Oh rilly...The 8 Sexiest Sirens of Indie Rock

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According to TKK at OMGLists.com, the following eight ladies are, The 8 Sexiest Sirens of Indie Rock.

I'm not sure how PJ Harvey didn't make the list (sorry kids, but that woman just ooooozes sex appeal), and well, who else in your view didn't but should've made the cut?

8- Joanna Newsom
7- Kori Gardner
6- Karen O
5- Jenny Lewis
4- Feist
3- Regina Spektor
2- Neko Case
1- Cat Power

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

This is an alternate definition of "sexy," with which I am not familiar.

I eat cannibals, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS GONNA END UP WELL I CAN FEEL IT

Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

a pretty predictable lot...the chicks of shoegaze (Blinda, Miki, Toni) had it all over 'em...

henry s, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Admittedly, the whole "sexy"/eye of the 17 y/o boy thing obviously lacks...where is the "Indie Rock Hot or Not" when you need it?

Did I say need?

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

did any of these sirens actually play at the Siren Music Festival?

henry s, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Usually I agree with TKK at OMGLists.com's opinions on these matters, but this is far below his usual standard. B- at best.

31g, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

I really, really, really don't understand why so many corny indie folx think Feist is "hot".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

does Juliette Lewis count as "indie-rock"?...I'm kinda coming around to her...

henry s, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

gff, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

we're sorry

henry s, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

I really, really, really don't understand why so many corny indie folx think Feist is "hot".

-- jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (5 minutes ago) Link


THANK YOU! her bone structure is so gross and mannish... totally hot voice, though.

Jenny Lewis takes this in a walk.

bernard snowy, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

wow, great thread.

dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

BEST TWO POSTS SO FAR:

Usually I agree with TKK at OMGLists.com's opinions on these matters, but this is far below his usual standard. B- at best.

-- 31g, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

-- gff, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:32 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

A triumph.

The Reverend, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Does the irony get sweeter than a few male feminists hatin' on a silly sex appeal list...whilst simultaneously downloading gigs of porn?

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

DOM PASSANTINO, INTERNET FEMINIST

Noodle Vague, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

ban dblcheeksneek.

dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, monitoring other people's computers is well crepey.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Does the irony get sweeter than a few male feminists hatin' on a silly sex appeal list...whilst simultaneously downloading gigs of porn?

Some would say, do it properly or don't do it at all

DJ Mencap, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Well, that hurts my feelings.

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

(the banning, that is)

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Had to GIS Jenny Lewis. She looks like Kate Nash.

DavidM, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ Danger, kiddieporn

Noodle Vague, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

A similar exercise happening right... http://www.nme.com/index.php?class=rate&ratename=sexiestfemale&action=rate&rating=4&id=11 there

DJ Mencap, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh noes, we're spiraling, downwardly, out of control!!!!

dblcheeksneek, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Cat Power is definitely hot

Bill Magill, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Feist is pretty (but maybe a bit gaunt) and v stylish

blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Gwen Steffani?

I mean, reducing all to whether you fancy them or not is disproportionate to the importance of the music they make.

So, I can safely say I don't like any of her stuff apart from that one about being a "real bad girl" which is OK, and jee, unfanciable also.

Mark G, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Had to GIS Jenny Lewis. She looks like Kate Nash.

they really don't but i can see why you might think that based on some photos

blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Cat Power is fucking horrendous, you may as well lust after fucking Sporty Spice.

Jeeez.

Mister Craig, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Uhh, no.

Bill Magill, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Feist is not sexy.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/music/images/IIOII6.JPG

Yoshimi P-We

Mister Craig, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Pees all over that 8. In my dreams.

Mister Craig, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever man.

Bill Magill, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bowsplusarrows.com/uploaded_images/feist2.jpg

Explain how Feist is sexy, someone.

Mister Craig, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

wow, what indie kids find attractive changed so completely and i never noticed

electricsound, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

i thought people lusted after rilo kiley. or jenny lewis, whatever her name is. regina spektor is about as sexy as your seven year old cousin.

i'll agree with neko case, for sure. mary timony? joan wasser? everyone in electrelane? regine chaussure? mirah?

