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Pitchfork on Fischerspooner

I don't mind that Pitchfork don't tend to cover pop or dance music very well (good people like Mr. Richard-San excepted for the latter) and I don't care that the writer hates Fischerspooner. But I am thoroughly sick of cursory glances at genres outside their purview designed solely to reaffirm their blinkers. Why bother?

(also it comes up with the worst reasons for hating Fischerspooner imaginable - USE OTHER THOUGHTS PLEASE!)

Tim Finney, Friday, 9 August 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

b-b-but, he forgot to say "mullet disco"! well, anyway, i'm not really too fussed about fischerspooner, but this review made me like them more, thats for sure. i particularly like I say Michael Alig did more for music than Fischerspooner ever will, i mean he says this like Alig didn't do anything for music. but he did loads!

gareth (gareth), Friday, 9 August 2002 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm staying out of the Great Fischerspooner Debate of 2002 but I did think the opening line was cute. Aside from that the review was pretty sad--like Gareth, I think I like them more after reading it.

adam, Friday, 9 August 2002 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

OK yes you're right Tim that Pitchfork is weighing in on something that falls far afield of their general area of coverage but two things about this review were great: 1. "The British are coming. All over this record" (I dunno if the quasi-mythical bit of American history about the midnight ride of Paul Revere is known outside of the U.S., but that's the source of the joke here) 2. "Britishly acclaimed 'avant-garde' 'art' 'troupe' 'ironically' 'recreates' the nadir of 1980s synth-pop" (not actually in the review but in the lead-in, and completely right on in every way about what makes Fischerspooner irritating.)

NB Generally speaking I like the electro dance stuff I've heard (Chicks on Speed, Ladytron, Northern Lite, Alpinestars) quite a lot actually. FS's "We Are Artists, Yet We Mock Our Status As Artists" schtick, though...tired, v. tired.

John Darnielle, Friday, 9 August 2002 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the tactic of the reviewer using some whiff of irony, defensive or otherwise, as an excuse for projecting his jaded and cynical contempt onto the attitudes of the artist (who is at the very worst merely nervous - outside the studio — about expressing genuine pleasure in a sound or a style)


if "irony" bores you then ignore it and listen to the thing straight (which is probably what's intended anyway, deep down: cf daft punk)


sontag wrote a whole (bad) essay on camp in order to screw up and buttress the courage to say to the HighCult World that she quite liked the Supremes: the evil here isn't nervousness (unless you like attacking the obviously vulnerable) (which = all brits when it comes to expressing emotion haha) but the opportunity afforded the likes of ott to be so fatuously complicit, basically, in in fischerspooner's apparent fear of their own deep feelings

mark s (mark s), Friday, 9 August 2002 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

venturing dangerously into authorial-intention territory there Mark - so if we think/know that the irksome thing about an artist's presentation is rooted in insecurity rather than genuine arrogance, then we should ignore the thing that irks us? Hoorah I shall be FAMOUS!

John Darnielle, Friday, 9 August 2002 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

the fear of expressed feeling that camp protected way back — cf noel coward/wilde blah blah — is that it was actually illegal to have feelings for the people (blokes if you were a guy; chicks if you weren't) you did have feelings for => inside queer culture i've noticed a genuine (still small) rising hostility towards the "barbara streisand 4evah" wing of taste-flaunting, like it's a kind of a Love yr Prison thing, and in a lot of ways i dislike camp too, as a species of psychic shelter and evasion, but i *hate* that it's so easily and routinely blamed on shallowness and lack of feeling, rather than the opposite

mark s (mark s), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know, I'm not a fan of this sound/scene, really, but there was one part in the review where Chris says that it doesn't have any place in music now (or in the past) that was disappointing. Somewhere out there is a list of things that have no place in music, and I'm sure I'm unknowingly guilty of liking/using several of them.

dleone (dleone), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

People surprised that Pitchfork review is rub shockah!

Nicole, Friday, 9 August 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

your point is a GREAT one Mark in re: refusal to see depth in camp (for me Donna Summer would be the most deserving recipient of total blinders-off reevaluation), but does that mean that if a reviewer (say Pitchfork's) sees a band (say Fischerspooner) as half-baked, ill-thought-through, opportunistic pseudo-artsy claptrap, they must first couch their objections in "well this band comes from a culture where feeling is historically mediated & filtered severely, so there may be more here than meets the eye"? one might on similar terms defend amerindie no-ambition rock bands by saying that attempting to succeed at something is in american culture a tacit admission of consent to the broader cultural machine, so therefore these bands' failure to excite is boringly excellent.

I don't know if I'm being clear here: my position boils down to the idea that context is useful but only to a point.

John Darnielle, Friday, 9 August 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

haha john i'm not being intentionalist AT ALL, i'm saying the listener shd pick the "intention" that makes gives him/her pleasure/value/scope for being interesting blah blah, not the one that makes them tired and bored (be as generous to yr object of study as you are to yrself)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

if "irony" bores you then ignore it and listen to the thing straight (which is probably what's intended anyway, deep down: cf daft punk)

Oh god I'd love to be able to do that - but can you teach it, or is it one of those 'JUST DO IT' or 'ask = neverknow' deals?
I suspect sometimes the only way it can be achieved is to be unknowing/ignorant of all the context in which the work is embedded - but of course you lose a lot that way too. :(

Ray M (rdmanston), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

can't just "do it" = you have not yet mastered YOUR fear glasshopper

mark s (mark s), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael Alig is more important than Fischerspoooner in every conceivable way. I'm sorry if my tone left that unclear.

As far as Mark S.'s commentary, his comments operate on the presumption that a band is capable of releasing Metal Machine Music as a debut album. This performance art collective has attempted to use mindless music as a calling card to advance their celebrity. Another case of privileged American brats pushing their bravado on fawning journalists, all clawing to be first to label this suspect dalliance as art. That David Bowie knows their name is a crime on par with the Holocaust.

Chris Ott, Friday, 9 August 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Being in Australia, I've not been exposed to the Fischerspooner hype, but from what I can gather the most irritating/deflating thing about their love of irony is the failure to do anything with it and their complacency in reviving past forms. With Daft Punk a lot of what makes them great stems from their ability to sound like they don't mean it and they mean it too much at the same time, mixing up irony with sincerity really effectively because of the unexpectedness of their approach. With Fischerspooner the question of irony vs meaning it is a lot less pressing because each gesture is second-guessed, so thoroughly steeped in irony-in-the-shadow-of-itself that the issue becomes academic.

Whether or not Fischerspooner can be legitimately dismissed because of the dickheadishness or otherwise of their stance has nothing to do with why I find this article irritating, of course.

Tim Finney, Friday, 9 August 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris Ott: Do you like Bobby Conn?

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 9 August 2002 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

That David Bowie knows their name is a crime on par with the Holocaust.

There must be a place for this somewhere on The O'Reilly Factor.

Nicole, Friday, 9 August 2002 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like Bobby Conn much, but he/they are harmless. If suddenly he were being fawned over in a dead-serious manner as some underground discovery, marketed with enough financial backing to (at least temporarily) set up Queen, I'd be as disgusted as I am with Fischerspooner. I dislike the Blue Man Group as well. Most of these people should try to work in theater, or, Keep Your Performance Art Out Of My Music.

Chris Ott, Friday, 9 August 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

But wouldn't emo sound better if smeared with yams?

Nicole, Friday, 9 August 2002 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Smeared with yaks would be even better.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 9 August 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

it's true, i'm an idealist

mark s (mark s), Friday, 9 August 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Irony + obscurity = harmless
Irony + fame = worse than Hitler

So it's just a matter of luck, then, no?

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 9 August 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know how someone with no demonstrable understanding of a medium - nor cachet within it - can be ironic about it.

Chris Ott, Friday, 9 August 2002 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

oh look there goes Tom Wolfe's career

The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Friday, 9 August 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't heard much from this band, other than the single "Emerge", which I just downloaded, so I may not be qualified to speak. But it doesn't seem to me that the problem with this band is irony. If they are in fact being ironic, then it seems to be a rather effete and attenuated irony, of the kind that easily passes below my irony radar and doesn't much affect my impression of the band. The problem that I find is that the music is rather bland and nondescript. I like the sound of antique synths as much as the next guy, and I've heard them used in many interesting ways, but I don't think Fischerspooner is using them in interesting ways. I haven't read any of the hype about the band (yes, I live in a cave) so I'm kind of encountering them as a blank slate, but to my ears, there's not much here to get excited about either pro or con.

o. nate, Friday, 9 August 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That David Bowie knows their name is a crime on par with the Holocaust.

Godwin's law! Godwin's law!

Michael Daddino, Friday, 9 August 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Godwin's law = mentioning Bowie automatically loses an argument?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 August 2002 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus: do you like Bowie?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 August 2002 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Fischerspooner are, when you get down to it, an example of a band managing to perfectly seperate image and content, thus (in theory) doubling their appeal. The idea is that, hey, you might be attracted by our skuzzy arty electronica schtick, and you might (if you're the target audience of Dazed and Confused) be attracted by our crazy zany stage shows.


