ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

Fuck off, The Beatles

John Lennon, fuck right off you boring fuck

Paul McCartney, take a flying fuck at yourself you fuck

"Ticket to Ride"? More like Ticket to FUCK OFF

*likes this*

Sergeant Fucker's Fucking Fuck Off Fuck

fuck off ringo with your stupid 'tache

is abt your father or

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

George Fucking Harrison fuck off back to your fucking ashram

Your Mother Should Know Tell The Beatles To Fuck Off

Revolution #FUCK OFF

Ob-La-De Ob-La-Fuck Off

FUCK! (OFF)

Oh yeah I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want you to FUCK RIGHT OFF

Only A Fuck Off Song

Hey George Martin, you can fuck off while we're on

fuck off you fucking beatles fucks

Fuck off Ringo you fucker, I preferred Pete Best.

fucking peace-signing ludicrous old fuck

fuck every last fucker who's ever paid heartfelt tribute to the fucking beatles and all

fuck off

fuck off

fuck off to where you once belonged

Paul Gambaccini, you'd probably best fuck off while we're doing this

Whoever that cunt who wrote that song by song analysis book is, you can for real get tae fuck

And just to recap, wd like to remind the Beatles that they can fuck off

turn off your mind, relax
and fuck off down stream

Hello Fuck Off

And of course the Lennon solo single, '(Just Like) Fucking Off'.

I'm Only Sleeping, So Fuck Off and Leave Me Alone

Lucy Fuck Off With Diamonds

Fuck Off Submarine

We Can Fuck Off Out

A Hard Day's Fuck Off

Fuck Off To You

McCartney solo: 'The Fuck Off Chorus'

I Saw Her Fucking Off

All You Need Is Fuck Off

PS fuck of

f

And Your Bird Can Fuck Off

The White Fuck Off

I Want To Tell You (To Fuck Off)

Eleanor Fuckoff

When I'm Fucking Off

Baby, You're A Fuck Off

Oh! Fuck Off

Fuck Off The Sun

She Fucked Off Through The Bathroom Window

Whilst parody song titles are fun, I can't reiterate enough just how much the Beatles need to fuck off.

Fuck Off While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Father Ted: "What would you say to a cup of tea The Beatles?"
Father Jack: "Feck off, Beatles!"

Fuck Off Across The Universe

Let It Fuck Off

Hey Jude, Fuck Off

The Rutles + Derek & Clive = this thread...

NEAL INNES GET TAE FUCK (Apart from the Bonzos obv)

Doublefuckoff Alley

Dear Prudence, won't you fuck off and play?

Paul MC can eat a big fat DIIIICK
Johnny Len can eat a big fat DIIIICK
G-Hair can eat a big fat DIIIICK
Ringy Star can definitely eat a big fat DIIIIIIIIICK

I Want You (She Can Fuck Off, Though)

all you need is love (do-do-do-do)
all you need is love (do-do-do-do)
all you need is love. love!
love is all you need.

F--K YOU, BEATLES, YOU BORING HIPPIES.

You say goodbye, I say FUCK OFF.

Lady Mafuckoff

Have the Beatles fucked off yet?

You Know My Name (Now FUCK OFF)

You've got to fuck off your love away

I'm Only Fucking Off

And Your Bird Can Fuck Off

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I like this one.

Good Morning Good Morning Fuck Off

You Never Give Me Your Money, So Fuck Off

Fuck Off! Darling

I'm Looking Through You, And Right There On The Other Side Of You, There Seems To Be A Sign That Reads "Fuck Off"

Fuck Off For Your Life

With A Big "Fuck Off" From My Friends

Maxwell's Fuck Off Hammer

Tomorrow Never Fucks Off

^^^ the great missing Dudley-Moore-as-Bond movie...

this one is even more terrible than my other ones but it made giggle

Got To Get You To Fuck Off

Anna (Go Fuck Off)

xp
"...then suddenly I see you
And I tell you I need you,
to FUCK OFF!"

Strawberry Fields FUCK OFF YEAH!

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, specifically the words "fuck off" that resonate across the universe

Across the Universe really can fuck off IMO.

"chaka ru-uh FUCK OFF"

lol "chaka ru-uh"

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

^^^ clearly a cover version...

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:08 (5 hours ago)

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave on my ill-conceived iTunes thread.

i'd bet the farm that this thread and 90% of the responses are British in origin...they seem to love their "fuck off"s!

Fuck Off Pie

So he wasn't singing "Jackaroo Davy" in Across the Universe?

very disappointing

not enough "fuck off"s?

never enough.