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

The only two I agree with are #1 and #2.

Has no one mentioned Ida No???

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have a clue who that is

electricsound, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

(geddit)

electricsound, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

M1a from electrelane should be number one.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Where's Perez Hilton on this list?

Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

gff otm

John Justen, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

whassup thread I ain't gonna touch, how you been

J0hn D., Monday, 7 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

John Justen, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I love everything about Chan Marshall.

I've also always loved Kathleen Hanna.

http://www.nndb.com/people/665/000058491/kathleen-hanna.jpg

nicky lo-fi, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

Not sure she counts as an "indie rock siren," but I just spotted Cristina Martinez of Boss Hog/Pussy Galore on 6th Avenue, and she still looks mighty fine (she was coming out of Citarella pushing a stroller).

Alex in NYC, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, skinny white chicks. Pardon me while I yawn so hard my jaw snaps out of place.

unperson, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

that's a mighty hard yawn!! o_O

omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

unperson, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

meg white i say

Zeno, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

God, fuck almost all of you. Seriously.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Amazingly, not all of us are that into fucking. I hate the assumption that everyone has to be, these days.

Emily S., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

Feist is not sexy.

She looks like a man.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

So?

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

an unsexy man.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

but if ur into women who look like unsexy men, do you...

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

do you WHAT

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

fill in the blank.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

Is branwasher and Mister Craig the same person? I don't even understand the "Feist looks like a man" thing. Nor the Cat Power hate.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

wow, great thread.

-- dell, Monday, January 7, 2008 8:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

Sexiest Sirens

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

Dom OTM with his 31g OTM-ing

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

Usually I agree with TKK at OMGLists.com's opinions on these matters, but this is far below his usual standard. B- at best.

-- 31g, Monday, January 7, 2008 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

J0hn's just angry that he isn't there.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol do you go home to your wife every night saying "oh honey you look so THREATENING tonight c'mere...no, don't talk, just look threatening for me"

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

That list is made of RONG.

rogermexico., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

J0hn is more grand dame than siren.

milo z, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6185/spockfail2ih1.jpg

rogermexico., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

BILL SAYS HE CAN'T MAKE DELL 'YOUNGER, TALLER, MALE'...

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

unperson goes home to his wife all "oh shit, i'm gonna exotify you so hard!!"

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

the great thing about colombian women is they don't like to talk just fuck.

omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

When most people think of musical instruments, they tend to envision things like guitars, drums and pianos. But not a lot of people will think of the harp.When most people think of musical instruments, they tend to envision things like guitars, drums and pianos. But not a lot of people will think of the harp.When most people think of musical instruments, they tend to envision things like guitars, drums and pianos. But not a lot of people will think of the harp.When most people think of musical instruments, they tend to envision things like guitars, drums and pianos. But not a lot of people will think of the harp.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

proper harps are crazy expensive

electricsound, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

Lilly Munster played the harp, right?

milo z, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

ban dell

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

dan bell?

http://www.mutelibtech.com/mute/novamute/plus8/dan.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://blankforever.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/wheeler.jpg

PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

what is that

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

This is an alternate definition of "sexy," with which I am not familiar.

-- I eat cannibals, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:16 (Yesterday) Link

THIS THREAD IS GONNA END UP WELL I CAN FEEL IT

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:20 (Yesterday) Link

kiss out the jams, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

i have a snake. thank u very much!

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ok men - not one mention of Liz Phair yet? Of course the indie rock is long gone, but those first coupla of liner note photos and promo shots - droool - Do you feel lucky punk?

BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

ILM is so anti-fun sometimes. Or maybe that's all the time.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

lolz @ all of this

HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

-- gff, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:32 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

+

lolz @ all of this

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:12 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

ILM is so anti-fun sometimes. Or maybe that's all the time.

OTM. So few folks can both dish and take.

