Worst of the platinum R.E.M. albums

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Monster 17
Green 12
New Adventures in Hi-Fi 9
Automatic for the People 6
Document 4
Out of Time 4


If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

hifi easy

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

Hi-Fi doesn't have "The Wrong Child" and "Orange Crush."

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Green.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

"Monster" by far.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

Followed by "Hi-Fi" and "Document". The rest are all great.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

Alfred OTM

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

Green has "You Are The Everything," which is good but not comparable to past glories or the next album's country cousin "Half a World Away"; the catchy throwaway "Get Up" and deserved hit "Stand." The rest is average to awful ("Hairshirt"!).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

Probably Green for me as well.

NAiHF is probably the most underestimated R.E.M. album. That said, you'll find the occasional R.E.M. fan here and here that will claim it's the greatest of all, which isn't true either (to these ears, anyway). Almost everyone will agree it's overlong by about 20 minutes, but no one can seem to agree one which 20 minutes to cut!

Z S, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

the Brits adored NAIHF at the time.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

Out Of Time

The strawman from the hilarious 'ilx' race threads (some dude), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

New Adventures by a long shot. I listened to it last week and it was still hard work.

I love Green but I lived in Atlanta in 1988-9 and so it's a very personal thing. I wouldn't try to defend "Hairshirt" in impersonal terms, but I love it.

Euler, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

Almost everyone will agree it's overlong by about 20 minutes, but no one can seem to agree one which 20 minutes to cut!

The one song that most obviously should have been cut away was the initial single....

Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

Isn't "Inside Out" on Green?

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

"the Brits adored NAIHF at the time."

This Brit still does. I never understood the hate. The correct answer is Green.

Dorianlynskey, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

they still may! I just remember the ecstatic reception at the time, akin to how Automatic was received in Amerikay.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Hi Fi" will not get any votes here, simply because those who dislike it dislike "Monster" more.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

Using my expert reading comprehension skillz and information presented here in the last 10 minutes, I predict that your prediction will be incorrect.

Z S, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

Gross

extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hooters in Winston-Salem (will), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

(In fairness I'm not sure I listened to naihf more than once over the system at the cd store where I was employed when it came out)

(I sorta don't hate green. Was little kid living in ga when it dropped)

extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hooters in Winston-Salem (will), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

The second half of Document is pretty forgettable, I'm going with that.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

There's about 3 songs on each of these that I really, really like surrounded by some real bullshit. Having a difficult time deciding which offering of songs I like more and/or which bs filler I like least.

extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hooters in Winston-Salem (will), Friday, 12 December 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

NAIHF is great! Going with Document.

the ref (ed hochuli ha ha) (call all destroyer), Friday, 12 December 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

Green

kornrulez6969, Friday, 12 December 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

Gotta go with the masses on this one: Monster sucks.

D'Andrelo, the gay white ex-con (Pillbox), Friday, 12 December 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

but the masses made Monster one of the band's biggest sellers!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 12 December 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

And then they sold all those copies back to their local record store, where they still are to this day

D'Andrelo, the gay white ex-con (Pillbox), Friday, 12 December 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

At last, an easy R.E.M. poll -- Automatic For the People, the only truly boring record R.E.M. ever made. Surprising in that they managed to include the clunkiest, and most obvious of their political songs ("Ignoreland") the sappiest and emptiest of their ballads ("Everybody Hurts") and the weakest lead single (the lifeless "Drive," which R.E.M. had the sense to leave off their most recent hits comp) all on one album. At the time, I liked the poppier tracks on this ("Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite," "Man on the Moon") all right, but today they seem bouncy and cheap. The only thing on the record that R.E.M. doesn't do much better elsewhere is the moody, organy, dirgy stuff ("Sweetness Follows" and "Star Me Kitten") which, while not as good as "Low," at least follow the lead of that song in a new and reasonably interesting direction.