Hey Bulldog - Fuck Off!

and then while I'm away, I'll write home every day
and I'll tell everyone to fuck off

i'd bet the farm that this thread and 90% of the responses are British in origin...they seem to love their "fuck off"s!

― iago g., Saturday, 21 August 2010 18:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you don't know the half of it!

^^^ belongs on the "Tell Scritti to Fuck Off" thread iirc

Murray the K, you can fuck off fifth

Fuck Off to the USSR

Why Don't You Fuck Off Up The Road?

Fucking off is more popular than Jesus

I Am The Walrus, And I Say Fuck Off

Fuck Off, you weren't as good as The Monkees.

All the lonely people, why don't they all fuck off?

Go F--k Yourselves Forever.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpiqijk0f91qz9m0ho1_400.jpg

Ah, fuck off, all the lonely people.

xpost

Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
Eats it for tea
Waits at the window, she's got a fuck off that keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
Oh, it's for the Beatles

Father Mackenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
no one comes near
But if the Beatles happened upon his small parish to hear him declaim
they'd hear their names
sermons that say "fuck off"
it's what he mainly writes
sermons that say "fuck off"
pens them every night

George Harrison (to George Martin): "Well...your tie can fuck off."

look at him working
darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
fuck these socks tbh

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Still the Beatles never came
Father Mackenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
They could have bought him a spade
Cunts

<3 u so much for that

Serious laughter.

GO! FUCK! OFF! in-na yeller sub-ma-reen (repeat as necessary)

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
What a boring fucking asshole

As we live a life of ease,
Every one of us has all we need,
Sky of blue, and sea of green,
we can all fuck off to Hell

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, the smell of Beatles vinyl?

lool

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

Woke up, fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late (backing vocals: fuck fuck Fuck FUCK!)
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
and somebody spoke they were telling me to FUCK OFF!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UH-UCK OOOOOOOOOOOFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUCK FU-UH-UCK OFF!
FU-UH-UH-UH-UHCK OFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUUUUH-UH-UCK OOOOOOFF!

Flew in from Miami Beach, F.U.C.K.
Didn't get to fuck last night
On the way the jazz mag was on my knee
While I was taking a shite

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Been fucked off for so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to fuck right off
Leave it til tomorrow to unfuck myself
Somebody shouted FUCK OFF! on the phone

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Well the Ukraine girls tell me to FUCK OFF
They leave the West behind
and Moscow girls tell me to FUCK OFF
and Georgia's always telling me to
FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK OFF!

Oh FUCK OFF!

(insert guitar wankery)

Oh tell me to FUCK OFF way down south
Hear FUCK OFF from your daddy's mouth
Let me hear your FUCK OFF!s ringing out
come and tell me to FUCK OFF!

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Oh just tell me to FUCK OFF!

This isn't playful btw.

FUCK OFF

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

massive lol

SO MUCH H8

DIE BEATLES DIE

(are they all dead yet?)

There they were, silhouetted by the sourceless golden light, the noble beauty of their magnificent profiles overwhelming. John. Paul. Ringo. George. His opportunity, finally here. What would he say? The subject of hours of daily thought since they adorned his bedroom walls, a dream cruelly torn from him on that cold New York street. The three, the three, he had drunk, laughed, loved with the three, their individual beauty awed in the flesh, but they were not The Beatles. Dozens of questions articulated over dozens of years raced through his mind, each a singular force battling for supremacy, to be that which leaves the mind and passes through the mouth, into the air, into the ears. The ears of The Beatles. Those ears that had heard so much. So much. He drifted. Only the unconscious expression, he knew, would satisfy. His mouth opened. His tongue, his lips, twisted, contracted, formed the words...

"FOOK OFF."

Noel awoke with a shriek, seated bolt upright in the luxurious silk velvet velvet of his four poster bed. Soaked in sweat from head to toe.

-velvet.

'silk velvet velvet' has louche ring to it

okay, +velvet.

http://www.bootlegzone.com/beatleg/discs/scans/tbfuck1-cover1.jpg

stay classy lex

I will never understand those with OTT levels of hatred for this band. There are hundreds of more hateable bands than this.

and there are many threads on the board for sharing your appreciation of them.

this is the thread for telling them to fuck off.

Telling them to fuck off is fine, just not exactly cool with wishing death on anyone.

i'd be fine w/torture tbh

I guess I'd be okay with forcing Ringo to watch every espisode of children's TV he has ever done on an infinite loop ala Clockwork Orange. The biggest crime perpetrated by this band, imho.

we can play them the Paris Hilton album

maybe they'll learn something from it!