I mean, I like them. They're not as good as they should be, but they're not as bad as you'd think they are. The article fails on all points because it's "Ooooh, it's pop, it's electronica, it's not guitars, we're Pitchfork, run away". Shame really.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 August 2002 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The article fails on all points because it's "Ooooh, it's pop, it's electronica, it's not guitars, we're Pitchfork, run away".

Does it say that? "Along with New Order, Wire remains one of the most capable, innovative bands ever to infuse traditional pop music with synthesized sound." + positive references to Heaven 17 and Human League.

It's anti-image and anti-mainstream certainly (as demonstrated by Ott above), but I'm not sure (for once) it's anti-pop or anti-electronica.

scott pl., Friday, 9 August 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm. I always associate camp with an excess of feeling, not lack of it. Leastways, that was Sontag's definition as far as I recall: something that someone has poured their heart and soul into without knowing how bad it is, and because of that sincerity transcends badness and achieves a kind of cosmically wonderful awfulness (ok, it's a long time since i read it). Although I guess this is more a description of the kind of object that can be "redeemed" by camp appreciation, not a description of the camp sensibility itself.

Fischerspooner seem really annoying to me, anyway. And I've never heard them. Except for the bootleg with Craig David. That's cool.

Ben Williams, Friday, 9 August 2002 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(This annoyance has nothing to do with music. They are a self-described performance art troupe from Williamsburg, therefore they are wankers. It's that simple. Also, they're always talking about how massive they're going to be, and it's obviously not going to happen.)

Ben Williams, Friday, 9 August 2002 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I must say I'm a bit with Scott -- much as I prepared to cringe at knee-jerk kicks at synthesis and fabrication, the review did seem keen on noting that that wasn't the source of the panning. (Heaven 17 = a group your stereotypical nu-indie Pitchfork reader would puke over.) If I have any problem with it, it's that a Pitchfork lead review gets dedicated to tearing down an electro hype but it's not likely that much will ever be said about any of the electroclash records deemed worthy of attention -- which doesn't explicity or intentionally support the blinkers-on mentality but winds up justifying it in a big way. (Weirdly I wanted to head this off months ago by reviewing the Adult comp -- which I think is not only terrific but of the current electrocrop maybe most likely to get at your average Pitchforkista -- but alas, I never finished.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 August 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Which is, I guess, what Tim was originally getting at: panning one and keeping mum invites the syllogism that none of it's worth a look-in. Which is unfortunate. Especially for an "indie" publication: shouldn't the other indie knee-jerk be that the most notable and popular example of any genre is probably the worst one? That hahaha you should dig up some rare German white-label "indie" electroclash?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 August 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

What does it say about the current state of the music press that the most hyped bands of late have all been retreads of styles that peaked decades ago? viz. FischerSpooner, the Strokes, White Stripes. Is this clever po-mo irony, or just a lack of imagination (and on whose part?)?

o. nate, Friday, 9 August 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I hate everybody because I was stuck finishing that one thing earlier today and you had this debate without me and most of you are already in bed or at home away from the computer. HATE HATE HATE. In future all good debates like this are to be brought immediately to my attention so I can have fun. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 August 2002 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

how old is the reviewer? his 'i've heard it all before' act is so retro.

keith, Friday, 9 August 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I read the review and I liked it a lot, esp the first line. And all this 'oh Pitchfork doesn't understand this genre at all and is therefore dismissive etc' posturing is ignoring the fact that this particular writer does, in fact, know this genre of which he speaks inside-out -- what I'm reading in bits here reads like the reverse reaction to one of Ethan's articles.

Also Ben is OTM when he says that any self-decsribed performance collective from Williamsburg is ABSOLUTE RUB and should be avoided at all costs.

maura, Saturday, 10 August 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

What does it say about the current state of the music press that the most hyped bands of late have all been retreads of styles that peaked decades ago? viz. FischerSpooner, the Strokes, White Stripes. Is this clever po-mo irony, or just a lack of imagination (and on whose part?)?

Well, I usually attribute it to a widespread desire to go back to a mythical youth that never existed, one that was 'edgy' and 'daring' and involved a lot of getting-laid that probably didn't happen during the fawner in question's actual youth.

Not that I got much action when I was 16.

maura, Saturday, 10 August 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

if yr second post is right, maura, then this is why all the faff about the "smug evil of irony" is so misleading: this species of retro is about wants and needs which are way too embarrassing to express directly, hence advance masked as a kind of silly shallowness, when really it's species of (at least by the time it's united with its fawners and becomes a thing in the world) unsayable desparation

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 10 August 2002 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"And all this 'oh Pitchfork doesn't understand this genre at all and is therefore dismissive etc' posturing is ignoring the fact that this particular writer does, in fact, know this genre of which he speaks inside-out "

Reading again I suspect you may be right - I initially read the references to Human 17 and 808 State etc. as dismissals in themselves eg. "we hated this the first time, do we have to hear it again?" but no-one else seems to read it that way so I must have gotten it wrong.

I still think this article falls short in a couple of areas. It's all very well to say that New Order and Wire were innovative and Fischerspooner is not, but repetitive kickdrums do not a bad record make. Potentially they can, but potentially they can also be fantastic (cf. Green Velvet, who is miles better than Fischerspooner but working in a not dissimilar area). The discussion of the music could really lead to either a 3/10 or a 9/10, and it's only a) the contention that hype alone can render music awful, or b) the shared belief that repetitive kickdrums are an inherently bad thing, that allows the eventual 3/10 to seem self-evident.

Tim Finney, Saturday, 10 August 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

why are all the threads that relate back to pitchfork inevitably the most interesting ones?

more like this please.

Mark Pytlik (Mark P), Sunday, 11 August 2002 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

On the irony issue, Casey Spooner once told me that he doesn't consider FS ironic or camp because there's a whole bunch of people (gay and straight) for whom irony and camp have become their real, serious culture. In fact, this process is going on all the time. Last year's irony becomes this year's sincerity. It applies not just across time but across space too. What for you is a corny, 'cheesy' joke is for me totally serious and valid -- ie the sound of my Casio.

What I think is remarkable about FS is the abstraction of their lyrics, the personality-lessness of the persona who sings. What's also remarkable about them is their mastery of gesture and editing. If you're in London, check out their film 'Sweetness' in the Curve Gallery at the Barbican.

Discussing FS with Malcolm McLaren in Paris last weekend, we agreed that the great thing about them is that they know we live in a 'karaoke culture' but are not afraid to push karaoke (their live shows are literally choreographed karaoke) so far that it becomes its antithesis, authenticity. Whereas the kind of bands Pitchfork like are seeking authenticity in 'the authentic' (eternal symbol: the electric guitar). Which is, of course, the most boring and irrelevant -- and karaoke -- thing you can do.

Nick Currie, Sunday, 11 August 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"why are all the threads that relate back to pitchfork inevitably the most interesting ones?"

Is this a joke?

thom west (thom w), Monday, 12 August 2002 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"irony and camp have become their real, serious culture."

define "irony", pls.

Also: "not afraid to push karaoke .. so far that it becomes its antithesis, authenticity. "

If the difference between Fischerspooner and 'a Pitchfork band' is that they're looking for "the authentic" in different places (because hey, to Casey Spooner synths and dressing up are "authentic"), then they are both trying to be "authentic" (which may or may not be the least "authentic" thing you can do) and so any judgement has to go beyond image and into the actual quality of the music.

Which is why, as people have said, this isn't a good review. But a review of (guh) 'a Pitchfork band' that said lots of indie kids like this, it has lots of noisy guitars on it, wouldn't be any better.

thom west (thom w), Monday, 12 August 2002 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

'any judgement has to go beyond image and into the actual quality of the music.'

You just defined rockism there, pal! Why on earth should we restrict ourselves to 'the actual quality of the music'? Why exclude charisma, spectacle, choreography, fashion, sex, design, editing, who the band knows, how they incarnate 'the flavour of New York downtown', etc? Exclude these things and you turn any group into a rather uninteresting chord chart.

This skirmish we're having usually happens on the border between rock and pop, but in FS's case (and this is another interesting thing about them) it's simultaneously the border between rock and fine art. In the UK they're a pop group, but in the US they're represented by an art gallery (Deitch Projects).

I agree that FS are weak on the music side, but the way they've skewed things, music is only about 30% of the package. The other 70% (which Wilde would sum up as 'striking poses') they do with a brilliance which blows everyone else away. You really have to see them perform to know this. And you also have to be a certain type of person to love it; an unapologetic 'art fag' (Spooner's description of himself).

Nick Currie, Monday, 12 August 2002 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The problem is though that if FS are "weak on the music side" then why are they releasing CDs as discrete items? Why not produce a DVD at least, or make the music only available in an exhibition or live setting? If you put out a CD and have it on sale in ordinary record shops you can't then turn round and go 'oooh, rockism', when people review it on its own - if FS have got such a monster advance and if FS are their own product then they should be using that advance to shift that product some more.

i.e. Pitchfork are reviewing the CD not the band (except they are reviewing the band).

NB Maura - I'm sure Chris knows his electronic music inside out but his position on the Human League, Wire etc is meaningless when he then dares to diss Frankie Goes To Hollywood!!

