'The Chronic' 10 years later

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Thoughts now on the album that changed the world more than 'Straight Outta Compton'?

dave q, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's still better dystopia than 'Cold Vein'

dave q, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shit dave you're really shocking the world with that one.

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Greenspun being 'up' is the REAL shocker

dave q, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B/c it isn't so aware that it's presenting a dystopia?

Clarke B., Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Greenspun better dystopia than The Chronic or Cold Vein SHOCKAH!!!

Alex in SF, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The most interesting thing for me is to compare "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" with "Star Child" with "Let Me Ride" - the sonmg-evolving- along-with-society 'Mystery Train' thing - the Afrofuturist 'Staggerlee'?

dave q, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

let me know when you guys are done with this room - i'm gonna go get high in the parking lot.

your null fame, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One of those rare records that delivered exactly what everybody wanted but nobody expected. It's hard to put into perspective now because its influence has been thouroughly absorbed, hard to remember what hip hop was before The Chronic. Most of what comes before it are like snapshots of a kid growing up with all the awkward and brilliant lurches of an adolescent. The Chronic was, for better or worse, hip hop settling into a version of adulthood. There's a gleam to it, a blinding polish that protects its core but leaves the listener one step removed even as it seduces you.

fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The #1 reason skinny suburban white kids with pube-staches think they're pimps. Sad, really.

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The old "hip hop makes white kids act bad" argument. Sad, really.

fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How to absorb an album through overall cultural impact without actually having heard the damn thing = my solution. *Really* sad.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And before anyone has a complete fit, I'm not talking about the singles, which of course were omnipresent. But I never did actually get a copy of the whole album or hear anyone else's, go figure.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fritz: if there was no Chronic, would there be an Icy Hot Stuntaz?

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If there was no Little Richard, would there be no Pat Boone?

fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Doggystyle is better.

original bgm, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is there an album i can eliminate so there'd be no nate patrin?

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, touche. I suppose I should also mention that it's also the ten- years-later point for Check Your Head, and as much as I like that album it's spawned so much horrific rap-rock that it's probably even more nefarious an influence than The Chronic could ever be.

But I think what I should probably note here is that saying hip-hop reached adulthood with The Chronic is like saying rock reached adulthood with, say, Led Zeppelin II- and while I'm not going to pass judgement on the actual musical merit of respective albums, I will say that there's not much "adult" about them, except those things which seem adult to the general teenage mindset- sex, drugs, and rocknroll/rap. There's a niche for that sort of stuff and it can be great, but it's not really a real complete way of going about things- and considering what came since that has a lot more depth and scope, you could make better arguments for Enter the Wu-Tang, the last two Outkast records and Illmatic (to say nothing of underground/club crossover records like Dr. Octagon, Funcrusher Plus, Entroducing or various Ninja Tune material) to better represent rap actually becoming fully matured (for better and worse).

Ergo, The Chronic is its reckless teenage years, and thus a big dumb party album and there's nothing really wrong with that (so long as it's not the work of- well, I'm not naming names, but the operative word here is "party"). That said, how many great albums have followed in the "smokin' grass and pimpin' ass" vein? Doggystyle? OK, that's one (well, at least some people think it's great). Now name me another. Preferably one not produced by Dr. Dre. And before you say Stankonia, stop for a sec and ask yourself if something like "Toilet Tisha" or "Humble Mumble" would actually fit on The Chronic.

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great rebuttal there, Padgett. Shouldn't you be busy whipping up some ugly-ass sequel to your MSPaint Pitchfork Hip-Hop list or something?

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

christ, are you serious?

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I said "a version of adulthood" just as Led Zep II is a version of rock adulthood - a big dumb party but also self-consciously adult in its display of confidence and technical proficiency - and also something of a betrayal or abandonment of a more wild and unpredictable youth, if that makes any sense.

fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

About what? My opinions on The Chronic or my opinions on your "I have a list of Great Hip-Hop Albums but these same records have been mentioned a billion times in a billion other lists so I'll gussy it up with pix of HAMMER and lots of MAUVE" contributions to Pitchfork?

Also, I'll be serious when you are. "HUR HUR I WISH THERE WUZ NO NATE"? Person of unknown ethnicity PLEASE.