I don't think anyone needs lessons in being a vacuous, agentless studio baby

crack about learning to suck cock

also learning to unironically say the word "nigger"

thought John had that covered

please people, let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

because they can fuck off tbh

FULL CIRCLE

this is my favorite thread ever.

to beatles: f--k you, you boring 60s sacred cow you.

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

HEY BEATLES... FUCK OFF!

i don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
i don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you...

i look at the world and i notice it's turning
so fuck off

hey beatles

fuck off

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

sounds like u have some unaddressed anger issues toward ur parents, more so than the beatles

I THINK HE ADDRESSED THEM PRETTY WELL

also fuck off and take the fuck off beatles with you

let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

The reason being that they are The Beatles. FUCK OFF and don't come back, not even if you mop haired tossbags learn to spell 'beetles' properly.

when did this boring band jump the shark? you could certainly use the execrable, cringeworthy octopus's garden as the mark, but they were boring, hippy-dippy blowhards long before that.

hey beatles

fuck off

OTFM

i feel like smoking weed in high school didn't lead me down the path of telling the beatles to fuck off, that nothing will

feel like if*

just do it--it feels good

HEY PARIS HILTON! GO FUCK YRSELF YA TALENTLESS TRAMP!!!!!!!!!

whoops sorry wrong thread

they used to call me the turd beatle

Or was that the dung beetle?

whoops sorry wrong thread

― Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:00 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

FUCK OFF beatles

it feels good to do this daily

'Happiness is a Warm FUCK OFF'

all you need is TO FUCK OFF

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

paul mccartney being a "national" "treasure" can also fuck off

only person in the world who can make heather mills seem likeable tbh

Ob-La-Di Oh-Fu-Kof

SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

Haha how many people do you SB a day?

Depends how many ILM threads I look at.

BANG BANG FUCK OFF

Ha-peeeeeee-nessssss... is not listening to a Beatles record!

You Know My Name, Look Up the Number and summarily FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

^^^ This thread can now die happy :D

when I find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
FUCK OFF

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all FUCKING RIGHT OFF

all through the day GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
all through the night GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED

Strawberry Fields can FUCK OFF

If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything I can do,
Just call on me and I'll tell you what
FUCK OFF from me to you

listen
do you want to know a secret
do you promise not to tell
whoah... closer...
let me whisper in your ear...
CUNT

last night I said these words to my girl: JESUS YOU SHIT ME TO FUCKING TEARS

Can't FUCK ME OFF, OFF
Can't FUCK ME OFF

I'll buy you a cup of STFU my friend if it makes you FUCK RIGHT OFF
I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you FUCK RIGHT OFF
Because I don't care too much for The Beatles, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF

I'll tell them to FUCK RIGHT OFF if you tell them to FUCK OFF too
I may not say FUCK OFF too much but The Beatles get my FUCK OFF shoes
I don't care too much for The Beatles, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF

This anti-Beatles thing is getting a bit old now, isn't it? How about trying something new, like telling Jay-Z to fuck off instead?

I've Got 99 problems, but a Beatle ain't one, so FUCK OFF!!!

Well I don't want to see
no highway chase with Jay
so I say FUCK OFF to The Beatles
and then drive away

For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
The Beatles will go FUCK OFF tonight

I could take any of your lyrics and substitute verses for 'fuck off' but that would mean I actually give a fuck about you and I don't - just fuck off will you

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles to Fuck Off [Started by fizzcaraldo (Justin M) in September 2005, last updated 5 days ago]

Naaa, na na nanana naa,
Nanana naa,
FUCK OFF.

All we are saying ... is give FUCKING OFF a chance!

Hey George Harrison, ALL THINGS MUST FUCK OFF.

Dear goofy acidhead ponces known as the Beatles: Fuck off, dears.

Dear Paul McCartney: Tell that Yoko Ono bitch (once more, I presume...) to go and FUCK OFF!

That's the closest I've ever come to an SB.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/12/how_to_hate_the_beatles.html

"seventies German progressive rock"

SNAPPY GENRE NAME

http://i.imgur.com/0dChg.jpg

<iframe frameborder="no" width="480" height="270" scrolling="no" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=18590";></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/excitement-growing-among-beatles-fans-for-paul-mcc,18590/"; target="_blank" title="Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral">Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral</a>

well, that didn't work

anyway:

http://www.theonion.com/video/excitement-growing-among-beatles-fans-for-paul-mcc,18590/

i was just reading a book-length interview of glenn gould where he really knocks the beatles. i definitely didn't agree with him, but one of his gripes about the band was their fading up of the instrumentation of the music over the vocals. apparently gould really liked 'big band' pop music recordings and petula clark. of course he also didn't really like mozart either...