Tom (Groke), Monday, 12 August 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

This is weird. In Sweden we've been submerged in this eighties nostalgia thing for the better of a year now. It's Gigolo this and Gigolo that, and now Absolute, the Swedish equivalent to those old "NOW that's what I call music" compilations in the UK, have released "Absolute Synth" with - you guessed it - old "faves" from OMD, Human League, New Order et cetera. Which probably makes it that label's best offering in a million years, but thats's beside the point.

What's not, is that of all the originators and bandwagon jumpers alike in this new wave of, ahem, "electro-clash" (could that be the dumbest label since trip hop), Fischerspooner are top of the crop. #1 was great when it came out a year ago, and it still IS a great album in it's own right, and you certainly don't need to visit som performance in a NY art gallery to enjoy the music.

As for it's originality, no, there isn't much of it in terms of breaking new ground, but as far as I'm concerned, dismissing any band who aren't inventing new music from scratch surely makes you miss out on a lot of good music.

if "irony" bores you then ignore it and listen to the thing straight (which is probably what's intended anyway, deep down: cf daft punk)

Oh god I'd love to be able to do that - but can you teach it, or is it one of those 'JUST DO IT' or 'ask = neverknow' deals?
I suspect sometimes the only way it can be achieved is to be unknowing/ignorant of all the context in which the work is embedded


Like hearing "Emerge" on the dance floor for the first time and not knowing what the fuck hit you. You only know it's a firt-class, throwaway pop song. Yeah, ignorance do sometimes equal strength...

Daniel, Monday, 12 August 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

if FS are "weak on the music side" then why are they releasing CDs as discrete items?

Although I'd advise seeing FS live, I think one of the joys of consuming a 'visual' band (and they're not a million miles from what, in Japan, gets called 'Visual-kei') is the pleasure of *not* seeing them, and hence having to recreate in your head the optimal performance, just knowing, because you've heard it as part of their legend, that they're visually incredible. I certainly 'constructed' Ziggy Stardust in my mind as a kid without ever seeing Bowie performing it / him. So I'd say that, to paraphrase the old saw about radio being better than TV 'because the pictures are better', the Pitchfork reviewer was just getting bad picture reception when he listened to the Fischerspooner album, and should have adjusted his ariel.



CDs are always going to be easier to get / get to than galleries and performance art DVDs. And the picture quality really is better.

Nick Currie, Monday, 12 August 2002 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Why on earth should we restrict ourselves to 'the actual quality of the music'? Why exclude charisma, spectacle, choreography, fashion, sex, design, editing, who the band knows, how they incarnate 'the flavour of New York downtown', etc? Exclude these things and you turn any group into a rather uninteresting chord chart.

Not really. There's obviously a gulf between a chord chart and the actual chunk of *sound* any group fashions for themselves and chooses to release into the wild. There's plenty to attend to within the audio art (we can unpick all those textural choices, or let them flush out a dozen different clues about *who this is*), before we even consider extra-musical attributes ('before' - the one-fifth of a second before we glance at the sleeve).

I'm one of those silly old-fashioned people who reserves judgement on a group until I've 'heard' them 'properly' (though when I do hear FS properly, I may very well have not heard them *appropriately*, and I may have to seek further advice) - unless the chance encounter is so thrilling/repulsive I'm convinced instantly. As I was saying to Malcolm Macdonald in Homebase last weekend.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Going back a bit:

Godwins Law = whoever first mentions the Nazis automatically loses the debate. Unless you're having a debate about the rise of the Far Right or something. I have no idea who or what Godwin is or was, though.

I have no thoughts on Fischerspooner whatsoever.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Thinking about this more...



Irony and camp are two different things. Fischerspooner are not ironic. And Noel Coward and Oscar Wilde were not camp.

Ben Williams, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

John Waters, on the other hand, is camp. And Miss Kitten is ironic (I think--not really all that up on this nouveau 80s shit).

Ben Williams, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Fischerspooner are about the music, fuck the costumes, fuck the art, fuck the live shows, fuck everyone else making electro, fuck all the 80s references, fuck all the fans saying the visuals are an essential part, #1 is appropriately titled because it's the number of good non mix albums there have been this year. (well ok the Streets, FC Kahuna, and X-Press 2 aswell maybe). Emerge is perfect.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 August 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know if it makes much difference to people who think that music stands outside of time and fashion, but #1 -- the same album which gets Pitchfork in a lather and sparks 'the great Fischerspooner debate of 2002' -- is photographed on the Momus website, mixed, packed and packaged, way back in April 2000.



Now call me smug, but in my world this record was the great debate of early 2000. Anybody want to know about the big smoke of 2004?

Nick Currie, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Human League, 808 State and Heaven 17 records, arranged by amateurs exploring their self-obsessed, nerdy sexuality that'll be Soft Cell then?

Sandy Blair, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is being wildly early any hipper than being late. You're so out of touch.

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 14 August 2002 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus that's fantastic, but I'd be more impressed if you said something interesting about it.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 August 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom, I was in no way "dissing" Frankie Goes To Hollywood - I was indicating my disgust that Fischerspooner would so shamelessly ape their attitude and over-it schtick (which was genius in 1986).

Chris Ott, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

that'll be Soft Cell then?

Hopefully you're not saying that as a bad thing. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 August 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

why wd i call you smug NOW when that was being done as early as [insert date here]

sorry i just couldn't resist (mark s), Wednesday, 14 August 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Id love to read through this all, but I don't have time.

I have no idea who or what Godwin is or was, though.
I wish I could dig it up but its an old usenet reference/addage if Im not mistaken, I'll return to this one later.

cow, infinite, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(hah checking up @ Google's usenet archives - Mike Godwin formalises Godwin's Law

Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 15 August 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Thats it, take the fun out of my mornings why don't ya. Which is good, more time to savour this amazing muffin.

cow, infinite, Thursday, 15 August 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

If you put out a CD and have it on sale in ordinary record shops you can't then turn round and go 'oooh, rockism', when people review it on its own

I like this.

DeRayMi, Thursday, 15 August 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DeRayMi and Tom, as I see it your point is 'it's about the music, man'. Which, when discussing Kylie or Fischerspooner, is simply not a relevant measure of greatness. And if we can see 'it's about the music, man' as Pitchfork's 'pur(e)view', this just brings us back to Tim's initial point:

I am thoroughly sick of cursory glances at genres outside their purview designed solely to reaffirm their blinkers. Why bother?

'Blinkered' seems a good term for anyone willing to use their ears to judge a pop( or avant pop) product, but unwilling to use their eyes.

Nick Currie, Friday, 16 August 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

And which parts of their brain do you think they should use?

Ray M (rdmanston), Friday, 16 August 2002 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Best thread so far on nu-ILx.

I come close to a lot of Ben's and Momus's and Mark's attitudes, but I think that the words "rockism" and "pomo" and "irony" and "intentionalist" have become even worse barriers to thought than the much-maligned "influence" - they're lazy substitutes for thinking through what you mean. "Rockism" is a word that should have been strangled at birth. "Intentionalist"'s parents should have been strangled at birth, though perhaps not until having been subjected to the lit end of cigarettes. "Pomo" maybe once had value in reference to phenomena that had actually derived from yet broken with high modernism, but the word has now been twisted and mulched beyond all utility.

"Irony" was until recently a perfectly good word, and deserves to be rescued, if there's still the chance to do so. Irony is a rhetorical device, just as metaphor is a rhetorical device. It can be used to convey attitudes, but it is not itself an attitude. It is not related one way or another to insincerity. If the attitude that you convey isn't your own - no matter how you convey it - then you're being insincere. If it is yours, then you're being sincere.

To elaborate, the dictionary definition of "irony" says "the use of words to convey the opposite of their literal meaning," though that hardly captures it. By extension, irony has come to also mean "incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs," so it's ironic that the behavior that Nixon used to try to defeat his enemies provided those enemies with the ammunition to finally defeat him.

Anyway, irony can be used in a lot of ways: just for fun, as the scenic route, to revel in the joy of language, to abuse someone (e.g., sarcasm), to establish a bond with the reader at the expense of one of your characters (Jane Austen: "Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Mrs. Bennet got rid of her two most deserving daughters"), to establish a bond with one person while excluding another (in Pride and Prejudice Mr. Bennet is continually using irony to communicate with his favorite daughter Elizabeth while confusing and excluding his wife, whom he detests), to establish a bond with some readers at the expense of others, to quickly convey multiple or ambivalent attitudes, to have your cake and eat it too, and so forth. The most interesting use of irony ever was by the Rolling Stones (dept. of both having and eating one's cake) in "Heart of Stone," "Under My Thumb," "Lady Jane," "Back Street Girl," "Street Fighting Man," "Midnight Rambler," "Brown Sugar," where ("Heart of Stone") the music says he's strong, the words say he's weak, but the music still says he's strong, his "irony" tells us that he's not the narrator, the performance says he is. Or ("Back Street Girl") the music says he's in love, the words say it's a business arrangement, but the music says nonetheless he's in love, the words say it's fiction, the performance says it's Jagger.