I think part of the reason I somewhat overrate "What's the Frequency, Kenneth" is that it was such a mammoth effing RELIEF in 1994 to hear something new from R.E.M. that didn't sound like this mopey and poorly thought out mess.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ realest of talk.

extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hסּסּters in Winston-Salem (will), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Guayaquil=clueless

"Automatic For The People" is a fantastic album, filled with wonderful highly melodic pop songs, stripping off all "rock" elements. They should have stayed in that genre for the rest of their career.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 14 December 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hi-Fi. I could try to argue that none of the others have so much filler, but I'm biased by the fact that all previous albums were purchased and memorized before my last adolescent growth spurt. I find it hard to hear what's obv filler as filler (at least melodically) on them. If you chopped off Binky through Low Desert it might compete with others for me.

da croupier, Sunday, 14 December 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

Monster is the only one of these I never listen to. Hi Fi is just too long but at least has lots of good things in it somewhere.

akm, Sunday, 14 December 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

I'm actually surprised that Geir likes AFTP so much; so few chords!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 14 December 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 18 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

I'm actually surprised that Geir likes AFTP so much; so few chords!

Hahahahaha.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 18 December 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

i don't really know what this band is about, musically

besides jangling obv

j., Monday, 28 July 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

the key of G

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

but yeah idgi either

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

faster big star radio city filtered through vague punk artiness

mattresslessness, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

until 1987, after that idk

mattresslessness, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

Out of Time and Automatic can be tossed in a lake of fire afaic, but there's nothing wrong with the other ones here (and especially the order they ended up in after this poll).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

listening to green, and my impression is mainly one of formlessness, for the album and the songs

of course when they hit a radio number they know how to let it rip

j., Monday, 28 July 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

but i was thinking more stylistically, like, throw in a little mandolin here, little wicky-wicky there, 60s jangles but 80s bigass drum plods, this sense of kind of filling up the space with stuff to make it more energetic but without a musical idea to tie it together

j., Monday, 28 July 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

until 1987, after that idk

I was a big fan in jr. high/high school and then when I go back and listen to them yeah idgi. the production and instrumentation are all so one-dimensional (never something I would accuse Big Star of), there's just a flatness to it all. Stipe is interesting in his mumbly southern surrealist way for awhile but most of the time I just don't give a shit what he's singing about. I did think it was curious how much of an explicitly *dance* band they started out to be - it made sense that they were in the same scene as the B-52s, playing this upbeat post-punk dance music for white people but idk it just lacks a sonic depth (oh look this track has TWO guitar parts! *snore*) to my ears.

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

and then yeah when they throw in a mandolin part to color things oh look it's a one note part

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

are there r.e.m.-influenced bands going right now?

j., Monday, 28 July 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

I haven't heard a band seriously influenced by REM since Guadalcanal Diary, and they were contemporaries.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Fwiw I think Green is the worst album they did up to and including Monster. (I didn't really keep track after that.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

^^ otm

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

after 1996 there was competition

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

I'm a 90's REM whore and even I hate Out of Time.

austinato (Austin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

out of time is grebt

terrible cover tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

"Radio Song" aside, I love Out of Time.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

i love that song

some dude, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

if hi-fi wasn't here and I had to pick an album of the batch i worshipped as a kid, i'd probably go with Automatic. Though Green was the first CD I ever bought, I'm pretty sure AFTP was the first new album I got after acquiring (at least most of) the back catalog and becoming a real rock press addict (my first Rolling Stone was the one promoting out of time going #1). So it'd suffer from a relative lack of mystery for me even if it didn't have ballads as straightforward as "everybody hurts." And while I still love it, I enjoy Monster's bubblegum rock a little more on the whole.

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

big moment in my musical life when i copped the NAIHF CD prior to official release date, then rushed home to play it, and was all like :|
to this day that album fucking sucks -- I think it's resentment on my part

You. Squared. (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

if new adventures had been 48 minutes like monster and automatic and the group broke up after it i'd probably wear rem t-shirts every day and basically talk about them like that bruce mccullough character talks about the doors

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

i guess i should be glad they destroyed their mystique for that 80 million

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

new adventures is my favorite r.e.m. album at this point which i've probably said in other r.e.m. threads

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Monster/Green/AFTP>>>>>>Document

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

Sund4r and Alfred OTM re Green

Brad C., Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

All the Green hate makes me sad. It's been my favorite for quite a few years at this point.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

This band is pretty unassailable thru NAIHF though tbh I havent heard green in forever so it might be terrible. I like monster!

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

My favorite is probs reckoning at this point.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

The end of my R.E.M. fandom was when song lyrics were printed inside Green.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

only "World Leader Pretend."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

That was all that was needed.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

are there any circumstances in which lyric sheets are elvis-permissable?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Whenever the lyrics are better than some sub-Bernie Taupin b.s.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

are there r.e.m.-influenced bands going right now?

real estate?