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol women

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

lol tolhurst

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Is there not a man among you that will protect these female entertainers from our leering eyes and lustful thoughts?

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

would smash patriarchy

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Here's Chan, whose ambition is to travel and work with children: http://www.charityis.org/mailings/fromfield/01.html

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.charityis.org/mailings/fromfield/images/tile_chan_matt.jpg

I'd walk barefoot over piles of human feces to get to that, eh lads?

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.charityis.org/mailings/fromfield/images/tile_chan_matt.jpg

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

is she the one singing in that ipod ad?

Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

No, that's Cat Power, isn't it?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Where T F is Aimee Mann ?

Hedgerows, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol old people

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ageist yoof. She's still got it.

Hedgerows, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

i never thought a thread about hot chix could be so gay

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I agree, more pix please. Except of Feist.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Damn! Foiled by the 3-image limit. Nr 7 was rowr.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://halmapr.com/news/klaxon/files/2007/03/kla2106sirena.jpg

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

ooooooh^^^^ that is HAWT

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

this fire's starting to go out, let's throw another log in the pile!

http://stereogum.com/gummys/2007/hotties.html

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

YOOO HOOOO OVER HERE GUYS

http://www.pantheon.org/areas/gallery/mythology/europe/greek/sirens.gif

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2119/2170732552_3faf6f2b6c_o.png

Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

good lord those are two white groups of people

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

xp

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.scottkleper.com/blog/webtv.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/18/83/65/cirencester.jpg

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

in the interest of science i read the article at 'omglists' and it is bad.

gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

like real bad

gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Masters of the obvious are too few in these parts.

Welcome.

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

this fire's starting to go out, let's throw another log in the pile!

http://stereogum.com/gummys/2007/hotties.html

Uh-oh - that list's an equal opportunity offender!

Hark, I see the apocalypse on the horizon...

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

like 7 or 8 years ago one of my best friends was dating chan cat power marshall for abt a year and let me tell you that bitch does not take care of herself. i dont know abt now she seems to be looking good but then i swear she showered like once a week. we used to call her cat box. she smelled like cats. apparently she had like 7 or 8 of them. such a total fucking slob. shed always have dried food all over her clothes. always spilling shit. made some really repulsive statements too. so when i see this hotness poll im like oh man if you only knew. also i met kori gardner a couple times and she has terrible skin.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Nobody's perfect

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN NICE JOB ASSHOLES

KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Uh-oh - that list's an equal opportunity offender!

Hark, I see the apocalypse on the horizon...

-- dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:10 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

27%. Fail. Style tips here:

Most shaggable indie chick (sorry, I'm bored right now...) (Caution not safe for work. Also Caution Daisy Chainsaw.)

Angharienne Bradshaw, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

...please no PC type 'you sexist pig' remarks, because I wouldn't arse myself (and don't arse myself) when I have talk about footballer's bums stuffed down my throat at work.

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i8.tinypic.com/6oy2ws5.gif

The Ghost Of Dave Ling, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.frischmarionettes.com/fm_elements/gallery/puppets/elf/elf-right.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://monsterbra.com/ads/monsterbra_all4_thm.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Keep it classy, San Diego.

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

neko lost to jenny because neko has an ugly dogface. she compensates by showing more skin and posing for better pictures, but this does not make her better looking.

milo z, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

t/s stereogum comments vs. youtube

milo z, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://wendylynchphotography.com/EmilyHaines6.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

who

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Emily Haines of Broken Social Scene, Metric, and Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton "fame."

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

how's it goin' thread of certain doom, just thought I'd check in, pls. roast in hell and die lonely, thx

J0hn D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

man, for not wanting to touch the thread, you are behaving kind of weird

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

well maybe if I just touch it once or twice you know

J0hn D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

See, I knew J0hn D wouldn't dignify your query with a response.

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

u guyz r forgetting the hottest indie girl of all

http://www.avrilontheweb.com/picture/avril_lavigne053.jpg

SMASH !11!!!

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/05/22_avril_lg.jpg

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Finding women sexy is sexist.

