In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

I bought Loveless a year ago and it's tuneless rubbish really. It's so fucking bad it makes you want to cry. As far as the songs go, let's face it, it's noisy garbage with no catch.
So why is it rated so highly? Cos Kevin Shields spent £250,000 to produce something that sounds like a cat being slowly strangled?

Am I the only one to pronounce, loudly and proudly, "My Bloody Valentine"... what a load of shite"???

Answers?

― Calum Robert, Sunday, April 21, 2002 12:00 AM

What? What are you TALKING about? Christ, it's not as if there aren't enough try-hard pretentious twats around here, and we're hardly lacking in obscure-for-the-sake-of-it elitists. What are you trying to say? Are you trying to be clever? What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU WANT???
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 May 2004 11:59 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK, I'm bored and sad so I'm going to attempt to break down the thread as I saw it:
1) Original poster James picks misleading/provocative thread title and couches what would otherwise be a harmless inquiry about experimental rap in the dangerous area of "rap on the whole is stagnant and I want the newness".
2) The usual suspects mock this. Most of us are all "ok, fine, pfhsgh" because we're familiar with these posters. ddrake initially chimes in with "instruments in rap /= progressive" and gets little if any real hostility.
3) ddrake then mistakes "progressive/experimental" for "white", flings out a "you know that's what you really mean" equivalent ("admit it") and suddenly the tone of Typical ILM Prog-Rap Mockery gets a bit weird
4) Ned sez "because instruments are white! oh wait" and ddrake fires back "U R NOT OF TEH FUNNIE"
5) ddrake: "Seriously though, unless you actually know the hip hop history, which it sounds like you don't, I'd wait to listen to "prog" hip hop. " [emphasis mine]
6) A couple more joke posts, a couple geniune attempts to steer the thread into actual topical coherence ("Dalek?"), J0hn being all "Ned OTM"
7) dd: "Oh give me a break! Dilute, my friends, dilute!" Then he goes onto some snotty "prog is unfun" jibe.
8) Jokes jokes jokes. The nate that is not me says "The twisted part is that some people actually like challenging their brains."
9) dd: "Rush! Yes! Prog stupid! Also read it, motherfuckers!"
10) not me nate: "But Braxton/Cornel/Toni Morrison..."
11) Ned to o. nate: "ddrake will get mad at you now and claim you don't understand hip-hop. You are so burned. *cue ddrake: 'Ha ha, where is your sense of humor, dork, etc.'*"
12) "you're out of your league, donnie."
13) dd shortly later: "Blues People is a more incredible work than anything anyone on ILM has accomplished...a more important work as well. That I can't believe more of you haven't read." [here is where my arrogance alarm goes off.]
14) Ned sums up the crux of the issue: "Remind me again how you've assumed you know what everyone here has read/listened to/thought again? I missed the proof of your omniscience here."
15) Some stupid bullshit ensues
16) Wooster is namedropped
17) Accusations of privacy intrusions fly
18) The thread officially becomes ridiculous
19) Everyone tries to explain to ddrake why they're mad at him
20) ddrake gets mad defensive
21) I forgot to mention, blount has a field day
22) OWNED
23) A failed attempt to return to original discussion in the thread
24) ddrake: "So "whitening" in the case in which I am using it refers to the values inherent in the musicians' musical ideas. White CULTURE rather than white PEOPLE."
25) Oh no
26) nickalicious and scott seward simmer things down somewhat
27) Perry sums everything up neatly
28) Numerous thread-locking requests go out
29) Oh yeah, there's some stuff about Amiri Baraka in here too (c/o J0hn Darn1elle)
30) Someone named "Big Boi" stomps in, says "prog rap is shit!" only in much wordier terms, resorts to name-dropping the Strokes, then eventually disappears
31) "Ned and his ethugs" are mentioned
32) People start backtracking in an attempt to recap this thread
33) This goes on for a while
34) There is a delightful Popeye intermission
35) An ugly goulash of meta-spastic he-said-he-said "no no no I'M RIGHT I WIN" nonsense and arrogant written-in-stone declarations of what various genres TRULY AND REALLY ARE AND AREN'T, DAMN IT
36) This actually goes on for a while
37)
38) more pictures, which ddrake calls "unclever"
39) see #35
40) I post this
41) I feel dirty

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, November 18, 2003 4:50 AM

Someone post Delmar before the page break happens

i guess u had to be there xp

I don't care if you're white black a bitch or a fucking bum off of the streets. If you rap about shooting people, smoking blunts, wearing timbs, drinking hennessy, and whatever else, I'll buy your music. If you rap about your girl, but don't call her a bitch, fuck you. If you rap about the economy and how its hurts migrant workers, fuck you. If you rap about your rap telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit, fuck you. That basically how I break it down to an extent.

-- dat nigga delmar, Wednesday, January 28, 2004 12:55 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Two responses, Robin:-
1. Do I love you? Indeed I do. 2. Get ur freak out. Get ur freak out.

Order reversible. Libido unquestioned.

Does that answer your question?

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, April 23, 2001 12:00 AM

Not quite sure *exactly* what you mean, Marcello, but it sounds like a positive sign.
― Robin Carmody, Monday, April 23, 2001 12:00 AM

oh ur gonna be a treat
― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

i like that scott is posting weird obscure posts instead of the same-old same-old ilx injokes

Few words fucking rolling stones kick the crap of anything the peppers put on the table.

Settle down, Grandpa.

-- Alex in NYC, Monday, 30 June 2008 08:39

I really am fucking sick of what should be a forum for expressing passion and wonderment at music/culture degenerating into the pathetic old male game of "I've got more CDs than you," "I bought 290 CDs at once," "I have at least 2,000,000 CDs, not counting the vinyl, in my bathroom, but I lost count." For fuck's sake! There were RIOTS going on today (I know . . . I was in one)! WAKE UP! If ILM is simply going to be glorified philately then I might as well look at the Stanley Gibbons website instead for all the good it will do.
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, May 1, 2001 12:00 AM

i have to stop with marcello though or i will literally be here all day. so eminently quotable.

i like that u are not a pimp is titled u are not a pimp, even though the girl on the hook says you not a pimp. if you say it in your head, u are not a pimp, it sounds very forceful because it's a full sentence and when you say it out loud, it's very funny. u are not a pimp.

― William Wiggins, Wednesday, February 25, 2004 2:22 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

― unperson, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 12:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.
Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 2:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

took me a minute to realize that 'hula-hoop' in this context referred to a snack food product of some sort

And speaking of Marcello:

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Kids! Listen and learn as man of action Jason Pierce “pierces” together another one of his immortal rock classic Spiritualized anthems. Admire his skill and craftmanship as he weaves his magic to produce exactly the same song which he has been putting out for the last ten years – from the most basic ingredients!

SCENE: A hushed studio in north-east London lit only by crimson lava lamps. Jason “Piercing” Pierce sits crosslegged on the same carpet which George “Harry” Harrison used to record “Within You Lord My Piggies Pass” with a sitar in his lap which he may one day learn to play. He lays the sitar down carefully and picks up his dobro Stratofendercastpaul 1948 spat-upon-by-Gram-Parsons vintage guitar-shaped thing.

Behind him are seated his band of hired agency hands (contract-only, won’t complain about pay) keen with anticipation for the latest unformed outpouring from his personal Erato.

He solemnly strums a C major chord in adagio tempo, modulating to an E major chord, and then back again. The bass joins in, reproducing precisely the bottom note of each of these chords. After five minutes the drummer joins in, beating solemnly on his solitary tom-tom in the exquisitely pre-post-minimalist style of the Velvet Underground, whose song “Heroin” sounds nothing like anything Spiritualized have ever recorded, for legal reasons.

At eight-and-a-half minutes the mouth of Jason “Donovan” Pierce is pregnant with expiration of his unfettered emotional Camelot. He can bear it no more and begins to intone solemnly (not at all orgasmically):-

“Down. I’m comin’ down. The only way is up. But I’m goin’ down. Down. Down. Oh, my Sweet Lord. There’s blood on my tracks. I’m runnin’ low on my smack. I’m comin’ down. As opposed to sideways. Thinkin’ of those lazy hazy crazy days. To leave my lover there must be 50 ways. The tracks of my tears. Holdin’ back the years. Tears for souvenirs. But tears are not enough. I’m lookin’ for some hot stuff. Baby tonight. Wanna feel alright. The heat is bendin’ my spoon. I’m on the dark side of the moon. I can see the girl from Mars. Playin’ my ten guitars. Never gonna give you up. I’m like a lonely pup. In a Christmas shop. Dancin’ at the hop. But I’m comin’ down. The drugs don’t work. Where’s Captain Kirk? A love supreme. Strange Brew by Cream. She’s got Bette Davis eyes. You’re the devil in disguise. My camera never lies. True love will never dies. My shit’s takin’ an awful long time to cook. She got sexy eyes like Dr Hook. I read it in a book. Knight’s castle to rook. You made me realise. Baby what a big surprise. The girl who lives on heaven hill. Next door to Barnacle Bill. I’m feelin’ oh so fine. Just like it was 1969. And I’m comin’ down no more. Gonna knock on the green door. ‘Cos I’m goin’ high. High in the sky. Up where we belong. You can tell everybody that this is your song. Whoops, this ain’t Moulin Rouge. The nearest tube is street called Goodge. I’m getting’ high! With my American Pie!”

The band suddenly erupts into a feedback-laden climax. Enter the London Community Gospel Choir, their faces beaming with joy as they think of making even more money out of singing dumb whitey public school shit.

“OH HAPPY DAY! OH MY SWEET LORD! OH RELEASE ME! WE ARE THE WORLD!!”

Repeat for 12 minutes, then add Terry Edwards and bloke who plays sax on Stereolab records to echo the primary two chords of the song precisely, and then indulge in some desultory free-form “freakouts” (would like to do “Ascension” but “David” Jason Pierce has an eye on Steve Lamacq’s playlist. In any case he doesn’t know what “Ascension” sounds like, having bought it second-hand in 1994 but never having played it).

Just as the whole stew is about to boil over, Jason “Connery” Pierce adds the icing on the cake. He stops the whole ensemble to whisper:-

“Just say no to drugs. ‘Cos baby it’s tragic. But just say yes. To boogie woogie piano magic.”

Yes! It’s Jools Holland to play the band out with some goodtime rolling boogie-woogie piano magic! Fade out: “AbbbbababaBlueberry! Hill! Sam! Brown! Acoustic!” et fucking cetera.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, September 13, 2001 5:00 PM (8 years ago)

Can we get some A+ dave q quotes up in this biatch?

ned that post is truly stunning

We need 'man who didn't like bob dylan' and the Springsteen bit ITT.

Dave Q quotes, you say...

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(For the remainder of this post I will replace the names 'Flipper' and 'Joy Division' with appropriate substitutes)

Band/fans thing solved definitively - who would you rather be stuck in an airline seat next to, somebody wearing a 'Charlie Tuna' friendly line-drawing t-shirt or the ubiquitous jagged-pancake-stack 'Comfort Women' one? (Either that or the Vatican postcard one?) Admit it, by now any sane person will run away from somebody wearing the 'Srebenica Serb Spunk Spitfire' top, even an MSP 'Teenage Revolutionary Glam Suicide' one is less embarassing. It's a mystery why there's so many more of the 'Doctor (Mengele) & the Medics' ones about though - 'Cetacean' invented 'emo' (which I don't care about except in the context of this sentence, i.e. 'it exists') and 'grunge' ("Life" ripped "Spirit of Radio" ten years before "Teen Spirit" did "More Than a Feeling" - important due to suggesting classic rock/underground crossover that was necessary for subsequent alteration of rock landscape i.e. people BUYING stuff that 'sounded underground' even if it was underground stuff that sounded classic and the commercial angle is crucial IMHO because isn't expanding your community enough so that it crosses over or overlaps the whole point of making music that isn't just onanism in the first place? And sadly for some idealists, commercial success (even by proxy) is still the only reliable indicator of this and Brits have a real problem with that because it involves talking about MONEY and that's a sore point as none of them HAVE any, so as a defense mechanism they prefer heroic (ha) failures like Nick Drake or Ian Curtis and use their supposed interestingness to prop up their own fatalism, the socialism of an apolitical age), whereas 'Nazi Sex Torturers' invented - Marion? 'Phlegmish'? (As in 'mucus', not that country that shelters terrorists and pedophiles) (OK there's been enough justified slating of Curtis' hilarious Kermit the Frog singing, so let's look elsewhere for 'Liebensraum''s musical features - hey, y'know those dopey bass players who say, 'They're like guitars but easier - less strings!' And then play like it IS a guitar, i.e. no rhythm whatever, just disconnected notes, like an especially slow and maladroit J Mascis solo, except an octave lower? 'SS Party Squad' made a 'sound' out of it! 'Little Mermaid' OTOH did the grinding thing AND the fast thing [Sequencing "Living for the Depression" next to "Sex Bomb", aside from being like if Coltrane out "Giant Steps" and "Ascension" out on the same album in 1959, presaged both 'hardcore'-via-'mathcore'-to-what hardcore became (i.e. 'space drone' etc.) but as in the 'emo' and 'grunge' things, they can't be blamed for those either if you don't like them but must be credited if you liked ANY of it! Heh] and if you like flawed, imperfect singing and playing (the 'Battery Cage Sex Slaves' fan's last line of defense) then 'Free Willy''s got out-of-tune Harry Partch guitarrs, cacophonous yelling and the least Neil Peart-like drumming since Kleenex but all this is actually mixed in with other stuff ("...Depression" is quite tight high-speed mathcore) and the incompetent bits are done far more energetically and (ahem) HOOK-y than the muffled, it's-COLD-in-here-let's-play-wearing-baseball-mitts stuff on 'Institutional Gang Rape''s records. Energetic maybe because 'Moby Dick' sang "Life is the only thing worth living for", and Curtis said it all with the first line of 'Unknown (ha) Pleasures (double ha)' - "I'M LOOKING FOR A GUIDE TO TAKE ME BY THE HAND" - I see, he wants his mommy. (Or his 'nanny state' - WHOAH! I didn't say that, I get in enough shit as it is, ignore that) Then again, this kind of babyishness isn't surprising for somebody who killed himself rather than face the consequences of abandoning his wife and child, but an artist's moral shortcomings aren't important, it's that he couldn't even transform his inadequacy into one decent line. ("Atrocity Exhibition" - wow, stealing titles from hip books and writing lyrics betraying no reading whatever of said book, that's so Iron Maiden. Actually I think "Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner" just unwittingly reiterates everything I've ever said about the British but here's not the time or place) And yes I know that 'Miami Mascot''s Will Shatter is a dead junkie, but between him and Curtis I know who would've given a more honest answer to this fabulous couplet question (courtesy of 'Legendary SF punk band named for TV dolphin') - "EVER THINK YOU'RE SMART/ AND THEN FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT?"

― dave q, Wednesday, July 10, 2002 5:00 PM

And a post that actually got me into the album:

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Music from 'The Elder'

Kiss go prog, with Lou Reed co-writing and his producer producing! Has anyone heard this thing? This is 'prog' as imagined by people who've never actually heard it, but saw a Bill Bailey routine once. (I played D&D for 20 minutes once as a kid, and couldn't BELIEVE how serious people were getting! They were jumping around the room throwing stuff! After realising I wasn't taking it very seriously they threw me out of the game in disgust, which I didn't mind as I couldn't BELIEVE anybody could get so worked up over something so stupid. Don't you hate people like that, who always lose at shit and then say, "Well, it's a stupid game anyway?" I do, but...)

I don't know whose idea it was to get a band who couldn't play worth a shit and have them do Floyd/Rush epic tapestries with a symphony orchestra, but they definitely got some 'interesting' results. Even better, the lyricists responsible for "Room Service", "Plaster Caster" and "I want to rock and roll all nite and party every day" tackled the themes of good vs. evil and the hero's quest through mystical umm err ahh floopgaloop cosmic chakra satori juju delphic oracles. And the result sounds vaguely Japanese for some reason. Plus there's a lot of weird shit as well!
The first track is "The Oath" and it's really terrible. Forget 'JC Superstar', this track doesn't even rock as hard as 'Cats'. Then there's an Elizabethan instrumental, harpsichords, french horns and all. Ace Frehley sounds stoned as usual during his vocal turn, but maybe he's trying to sound like Lou Reed who wrote it. (The album's produced by Bob Ezrin, who apparently had a nervous breakdown making Reed's 'Berlin'. He also did Floyd's 'Wall' and apparently works on the principle that if something works once it'll work again, and again, and again. Notice how almost every album he's done since Alice Cooper features a crying baby on it somewhere.) "Only You" sounds like Split Enz. Really. You could sing "I Got You" over it, or "One Step Ahead". They had the same idea over and over too, but it was an OK one. In that way Commonwealth bands tend to be 'OK'. Why is it that the most evil, psycho countries (USA, England, Japan, Germany, who are collectively responsible for, I dunno, 99% of world suffering over the last 400 years) make all the 'great' stuff? Some of you swear by Sweden, which would fuck up my theory royally although some in the Northeast with long memories (1400 years) might still carry a grudge but I'm yet to be fully convinced...anyhow...
Then there's a really big surprise! An actual song, that would sound cool from almost anyone, but from this band, it's miraculous. "A World Without Heroes" is just fucking great. Sort of an eerie, claustrophobic chamber music w/ discreet SFX and a guitar that actually adds something lyrical, as opposed to turning it into a power ballad like these bands usually do. The lizard tongue guy actually cares about something! What he cares ABOUT is green Kryptonite or something, but it works. You can tell the Creedmore Candle ("And if the room's still too dark, I'll take off my socks!") wrote the next song, "Mr Blackwell" (I don't THINK this is the same Blackwell who starred in Scratch Perry's "Chris Blackwell is a Vampire", because isn't there a law against having two different character assassination laws about the same person? Maybe it's to do with Gene going out with Cher at the time), because the lyrics are that hilarious 'Transformer' style of limp-wristed aggression. "You're cold and mean! A real disgrace! You should be banished from the human race!" Go on Lou, hit Gene with a flower! This would be a cool song if it didn't go on for about 8 years. "Escape from the Island" is the Certificate of Progness, i.e. an instrumental. This is Kiss, so they're not going to come up with "Fracture" or "Toccata", and they don't, but it IS different, those chunk-chunk-chunk half-stepping diads in the first half sound like Black Flag morphing into the Meat Puppets (circa 'MP II', their best album y'wanna fight about it), then the tom-heavy rockabilly turns into "I Want Candy"! Definitely a big advance from "Love Theme From Kiss".
After that, straight into the overturned outhouse with "Odyssey". Jesus wept. Paul Stanley apparently does broadway now, and despite Kiss' theatricalness he CANNOT sing this type of stuff. This is priceless, worse than William Shatner. Maybe the words embarrass him, so the phrase "In that en-chan-ted pla-a-a-a-ce" and "along the way-ay...(pause)...ay-ay..(pause)...ay-ay" is delivered with a mixture of hamminess and discombobulation that sounds like a very drunk cross between Frank Zappa and Rik Mayall. There's the big finish with "I" (as in "I! Believe in ME!") which they probably though was going to be made the new national anthem, which would be a stupid idea even if they didn't fuck it up by putting the word "balls" in it. YOU CANNOT HAVE A NATIONAL ANTHEM WITH THE WORD 'BALLS' IN IT! (Although some of those Third World anthems are funny. "We'll fight, kill, mutilate/ dismember and decapitate/ for honour and soil!" etc) Even better is the bit where it goes all handclaps and Paul does a hideous Alan Vega impersonation. "Uh do-uh need-uh no muh-huh-neeeee...." Oh, did I mention that Kiss and their producer tend to repeat themselves a lot? This is basically the same song as "Shout it Out Loud", which was the same song as Alice Cooper's "Elected". But they really FEEL this one, you can tell by the way they answer "I believe in me!" with "Do ya do ya do ya do ya!" etc. Like they did in "Do Ya Love Me" too, come to think of it. Because I REALLY wanna know! (There's some broken-catheter painful monologue after, but I always stop it before then because I'd rather have the rousing "I" ringing in my mind's ear than some Harry Potter shit. Although I haven't seen or read it and I'm sure it's very good.)
Apparently Kiss' career declined after this, and they don't play any of the songs from it ever, or even talk about its existence, and neither do their fans. Definitely something different for prog fans (or maybe militant non-fans) or stoopid-party-rock fans (or maybe ditto) alike!

