)
10 Ne-Yo
11 GURU FREAKING JOSH????????!!!!!!!!

Come on, hands up, who's responsible?

12 Katy Perry's new 'un

Albums:
1 AC/DC (first UK chart topper since Back In Black!!)
2 Kaiser Chiefs (that'll teach the record company to argue with HMV about prices)
3 LEON
6 Katherine Jenkins
8 Underwhelming new Sugababes album

Eric in the East Neuk of Anglia (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

GURU FREAKING JOSH????????!!!!!!!!

Eric Prydz style pervy video, obviously.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

Underwhelming new Sugababes album gets glittering write-up from Mark Edwards, cunt, of the Sunday Times

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

Guru Josh is currently A-List at Radio 1.

GA going to number one isn't that much of a surprise, is it? They were on X Factor this weekend, and that was enough to get Faith Hill back in the top ten; plus which, we're living in an age where the Saturdays can go top 5. Just you wait, A1'll be back on top in next to no time...

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha no matter how many sharks girls aloud jump they'll never be as shoddy and pointless as the saturdays

lex pretend, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

This also seems a reasonable place to discuss The Sun's front page lead being them being outraged by a several-months-if-not-years old promo pic of Katy Perry holding a knife.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

That's ironic, she was looking for a spoon!

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

in your dreams

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

Specifically:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1840286.ece

she sparked fury after the image of her clasping the deadly flick knife emerged on the internet. In April.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

I knifed a 'bo and I liked it

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

heh, I was looking at the front pages this morning, specifically for that headline!

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

more things katy perry is responsible for:
1. angry 'real' lesbians.
2. Broken Britain

siskin/skulls, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

3. 20,000 WAR HEROES pensioners freezing to death this winter.

Eric in the East Neuk of Anglia (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 23 October 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago)

srsly weak cover

http://www.popjustice.com/images/stories/l/leonjacksonalbumsleeve.jpg

get this kid out of a suit and into a rude t-shirt and baggy shorts.

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

i read this whole revive thinking it said "GARU JOSH" but then i googled and got my dreams crushed

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

rick reilly is a retard

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

wrong thread

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

Goodness knows, I like a man in a suit. But not like that! Like this!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ColHwL-GL._SS500_.jpg

mike t-diva, Thursday, 23 October 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

no 1 most smashable man in pop to thread

http://bp3.blogger.com/_NL7qNNBalwA/Rxi46gHbUcI/AAAAAAAABAk/L-gozZaIMgU/s1600-h/t.i.+gray+suit.bmp

lex pretend, Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

what Ian Brown song does Duffy's "Rain On Your Parade" sound like??????? It's killing me!!

ILX MOD (musically), Friday, 24 October 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

So yes, th'Alahd have done it for only the third time ever, first time since "I'll Stand By You" all of four years ago. Pink slips to second, ahead of The F'n Return of Guru F'n Josh. Escape From Castle Sexy follows, and then Razorlight go a-catapultin' up 25 to number 5, possibly due to their fans being the only ones in the country who know where to buy physical singles anymore. Saturdays head off The Second Quoity Purry Single, Love Lockdown finally breaches the top ten at 8, Sash is still at number 9, and That Peter Kay Thing is at 10.

LEONWATCH: Number 11.

Shoodum Up Bang Bang makes its first visit to the top 20 at 18. Kardinal Offishall's first non-Texas-related top 40 hit enters at 32, "I! DON'T! CARE!" re-enters at 33, Game gets his first hit in yonks at 34, That Rather Good John Legend Single is at 35, The Power Of Jools compels Bloc Party to 39, and Another Chris Brown Single is at 40.

AC/DC cynically rob Leon of the number one spot. Kaiser Chiefs then cynically rob him of number two. And Kings of Leon not only misappropriate his first name, they then rob him of number three. Leon makes it to number four, just ahead of Kath Jenkins. Sugababes schlep in at eight, two spots ahead of...

The Best of Sash!.

Perhaps worth noting that's on Hard2Beat, which in chart terms could well be seen as the label of the year. A Mariah Carey Ballads Collection is at 17, The Power Of The Lex compels John Legend to 21.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 26 October 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

every time i think the chart has reached a lifetime nadir, it somehow gets worse! i seriously can't remember any other time when there was only ONE good song in the top 10 :o

lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

hurrah for that mariah carey ballads collection though. haven't seen the tracklisting but there's basically no way it's not going to be gold, really. still can't believe they effed up the e=mc2 promo though! foolz.

lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:47 (sixteen years ago)

i seriously can't remember any other time when there was only ONE good song in the top 10

about a month ago

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:49 (sixteen years ago)

nah, it hasn't been recently otherwise i'd've noticed. we've had PCDs and 'no air' and assorted rihanna holding it down for most of the summer

lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago)

am looking at the christmas top 10s from recent years and surprised to find at least one song i like in each one

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

where are you looking at them?

lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

Charts Stats

uh-oh:

NE 77. Chris Cornell - Billie Jean

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

NE coz it got namechecked on X-Factor the other week.

Eddie Mars (Raw Patrick), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

Who namechecked it? An American Idol watcher, apparently.

ILX MOD (musically), Monday, 27 October 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

ugh

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Les Dennis did a track with Frigid Vinegar about nine years ago as well.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

That was shit too.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

Who namechecked it? An American Idol watcher, apparently.