Please please me, oh yeah, and fuck off too.

Yeah, you could barely hear Mozart's singing...

On 'The Marriage of Figaro' the producer mixed Wolfgang's frestyle verse really low because it was wack. Some of the raps on the album 'Mo-zart' aren't bad though.

Gould OTM

gould disliked quite a lot of music, evidently. i mention mozart because like the beatles he created some of the most beautiful melodies ever written - and yet gould didn't like his music. it seems like counterpoint was much more of interest to him.
off topic but reading a book of his letters at the same time, many of them were these extraordinarily kind responses to his fans.

also, fuck off, beatles.

Could this thread maybe be put on hold for Dec. 8?

I'd like to say fuck off to the boomers and hipsters who tell me I'm required to be in love with The Beatles because they're "revolutionary". They made good music but they're just as overplayed as any other popular 60s band on Classic Rock radio stations.

Actually, I hate when any popular artist, current or classic, is crammed down my throat as required listening (Kanye and Lady Gaga, I'm staring at you two). It's like forcing a school kid to read classic literature, they end up unjustly hating it.

Okay--proceed a pace.

not a superfan but i like the beatles just fine... can we make a "tell the stones to fuck off" thread plz?

If you don't like this thread, you could always fuck off to another one.

Actually, I hate when any popular artist, current or classic, is crammed down my throat as required listening (Kanye and Lady Gaga, I'm staring at you two). It's like forcing a school kid to read classic literature, they end up unjustly hating it.

otm

fuck off, the beatles, fuck off

Actually, I hate when any popular artist, current or classic, is crammed down my throat as required listening (Kanye and Lady Gaga, I'm staring at you two). It's like forcing a school kid to read classic literature, they end up unjustly hating it.

otm

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 9:26 AM (1 minute ago)

jazmine sullivan's something special, isn't she? 'need u bad' was real slow burn for me but it got there in the end. that middle 8! sadly all trace of 'lions, tigers & bears' has vanished from youtube and the internet is not providing an mp3, but i loved it when i heard it this morning, that line about how "the most frightening thing is you and me" is brilliant. 'bust your windows' is great too. i like that she's ~not~ obsessed with wanting to be mary j, pace keyshia.

― lex pretend, Monday, July 21, 2008 3:14 PM (2 years ago)

basically if you have any clue at all you'll be too busy listening to 'high price' by ciara ("MY BODY LOOK SOFTER THAN A MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER BUN!") and 'need u bad' by jazmine sullivan on loop to have time to give a shit. i am off to do just that, have fun stewing in your own tedium kidz xxx

― lex pretend, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 6:11 AM (2 years ago)

am really hyped for jazmine's album, 'in love with another man' and 'lions, tigers and bears' are astonishing too.

― lex pretend, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 6:19 AM (2 years ago)

jazmine sullivan album being biked to me today :DDDDD

― lex pretend, Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:30 AM (2 years ago)

jazmine sullivan! 'need u bad' is amazing and i am hype hyped for her album.

― lex pretend, Monday, September 15, 2008 5:40 PM (2 years ago)

and jazmine sullivan was astonishing on one listen.

― lex pretend, Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:21 AM (2 years ago)

(best grammy nom = JAZMINE SULLIVAN in best newcomer)

― lex pretend, Thursday, December 4, 2008 8:50 AM (2 years ago)

the others are just indie bands right? not wasting my time on that. need to cleanse ears w/some jazmine sullivan (who, incidentally, should be fucking at the TOP of this list)

― lex pretend, Thursday, December 11, 2008 6:01 AM (1 year ago)

sacrificed my jazmine trax in the hope that the album will place...couldn't decide between my favourites ('in love with another man' and 'lions, tigers & bears') and the most likely track to place ('need u bad') anyway

― lex pretend, Friday, February 6, 2009 6:26 PM (1 year ago)

jazmine repped for in neither albums nor trax polls...that is a poor, poor loss :(

― lex pretend, Wednesday, February 11, 2009 5:10 PM (1 year ago)

anyone heard the jadakiss album> feeling the joint w/jazmine sullivan...

― lex pretend, Thursday, April 30, 2009 6:33 PM (1 year ago)

how do chancers like this bitch get no 1 hits out of nowhere while ~true talents~~ like jazmine sullivan can't get played in this country?