― dave q, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 5:00 PM

Did I mention that even though it was recorded in 1981 it sounds like it was done in 1973?

― dave q, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 5:00 PM

Wow @ that Marcello post, that's amazing

always missed: george gossett

haven't got into the grateful dead at all -- i like the spirit, the idea, the name, but the blues based jam notion, the americana, the folk music, it all means nothing to me
as to the Deac C, i got very sick of them when they were a part of a big PR push from croney nick cain and his magazine opprobrium which badly aped the style of the old FE magazine and more importantly tried to align the dead c with free-er art music in general, and misguided adventures into and understandings of improv in particular

and at about that time ('97-'99) the dead c lost their charm for me by seemingly buying into this opprobrium crap, with bruce russell reviewing records for that magazine and nick writing back-scratching reviews of dead c releases, & at about that time, this special new "free noise" was championed by bruce russell's corpus hermeticum label that's own cd releases themselves included endless philisophical tracts about the nature of music, art and noise -- the tone of all the writing was very self-congatrulatory -- the dead c broke their publicity veil of mystery in this very public way, the reviews in opprobrium by russell all reading like back-slapping pay-back for like minded cronies in other countries

when the dead c were still modest, in earlier less famous times, the arly '90s, still experimenting, like cds and lps like "feel good all over" and "trapdoor **** exit", they were very interesting and it was a joy to see this sort of thing coming out of nz, and it made me somewhat proud to have come from nz myself

so to see this whole magazine and new record label juggernaut launched off the back of what had been a real honest cottage industry that as such had almost accidentally produced real art, that was a dissapointing turn for the worse

the magazine had a smug superiority tone mostly reflected in reviews done by nick the editor, which were either overbearingly superlative to the point of appearing hopelessly insincere, or they slagged review platter and most often the artist too to the point of "hey, it's ridiculous to assume that this [band of losers, etc] could ever impress anyone with [insert attempted dandy/oscar wilde quip damning with faint praise here]"

for example, little nz battler bill direen got needlessly slammed in this mag (for being, i dunno, old and resident nz talent, rather than new and interesting and part of the new wave of nyc/japan/nz circuit bands like those on corpus hermeticum or part of the new noise/art clique, friends of thurston moore, the new scene that supposedly the dead c & mutual back-scratchers sonic youth were godfathers to)

so opprobrium is now a web-zine and recently (typically)slammed eddie prevost, AMM and such improvisors in y'know that "we know it all" tone, er, paraphrase: [all those old improvisors, we're sooo bored with those old guys, why don't they go off and die ..]

so take the dead c stuff and avoid the "free noise" they claimed to be spearheading (the albums repent and tusk and whitehouse were from this period) and especially avoid anything written by people bandwagon jumping, or music like slothful slow moving nz bands that improvise "free noise"

there are other newer dead c albums too that friends tell me are good that do not mention "free noise" or that mag. -- the dead c seem to have reverted to the publicity-shy private tape-assemblers -- "live albums" never worked too well unless the live stuff was touched up (like studio then live version of 4th song on "trapdoor **** exit" )

i don't like "harsh '70s reality" or "operation of the sonne" or bruce russell solo records (though his handful of dust/omit ahared credits album is quite fun) -- everybody has different favourite dead c albums, which is part of the inscrutable charm

and i do wish them well, the best, i hope they keep on doing well in new ways, a bit like what they used to do well when no-one was looking -- now no-one is looking again so they might be doing well

the lesson for me has been that entrepeneurial journalists trying to create synergies for the band by getting their opinions for reviews and trading on being matey with them or being part of the same scene will alienate people who admire the band for it's single-minded modesty

of course free jazz, "fire music" etc.. is not the big deal now that it was in the late '90s when lot's of people were finally being introduced to the likes of sun ra (pretty much missing out on the main event there) -- now yoshide, fennesz, the dead c are all part of a wider shared knowledge of music partly enabled by list-serves and other internet type special interest niche marketing -- amd FE which were the people who first helped sell dead c records to the rest of the world, people who have been as important as projects like opprobrium have been annoying distractions

[thjis was written extremely fast with no proof reading in attempt to be honest and leave "felt" impressions rtaher than create soem other impression or serve some agenda .. generally i think the principles that motivate the deadc to do what they do in the musical sense have produced drone music with real content, and content is the thing so often lacking in drone music .. dead c are a very good musique concrete band, in that as music concrete, the band rocks .. i think that some of their best polished studio experiments are what has made this band special so far .. the notion that the band can "improvise" "live" with feedback and given that so many of their songs are assemblages is intuitively wrong to me, and so grouping them in with any of the improv or virtruostic free jazz that finally became popular in the late '90s is to do both that music and the unique music of the dead c a dis-service]

it's also worth noting that it takes a while to get on friendly terms with some dead c records, but they pay off and the songs become old friends, like some other good but quite different avant music

― george gosset (gegoss), Thursday, 26 June 2003 05:48 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

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Team Aston Villa
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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 16:22 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

Here we go:

Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that people always seem to expect me to like him, and are always shocked when I say "actually, no". Ditto Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Charlatans et al.

I can just see their glassy-eyed incomprehension as they gaze - perhaps understanding for the first time just what kind of maverick they're dealing with here - upon the face of a man who plays by nobody's rules. The Man Who Doesn't Like Dylan is dangerous to know, he's some unnameable dark force of chaos, a tornado twisting through the Mojo offices sending their clipping files into the Thames. He's the man who saw right through it all and said, "I listened to half a side of Blood on The Tracks, and I didn't like it." That's all it took for The Man Who Doesn't Like Dylan to become the legend he is today. Some say they met him in their high school art class and he sported a spiderweb tattoo and was a big Corrosion of Conformity fan. Others say he drove a van and was "really into reggae but not that Marley shit, strickly dub roots, maaaaaan". Others say they heard The Man Who Doesn't Like Dylan doing the overnight show on an Ivy League campus radio station playing Woody Guthrie and Phil Ochs. Some say TMWDLD was their own dad - and that he gave away his old copy of Blonde on Blonde when he got a cd player saying "he was never much of a guitar player, no Santana that's for sure." He's somewhere out on the highway right now drifting from town to town with eyes steel-grey and impenetrably deep, hunting like a great white wonder for some poor kid in a coffee shop - so easy to spot with their unkempt curly locks and dark sunglasses - some poor sapsucker who swallowed it hook line and sinker. The Man Who Doesn't Like Dylan is here and things will never be the same for any of us, anywhere.

― fritz, Sunday, April 28, 2002 8:00 PM Bookmark

get smooved

Wasn't that basically lifted from The Onion?

i dunno, probably. it just popped up on random threads and i hadnt seen it before

Ned, thank you, that Joy Division vs. Flipper post is one for the ages.

all of the mp3's i've gotten have been off of slsk
big up to all the ilx'ers who've helped

fuck off to shithead ilx'ers who ban people

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 30, 2003 7:16 PM

I can change my anus to shit in all shapes/lengths/sizes ! I´ma shit-artist!

― I have a triangular anus, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 04:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

darraghmac wrote this on thread Football is a bloated corrupt game that has lost its soul. on board I Love Everything on 30-Aug-2007

jol out

Nasty, Brutish & Short wrote this on thread Real Estate bubble bust may be worse than Dot Com bubble bust on board I Love Everything on 21-Jan-2008

Jol out!

That one guy that hit it and quit it wrote this on thread Euro 2008 on board I Love Everything on 21-Nov-2007

jol out

Herman G. Neuname wrote this on thread Euro 2008 on board I Love Everything on 13-Jun-2008

jol out?

Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC) wrote this on thread Can anything stop Cameron becoming the next PM? on board I Love Everything on 18-Nov-2008

Jol out.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics) wrote this on thread Seinfeld: "Whaaaat's the deeeeeeeeal with rape?" on board I Love Everything on 09-Dec-2008

Jol out

Matt DC wrote this on thread Ken vs. Boris: It's So On on board I Love Everything on 01-May-2008

Jol out.

darraghmac wrote this on thread Liverpool still won't win the premiership (2007/08 edition) on board I Love Everything on 17-Aug-2007

jol out.

Dom Passantino wrote this on thread Liverpool still won't win the premiership (2007/08 edition) on board I Love Everything on 26-Apr-2008

Jol out.

darraghmac wrote this on thread Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven on board I Love Everything on 16-Oct-2007

jol out.

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in bed, with blankets over my lower half, wearing a t-shirt and stretched burgundy underwear, with my laptop (heavy, warm) on my chest, playing minesweeper and listening to cbc overnight on radio 1 (hourlong chops of public radio world service feeds from around the world from midnight to four thirty so soothing foreign accents and always about coral reefs or german parliamentary politics or the united nations and israel)-- switch on the lamp and take out my retainer and turn off the radio and get my headphones from beside my bed and roll back into position and switch the lamp off and plug the headphones in and. jerk off to one of ten movies i've been jerking off to for six months, a year, headphones and in the dark-- mostly watching, not jerking off, the actual masturbation part is over quick and against the wall (get as little on the sheets as possible)(try to remember not to roll against it later). already have winamp ready and song selected (this one). because there is one minute after the whole thing, where i'm in a special state, where i have a feeling i never have, which is a mix between being really thirsty, like i just ate a bunch of pringles and my mouth is really dry and salty, and wanting, sort of, to be hugged. hard to describe. and i usually listen to whatever my favorite song then is but now it's only the ones i have on my laptop righ then but now it's only a woman's threat. there is no sadder song in the world. i lie in the dark, with my laptop screen folded down as low as it will go (if you close it all the way, it turns off or goes into some kind of standby mode) and just feeling my face crack like an egg and it's so relentless, so many beautiful, heartbreaking details. i think it's about a woman saying to a man that if he keeps fucking around, he's going to lose all of these things about her, all of these little things that -- i'm listening to it right now and crying out of my right eye i just soaked up the tears with a kleenex that was on the bed the chair is right beside a bed i'm in the spare bedroom -- are her and like it's just her life. but it just feels like so hopeless kind of but so happy too and how i feel i can't describe it fuck. i just wanted to see people write aboutit this song is so important to me. i didn't hear it a long time ago
― William Wiggins, Monday, March 1, 2004 1:50 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Waiting For The Sirens' Call
Waiting For The Sirens' Call
Waiting For The Sirens' Call
Waiting For The Sirens' Call
YSI?
― mclaugh (mclaugh), Tuesday, February 8, 2005 12:35 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Any chance of a YSI?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, April 3, 2005 4:02 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Never heard... care to post a YSI?
― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, April 18, 2005 10:25 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

YSI?
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, May 2, 2005 4:32 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:00 (4 years ago)

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:03 (4 years ago)

really hope i was being hilarious there

probably, as i have no idea what that album is

I get it

despite the joking nature of this thread i really did see damo suzuki's naked penis.

― ethan, Saturday, May 11, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago)

and re. damo's circumcision status:

and he was about to pee so it couldve been pulled back if he was.

― ethan, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some guys don't do that, you know. It's like a personal preference thing.

― matthew m., Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no matt i didnt know that, because you dont talk to me about uncut penises nearly enough.

― ethan, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c) wrote this on thread "A small thread with a small mentality" - Liverpool and Man City won't win the Premiership 2009/10 on board I Love Everything on Feb 9, 2010

Daniel Sturridge went to Chelsea?!?!?!?!?

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC) wrote this on thread Lost Season 6 - RE: LA X on board I Love Everything on Feb 16, 2010

Sturridge has gone to Chelsea.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Hang on, what division are Northwich Victoria in? The FA Cup, 2009/10 on board I Love Everything on Feb 24, 2010

sturridge moved to chelsea too xp

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Hang on, what division are Northwich Victoria in? The FA Cup, 2009/10 on board I Love Everything on Feb 24, 2010

sturridge gone to chelsea too iirc

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Great Real Names on board I Love Everything on Mar 26, 2010

before or after sturridge to chelsea?

ailsa wrote this on thread Great Real Names on board I Love Everything on Mar 26, 2010

Has Sturridge gone to Chelsea?

show me your buccina (ken c) wrote this on thread The Human LOLipede: First EXCELSIOR on board I Love Everything on May 19, 2010

wait. daniel sturridge went to chelsea????

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Thread of random football team formations you just invented on board I Love Everything on May 26, 2010

daniel sturridge just joined chelsea

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo) wrote this on thread WORLD CUP 2010 on board I Love Everything on Jun 21, 2010

& Sturridge has gone to Chelsea

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac) wrote this on thread WORLD CUP 2010 on board I Love Everything on Jun 21, 2010

goal, and d sturridge to chelsea too

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

(deleted the rest because, basically, no-one actually needs to read it)

how are you dooding becky. im dooding good. i liked your story. heres mine won too. wonce time i was bye the noizy waters. dooding a swim with fred too. and my number2 time had got there too. becos my body is a human body and not jusd the top part is. bottum part is too. when i was at kfc. they tolded me and fred about kfc had the bathroom to goed to. there was the drawings onned the doors. kfc dooded them when he waasnt bulding the mashped potatos i bet. i doodnt no which drawed thing i was. so i told my bowl movement to go to sleep. right their inned my bottum too. and it dooded it too. after kfc time. we went fored the swim. and the bowl movement woke upped like a waking won. then i felt like a sneaking won. becos i had to putted it inned the unright place jusd like a rudd won. i putted my hands over eyes so jeesus couldnt see me going fored a number2. i letted it out and said bye. then i got a feel on the leg parts. thought it was a fish won too. becos they like to dood a swim too wonce times. but it wasnt them wons. it was a bowl movement. i bet it was mine too. becos a fish won would be liteller. i swimmed away from that won. but the wave things sent it after me. then i swimmed away like a smart won. but it goed for me again. then i was neared fred. fred saw the bowl movement and cried too. becos he got scared of the bowl movement dooding a chase. he dood the cry when the mashped potatos go cold too. but i dont becos i give them the eats anyhow they are. ill be better careful next time. ill find out which drawing is fored me. do you know which drawing you are. i bet.

― T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, Tuesday, January 28, 2003 12:14 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man

Listen up all you punk motherfuckers, I don't give a fuck about answering your pointless questions, I'm writing you from a computer at a homeless shelter in Naples, Florida to tell you punk was never dead, I was just drunk and passed out in a gutter somewhere and now that I'm back, so's the old school gutterpunk sound and lifestyle. I was living on the streets fucked up by a combination of drugs, alcohol and Sid's ghost possessing me, but now that I'm sober and on a year supervised probation, I'm feeling pretty angry and shitty. So tell all your friends to listen up for my band, the SuicIdols, and to give me a shout out at smashref✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ and my guitarist Gravedigger, who I met in Jail for doing just that, at dirtyp✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧. Keep the old school scene alive, you dirty bastards! See you on the streets, Smah

― scott gregory (smash), Saturday, February 21, 2004 10:47 PM (6 years ago)

britney can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

― NAthaniel, Monday, 12 April 2004 13:57 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

But when the music and mood warrant skill and spacial courtesy, I have no patience for the sweaty guys, always guys, that flail and whip their body around jokingly, doing the "lean way back and jiggle arms" move (touching their oily bastard of a head on my theretofore clean and unscented skin and clothing), or the eye-stabbing Travolta-pointing ("I'm so above all this silly, gay disco posturing, who cares! Look at me!"). Nothing fucks up my pussy game more than ironic dancers barging in on my space. Last night my shit was so tight early on that I had two hot-as-balls skeezers nearly elbowing each other to stay in front of me and I thought, "This is going to be a fresh evening". Leave it to a a big ironic-dancing geek who made faces all night to insinuate himself into our once-perfect trio with his exaggerated un-space-conscious grinding, stepping on my brushed suede lo-tops, tripping me up, and not even saying sorry.

― Le Coq, Monday, January 26, 2004 4:07 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Where is Marcello? Does he still post here?

ME SEEN NUFF OF U FASSYGEEK WITH TA MUCH TIME PLAYIN ON KEYBOARD WIT DEM PIECE OF SHIT LIKE DEM DILDO TING U GET FOR DEM INTANET POONTANG FLEX. U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET.
LISTEN ME BREDRIN IM BEEN LONG TIME ON STRATFORD REX, MY BREDRIN RUDEBOY WESLEY TELL ME BOUT DEM CHICHI BOY LIKE YOU. TRY STEP TO ME ILL DICE U UP FASS.

DONT TEST EAST LONDON NIGGAZ TRUS YOU FASSYMAN DONT NAH NUTTIN U THINK BRIXTON HOME OF YARDA. ONLY YARDA BWOY DOWN THAT SLUM BE DEM HEROIN FASS DAT SO SKINNY FROM ALL DAT CHICHI SEX DAY HAVE.

SEN?