― ILX MOD (musically), Monday, 27 October 2008 15:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Simon.

visiting dignitary from an alien civilisation (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

The midweeks and they are grim reading:

1 X Factor Finalists - it's high time charity discs were given their own chart. Not that Cowell will give a toss one way or the other
2 Walking Primrose
3 I'm Gonna Start A Fight
4 1990 Time For The Guru Whoops
5 The non-Cowell LEONS
6 Evil Lairy Spoon Wielding Pervert Katy Perry
7 Saturdayzzzzzz
8 Kanye
9 Razorlight
10 Jennifer Hudson - how depressing and how predictable that it should take a horrible personal tragedy to get her into the top ten here

Albums:
1 Pink :-)
2 Snow Patrol
5 Celine Dion
6 Bloc Party
7 Daniel O'Freaking Donnell
9 Saturdayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No great surprise that the Cure aren't top ten since none of the supermarkets are stocking it; "inappropriate" accompaniment to pancetta and goat's cheese, obv.

Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

And so the X-Factor bunch ride to the top spot and will most likely stay there till, ooh, mid-February. The rest is minor nudgings - Leesh 'n' Jack climb to ten, J-Hud remains marooned on 12.

LEONWATCH: number 20.

Kardinal up to 21, Akon new at 23, Adele 26 (she was only '19' in January - arf!), Thriller re-enters at 35, then Puddytats and My-leee at 36 and 37.

Busier times in albums - Pink beats Snow Patrol to the top, Suh-leen Dee-awn is at 5, Daniel O'Donnell's Got A Brand New Combine Harvester And It's At Number Six, Bloc Party 8, Saturdays 11, The Best Of Both Of Katie Melua's Albums (she has only had the two, hasn't she?) at 15, Anastacia 17, The Best Of However Many Of Hayley Westenra's Albums at 24, and Have Yourself A Cure-y Little Christmas at 33.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 2 November 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FZmGiJ1uL._SS500_.jpg

Track 7 - Little Ole Wine Drinker Me. Happy Birthday Dom!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 2 November 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Daniel O'Donnell's increasing physical resemblance to Anthony Perkins is starting to spook me out.

Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

Does the team think that the time has come for Cowell-related singles to be excluded from the singles chart in the same way that compilations are excluded from the album chart?

They've been distorting the general picture of the chart for the best part of fifteen years.

It is disgraceful that a record like "If I Were A Boy" - one of the great soul performances of our time and a record that will be remembered for generations - should be kept off number one by the aural equivalent of charity tin rattling.

A suit to remember at Montague Moss (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 10 November 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago)

Busiest chart in a bit, but yes, a second week for The Braveness Alliance, with Beyonce returning at two. Not to worry, her appearance on Strictly will surely give her the nudge she needs. Possibly. HEAR A YAM at three, ahead of I'm A Pink Womaniser, You're A Blue Womaniser and Akon's mate Leona Lewis. Guru Josh is the only male lead vocal in the top ten at 6, with Chapstick Rough Rider in between him and Alesha Dixon, whose single only came out last Monday for some reason. Why, you'd almost think her label wanted her to get lost amidst the Britney, Beyonce and Leona singles... hmm. Bondula and Stompy round out the top 10.

No-One Gives A Stuff About Christina Aguilera's Greatest Hits is at 14, with major surges for Kardinal Offishall at 16 and Pussycat Dolls at 20. The Bellamy Brothers are at 30 for what is no doubt a Very Good Reason Indeed. The Script's third single starts its long, painful ascent at 34, one ahead of the second single off that Will Young album that definitely came out at some point, with Dragostea Din KING at 39 and At Long Last Some New Material From Scouting For Girls at 40.

Th'Alaahd bravely overcome that staggeringly awful album sleeve to top the albums. There's Only One Enrique Iglesias Greatest Hits Compilation is at 3, ahead of Razorlight at 4. QUO - 40 FUCKING YEARS at 8, CLIFF - 50 FUCKING YEARS at 11, Andrea Bocelli at 12, then a 15-place climb for... that Will Young album. Well hush my mouth. The Girls Aloud Live Album is at 29 (presumably some kind of Woolworths deal?), and Modfather's BBC Sessions at 32.

LEONWATCH: Album at 37, single seems to have left the top 40 completely.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 10 November 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

Bellamy Brothers ascribable to Barclaycard ad.

Alesha's single comes out on physical today so hopefully she'll get a good run out of that.

Yes, the GA Bonus Live CD Exclusive To Woolworths thing had to be listed separately. Surprised that the Limited Edition Arctic Monkeys Live CD package which I saw all over the place on Saturday doesn't appear.

Worried Man (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 10 November 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

xpost yeah, but that's always happened, even beforee the psy-co days.

The Belly Bros, why?

At Long Last Some New Material From Scouting For Girls is something someone has said? Out loud?

Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 10:48 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway, "Hand in Glove" The Smiths is rereleased on 7", this week.

I guess another 'special edition' that gets no chart action or airplay.

Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

Only one male in the entire top 10 according to the beeb

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

Josh is the only male lead vocal in the top ten at

(cough)

Though 'only male' would be disregarding the various menfolk on the X Factor single, not to mention Mr Jack White.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

oops.. At least the lex will be pleased.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

So, 'complete cobblers' basically?

Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

have they even kept Josh's vocal on the new 'Infinity'? shame he's not still claiming that it's 1990

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

more could've been done with the "ah-ah-ooh-ah" perhaps

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2008 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

There's a male vocal on it, presuming it's his. He was doing all the interviews and such for it.

Whoever does the "Encore Une Fois" on the new version of that sounds like they're choking or something. Very odd.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 10 November 2008 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

we was wondering last week which big darnce ayhnfums will be redone next. Oceanic's 'Insanity'? 'It's A Fine Day'? someone might nick Sharon D Clarke's parts of 'I Wanna Give U Devotion' (or just wheel her out for an update).

Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2008 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

Next year it'll be the 20th anniversary of Pacific State so I'm sure that'll come back in some form or another.

Worried Man (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 10 November 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

Don't Look Back 2014: Public Domain perform all available mixes of Bass In The Place London at Gateshead Sage.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 10 November 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

I preferred it when dance music was fresh and the future. Not nostalgia for remixes of 20 year old tracks.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

bad news: The dancers don't remember the originals, they b too young.

Seriously though, there's nothing stale about Pacific.

Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks and again the case for banning Cowell from the charts is strengthened:

1 Singing Squaddie Tin Rattle
2 LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!!
3 Bouncy, down one place despite Strictly Come Dancing
4 Killerzzzzzz
5 "Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank"
6 Katy Dreary
7 Alesha (shame!)
8 Britney (down from 4; jesus fucking pimp, British public!)
9 Leona (that's what having your own mind does for you)
10 Guru Josh

The rather good new Lemar single is up from 61 to 14.

New album entries:
1 Il Divo
2 Stereophonics
7 Enya
10 Xtina

But really, that's two brilliant number ones denied by another fucking charity record CRISSAKES BROKEN BRITAIN FORGET THE FUCKING WAR FORGET 1966 FORGET ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF YOU'RE IN THE SHIT AND GLUEING YOUR FUCKING NOSE TO THE PAST ISN'T GOING TO HELP

Quincy Quick (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 14 November 2008 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

ughhh why is my T.I. having his breakthrough with gimmicky crap. i hate maiahiiii so much. i also hate that it's ~slightly~ grown on me but why did this not happen with 'what you know' in 06? stupid british people

lex pretend, Friday, 14 November 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago)

was 'What You Know' actually released as a single here?

Thematically it's like a queer-Pipecock (blueski), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

Not according to Amazon.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

UK got 'Why You Wanna' instead, it got stuck in the mid-20s, they've not bothered since. I'd suggest Rihanna's presence here might be the most important factor.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

Midweeks and here's a turn up for the books:

1 Beyonce bounces back up!
2 Spot Daniel's bit if you can
3 Blue Nile ("urrrr weee daaaancin'?")
4 TI & RhI
5 Como Perry
6 The Boy Does NUFF-in!
7 "You're gonna make me make me love you" is lazy and not Gertrude Stein
8 The surprisingly durable if ooh-ah-ee-ah-free Guru Josh
9 Leona Lewis
10 wummin-wummin-iza!

New album entries:

1 (up from 137 - were they selling it on the Clapham Omnibus then?) Leona Lewis
2 Dido
4 Nickelback
5 N Dubz (!)
7 Bouncy (shouldn't this have done a wee bit better?)
10 LAST EVER SIMPLY RED ALBUM UNTIL THE NEXT ONE

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago)

3 Blue Nile ("urrrr weee daaaancin'?")

Ahhh! (Spot on!)

Mark G, Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)

5 N Dubz (!)
7 Bouncy (shouldn't this have done a wee bit better?)

World gone mad.

Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway, "Hand in Glove" The Smiths is rereleased on 7", this week.

I guess another 'special edition' that gets no chart action or airplay.

― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2008 12:05 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This didn't turn up in HMV until this week, along with "This Charmin' man". Superglued to the racks, or it may as well be.

The box set version has the first ten singles, including a couple of limited release promo items which wont be available separately.

I mean, the box set looks nice, but who is actually going to pay £3.99 for any one of these? If you want one, you can get an original off e-bay for £2 or thereabouts.

Mark G, Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

The N-Dubz album gets three stars from Lex.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:58 (sixteen years ago)

Week off last week due to being bored, so now we look out the window, what do we see, comin' for to carry us home?

Well, it's Leeds' ever-popular Bridgewater office monolith, actually, but in pop terms: No more 'Hero', as Beyonce's gender panic sweeps to the top spot upon gilded swan wings. Brandon Flowers Will Never Grow A Proper Beard climbs to 3 from last week's 4 (note on lyrics: "Are we human, or are we dancer?" - what he is doing is positing that dancers should be considered a separate species from humans, hence the use of 'dancer' in the singular to denote said species. Grammatically, therefore, Flowers OTM. Musically, he can fuck off), TI's impression of the lad in the suit on "The Way I Are" slips to 4, then Hwawt & Cwowld, Never Wash Up, Walking Primrose, DAAAAVE PEEEEEARCE, "You're an addict!", and Akon Got This Out Of His Bin Just For Me.