I think that people are confusing "irony" with the visual or musical equivalents of quotation marks, another perfectly good rhetorical device. Quotation marks are used not to convey something opposite to what you're literally saying, but to convey the fact that you're somewhat at odds with the words (or sounds or pictures) that you're using. And of course this can be simple bad faith, your not willing to commit to what you should be committing to (I think this is one of Chris's complaints about Fischerspooner). But more often it's due to feeling either that you don't have the right to the language that you're using, or that, though the language is the only one available to you, it's not adequate to what you're trying to say, and you're at odds with some of its implications. Robert Warshow: "I have seen a great many very bad movies, and I know when a movie is bad, but I have rarely been bored at the movies; and when I have been bored, it has usually been at a 'good' movie." Interesting use of quotation marks here, since the inverted commas around "good" subvert his contention that he knows when a movie is bad, or for that matter when it's good (given that maybe bad movies are good or at least have something the lack of which renders some "good" movies bad), and that maybe "good movie" is a category that he doesn't quite buy into (even if "good" is a value judgment that he finds indispensable).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 August 2002 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and "authenticity" is a word that needs to go on a long vacation. The adjective form - "authentic" - is fine, since, being an adjective, it needs to modify something, hence cues the writer to actually connect the word to an entity or event. But the poor noun form - "authenticity" - has been wandering in a daze for so long, untethered to sense, that the only thing we can do for it is take it gently by the arm, lead it to an airplane, and send it to Bali, where it can relax on the beach, undistracted, for a decade or so.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 August 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus, my friend Bill Routt reminds me of this quote from Meltzer that I think you'd like a lot:

"Dancing? You should have been dancing with your mind all along - and not even just dancing to the danceable; that was always the transcendental prerequisite to the bodily anyway; now it's time to be an athlete of the transcendental only. And genitals are easily trans-physical, so you don't even have to abandon them." (The Aesthetics of Rock p.234)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 August 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

DeRayMi and Tom, as I see it your point is 'it's about the music, man'. Which, when discussing Kylie or Fischerspooner, is simply not a relevant measure of greatness.

But Tom made a very specific point here, which is that if the total package is really what matters, what are you doing releasing just a CD by itself? Or at the very least: if you do that, don't be surprised or complain when someone gives it a bad review. I'm someone who happens (thanks to a friend) to have heard several Kylie CDs without having ever seen a video or live performance of hers. On the basis of the music alone, I got rid of about four or five CDs, and kept one remix collection which I marginally liked. (I'm still kicking myself for missing a chance to pick up her infamous nude video for free.)

But I will grant you that if you wanted to seriously consider her on her own terms, you should seek out the total experience. I will also grant that someone who has had that exposure may get more out of it. Although that isn't always the case. For instance, I saw Psychic TV perform in New York with Bachir Attar at the Pryamid. Great show. This concert was released on CD and as a CD it did nothing for me. No Genesis holding sticks of incense, no immersive sound experience, etc.

DeRayMi, Saturday, 17 August 2002 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

First couple lines should have been italixixed, obviously.

DeRayMi, Saturday, 17 August 2002 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw Psychic TV

The only band I've ever seen, judging by my postings.

DeRayMi, Saturday, 17 August 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Exactly. My point isn't "it's all about the music", it's that Fischerspooner's lack of imagination re. physical product - putting out (yawn) a CD - makes it more 'about the music' than they might have intended, so no surprises when people don't see them in their best light. Your first point, Nick, about the punter then using their imagination to create their own marvellous Fischerspooner show, is all well and good but that technique can be used for ANY music surely?? Why can't I imagine Toploader having exactly the same incredible visuals as FS?

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 17 August 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i agree tom, but on the other hand, all music isn't just *about the music* is it? with any music, there is more going on, whether the listener likes it or not, so Fischerspooner are not really any different from Stereophonics in that case (who also project an image/ethos, albeit perhaps more subconsciously/oxymoronically). when we listen to a cd we do not just hear sounds, but context*, and our anticipation and expectation.

i have a feeling myself and DeRayMi are going to have a previous conversation again here;)

gareth (gareth), Saturday, 17 August 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

gareth, I think I have come around to seeing that I am more interested in context than I was owning up to.

However, I think that some context is going to be a lot more relevant than other context. I almost got the sense from things you said on that other thread that you don't want to even acknowledge that it's possible to distinguish between purely musical qualities and everything else, but maybe I misunderstand you.

Incidentally, you might want to look at my religious sound thread to see me wrestling with context.

DeRayMi, Saturday, 17 August 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

The more I've thought about this, the more I've decided Pitchfork simply shouldn't have reviewed the record. Pitchfork readers don't seem to have been very interested in electro in general, leave alone electro that runs violently against your average indie notions of "authenticity," etc. -- surely there's not much point in telling your audience they won't much like something they weren't interested in in the first place. I'm still trying to work out how this connects to the "indie guilt" discussion -- despite criticisms there of indie for "cherry-picking" other genres for the most indie-friendly stuff, surely it'd be the best policy if Pitchfork only hopped outside of their usual purview to say "by the way, there's a [non-indie] record you guys would probably like." Whereas knocking an electro record carries this implication that Pitchfork normally covers electro, which it obviously doesn't.

And I'm with Tom: if you want a reviewer to take into account your performance, you should stick concert passes in with your promos. No one would expect a reviewer of the Blue Man Group record to talk about whether the show is good -- the question is whether you'd want the record as well. Where I start to disagree with him is that the reviewer does take into account Fischerspooner's whole performance agenda, a little, only he uses it as a stick to beat them with -- sort of implying, in spots, that it's bits of their "performative" agenda that keep him from liking the music itself. (Which is also fair, to a certain extent.)

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 17 August 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know how or when the stereotype that Pitchfork caters only to "indie guitar swing" (to borrow a phrase from Thurston Moore) got started. Take a look through their archives and you'll find any number of pure electronic releases reviewed. Mark Richard-San has written 15 resonant frequency articles, half of which deal with electronic music in one way or another. When I first wrote for the site in 2000, I reviewed Warp acts, DJ Spooky - look at the recent reviews column as it stands right now and you'll see writeups of Aphex Twin, Autechre, Avalanches, Björk, Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Books, Cornelius, DJ Shadow, El-P, Fischerspooner, Kid606, Moby, Múm, N.E.R.D., Prefuse 73, RJD2 and John Zorn.

In my view, Pitchfork has covered a wide variety of bands, but they don't write up every CD-R of clicks and cuts you can find in Neals Yard. That there's more money and exposure behind guitar-based music isn't their fault - I've never blamed them for the state of music, anyway.

And "Nabsico", yes, I wrote earlier in this thread that: "Most of these people should try to work in theater, or, Keep Your Performance Art Out Of My Music."

Chris Ott, Saturday, 17 August 2002 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Aphex Twin, Autechre, Avalanches, Björk, Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Books, Cornelius, DJ Shadow, El-P, Fischerspooner, Kid606, Moby, Múm, N.E.R.D., Prefuse 73, RJD2 and John Zorn.

Putting this as gently as possible -- this is exactly the type of list of records that a stereotypical electronic music fan who never goes out and stays at home and nods his or her head to gently while filing them away next to the new Jade Tree and Drag City releases would own. I ought to know, pretty much. ;-)

Point is, that's a list of limited context. Yes, there's awareness -- but when someone like Tim Finney can talk about all that, as he has to one extent or another, and talk about chart-pop and hip-hop and garage and all sorts of things beyond this new incipient approved canon, and does so with the flexibility and fluidity of a truly open listener and writer, then that makes the collective work of Pitchfork seem so obvious in comparison.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 August 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, putting this as gently as possible, Minotaur Shock and Four Tet aren't going to be around much longer. These musicians that never go out and blithely unload their self-fascination (look what *this* button does!) on us (and yes, I'm in this category myself) are not particularly exciting on a popular level - they're nothing to be debated on those terms, in any case. Neither is Low, but certainly Pitchfork reviews based on a level of exposure most of the "underground" click-and-cut bands could never attain. Sure, I liked the French Paddleboat disc, but I don't think the thousands of people that visit Pitchfork every day need to a) know about it and b) if they already own it, would care what I think. Underground music, at this stage in pop's evolution, is so willfully obscure that it has not only chiseled out its own niche, it's locked itself inside. Underground "electronic" music doesn't want or need Pitchfork's attention, nor would it profit from it. But they should have written up Freelance Hellraiser, I'll give you that. Maybe I *should* go out more... ;)

Chris Ott, Sunday, 18 August 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Pitchfork has covered more obscure electronic music than that list (and Zorn shouldn't be on it in this context), but those reviews don't get read as much as the Autechre ones. And does anyone but other music writers care about what kind of music gets coverage at Pitchfork? My guess is that Chris got more props than hate-mail for that review.

In other news, Rolling Stone gives Interpol full-length 3 stars today. Shocking, because 1) they run this before Pitchork, and 2) give only 3 stars to a record that by all accounts they have little business covering, right?

dleone (dleone), Sunday, 18 August 2002 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Underground "electronic" music doesn't want or need Pitchfork's attention, nor would it profit from it.

So it's too indie for Pitchfork? I would think dance music, in it's various forms, out sells the current crop of post-warp idm acts.

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 18 August 2002 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh, you are full of shit. If you'd like to present me with a survey you've done of Pitchfork readers and the music they are interested in, I'd readily devour it. In its absence, I favor your earlier comments on this thread about Adult and its relative likelihood to appeal to the Pitchfork 'audience,' no matter how stereotyped that distinction is -- especially on ILM where Nicole's 'shockah' dismissal reads as disappointingly predictable as the rockism ever-so maligned here.