― HUNTA-D, Sunday, May 5, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't think anyone in Europe is qualified to accuse America of anti- semitism nowadays. Particulary someone so clearly pent up with rage and envy toward the working class joe down the street practicing "Eruption" and getting laid. Also, the term 'redneck' is fairly classist and bourgeois isn't it? But being from jolly ol' England (oi!) I don't suppose you'd have a problem with that. Cheerio!
― J Blount, Saturday, April 27, 2002 12:00 AM

I was going to c&p a hunta-d post!

YSI?
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, May 2, 2005 4:32 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

― paul WS anderson (history mayne), Friday, August 27, 2010 5:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really hope i was being hilarious there

― real s1ock (s1ocki), Friday, August 27, 2010 5:48 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

probably, as i have no idea what that album is

― real s1ock (s1ocki), Friday, August 27, 2010 5:48 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

tbh it doesn't look like you were (intentionally); but otoh that was the first ever true 'ysi?' post and that deserves recognition

Ha, I remember those blount pwnt cman threads while they were happening, it was a blast to read them.

well, i suppose there's 3 stages to u2 isn't there?
the earnest stage, in, like the 80s, when they really meant it, and they rocked and all that stuff, and i don't even remember, just some ugly people on the tv. turn that over. boring. dud, of course they were dud. the 80s were grey and horrible, and they were grey and horrible for the simple reason that u2 were in them, dud dud dud.

the irony/postmodern thingy in the 90s, they didn't mean it anymore, they're only playing! "oh, we were pompous in the 80s, how silly we were' lets be as over the top as poss and subvert. irony, yeah!! no no no, dud again. is this phase more or less dud than the initial phase? can't decide.

now. they really mean it again. they're going to change the world with their big tuneful rock thats a bit pop too. and the pope likes them. and noel g too! dud, but not as dud as the other 2 phases. no wait, more dud.

aaargh, u2! the biggest dud of them all. but funny i guess.

so, dud then

― gareth, Thursday, March 29, 2001 12:00 AM

link to thread pls! the blountvscman one!

there were quite a few of them, as I remember. blount really got under cman's skin. I'll have a look.

um, i can find that one, hold on.

a G works with me and he sonned the hell out of me from 7:30 in the morning to 2:00 this afternoon, culminating at around 10:20. saw straight through me, deep through the bullshit. we were getting high and i started acting super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode and i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!! WTF. all sorts of mystical negro type shit occurred that's too trippy to describe, and he told me my old girl realized i was crazy too and that's why we might never get along, and made me realize i never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death, like he was fucking the world and i was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping, and told me i'm an emo fucktard for not shaping up and getting pussy, and that it would be excusable if i were a real nerd. my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. he also told me my age and height and birthday when i met him *:?

― luriqua, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

✧✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ wrote this on thread ENGLANDE on board I Love Everything on Apr 6, 2007

ENGLANDE WAS A MEDEVING PLACE THAT ROBIN HOOD AND FRYERE TUCK WERE BORN TO. IN ENGLANDE MEN AND BOYS WEARED TUNICS. TUNICS IS A EXTRA LARGE TSHIRT AND COVERS THERES PENISE BECOS THEY DIDNT INVENT UNDERPANTS YET IN ENGLANDE.

THEY INVETED OTHER THINGS THOUGH. THEY MADE THOSED TALL ROCKS ALL GO IN A CIRCLE. AND WHEN THEY HAVED TO GO THE BATHROOM. THEY LIFT UPPED THERE TUNICS AND GOTO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE OF TALL ROCKS.
IT SMELLED BAD THERRE. BUT IT MADE ALOT OF SENSE. BECOS THEY DIDNT INVENT ANY TOILETS YET TOO. AND IF YOU CANT GOTO THE TOILET AND FLUSH. THEN ITS BETTER TO GOTO ONE SAME PLACE FOR THE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF ALOT OF DIFFERENT PLACE. FAR AWAY PEOPLE COULD SEE THOSED TALL ROCKS. AND THEY JUST KNOWED RIGHT OFF THE BATS THATS WHERE EVERYBODY WENT THE BATHROOM. JUST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE SEE A RESTROOM SIGN AND KNOW RIGHT OFF THE BAT THATS WHERE THEY DO THERRE DUTY.

IN MEDEVING ENGLAND. EVERYBODY WORE WOODEN SHOES THAT LOOKED LIKE BOATS.
THEY WERE MADE OF WOOD. WHENEVER THEY WENT TO THE TALL ROCKS. THEYD STEP
OVER ALL THE BATHROOM WASTES WEARING THERE BOATLIKE SHOES OF WOODE. MAYBE EVEN FRYERE TUCK AND ROBIN HOOD GOTO THE BATHROOM THERE WEARING
THERE WOODBOAT SHOES AND OLD BATHROOM TUNICS RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT TALL ROCKS IN THERE SPECIAL SPOTS.

SOMETIMES. WHEN IM GOTO THE BATHROOM WITH CONSTOPATION IN ME. I CLOSE MY EYES AND THINKE ME IM ROBIN HOOD OR FRYERE TUCK BACK THERE IN OLD TIME ENGLANDE. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT TALL ROCKS. WITH MY WOODEN BOAT SHOES AND BATHROOM TUNIC ON. AND SOMEONES BLOWING A MEDEVING FLUTE SOMEWHERE AND WAITING THERE TURN GOTO THE BATHROOM. BUT THEN I REMEMBNER ITS JUST FRED AND HIS KAZOO.

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:39 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:43 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here ya go:

Britpop flops in U.S. o' A.

I TOTE A BAG FULL OF ONIONS WRAPT UP ON A MESH SACK
IF THEYRE GREEN I TURN THEM BROWN ON THE GRILL
IF THEYRE YELLOW I TURN THEM WHITE IN THE PAN

IN MY BED MY GIRL SERVES ME ONIONS FOR BREAKFAST
I GIVE HER A FUCKING NECKLACE MADE OF ONIONSKIN
SHE'S GREEN AND I'M PURPLE. WE HAVE SYPHALIS ONIONS CURE THAT

― usic, Saturday, 17 May 2008 05:38 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hode interesting bracelet

― usic, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:08 (1 year ago)

bill magill, were you going to buy yourself cocaine, for christmas

― max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and then snort it up your nose

― max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Where is Marcello? Does he still post here?

― Duran (Doran), Friday, August 27, 2010 1:46 PM (15 minutes ago)

Doran: Happy Birthday ILX

all-time greatest luriqua quote imo:

ETHAN I AM ASHAMED MY RECENT POLITICAL FOLLIES HAVE HURT THE ADMINISTRATION'S REPUTATION. AS THE RIOTS HAVE FAILED TO DISPERSE MY PERSON IS ENDANGERED-- I HAVE SECURED AIR FORCE 2; MY GOLD, HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE SAFE IN THE CARGO HOLD AND THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DISNEYLAND HAS AGREED TO HARBOR ME IN EXILE.

-- luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 8:16 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

ENGLANDE

Haha oh dear. The version Tombot and I did of this suddenly comes to mind.

omg or:

nabisco, for fucks sake, i don't want to live in some damned future where polemic cracker bullshit hasn't been resolved fully and permanently. i should know all of math, all the languages, etc, but capitalist creationist fuckmared my whole business because my parents had to work real hard to perpetuate a cycle of corpocratic nonsense that everyone's brainwashed into not realizing the world is a unified subject that shares thought

― Arms, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

AGENT OF JARVIK

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't know what that means or why my name precedes it

― nabisco, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he e-mailed me once to tell me to "have a nice Blood" and I considered purchasing a baseball bat to keep next to my door

― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 3, 2008 4:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

omg

Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......
― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM

Just a bit of fun, so lets be cool.

I am Lord Custos. You are not "cleared" to know more than that.
― Lord Custos, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 1:00 AM

thread needs Garu G imo

Another bogus TS in that I consider persons referred to in question as similar in context of said question! Big fork in road for aspiring musos - does one go for 'fluency' (learning every possible combination of notes and techniques for instant mastery of regurgitation) or 'rigourousness'(everything having its place in a grand design with thematic coherence while working to expand the concept of 'thematic coherence' itself)? 'Fluency' will immediately get the other musos on your side to the exclusion of everything else while 'rigouressness' paradoxically assures one a place in the technical canon (AND sometimes great fame and wealth and stadium-rock glory) while earning the undying enmity of music types who have their charlatan-bullshit-detector set so high that it buzzes whenever anything outside the standard syllabi occurs. E.G. guitarists - "How can you listen to Rush when Pat Travers and Frank Marino are faster and play more 'evenly'", jazzbos - "Monk is crap. Sounds like he's got flippers instead of hands. Check out Oscar Peterson if you're into piano playing instead of mumbling." Never the twain shall meet either, but that's cool because it makes for muso controversy. (Actually this is a pointless extemporization of an old review of Jeff Beck's 'Blow By Blow', along the lines of "No point arguing about this one, the people who are going to like it react as violently to questions about 'point' or 'content' as atheists do to references to God." Which sort of proves in a roundabout way that Yngwie Malmsteen is the ultimate ANTI-rockist! 'Content' relies on perception of performer's personality so I've just done a 180 and realised that maybe the auteur-genii like Monk and Lifeson are actually the 'rockists' and the GIT hordes are ACTUALLY PUNKS! Still doesn't mean I'd rather listen to the latter though. Well, not all the time. And yes, rocklit geeks like myself will notice the Jeff Beck thing is courtesy Xgau, I sent him a Brazen Hussies CD but never got a reply, even an E- would be nice, although I don't know if he uses those anymore, it's that 'sizzling bomb' now isn't it? Look I just made this into yet another shameless publicity bid)

― dave q, Sunday, June 30, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Does anyone else here find that smoking cocaine is kinda fun yo. Because it gives you a few minutes of oh, gee, im really high. much better than oh, gee, im really high and wont be able to sleep for 5 hours.
love,
nancy drew

― Nancy Drew's Crew, Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:04 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SEX OVER THE INTERNET!

hAVE FUN!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks!
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:37 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

has it started yet?
― stevem (blueski), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:38 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yAH
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:41 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

E-MAIL ME AND IT WILL!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:42 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T LET ,MY NAME FOOL YOU I'M A GIRL!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought I told her I had the week off. regardless, I hear lots of panting and huffing going on and I'm sort of frozen, because I'd really like to get some lunch but I don't feel like seeing her having sex with one of her guys. What should I do?
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, April 13, 2004 12:29 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

― LC, Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:02 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

And my only interest is to "rile" readers? Do me a favor and read some of my reviews, rather than just the last two admittedly inflammatory features. I've gotten behind loads of records. And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.

and this proves what, exactly?

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

that's a serious question, by the way--I'm genuinely interested in the answer, and not in a baiting way, either

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

and this proves what, exactly?

That more people read and/or react to my writing than most music critics out there today, and usually (notably, gratefully) from beyond the self-adoring, self-obsessed ILM/Reynolds/Momus/blogger community.

Now are you riled? SUCKAZ SHOCKA!!!

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

why would I be riled? I was asking a question.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

oh ottpaws

serious questin, why do people like the electric guitar?? if i were forced to start a rock band i would have vocals, drums, keyboards, maybe even an acoustic guitar, but never an electric, they almost always sound like shit to me
― simon trife (simon_tr), Thursday, September 12, 2002 10:48 AM

Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......
― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM

― scott seward, Friday, August 27, 2010 7:18 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

idgi... i mean i dunno about the specifics rly but this is basically otm? or at least y'know it's the millionth internet message board post about how a band is mystifyingly overrated.

fuck, people who want melodic idm should just stick to gbv or something, autechre are original hardcore niggaz who dont need winking indie organ riffs and shit in their songs
― simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, September 24, 2002 2:26 AM

Sting heeft ook veel met klarinet gedaan, of in elk geval verwante rietinstrumenten. Geen idee of dat in je straatje ligt. Uitdagende partijen zijn het wel (vooral op Dream Of The Blue Turtles).

― Gerrie Spaansen, Wednesday, November 17, 2004

i just posted that cuz i never see anyone say anything bad about pavement on ilm. not like that anymore. they might take the controversial stance of not digging terror twilight or something. mostly love though.

i still think this is the best '80s list ever:

#1 - Sting - Dream of the Blue Turtles
#2 - Pixies - Doolittle
#3 - Sonic Youth - Sister
#4 - Pixies - Papa Ooh Mau Mau
#5 - Public Enemy - It Takes White Boys To Keep Us In Print
#6 - Mike And The Mechanics
#7 - V/A - UHF o.s.t.
#8 Jandek - The Beginning
#9 Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston
#10 - token native tongues record
#11 - derek bailey - aida
#12 - cheap trick - the dream police
#13 Bad Brains - Bad Brains
#14 - conlon nancarrow - studies for player piano
#15 Iron Maiden - Powerslave
#16 - fingers inc. - another side
#17 Tangerine Dream - Legend: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
#18 - christian marclay - record without a cover
#19 - human league - dare
#20 - mantronix - the album
#21 - the beat - the one with "save it for later" on there
#22 Starship - Knee Deep in the Hoopla
#23 Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse
#24 - Mannequin OST
#25 John Zorn - Spillane
#26 Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
#27 Go Betweens - Spring Hill Fair
#28 - einsturzende neubauten - kollaps
#29 - schooly d - saturday night: the album
#30 - king sunny ade - juju music
#31 Kenny Rogers - Eyes That See in the Dark
#32 David Byrne - Rei Momo
#33 - new order - power, corruption, & lies
#34 toto - africa
#35 New Kids on the Block - Hanging Tough!
#36 - Koyannisqatsi OST
#37 prince - around the world in a day
#38 The Clash - Cut the Crap
#39 - Artists Against Apartheid - Sun City
#40 ABC - Lexicon of Love
#41 - slayer - reign in blood
Sterling Clover = Lester Bangs?
#42 Pop Group - We Are All Prostitutes
#43 - Midnight Oil - Diesel & Dust
#44 - motley crue - shout at the devil
#45 - Descendants - Milo Goes to College
#46 Rolling Stones - Tattoo You
#47 - Ice-T - Freedom of Speech...
#48 Shannon - Let the Music Play
#49 - Peter Gabriel - Passion
#50 MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER!
#51 soul II soul - keep on movin
#51 simply red - picture book
#51 - george clinton - atomic dog
#52 - Heart - Bad Animals
#53 - v/a - cocktail o.s.t.
#53 Bob Dylan - Saved
#53- v/a freedom rock
#54 - Sting - Bring On the Night OST
#55 Left Blank For Political Reasons
#56 - David Lee Roth - Eat 'Em And Smile
#57 - michael bolton - soul provider
#58 Napalm Death - Scum
#59 - miami sound machine - primitive love
#60 - force md's - chillin
#61 Dread Zeppellin - 5,000,000
#61 - jonathan harvey - bhakti
#62 Stetsasonic - In Full Gear
#63 - John Lennon & Yoko Ono - Double Fantasy
#64 Hanoi Rocks - Bangkok Rocks Saigon Shakes
#65 - 2 Live Crew - the one with "Heeeeyyy, we want some pussssy"
#66 - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Uplift Mofo Party Plan
#67 - janet - control
#68 - Paul McCartney - Press
#69 - Lucinda Williams - s/t
#70 - malcom mcclaren - duck rock
#71 808 State - Newbuild
#72 - Black Flag - My War
#73 - merzbow - nil vagina tape loops
#74 - brian eno & harold budd - the plateaux of mirrors (disqualified)
#74 - U2 - War
#75 - Wynton Marsalis - Standard Time Vol. 1
#76 - The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu (aka the KLF) - 1987: What The Fuck Is Going On?
#77 - Pixies - Surfer Rosa (How'd that happen?!!!)
#78 Tiffany - Tiffany
#79 - ry cooder - paris, texas
#80 - Morrissey - Viva Hate
#81 Voivod - Nothingface
#82 - The Lost Boys OST
#83 Last Exit - Last Exit
#84 - kmfdm - what do you know deutchland?
#85 - Happy Mondays - Bummed
#86 - Billy Ocean - ...Suddenly
#87 Neil Diamond - The Jazz Singer
#88 - Bob Mould - Workbook
#89 - Dreams So Real - Rough Night in Jehrico
#90 Latoya Jackson - Bad Girl
#91 Loop - Heaven's End
#92 - Mojo Nixon - Bo-Day-Shus
#93 - Neil Young - Freedom
#94 - Billy Bragg - Talking to the Taxman...
#95 - the fire engines - get up and use me!
#96 - Patti Smith - Dreams of Life
#97 Firehose - Ragin' Full On
#98 - Talking Heads - Little Creatures
#99 Beatles - Revolver (disqualified)
#99 - dome - dome 3
#100 - Jackson Browne - Lives In the Balance
#100 - prince - purple rain

In a slightly less silly format!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, November 19, 2002

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

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In Japanese.
Not that I could read alot of it(one character speaks in an insanely thick and formal SAMURAI dialet, the royal family speaks high keigo which I oddly understood... not sure what that means. Alot of Kanji, too), what I did read is alot funnier, and I wouldn't have to read it anyway.
I could play it in russian, swedish, arabic... DOESN'T MATTER. I can play it with my feet without looking directly at the creen. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

In fact I set the battle modes to harder ones just for more of a challenge.
THE ATTACK NAMES ARE DIFFERENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I haven't played it in years and I can just go "Oh, now I need to do that, so I'll press this sequence of buttons and kill"
SPINAL FUNCTION.
If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.

That's not very long, either. I used to do 4-5 hour stretches. I don't remember how long it took to beat lavos when I'm SUPPOSED to lose...

I've seen all 11 main endings and variations of most of them.
I used to level up by playing the game through.
Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
The same way EVERY TIME.
Fastest way to winning.
Then I'd work at accumulating more items and becoming so strong NOTHING could stop me. But only after completing EVERY POSSIBLE SIDE STORY.

This was accomplished in part by a trick my brother (ex-in-law) found.
He spend 6 hours fighting the same battle over and over.
Steal the same item from the same monsters.
I was FLOORED when I heard that.
He had a save on the system with MAXED OUT magic power on EVERY character.
Then I went on to bit by bit max every character as much as possible.

Then I lent it to my then girlfriend, and somehow that save was erased.
it's wuite possible the fact that I had a Game Gear save on it that was so fucked it screwed the system, but she may (VERY DOUBTFUL) have deleted it on purpose, but I think she was ashamed of ACCIDENTALLY deleting it and lied.
But I don't remember if you CAN just delete a save in CT....