The Fourth, Maybe Fifth Duffy Single climbs to 15, between Akon and Semi-Reasonable Pussycat Dolls Single, and Kings Of Leon have finally decided that "Don't You Go Saving Me From The Flames Now, Girl" can be a proper single at 17, at least a good month or two after it originally charted. Lemar climbs to 19, Theme From Cloned Card Fraud is up to 21.

In a peculiar phenomenon, 28 and 30 seem to be in the chart due to their five-second appearances on TV adverts, so it's a big second hello to Snow Patrol's "Run" and a big unscheduled hello to N-Dubz's "Papa Can You Hear Me". The title track off "Chinese Democracy" entered last week and is this week's 37.

In the albums, Britain has chosen the repackaged Leona album over the all-new Dido one. Nickelback are at four, A Simply Red Best Of is at 9, and behind that... Beyonce. Ow. N-Dubz come in at 11, with a Rod Stewart album that might be new or a compilation but either way I ain't finding out at 19. The same goes for the Russell Watson album that's entered at 20. That Tom Jones concept album thing enters at 32.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 November 2008 10:31 (sixteen years ago)

That Tony Christie concept album thing bombed out big time didn't it? Came in last week at 91 and promptly disappeared again.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

In the albums, Britain has chosen the repackaged Leona album over the all-new Dido one.

Even as a Dido fan I gots to say Britain OTM

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

The "Best Of" explains why I keep hearing Simply Red in Zavvi. Shit probly needs polling this week.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:34 (sixteen years ago)

The album chart's going to be interesting next week - a four-way battle between GnR, Kanye, the Killers and Rhydian.

My feeling is that the Killers will probably nab it but no doubt it'll end up being Only Men Aloud! or some other £6.79 At Tesco As Seen On GMTV slice of keech.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

Album chart's meant nothing since they banned the Now ablums, dude.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago)

Technically you do have a point there!

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:39 (sixteen years ago)

Speaking of which, anyone watch the Now That's What I Call 1983 car crash on ITV1 on Friday?

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:40 (sixteen years ago)

The Christie album... hmm. Not as good as it should be, really. I liked the Arctic Monkeys song, but I feel it gets a little bit washy after that. Was it promoted much outside of, say, Mojo? I know there was the Electric Proms concert on, er, a ferry, but I don't think that even got shown on TV at all.

Guns N Roses will most likely walk the albums race, I'd say, with Killers at 2 then Kanye and Rhydian lower down the top 10, maybe scratching top 5.

I accidentally started watching NTWIC1983 while channel flicking. Howard Jones was doing some interminable keyboard riff, and then Nik Kershaw did a song that wasn't "The Riddle" or "Wouldn't It Be Good", and then voiceover was all like "1983 was a huge year for pop, with number ones from Kajagoogoo and Men At Work" and I think I turned over.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 November 2008 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

That reminds me I was meaning to do a "'The Riddle' is the Worst Fucking Lyric of All Time" thread.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

I got home too late to watch it. Enjoyed Morley's cunningly euphoric demolition of Chinese Democracy on Newsnight Review though.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)

Also we have all factored the Alesha album out of Massive Late November Long-Player Fisticuffs. Tssk.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 November 2008 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

So what happened to Seal's "Change is gonna come, oh look it has" single/download?

Mark G, Monday, 24 November 2008 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

Polling Simply Red? Put me down for "Jerico" but I guess that's not on the greatest hits CD, is it?

Mark G, Monday, 24 November 2008 10:48 (sixteen years ago)

That Alesha single is straight murder on cunts like me who do nothing.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

The Seal album went in at 17 last week and totally vanished from the chart this week. No sign of the single anywhere in the chart. So much for the power of GMTV.

No "Jerico" on the Simply Red album (normal or deluxe edition) which is kind of puzzling.

I'd love the Alesha album to be a contender but I fear it's going to get frozen out of the top ten by the big boys.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 10:59 (sixteen years ago)

I've been thinking about the Simply poll but I'm really torn.

When I had a Bertoldt Brecht cap glued to my head as a student I got accused of being Hucknall one time. That's depressing.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 11:02 (sixteen years ago)

"For Your Babies" is really fucking under-rated isn't it?

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 11:03 (sixteen years ago)

The Seal album went in at 17 last week and totally vanished from the chart this week.

It's at number 21.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 November 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

So it is. I briefly confused him with the Fron Male Voice Choir.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

Forgot to note this week's highest new entry - Christian Falk and Robyn, at a chart-busting... number 29.

When the last time the HNE entered so low?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 November 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

The odd Xmas/New Year week chart notwithstanding, probably sometime in the mid-eighties.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 November 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

Take That are going to have their eleventh number one on Sunday; Beyonce and Killers battling it out for second place.

In the albums, the Killers comfortably outselling GnR at the moment. That'll teach Axl to not be bothered about coming to Britain to promote a record it took him 270 years to make.

Rhydian in third, Leona at 5, Kanye at 6 but at 4...

who

the

fuck

are

The Priests???

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 28 November 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

Yeaeh! It's Beat time, it's Hop time, it's ....

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/priestsDM2404_468x345.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 28 November 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

Thoughts & Reflections Podcast on iTunes
Thoughts & Reflections Podcast (for use with non-iTunes applications)
The Priests' Diocese
The Priests on YouTube
The Priests on GodTube

They really are the new Scouting for Girls. Fallen women only need apply.