Erecting boundaries under which Pitchfork 'should have' reviewed an album moves against the hopes expressed in so many previous posts about Pitchfork on ILM, and overlooks the fact that the people who review records for the Fork are just as variable as those on Freaky Trigger. Paul Cooper may have given a fairly poor rating to Felix' "Kittenz and Thee Glitz," but rest assured I would have rated it higher despite its admittedly dull gloss. On the opposite, the 7.0 out of 10 rating for the "This is Tech-Pop" compilation was warranted -- there are some terrible songs on there, as well as the classics like "Rippin Kittin."

Dare, Sunday, 18 August 2002 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

bnw: I'm saying that remaining underground is almost a pretension at this point. "Underground" musicians (digital and analog) either crave this supposed integrity of being jealously traded by insecure music fans - as always desperate to validate themselves via their collection of this week's ins-and-outs - or are not consistently good enough to take it any farther than their fans' carefully pruned stacks.

Indie curiosities can sell thousands of copies now, so yeah, many of these artists don't need to bother playing the media games, but should they be lauded simply for ducking the bright lights - The Warhol Defense?

Chris Ott, Sunday, 18 August 2002 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Pitchfork readers hear of fischerspooner? They want to know of they will like it. The review is probably useful for that sort of thing. But then, I don't know if I will like Fischerspooner. It seems to be set as a big thing for the stuff/maxim crowd.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 18 August 2002 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course a "eutopian" music industry where all good bands get signed, no manufactured acts and everybody writes and plays their own music is achievable. Did i ever say it was or thats what i or anyone else wanted.

Also the stuff/maxim crowd etc can think what they want, but Emerge has been ripping it up in scummy techno holes for fucking months so sorry folks the ship has sailed.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, CROSS BOARD POSTING NIGHTMARE, the first paragraph there is something someone else said to me, the second line is what I added to what I thought was a massive post I had here earlier.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Aphex Twin, Autechre, Avalanches, Björk, Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Books, Cornelius, DJ Shadow, El-P, Fischerspooner, Kid606, Moby, Múm, N.E.R.D., Prefuse 73, RJD2 and John Zorn.

Oh well why didn't you say! It's great to see dance music so well represented, even if Cream is closing down eh? Jesus......

I mean it's all very well to name albums, but look at some of the reviews from the past! Basement Jaxx last time for example, criticising the lyrics! I mean what in the hell is this twerp doing reviewing a Basement Jaxx album, the lyrics my fucking ass. There is a distinct impression in my mind that you get these fucking smart asses asking to review albums or at least agreeing to do so with the express purpose of slating an artist from a genre they see as inferior, by whatever means they see fit. I mean, talk about a fucking cop out, either write about something you love or something you have something interesting to say about or don't fucking bother. Whoever wrote that Basement Jaxx review needed some punishment, how ignorant of the basic principles of the type of music he was reviewing was he. Ridiculous.

As regards Fischerspooner, I think it's slightly stupid Momus telling us all that to enjoy them on a musical level is somehow worse. But then that's cos I fail to see the distinction between a well known pretentious tosser saying "you have to see this band before you make a judgement" here and some fucking 14 year old Stereophonics fan doing it on BBC Teletext's music pages, funny that!!!!!!

And let me just add again, there's nothing trendy about Fischerspooner, I think you need to stick something else up on your website for 2 years before we plebs discover it again, it's about one year and 9 months before I bang pills to Where's the Cheese at with my spotty bejewelled mates, I can't wait to throw some cans of lager around to that retro (not retro) stroke of genius.


techno, come on that's soooooo 93 Guess who!

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

*you have to see this band live

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

haha

I have the same objections to this disc that I had to Kool Keith's Sex Style-- even though the rhymes were tight, and the production spoke for itself, the tastelessness of Keith's lyrics seemed to overshadow the record's finer points. By the same token, a few fatal flaws eclipse all of Rooty's abundant qualities. Basement Jaxx have taken kitsch a few steps too far. They may be in on the joke, but this shit is no laughing matter.

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

TECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNO

pitchfork = heck no

(hey ronan, limits man, limits)

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I loved that question so much, I want the interview badly after I read your quote from it, I used that joke at the weekend too when 2unlimited came up for some reason in conversation.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)


it's probably not nearly as funny as i remember it, but i'm dying to read it again too. i've got a stash of old qs in mum's basement - i'll have a peek when i visit next weekend

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

it's probably not nearly as funny as i remember it, but i'm dying to read it again too.

Almost certainly Morris from the R1 show in '94 - as I think was suggested on the other thread. The Douglas Bader exchange is just... painful. I wonder if I've got it on tape somewhere...?

Michael Jones, Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, YES!

the wayne carr vs 2 unlimited interview is split into three parts. you'll want mp3s #4, #7 and #10 then

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No no "do you ever think, come on man! limits!" was right up my alley, humour wise, I'm the type of person who doesn't laugh even at things I think are funny, outside of conversations at least, but I laughed at that.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

(in case people are wondering what we're talking about)

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

oh my fecking god this is piss-your-pants funny. im losing it

why dont i listen to more chris morris?

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 18 August 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"Underground" musicians (digital and analog) either crave this supposed integrity of being jealously traded by insecure music fans - as always desperate to validate themselves via their collection of this week's ins-and-outs - or are not consistently good enough to take it any farther than their fans' carefully pruned stacks.

Popular = mark of quality? Yeah, right.

What's the Warhol Defense? How was he obscure? He was certainly the most famous artist of the late 20th Century, as much a "media spectacle" as an artist, esp. in his later years (when he was just doing commissioned portraits of the very wealthy).

hstencil, Sunday, 18 August 2002 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

He was certainly the most famous artist of the late 20th Century

leroy neiman to thread.

Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://physics.weber.edu/planet/Images/nimoy.jpg

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 18 August 2002 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Charming dude, big-ass smile and ceratinly way less creepy than the bulimic Warhol. Though i dont know who he is

Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 18 August 2002 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

thinking about spock hanging around the playboy mansion makes me happy.

Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

no matter how stereotyped that distinction is -- especially on ILM where Nicole's 'shockah' dismissal reads as disappointingly predictable as the rockism ever-so maligned here.

the 'rockism ever-so maligned here' (use other words, please) is looked down upon by ILM readers because it is the act of listening to music with a giant set of blinders on. occasionally a good review does surface on Pitchfork, this is true, but it is still by and large a place where skinny ameri-indie rock gets the most coverage (not to mention a critical free pass). unlike 'r*ckism', this is not an opinion born out of ignorance: every time one of these discussions pops up on ILX, i end up reading five or six reviews on Pfork and am continually disgusted by the low quality of the writing and the prevailing critical stances espoused. there is good writing, but i point you towards this Fischerspooner review, as well as the Weezer green album review and the Yankee Hotel Foxtrot review, all of which made me close my browser in disgust. ronan is OTM when he says either review records you love or have something interesting to say about, or go away. saying 'guess what kids: this burgeoning electroclash scene (or whatever), which actually gets played on dance-floors rather than in bedrooms like Boards of Canada, is not worth getting because it has bland, recycled song structures.' meanwhile the fucking Mars Volta EP gets 7 out of 10 when it should have got spat upon and tossed back down the toilet from whence it came (ie the loathsome At The Drive In)? i listen to lots of the rock records Pfork covers, but I don't usually read Pfork because if I wanted criticism that borders on not being criticism at all, i'd be reading CMJ. i'm not unwilling to be proved wrong, but i see no indications that it will change.

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

going back to an earlier comment ... i have to say that it is a bit ridiculous to deem actual dance records unsuitable review material for Pitchfork precisely because they're not big obvious indie crossover hits (a la Boards of Canada, AFX, kid606, Shadow et al) and, god forbid, don't need to appeal to that scene. wouldn't that make the implied Pitchfork readership another community 'locked' inside its own niche with a barrel of 'important' records that generally only share some thread of pretention or self-importance (or at least 'seriousness') but don't actually have any other unifying musical or artistic qualities? ain't that a lousy reason to be exclusive?

also, i think Paul Cooper is right on about Dieselboy in his 6ixth Session review.

ryan, Monday, 19 August 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

ryan I think the idea is supposed to be something like: yes, that is a lousy reason, but it seems to be the operative one.

Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Again, Dave M., assumptions. Nowhere did the Pitchfork review say that electroclash was worthless. If that's the assumption you've drawn from a dismissive review of one Fischerspooner record, you've certainly got an indie bug aggravating your bonnet. If you've read the review, Ott's position was that #1 wasn't worth getting all excited about because it wasn't doing anything interesting with the styles the album is influenced by. Whether or not you agree with that, it's a valid position to take -- especially in the light of some other terrible dance albums released recently (Rinocerose comes to mind). Unless you're of the opinion that all music can be appreciated and enjoyed after repeated exposure ... a position which tends to mistake preferences for 'blinders.'

Suggesting that a record is all hype and no substance is, to me, interesting. Likewise, I fail to see how the review for 'Yankee Hotel Foxtrot' wasn't about a record that was much-loved. I was always under the impression that Pitchfork gets shit on for -not- giving free passes to albums just because they are from a favored band -- hence Sonic Youth's 0.0 rating, etc.