This game was my sole entertainment source save random TV things for 2-3 years.
THAT'S INSANE.
I had an old-school Geocities site(long gone, I loved it) dedicated to subtexts and retardo descriptions of characters.
I sprayed my hair the color of my fav character, I bought a replica sword like the one he carried, GREW MY HAIR TO THE SAME LENGTH.
Used his name on EVERY message board, wait, they were all CHAT ROOMS then.
Remember CHAT ROOMS?
There was a CT chatroom I had regular DAILY meetings in.
I SOMEHOW developed a crush on the webmaster until I saw she was really palsied and horse-like.
Still cool. Not attractive.

WOW.
This is the most meaningless crap I've ever written, but it's a bit of an insight onto how far into things I get.

Any CT fans?
Anyone else have a similar past with a different game?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, August 18, 2006 5:18 AM (4 years ago)

i think frank kogan gave me a link to ilm and that's the first time i looked at it. 2002. i went on a thread and jess and blount were tearing into someone and i thought: man, they are rough here, i don't think i can hang with these guys. i should have run.

can anyone find the george bush dream one? i think that may be my fav. ilx quote.

hahaaha yes

SPINAL FUNCTION.

^^ all time

you know i never really thought about it but gzeus kind of writes like the dialogue in a comic book

if you imagine the caps as the bolded words

or judge parker, with his exclamation point everywhere!

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/51285/thumbs/s-OBAMAECONOMIC-large.jpg

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM

i think that gz post is solid reportage

The web was supposed to be for the "cool" kids, the ones who never wanted to be popular -- but give 'em a taste, and they get hooked too. The whole thing about getting readers is sort of ass backwards -- the web is treated as a unit. What readers? To what purpose -- towards influencing events and discourse, or towards ego reasons, or towards... and so on. If things don't make it into "mass consciousness" maybe they weren't meant to be there, and that doesn't mean anything good or bad. Aphorisms for a New World #1: As the ration of filtering to flow increases, content tends towards the approximate audience it deserves.
― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, November 14, 2000 1:00 AM

two of my favorite posts:

I threw my vote behind In Sides as well - and it would have been even if the album was nothing but "The Girl With the Sun in Her Head" followed by 30 minutes of the band taunting me by name.

― Sean Carruthers, Friday, November 6, 2009 9:15 AM (9 months ago)

and

Geir Hipstro

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 4:19 PM (1 year ago)

OK
Pitchfork - has done their end of year poll, and people have expressed that they have disagreed with the choice of albums,

So when are you going to put your head on the block and state your personal opinions, if you have a weblog or website - when do you plan to publish your best of albums list?

If you don't - then why not use I Love Music - stating your opinions -and asking for debate/comments.

If you disagree with Pitchfork - then thats fine - but please lets have your individual wisdom! enlighten us, entertain us lets create debate

My best 40 albums of 2000 list will be published on 17th December.

DJ Martian http://djmartian.blogspot.com

― DJ Martian, Tuesday, December 12, 2000 1:00 AM

where is the thread where gareth and ronan were clowning dj martian over some football bullshit? i didn't even understand half of it but it was pants-pissing funny

lol here tis

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco

Rockism/ Rockist - was a term used in the late 80s in Britain - it indicated people who don't listen to experimental music or diverse music, but only like straight ahead rock/metal music hence the term rockist
someone was rockist if they only listened to hard rock music: AC/DC, Black Crowes, Judas Priest/ Gun/ Tesla/ Guns N Roses/Little Angels/ King Swamp/The Almighty/ Def Leppard etc

and their favoutite music night - was "rock nite" - with long hair/leather jacket/ Guns N Roses patches/ jack daniels/ headbanging/ skinny black jeans - ie all the rock cliches - I am not going there it is to rockist

I used to refer in a derogatory manner to someone in University in the late 80s for being to rockist, i.e they use to read only Raw magazine and their music tastes were too rockist.

While I listened to a wider variety of music Talk Talk/Spacemen 3/ Cocteau Twins/ Yello/Colourbox/ The Fall/ Happy Mondays/ My Bloody Valentine/ arkane/ Front 242/ Husker Du/ Mary Margaret O'Hara/ Kate Bush/Detroit techno/ Wire/ Lowlife/That Petrol Emotion/ Throwing Muses/ Sonic Youth/Phillip Boa & the Voodoo Club/ The Young Gods/ The Chameleons/ Blue Nile/ Voivod/ Sisters of Mercy/ Skinny Puppy/New Order/Killing Joke etc

― DJ Martian, Thursday, December 14, 2000 1:00 AM

lol here tis

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco

― goole, Friday, August 27, 2010 3:49 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have never laughed so hard at something i dont understand

I just heard another song by The Smiths and they still don't soud like what you people are calling death metal.
― Aja (aja), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 12:22 AM

y'all missed the best luriqua

man i would beat that shit up-- she talks real nasty, but not like a flipper. TS, smash-off edition: maya vs uffie. i would get them dyking while my russian wing was making a snuff video of ed danger & diplo.

-- luriqua, Saturday, September 1, 2007 12:56 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

and this is 4 all time

i remember when i first heard "welcome back" on the radio, it was so nice to have ma$e back, i welcomed him

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, January 18, 2008 1:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

also this one sticks with me too

what do you mean by homegrown pop stuff? because if you mean "I'll Be In The Sky," that shit was worse than anything Bruno Mars has done.

― steenage dream (some dude), Friday, August 27, 2010 11:09 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

haha whoops -- was supposed to be a hoos post

For example, I've noticed many girls tend to treat the penis a bit too gently, which can be a problem if you want to make the guy come.

this is actually the central point of my thesis on gender relations, which is that ppl project their needs onto their partners and u end up w/women all tenderly makin love to your dong when u just want it to get beat the fuck up, and meanwhile dudes are all trying to jackhammer cervixes and fingerblast a broad with a hand covered in superbowl rings

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:48 PM (1 year ago)

god, that post is so massive

ow my sides

Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.

^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:44 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ronan and gareth two of the funniest ilx posters ever imo

the utility data post was a daylong LOl-fest

oh man so many posts yet to make it itt

I really like it. Kind of not four, five, six with features. But really "Don't Cross the Line" first, for no reason, just so good, and then "Free," "All My Life," and the Mariah Carey one, where it's good because, sort of, it's got the really sugary vocal sample combined with sugary vocal and just sounding so good and what is it "You just like honey so you got me like Winnie the Pooh." I wish I could listen to that right now! "You Got Me." It was what I was listening to the first time someone ever touched my penis. A very professional but unnervingly nervous prostitute. For fifty dollars. We parked in an alley and she was upset with me for not being able to drive with the lights off. ("They're automatic ones. I can't turn them off!") So, whatever. She was nervous and parking and we drove around North Central while she kept going. Clicking over to "Hit 'Em Up." Until I was done.

― d k (d k), Monday, December 22, 2003 2:14 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 11:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

sunny's bee conversation posts made me lol iirc

does anyone else find Permalink a really cute word? Permalink. just has a ring to it

― Surmounter, Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:35 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

sanskrit's single-word response of "epic" in the "robots in dis guys" thread (RIP) was one of my favorites

basically every surm post qualifies

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago)

POISON - NOTHIN BUT A GOOD TIME- JUST BLAZE REMIX!!!!

there was a thread where mr balls abv and roger adultery went at it in just the most vicious manner poss, it was like watching ilx caged fighting, man alive, been trying to remember what thread that was all day

was hoping ned or someone wld source a juicy mark s quote, shld be here, as shld doorag

Indeed so:

--

when i was 16 i.e. the age where you care about stuff like "authenticity" i liked the clash & the sex pistols & thought they were both "authentic" as fuck. then i got the stooges 1st album & after that i never listened to the clash or the pistols much. but now i'm 40 & i listen to, like, avril lavigne.

― (doorag), Friday, December 27, 2002 2:46 PM (7 years ago)

ty ned you are like

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/the-watcher.jpg

of ilx

only w more hair obv

The pupils come and go.

The hair remains the same.

vanity quote!

Q: How many ILMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Remain In Light is overrated!
-- scott seward (skotro...), August 13th, 2004 1:10 PM.

i saw that last nite when i was going down memory lane with ilx search function and i laughed and laughed. i was kinda stoned.

which rocker (or non rocker) do you embarrassingly most often daydream about bodysnatching?
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I still occassionally catch myself fantasizing I'm Bob Mould, rockin out in all my (his) glory. usually i'm the fat Mould of old and I like it that way. There've been others but time and time again I come back to BM.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 16 May 2005 02:55 (5 years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cFOLFtw2Ic

it has to be classic b/c the world would not be the same w/o Bob Mould and his guitar and his voice. he's a singularly special gay man, so any album is a classic b/c it contributes to the future. but i can't/don't listen to any husker du album b/c the lyrics are so dumb and the sounds now are too obvious dramatic angst - its like hetal metal ballads at times. classic dud?

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, April 8, 2005 11:08 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

"hetal metal"

if we are doing vanity posts then i think this is the only thing i've ever said on ilx that is worthy of me being here

re: merriweather post pavillion

sounds like Too $hort

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:32 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I used to spend a lot of time at this Jazz coffeehouse in Jax FL circa 1993, and I befriended all the rock dudes who were in the Jazz program at UNF.

Eventually, we'd vaguely talk about forming a band over pre-bedtime breakfasts. They all wanted to do what they called "heavy groove". I had no idea what specifically that was, but they cited Rage Agianst..., of course. They all knew I had a little rap career a few years prior - after a while they'd look to me and say "you know, it'd be cool if you rap on it." I'd laugh it off and say "no one wants to hear rapping on Rock music...oh, wait, Rage. Nevermind."

I always thought they were being half assed and somewhat joking. I never flat out said no, but it was pretty clear I wan't into the idea.

Eventually, the coffehouse closed down and I went my way, never taking the idea of their band serious. I bumped into one of the guys about a year later and he said "hey, we actually decided to have someone rap over our band since you weren't so into it. He's a tattoo guy named Fred."

Ladies and gentlemen, Limp Bizkit.

-- PappaWheelie (pappawheeli...), July 25th, 2005.

and to think we all could have been hating papa wheelie all these years.

PappaWheelie directing Ice Cube in family movies.

BIll PAYNE MOTHERFUCKER BILL PAYNE!!!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

okay, i'[m a little drunk. they gave me chills.
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

SHAUN MURPHY KICKS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS!! DUDE, SHE IS STONEY OF STONEY AND MOTHERFUCKIN' MEATLOAF FAME!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

(reluctantly edited out the "SELECTED MOTHERFUCKIN' LITTLE FEAT DISCOGRAPHY" portion)

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

― chaki, Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:47 PM (2 years ago)

oh patopaws...

September 16, 2005

Ain't got love for those crackers, no motherfuckin' white jackers, no motherfuckers comin down tryna snatch us up.

The Rakes - "Retreat"
The Rakes - "Work Work Work (Pub, Club, Sleep)"

- As Jeezy would say, THHAAAAAT'S RIGHT! It was time for New New York to peep game on the folks from the Screwed Up Clique and they took it to our Yankee asses with style and grace (for the most part). Good lookin' out to all the bols and jawns that came through to chip in their hard earned skrilla for the Red Cross and pour out a little purple drank for the late great Richard Davis Jr, the Sultan of Syrup.

- E.S.G. and Lil Keke took the stage with some bass-heavy jawns (not sure on the names) spun by Texan DJ Rapid Ric and absolutely murdered the place, shining brighter than Paul Wall's teeth in a tanning bed. Shit was hectic. Bols and jawns from all races, ethnicities, creeds, religions, hoods were booty-shakin' all over the place and really turning it into a regular ol' heatrock.

- The rest of the night was un-noteworthy. H.A.W.K. and Lil O put on a fluid show but were bogged down in misogynist, racist heckling of the audience. Would you guys have called the supervisor at a job interview a "hot vanilla piece of ass over by the bar" or compared her unfavorably to Chelsea Clinton and suggest she needed to "suck a little dick tonight"? Real professional, guys. But I forgot you've never had to get a real job. I can get down with all that "machismo" bullshit sometimes but not when my lady is in the crowd. I dunno. I try not to think about this shit, but in this case it’s just too noticeable and very, very lame.

- Bun B was a big teddy bear and granted me an exclusive after the show, breaking out his iPod Nano and playing me his new collabo with M.I.A. with the boy Dizzee Rascal pon di remix. Two words: bonafide heatrock. We traded AIM names and he says he might be able to lace me with his baile funk-inspired track featuring JR Writer (Dyyip-SUTTTTT) and produced by a mystery producer. Heh. I'll let you boys figure that one out for yall's selves.

- Any and ways! Peep game on Big Bro 6: Linkage.

― yeshua, Sunday, September 11, 2005 1:35 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

sure jbr, not in mixed company because of the reactions of people like sterling, but yeah its just another piece of rap slang, i dont tell my grandmother her macaroni is off the motherfucking chain either but if im with hiphop people sure no big deal

gah sterling got in while i was posting, one moment dude!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Monday, October 14, 2002 1:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

come back to us E

weirdly I was introducing a non-ILX friend to the complete works of luriqua the other night

tbh he's the best and I'm not having it any other way

p.s. LOL SORRY I RUINED UR BLOG AND SENT U GAY MP3S

C+

SC - theifyoudontagreewithmeyoushouldbebannedelite, dig?
im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)

Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctu✧✧✧@mommysai✧✧✧.o✧✧)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctu✧✧✧@mommysai✧✧✧.o✧✧)

You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, July 25, 2005 9:23 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Let's do it! I think the Snagglepuss thing is funny because a) the word Snagglepuss (with its vague gestures towards Snuffleupagus) is funny sounding, more over, drawing on that association, Snuffleupagus is a character that only Big Bird can see, but then b) That in the face of Miss Hoover challenging Ralph's ability to perceive reality, Ralph doesn't protest but simply states matter-of-factly that the Snagglepuss was urinating outside. He isn't offended by the suggestion that he hallucinates, if anything, the reference only evokes his memory of that moment. He's totally unable (LIKE MANY PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD) to derive the context of Miss Hoover raising that memory -- ie: to prove he's untrustworthy.

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:58 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

a) the word Snagglepuss (with its vague gestures towards Snuffleupagus) is funny sounding,

this post with its non-vague ability to make me smack my head

― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:01 PM

*Are* you stoned, Mordy? Snag & Snuffy v 2 difft peeps.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:01 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

yeah uh mordy you do realize that snagglepuss is a thing right

xxposts

― Crazed semantic nattering! That's where I'm a viking! (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:02 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.... Mordy, you know that Snagglepuss is an actual cartoon character right

multiple xposts but still

― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:02 PM (3 months ago)

Oh yeah, Snagglepuss is the pink tiger guy, right? (Is really stoned atm actually.)

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago)

Your search - snaslepuss snuffleuppaguis - did not match any documents.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM

I had major stomach pains this morning, so I self-medicated early on :'(

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago)

Exit pursued by a bong

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILX SNAGGLEPUSS HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY OUT IN FULL EFFECT

― Crazed semantic nattering! That's where I'm a viking! (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:04 PM (3 months ago

I'm hungry. :(

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:07 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

bet you wanna eat like a viking

― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:08 PM (3 months ago)

(My personal favourite set-piece from the Ralph/Viking epic thread)

"The internet's so full of phonies I can't stand to look at it for more than three goddam seconds, if you want to know the truth. When I get out of here I'm not even going to own a computer. I swear to God I won't. About the only thing I like is that damn ilXor.com. I've killed around three hundred hours of my goddam life reading that crazy site. They can be pretty immature there. I like it, though. I really do. 'Urgent and key.' That kills me. I like that old pinefox."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, December 30, 2002 2:04 AM (7 years ago

wheres the dom passantino itt

fat chance of that happening

get it

wheres the dom passantino itt

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Saturday, August 28, 2010 7:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fat chance of that happening

― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:11 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

Please tell me that last line was your personal touch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:17 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Nick Crowe was the drummer for the rock band Gay Dad

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:17 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(x-post, but, really, I could copy and paste that all day)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
can someone provide the clif's notes please.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
or tell me what it sez in a sentence. it isn't just: Rap is bad. is it?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Why do people who played in the assiest of ass-end of ass bands set themselves up like this?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:20 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
A very long joke but what a punchline.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:20 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Let's play "count the sentences of submerged racism".

― John Fortune, Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:21 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
relayed back to the people who matter tales of white trash culture and the junk diet upon which it subsists.

Um....okay, i could be here all day. i don't know if it's worth it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:22 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
In summary:

"Nick Crowe was the drummer for the rock band Gay Dad"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:25 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Don't worry charlie, LBZC will mock any woman who isn't pneumatic in a Nuts way.

― Ed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:57 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(sorry)

so hardbody

I didn't even notice this had been revived this week but
TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

did Tombot have a hot chick waiting in bed while he posted that?

something the internet has been reminding me of on a pretty regular basis for the past almost-7 years:

It's what makes the Internet wanky because everyone half-brainy who gets online thinks this after six months, "Whoa now I am in a decentered postmodern environment where anonymity is king, I will radically explore online perceptions of the self etc etc." and after another six months you realise your conceptual online art project is actually just you being a dick to people and stop it.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:02 (6 years ago)

on a snappier note, too bad I can't find the original "leaving the house requires one part sunshine, one part pants, and two parts will to live" strongo post

Time to wipe JIZZLIKE SVEN off T-SHIRT. now hire SIR TREVOR BROOKING, knighted by the Queen herself, former England HERO. Does Sweden even have a MONARCHY?
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 9, 2006 8:01 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

― shaggy (mark grout), Thursday, 6 July 2006 06:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we are all winners when a thread is revived

― gershy, Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

I take you out to the finest resturant
Buy you any damn thing that you want
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose
But later on your coming out them pantie hose
You want gold, girl whats next
It's me and you, doing the sex

― jergïns, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:54 (3 years ago)

Cunt.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 13:26 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry i am a dick!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 15 November 2003 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thegardencentre: WHERE YOU FROM?
thegardencentre: WHAT YOU ON?
thegardencentre: SORRY MATE I FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN
thegardencentre: SOUND
Ronan909: MAD
thegardencentre: NISH
thegardencentre: CLISH
thegardencentre: DOUBLE TOP
thegardencentre: SORTED
thegardencentre: SOUND
thegardencentre: FUCK YOU RONAN FITZGERALD
thegardencentre: JUST FUCK YOU
thegardencentre: FUCKING SOUND
Ronan909: YOU YOU YOU FUCK
Ronan909: haha
thegardencentre: FUCKING NISH AND CLISH AND FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ronan909: NICE ONE MAN, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCK OFF YOU, SOUND
thegardencentre: NICE JACKET YOU FUCKING FUCK
Ronan909: BAD BASTARD-fuck you you you, SOUND.
thegardencentre: THIS PILL IS GREAT YOU FUCKING FUCKER
Ronan909: i got a new jacket actually
Ronan909: thanks
Ronan909: ARE YOU ON ONE
Ronan909: FUCKFACE
thegardencentre: hahah
Ronan909: WHERE YOU FROM, WHATS YOUR NAME AND
Ronan909: FUCK OFF OUT OF MY FACE
Ronan909: hahaha
Ronan909: IM BUZZING HERE, CAN YOU FUCK OFF
Ronan909: I FEEL AMAZING, PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF YOU DICK
Ronan909: thats actually what voib killer parties are
thegardencentre: I FEEL FUCKING ACE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
Ronan909: YOU DICK
Ronan909: ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER IS SO COOL
Ronan909: ALL THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES
thegardencentre: DO YOU WANT SOME OF ME WATER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Ronan909: THE DJS GOOD
thegardencentre: IVE GOT SOME SPARE CHEWING GUM TWATFACE
Ronan909: WHAT A MUPPET
thegardencentre: HE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF THE KNOB
Ronan909: HERE HAVE ANOTHER PILL, YOU FUCKING TWAT

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, March 11, 2003 11:19 PM (7 years ago)

can someone find the william henry harrison rap????