Mark G, Friday, 28 November 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

Wait these are actual priests aren't they?

Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Friday, 28 November 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

You are channelling Father Dougal now.

Mark G, Friday, 28 November 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

Has Louisa Walsh got anything to do with this?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 28 November 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

my mum ordered the priests cd :(

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

Surprise surprise, it's S Cowell again.

SUGGEST CHART BAN

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7755443.stm

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 28 November 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

God, when I saw this in Blog View, I thought it was La Priest and got REALLY REALLY EXCITED for a second.

But alas...

...it's all just a learning curve (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 29 November 2008 08:05 (sixteen years ago)

Real-life clergymen the Priests are set for superstardom - thanks to a higher power as well as the record industry's mysterious ways.

Also on its way: The Salvation Army with The Joy of Christmas.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 29 November 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

LEONWATCH: £5 in Woolies. Already.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 29 November 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

"Wow, this is like God's Greatest Hits,"' says manager Wright. 'Good songs are good songs. They don't have to be by Paul Weller or Kate Rusby; there are some great hymns out there. You can't tell me 'Ave Maria' isn't a cracking tune.'

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 29 November 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

And so The That get their 11th number one. I am unsure if I've heard it in full, but I gather that Mark Owen wears a hat in the video. Below that, not much of interest in the top ten - TI and Killers swap places, Womanizer climbs a bit, Th'Alahd drop a bit.

And then, we hand over to SYCO INDUSTRIAL TOILET ROLL HOLDERS & PREVENTATIVE MENSWEAR LTD. - Same Difference are at 13 and Incredible Breakdance Child is at 30. Elsewhere - Entirely Necessary Rihanna Single is at 24, A Madonna single of some stripe is at 39. Chris Brown's "Superhuman" is at 33, can't remember if that's new or not. Sizeable climbs: PCD to 12, N-Dubz to 19.

Oh, and A Very Mariah Christmas is getting its annual re-entry at 37.

PRACTICALLY ALL NEW ALBUM TOP FIVE is topped by Brandon's Pickles, with The Guns And The Roses just behind them and Shockheaded Ponty in third spot. Extended Leona is at 4, with The Only Actually Black Album (All The Others Are Just Very, Very, Very Dark Brown) at 5. Sadness - by Kanye is at 11, with Duffeh climbing 21 places to 13. More polite mulch from UCJ - Only Men Aloud at 16, The Sally Army at 20. Alesha gets to 26, Captain Jack is at 35, and Coldplay's EP thing gets to 38.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 November 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, and McFly's Zombie Xmas is at 18 in singles.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

Mids:

1 Leona Sings Snow Patrol
2 Take That
3 Britney (see what I mean? Miming SELLS!)
4 Beyonce
5 Killers
6 Katy P
7 T.I. & Rihanna
8 Alesha D
9 Akon
10 Oasis

And Jeff Buckley looks like getting his first Top 40 hit single, eleven years after he could have done with it - "Hallelujah" is at 34.

Albums:
1 Take That
3 Britney
14 Same Difference

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 December 2008 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

The new single from singer Leona Lewis, Run, becomes the fastest-selling digital-only track, with 70,000 downloads in two days.

Mark G, Thursday, 4 December 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

So when I said X-Factor thing would be number one til February, I was wrong once, then twice, and now three times - Leona Lightbody is the third new chart-topper since those halcyon days of about a month ago (who knows where the time goes, etc). Take That Don't Cover Beverley Knight slips to two with Filthy Miming Hag climbing to three. Quoity manages to claw her way out of the number five spot to hit the giddy heights of number four, one ahead of some other things. "Use Somebody" finally makes its top ten bow at 10.

The Second Single Off Dig Out Your Soul took its sweet time and is at 12. But at 18 - Wiley's had another hit single! No, honest! With Daniel Merriweather on it! And everything! Blimey Thyroids 25, James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado (urgh) at 31. "Single Ladies" debuts at 37.

XMASWATCH: Mariah 17, Pogues 19, Wham 36.

In the albums, Take That have the best circus outside of the Moscow State and finish on top, with Britney only managing number four. Same Difference's long-player debuts at 22, Josh Groban's sensibly-titled A Collection is at 30, Akon's less sensibly-titled Freedom is at 31. Kanye falls from 11 to 40 in his second week.

For some reason, the Seal album's climbed 12 places to 17...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

And the physical release for "Grace" bounces Will Young back in at #33, the track having previously peaked at #35 on downloads. All of his other singles have gone Top 10, except "Who Am I" which peaked at #11. It's the beginning of the end...

mike t-diva, Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

With 432,000 copies sold, the new Take That album managed the third highest one-week sale OF ALL TIME, behind X&Y and Be Here Now. (source)

mike t-diva, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

...and that's without Woolies and its distribution network

Jeff W, Monday, 8 December 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

On initial listens the new Take That album is easily as good as Be Here Now.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:31 (sixteen years ago)

£5.88 in Asda last week, apparently. That must have helped.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

Uncompromising edgy girl group court controversy YET AGAIN - won't someone think of the old scumbags?

The Saturdays have been forced to re-record their new single 'Issues' after complaints about its lyrics.