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well i forgot lots of underground/club crossovers like dr. octagon, funcrusher plus, entroducing and various ninja tune records, maybe you should get on that patrin!!

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I... uh. I see. ...yeah.

(NOTE: I'm starting to believe that the above sentence is probably the best way to deal with anything Ethan posts.)

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan: kool moe dee nate: ll cool j

J Blount, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan: slick rick. nate: rappin fred and his fruity pebbles.

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan: some dork. Nate: Some other dork.

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chronic is a unique album in music history -- encompassing a particular span of time and emotion over a large swath of population -- despair, anger, things that burn. literally. "The Chronic" in an answer to 10 years in LA, and 10 years later it smolders just as deep.

Sterling Clover, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chronic is a unique album in music history

But there was a sequel!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but not by dr. dre!

death row compilation - "chronic 2000 : still smokin"

dre album - "2001"

bc, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a SUPERIOR sequel.

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think maybe the weed leaf on the cover is a pictograph for 'chronic'?

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's no pictograph, that was an engraving. Or a daguerrotype.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That said, how many great albums have followed in the "smokin' grass and pimpin' ass" vein?

How many great rap albums have there ever been? Calling the Chronic a great album is like calling Pyromania or Thriller a great album -- perhaps true but entirely besides the point and definitely misleading if you're not careful. Thank god E-40 isn't wasting studio time making "albums".

Kris, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i always thought the blocky computer generated style made it look like those jagged cat penis spike things.

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And what do the Icy Hot Whiggers have to do with Dr. Dre? Dre rapped about khakis and flannel shirts for god's sake. You could buy the Dr. Dre uniform at Mervyn's if you wanted to.

Kris, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus. I post my (worthless) opinion and next thing I know people are talking about cat dongs. I'm going to take an Advil and lie down.

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who the fuck spells wigga like that? is it some whig party william henry harrison thing?

ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/images/wh9.gif

hard bangaz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whigger is a racist term. Wigga is just what white people call each other when I'm not around. Or so I'm told.

Kris, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan is like the bulldog in the old warner brother cartoons and jess is like the little chihuahua that jumps around him going "what are we gonna do now boss?"

chaki, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahahah oh mercy.

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.game- revolution.com/games/dreamcast/adventure/floigan_bros6.jpg

chaki, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dubplatestyle: thats the funniest thing ive read all week.
draw a hexagon: i can't even post. i really can't.
Dubplatestyle: haha.
Dubplatestyle: why?
draw a hexagon: like... ILM sucks.
draw a hexagon: i mean, i'm trying to come up with something to say, and utterly failing, because nothing is worth it.
Dubplatestyle: i think chaki's still smarting from ethan calling him the worst regular poster on ilm.

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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matthew m., Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jess, i didnt even know ethan said that.

chaki, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why does the bulldog look like he's the bitch in that picture and the little one's the butch?

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its the introduction to the opposite sketches.

chaki, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is one of the things I couldn't be arsed to point out. I just don't... why do you people even bother? Chaki, what could possibly irritate you about the way Ethan and Jess act? I mean... GAH LETS ARGUE ABOUT PIDDLING SHIT FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE GAAAAK

matthew m., Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anyway, this is just silly now. dave's right. but juvenile's "tha g code" does dystopia better than either of them. it sounds like thunderdome.

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i never said i was irritated.

chaki, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what d'you mean pyromania isn't an album?

mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it SO IS an album,so shutup or buzz off!!

mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also: please compare head-sizes in picture, ethan = normal => jess = tiny QED!!

mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not my fault. i buy my chronic from a witch doctor.

jess, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
rrr

rrrrrrrrrrrv, Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

anyway, this is just silly now. dave's right. but juvenile's "tha g code" does dystopia better than either of them. it sounds like thunderdome.