Ah, very good call:

--

what you think thirty three in the glock is for?! black fatigues, skullies and binoculars, c4, block your doors, niggas can't stop this war, i show you faggots what this swatz is for! hiding spots in the door for the glocks is for, read the papers, eighteen thirty four, i took the whig party to war, only reason you switchin up is cause you keep gettin robbed, i looked that nigga in the eyes before i send him to god. william henry harrison, the realest nigga alive.
shit man, i'm out.

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/william-henry-harrison-picture.jpg

wm shabazz.

― ethan, Thursday, May 2, 2002 5:00 PM

lol!

Not quite the original GIF, sadly, but that's not on the White House site anymore.

oh god

Well already I'm very pleased with the nonchalant approach to the absurd evident in Pynchon's writing-style. I've heard it scales astonishing heights of intense and comic intricacy. Sounds fab. Will get on the case as soon as I get home tomorrow.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:33 (2 weeks ago) Link

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Not quite the original GIF, sadly, but that's not on the White House site anymore.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:45 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

might finally turn me against obama tbh

Ned In N.Y.C.

The new Sparks is out and all you crass indier than thou punks that think anything that's written by guys older than 30 aside from Stephin Merritt, who won't even be singing on that album or something, is automatically worth ignoring are already shown up as LAZY POSEURS by a band that has incorporated every musical twist, turn and trend of the past four decades fed through their own world view to create a series of albums that compact Western culture into a vice, destroy America while celebrating it and influenced everyone you love whether you know it or not.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, August 27, 2000 12:00 AM

HONOR THE SPARKS!

speaking of which, things started out calmly...

Don't forget the almighty Killing Joke, Doc, you hate them too! Hahaha....=) - Alex in NYC (the unapologetic Killing Joke fan)
― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 26, 2001 12:00 AM

alex doing a smiley face just seems so wrong for some reason.

Haha. I stand by my judgment.

I was (painfully) imagining you traipsing around with a giant, moundlike ass-tampon.

― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:55 PM (1 year ago)

Keely Smith was a smooth old jazz singer who was married to and worked with the mighty Louis Prima, until he caught her "performing s sex act on" (I can only think of one thing anyone would describe thus) an agent, I think it was.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, May 18, 2003 5:39 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the version of that story i heard had this guy doing it w. keely & then he became aware of someone LICKING HIS BALLS, he turned round & Louis Prima punched him in the face

― duane, Sunday, May 18, 2003 5:58 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

best breakup story evah!
― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, May 18, 2003 6:01 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Please notify all people on this site, that they can't just abuse artists and get away with it....

― marissa marchant, Tuesday, August 2, 2005 12:06 PM

Yeah you pathetic FUCK i *am* a hippie and YOU are a moron, and I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:34 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

The judge then proceeded to smack the bartender about the head with the gin bottle while shouting, "This is how you make a martini! Got it? Got it, you little fuck? I'll kill you, motherfucker; kill you with my bare hands!" Truly we will never see a grander person than this.

― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Please notify all people on this site, that they can't just abuse artists and get away with it....

― marissa marchant, Tuesday, August 2, 2005 12:06 PM

The interesting thing about Marissa was that she posted so much and so rapidly that you could pinpoint the exact times that her meds took effect and wore off.

I've just downloaded "Answering Machine." I find that the guitar riff in between the lines in the verses is, in fact, not absolutely heartbreaking. Could it be that I just downloaded the wrong remix? Furthermore, the singer is bleaurghiriffic. Maybe there's something about the shame of having spiky hair which forces guys to overemote.
How does one say "I'm Lonely" to an answering machine? Easy. I've done it *lots* of times.

Michael Daddino, Saturday, February 17, 2001 1:00 AM

If you think Richard Harris is overwrought but *Astral Weeks* isn't, you're living in denial.
But that's OK. Overwrought is O.K., though I think its overwroughtness undercuts the claims of metaphysical signifigance that folks like Lester Bangs have given the LP. I mean, how moved can I be by such a spectacularly bizarre artifact? Intimations of deviance set to arrangements as fruity and free as wild blackberries, and as sad and lovely as a sigh. But when listening to it, I spend my time more awestruck by its peculiarity than thinking of its loveliness. And Van's voice...oh baby. Listening to it now, I'm amazed how, when I was a kid, I didn't notice Van's library of embarrassing vocalisms. Think of the human voice at its most artless -- constipation, gargling sugar-free chocolate milk, getting your hand caught in the car door, PeeWee Herman imitations, especially good orgasms, you name it -- and chances are you'll find its vocal analog on *Astral Weeks.* It's his voice and the way some songs meander when they stray away from the bedrock structural certainties of the blues that makes some of this sui generis weirdness stumble into the land of godawful doily-edged beatnik poetry. (Could Leadbelly or Otis Redding have sung it all better, then?)

So in sum, classic, but its canonical status might prevent you from seeing just how intriguingly "unclassic" it is.

― Michael Daddino, Saturday, May 19, 2001 12:00 AM

GYMNASTICS RULES

jonny ure cool caitlyn lees

― ck 4 life, Sunday, April 13, 2003 1:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I was crushing on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she resembles my supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite liking me, is with someone else right now and so she's horribly unattainable). Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. But after dropping by a bookstore yesterday where my long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind you) works -- oh goodness, she's always stunning but yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even trying!) and was just so bubbly and charming. I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh, I just remembered that she complimented my appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! Okay, I'm just getting ridiculous -- I'm just excited because it's a prospect to escape social poverty with a possible hint of romance. I'm probably being too optimistic; I can't help it! I've wanted something to look forward to!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, August 16, 2005 2:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ that post was great with the jar Jar Binks translator!

squeesa

if ilx was like the rest of the internet it would be a fucking improvement
― bato (bato), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:02 (4 years ago) Bookmark

This one girl in college, just randomly went down on the ol' brazole one night. Didn't even say a word to me. My response to the deed "your gonna get fucked now". She obliged.

-- Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 5:06 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hehe, Marcello. That's just what doomie said! You guys should hang out.
Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

― stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 4:50 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crüt, you beat me to that I R-M post by a couple of minutes.

ladies and gentlemen ... burt stanton

Argh, it's not "beef with her!" That's like saying someone has beef with a unicorn. Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn. He's just pointing out that it's actually a horse with something taped to its head.

― nabisco, Monday, October 15, 2007 6:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha forgot that one

all time

looooooool

now we're getting into the quality shit yall

*plop*
Glad you could stop by.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, August 2, 2005 9:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahahahaha god damn that kills me every time

i don't get the *plop* thing

*plop* is a way of life

i don't get it

you don't get it?

plop culture

ploptomist = i am not one

He's five foot five, has the cutest little rosy lips and the longest eyelashes I've ever seen. He's got big brown eyes, a button nose and cheekbones to die for. His bum is small and tight, beautifully shaped - and his hips! Oh my god! His thighs are hard and tight, there's just the right amount of hair on his chest and he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me....
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, March 2, 2004 8:01 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, you told me and that evening I vowed never to accompany kev through customs. They are kiwi sized but don't appear out of proportion next to his large cock. Far from being circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. What a guy. I can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1. ranking roger
2. everyone else

― DJ Salinger (joni), Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

sanskrit's single-word response of "epic" in the "robots in dis guys" thread (RIP) was one of my favorites
--goole

shhhhhh

Everyone should request what's their most characteristic post.

OK, I'll start this off.

Grime is a musical message performed by artistes like Dizzee Rascal from London. It is less about having a tight, tight band then being a real bear behind the microphone, carrying the crowd with you through the night.
One particular hotspot is where no tourist in London will ever take their tube: EAST LONDON. The poverty of East London is all up in the lyrics of such magicians as The Streets and Slaughter Mob.

Like the "no escape" attitude that runs through these streets, you also can't escape grime charging the pop charts of the US like the Beatles or Herman's Hermits. Lil Jon has expressed interest in being a part of this grime scene, even with so little money to be had, because there is that renewed purity that you can only hear in the sound of a true Englishman.

― Gabe Tonkin, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

grocery groin is so fucking epic

ha!

Results 1 - 10 of about 25,500 for "guess papers". (0.28 seconds)
This thread? Number 8.

Now fellows, wtf is a guess paper?

― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 02:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...
― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 11:52 (3 years ago)

i got nothing after that. close ilx.

:o)

that post needs to be polled

P.S. I am really sick of people who are all like "black people call each other nigger all the time" -- this is a severely fucked-up perception based on people getting their information on What Black People Do All the Time pretty much solely from hip-hop videos and The Wire and shit, and I seriously wonder if people who say that honestly believe that the middle-aged woman in the next cubicle at work seriously goes home to her kids and says "what's up, my niggas, we're having Applebee's tonight!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:09 (3 years ago)

amazing

had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%)

I must meet this knob

This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".
― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, December 2, 2004 4:05 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

sheepishly eh

I became a were wolf saying a werewolf chant.Is any body elese werewolves?
― conner Smedley, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm a werewolf is anybody else one??
― conner Smedley, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

i am a weredolphin.
― gygax!, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

From: "Conner Smedleyt" | This is Spam | To: gygax0...
CC: "ArcaMax"
Subject: Hi
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:45:24 -0500

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Conner Smedleyt
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― gygax!, Friday, 31 January 2003 03:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

you betrayed his weretrust.
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 31 January 2003 03:33 (7 years ago)

trying to find strongo's cheese doodle or cheese fries post

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT THIS STORY
so one time, when i was living in philly, i and some friends of mine got drug to see some horrible play my roommate was involved in and needless to say i drank about 19 beers (this is sadly not an exxxageration) during said performance (after which i got on stage and played "the blues"...but that's another story). so afterwards we're - this is mostly people i went to college with most of whom i had since fallen out of contact with - trying to figure out where to go and there's this all night diner around the block, so we go. now, once there i'm seated next to this girl who i UTTERLY hated during college, because she was a pretentious art bitch, but who was way way hott and who had been making googly eyes at me all night because since i stopped eating and started taking lots of drugs i had somehow transmogrified into the waif-like indie boys she usually went for. so i order - insanely since my stomach was already doing the jungle gym - cheese fries and she gets a waffle. and we're exchanging banter and at one point i lean over and - drunk as a skunk - rest my head on her breasts and say, "you know, i really hate you." she just laughs. so then during the food, i start to dip my fries into her syrup. she goes, "are you sure you can handle that?" and i reply, within full earshot of the ten people around the table, "of course, you bitch...you should see the way i handle the cheese fry in my pants." stunned silence follows, before some brings up something else and we move on. then, outside the restaurant, as we're splitting up. she says to me, "so are you going to show me how you handle it?" by that point i was totally all "so what i'm drunk" and seeing my deer-like expression she says - TOTALLY DEADPAN - "your cheese fry."

so we went back to my house and fucked.

and then, i threw up on her.

THE END

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, July 24, 2003 5:39 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

oh that really does kill me. very seriously laughing out loud. maria too.

HEY, I KNOW THAT TYPICALLY, WHEN INTERACTING WITH NOISE DUDES, IT CAN GET INSTENSE.

BUT YOU ARE JUST BEING A FAG.

IT WAS MADE PRETTY CLEAR THAT THIS WAS A JOKE AND YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC TRYING TO TELL ME I'M A DOUCHE FOR *ACTUALLY* THINKING THAT.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DRUNKED FUNNY JOKE POSTING?

I GUESS NOT... YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO BUSY HELPING THE "NOISE SCENE" TO BOTHER WITH SHIT LIKE THAT.

:O

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Friday, September 23, 2005 8:02 AM

start to dip my fries into her syrup.

oh rlly

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????
― mike f, Thursday, July 22, 2004 4:44 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Does anyone have a picture or knows a site that has a picture of Aaron Carter nude?
― Robbie, Tuesday, January 29, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago)

Post o' the year!
― Bill E, Tuesday, January 29, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago)

www.jail.com
― Prude, Tuesday, January 29, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago)

here he is with rick dees.
― chaki, Wednesday, January 30, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

Really, there are too many to pick one, but this thread title/response one-two is awesome <3

I can't take this connection between lyrics of Buzzcocks' Boredom echoed in Orange Juice's Rip It Up and then Peter Gabriel has to go and have a song called "Humdrum" doesn't he?
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No turning back.

― Bimble, Monday, 20 August 2007 09:29 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Everyone regrets Pink Floyd in the morning.

― Bimble, Monday, 20 August 2007 09:30 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

My neighbors are *very* light sleepers and they're sort of cranky and old (they love to file noise complaints for the tiniest rumble) so on nights when I cannot find my earbuds, I'm kind of at a loss (I sleep on my side so big headphones are impossible.) I have discovered a non-music alternative lately, though: I cart my TV and VCR into my bedroom, pop in a hardcore porno tape -- I'm talking "gonzo" material here, like rough anal or cumswapping or loud gagging coughing slobbering deepthroat stuff, lots of yelling -- and turn it up pretty loud. For some reason they never complain about that (I think they're too embarrassed to talk about sex, or, they feel they only have the right to complain about *music* noise -- that's why I only play the real amateur shit: no music, sounds like real fucking.) So I watch the porn and bust a nut and fall asleep immediately and the yelps and wet slappy noises keep going in the background for 2 hours and noone fucks with me. In the morning the tape has been automatically rewound and I hit play again, masturbate once more, and go to work. It's a wonderful life.

― Ramosi, Friday, January 18, 2002 3:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

What's it like!

― Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Friday, December 5, 2008 2:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Fuck u niggas! Some men like my hairy pussy it's more real and womanly. And yeah my amazon reviews are the shit!!! xXx

― Claire Elise Archibald, Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:15 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yall bitches can check my myspace if u type my name into google

― Claire Elise Archibald, Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:16 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

interesting. i vote for roots manuva, although i haven't heard his album. i'm tired of mine. nonetheless, where roots manuva aims to be britain's emcee of the ages i am not aiming to be anymore than myself: a being influenced greatly by hip hop who has learned the power of words and music and believes in the power of art to redefine a culture, globally. i am not "versus" roots manuva. i am on his side. i support him and all other wordsmiths who realize the power of their words. that he may not be necesarry for this millineum. i exist, therefore i am (i hope that wasn't too pretentious for you, mr. netherlands:) anyway, both i hope that either roots manuva or myself will inspire emcees and artists alike to create on a greater level. simply stated, u.s. hip hop is boring me. the underground and avant stuff is cool, but still not cool enough. it's not life changing. we need life changing music. amethyst rock star is coming out here, in the states on october 23rd, we'll see what happens. peace saul as for my "pretentious" lyrics on coded language. those lyrics were written as a manifesto for our generation and our ability to outlive and outshine the faults of flaws of our history, through hip hop. forgive me for aiming to speak for more than myself. i was simply aiming to cast a spell to counter the negative energy that has been put out through hip hop. mind you, i'm trying very hard to be civil in this moment. there is a part of me that would much rather type "fuck you". and in the name of balance i guess i'll gladly tupe that as well (i have already). as for the mlk comparison....uh, i wouldn't say that. but thanks, i guess i'm flattered. nonetheless, i agree with the dud who said

― saul williams, Sunday, October 14, 2001 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

somehow the computer jumbled my response. the "he not being necessary for this millienium" was in respone to the mlk comment.

― saul williams, Sunday, October 14, 2001 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

there is a part of me that would much rather type "fuck you"

Cee-Lo was taking notes.

go listen to your Howard Jones cassingles you faggots.
-- trevapina (mbevalacqu...), April 27th, 2004 4:28 PM.

One year in college I was bored and decided to become an amateur private investigator, and placed an ad in the local paper. A woman answered, claiming her husband was cheating on her and she wanted photographic evidence. I met with her and she said she'd pay me twenty dollars a day plus expenses. I ended up following her husband after he left work one night, and followed him to a deserted barn on the outskirts of the city, probably about 60 miles northwest of Chicago. He entered the barn and emerged with an armful of chickens! I snapped pix of this activity naturally, curious as to what it could mean. He got on the interstate and headed for Wisconsin, I pursued. I followed him to a field just outside of Janesville, where he took off his clothes, covered himself in chicken feed, and had the chickens eat off his corpulent body. After vomiting, I snapped some pix and went the 120 miles back to Chicago.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, August 18, 2004 12:49 PM B

Maybe it's cuz I've caught the show only about half the time in the last 4 seasons, but I thought the Marge/Homer dynamic was far more touching here than anything in Ratatouille. What really interesting emotional point of the series do you mean re M/H, Cas?

also, "You're a woman. You'll hang onto it your entire life" most penetrating movie line of the year thus far.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

morbz if you liked that penetrating insight may i recommend a little television program called 'reba'

― and what, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xpost:

wow i never read that post!! "Bored to Death" 5 years early!!

but also, i all bullshit.

What up? For those who don't know, I'm Wrinklepaws and basically I regulate like Warren G.