DavidM, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.taume.com/image/2007-avril-lavigne.jpg

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

your all wrong sept ones supprort hills hillary duff is the BESTand she like her life she works hard more than avril the scummer and she trys her best to be everyones friend on the other hand avril yer avril she rides shes a goth from hell she puts mak up on i saw behind sceans and she looks like a withc from a ass and hilary duff god she beutiful with out make i watch lizzie magurie every day watch ladz girls and he/she HILARY DUFF IS BETTER THEN ANYONE

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Undo! Undo! Avril ≠ indie rock!

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

no way man have u ever heard her early stuff !

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

she is so, she wears a ramones shirt

J0hn D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

Finding women sexy is sexist.

no - calling them bitches though, maybe

J0hn D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Avril is indier and sexier than everyone in the original list. kthxbye.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Avril sux she is really mean to her fans while hilary loves her fans and is really respectful I am a huge Hilary fan so I therefore agree with Hilary So all you hilary haters out there watch out by the way she is not fat or ugly its just amazing for you to see sum1 whos not anorexic in the buissness

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

i guess john is just bummed that he didn't make the hottest indie beefcakes list?

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

no - calling them bitches though, maybe

not if it applies.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

First off who every is just wasting there time taking sides is just SLOW. Hilary and Advril are both doing what they clam they love and if you're doing you, you are going to do that no matter what anybody says. Both of them are bing BANKED so what does that say. Some one is paying them and someone is buying there records, Me personally i'm like this, Money is there, Do what you do to get it, Whatever hater steps up and trys to diss brush the shyt off and COLLECT, so whoever is hatting on who will come out soon. And whoever really has the fans will show in the long run But HILARY DUFF isss sssoo over rated assssss for many of the Artis out there today. DUH Peace out A_TRUE_LADY_CLASSIC

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

hilary has to be nice to her fans because she looks like a horse.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

ass for many of the artis out there today!!!

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Perrlease!!!! to be honest with you I think Hilary is soooooooooo cool young girls can really relate to her music and movie/T.V roles if you think that only the so called tweens can relate to her then she must be a great acteress and singer if they can TOTALLY relate I don't know why you guys have a problem with Hilary she's awsome! As I said she is NOT fat or ugly so STOP dissing her will you!!!!

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

more than avril the scummer

DJ Martian posted that?

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

besides, everyone knows the hottest indie chick is TOTAL BABE who played synth in short-lived NYC nu-wave band "Cream Blush."

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

hilary is a great role model. you know, besides the whole bulimia thing. i like her.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

besides, everyone knows the hottest indie chick is TOTAL BABE who played synth in short-lived NYC nu-wave band "Cream Blush."

yes. everyone knows this.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

ian don't look now but I think somebody beat u 2 that joek

J0hn D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

witty

Main Entry: wit·ty
Pronunciation: \ˈwi-tē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): wit·ti·er; wit·ti·est
Date: before 12th century

1: (archaic) having good intellectual capacity; intelligent
2: amusingly or ingeniously clever in conception or execution
3: marked by or full of wit : smartly facetious or jocular
4: quick or ready to see or express illuminating or amusing relationships or insights
See also: bell_labs' posts

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

I dont like either. tonya @ julia you are dumbasses AVRIL IS NOT HARD PUNK she isnt any kind of punk shes pop cause of how her songs are. none of them sound anything like punk such as Green Day or NOFX. next, to HD Fan, "Hil is a great singer, actress, etc." lets see on the bulshit factor thats off the scale she's bad at everything other than being a prep that she kicks ass at and, well, preps suck so that counts for nothing! Next anyone notice how in pictures she holds a guitar hmm whats wrong with that oh yeah SHE CANT PLAY GUITAR! Also the only reason that she even had a chance at albums and shit are that crazy heads of record companies want money and since she already is a "star" they knew more crazy preps would scram their asses off at the sound of her voice! I am fine with her going after her dream of being a singer i have a dream of being a NHL goaltender but i have to work for thet she had someone else do it for her now if she worked like other music stars such as Led Zeppelin or Angus Young and AC/DC that i would have nothing to say about her music "career". I'm still waitn' for Duff to play the guitar better than the guitarist in my band. Ha like that will ever happen.