-- jess, Wednesday, May 1, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

'million and one things' is a) amazing disco and b) great example of rap libertarianism i aired my anxiety about somewhere

gff, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

15 years later!..if you were born the year this came out, you're driving a car now...(with a learners permit)...now there's something to give you anxiety...

henry s, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Not a fan of "The Chronic" itself, but it influenced some of the more decent hip-hop albums out there for the next 2-3 years.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

lol@the chronic being about hip hop reaching adulthood.

titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, 13 January 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

Not a fan of "The Chronic" itself, but it influenced some of the more decent hip-hop albums out there for the next 2-3 years.
Name some. (Not challenging you, I'm curious...)

lol@the chronic being about hip hop reaching adulthood.
I laughed too, but I see what everyone was getting at. Should we just call it a wonderful evolutionary step? This album blew me away when I was ... what, 11? 12? And then Doggystyle! Whiggers ruined me of this music for some time (I was 14, a little slack) and of course I eventually got over it. I finally got around to buying this and Doggystyle again just a few years ago and took them on a road trip with a friend, we couldn't believe how good they still are.

So no one cares what Dre owes to Eddie Worrell? I expected that to be a hot subject in here.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:21 (seventeen years ago)

Name some.

G-Funk in general. Snoop Dogg, Coolio. But most of all "All Eyez On Me".

Geir Hongro, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

Aah, I mean BERNIE Worrell.

Geir: I didn't expect you to drop Coolio. I never liked him as much way back when, but I've been meaning to pick something up again anyway, maybe you're the one to give the notion enough spark for follow through...

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe it's just a factor of seeing the hazy-bordered "Nothin But a G Thang" video a thousand times when I was a kid, but I've never heard Chronic as dystopian. It always sounded more like a Roger Rabbit-style noir cartoon to me.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

<i>lol@the chronic being about hip hop reaching adulthood.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, January 13, 2008 9:06 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link</i>

i don't know how silly that is..."adulthood" is a weird term, but i remember ?westlove remarking once that he saw that album - and ready to die - as sort of the end of the "golden age" hip hop and the beginning of a new era...whereas he saw enter the wu tang and the low end theory, two albums out around then, as the last "golden age" albums...the end of the line. which kind of makes sense to me in a way.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

every rap thread from '02 is required to mention "Cold Vein"

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

i'm ashamed to admit i've never heard that album.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

Person of unknown ethnicity PLEASE.

-- Nate Patrin, Wednesday, May 1, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

All Eyez On Me isn't really G-Funk though, Warren G's Regulate more like, or Twinz

rizzx, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Eastside LB is da jam

rizzx, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Notable things about The Chronic:

-Dre would go on to use the beat from "Fuck Wit Dre Day" approximately 3454343 more times

-"Let Me Ride" is the perfect 'cruising' tune

-They managed to put out a song involving the events of April 29, 1992, which really said little at all....yet you don't care because the beat is so cool.

-"Deez Nuts" features a great Daz guest, and a nice Nate Dogg moment

-The 20,000 Sack pyramid is hilarious but it's sad to hear what The D.O.C. sounds like after his vocal cords were crushed

-"Nothin but a G Thang" is played out

-Dre is a better producer than he is a rapper

-"Stranded on Death Row" is a great group joint

-The album is still enjoyable to this day

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

ban bo

deej, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

suck a dick

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

eazy bo can eat a big fat diiiiick

deej, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

deej bendin' over, so deej gettin' fucked

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

gap teeth in his mouf so mah dick's gots to fit

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)

-"Nothin but a G Thang" is played out

this is the RONGest thing ever said on ilm ever

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

people still go nuts for this shit at parties

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

^^as classic as the chronic

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

lol N64.

The Brainwasher, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

Perfect Dark was that shit.

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

I wager that Bo Jackson is like a hypersubtle Passantino puppet.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

you could probably cop an n64 + cruisin usa for 25 dollars off ebay right now

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

also golden eye 2-player was REALLY that shit

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

bjo posts too much on ilnfl to be a dom puppet (or a puppet of any britisher)

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

hypersubtle Passantino

does ... not ... compute

deej, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

-Dre is a better producer than he is a rapper

lolwtfomgstfu

deej, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

are you saying vice versa, because if so, I think you're mentally disabled....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

then again, I think that anyway.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

Bo Jackson Lolverdrive

gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

deej took his nickname from a character on Full House....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

Bo Jackson Lolverdrive

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 6:50 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

Notable things about The Sky:

-It is blue.

-There are clouds in it.

-Clouds feature some great animal shapes. One looks like a horse.

-"Precipitation" is played out

-It is pretty.