Radio stations were threatening to snub the single after believing that the lyrics could encourage knife crime.

A line on the track was originally recorded as: "Can't decide if I should slap you or kiss you."

However confusion mounted after some people thought the "slap" was in fact a "stab", prompting threats to boycott the single.

A new version of the song has been recorded with the word "leave" replacing "slap".

"It was innocent enough and wasn’t meant to be controversial. But to avoid any controversy in the current climate the girls decided to change the lyric," a source told The Sun.

The single is released on January 5.

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

Mids and not too much action:

1 Leona Misses Out The Last Two Verses And Therefore The Whole Point Of The Song
2 Britney
3 Take That
4 Kings of Leon
5 "Little Drummer Boy" by Bandaged viz. Wogan & Aled BE MODERATELY AFRAID
6 Killers
7 Akon
8 K Perry
9 Beyonce
10 Alesha

Nothing much happening with the albums.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

Leona continues to win at pop until Official Torch-Passing next week. Physical releases (presumably) propel "Use Somebody" to number two from last week's number 10. Terry & Aled Will Show Simon Cow-Hell gets to number three, the rest of the top ten is basically chair-moving. Akon the only climber, from 8 to 6.

Boyzone Break Down The Walls at 22, and, because it's Christmas, Ladyhawke is allowed to enter the top 40 for one week only at 33. Ne-Yo is at 37 with a single release that it's entirely possible he doesn't actually know about. Major-ish climbs for Nelly Furtado Definitely Knows Who James Morrison Is (18), Beyonce (24).

XMASWATCH: Mariah 12, Pogues 13, Wham 26, Cilmi 29, Jeff Buckley 30 (its first ever appearance in the top 40, surprisingly enough), Wizzard 31, Slade 32, Shakin Stevens 36, Basshunter 38 (shit two years ago, maybe even worse now), Status Quo 40 (not with Scooter... sigh).

Albums still topped by Men On Wires. Sole new entry is the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards at 29. On UCJ. Has anyone done an article on how they've had massive success while being outside the 'cool' face of pop? Think on, mums...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 December 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't that the case with virtually everything in the album chart at the moment? £6.96 at Tescos, advertised on GMTV, safe, unthreatening, credit crunch, bunker up.

But even without the credit crunch it's always been this way come Christmas - the time when people who never buy CDs buy CDs.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 15 December 2008 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

The Quo/Scooter collaboration is new at 57.

At 47, the late Perry Como registering his first UK hit single since 1974.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 15 December 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

someone please explain the significance of the last two versus of snow patrol's "run" because i can't be bothered to listen to the original, thanks

i am listening to leona's version at the moment. it's the musical equivalent of a popcorn movie: cliche-ridden and overblown but enjoyable nonetheless

miss precious perfect (musically), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

Xmas singles midweeks:

1 Alexandra Burke (150,000 downloads)
2 Leona
3 JEFF BUCKLEY!!! (20,000 downloads)
4 Beyonce (Boy)
5 Beyonce (Listen)
6 James Morrison w/Nelly Furtado as featured (or at least 50% of it) on Girls Aloud TV special
7 Kings of Leon
8 Britney
9 Take That
10 Geraldine McQueen Over And Over And Over Again (is this the pop equivalent of Satie's Vexations?)

And Leonard's original "Hallelujah" looks set to give the great man his first UK Top 40 hit single as a performer at 34.

Albums unremarkable apart from Beyonce bouncing back up to #6.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

haha james morrison is the top non-x factor related track :/

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

okay, dumb question...if the charts come out on Sundays, wouldn't December 28th be the Christmas #1 day, rather than this Sunday?

miss precious perfect (musically), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

Kings of Leon the only track in the Top 10 with no Saturday night ITV associations, then...

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

xpost

No cos traditionally Xmas Number 1 means whatever's number 1 in the last chart before Christmas therefore getting to do Xmas Top of the Pops.

Tony Woodcockfarmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

The Rickrolling of Xmas failed miserably, then.

Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

If only laughing lenny could be no 1 with jeff at no 2

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

I still want to know which of the two Cohen versions has charted: the 1984 studio version or the superior 1994 live version with different lyrics (they only have the final verse in common, although it's not on either the Burke or the Buckley versions.)

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://troubled-diva.com/hallelujah.jpg

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

So basically, it's getting shorter and shorter.
Wondering which line will end up in "Scooter 09"...

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

great graph!

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

LASSEN SIE UNS DO THIS

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

40. KANYE WEST - Love Lockdown

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

Still fairly great, yeah.

Fearne/Reg hype up the three versions of Hallelujah charting in the top 40 - INCLUDING LAUGHING LEN...

39. NE-YO - Mad

Skipped over in favour of:

38. GIRLS ALOUD - The Loving Kind

Somehow not as good as The Concretes' song of the same(ish) name.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

(here's the Ne-Yo, btw:

)

37. DUFFY - Rain On Your Parade

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

Goes on a bit, doesn't it? Which for a song that doesn't even come up to three and a half minutes is a bit worrying.

BUT NOW:

36. LEONARD COHEN - Hallelujah (NEW)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

Just so y'know, this one's the version they're playing on the chart.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

(the GA is also a new entry, I should have pointed out)

And that is Leonard's first ever top 40 hit, as you've probably already read elsewhere. Fearne & Reg don't point this out, for some reason.