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

I have a cassette player in my car and recently bought a factory cassette copy of Green at the swap meet and was kind of knocked out by the sound. I had the record when it originally came out. Somehow, hearing the cassette version, it feels like it really makes sense as their major label debut.

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

Out Of Time is my favourite REM album, I think.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 10:35 (eleven years ago)

Mine too. I think.

Euler, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 10:35 (eleven years ago)

Automatic doesn't feel like it's aged too well. I found a s/h copy of Green recently and am looking forward to hearing it properly for the first time soon.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 10:45 (eleven years ago)

Automatic feels impervious to ageing for me, the exception being Ignoreland which is probably the single most dated thing in the REM catalogue.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:33 (eleven years ago)

There are bad tracks on the other albums, sometimes many of them, but New Adventures is just boring from start to finish. I don't know if I have ever made it through the whole thing.

skip, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)

I'm curious as to why people dismiss Ignoreland so often? It doesn't really seem that out of place to me on the album, or of any greater or lesser quality, but a lot of people don't like it.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

I always want to hate it - this goofy document 2 bass-popper with a corny title in the middle of their moody Out Of Time 2, but honestly I don't hate it

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

I don't think New Adventures is boring at all. I agree it's one of those 'random select' records like Wowee Zowee or Troutmask which can be a bit much to take in all at once, but can be listened to in any order and go through a range of styles. It dips a little in the middle but I still think things like Electrolite, Leave and How The West Was Won are among their best and/or most remarkable songs.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)

I can't stand "Ignoreland," but I never liked ATFTP anyway. "Ignoreland" sounds like a high-school sophomore's first attempt at writing a "political" song.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

admittedly i never really took notice of the lyrics. come to think of it, i rarely do with REM.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

Mike mills punctuating stipes "oh my god the us government is 1991 is sooo embarrasing" verses with "ignoooreland" feels not unlike Kirk Hammett offering "my lifestyle defines my death style" during the recording of st anger

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

I usually don't notice R.E.M. lyrics either, but when they stand out (and stand out as crappy), I can't help but notice. And the arrangement, ugh, it's straight out of the worst AOR schlock on the Who's It's Hard (specifically, "It's Your Turn").

Rocking out used to be second nature to R.E.M., but here it sounds like a chore.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

Which is exemplified by the most unenthusiastic "yeah, yeah, yeah" ever recorded.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

Also I love that Stipe is so bad at writing a political song that one of his indictments of the government is "the president threw up on a guy once".

cwkiii, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)

xxpost I think I must have heard that album at such a young (and still rather impressionable) age that I find it hard to discern much about AFTP in quite the same way.
Didn't even realise what it was supposed to be about until just now. Think as a young teen I'd assumed it was about the Roman empire, apropos of nothing(!)
FWIW I bought (What's The Story) Morning Glory on the same day, so trite lyrics and hoary rock tropes were par for the course for a young dog latin.

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

It's also just odd in the context of the album

"Please don't kill yourself"
*moody instrumental*
"Family funeral, omg we're getting older"
"Sigh...remember that tragic actor?"
"OH MY GOD if I have to deal with a second term of George Herbert walker bush, I'm gonna...I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!"
"Hey, baby..."

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

i don't really know what this band is about, musically

I think they always had a sort of classicist tendency. Even when Green mandolin/accordion tracks that were experimental in structure, I think they were going after something historically evocative. At their best, wherever it occurred through the years, they were absolutely brilliant at it. I was a teenager when the Mitch Easter/Don Dixon records came out and it was like, "OK, these people know music better than I do and they're passionate and they're really nailing it."

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

*Even with

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

With the exception of a song or two from most of these albums that I'd happily chuck in the gutter, this is a classic run culminating in their best album. I think Up is utterly defensible, too, if a pretty clear sign of the decline to come. I think I tried to listen to Reveal twice.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

So I just checked out Radio Song for the first time... wtf? That is like, one of the worst songs I've ever heard. How is this band still wellconsidered?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

that's like hearing "Dancing in the Street" and going…wtf? This is like, one of the worst songs I've ever heard. How is Mick Jagger still well considered?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

Probably, and I do have the same reaction to several RS videos from the eighties. But to my knowledge Dancing in the Street isn't the opening track to an album generally seen as some sort of breakthrough.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

Like, Waiting for a Friend, how did their carreer survive that?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

"Radio Song" is one of those aforementioned chuck-worthy songs for me (see also: "Ignoreland", "Shiny Happy People", maybe not all of "You" but definitely Stipe's singing at the end of "You").