-The sky is still enjoyable to this day

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, January 19, 2008 2:22 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

the earth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the sky

gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 06:29 (seventeen years ago)

haha this thread turned into a gem

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 07:37 (seventeen years ago)

Someday, someone will explain to me what the hell was so damn revolutionary about that album. Or Dre himself, for that matter.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 19 January 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

sigh

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)

wow...even people that usually don't like the album at least understand its significance.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

Perfect Dark was that shit.

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:24 (11 hours ago)

i miss that game. and goldeneye

am0n, Saturday, 19 January 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

but I'll bite. it furthered what Dre was beginning to do on Efil4zaggin and it basically LAUNCHED g-funk...how many albums do you know that sounded like it before it came out?

not to mention it launched sevvvvvvvverrrral rappers careers.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

the more you knowwwwwwwwww

deej, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

hit records create musical genres...

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe it's just a factor of seeing the hazy-bordered "Nothin But a G Thang" video a thousand times when I was a kid, but I've never heard Chronic as dystopian. It always sounded more like a Roger Rabbit-style noir cartoon to me.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, January 18, 2008 6:44 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

is this a completely boring opinion or something

i was hoping somebody'd have something to say

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

well for one thing the 'dystopian' thing they were on about was relentlessly corny, as for your post when i was a kid and chronic had just come out, they were far too badass and cool to be 'cartoon' really, i mean shit was real but i liked it cuz it was cool and didnt seem easy to distance like that

deej, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

It's called, "had to be there" hoos

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

Notable things about The Sky:

-It is blue.

-There are clouds in it.

-Clouds feature some great animal shapes. One looks like a horse.

-"Precipitation" is played out

-It is pretty.

-The sky is still enjoyable to this day

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 July 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

Someday, someone will explain to me what the hell was so damn revolutionary about that album. Or Dre himself, for that matter.

but I'll bite. it furthered what Dre was beginning to do on Efil4zaggin and it basically LAUNCHED g-funk...how many albums do you know that sounded like it before it came out?

No seriously, I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm truly interested. Exactly what IS G-Funk - what new elements did Dre bring to the table to create it? Were they truly new or did he just rearrange old stuff in a revolutionary new way?

Seems to me that his (and Snoop's) major contribution was a general slowing-down of the tempos. Which I guess does count as a kind of innovation, altough an unwelcome one to my own ears.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 19 July 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

-The sky is still enjoyable to this day

The sky is a popular drink and it still is.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 19 July 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

*was

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 19 July 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

"did he just rearrange old stuff in a revolutionary new way?"

not necessarily revolutionary, but definitely in a most excellent way.

mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.billandted.org/pics/ea/bteastage.jpg

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Saturday, 19 July 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

I think it's still better dystopia than 'Cold Vein'

-- dave q, Wednesday, May 1, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

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and what, Saturday, 19 July 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

Good grief, 'The Chronic' is turning 20 next year!

I feel old

geeta, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Now it really is time for the doctor to check your ass.

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

sounds really old too

i don't think this album has held up well at all

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

Not enough lesbian disses iirc

j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

man there's many opinions I can get with but "this album has not held up well at all", geezus you're talking about this like it's a Young MC album...

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

Good grief, 'The Cold Vein' is turning 10 next year!

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Thursday, 23 June 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

Cold Vein sounds about a hundred years older than The Chronic, ironically.

j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 June 2011 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

Now it really is time for the doctor to check your ass.

― Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I loled

jawmes hetfeld (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 23 June 2011 08:14 (fourteen years ago)

"let me know when you guys are done with this room - i'm gonna go get high in the parking lot."
this pretty much sums up me and this album. I can't believe it's 20 years old. I wonder what my long lost high school stoner friend is up these days. The last time I listen to The Chronic was with him, doing donuts in some farmer's pasture our senior year at 3 in the morning.