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

I think people should b minding there own buisness n leave them alone they r like my heros any 1 who hates them dont freakin have 2 critisize them.If u listen 2 there life story they r pritty awsome hey if hilary duff or avril reads these things this is my email--sxebitchakasxeb✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

um, what is this 1980 everyone knows that it's totally stat quo to play guitar and write your own songs, NOT doing those things is as punk as it gets.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photos/images/avril-v-britney-sk8r.jpg

IF U DONT THIK HITTING BITCHNEY W/UR SKATEBOARD IS PUNK AND INDIE THEN U DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABT IT !

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

wow ok... lol someone has a short fuse temper

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

O DAMN THO BRITNY ASS LOOK REAL GOOD THERE

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Hilary and Avril music is awesome they both can sing great. For lindsey i really dont know her i always do hear or read that shes always bad mouthing Hilary so i cant say that i like her i do like her movies though. BUT MY POINT IS THAT ITS NONE OF HILARYS BUSINESS ABOUT HOW AVRIL TREATS HER FANS HILARY NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF HER OWN BUSINESS AND NEEDS TO QUIT WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FAN, AND FOR HILARY AND LINDSEY GET OVER ALL THIS AARON CARTER THING THERES A LOT OF GUYS THAT ARE CUTER AND HOTTER THEN HIM SO QUIT BAD MOUTHING EACH OTHER. SO FOR HILARY YOU GOT YOURSELF TWO ENEMIES SO IF U DONT QUIT SAYING THINGS U MAY BE THE ONE WHO LOSES YOUR FANS!!!

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

I"D HIT THAT

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

RAW

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

Avril is indier and sexier than everyone in the original list. kthxbye.

-- The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:18 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Frank Kogan memorial

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

get a life hilary duff thinks shes all that but beyonce knowles looks better than hilaryduff and avril and lindsay lindsay lohan is not ugly grow up beyonce will always be numer#1 beyonce is a better singer than hilaryduff even my neece looks better than her stop putting people down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god does not like people putting others down you will go to hell for cussing and dont yall wont it either yall forver forever and forever! my neece is mexican american she s 3 years old im trying to stop cussing

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

ian, did bell_labs hide your meds again?

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

naw b, i brought em back to my apartment this a.m. back on top of the alarm clock where dey oughtta be

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD LUV TO HAVE A MENOJUATWA+1 W/THEM AND RAVEN SIMONE SRSLY - THATD BE LIKE SOME JONAS BROTHERS LEVEL GRAVITATIONAL PULL RITE THERE 4 SHURE !

http://www.grooveshark.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/britney_early_years.jpghttp://avrilgroupie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/avril-lavigne-teen-choice-awards-08.jpghttp://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/06/RAVEN%20SIMONE%20PIC.JPG

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

dude, raven simone is the only one who looks even CLOSE to good in those pics b.

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

YAH SHE THIK FOR REAL!

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

raven needs to quit the coke:

http://i10.tinypic.com/73jqfwg.jpg

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of Liz Phair, Juvenilia wins!

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6185/spockfail2ih1.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

i think lindsey loahan does have real boobs. i mean look at Jesika Simpson, and i was watching somthin on a music channel and she came (hilary duff and she was so gay looking. she is tryin to go punk. if you want to go punk you dont do it over night and come back the next day as a pretty pink princess. althoug she is ugly. i have blonde hair but it is like really dark to be blonde so i am not really making fun of my self and to all the blondes out there that was not about you. Hilaryh8er___________________________________________ also does anyone live in huntington beach california and go to sowers jr. high

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/73kcx90.jpg

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

raven needs to quit the coke:

YAH WE DONT WANT HONEY GETTIN ALL BONEY=ASS ON US LOL

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://arkive.us/img/Fail.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

WHOA SON THAT BITCH RAVEN HILTON GOT BRIAN DAMAGE

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://i18.tinypic.com/8g5swo3.jpg

NAGL

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

YO SON I CAN TELL A SHOP WHEN I SEE ONE CAUSE I SEEN LOTS O SHOPS AND THAT MOSDEF A SHOP

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/omgitsvince/TruckOfFail.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

IF NOT LOL BIGGEST TITAYS IN THE WORLD

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

she gotta be wearin a corset.

ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Rihanna is good...but do you know why iI really don't like her...cause they compare her with legends and huge stars like BEYONCE!!!!Stop compering her with beyonce...lets compare rihanna with whitney too...RIHANNA WILL NEVER BE ON LEVEL OF BEYONCE OR WHITNEY OR CHRISTINA OR CELINE OR MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Rihanna has alien features,and she had a nose surgery u dumb rihanna fans who keep on denying it,look at her old and new pictures,Rihanna has no boobs,no ass nothing!!Beyonce is thick,and is more beautiful,I don't even know why they are compared,rihanna is a hoe,and her CD's are only worth 7 dollars because she sux and she is soo catty and rude,u should've
have seen her on tyra banks what a bittch!!bottom line is I really don't like her,and I hope she fades away,like the other amateur artists.

bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/36/I_detect_fail.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

they were a very cute couple but the reason why they spilt is because ciara has a penis....bow wow decided that he wanted to be gay....sooo he called up nick cannon from wild n out and they got together....ciara is a man......bow wow likes real men like nick...

omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Undo! Undo! Avril ≠ indie rock!

-- dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 6:15 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

LOL U GOT TOOKEN

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Raven Hilton = Maya Rudolph?

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/1188096596016.gif

dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v13/22/14/36911323/n36911323_30397493_6193.jpg

Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

NO MORE BONERZ EVER

jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.salon.com/opinion/kamiya/2008/01/08/obama/story.jpg

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

MAJIK

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

it seems kind of mean that one of the tegans and saras was ranked higher in the stereogum

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

olo
http://i18.tinypic.com/8g5swo3.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/758716524_45adfa0497.jpg

Lingbert, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

that second one is so photoshopped omg y they trying ta make raven fat.

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

unless u were on the cosby show dont say shit abt raven

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.windowsitpro.com/Files/301/Screen_01.gif

dblcheeksneek, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.robertmoir.co.uk/images/pearpc/initial_boot_-_grey_screen_of_death.jpg

dblcheeksneek, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

y are u doing this.

u are ruining an otherwise classic thread.

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

lookin' intersting

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://cdn.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1006427/662289.jpg
looks hot to me

Malcolm Money, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

raven-symone=damn in the unshopped photo

Lingbert, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

Jenny Lewis is cute. Don't like her music tho.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

That Raven Hilton photo - there is a girl on Livejournal whose username is "Jahunka3" and she always posts Raven-related news to the gossip blog Oh No They Didn't with photoshopped pictures of Raven slimmed down (poorly) and whitened. It's awful! There are more..

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 10 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Cat Power has that britishes look, amirite?

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

big ears and bad teeth?

Edward III, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

the bass player from Superchunk
Laura Cantrell

iago g., Friday, 25 April 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

Oh rilly...The 8 Curviest Columbian Wives of Indie Rock

The Reverend, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

I'm all over the music, and yeah, she looks more than kinda hot, but in the end Chan Marshall is too crazy to be sexy.

SecondBassman, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

What a thread.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

It's what ILM does best.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

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Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.readersdigest.co.uk/images/content/French___Saunders_1.jpg

This thread, earlier today.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

I think we focus on this thread's good qualities. It didn't really hurt anybody, and its racial politics don't seem terribly offensive.

J0hn D., Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

ALSO PICTUERS OF HOT INDIE CHIXXORS WHO I WOULD TOTALLY BONE IF I WASBN@T FRIGHTED OF TALKING TO GIRLZ

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 August 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol i forgot i made this another drag-infected thread

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is more interested in talking than fucking

The Reverend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)


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