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

Totally agree with Radio Song. Opening song for millions of new REM fans and its woeful.

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

Stipey would do a nice Dancing in the Sheets

Euler, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

I think I like all their bubblegum songs.

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

undoubtedly said this on some thread over the last decade but the guru/manager of the local record store in my hometown told me he'd gotten off the boat with REM with Life's Rich Pageant, but threw on Out of Time due to the big sales uptick. Said he was digging those opening arpeggios and then...whaaaat the fuuuuuck

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

What are you saying, what are you playin, who are you obeyin, day out and day in? HUH

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

And a single. Its not like they tried to hide to it on the second side.

if they were going for some kind of Finest Worksong-impact of an opening song then they failed abysmally

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it

Worst opening couplet of a 'classic' album ever?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

What would someone expect from bubblegum that differs significantly from that?

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

if they were going for some kind of Finest Worksong-impact of an opening song then they failed abysmally

the song got a grammy nomination for Best Rock Song and the album doubled the sales of the one before it, i'll take a slice of that failure please

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

more than doubled, actually

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

This was NME single of the week.

They gave OOT 10/10 as well though (also, NME)

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

let's also not forget Murmur opens with

Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay
Reason: it could polish up the gray

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

It's probably best to think of Out Of Time as an absolutely outstanding EP with some doofy bonus tracks that were unfortunately sequenced randomly among the other songs rather than tacked on at the end.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

Out of Time def boasts the biggest gap between its best stuff, which is also among the band's best, and worst stuff, which is also among the band's worst. That's something.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

I mean, five or six of those songs are among the absolute best songs in their discography.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

Yes to what Josh just said.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

Whatever people thought of Radio Song at the time, surely it must have the worst rep of any classic era REM single (Stand, maybe)

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

Zero issues with "Stand". It's fun.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

i dunno, if you want an album of mandolin-led ballads and whatnot without the goofy stuff you could just listen to the decemberists

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

ok, checking out stand now... again, wtf?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

man, i do not get rem at all.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

One thing with Out of Time - how could they not find room for the likes of Fretless given some of the stuff that did make it?

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

I don't remember even the slightest critical peep about the awfulness of "Radio Song" at the time. I didn't hate it myself at the time -- I was just glad that it didn't sound like that awful, meandering, shapeless, dynamic-free "Losing My Religion" -- but it sounds monumentally embarrassing now.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

I remember getting the Radio Song promo 12" with remixes and thinking if I held on to it it would be worth money one day. HAHAHAHAHA. I was dumb.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

I like Stand though.....they did the goofy stuff really well

People rag on SHP and that but their ability to pull that off is one of their biggest strengths of the platinum years. Depends what you want from REM?

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

let's also not forget Murmur opens with
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay
Reason: it could polish up the gray

two things about "radio free europe":

1. yet another album-opening song that has something to do with radio, and that was an emphasis track for radio, and that is not nearly as good as, nor nearly all that representative of, the rest of the album.

2. i've been listening to it for 30 years and until your post 5 minutes ago i had no idea those were the lyrics. the first line, sure. the second line has never elicited anything better than a random, wild wild guess from me.

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

That was one of the best things about pre-enunciation R.E.M: you could just make up your own words.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

Radio Song is great, this is madness

at the time my two favorite acts were rem and bdp so the song's existence blew my mind and maybe I never got it back

Euler, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

The problem with Out Of Time, I think, is that it sounds half calculated. Like they were going for something with broader appeal rather than trusting their instincts. Which paid off, I guess. But there's no precedent for anything like "Radio Song" in their discography, which gives it the faint reek of an exec bellowing, "Synergy, fellas!"

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

I do like Shiny Happy People, though. It sounds as if they absolutely know they are being ridiculous.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

A problem for older fans and turn of the 90s REM is if you dont like whimsical REM and/or mandolins, youre shit out of luck.

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

Eh, Radio Song's fun, Stand's one of my fav REM songs, chill

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

I don't remember even the slightest critical peep about the awfulness of "Radio Song" at the time. I didn't hate it myself at the time -

yeah i think assuming this was some failed corporate synergy ignores the fact that the song came out in an era where lots of "alternative" had that punk-meets-funk vibe and as the vanguard of alternative its not insane they experimented with it and its far goofier in the REM discography than in the age of Lollapalooza Year One.