― lex pretend, Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:38 AM (1 year ago)

"hit em in the mouth" is amazing

what i ain't gon do is: call my pops
what i ain't gon do is: call no cops
i'm no jazmine sullivan, bustin all your windows out
i'm from memphis, tennekee: imma bust you in your mouth

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, July 15, 2010 7:17 PM (4 months ago)

oh yeah, i heard half the jazmine sullivan album today. wait'll you all hear "redemption", that song will blow you away. spoken word/rapped verses, one from a crack whore's perspective and one from a male domestic abuser's perspective, and an absolutely massive gospel chorus. there's also a mj-esque disco number called "don't make me wait" where she actually sings with restraint and subtlety (!). and a big retro-sounding ballad called "excuse me" where she does not, at all. looking good so far, basically.

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 2:03 PM (1 month ago)

oh yeah jazmine sullivan! def a contender based on the 5 songs i've heard.

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 5:36 PM (3 weeks ago)

has everyone heard the jazmine sullivan album yet? think it's out there now. really good - fantastic backing vox throughout ("love you long time" is spectacular, esp w/the military tattoo) and i'm really taken by how concise she is - most songs clock in well under 4 minutes - they get in, do their thing and get out.

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, November 26, 2010 6:28 PM (1 week ago)

it's soooo frustrating that an album as inventive and full of ideas as well as trad r&b values like the jazmine sullivan one will get like 1% of the critical attention of janelle monáe's (let alone kanye's)

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, November 28, 2010 6:34 PM (1 week ago)

as far as i can tell she has even less of a profile than jazmine sullivan outside the US. trying to drum up editorial interest in jazmine is some blood/stone ish - i just can't even face trying with fantasia ;_;

fucking hate rock criticism sometimes.

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 10:08 AM (Yesterday)

i mean i like jazmine sullivan but that's some hypocritical ish right there

It reads like that's his job.

are you both really that dim?

i mean i could start explaining why enthusing about a niche artist over the course of HALF A YEAR in the run-up to her new album is not quite the same thing as the entrenched canonisation of bigger artists but if you're that dim then there's not really any point

I was joking, kinda.

For job, read "role" then.

i'm not sure there's a niche vs. bigger distinction worth making -- the point is artists being "crammed down my throat as required listening"

it actually comes across more like lex is on her street team, he's so enthusiastic, which is great..... but it's not much different than people extolling the virtues of the beatles over and fucking over, imo

-20 posts in half a year = street team? posting on relevant threads (rolling r&b, best-of-year) = cramming down people's throats? what the fuck?

posting about the beatles on beatles threads = cramming, too, then?

btw i skipped over AT LEAST half of yr jazmine posts for the more meaty ones :/

including at least one which has nothing to do with her, and - i've only just noticed the date stamps - not just going back half a year but TWO YEARS? is that all you've got?

look on the bright side, if you keep telling the beatles to fuck off maybe you'll have 40 posts about that someday, too!

^^^lol

lex I do think it's weird for you to complain about omnipresence when you consistently rep for things that are ... well, omnipresent. and insist that they're relevant precisely BECAUSE they are so omnipresent.

i don't do that though.

jazmine sullivan is omnipresent? i wish.

I have no idea who she is so, no not her.

would v much enjoy a lex liveblog of these four beatles guitar solos (about 2.5 minutes altogether) --

Best 'Let It Be' Guitar Solo

in less than the time it takes to hear ONE jazmine sullivan song, you can complain about FOUR beatles solos!!

lex mostly I'm thinking back to some old thread (a year ago? maybe more) where you were enthusing about how chart pop's relevance to you personally was based (at least in part) on the fact that it connects you to an active, vital cultural discourse, its commonality and widespread nature going hand in hand with that. does this ring a bell.

i was referring more to "music being made now" as opposed to "music made 20-30 years ago", not chart pop specifically. i do think awareness of stuff of a certain stature is kinda important but while i roll my eyes whenever people boast about not having heard a lady gaga/kanye song ever, and not even knowing who they are, i don't think their fame means they're Important.

well mostly it just means those people choose not to expose themselves to certain avenues of music more than anything. which is, y'know, fairly common for a lot of people. I dip my toes into chartpop every now and then (I spent several hours over the last weekend lol'ing at MTV2 video playlists) but it's not really that difficult in this day and age to just be oblivious to various things (including the Beatles and Kanye), no matter how popular they are.

-20 posts in half a year = street team?

Um, seems about right.