JacobSanders, Thursday, 23 June 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

"The Chronic" was never a great album - this record and "Straight Outta Compton" are the Terrible Twins of overrated West Coast/Gangsta rap (by no means am I implying that all West Coast and gangsta rap records are overrated, but these ones are beyond belief - influence outweighing artistic merit enormously). I loved the three singles as a kid, and the rest of the record is at least thematically if not musically consistent (unlike S.O.C.), but content-wise it's both half-assed and noxious. At least Ghostface's "Wildflower" or Ice Cube's "You Can't Fade Me" or any given Geto Boys pack a punch and sometimes even a storyline alongside the bitch-dissing; Snoop and Dre's misogyny isn't laconic, it's rote. Sharper rappers know how to make the offensive stuff signify; "Bitches Ain't Shit" is just gross. And as for the music, it sure sounded nice to virgin ears weaned on rock and roll - and to a teenager to green to appreciate Public Enemy just yet - but once I heard real P-Funk, not to mention Digital Underground, I found out those liquid basslines and buzzing high synths had been put to much better use elsewhere. "I thought I was sleazy," the Doctor proclaims on "Dre Day." You are sleazy, Andre - even (shit, especially) with Suge Knight (later Jimmy Iovine) writing your checks instead of Jerry and Eazy. The real problem is you don't have anything to say about it - unlike B.A O'Shea, whose "No Vaseline," despite or maybe because of its unchecked bigotry/brutalism, is a better diss record than you or Snoop will ever write.

Yeah, I know Dre doesn't write his lyrics, but at least he could find better ghostwriters - on "2001," which has better beats overall, the rhymes (save for "Forgot About Dre," "Still D.R.E." and "The Watcher" - not incidentally among the few ghosted by proven greats) are even worse. And sure, Dre's got some of the sharpest ears in the business, but without a good mouthpiece or a sample worth salvaging he's like a hip-hop Tom Scholz - immaculate craft in the service of schlock. "California Love" is his triumph, not Tupac's. "Nuthin' But A G Thang" is still genius even though it's mostly Snoop and it jacks Leon Heywood wholesale. And a couple dozen other beats half-justify his inflated, already-depreciating rep (including 3 focus cuts on Straight Outta Compton that belong just as much to Ice Cube and demolish everything else on the record). But overall dude has done way more harm than good.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

ehh, I would say early Geto Boys was extreeeeeeeeeeemely similar to N.W.A. in lyrical scope early on. Yea, Willie D was political, but no more than Ice Cube, and for fuck's sake, "Read These Nikes!".

most of the additional depth the Geto Boys added started on We Can't Be Stopped

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

regarding Chronic, I just think you're flat out RONG, you tend to assign 'faults' to those people who rate it so highly (i.e., insinuating everyone who worshipped it so must have been a rock 'n roll fan new to rap or hadn't heard Public Enemy).

lyrics on Chronic are extremely catchy, and probably stuck in my head the easiest of rap from that era.

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

(also your post seems quite revisionist)

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Actually in the part about Public Enemy I was referring explicitly to my teenaged self.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

I'm arguing here that one of the reasons "The Chronic" was overrated was that white rock fans (like my teenaged self) "got" it more than they did with a lot of other hip hop, at least initially.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

that really only tackles the commercial response and not the critical love it got, though...

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I never listen to it, and never did really. Singles were obviously ubiquitous/unavoidable. I went back to it last year and was very put-off by the majority of it tbh, but then it doesn't have any nostalgic appeal for me. I do get why it's canonical and how influential it was, but it's not my favorite work from the Dr.

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

RE Neanderthal - I will have to read more of the reviews from that era. I'm going partly on gut feeling from personal experience here, which could be total bullshit. Also, Geto Boys were a bad example upthread. Nevertheless, I stand by what I wrote about why "The Chronic" just isn't that great.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

i'm kinda with thewufs on this one. i don't think The Chronic is a bad album or whatever, yeah it's overrated but only in the way that every billion-seller in the 90's is. i just don't like where it led hip-hop afterwards. ultimately if I have to consider "why is mainstream hip-hop so damn boring" I always trace it back to this album.

frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

you know what is REALLY bad is EFIL4ZAGGIN

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

ultimately if I have to consider "why is mainstream hip-hop so damn boring" I always trace it back to this album.

nah think you can post-date that a little later to the appearance of a little guy named Puffy

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

xpost I like that album. clearly missing Cube, but the production was only a step away from what came later on The Chronic.

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

And my thoughts about Dre's legacy are admittedly conflicted - someday I'll write something clearer and more extensive. He has produced some undeniably great records, though.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Production-wise, "EFIL4ZAGGIN" might actually be solider than "The Chronic." Lyrically - well, let's just pretend it's horrorcore and leave it at that.

thewufs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

thewufs mostly otm in his original post. Ghostface's "Wildflower" is a good counter-example.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

wow when did this thread turn into the island of lost SBs?