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

but then q-tip did show up on around the sun

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

Problem is REM sounds so stiff with any sort of 'crossover'

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

i'm so so pleased with my thread revive

your hatred is strong

j., Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

it was a time where faith no more and fishbone were more promising commercially than anybody from seattle, and when no one would have guessed the chili peppers would crossover with a power ballad

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

"an era where lots of "alternative" had that punk-meets-funk vibe"

the golden era

Euler, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

seriously

Euler, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

Just listened to "Shiny Happy People (Dance to the Music Mix)" for the first time. There's a little surprise toward the end.

There was a sort of funk track on their demo tape, I think. Can't remember the name.

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

rather than lenny waronker saying "you gotta get a rapper on this, boys, earn me some $" it was that "hey our new demo is funky, y'know i met krs-1" was not going to responded with "are you fucking high"

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

And that little bit of tune before "Rockville," I think, on Reckoning.

timellison, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

krs-one on "radio song" was not anything remotely close to "corporate synergy." it's not as if krs-one was a pop star in 1991.

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

That little tune is infinitely more funky than "Radio Song." Better recorded, too.

xp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay
Reason: it could polish up the gray

man how did Stipe include a colon in mumble form

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

what are you talking about you can hear his colon all over "shaking through"

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

the colon is the one part of it that makes sense! if you had told me the actual lyric was ": ; # ; & ^ ^ ! = : " i would believe you.

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

all I hear are a bunch of mumbled semicolons

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

sometimes in guitar magazines they would get mis-transcribed as em-dashes.

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

I don't care for it but really the only embarrassing part in 2014 to my ears is the organ

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

Radio Song does sound a bit as if a studio executive said 'you know, our research find the public really responds to that black cnn thingy, but are too scared of chuck d to aplaud. could we get someone else to say sorta the same thing?'

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

again, if you have no clue what was hip in late 1990

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

Radio Song does sound a bit as if a studio executive said 'you know, our research find the public really responds to that black cnn thingy, but are too scared of chuck d to aplaud. could we get someone else to say sorta the same thing?'

Dre hadn't happened yet, and Judgment Night was two and a half years away.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

I would say Kool Thing was an influence

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

This is like, one of the worst songs I've ever heard. How is Mick Jagger still well considered?

this is a totally fair question imo

xxxxp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

again, if you have no clue what was hip in late 1990

Jane's Addiction. the funk-rock-rap thing was def in the air

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

i like the idea of an exec saying 'you know, our research find the public really responds to that black cnn thingy, but are too scared of chuck d to aplaud. could we get someone else to say sorta the same thing?'

and another exec responding 'yes, you know what would obviously be more commercially viable, krs-1 on an rem song'

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

and a third executive saying, wait, isn't someone from poor righteous teachers available?

PORPOISE AND ME (fact checking cuz), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

'nice! i'll get peter buck on the line. peter, you there? three letters and a number for you. k. r. s. 1."

"ching ching!"

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

peter buck

“”When we wrote it out we only had acoustic guitar, bongos, bass, organ, and a 12-string over the chorus. When we got to the studio we added drums, and I put down some funk guitars and we thought, ‘Well, gee, now it’s kind of a funk song.’ And Michael suggested bringing in KRS, since he’d worked with him before (KRS-One appeared in a public service announcement for Stipe’s C-Hundred film production company). It blows people’s mind, and gets them thinking, ‘Woah, what’s the rest of the record going to be like?’ But then we go into ‘Losing My Religion,’ which is probably the most typical R.E.M.-sounding song on the record.”

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

see now that makes me wish KRS had la-la-la'ed over "Endgame."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq8hQ_lyMBs

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

ah my intro to the "When the Levee Breaks" beat

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

feel like there's a poll somewhere in early 90s rap-rock collabs (best and worst)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

hey, there's always a poll somewhere

why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

there's also Can't Get There From Here in REM funk canon. hehe.

campreverb, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

^ my pick for their worst classic-era single

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

seconded

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

the first REM album I got into was Eponymous and Can't Get There From Here was/is my favourite track, I was so baffled and dismayed when I found out it is generally unliked

soref, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Jane's Addiction. the funk-rock-rap thing was def in the air

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:12 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Living Colour, too.