― Wrinklecause for Applause! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:36 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 8:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Hey, take her, dude.

gr80's Familiar Quotations (ISBN-13: 978-0316084604)

not very nice story, this one but funny. anyway, a friend of mine was going home v drunk on a london overground train one night. thing was packed, no seats anywhere, so he walked down the carriage and found the first-class section of abt 6 seats completely empty. needless to say he thought, "to hell with it, i'm sitting in here," slumped in one of the chairs... and then smelt something really odd.
he stood up, the stench got worse and he noticed that he'd sat in a big pile of human excrement that some dirty bastard had cracked out all over the seat. to make matters worse this made him throw up all over the carriage, too, and he couldn't walk home with someone else's shit all over his trousers so he took them off, chucked them out of the window, then sat wretching and gagging in the crap and puke-covered carriage (coz he couldn't exactly sit anywhere else), praying that no one came in, saw him and held him responsible for the whole mess, until it came to time to disembark and made the walk up the road to his house in his underwear.
as luck would have it, he accomplished this relatively unnoticed - but it's not over yet. when he got to the door he realised he'd thrown his keys out of the window along with his poo-encrusted trousers so had to get his girlfriend up by screaming at her at the top of his lungs to let him in and then explain why he was blind drunk, standing in the front garden wearing only a pukey t-shirt, his underpants and shoes and stinking like a public toilet. how we all laughed...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, July 14, 2003 10:21 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

calum have you ever actually touched a woman?
― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 11:56 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

OMG that Stelfox post.

i got fucked up to the day dimebag left this erth. its like why dimbag and not saddam? this planit is fucked up and its like god is a crul ringmaster
― animal, Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

Roughly 50 minutes of laid back hip-hop, soul & funk for your next barbecue, pool party or Outdoor Beers with Dudes event.

Summer Summer Summer Time Mix

"Summertime" - Fresh Prince & DJ Jazzy Jeff
"Just Hangin Out" - Main Source
"ThisIsMe" - Common
"Fire (She Need Water)" - Wayne McGhee
"Droppin It" - Bizzie Boyz
"Mistadabolina" - Del Tha Funkee Homo Sapien
"Potato Salad Pt 1" - Georgie Woods
"Chips Chicken Banna Split" - JoJo and the Fugitives
"Hypocrite" - Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra
"Shakara (Oloje)" - Fela Kuti
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, May 10, 2007 1:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ill selection HOOS
― Wrinklepaws, Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gracias big wrink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha forgot about that one.

One year in college I was bored and decided to become an amateur private investigator, and placed an ad in the local paper. A woman answered, claiming her husband was cheating on her and she wanted photographic evidence. I met with her and she said she'd pay me twenty dollars a day plus expenses. I ended up following her husband after he left work one night, and followed him to a deserted barn on the outskirts of the city, probably about 60 miles northwest of Chicago. He entered the barn and emerged with an armful of chickens! I snapped pix of this activity naturally, curious as to what it could mean. He got on the interstate and headed for Wisconsin, I pursued. I followed him to a field just outside of Janesville, where he took off his clothes, covered himself in chicken feed, and had the chickens eat off his corpulent body. After vomiting, I snapped some pix and went the 120 miles back to Chicago.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, August 18, 2004 12:49 PM B

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, August 29, 2010 4:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

had no idea Gear! went on to be the chief writer for HBO's Bored to Death

gr80's Familiar Quotations (ISBN-13: 978-0316084604)
--My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC)

unabashed excelsior rockist

did Xerxes Buttles make a splash?

787 Taylor Parkes 19 aboutaseasyas@n...

p sure 'nuclearwar.com' is not a real email addy

THIS IS MY BOARD NOW, BOOTCHES

Deal with it.

― The Reverend, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:12 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gff, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:20 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

count down to ban

― carne asada, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:21 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM MY OWN BOARD

― The Reverend, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:23 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You wish to ban the following user:
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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Seeing that old statscock reminded me...Did m✧✧@m✧✧.m✧✧ ever show up as anyone else?

And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor.
Sure they're aware, and I'm not suggesting a shield, but I am saying that there's a big difference between "mom and dad are doing something private and I have some ideas about it" and "dad has his cock out." "Aware" isn't the same as "exposed to."

Okay, what it boils down is, can an infant less than a year old thgink "dad has his cock out", and be somehow traumatized by it? If you think so, I guess there's no point in further debate.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, December 5, 2005 10:06 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^u&k

Look. I'm have a two week load coming up this Monday so I cannot stay. I think this place is duper cool tho and I promise I will be back. Theres one guy that keeps gettin my gravy but I ain;t a slave to the net and can ignore him. Vahid is a piece of shit. Ilove you guys and will bump this thread when I'm back.

http://kc6yru.net:3823/images/jim.jpg

-Big Jim Swells

― murderdogger, Saturday, December 29, 2007 1:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

woah @ jim.jpg changing!

also i just re-read that thread and loled irl

From when I was much young person, I have had this fancy: I am finding myself on my base in mine pigiami with an arm around to my bear of the teddy (are much young person in these... possibly 2 uniforms of dream or 3) and then the bear of the teddy comes to life and begins nuzzling up and down my body... and then I obtain much hard one from this fantasy... I will not enter in more particular because it would be much inadequate one! But that what has been able this dream to mean?
― rodman, Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I liek Veronica. WHat's with Sting lately? Appearing on Ally MC Beal to sing "every Breath You Take? Going to Madonnas wedding? Is the same guy who wrote "Darkness" and "Walking on the Moon" ? I really have a special place in my heart for the Police, but egad, what has happened to the man? I hope Elvis COstello doesnt becoem liek him.
― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I hope Elvis Costello licks Sting.
― proton, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It would be fun to see Elvis COstello and Sting in a xxx film. Especially if Liz Taylor was watching in the backgruond and Michal Jackson was trying to mount her
― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

This is so easy...Rob Halford's calloused testicles battered the backside of rock and roll like a pair of sheathed wrecking balls. In contrast, none of Maiden's singers ever presented any evidence of having testicles to begin with. Rob Halford is the dubious bulge of rock and roll, the king and queen of hard rock. Iron Maiden are just a bunch of raving hippie bastards.
― Kris, Sunday, May 13, 2001 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

yo does any of you like INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!!!!! if you dont now WHAT THE FUCK ICP IS DONT ask ME ..... .....................BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! peace out --joggalo_6*
― patrick terry, Friday, May 18, 2001 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)?

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)? I think it is: Michael Jatas - Love is Hurting me (15:12 minutes)
Please check out www.michaeljatas.ca
www.HardcoreRadio.ca - COMING SOON!

― Michael Jatas, Monday, August 25, 2003 4:31 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Someone, in all seriousness, voted for More Fish? Not just Amon trying to butthurt Deej?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ooh We Love You Rakeem (RZA) 0

;_;
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:36 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actually that might have been me trying to butthurt Deej.

xpost
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was kinda curious if ooh we love you rakeem would get ANY votes at all!
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:55 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ill selection HOOS.

xp
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:02 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HEH
― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HOOS don't try to butthurt me again
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do not disagree with the results of this poll
― Edward III, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:31 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej cannot turn his butthurt into a heart ...
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hope this is forever known as the thread where hoos butthurt deej
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in fact mods should change the thread title to "TITTW deej got butthurt by big hoos aka the steendriver"
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:47 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

butthurt by a hoosteen in a wu tang thread beef
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

More dirty democrat tricksters: This time it is former New York Governor, Mario Cuomo. Mario says, "Thinking is hungry business!" Then he yells for his poor wife to fetch "a meat-a-ball sandwich."
He oppresses this poor woman, yet worshipped that British whore who married the geriatric former governor of New York Averill Harriman so she could disinherit his children, spend their inheritence, and then have Bill Clinton appoint her ambassador to France. The real reason USA/France relations are at an all time low is because she was always flashing her deflated bosum to Mitterand. He has never forgiven the US for sending the randy slut his way. Thanks again Bill Clinton, for screwing up the world.
― dexterpie, Thursday, September 9, 2004 8:40 PM

It is just like you dirty democrat trickster francophiles, emulating your favorite French aristocrat - John Kerry. Just like him, you do not refute or deny the facts set forth, thereby admitting them as true, rather you attack a typographical error in sanctimonious piety, pretending that truth does not exist. Do you really expect me to believe if someone wrote, "@#*^% you!" that you wouldn't know what it meant? Everyone can see it means "thank you!" As for that slag Pam Harriman, everyone knows that back when she was Mrs. Churchill, she had a consensual affair with the retarded Kennedy girl (before they killed her) and fathered William Kennedy Smith, everyone's favorite Kennedy cousin. Tommy Skakel didn't kill Martha Moxley - Horny Pam did that when she was Pam Hayward and still into teenaged chicks. That was a consensual murder too, by the way. Ask John Kerry who was there when he should have been in Cambodia.
― dexter pie, Friday, September 10, 2004 3:11 AM

Who is Adam Yauch? The retard is dead, even though her bootlegging pornographer daddy lobodomized her, not long after he wiped out his girlfriend Gloria Swanson's bank accounts. That was one Hollywood hottie who didn't worship every New England liberal she ever heard about.
The Kennedys are "royalty" in that they treat retarded family members just like the merrie old Windsors (real name = Saxe-Gotha-Coburg) - they lock 'em up and throw away the key. Just like John Kerry does whenever he gets the chance. Tay-Ray-Za and he hate children, especially dumb ones, but particularly retarded ones. His great unspoken policy will be that of the Baron and Baroness from Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. They want to imprison all children. Its in the platform.

By the way, know what Teddy Kennedy said to Bill Clinton back in 1992? "You should have let me drive her [Monica] home!" That is a true story too, ask John Kerry.

― dexterpie, Friday, September 10, 2004 5:28 AM

The truth is sadder than fiction. The truth is I have the heart of lion, yet I offer my kingdom for a hamster. When I was a boy, I stood a full three inches tall. My only companion and protector was my pet hamster, Bebe Rebozzo (no relation). We were vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, the French Aristocrat's sea-shore resort of choice, waiting for the ferry to take us to Walter Cronkrite's house to hear him spin lies by the campfire. Just then, John Kerry threw Bebe Rebozzo and his ugly daughters rat in the bay. With camera rolling to document his "bravery", he saved the rat, but left Bebe to die. Later that night, I saw John Kerry break into various pet stores, torching the hamster cages and raping young hamsters. I saw this all from the vantage point only a three inch tall boy could have. I have eaten my spinach and broccoli (Sorry 41) and now am 7 feet tall and ready to let freedom ring from the truths I share with you now.
― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 1:48 PM

On Thursday, John Kerry walked into a high class Hotel and went straight for the bar, where he pretended he was a prostitute. First, he chatted me up and said he was "Bobby-Joe" from Tennessee, in town for business. After slipping me a roofie, he suggested we go to my place. Dressed seductively, in typical whore-gear (miniskirt, etc.) he slipped a few knick-knacks into his purse. He was acting all nice, saying he wanted to make sure I got home okay, but in truth he only wanted to burglarize my home. His dirty invitation waits, and if you elect him he will rob you, too. I am so ashamed, I felt I had to warn you.
― dexterpie, Tuesday, September 21, 2004 10:14 PM

John Kerry was laughing so hard he almost shat himself, and while he was waiting for his butler to change his diaper (he did wet himself) he told me that my cats are smarter than all of you. He said even my cats won't use a dirty litterbox, but that you morons will vote for anyone you are told to vote for. My cats like to play with fluffy toys, eat bugs, and take long naps. John Kerry likes to kiss Jimmy carter and hug Michael Dukakis.
Whether he is killing a hamster or slaughtering a vietnamese villiage, John Kerry knows one thing - don't mess with Dexterpie's cats because they are NOT declawed, and are smarter than all of you combined.

― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 5:43 PM

""one time for ya mind" is the worst moment on illmatic "
I was waiting for someone to say that.

― David Drake, Wednesday, October 29, 2003 3:13 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

wow at the dexterpie posts. i don't know if i want context or not - will it make them even funnier knowing where they were posted?

i drive more in LA than NY, bro

i wonder if cutty would have found my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) 'frumpy'

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 2:55 PM

that girl still sounds so hot

otm

where's the one where he talks about bringing a gf to a fap and everyone drooling?

also where is 'nebb these days?

Ha, I'd never actually seen the post in which "obtain much hard one" originated.

itt gr8080 makes the case fir sockpuppets

ok i know im in this and as such its maybe bad form but

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/9/5/f_snorgcoastem_ba1ebfd.jpg

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

otm

633 Chris Ott
636 Chris Ott

This is when was banned and reinstated isn't it.

One never knows.

Hi Ned.

no one posted the memorable "i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this..."?

nm, see that it got posted!

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ all-time.

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

WAHTY IS IT MADE
― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that looks really cool in purple
― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

^^that whole thread is uh "quotable"

Slits were more impt in the history of music vs. Tom Tom Club, who had one or two good songs, and were in a less transgressive genre.
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

many things wrong with that sentence. many, many things.
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:59 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I hear this in the same voice as the snake fighting monologue at the end of Underworld's "King of Snake".

I think that snake post is the best one on this thread.

First off,this is the funniest thing I`ve ever encountered on a "kings of convenience" search on the net. a) One of the girls in Robots in Disguise lives in Hackney, or at least she did in Dec.99, so she probably had a laugh on the way home.
On the Mira from Ladytron issue: Yes, she declined my advances. But, hey. One out of two electronica-band-girls ain`t bad scoring for someone resembling a Proclaimers dude.

erlend in kings of convenience

― erlend øye, Friday, October 26, 2001 2:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

lol how had i never seen that

i guess "one half of a quiet norweigan indie folk duo" isn't exactly KAYNE WEST

still great!

I once stole, in one sitting, around £80 worth of CDs from HMV. REM, Iggy Pop, Springsteen... you know, the music you listen to when you're 14. I was 14 at the time, so it kinda makes sense. Anyway, got out of the store scott free.
Next time I went into HMV, I ripped the free gift of "Official Playstation Magazine", which was a mini-packet of mini-Skittles, retail price around 12p. And, fuck me, I got arrested for it. Brilliant.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, April 11, 2003 10:15 AM (7 years ago)

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

where is this from????

the bible iirc

Luke 14:23

Can the women here describe in full detail the night of passion they had with a man that had a very very slim (size 28)In full detail ,I am just interested because of the reasons explained in my messages.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also so curious to know what a naked *waist size 28* man looks like in their birthday suit, or even just with their tight undies on.I am just curious of course.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, June 1, 2006 12:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not "of yore," but an instant classic:

iirc that was a pretty good-looking dude except for the giant goatse

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:48 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2002 statscock post: oh, those wasted years.

I don't believe in this change. what is 'Dis Ting' supposed to signify? Do any of you pampered wired-up white boys actually talk like that? I think this thread should be boycotted.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:13 (2 years ago) Bookmark

that tynan quote isn't even in the tynan top 10!!!

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

MIA? LCD SOUNDSYSTEM? give me a fucking break. no sufjan, no credibility. fuck the wire.

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 9:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

hey fuckers.do any of you think this 4th studio album,issues, by one of the best metal bands fucking ever,Korn,is a classic?i know ALOT of threads like this have been posted on different sites,but there seems to be alot of people born in like 1960 and shit here,the threads on the other sites had younger people logging in.but dont fucking jump at me 4 this question,all you 36 year old critics can fuckup.but everyone else,feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion.

― STONED Raider, Thursday, November 14, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naw the richard marx one is my favourite

some greatest hits from my all-time fave thread:

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S A RACIST "MOTIVE" THERE IS A GIGANTIC BODY OF RACIST ICONOGRAPHY THAT THAT BOTTLE OPENER FITS PERFECTLY INTO JESUS CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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oh wait AFFECTIONATE!! i know if i was a black 'footballer' i would cherish the paternalistic horse-racing style affection of white british 'football' fans

― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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WHO GIVES A SHIT, ONE COLLEGE-AGED PRETEND BISEXUAL IS THE SAME AS ANOTHER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GOING TO PRINCETON FOR ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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I just imagine Louis as perpetually on stage with a crook around his neck dragging him toward the curtain, going "c'mon, that was funny, is this thing on?, FUCK ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, hey c'mon guys, that was funny, I WILL KILL YOUR PETS, you've been a great audience, is this thing on?"

― nabisco, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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YOU ARE SO
SO
SO
SO
SO
FUCKING STUPID

i know this post is going to be xposted to fuck and back so i'm just going to wait a second and make it worse.

― gff, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:07 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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My Argument, a Poem by l0u1s jagg3r

I know it's not the issue to you
Ally
But others
In the course of this discussion
Made it the issue.

I understand the issue you are getting at
Yes, I do
But it's not the one I'm having to argue against.

My argument is that the bottle-opener thread
An innocent thread
Was ruined by over-reacting individuals
Whose over-reaction I felt it necessary to check.

Then the personal shit started flying
Then the accusations of 'implicit racism' arose
Then I was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

When I should have just walked away.

P.S. 'fake ivy league shitbag' = the sort of personal abuse that keeps me coming back for more, baby
Thanks, ILX.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

― unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not the best pinefox post, this is

wow, it would be great if Wise never came back. in fact, if anyone has to suffer and be lost to the tragic carnage of the Middle East right now, let it be him.

― the pinefox, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:32 (1 year ago)

Billyburg, trucker cap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pool, Sparks, vegan, free-range tofu, "originally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnard, Oberlin, Sarah Lawrence, Greenpoint, Bushwick, and the "other" other hoods, X of the word "iron", "art loft", X = the ,urg, ther hoothStrts (non-Western), booth" otcap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pookes, = the new Williamsburg (aka Billyburg), offensol, Sparks, dively incorrect usePirBR, Union Poarks, diveat shoes Billybs, X = the nrucker vegtofu Greenpoint, Bushwick, w L train, trust funds, track bikest use, plaid shol, Sp, "origand ew Williamsburg (aka sively incorrec of the worad n", "art loft", X = tneinally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnarde "other" Billyburg), offenotcaerp, skinny jeans,The an, "irofree-rnge , Oberlin, Sarah Lawrencehe new L train, trust funds, track bikes, plaid shirts (non-Western), boat shoes

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's learning

o shi

was that polled?

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

this will be funny forever

cosign

que's poem is the funniest thing in that thread and probably the hardest I ever got played here

haha i forgot that "i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread," was from that thread. such a classic.

one of my personal faves from that thread:

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i want grady to put that on business cards

or was that about jergins?

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

proof!

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

chaki you're one of my favorites too!