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Wow horrible discussion itt

Nice try neanderthal but bail imo

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

The Chronic [Interscope, 1992]

The crucial innovation of this benchmark album isn't its conscienceless naturalization of casual violence. It's Dre's escape from sampling. Other rappers, as they are called, have promised to create their own musical environments, usually without revealing how much art and how much publishing fuels their creative resolve. But Dre is the first to make the fantasy pay out big-time. The world he hears in his head isn't the up-to-date P-Funk fools say they hear--that would be too hard. Instead he lays bassline readymades under simulations of Bernie Worrell's high keyb sustain, a basically irritating sound that in context always signified fantasy, not reality--stoned self-loss or, at a best Dre never approaches, grandiose jive. This is bell-bottoms-and-Afros music, its spiritual source the blaxploitation soundtrack, and what it promises above all is boom times for third-rate flautists--sociopathic easy-listening. Even if it's "just pop music," as some rationalize, it's bad pop music. C+

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

ultimately if I have to consider "why is mainstream hip-hop so damn boring" I always trace it back to this album.

nah think you can post-date that a little later to the appearance of a little guy named Puffy

― winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:03 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

well, I guess it all comes down to when you think hip-hop got boring. but if you're talking about what's on the radio right now, by and large, I don't think it has much to do with either of these guys.

original bgm, Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

what it promises above all is boom times for third-rate flautists--sociopathic easy-listening

lol this guy

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

if you're talking about what's on the radio right now, by and large, I don't think it has much to do with either of these guys.

sure. as noted this shit is super old

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

gotcha.

original bgm, Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

I don't mind "sociopathic easy listening" as nomenclature to describe lots of Wu-Tang and Mobb Deep tbh.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

Unlike Christgau I don't hate Dre (and even he gave it up for "California Love," Eminem and a handful of other productions), but when I read that review on Xgau's site for the first time about a decade ago I realized that it pretty much nailed all of my issues with the album quite succinctly. And even though I never loved "The Chronic" to begin with, I never heard it the same way again. So yeah, I bit some of his rhetoric in my long post, though I didn't put it across quite so succinctly.

thewufs, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

Erm, didn't mean to use the same adv/adv combination to end two sentences in a row, but that's posting-without-reviewing for you. You get my drift.

thewufs, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

hey y'all

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

deeeeeez nuuuuuuts

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

otm

jawmes hetfeld (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 24 June 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

a little guy named Puffy

― winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

aw that lil guy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

rev otm

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Friday, 24 June 2011 06:26 (fourteen years ago)

HELL NO BITCH YOU'D HAVE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2011 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

you's a penguin lookin muthafucka

jawmes hetfeld (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 24 June 2011 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

classic, though i tend to skip nigga with a gun and ratatattat. and better than EFIL, which felt hollow if perfectly executed like a big hollywood action flick or something. 100 miles... was the last great NWA release.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 24 June 2011 08:58 (fourteen years ago)

chronic - also the last time dre had good/well suited ghostwriters working for him.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 24 June 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

kind of hilarious to think of this album as hip hop reaching maturity though, in any way apart from - maybe- musically, though even then, thats only if you think rap producers hiring musicians = maturity, which i dont really agree with

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 24 June 2011 09:02 (fourteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Youse a penguin lookin' motherfucker

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:09 (three years ago)

one month passes...

How many great rap albums have there ever been? Calling the Chronic a great album is like calling Pyromania or Thriller a great album -- perhaps true but entirely besides the point and definitely misleading if you're not careful. Thank god E-40 isn't wasting studio time making "albums".

― Kris, Wednesday, May 1, 2002 8:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

most wtf post itt

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 06:17 (three years ago)

leaving everything else aside, e-40 has recorded something like 50 albums lol (many before 2008)

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 13:26 (three years ago)

not all genres are album genres?

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 13:47 (three years ago)

hip-hop isn't one anymore, but at the time, it definitely was, and The Chronic is definitely an album of repute.

and E-40 not being an album artist is o_O.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 15:09 (three years ago)

I like the idea of "misleading if you're not careful"--like you need to put these records' greatness in the proper context otherwise people will think you like popular music.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 15:21 (three years ago)


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