But I wouldn't want this discussion to degenerate into a catch-all Pfork-criticism vs. passioned defense food-fight. Allow me to just register my disappointment with Ronan's pat assumptions on all these threads about dancefloor music. OH MY GOD THEY PAID ATTENTION TO THE LYRICS!!! Obviously, lyrical content shouldn't be the sole (or even main) standpoint by which a dance record is considered, but suggesting that somehow the words are categorically not worth attention is ridiculous. It's the same way with hip-hop, or anything else -- you can say 'oh, well I don't pay attention to the lyrics,' but they're still there!
Sometimes when you're on the dancefloor the vocals might fly under your critical radar, but there are other times when they can distract or even annoy you. My own personal example might seem a bit melodramatic, but I have trouble dancing to certain songs like Midnight Oil's "Beds are Burning" or Siouxsie's "Peek-a-Boo." Granted, these might not be the best examples in that they're both 'rock' or 'pop' songs that are also danceable, but the same standards hold true for Basement Jaxx or whatever else. Dance music isn't this simplified equation in which you can't have overlap between body-moving and thought-thinking ("How can we dance while .. "), but likewise that's the exact case for not condescending into one-dimensional ideas of reception -- a reductionism that imagines the music mechanically, only designed to get your ass moving.

Dare, Monday, 19 August 2002 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't been on a dancefloor since my junior year in high school and I have absolutely positively no problem whatsoever with the lyrics on Rooty. I don't think the lyrics are off-limits when reviewing the record, but Pitchfork's reviews of that thing have seemed to me in the past to just use the lyrics as an easy target - something funny to talk about since they never planned on trying to like the record.

Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

... reviews of that SORT of thing...

and I haven't been reading this thread carefully, so I'm not really talking about anyone or anything in particular.

Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Dare the point isn't that the lyrics shouldn't be a reference point but I think it's fair to say that lyrics in dance music (or any genre) aren't the sole thing to look at when reviewing a record. The point about dance music lyrics (less so than any other genre) is that the better the music gets, the less relevent they become. So sure pay attention to them, but to use them as the stick to beat a whole album with, particularly Rooty, is just someone who's obviously not even vaguely into the genre just using whatever's handy to beat it with. It's the equivalent of me reviewing some Pitchfork favourite and saying "OH BUT IT'S ALL SO DEPRESSING, LIGHTEN UP GUYS!!!!!".

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 August 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe my rant was rather angry, I could have just said it betrayed a massive misunderstanding of the album, the artist, it's audience, the genre, and been done with it.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 August 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I could have just said it betrayed a massive misunderstanding of the album, the artist, it's audience, the genre, and been done with it.

Please, explain all four of these things to me Ronan. What's "the genre", first of all - this is great - what, "electro" or "electroclash" is a self-created genre, free from comparison to the early 80s sticky-up hair bands they photocopy? I'm at a loss.

Chris Ott, Monday, 19 August 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Nowhere did the Pitchfork review say that electroclash was worthless.


Phoah! Well, let's see. Of all the records mentioned in various ILX electroclash discussions, how many have Pfork reviewed? Riiight. So the percentage of electroclash records Pfork likes would be a bit fat zero? Riiight.

Whether or not you agree with that, it's a valid position to take -- especially in the light of some other terrible dance albums released recently (Rinocerose comes to mind).


i would hope that the validity of a position like 'there are lots of shit dance albums out, so it's ok if we give them bad reviews and don't bother reviewing the good ones' is obvious to all and sundry, yourself included.

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"Please, explain all four of these things to me Ronan. What's "the genre", first of all - this is great - what, "electro" or "electroclash" is a self-created genre, free from comparison to the early 80s sticky-up hair bands they photocopy? I'm at a loss."

You're half-right Chris, but viewing a genre merely through the spectrum of another (even if they are inextricably linked) can never lead to anything other than a blanket assessment of that genre. Go ahead and do it, by all means, but the "Fischerspooner are not as good as New Order" approach is a weak argument EVEN THOUGH IT IS CORRECT.

(I've come around to no longer disliking your review though - but I still think that if you're so eager to point out what the band do wrong you could spare a thought for what the band might do right. That they're not and cannot be New Order and Wire is not an astounding explanation, and it leads to the suspicion that you dislike the entire genre on principle).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 19 August 2002 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

My comment was in response to dare about Basement Jaxx, you could at least do me the favour of reading my posts, as I think this was quite obvious.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 August 2002 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

That they're not and cannot be New Order and Wire is not an astounding explanation, and it leads to the suspicion that you dislike the entire genre on principle

They cover Wire. I am taking them to task for presuming they have the talent and/or right to even listen to Wire records. I mention New Order because Fischerspooner have repeatedly claimed people aren't doing enough with electronics in the studio today. This still makes me laugh.

I realize you were mostly offended with Brent's (was it Brent?) review of Basement Jaxx, and I mean...I think that review puts forth a facade of "We're so over this" that's too cynical, even for me. I don't speak for Pitchfork, but I thought the idea that they could drop a review that presumptuous and cocky about a genre (techno pop) they pay little attention. When the punk and/or "art" pretensions of IDM and Electroclash come in, I think PFork is well within their scope to review it, but they don't seem to take seriously or follow the pop side that Roni Size / Daft Punk / Fatboy Slim have found the most success with.

Chris Ott, Monday, 19 August 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I am taking them to task for presuming they have the talent and/or right to even listen to Wire records.

I'm sure Colin Newman will thank you for your chilvary.

hstencil, Monday, 19 August 2002 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

the fact that the phrase "techno pop" was dropped and midnight oil was brought up in a discussion of dance (not dance) continues to reaffirm every prejudice i hold about pfork. so, uh, cheers.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Jess, thrill me with your acumen...

Chris Ott, Monday, 19 August 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

As I say, I felt almost certain after reading the Jaxx review that whoever (I forget too) had a bee in their bonnet, possibly after the sort of hype Basement Jaxx get in some quarters and decided to try and tear the album apart. If this wasn't bad enough they did a really lame job and showed themselves up as really ignorant at the same time. I don't know how Pitchfork works, but surely the album ending up in whoever's hands is ridiculous in the first place. But I also have the impression that this type of review is totally condoned and who knows, maybe even promoted.

That's the thing aswell, as you say when there's some pretention involved it seems ok to give the thing a fair review even, or a fairer one. However musically Fischerspooner aren't greatly pretentious, I mean if they stuck a fucking ape on the cover of #1 and kept their mouths shut we'd either have no review on Pitchfork, or one complaining about god knows what fundamental aspect of electro.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa, whoa, Dare, what'd I say up there? I'm not claiming to have some demographic run-down of Pitchfork readers, but good common sense and the 20-30 I've run across in my personal life would seem to indicate that they like indie. None of the ones I've met have been much interested in electro, even in Manhattan; the mailbag doesn't exactly buzz with commentary when an electro record gets reviewed; and while I don't look in on the Pitchfork board too often, my few visits there didn't reveal much conversation about electro. I don't see why it should count as some offensive generalization to say that Pitchfork readers like a lot of indie, and haven't shown an amazing amount of interest in electro yet; maybe stuff like Sonic Youth having Magas open for them in Chicago will change that, but I don't see it happening yet.

My only point was that when you run two or three perfectly spot-on, entirely-justified trashings of electro records but never find one to praise or champion, you're essentially saying that (a) "yes, we've been keeping up with the electro scene" and then (b) "no, we haven't found anything good in it quite yet." I don't think that's true of Pitchfork, so it strikes me as a disservice to readers to approach things that way, even if the albums in question actually do suck: why not, umm, tell readers about electro records that don't suck? (Is there any possible answer to that apart from the completely untrue "because there aren't any?")

I also think we need to stop thinking of it as some sort of criticism to say that Pitchfork is basically an indie review, with a good amount of expansion out into IDM and occasional looks elsewhere. I mean, that's fucking okay: unless you can run fifty reviews a day, you sort of have to pick an area and stick to it. Pitchfork does a good job of hovering around Magnet's territory and extending a hand toward URB's, which is well and good and wonderful so long as Pitchfork, like, remembers that.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(also it comes up with the worst reasons for hating Fischerspooner imaginable - USE OTHER THOUGHTS PLEASE!)

Tim - could you give an example of what kind of thing you would have preferred?
I actually liked the FS album, but in terms of going 'beyond' that and into the realms of what FS 'mean' as an art/entertainment system, I find the Pitchfork review and reasons, er, reasonable. I think I'll only like them less and less the more I encounter all the extra dimensions. So what 'other thoughts' did you have in mind over and above what they sound like and all the cultural stuff ?

Ray M (rdmanston), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Also it seems dumb to pretend that Pitchfork doesn't have a number of recognizable stylistic and thought-process tics that run across a lot of the writers. E.g.: due to whatever complications or miscommunications, Ryan got two Interpol reviews, from me and Eric Carr. He's run Eric's today, which is admittedly the better and smoother-reading of the two reviews. But Eric, in ultimate Pitchfork fashion, begins with this whole disclaimer about how yes, Interpol are from New York and have gotten a little hype but but but they earned it, man -- insert joke about the fucking Strokes having expensive clothes right here -- etc. etc., stuff it never would have occurred to me to write but reads on screen as exactly the sort of thing I expect a Pitchfork review to open with. It's a discussion not of whether the record is good but whether, in today's scene, it's going to be "cool" and credible or lame and banal and sell-outy to like the record, and Pitchfork reviews do tend to approach things that way an awful lot.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course there is a Pitchfork style, Nitsuh, and having been edited by Ryan, you should probably already be familiar with this. This is not to say we all have to write the same thing, but it's naive to think there isn't some part of this style expected in those reviews (if not from the editor, then certainly from the readers -- hey it's an institution, man, since 1995!). I mean, I can't write dry critiques of Kylie every day, can I?