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Memories of King Boy Pato

most favorite thread titles too!

not enough kbp posts itt

also tynan's bathtub post is easy top 5

tynan top 5--- kudos, credibility, bathtub, yoga flame ... what am i missing?

what is the bathtub post?

what cutty? need me to change your diaper? leave me alone, I'm putting my Jamiroquai cds in alphabetical order.
― TynanTynan, Friday, March 30, 2007 3:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tynan if you're reading, they'd all go under j fyi

forgot about this one

good post idiot
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 12:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ME NAMES GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHEESE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA
― GARUG, Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:25 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heck! why must u post cocks

― Heave Ho, Friday, September 7, 2007 1:09 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^

always thought this was real pretty

kinda oedipal with that mrs robinson vibe and the "mutha what a lover" line, not to mention the fact that he wants to "steal his daddy's cue"...but that whomp! whomp! before the first line, then: zitfaced young rod suddenly sitting bolt upright in the unmade mattress on the floor realizing he's got to tell maggie something right then but after he starts, he's not sure exactly what he wants to say or do - get on back to school? find himself a rock n roll band? and she'll probably just put on a pot of herbal tea and talk him down, maybe roll a joint of that crunchy stems n seeds kinda shit homegrown. it's all indecision and sloth, & letting companionship play at love. it's such a reluctant kiss-off, but he's still awed by her - not at all a dylan fuckyou or a stones "you know he won't be leaving as soon as he says. but he will leave, and she'll be better off for it.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, November 17, 2002 1:22 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the bathtub post?

― goole, Tuesday, August 31, 2010 4:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the one i posted upthread about richard marx

act 1:

lolz, those weird dudes
well sometimes those girls are slammin
yeah this happens to me sometimes
poll results

act 2:

laurel: sometimes this happens and it creeps me out. it's like (comparison to racism)
other ilx girls: yeah tru
some ilx guys: yeah it's kinda creepy and weird
other ilx guys: yeah tru, if you see if from a female perspective
other ilx guys: i do this.
contenderizer: why do you want to control my thoughts??? a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. ilx is doomed.

act 3:

laurel: (more about being creeped out)
hi dere: wait a second...what did you say?
laurel: sorry
hi dere: it's cool
contenderizer: i'm not a pervert and i'm tired of being made to feel like one
deej and max: we never said anything like that.
contenderizer: hi dere is a puritan
hi dere: Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches? (started by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE) on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2009)
jaymc: sometimes i think...i could have killed someone

fin

― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 03:53 (8 months ago)

lolllll

hahaha rereading that i forgot about the jaymc coup de grace & almost lost it irl

Remember that I never said the hip-hop was bland (although it can be read that way I guess). I just used hip-hop in conjunction with one of the stereotypes I use to describe pitchfork readers

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have several more stereotypes for another time

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Still don't get why the ronnie bottle opener is racist tbh

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:29 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
No.

― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:10 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00) Bookmark Link

^^^^

Winner

i didn't think Hongros had genitals

ah, I got that one: That was the more "reasonable" version of a Dead Kennedy's tune, amirite?

By the way..

I had to look up that one by "myself" upthread, posted as "Shaggy". I was sure it was a fake.

It wasn't.

Heck, I'm funny sometimes, it seems.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO PLAY

Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:41 (3 years ago)

O_o

i love the image i have of LJ posting that, working madly away at his keyboard like bach at the organ, hair askew and eyes ablaze

the whole post was something of an opus

Acts that waited 10 years or more to release their best album

mercy.

Bugman - Blur KICK SOME ASS. They never did this so well before, or since. The last two minutes are worth the album price alone, as Coxon and his guitar do some quite illegally delicious things.

tbh, haberdager, that review is enough to make me want to at least check out the album and I don't really care for what Blur I've heard.

explodes (orgasms)

kkvgz skip the opening track whatever you do, on your first listen at least. it's pretty much the most out-of-character opening track ever.

But there's no messing with that one!

fine, whatever, haberdager otm

From its awesome chorus to its tastefully-applied gospel choir!

You spent 6 months thinking it was some really ace American band!

from its 90's alt-rock crib to its spiritualized rip-off

still a catchy song mind, just fucking light-years away from the rest of the album's infinitely superior aesthetic - I start with Bugman every time now

nuff Blur, more legendary posts plz

yeah let's not turn this into "i have been unintentionally or intentionally hilarious across ilx, allow me to show you"

^^^^

Could somebody explain to me why they find "Garageland" any good at all? Thanx.
― dave q, Monday, 5 November 2001

Could somebody explain to me why they find the Clash any good at all? Thanx.
― they dress in leather = they are not punXoR, Monday, 5 November 2001

ramones = wear leather = not punk?
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

ramones = american = not punk
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

The Ramones not punk? I know this is some kind of clever in-joke, I guess I don't get it. The Clash (and "The Clash") are ace.
― Sean, Monday, 5 November 2001

Sex Pistols were from UK and did not wear leather. Thefore they too were not punk. Also, they knew too few chords.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

What's this business about wearing leather? The Clash, the Pistols, the Ramones, the Damned, they *ALL* wore leather. Since when was bovine hide a stipulation of Punk? (or is this some revisionist Straight-edge thing?)
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 5 November 2001

pistols = no leather evah = punk obv.
(i cannot entirely answer for steve jones's ideological purity in re the Absolute of this claim btw)
clash = damned = ramones = not punk obv. (damned = goth just like killing joke)
punk = x-ray spex, eater, pistols and THAT'S IT!!
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

You forgot Sham 69.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

And Alternative TV.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2001

no i dint: atv = jazz, sham 69 = emo
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

Yeah, but X-Rays = Glam and eater = prog and sex pistols = garage! Also, you forgot Wire.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

wire = gabba
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

Is it time to feed the Trolls already? ramones = american = not punk Hmmmmm. The roots of punk...
1967 Velvet Underground = american
1968 MC5 = american
1968 Iggy Pop/The Stooges = american
1971 New York Dolls = american
1974 Television = american
1974 Ramones = american
1976 Dead Boys = american
1976 Talking Heads = americans
1977 Sex Pistols = british

Oh, I forgot...punk started in 1977, didn't it? (Yes, i do know that John Cale was Welsh, but he's just one Welsh guy in a band with 6 other americans.)
― Lord Custos, Monday, 5 November 2001

roots of punk = slade
vu = indie; mc5 = grebo; stooges = soul; dolls = glitter; television = dire straits it's ok to like; ramones = pop; hedz = nu-pop
Dead Boys = math rock
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

"pistols = no leather evah = punk obv. " - Ridiculous statement
Take a look at this picture:
https://www.greatmodernpictures.com/pistol15.htm
That sure looks like leather to me.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 5 November 2001

alex that picture is from san francisco winterland gardens!! sex pistols in usa = NOT PUNK!!
anyway, norman phay wins, since i rilly HAD forgotten the adverts:

punXoR = 'Gary Gilmore's Eyes' AND NOTHING ELSE!! (and the version of Crossing the Red Sea you own shd be the one w/o Gilmore on it, as orignally released)
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

(^ = edited)

mark s rools

ahahaha

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO PLAY

Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:41 (3 years ago)

god this is so classic

Once I was in a pizza place in Connecticut. There was this really hot waitress working the pies like no tomorrow. Something about the way she said sausage that made me horny. "Sauseeg". Man did my sauseeg get hard when she talked. We flirted through must of our interactions. At the end of the night I asked her for her number and waht time she got off work. She said she was hanging out late tonight to close up. It was her parents shop. She asked if I wanted to stay and help. I did. We stayed late and we were so attracted to each other that we started going at it right there on the counter. We pushed the Jimmy Fund Donation can aside and layed out some flour on the counter top. We stripped butt naked and I told her to get the meatballs and sauseeg. She proceeded to shove two meatballs inside my rectum. It was hot. I rubbed her all over with capicola and mortadell. I made her my little italian sub and ate the shit out of her.

― captainmeatballs, Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:38 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

doubt you get that kinda service at Subway, Whiney

Last time we went into Subway, the girl wouldn't let us sit down at the tables as she'd only just cleaned up, there was no-one else in the shop, and there was only 1 hour until closing.

Not that we wanted flour on owt...

Context:

Private graduation party with buffet is going on by our bar. Someone mistakes Drunk Woman for extended family and invites her to chow down. As she takes a bite of her sammy, someone else tells her that this is a private party and that the food is for "family ONLY." She sheepishly puts her food back on the buffet and storms over to my desk in rage.

As I deal with the massive line in front of me (it's fucking Memorial weekend and they schedule me ALONE?) she's slur-ranting to her friends that it's SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS that no one had the FUCKING COURTESY to tell her that there was a private party going on. It was SO FUCKING EMBARASSING to have to put that food back, she wants to talk to a fucking Manager on Duty NOW.

I step to the side of my line and advise her that I'll be with her in just a moment, I just need to attend to these people in line.

"WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP CAUSE I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THIS HUMILIATION."

She continues her noisy protests as she makes her way through the line, leering at the people at the party and demanding to know what the FUCK they're looking at, "TURN AROUND YOU BITCH IN THE WHITE! TURN AROUND!" People are already muttering that somebody needs to call the police.

Finally gets to the front and (after a recap of everything she's already said) berates me some more. I explain to her that there was a large sign announcing that the buffet was for the Gonzalez Graduation Party, and that we presumed the signage would be enough to make the private status of the food clear. Now she wants to know "Why your bartender, that fucking FAGGOT bartender of yours, didn't tell me there was a private party going on? That FAG etc etc"

Without raising my voice I tell her "M'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"WHAAAAT?!"

I radio maintanence to bring down her bags (which I accurately guess are still unpacked because I just checked her in half an hour ago) and start serving the people behind her. She wants to know why she's being asked to leave etc etc, answer being

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

I get the sense my gay General Manager will not mind losing her dollars.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, May 26, 2007 5:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

(emphasis mine)

yeah that's choice

Once I woke up after a really long drinking binge and the girlfriend was screaming at me as I had apparently taken a shit in the bathtub. I just denied it and got drunk again, and later on vomited into the same bathtub, and the morning after that I had to go to work and decided to run a bath, and I'd forgotten about the vomit and didn't notice until it was all floating on the surface

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 02:18 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So when we were having a fight about *that*, I said "Well at least I'm not as bad as your friend, whose boyfriend, legend has it, passed out in the bath with the water running, and when your friend noticed water dripping out the ceiling went to check on him and not only found the bathroom flooded but crap floating everywhere as he'd also shit himself and then she had to clean up the whole thing! Heh", and she said "Fuck you"

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 02:22 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so i hit her

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 02:23 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that dave q post was classic. all in the comic timing. especially the crucial choice of making "so i hit her" a separate post, which amplified the humor factor.

does dave q still write and/or post here?

last post as dave q=

dave q wrote this on thread Best rock song of 1979: Three Mile Smile or No Surprize? on board I Love Music on May 20, 2007

cheese cake

sadly no xpost

:-(

Some friends of mine are in an underground indie rock band and have completed their first EP. It sounds very professional even if it was mixed on ProTools and recorded in a home studio.

Anywho, they came to me because they know I read a lot of mp3 blogs like ILM and Stereogum. I suggested that they send out music samples to all the major tastemakers, which they did -- but no response as of yet.

Then I found another intriguing option, for $25 they can be the band of the week on Scenestars, a fave mp3 blog of mine:
http://scenestars.net/bandspot/index.php

What do you think, is the exposure worth $25? I mean, they could just post their music on the YSI thread here for free.. Does anyone know how much traffic Scenestars gets or how many downloads they can expect in a week?

I think they should do it as Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys, and CYHSY are all prominently featured and they are looking to do a similar grassroots viral DIY thing to get label attention.

These Scenestar folks have a pretty high profile so some industry people must listen to what their flogging. Do you think journos will take us less seriously if it's a paid promotion? I have mixed feelings, free would be ideal, but they are not in a position to hire a PR person.

thx in advance,
W

-- Wrinklepaws (wrinklepaw...), April 5th, 2006. (1 trackback)
Answers

ILM IS NOT AN MP3 BLOG

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), April 5th, 2006.

oh, wrinklepaws

-- cutty (holle...), April 5th, 2006.

omg i never realized oh wrinklepaws was from my lurking days

Conan's already slipped to #2 in Late Night. He drew a 7.1 on his debut and a 2.9 last night (to Dave's 3.4). What a disaster for NBC.

― Cunga, Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:36 AM (1 year ago)

yes, good one

why is this quotable? Was this the beginning of the "what a disaster" meme?

surprisingly it does seem to be the beginning of it

i think this is the source of this ilxmeme?

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:49 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:51 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that really a meme, I thought it was just a failed thread

what a horribly formed 'X' is a meme

what a disaster for that meme

i don't even remember what the thread was about!!!

thread needed more form

OK, I'll be honest. Basically I was watching out for her and would be looking out for her at certain times of the day. That's all. Actually, it was worse than that - there had been times when I'd deliberately try and bump into A and / or B at lunchtimes during the summer, but that wasn't picked up on at the time. Basically, I was stalking her in a little way, but not in any scary kind of way. Just trying to see her, that's all. I'm trying hard to justify myself without sounding like a nutcase here.

It's just that A noticed this behaviour and mentioned it to others there, who'd also noticed it, and then I presume it got passed upwards. I was told by the management that me watching her - and the other workers - was making them feel uncomfortable walking past my house, and that behaviour was stopped immediately.

Er, no, no boob grab. 8-)

― Rob M v2, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 8:20 AM

haha that thread

classic jim swells appearance

max I can give his aim info to you, but he due to his driving schedule he can't exactly txt on a dime

― dell, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought he was that frosted, pudgy Aus/NZ dude whatever.

-- jaymc, Friday, October 12, 2007 1:45 PM

No. 90
Points: 168
No. of votes: 6
No. of #1 votes: 2

Artist: JOHNNY GREENWOOD
Title: BODYSONG
Label: EMI
Year: 2003

'Jonny In Wonderland Among The Talking Flowers

Jonny Greenwood loves the moon. When he performs as a member of Radiohead, the notoriously soft-spoken guitarist has been known to take a moment at outdoor concerts to silently point out its splendor to the otherwise oblivious audience. The music he composes is like the moon---arcane, otherworldy, and peculiar. Bodysong is infused with the same sense of wide-eyed wonder at the sublime.

The album's opening track, "Moon Trills" seems portentous of some grand celestial event; its elongated Messiaen-inflected piano chords and Ondes-Martenot wails form and reform in a harmonic spectra that travels slowly toward a dark meridian. Later, the starlit melancholy of "Bode Radio / Glass Light / Broken Hearts" unfurls in vivid plumes of glass harmonica and strings, and is shot through with dissonant adornments not unlike those emblematic of Debussy. The drowsy fantasia of "Clockwork Tin Soldiers," reverberates like falling glass marbles aleatorically tinkling a ballet for mechanical dolls. "Convergence" begins with a clash and percolates into a percussive, clattering cacophony, fighting the hegemony of beauty and melody. The banjo-driven "24 Hour Charleston" echoes the adrenalin rush of a thief in the night, as dramatic electroacoustics envelop the discordant melody. And the monistic "Peartree" with its angular, Ligetian organ harmony resonates as though the music were dispersing in the higher vaults of a gothic cathedral. In "Milky Drops From Heaven," a hurried horn takes on an animal character, the music destructing and reconstructing itself from moment to moment, as if the jazz band were tumbling up and down invisible stairs, their tempo varying at the rate of their descent. On the closer, "Tehellet" (the Hebrew meaning of which roughly translates as "hope, expectation") a languid cello is made to sound like a choir of seraphim heralding an ascent.

Perhaps Jonny Greenwood is not one of the luminaries like Messiaen or Penderecki, but here, their light reflects upon him, like the sun upon the moon.'
Salvador Saca

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 17 August 2004

The music he composes is like the moon - lifeless, pale and when you get up close it's basically a load of rock.

― Battenburg 2, Tuesday, 17 August 2004

penis liek ;_;

― Thomas Fratta, Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:45 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

1) spudblot - flurgggggggg!!!
2) hairymams - dr.seuss hat breakdown
3) forkspliff - priestdoobnunfarm
4) deathfart - smeled
5) kilnworkers split 7-inch with Flayhorse
6) mumblepuss 10 inch
7) dirtweed dragracers
8) supercock - cockatak
9) fingerweavers debut
10) stinkgirl - no stink for you

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:37 (5 years ago)

If the title wasn't rediculous enough, this is the tracklist:
1.Black Dragons soar above the Mountain of Shadows - Keyboard Instrumental
2.To dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The legend of the battle of Blackhelm Vale)
3.As the Vortex illuminates the cystalline walls of Kor-Avul-Thaa
4.Starfire burning upon the ice-veiled throne of Ultima Thule
5.Journey to the Isle of Mists (Over the moonless depths of night-dark seas)
6.The Splendour of a thousand swords gleaming beneath the blazon of the Hyperborean Empire
7.. And lo, when the Imperium marches against Cul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
8.Summoning the Guardians of the Astral Gate
9.In the Raven-haunted forests of Darkenhold, where Shadows reign and the hues of sunlight never dance
10.At the altar of the Dreaming Gods

-- Siegbran (siegbra...), February 25th, 2003 11:25 AM.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So it's a pub rock record then?
-- Tom (ebro...), February 25th, 2003 11:26 AM.

i think i've found (one of) the first lol threads, before the excelsior! thing started:

this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

oh duh there's posts on the end of that thread talking about the whole history. whoops.

where are you from, Obvioustan?

xp

― warmsherry, Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:16 PM Bookmark

xpost yeah, but it does seem to be the first one (and has links to the sequel and the, um, sequeltothat.)

I've just went a searching across ILM and the only instance of anyone talking about "oriental hotties" is when a troll called "xx" started mouthing off about my (platonic) love of Shonen Knife and their music.
It was xx who made the racist/sexist comment about oriental women.
(xx was another one who loved to make accusations based on nothing but the paranoid delusions within his fevered brane.)
...as for the "uncle tom" comment, I'm doing another search right now.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, June 9, 2003 9:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, May 23, 2003 1:47 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i actually looked for a "like" button tehre for a second

one of my favorite things on ILX ever

OTM^^

also most of the posts on this thread, especially when Geir gets in on the action:

y'all ready for this?

one of my favs: post your made-up tom waits lyric

no particular post, but this is an underrated thread imo:

President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

cupcakes are way better than pizza.

You are DEAD to me.

― xhuxk, Saturday, March 15, 2008 3:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"one of my favs: post your made-up tom waits lyric"

this might actually be my favorite thread on ilm. sometimes i kinda wish it could get locked because its such a perfect thing.

no particular post, but this is an underrated thread imo:

President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

― gr8080, Friday, September 3, 2010 2:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i LOVE that one... so maybe posters at the top of their game

except for maybe those first two kind of out-of-character deej posts

he recovers pretty quickly tho:

Where's that young sprightly lad Dr. Morbius to share his opinions on the matter?