(don't sweat it...)

it's more taking issue w/the way it's often presented, which is a faux-superior "i am so above knowing who lady gaga is"

xp what the hell are you talking about

well I guess you know who the Beatles ARE, but I still think there's a little pot/kettle going on here

Guys while you're busy arguing Macca's considering another reunion and wants telling.

Hey, Stuart Sutcliffe? Fuck off.

Best brain hemorrhage ever amirite?

"For our next number, if those of you in in the cheap seats could fuck off, and the rest of you just rattle your jewellery. And, also fuck off."

Yesterday...
Everybody told me to fuck off

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101222/music_nm/us_abbeyroad

just heard that on the radio. shouted "fuck off"

Dear Beatles, you don't have to fuck off. Have a merry Christmas.

We need a thread where we tell Live to fuck off.

i'm only an arrow shooting into the bright vista of possibility that is telling bands to fuck off, let a million fuck offs bloom

dear beatles, i will love you forever. so fuck off.

Fucking off is over if you want it.

LONDON (Reuters) – The most famous pedestrian crossing in popular music, outside Abbey Road Studios in north London, was designated a site of national importance by the British government on Wednesday.

Does that mean more foreigners posing like dicks? 'OH HAI I AM HOLDING UP ST JOHN'S WOOD FOR THIS HILARIOUS PHOTO'

So what you'd have is tradies in white vans telling Beatles fans to fuck off.

(again/still)

So that's why it's trending on Yahoo's front page.

Abbey Road and Diane Sawyer.

Oh fuck off, the Beatles!

You know my name, FUCK OFF!

fuck off is a concept
by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
fuck off is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain

I don't fuck off magic
I don't fuck off I-Ching
I don't fuck off Bible
I don't fuck off tarot
I don't fuck off Hitler
I don't fuck off Jesus
I don't fuck off Kennedy
I don't fuck off in Buddha
I don't fuck off in mantra
I don't fuck off in Gita
I don't fuck off in yoga
I don't fuck off kings
I don't fuck off Elvis
I don't fuck off Zimmerman
I don't fuck off Beatles
I just fuck off me
Yoko and me
And that's reality

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

― Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, December 4, 2010 2:24 PM (2 years ago)

this is the best post ever pretty much

Paul is misanthropic?? i lolled at 'third-rate childhood traumas' though.

yeah and i love the sudden last-minute acknowledgement that even within the legit world of beatles-hating it would be inexcusable to hate ringo

Mr Thomas the alky train conductor can fuck right off

Anthology, vol 1: Fuck, Fucker, Fucking, Fuckface, Fucked

Hey Beatles I found a "Mono Box" for $10 (!) at a garage sale last weekend. (True!) And you best believe I bought it, which means that you didn't get any of my money. So you can take your limited-editions and overinflated prices and FUCK OFF!

You never give me your money,
you only tell me to fuck off

http://rockstarwallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/images/71/john-lennon-0.jpg

on phone but someone repost the xelab broadside here for posterity

blackbird singing in the dead of night: fuck off, you

bump

my curry is 10 minutes late and frankly i blame the Beatles

the beatles can have a lolly in their bottom

Beatles are amazingly great, I think its because they were all white males and wrote their own songs and played their own instruments back when music was real

My bf wants the Beatles on our wedding playlist. I don't have to agree to this, right?

in all seriousness you have full veto powers and I support u 100%

unless it's "why don't we do it in the road", in which case, you're on your own

john Lennon was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me >:[

I will allow the Stevie wonder version of "we can work it out" but I guess that's counter to the spirit of the thread.

good job that history will eternally laugh at mersey-beat and jazz will always win the moral victory.

the beatles are a bit like religion - the older i get the more my ambivalence turns to hatred

that and the fact that they are riddled with institutionalised paedophilia.

hating the beatles is stupid

gtfo

"hating the beatles is stupid"

yOU aRE oN The WRong Fucking thread here paL!

yes, have a lolly. for your bottom.

don't get me wrong this is still the best beatles-related thread on ilx

at least you kept it short xp

mercifully

a lolly for your fanny

hating the beatles is stupid

but it's easy if you try

xxp ws 2 jd

we've never needed this thread more than now

pssst the beatles, come over here for a second, there's something I have to tell you

clear off go on shoo

Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]
Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]
"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]
George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]
Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]
Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]
Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]
American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]
Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]
Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]

^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]

haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?

lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.

lol awes

Lol Murray the K not even mentioned

Is it me or has Beatles-related satire, or even outright hatred, never really been as funny as it could have been, given that we're dealing with the biggest band ever here?