That said, what did you rate the Interpol record?

dleone (dleone), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

If anyone is running a book on when I'll pop up in this thread and meantion either Akufen or the Craig Armstrong review, can you put me down for a fiver for Thursday morning?

sandy blair, Monday, 19 August 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Akufen

I look forward to your comments. Seriously...don't wait 'til Thursday, though! And don't pull any punches -- if you think I came across as an idiot just say so.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't rate the Interpol record, cuz Ryan wasn't running my review. And yeah, I'm neither expressing surprise nor annoyance that there's a "Pitchfork style" -- there should be a Pitchfork style! -- just pointing out that a few of its tics are going to get (rightly) criticized now and then, so it's maybe not effective for the writers to get all beleaguered and underdoggy defending themselves on ILM. Even when ILM's knee-jerk anti-Pitchforkism is just as strong as the Pitchfork knee-jerks it's meant to criticize.

It was just a really clear example this morning, to look at the front page and say "Ooo, I've been waiting to see what Eric would have to say about Interpol" -- followed by "Oh, how Pitchfork, we have to talk about whether their marketing budget and label affiliations are acceptably indie." Cause boy, wouldn't that be embarrassing if you liked them but then normal kids started liking them too.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

chris, what would the point be? responding to yr critics in print is gauche, anyway. in fairness, i thought the first two lines of the review were brilliant and agreed with the basic gist of it (fischerspooner = suck...hah, i was much meaner to them in my little piss rant on my blog anyway!). but if you insist:

This sort of fey posturing has as little place in music today as it did in 1975: bryan ferry, sparks, the dolls, and oh for good measure, eno to thread.

Shades of Kraftwerk appear in the refrain, "You don't need to/ Emerge from nothing," and genuinely make me question my relationship with pop music.: are we ever given any idea of what this relationship is? other than the sort of vague, old man griping i could read in dozens (if not hundreds) of publications, print and e.

The band's attitude, full of snorts and disdain, is pure Frankie Goes to Hollywood.: how are we supposed to discern from this anything other than that snorts and disdain = bad (ironic), and therefore frankie = bad?

A more cynical recycling of pop music and punk rock history is impossible;: USE OTHER THOUGHTS PLEASE.

Along with New Order, Wire remains one of the most capable, innovative bands ever to infuse traditional pop music with synthesized sound. On 154, Chairs Missing and even their lackluster later work (see "The Finest Drops" and "A Serious of Snakes"), Wire were transcendent, combining an astute appreciation of grandeur and the ridiculous. Their decades-old masterpieces are creatively deafening in comparison to the dull, digital thuds so carelessly looped on #1.: this SAYS NOTHING. they were "transcendent." they were "capable" and "innovative." (capable, eh? should we have thrown in "workmanlike" too?) the closest this para actually comes to saying anthing is "combining an astute" (blah) "appreciation of grandeur" (what kind?) "and the ridiculous" (ditto.)

In interviews, Fischerspooner arrogantly blather on about people "not realizing the potential of technology" or "not taking it far enough." New Order and Wire changed the musical landscape forever with a fraction of the technology. A band as revelatory as My Bloody Valentine understood this and more:

a brief list of bands/artists who have released technologically forward thinking records and used electronics in a live setting IN THE LAST DECADE:

- matt herbert
- bjork
- matmos
- the evan parker electro acoustic ensemble
- mimeo
- todd edwards
- richie hawtin

perhaps in trying to disassemble and prove FS's oversimplifications (i'd hesitate to call them "lies" because the only malice of forethought was from a promotional standpoint), the best way might not be to talk about bands who's last releases are over a decade old now.

it seems to me that art ought to do something more than mock itself.: why? i suspect i'd agree with you, if i was given any indication as to why you think this is.

frank kogan on the new york dolls:

“In the meantime, any time the New York Dolls played within a 150-mile radius or something like that I would go see them… I don’t think I actually saw them until [the first LP] was out, but I was reading the Village Voice and they reported on them. The Dolls always got very mixed press — the Voice was giving them good press, and Creem, but everyone else was saying ‘This is utter garbage and trash and they’re only doing it for the money.’ A really weird thing to say.”

frank again (i hope he doesn't mind me quoting him so much, but i do think it's relevant):

Simon Frith points out that most magazines now "edit every contributor into a house style expressing house opinions." This is in order to match taste with publication, publication with reader. Even those "intellectual" magazines that wouldn't think of editing someone's opinions will nonetheless choose writers whose styles fit the magazine's brand. "Intellectual" is itself a style, a brand.

There are arguments to be made in favor of imposing a uniform style, maybe the best arguments being analogous to the ones for school uniforms: suppressing personal characteristics also suppresses social and class characteristics and therefore suppresses social conflict and gang warfare, thereby allowing the school to get on with its business. But no one claims that school uniforms are somehow more *intellectual* than regular clothes. Yet academia and journalism do try to claim that the enforced style is more intellectual or "objective" than any other.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

just pointing out that a few of its tics are going to get (rightly) criticized now and then

Maybe you should write more reviews for pfork. Actually, I said the same thing to ethan, but apparently nobody wants to stand up for what's "right".

dleone (dleone), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't much like mixing it up online about Pitchfork -- it is what it is, but I think these long threads where people complain are no question a GREAT thing for the 'zine, because most of the writers probably pop over & read it and maybe it will make them think & give them ideas about different ways to approach writing about music. Reflection is always a good thing, even if nothing changes. So yeah.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

The band's attitude, full of snorts and disdain, is pure Frankie Goes to Hollywood.: how are we supposed to discern from this anything other than that snorts and disdain = bad (ironic), and therefore frankie = bad?

Because the next sentence states that "a more cynical recycling of pop music history...is impossible"; the intended inference is that I consider Frankie Goes To Hollywood a valid part of said history, but I'll admit it's not clear enough.

it seems to me that art ought to do something more than mock itself.: why? i suspect i'd agree with you, if i was given any indication as to why you think this is.

Can't really debate this one - that sentence / thought was inserted by the editor, it's not an opinion I agree with.

As far as the "more recent electronic artist" argument, the whole review tries to speak to the era of electronic music the band slavishly imitate, the post-disco / dead-tech fusion culminating in works by Heaven 17, Human League and later - most commercially - by FGTH, who also had a hell of a stage show.

I'm not trying to say my take is irrefutable, I'm trying to clarify it as many people here found it moved too quick and didn't explain itself. I won't be writing reviews for Pitchfork on a regular basis if again - this was a one-shot thing - so this is all interesting since the last time I wrote for PFork, ILM/Indieshite and everyone else were talking about Braid.

Chris Ott, Monday, 19 August 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i find it hard to believe ilm was every talking seriously about braid.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

haha are you SURE ilm was talking about BRAID?

Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

every = ever.

and actually now i can believe it, which saddens me to no end.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoever recommended that Ethan P. should write MORE reviews for anybody should be shot. Gakk.

Scott Pardoe, Monday, 19 August 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

UP AGAINST THE WALL

Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan: come back, little sheba. we need you more than ever.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Why in the name of all that is holy does every ILM thread degenerate into a Braid discussion?

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

godwin's second law, mark.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Speaking of Ethan, is anyone still listening to Eminem's latest opus?

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

who are braid?

gareth (gareth), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Speaking of Ethan, is anyone still listening to Eminem's latest opus?


i was wondering if i was the only one who had really soured on it after initially being a fan. it's got hardly any fun party rap songs! it's like he's given up on being funny! i think most of the stuff on marshall mathers is miles ahead of what he's doing now.

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Square Dance is still a damn good track. I can't wait for the Braid cover.

bnw (bnw), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i love this thread.

geeta (geeta), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

M. Leone: I am writing more for Pitchfork again -- I've got something like five reviews headed to Ryan from this past week, and this thread is putting me in mind of an overview article I'd like to write.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

dave, i'm totally w/ you on Eminem! the new album sucks balls. :(

ryan, Monday, 19 August 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

he's good, but he's no Braid.
*smack*

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"Tim - could you give an example of what kind of thing you would have preferred?"

A lot of what Jess said in his mammoth post. But how about:

- As default representatives of a scene by virtue of their flamboyance, what musically/imagewise can we point to within Fischerspooner that causes them to fail but isn't a broadscale indictment upon electroclash as a whole? Or, if we can't separate the two, what is it about *electroclash* that makes it a doomed experiment?

- Why doesn't/can't a policy of musical reductionism work in the hands of this band/this movement? What is it about an unaccompanied kickdrum that is offensive in this context - the sound itself, or the implied lack of effort? Would the music be better if it had the technological savvy of more forward-thinking groups (to which the answer is micro-electroclash, ha) or is it irredeemable either way?