Chuck D on "Kool Thing" was a joke. SY and PE were two of my favorite bands at the time, were coming off their greatest records, and..."word up"? That's it?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

no -- tell it like it is

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Come on, come on, come on.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

Yeah. Tell 'em 'bout it.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

"word up" would have been a good cameo

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

Dirty Boots, BOYEEEEEEE

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

Listening to NAIHF for the first time in ages and really enjoying it. Up is better though. I never feel the urge to listen to Green, Automatic or Out of Time. Later albums tended to have a lead single that drew me in, then were uniformly disappointing.

michaellambert, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

Pretty sure I like Shiny Happy People better than Losing My Religion. I always imagined them as the same story told by the same person but from different outlooks.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

As in, both seem to be taken from the point of view of an outsider observing a scene. Always heard SHP as being a song about loneliness in a crowd.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

Can't Get There From Here: another surefire winner for me

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

Always heard SHP as being a song about loneliness in a crowd.

so as a sort of sequel to "Camera" which comes right out and says it's about this?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

I don't really dislike any of the classic-era singles but I think "So. Central Rain" is the weakest despite its general belovedness. Opening riff like a declarative sentence and this version of R.E.M. was great partly because of the lack of declarative sentences. Admittedly, the last fifteen seconds of piano are really urgently great but to me the song kind of ambles up to that point.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

As for "Can't Get There From Here" -- it's great! Doesn't sound funky to me at all. Sounds like the shouty dance music they were playing in 1981. (See also: "Just a Touch.") Always like it when Stipe and Mills sing different lyrics on top of each other, as in

I've been there I know the way
can't get there from here

or, to get back to the platinum era,

It's the end of the world as we know it
time I had some time alone

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

"Fall on Me" has a stack of three:

Faaaall onnn meeeee
What is it up in the air for?
It's gonna fall

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

The "It's gonna fall" is Bill Berry; I wish he sang more!

cwkiii, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

That's awesome, I never really noticed Berry there before!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

feel like there's a poll somewhere in early 90s rap-rock collabs (best and worst)

Already done: Best Track On Judgment Night Sountrack

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:17 (eleven years ago)

Harborcoat is another - seems to have two different sets of lyrics going through almost the whole song ("seems to" = I've got no idea what the backing ones are)

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:53 (eleven years ago)

Never consciously realised how great a dualvocal band REM often were till this thread, thanks all

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:57 (eleven years ago)

Automatic feels impervious to ageing for me, the exception being Ignoreland which is probably the single most dated thing in the REM catalogue.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, July 29, 2014 12:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this. i mean, i listen to it and i'm instantly back in high school, my ex-gf's car and the copy that never seemed to leave her tape deck (except to be swapped out for crowded house's together alone, and then back again). but it's still a really moving and powerful and lovely record to me.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 09:41 (eleven years ago)

She sounds awesome, srsly

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 09:43 (eleven years ago)

she was awful. AWFUL. but i will stan for automatic and together alone any day of the week.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 10:09 (eleven years ago)

Not enough Together Alone stanning

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 10:21 (eleven years ago)

i will never tire of together alone. but this is not that thread.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 10:23 (eleven years ago)

this. i mean, i listen to it and i'm instantly back in high school, my ex-gf's car and the copy that never seemed to leave her tape deck (except to be swapped out for crowded house's together alone, and then back again). but it's still a really moving and powerful and lovely record to me.

― The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, July 30, 2014 10:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes indeed, I get the same feeling. Maybe more-so for Out of Time in that both these albums to an extent remind me of being a teenager on endless car trips with my family. REM will always evoke scrolling landscapes to me.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)

see, out of time is just as evocative of a moment in time for me - but i actually think its not a very good album (some great moments, but its the sort of LP that the skip button was invented for). Automatic, though, I still find very affecting.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:24 (eleven years ago)

Just curious, what are the skippable songs on OOT? I like all the fillery bits like Endgame and Belong. Near Wild Heaven and Country Feedback are among my all-time REM songs. Can't remember Texarkana and Me In Honey too well even today. Low is pretty okay I guess, maybe not essential...

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

Would def skip Low. Shiny Happy People, that's a skip. endgame, you better bet that's a skip (though yeah i love belong). not sure if i'd skip radio song - i love krs one but its not his finest moment. me in honey is one of my favourite REM songs, though, and love texarkana (big mike mills stan).