Triple skippings for:

35. BASSHUNTER - Jingle Bells

34. N-DUBZ - Papa Can You Hear Me

33. WIZZARD - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

And the song we get in full?

32. BASSHUNTER - I Miss You

I can't remember if this is a new entry or not. But hey - our first proper video that embeds!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

Those skipped, incidentally, go a bit like this:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

31. THE SCRIPT - Breakeven

Clearly worth a whole post to itself.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

30. BOYZONE - Better

It's a great time to be one-eighth Irish.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

Much skippings for:

29. PUSSYCAT DOLLS - I Hate This Part

28. WILEY ft. DANIEL MERRIWEATHER - Cash In My Pocket

Both skipped, in favour of...

...

...

27. WHAM! - Last Christmas

But, well, bollocks to that. Here's Whigfield's version instead:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

And those skipped:

Sugababes are at Maida Vale to make with the performing of the tracks and the such like.

26. PINK - So What

This, obviously, doesn't embed, and it's not like peeps don't know it, so here's Miles Davis' version:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

Incidentally, apparently Pussycat Dolls will make with the performing of "I Hate This Part" on CHRISTMAS TOP OF THE POPS. This is the only thing Fearne has announced about Christmas Top Of The Pops thus far. I shall keep my ears tuned in for further.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

25. RIHANNA ft. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - Rehab

This is from the finale of Star Academy, the French series that I'm guessing became Fame Academy in the UK, so the man here is not Timberlake but rather Some French Dude.

Skippings:

24. GURU JOSH PROJECT - Infinity 2008

23. TI ft. RIHANNA - Live Your Life

Incidentally, Fearne announced 23 as Rihanna with TI, which is, erm. Just don't hold your breath for the chart emergence of "Whatever You Like", eh?

And now Sugababes interview. Much crosstalk.

MUCH crosstalk.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

Those skipped:

(the second one's more of an approximation, to be honest, but, well.)

The Sugababes are now doing a live version of "Girls". I am unsure why this is. It actually sounds worse live, oddly.

So let's have "Live Your Life Be Free" instead.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

22. GABRIELLA CILMI - Warm This Winter

Skipped over for another play of:

21. KINGS OF LEON - Sex On Fire

But here's Cilmi anyway. Apparently it's being used on the Co-Op's TV ads. Stay classy:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

20. BEYONCE ft. N.E.S. POWER GLOVE - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

This is very possibly the best sing they've played this afternoon. Almost definitely, actually. Possibly excepting Len.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

19. GIRLS ALOUD - The Promise

Unsure if there's any Bob Fosse mashups available for this one... suspect not.

STILL NO NEWS ON XMAS TOTP.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

Incidentally, thing I forgot to point out earlier - that Guru Josh video has had over 22 (twenty-two) million hits on Youtube. That's 5,500 times more than Prolapse's "TCR":

Incredibubble.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

Fearne/Reg are describing Sugababes as "our official carol singers". Number of carols sung by Sugababes thus far: 0.

18. AKON - Right Now (Na Na Na)

Doesn't embed, so here's John Cena's version instead:

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

MORE XMAS TOTP NEWS:

TAKE THAT ARE ON IT AND IT SNOWS DURING THEIR PERFORMANCE - TAKE THAT "STILL BIG BUT SO HUMBLE WITH IT"

17. MARIAH CAREY - All I Want For Christmas Is You

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

Much, much better when it's not ambushing me on 4Music and TMF all at once. 11 places down from last year's Xmas chart, btw.

ALBUMS - Take That head Leona and Kings and Killers off at the pass for a third week. I can't remember what was number five.

They then play bits of an old interview with (I think) Little Mark Owen with clips of songs from the album interspersed.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

VURRNUNN KEHH WILL BE JOINED BY THE CAST OF GAVIN & STACEY ON CHRISTMAS DAY

THEN HIGHLIGHTS OF ONE BIG WEEKEND

THEN ZANE LOWE'S INTERVIEW WITH EMINEM

CONCLUSION: INSUFFICIENT JUDGE JULES

16. ALESHA DIXON - The Boy Does Nothing

Further checking on Chart Stats reveals that Wizzard are down 15 places from last Christmas, and "Last Christmas" is down 11. No word on Malcolm Middleton just yet.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

15. X FACTOR FINALISTS - Hero

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Fearne and Reg now discuss pissing in bottles.

14. KATY PERRY - Hot and Cold

Number one in Germany!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

13. SIR TERRY WOGAN & SIR ALED JONES - Sir Little Drummer Boy

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

12. SIR POGUES & SIR KIRSTY MacCOLL - Fairytale of New York

Down eight from last year.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

It has only just occurred to me that that's Lemmy behind her.

Sugababes think X Factor monopolising Xmas number 1 is "great". Laura was their favourite.

They're playing Sugababes' LIVE performance of their single, which I think means:

11. SUGABABES - No Can Do (NEW)

The live version is a bit of an improvement, even if this is essentially a Joss Stone record.

And now they sing an actual carol, namely "We Wish You A Merry Christmas". It actually sounds fantastic. Not on YouTube, though.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Except that wasn't 11 after all. Because instead:

11. THE KILLERS - Human

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

Is it just the live stream from Radio 1 that's screwed, or does this Britney single have even more vocal processing than usual?