HI , HATERS

http://i.imgur.com/dV4urW7.jpg

Learn to shave your neck, Ringo, and then fuck off!

What kind of asshole is in THE BEATLES and blows through that unending well of cash and needs fucking SNEAKER AD MONEY

FUCK OFF

PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE

I see how they help with the drumming though

https://skechersblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/ringo-starr-skechers_s01r_bts-0580.jpg

Look how many of them you get in each pair!

http://www.abc.es/Media/201504/01/ringo-starr-SKECHERS--644x362.JPG

Ringo needs two couches for one ad campaign? Fuck off.

Five buttons on your jacket cuff? O-Bla-La-di-fucking-da. Fuck off.

So when Ringo made that video saying stop sending Beatles shit for him to autograph because he was busy, what he meant was 'busy appearing in ads for sneakers'?

http://media.tumblr.com/337b5f5c1b55eec6189aab32c8832329/tumblr_inline_mqijgtJZGw1qz4rgp.jpg

I didn't know Lulu has been called the fifth Beatle?

Alonzo Tuske hates the Beatles.

Fuck Off is surely the fifth Beatle

Dusty Springfield and Tom Jones used to job share as the Fifth Beatle.
http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2010/08/180.jpg

Ringo could make a legit claim to being on that list of Fifth Beatles.

naa na na nanananaaaaaaa nanananaaaaaa FUCK OFF!

Fuck Faul (false Paul) and solo Lennon. Up with Nilsson!

Revolver: FUCK OFF!
Magical Mystery Tour: FUCK OFF!

I FUCKED THE WALRUS OFF!

FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!

fuck off beatles

Fuck Ringo for ever singing and Fuck George for not ratting out Faul.

SAY THE WOOOOOOORD AND YOU'LL FUCK OFF!

I don't speak any Swedish but I like to think the lyrics translate as 'beatles beatles fuck off, yeah yeah yeah'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrFg4nyBeAE

These are words that go together well... FUCK right OFF!

I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!

"I have all the British mono versions with yellow Parlophone--" AWWWWWW FUCK OFF

http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

Wonderful new angle on the multiple Maccas theory:

Another concern is the way he flip-flopped as to whether he had rhythm and could dance and sway to the beat of the music

what's the code to fp a thread

FOC FOC FOC FOC FOCAAAAAAAA!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0G0fAUhlSYc/TibOVDWPDaI/AAAAAAAABz0/hRjQavf4i_g/s1600/yum.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOpvttxohs

the tragedy, of course, is that every thread that wants the Beatles to fuck off ends up being overrun by muzhiks talking about the Beatles

grow up shitbird

touché

humangarbage bringin it lately

pretty much the ultimate F.O. to The Beatles (and ultimate reductionist pick-apart critical approach) ~ it will make you wanna come to their defense:
http://scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html

grow up shitbird

... take your broken wings and learn to fly.

Perhaps they began to feel obsolete listening to Cream.

oi beatles piss off m8

This old article by Piero Scaruffi has won several international awards as the most professional analysis of the career of pop group the Beatles ever written

man, that thing is a fuckin novella

Wings, more like Wangs

scaruffi seems like an alternate-universe geir

that dude's manifesto was a little confusing until he revealed he was a Zappa fan

been on hold for 10 minutes listening to these cunts

An album I did of field recordings has these bastards showing up after inadvertantly passing someone with a radio listening to an unimaginative station. Fuck off!

getting in the way of Christmas the bastards

I haven't heard them for ages. did they really fuck off?

They ffo kcuf if you play them backwards.

The Beatles streaming will be LIVE at 00:01 AM YOUR TIME and you can track its progress ...

do they really expect me to stay up that late? fuck off!

It is time to set those Finnish ski troops onto The Beatles, exterminate the twats in their Norwegian Wood
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_kyK8x1URiA/VSd0Mie2wgI/AAAAAAAAVe0/b7sGADzrQ-k/s1600/Aerosani_sled.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/3baeb41ebd8afd7e423009afd8c8f20f/tumblr_pcfi4jC91c1ue6sv7o1_500.jpg

I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More specifically: if you're such a Beatles fan you can't be bothered to listen to any music made by anyone other than one or more of the Beatles since the Beatles broke up, fuck off.

fuck you i also listen to billy preston and yoko

:D

Ey bee’ohs guess wot m8s

It is the 90s and there is time for telling the Beatles to fuck off

fuck off you dork !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2irkNavxQI

Had to post this on this thread: a friend and I, two middle-aged guys talking about the Beatles. (Help!, specifically.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYBvZ03xwA

FUCK OFF with PEACE AND LOVE.
PEACE AND LOVE.