- What is a "cynical" reading of pop and punk history anyway? In what way do Fischerspooner sell out the dreams of Frankie Goes To Hollywood - ie. how do they debase the base? If they are a bundle of empty signifiers, what contextual aura do they lack that prevents them from seeming, like their similarly empty predecessors, to be "full"?

The "use other thoughts please" plea = the past-present comparison that forms the heart of Ott's piece doesn't impress me - the unspoken implication is that no current electronic music, let alone electroclash music, can live up to his lofty standards. He presumably hates all of it, or he doesn't care to differentiate between Fischerspooner and the scene they've emerged from.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

You're half-right Chris, but viewing a genre merely through the spectrum of another (even if they are inextricably linked) can never lead to anything other than a blanket assessment of that genre. Go ahead and do it, by all means, but the "Fischerspooner are not as good as New Order" approach is a weak argument EVEN THOUGH IT IS CORRECT.

Tim, I don't understand either of these sentences. Almost all my thinking is done by way of comparisons, and there's no way that you or I or anyone can know what the comparison will lead to until I actually make the comparison and follow it through. The strength or weakness of "Fischerspooner are not as good as New Order" depends entirely on whether or not Chris or I or you - whoever makes the argument - goes on to say something powerful and illuminating. And to repeat, there's no way you can know in advance whether or not this is possible. You yourself in your most recent post here give some tips on how Chris could make his argument strong.

The first issue of Why Music Sucks was splattered from top to bottom with my setting genre against genre, band against genre, band against band, past against present. I was unrelenting. And one of my arguments was that our current use of old music wasn't just producing shitty new music but was wrecking the old music as well, disemboweling it and neutralizing it. (I don't remember if I mentioned New Order, who were new music at the time, but I did call the British wave "a new wave pseudointellectual contamination of disco," quite quite quite very much thinking of New Order and ilk when I made that assessment. In WMS#2 I took a swipe at the Pet Shop Boys for being worse than Donna Summer, without even bothering to back up the contention.) Maybe there's an argument to be made that Fischerspooner are not just lousy in comparison to New Order, but that Fischerspooner damage New Order. Again, you can't dismiss such arguments from the get-go.

the unspoken implication is that no current electronic music, let alone electroclash music, can live up to his lofty standards. He presumably hates all of it, or he doesn't care to differentiate between Fischerspooner and the scene they've emerged from.

This isn't fair. You've been riding the word "implication" way too hard, just as you've been riding too hard the fact that this is in Pitchfork. It's not Chris's responsibility to evaluate the entire genre, or to tailor his review to how it fits into Pitchfork's normal take on such music. Yes, he could have said if there were any current electro bands who do better with the Wire/New Order legacy, or current ones who evade the legacy altogether, but why should he? Those are your concerns, not necessarily his, and you shouldn't read him as addressing those concerns.

Tim, I don't necessarily disagree with the thrust of your criticisms; I'm reacting against the idea that we know what music critics can and should do.

that sentence/thought was inserted by the editor, it's not an opinion I agree with.

I'm disturbed that this statement evoked no comment.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 26 August 2002 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

that sentence/thought was inserted by the editor, it's not an opinion I agree with.

I thought this was pretty standard practice in Pitchfork's reviews...at least, the larger ones.

Todd Burns, Monday, 26 August 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

" Almost all my thinking is done by way of comparisons, and there's no way that you or I or anyone can know what the comparison will lead to until I actually make the comparison and follow it through."

I was generalising dangerously ;-) But my point was that these meta-comparisons tend themselves to be universalising. Chris says that the guitar-meets-electronics approaches of Wire and New Order are much more exciting and transcendant than the electronic pulse and vocodered vocals of Fischerspooner. By not explaining why Fischerspooner's electronic pulses and vocodered vocals are bad, Chris lends me the impression that he thinks electronic pulses and vocodered vocals are bad, period (maybe I'm overstating the implication, but this is how it honestly strikes me). So bye bye electroclash as a genre (and much electronic music for that matter). Thus this Fischerspooner review speaks for the state of electroclash without explicitly mentioning another electroclash act, in much the same way as a Strokes review damning retro garage-punk bands as revisionist retro-bullshit would also be an indictment of The Hives.

"The strength or weakness of "Fischerspooner are not as good as New Order" depends entirely on whether or not Chris or I or you - whoever makes the argument - goes on to say something powerful and illuminating."

Yes this is absolutely true, but then I don't think the comparison was made to tell "us" anything new or illuminating about either groups - at least not any us that has already come across "new electro vs old electro: fite!" thoughts before. Okay, so Chris isn't writing the article for me specifically, but I'll maintain that this sort of approach (eg. one of Chris's main points seemed to be that the eighties bands he mentioned had more ideas with less technology, whereas Fischerspooner has less ideas with more technology --> the fumblings of invention are better than the perfect simulacrums of retro-appreciation) should either be put forward very convincingly or very unconventionally, or it should be retired to the Michael Goldberg Pasture of Received Assumptions. Maybe then Chris's argument is not a weak one so much as an overly familiar and unconvincing one for me.

(the My Bloody Valentine cross-reference further confuses me - is Chris saying that the perfect simulacrums of retro-appreciation are okay so long as they are done respectfully, and can trace their lineage back one step to genuine innovation?)

In comparison, defending disco from the onslaught of New Order is a relatively unfamiliar critical trope (at least for me) so the comparison itself invites a new approach to the two artists involved - setting the brain to wondering, what is it that disco needs saving from? Moreover (and leading on from the point immediately prior), WMS-style comparisons (even the unsubstantiated throwaway ones which I actually like least) tend to have less of a sense of closing-the-book finality and more of a groping inquiry. The entire pitchfork review format (which Chris has adhered to and is thus cannot be fully absolved from), from the rating to the self-contained nature of the review, suggests that such comparisons are made with a positivist sense of judgement.

"It's not Chris's responsibility to evaluate the entire genre, or to tailor his review to how it fits into Pitchfork's normal take on such music."

What about Pitchfork's responsibilities though?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 26 August 2002 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not Chris's responsibility to evaluate the entire genre...

Why isn't it? What responsibilities do critics have?

The anonimity of the internet is often cited as being responsible for phenomenon like trolling and flaming. Critisism is a similar one directional phenomenon.

Though it may be that critics don't have responsibilities, I would suggest that the best writers assume additional responsibilities anyway. Its not mandatory to be a responsible critic in the same way as it isn't mandatory to be any good.

Sandy Balir, Monday, 26 August 2002 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this was pretty standard practice in Pitchfork's reviews... at least the larger ones.

Standard practice or not, it's unethical. If Pitchfork interviews Chris and then inserts into the interview statements and ideas that are not his, as if he'd said them himself, they potentially face a lawsuit. I don't see how the fact that Chris is writing for them rather than being interviewed makes the ethics any different, though it might shield Pitchfork legally. I suspect that what happened here, though, was that the editor simply thought he was saying better what Chris was intending to say, and thought he was thereby helping Chris. Still, it's a fuck-up, and it's bad editing. And if this happens a lot, then there's a systemic problem: editors with poor reading comprehension and an inability to work with writers, or a fear of talking to them. All the guy needed to do was give Chris a call...

By the way, I thought Chris's review was off-the-wall, but I didn't get from it the idea that he was dismissing a whole genre - rather, that he was angry at Fischerspooner for cheapening a genre. In general, what pisses me off in journalism is the smug attitude of "It goes without saying that disco/dance/pop/Britney is really not worth talking about." Whatever Chris's ideas and attitudes, he's not coming across as smug, and I don't see where his review leads people away from taking in the genre. In fact, it made me curious to hear more (as has this whole thread).

What's on my mind is that let's say hypothetically - very hypothetically, since I've never written for them - Rolling Stone asks me to review Miss Kittin & the Hacker and I submit a piece that says - remember, we're still talking very hypothetically - that the beats have a cheapness that reminds me of punk in a good way, but that this doesn't make them good beats, necessarily, and Miss Kittin comes across as a total moron. And suppose the editor then says, "Frank, you have to change this to a positive review, because we hardly run any reviews of the new electro and so people might mistakenly take your review as representative and think that we think the whole genre sucks." I would tell him: (1) I don't give a fuck what the readers think about Rolling Stone and its attitudes, and (2) I'm never writing for you again.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 September 2002 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm constantly amazed by people believing fischerspooner's schtick enough to assume it's the main reason to criticise them. I mean I've yet to hear too many interesting criticisms of the actual music, but I've heard bloody everything about the periphery stuff, the most common one is, oddly, "it should be just about the music!". Well then make it just about the music, it's not particularly hard. (in this sense at least Chris's review wasn't too bad)

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 September 2002 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank, I don't follow the leap in your example from "As an editor one should be concerned about the attitudes of one's readers" to "Change this to a positive review". What people were suggesting on this thread is that Pitchfork should either make it their business to cover this nascent genre in a serious (ie. not tourist-y/dilettante-ish) way by reviewing several electroclash records and not just one. Nobody said Chris should have pretended to like it. And in my opinion, he came off as Smug As All Hell in his dismissal of these fad-crazy brit mags, if not of Fischerspooner themselves.

Dave M. (rotten03), Sunday, 8 September 2002 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)


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