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

I skip radio, losing, and shiny. Belong is sometimes my favorite thing on the album.

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

Endgame is so good, usually my fav on the album

Euler, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

Endgame is so good, usually my fav on the album

oh god, YES

soref, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)

Radio Song-skip
Losing My Religion-okay but way overplayed, possible skip
Low-fucking love it
Near Wild Heaven-decent tune
Endgame-very pretty instrumental
Shiny Happy People-fine as a dumb pop song, possible skip
Belong-decent tune
Half a World Away-fucking love it
Texarkana-decent tune
Country Feedback-do I even need to go there? one of their best
Me In Honey-fucking love it

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)

It's really only that handful of skippable tracks that keeps OOT from sitting pretty among the all-timers like Murmur and Automatic and New Adventures.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)

About half this thread is drunk and needs to go home.

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:37 (eleven years ago)

Hey, you don' know me, man. Thish is from when muzzic men sumthin.

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

The "It's gonna fall" is Bill Berry; I wish he sang more!

His singing (with Mills) was a huge part of their live sound.

campreverb, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

IIRC it's Berry singing the "Dreams they complement my life" backing on "Get Up," no?

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

The relative New Order-y secrecy behind the band always made it hard to tell who did or was doing what, but Berry leaving really underscored his role. He was singing and playing much more than drums as early as "Murmur."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Supposedly he wrote (most of or completely, depending on the source) "Driver 8," "Can't Get There From Here," "Perfect Circle," "Man on the Moon," "Everybody Hurts," and a bunch of others.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

That is him on Get Up Dreams They Complicate/Complement chorus thing-y. I'm definitely in the should have hung it up after New Adventures camp.

campreverb, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

they've all gone on record saying berry was the most "don't bore us, get the chorus" editor when it came to songwriting

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

get to the chorus

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

Berry also sings "I have seen things you will never see" on "Try Not To Breathe".

As much as I love some of the stuff they did after he left, I feel like he was the soul of the band (wasn't there a thread about guys like that?) and the ratio of hits to misses shifts drastically once he's gone.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

I'm relistening to Green for the first time since I sold it back years ago. I know it's a cliche to say "Stipe was better when he was mumbling etc." but some of the lyrics on this are really not good. So far not a song on this I want to hear again.

Both jaunty and authentic (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

'Songs about orienteering' is a thread I may one day start on ILM. I can only think of three though.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

Are you counting "Find Your Way Back" by Jefferson Starship?

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

It's really only that handful of skippable tracks that keeps OOT from sitting pretty among the all-timers like Murmur and Automatic and New Adventures.

― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), 30. juli 2014 15:34 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, you're right. It's only fact that nearly half of the tracks on this album is not very good that keeps the album from being very good ;)

In other news, I'm listening to OOT and this time I'll make it the whole way through. Low is fine.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

There's definitely an argument to be made for Stipe's muttering. They do have a lot of songs with clearly-enunciated lyrics that are terrific, but they also have a good number of songs with truly awful lyrics that should've been anywhere other than front and center.

Blood Supper III: Marrow Feast (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

I was like, "Why is Up getting away unscathed?" and then realized it sold less than a mil.

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

I'm glad this poll has closed-I have no idea how I would have voted. Process of elimination (what's the worst best song) leads to: Sweetness Follows>Country Feedback>Disturbance At The Heron House>Untitled>Let Me In. so yeah, Monster seems right. In addition, while there are plenty of total failures on all those records, Strange Currencies feel like the first time they really mailed it in.

Document has the best experiments (Oddfellows Local 151, Fireplace, King of Birds).

campreverb, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

I really like 'You' from Monster. It's not an amazing album but it's got some brilliant moments that are right up there for me - love Bang & Blame too.

3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:05 (eleven years ago)

Apart from a couple of the singles, 'Let Me In' is my big keeper from Monster. To the extent that I was overjoyed when Neil Young released Le Noise, because it was like someone had finally taken that aesthetic and built on it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

Let Me In is wonderful. Love that bit where the song seems to break down, and then Buck changes chord.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

[just panicked that I'd imagined that bit but yes, it appears at 1:44 below]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6vOKQFzmgc

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

That's Mills on guitar on that one.

campreverb, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

oh - did not know that, thanks for the tip off!

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)


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