― deej, Thursday, February 14, 2008 5:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i can't wait to hear the word "guilty" read to whoever did this

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 14, 2008 5:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i love how NO ONE spoils it

It does get spoiled, but only in the best way:

ok i was watching tv and that negro what's his name, muhammad x, is all like "lol you get what you pay for" or something did anyone else see this?

― amateurist, Thursday, February 14, 2008 6:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amateurist the point of this thread is to sound like you would've back in 1963

― and what, Thursday, February 14, 2008 6:38 PM Bookmark

hahahah:

I'll always remember where I was at this moment. Sitting in front of my computer reading an online message board.

― Bobbi Peru, Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

and lol @ this juxtaposed against the now meme-status of "good luck usa":

We got your back over here, America. Stay strong.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

It's a few months too late, but MIA was trying to say that she's with Coco.

― Cunga

Actually needs a bit more context:

not feeling the (born free) video - there's no reason for it to be 9 minutes long ans for all the viscera there's a pointlessness to the entire concept

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend)

It's a few months too late, but MIA was trying to say that she's with Coco.

― Cunga

Kennedy thread was wall to wall excellence tbf

tik a boo all involved

Mark S on fire in this thread: mastermind, the game

MM1 was MM2's assistant, but bumped him off at the behest of GF1, and took over
MM3 is MM1's useless son obv, a classic "prince-in-waiting" roué dimwit, more interested in banging cocktail waitresses two at a time than Mastering the Game, let alone his mind: when MM1 vanished, GF1 had MM3 quietly garotted — by GF2, naturally.

GF2, MM1's octopussy-lucabrazz,i had never been his lover, stil less MM3's mom (whose death in penury in Eastern Europe in the mid-50s had pushed MM1 into this mode of life). Caring more about the Style of the Game than mere worldly loyalties or passions, GF2 was swiftly suborned when GF1 made appeal to the Aesthetics of Gangster Succession.

GF3/4 were models hired for the photograph.

― mark s, Saturday, August 10, 2002 5:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also pleased to have a small part in one of the better thread revives.

Bourne: just consider the fact that you might be dead before your next shit

joan allen: well i'm shitting right now as a matter of fact

bourne: well i call bullshit, if you will, because i;m on your toilet and you're not on my lap

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, December 13, 2007 6:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

<3<3<3<3

My favourite hip-hop album ever!

Voted "Can't C Me" but there are lots of really great G-funk tracks here. Shame about the rapping, but the rest of the music is great.

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, September 6, 2007 4:48 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sure there will be a hip hop and RnB version of Sgt Peppers along before the years out.
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:50 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lovely rita meter maid
two big titties in my escalade
― negotiable, Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

like!

no particular post, but this is an underrated thread imo:

President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

― gr8080, Friday, September 3, 2010 1:14 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

I can't help but think of his children, whose lives will be marked forever by this one single isolated tragedy

― nabisco, Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

I'd forgot about Crut's Daft Punk post, that was golden.

subject of thought :: number of times thought occurs (in descending order)

big l :: 580
money :: 480
coffee, procurment of :: 450
grown so ugly :: 400
lee perry, genius or madman? :: 369
butterscotch krimpets, perfection of :: 340
"a cigarette would be good right now" :: 317
driving :: 300
driving, wishing to be :: 280
driving, wishing i wasn't currently :: 275
ernie hudson :: 260
intelligence since 2nd grade, erosion of :: 245
masturbation: too much? :: 230
dying :: 219
dying alone, arguments against :: 210
nipples, poofiness of :: 197
grandma: smells and textures :: 180
jimi hendrix, aquatic obssessions of :: 150
dying alone, arguments for :: 139
tupac: dead, or merely sleeping? :: 125
bellybutton, things inside of :: 110
automatic urinals, the mechanics of :: 100
applie cider donuts :: 89
poppyseeds, dangers during random drug tests of :: 76
hump or dulap? :: 70
shoes, smell removal from :: 63
friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us :: 58
beef, location of :: 50
mach 3 turbo razors :: 43
subway rats :: 36
timbaland: what does he eat for breakfast? :: 30
tony orlando and dawn :: 24
sex in the animal kingdom, mechanics of :: 19
"the 8 hour fragrance for the 24 hour woman" :: 13
pretzles with cheese inside :: 9
football, greatest injuries in :: 6
father, will i become like :: 4
war :: 2

-- gabbo giftington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), October 5th, 2003 9:06 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

that is incredible thank you for that

I'm working class and I understand the deep hurt caused to others by Common People. I feel the same way about The Chauffeur by Duran Duran, Smooth Operator by Sade, Country House by Blur, How To Be A Millionaire by ABC, I've Never Been To Me be Charlene and many other songs that rub the restrictions of my damn class in my face! I could only dream of visiting Niece, and the Isles of Greece and sipping champagne on a yacht! When will these people think of the emotional turmoil they're wreaking on the listeners! But at least I had the class solidarity of my brothers in arms Wham! on such socialist sons of toil classics as Everything She Wants and Young Guns! I can only dream of what it must be like to be on the other side of the fence... to not be invited to be part of Jarvis Cocker's gang of misfits... whom I imagine to be slightly like the cast of the Breakfast Club but with odd teeth and jackets from Oxfam.

Loser is such a shit song.

― Duran (Doran), Friday, 3 September 2010 23:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

We got one of these threads for the 08? Ben Walsh (such a 90s lads mag journo name) decides that an Eagles review is the best place for him to desperately reassert his a) masculinity and b) love of obscure underground counter-culture acts like Neil Young.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 3:47 PM

bad writing, but where's the masculinity stuff?

― Dominique, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 5:47 PM

british standards of masculinity

― The Reverend, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 6:12 PM

the whistle only dogs can hear

― omar little, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:03 PM

i am on vicodin because of a broken arm and i have laughed at every single post in this thread

xpost -- my god that's killing me all over again.

yeah it was tuomas on the batman thread having an argument with spiralli's mom who I think is hot but enrique said was wearing too much makeup

plus as it turns out she's going out with dom and luna is her sister

on top of that spiralli himself was in the room when jagger murdered ghost rider with chaki's kitchen knife, and wouldn't you know

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:50 AM

.. it's got it's own website.

Yeah, the drummer is terrific, but the bass player has gotta cut the dumb cute shtick. First time I saw them she really bummed me out. I was hoping it wasn't by design. I saw them a few months later and she did the same routine. I walked.
j

― james conley (zers), Friday, November 5, 2004 3:26 PM

j

Wait a second, all this bitching is intangible and irrelevant. I don't care how poor (kula shaker) are at massaging the P.R machine; their music is fantastic, hence classic in my book.

― Jack Redelfs, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (8 years ago)

(....)

"their music is fantastic, hence classic in my book." Your book is quite clearly 'How to be a mentalist' then.

― DG, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (8 years ago)

Suggest ban me all you like, but what the fuck have you contributed?

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, January 20, 2009 11:47 PM

^^ totally missed that guy on the common people thread

I really wonder what that guy is up to

nu-decapitator is a trendhopping scumbag, do not support

― J0hn D., Monday, August 4, 2008 10:47 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i mean, if you put the eagles, fleetwood mac, jackson browne, linda ronstadt and warren zevon in a room together, picking the biggest asshole is going to be a solomonic task.

― tipsy mothra, 01 December 2008 22:14

oh come on. it's the eagles, by a mile.

u can OPO tho

this is an import but it's canon:

jose Says:
January 5th, 2007 at 10:52 pm

ohhhh lord 2pac big please talk to this sucker cause they killing hip hop they taking the pain and struggle of life of hip hop the only thing we coulda express our minds and pain. and these suckers took it and made it look like garbage thats why we get judge so much cause these shit dont be making sence

― deej, Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jose said we're into movements

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

you know, besides the initial lols, this post possesses some kind of strange pathos. I hope zin zin oo got his issues sorted out.

or at least had a snack

only one chris v. post itt??

i figured that was intentional -- limiting classic posters to one or two characteristic posts

i.e. one ramosi, a discussion abt what tynan's best was, etc

From the Captcha thread

this one today (not so cute)
http://i45.tinypic.com/x6aijt.jpg
― sanskrit, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 8:09 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hated that book when i was a kid

― mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:51 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I cannot remember the original thread this turned up on, or the original poster. But when it turned up on Jurassic Park, it was pretty lol.

"guys guys guys there is SO MUCH incredible rock from the 90's that far outstrips what came before. fair enough if you prefer earlier stuff, but for me the watershed came around the time of Talk Talk's fruition. after that, bands realised that any sound was within their grasp, any texture was possible, and they began to reach higher and higher within the parameters of 'rock'. that comment about 'bush' being a typical 90's rock group just saddens me. on the one hand we had shoegaze, on the other post-rock, on the other we had stuff like Blur and Spiritualized and The Boo Radleys and SFA, then we had old-time rockers gone all weird and modern, like Soundgarden (who kicked more ass than just about every previous heavy-metal band I've heard, no really), we had sonic youth's 'washing machine' which is clearly a lot better than 'daydream nation' (no, it is), we had Beck, we had The Boredoms (I mean SRSLY), we had Levitation, we had Earth, Neurosis, Godflesh, and other great experimental metal bands, then we had the Flaming Lips (their 90's albums are GREAT), we had MERCURY FUCKING REV (whose first two albums do 'noise-pop' better than ANYONE), we had the rise and rise of Foetus ('Flow' is IMO a lot better than the earlier 'Nail'), we had Lusk, we had ORBITAL who weren't really rock but FUCK WE HAD ORBITAL ORBITAL ORBITAL and a load of other SUPREME electronic artists (Plaid, Aphex Twin etc), then we had Radiohead (I don't care what you say, they are revered for a fucking good reason), we had Scott Walker's 'Tilt' to keep us on our toes, we had Six By Seven, The Beta Band...."
― ghost rider, Friday, May 11, 2007 8:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

lso pretty much every other Papa Proach single (especially "To Be Loved" and "Forever") is better than this song.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:01 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Papa don't proach

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:02 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how do you sleep at night?

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:03 (2 years ago) Bookmark

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

In Japanese.
Not that I could read alot of it(one character speaks in an insanely thick and formal SAMURAI dialet, the royal family speaks high keigo which I oddly understood... not sure what that means. Alot of Kanji, too), what I did read is alot funnier, and I wouldn't have to read it anyway.
I could play it in russian, swedish, arabic... DOESN'T MATTER. I can play it with my feet without looking directly at the creen. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
In fact I set the battle modes to harder ones just for more of a challenge.
THE ATTACK NAMES ARE DIFFERENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I haven't played it in years and I can just go "Oh, now I need to do that, so I'll press this sequence of buttons and kill"
SPINAL FUNCTION.
If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.

That's not very long, either. I used to do 4-5 hour stretches. I don't remember how long it took to beat lavos when I'm SUPPOSED to lose...

I've seen all 11 main endings and variations of most of them.
I used to level up by playing the game through.
Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
The same way EVERY TIME.
Fastest way to winning.
Then I'd work at accumulating more items and becoming so strong NOTHING could stop me. But only after completing EVERY POSSIBLE SIDE STORY.

This was accomplished in part by a trick my brother (ex-in-law) found.
He spend 6 hours fighting the same battle over and over.
Steal the same item from the same monsters.
I was FLOORED when I heard that.
He had a save on the system with MAXED OUT magic power on EVERY character.
Then I went on to bit by bit max every character as much as possible.

Then I lent it to my then girlfriend, and somehow that save was erased.
it's wuite possible the fact that I had a Game Gear save on it that was so fucked it screwed the system, but she may (VERY DOUBTFUL) have deleted it on purpose, but I think she was ashamed of ACCIDENTALLY deleting it and lied.
But I don't remember if you CAN just delete a save in CT....

This game was my sole entertainment source save random TV things for 2-3 years.
THAT'S INSANE.
I had an old-school Geocities site(long gone, I loved it) dedicated to subtexts and retardo descriptions of characters.
I sprayed my hair the color of my fav character, I bought a replica sword like the one he carried, GREW MY HAIR TO THE SAME LENGTH.
Used his name on EVERY message board, wait, they were all CHAT ROOMS then.
Remember CHAT ROOMS?
There was a CT chatroom I had regular DAILY meetings in.
I SOMEHOW developed a crush on the webmaster until I saw she was really palsied and horse-like.
Still cool. Not attractive.

WOW.
This is the most meaningless crap I've ever written, but it's a bit of an insight onto how far into things I get.

Any CT fans?
Anyone else have a similar past with a different game?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, August 17, 2006 7:18 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gukbe I am giving you 3 guesses as to who originally wrote that

i think about rape all the time and im 24. when i was 18? shhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, September 6, 2010 11:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

brainwasher you're really stretching the "of yore" criterion iyam

Good cyanocobalamin bars playing deep-soused nanoragga on Ganymede?
Hey you guys! The folks are totally into this Jovian moon vac thing and this time it looks like they're actually going to let me out of the pod to play with the natives. Any recommendations for post-curfew infrasonic thrillz? If I have to stay indoors and scent another lame Autechre choon outta Dad's gas-fi I'll scream my own teeth out. Edith doll: I need to give you that Dick Emery org-packet back - shall I skim it or leave it out for the relay dogs? "Ooh, you are awful!"

― Ava Galvin Berry-Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, May 19, 2005 8:40 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New Jack Swing was a disaster
Hip-hop was a disaster
Funk was kind of a disaster too, but later great work by Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie and Earth Wind & Fire meant that R&B recovered briefly.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, May 31, 2005

didn't mean to double up the Geir, but I was already coming here to post this -- for context, it was in reference to Vanilla Ice/Hammer:

The only thing I can say to their defence is it is a myth that they were supposed to be so much worse than other rappers. They are all the same.

― Geir Hongro, Sunday, December 9, 2007 12:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did anyone in this thread ever actually participate in actual youth culture or did you emerge fully formed as aging music nerds?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, May 4, 2005 3:30 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Echo shortgun (italian guitar I had)with pickups taken off and replaced by Roland GK2.That went into a GI10 (I think) and then to a Philip Rees MIDI merge, which used to have a taped up pint glass of iced water on it at gigs to stop it overheating and scrambling the notes cos it was so shit.Robs cheap drum pads also went into it originally, before he bought a Ddrum kit, which was great.
The output of all the drum and guitar data went into our 24 voice Roland S750 sampler, which is why D I Go Pop is full of ´voice stealing´, where new voices cut off old ones, as it was all played live.
Ithankyou.

― Ian Crause, Friday, July 7, 2006 7:30 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, February 5, 2004 3:40 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

ahahahaha

i can never find that one, thank you!

that is one of the all-time greats

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, February 5, 2004 3:40 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

this makes me miss the epic Stelfox and Marcello throw-downs.

Me too.

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

this was a latebloomer post originally right?

Would have been quicker if she used her mouth.
I'm just saying.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 October 2004 09:03 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

I guess you can't post that without the immortal deangulberry quote

already done~

why do i even know who american mcgee is

does this not make anyone else furious

― cankles, Monday, October 6, 2008 7:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was sorta the joke implied by my post tho

Oasis "Whats the Story Morning Glory" Yes, not a sexy album in the sense of "damn I want to fuck to this album" But, think about the implications of the album; you've got two incredibly independent and self-serving strong personalities singing and banging their hearts out on this album, while making music that is immensely powerful. What more could you ask for than two men doing what they want to do in an independent manner, and as a result, changing the face of music because of it. Have shagged to in MANY times.
AEKDB

Moore

― Bryan from Kappa Sig, Saturday, April 19, 2003 5:05 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

was that Oasis thing above a joke? Fratboy in homoerotic subtext shockah?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, April 19, 2003 12:25 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

thread needs more gabbneb

where's the blended haircut one?

gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

― kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

― gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

that's seriously the funniest quote in the history of ilx & i'm not sure it's even close

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif

was it ever determined whether gabby had a blended haircut?

symmetry required, etc

the JD/pinefox exchange at the end of that thread is brilliant

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ok I'm gonna hit you with a multiple-post sprawl that may as well be one glorious creation

im imagining a sitcom where 3 men find themselves in weird situations and they have to work out how to get themselves out.

episode one: pinefox, the lex and tuomas are in a sticky situation when they find themselves in somebodys garden and there is a loud barking coming from behind them. a garden gate separates them from freedom, will they make it out in time?

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:05 (3 years ago)

the lex falls to the ground as he valiantly tries to climb the hedge, tuomas sticks his head into the hedge, pinefox muses on the nature of the gate

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:06 (3 years ago)

episode two: pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.

the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:10 (3 years ago)

episode three. after a difficult day trying to get the key to work in the lock of their house, tuomas, the lex and pinefox settle down and relax in their lounge. tuomas is confused that there are strange obstacles between all the rooms and back in finland ease of movement between the rooms isn't so restricted. the pinefox is concerned by some strange lights and nasty noises coming from a black box in the corner of the room and has covered it with a blanket, and the lex has fallen into the sink

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:17 (3 years ago)

tuomas, the lex and pinefox find themselves trapped by the side of the road. their favourite kebab house is on the other side. pinefox wants to call michael jones for advice but the lexs ipod doesn't seem to have any reception. tuomas wants to walk across the road but the lex is worried the big colorful things might hurt like the lamppost did earlier in the day. tuomas says it is ridiculuous to assume that the machines are violent and that in Finland many of those machines are used to host anti-patriarchy meetings on the campus.

tuomas walks calmly into the road and a blue machine hits him and he falls to the ground. the lex finds this hilarious and shouts "SEE! you do that too, i'm not the only one!" and, reassured, stumbles into the road, and is hit by a red machine and exclaims loudly "OW OW OW no fair you got the blue one tuomas the red one HURTS".

the pinefox looks at the two vaguely recognisable people lying in the road and wonders when the lex and tuomas are going to return with the *kebabs*, whatever the hell they are

― 600, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:48 (3 years ago)

custosian

TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

is there any song of his that doesn't have a guitar solo going the entire time, all the way through it?

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

i don't play pool with jews
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, April 15, 2005 5:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

omfg at the blended haircut thing

omfg

lol welcome to gabbingtown dogg

why was he banned in the end? sb?

yup

Lol @ "the first two coasts."

dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.

― dylannn, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:41 AM (3 years ago)

XD

still lol at a guy named "dyl4n k1ng" accusing someone of having a gay porn name

also i'm pretty sure he posted on ilx about the first time he sucked a dude off

i would have to ask ethan where that post is tho i don't remember

can't believe keller of all ppl is posting that quote -_-

it was his first time with a hooker, get it right

nah i'm talking about another post

Q: who invented nerd rap?
A: Nerds!!!!!! (Who rap!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, December 27, 2004 9:55 AM

dylannn!!!!

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.