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

GIRLS ALOUD ALSO DO "THE PROMISE" ON XMAS TOTP

THEY WEAR DRESSES

Christmas Top 10 kicks off with:

10. BRITNEY SPEARS - Womaniser

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

Also, for some reason iPlayer thinks I'm Welsh...

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

AND CONTINUES WITH:

9. TAKE THAT - Greatest Day

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

TOTP! Christmas Day! 2PM! Don't forget!

And now a new/re-entry, third X Factor-related entry of the day, and the ending of it sounds much better on radio than on TV...

8. BEYONCE - Listen

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

7. KINGS OF LEON - Use Somebody

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

6. JAMES MORRISON ft. NELLY FURTADO - Some bullshit or other

(this is obviously Keisha from Sugababes instead, btw)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

"Broken Strings"

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

Chris Moyles, the fat unshaven smug face of Radio 1...

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

5. PETER "GERALDINE" KAY - Variegated bullshit (NEW)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

If I had a TV I'd kick it in.

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

4. BEYONCE - If I Were A Boy

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

Incidentally, the Rolling UK Pop/Chart/"They're The New Scouting For Girls!!!" Thread 2008 would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Tony Mowbray and his jumper on their victory against Man City.

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/285x214/56375_1.jpg

Quality knitwear.

3. LEONA LEWIS - Run

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

And your winning "Hallelujah" is...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

not...

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

STOP MILKING IT RADIO 1 FFS!!!

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

It's Jeff Buckley of course Fearne, because obviously he didn't have hundreds of thousands of preorders.

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

2. JEFF BUCKLEY - Hallelujah

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

Which means your winner is:

1. ALEXANDRA BURKE - Hallelujah (NEW)

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

Why the hell was she worried about whether or not she was going to get to #1? Maybe Bowell didn't tell her about his super secret #1 grabbing techniques?

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

Whatta night. Elsewhere in the albums, Girls Aloud were that mysterious number 5, just ahead of:

Beyonce's album is up to number nine, which I think is its highest position in the UK thus far. Other major climbers include Bette Midler at 21, Simply Red at 31, James Morrison at 29... your lone new entry - Fall Out Boy at 39. GO HOME EMO KID.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

FFS Radio 1 is right back in the bad old days of Blackburn, Edmonds, Bates, and wacky DLT.

snoball, Sunday, 21 December 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

So they skipped about 30 of the top 40?

Home made ectoplasm (I am using your worlds), Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Well, it's been a wonderful thread all year, here's to next years'"Who were those Scouting For Girls anyway?" obscurity beckons but for now a vague presence outfit?

Mark G, Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

FFS Radio 1 is right back in the bad old days of Blackburn, Edmonds, Bates, and wacky DLT.

I said radio 1 was back to smashey and nicey years ago

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

Wahey. We made it! Last chart of the year! Whooooo!

And, as is traditional with the not-quite-xmas-not-quite-new-year top 40, nothing really happens. Alexandra Is Pop for a second week, James Morrison is at number four because... oh, I dunno. Buckley at seven this week.

New: Fiddus at 27, Saturdays 36, STOP BEING MEAN TO KANYE 38. I think Kardinal Offishall may be a re-entry at 39. That's how interesting this chart is.

Sum total of happenings in albums: Nickelback re-enter at 39.

Still - we kept it going for a whole year! And hey, Lady GaGa happens next year... um... whoo!

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 28 December 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

End of season round-up sees Duffy pip The That to year's biggest-selling album. Then again, she had a bit longer to get there. Also, subtracting BOO HISS COW-SMELL from the equation, "Mercy" was second-biggest seller of the year, only song other than "Hallelujah" to flog over half-a-million copies, etc.

Scouting for Girls had the 10th biggest-selling album of the year, btw. Released last September. So, to answer the question at thread top, the new Scouting For Girls were Scouting For Girls.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 29 December 2008 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

That doesn't surprise me about about 'Mercy'. I strongly dislike all the other Duffy songs I've ever heard. I also don't really like her face and find her vocal style unconvincing and 'put on', but whenever 'Mercy' comes on the radio I am pleased, because I like the record very much.

dubmill, Monday, 29 December 2008 12:35 (sixteen years ago)

Lady GaGa happens next year... um... whoo!

'Just Dance' is over 6 months old right? can't understand why they're holding it back this long here

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

i'm just grateful for every second she's held back tbh

lex pretend, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

sad thing is that Cyndi Lauper's take on the same sound ('Into The Nightlife') comes off slightly better

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2008 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

most people's take on that sound (and there are many people doing takes on it right now) come off better than "gaga"

lex pretend, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Midweeks:

The Lady still holding off the Kid at the top & the top five completely unchanged; Tinchy up to 8, Kanye to 9, new FRanz F only makes it to 22.

In the albums the fucking awful White Lies are in at number one FFS OBTUSE BRITISH PUBLIC GIVE ME SOME DECENT NUMBER ONE ALBUMS TO WRITE ABOUT IN MY OLD AGE and the new Antony is in at 6.

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 09:33 (sixteen years ago)

mate: We got a 2009 dated thread now.

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 09:45 (sixteen years ago)


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