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

― Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, December 4, 2010 2:24 PM (nine years ago)

Fuck your fucking fucks you fucks, if you'll pardon my French

Fuck your graves through to the earth's other side, you puffed up f-f-f-uckers.

Ringo turned out to be a miserable old fuck, so fuck him too.

bump

indeed

sorry y’all

lol no need to apologize, it just felt like SNA was begging for this revive

Came here to bump, someone beat me to it. Fuck off, McCartney.

more like the long and winding fart

Paul especially needs to Fuck Off

xp LMAO

I'm in the 'mostly harmless' category but lately the ubiquity is doing my nut in. It might be nice to forget them for a bit, just to see. So aye, fuck off.

The Ballad of Fuck and Off-o

Sean Ono Lennon is apparently a crypto and NFT guy so fuck John Lennon

I can’t think of a less interesting , more over analyzed band. The fawning over them is truly puzzling

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

We there’s Zing saving a half written post from 3 days ago then.

Plz ignore and ps fuck the Beatles

imagine fucking off
it's easy if you try

imagine all the beatles
fucking off in peace

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:02 AM

It does kinda work to that tune though!

you may say that I've fucked off
but I'm not the only one
some day the other two will also fuck off
and we will all fuck off as one

and we all fuck off

like the moon and the stars and the sloff

yesterday get fucked fuck off

nowhere man get fucked fuck off

(for better aussie meme crossover)

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 9:02 AM (eight hours ago)

We there’s Zing saving a half written post from 3 days ago then.

Plz ignore and ps fuck the Beatles

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 9:03 AM (eight hours ago)

well you have the right spirit: if the surviving Beatle(s) (p sure it's just George at this point?) can't come up with something on par with that Cardigans song, then they should do us all a favor and fuck off

Hey, Pete Best? Fuck off.

It was twebty years ago today
Sgt Pepper told the band to fuck off

what would you think if i sang out of tune
would you stand up and tell me to fuck off

and in my hour of darkness
she is standing right in front of me
speaking words of wisdom
fuck right off

In my life
I've fucked right off

say Beetlefuckoff three times at a fast pace

I got my mind set on fucking off

foutre le camp together

here come old flattop he come
groovin up slowly he say
i know you
you know me
one thing i can tell you is you got to FUCK OFF

irl FUCKED OFF

For the benefit of mister shite
There will be a show tonight
of fucking off

George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF

I actually have a newfound sorta-appreciation for George, after watching some of the doc… turns out he’s the “Neil” of the band!

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article20700713.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_GettyImages-722060575.jpg

Mike : Paul

...

Sorry, I can't match Rik or Vyvyvan.

John is surely the People's Poet Rik? Nice middle class upbringing and all.

Yeah, but that means he'd get harassed by Ringo.

Rick on, Vyv, one time time for RIngo.

One more time

When I find myself in times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words like "Fuck off."

I wake up to the sound of music

Mother Mary comes to me

And tells me to fuck right the fuck off

it's just so incredibly rude of them - even the dead ones, to not fuck off

john and george literally canonised themselves, you have to admit that was very clever

I'll admit that they can both fuck off...

you know hard it can be
the way things are going
I'll have to fuck right off

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us to fuck off

i want her everywhere
and if she's beside me I'll know i should fuck right off

overrated crap

i work hard on these

you're a loser

I'd love to turn you off

I expect more cerebralism and/or causticity for my money you can do better xps

You say you want a revolution
Well, fuck off

you beat your wife
and tried like shit your son
chapman did nothing wrong
so you can FUCK OFF

7/10 much better

Though she was born a long long time ago
Your mother should fuck off

raiiii aaaaaiii aaaaiiiii aaaaiiiiiii uh uh aaaaiiii aiiii aiiiinnnnnnn
just get fucked

fuck off
your music's bad
take your crap songs
and shove them right up your butt

Michelle

Fuck off

Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble

One day
You'll look
To see I've gone
For tomorrow may rain
so fuck off and die

overrated crap

― CerebralCaustic, Thursday, February 9, 2023 2:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

i work hard on these

― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, February 9, 2023 2:10 PM bookmarkflaglink

you're a loser

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, February 9, 2023 2:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'd love to turn you off

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, February 9, 2023 2:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

I expect more cerebralism and/or causticity for my money you can do better xps

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, February 9, 2023 2:14 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol A+ everyone