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Some previous discussion found here: rolling pop 2010
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
After hearing the album in a piecemeal manner of the past few days, it's nice to actually have it all in one place with proper finished recordings. Dare I say, GODDAMN! All together, this album is really working on me.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
Oh hang on, I just got to "California King Bed"--which sounds like Taylor Swift? Weird move to MOR pop.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
A regression after the awesome Rated R. Ugh.
― altered boners (rennavate), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
(Judging from the few songs I've heard, at least.)
― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 8, 2010 5:38 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark
the acoustic song on 'good girl gone bad' ("hate that i love you") is one of her best singles
― J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't like a lot of what i heard at first but "cheers" iz muh jam rite now
oh man i forgot "hate that i love you", that was a nice song
― teledyldonix, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
i'm gonna get sued for $1.5 million dollars for downloading like 6 fake leaks of this album
There's a real version of it around, but it's clean. Fuck that.
― altered boners (rennavate), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
i thought the title track was the better excursion into acoustica on GGGB - the closing double-header of "good girl gone bad" and "cry" is one of my favourite sequences on her albums.
i expect i've downloaded a fake, oh well, not gonna get into it til tomorrow.
"raining men" with nicki minaj is pretty great, "cheers" has grown on me (reminds me of kanye's toast to the assholes for some reason) - would've been better if rihanna had just sung the hey-e-yeahs, avril's piercing voice doesn't quite gel.
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
i am turning you in right now for reward money.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
great album cover btw.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
Hate That I Love You is not a bit like California King Bed. The latter is a full-blown slick pop song with a Swiftian tinge of modern country. Like, if you played it for me w/o telling me it was Rihanna, I'd have no idea who I was hearing.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
So is Stargate all over this, or just the three singles?
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
this album is really good -- i'm surprised
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
I'm particularly impressed with the one-two of "complicated" and "skin," would've liked if the whole album was like that! which songs are u feeling the most j0rdan
― s&m: sex and masturbating (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
everything pretty much except "california king bed" i think
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
oh and not "love the way you lie pt 2" duh
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)
someone wake me up when they're on part 200 and we're all dead
"california king bed" is a little too much like 4 non blondes for my taste i think
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
rihannanow.com/getloud
― Taylor McSwift (Tape Store), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
nvm sorry that's just samples
― Taylor McSwift (Tape Store), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
I guess my main complaint abt this album is that coming off of rated r it sounds a bit too slight and understated - it's not bad, but it's a little dull, I feel like the best songs on here ("man down," "skin," "complicated,") all sound like a continuation of what she was doing on Rated R in a way (though obv not as "dark")... the rest is just kind of there/doesn't really move me in any particular way... like, if rihanna is going to do basic pop records she should at least try to top Good Girl Gone Bad, this is kind of middling
but this is just off of like 1.5 listens so obv haven't really let it sink in yet... but nothing touching "cold case love," etc.
and yeah "california king bed" is lame power ballad :| sounds like the sequel to Fergie's "big girls don't cry" or some shit
― s&m: sex and masturbating (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
diggin nicki's verse on this
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
It's raining men... FAT BITCHES is prob the best grocery bag line ever
― s&m: sex and masturbating (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
man i've been outta the loop i haven't been checking for this at all, heard "only girl" on the radio a bunch but don't care for it much. am i gonna like this given my indifference to rated r?
on the real tho i don't think we need another rihanna album just yet - rated r came out what 13 months ago? kinda surprised this is coming out so soon given that rated r wasn't exactly a smash or anything? i mean i'd venture to guess "rude boy" blowing up after a minute there sort of prolonged its commercial shelf-life
― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
i actually was kind of disappointed w/ that after how promising "feeding me my catfishes is"
i think the record scratch effect and pitch down to normal voice for REALLY REALLY REALLY wait really? is the best use of nicki's wackiness i've heard
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
i think "rude boy" came out far enough after 'rated r' and was so divorced from everything else that was put out for that album that it didn't really help that album's sales really which is prob why they rushed this one out to continue on that momentum
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that's probably right
― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
yep, as expected, great album <3
― Taylor McSwift (Tape Store), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
where is the dirty, retail rip?
― dayo, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
There isn't one yet, as I said upthread.
― altered boners (rennavate), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
all you're missing out w/ the clean version is rihanna saying "nigga" twice and minaj saying "bitches"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I guess. And it shouldn't be a hassle to download the dirty versions of the track/s to replace...
― altered boners (rennavate), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
ok so both versions i've downloaded have weird mid-song fades and even the one that purports to be 320kbps sounds like ass, so i guess i'll wait for something that's actually adequate to emerge
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
think you'll be waiting for the follow-up if you want one that doesn't sound like ass.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)
This is pretty terrible.
― altered boners (rennavate), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
This album is completely unnecessary. I mean, there was just a remix album released in May! Why is she allowing her label to rush her through her career with such unremarkable material? I think her red wig ate her common sense.
― dancing wit my palm in my pants (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
You dudes is harsh. I think there's plenty to like here. The only WTF moment is California King Bed.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
i'm sure she's absolutely devastated at being forced to record and sell number one singles and platinum albums
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
it's pretty obvious why they rushed another album out by her, as i outlined upthread
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
Are you kidding me? The first single is hugely successful in the US and Europe, the second single is currently sitting at the top of US digital rankings, this album is more or less guaranteed to shoot her back into the commercial top tier. Common sense is exactly what this album is about, correcting the (hugely unfortunate) lack of mega sales for the Rated R campaign.
xp and as I wrote that Jordan made the same point.
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah ok it's not "terrible" but it's not very good at all.
― altered boners (rennavate), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
Also I don't buy the I'm-a-nympho stuff on here, asides from MAYBE "Skin." When I hear "Rude Boy," I still feel like Rihanna's going to punish me for being a bad, bad boy and it's great, but here it's not convincing at all.
― altered boners (rennavate), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
listening back to "good girl gone bad" & it's actually better than i remembered
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
h8 phrases like "commercial top tier"
it may well get her back to that (though having assumed that, i'm...less convinced now i've heard it), but it's hardly a reason to care about the album in itself
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't say it was a reason to care about the album. It hasn't done anything for me after two listens, but it has definitely pushed her to the top of the charts. I say it's much better to get an album of half-decent'whatevers' quickly after a great album rather than her label forever mulling a strategy to strike back and THEN getting an album of average shit. At least now there's hope she does something crazy the next time around.
― abcfsk, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
not crazy, interesting*
― abcfsk, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
xpostdon't really wanna get into the sales=quality strawman again, but I hardly think the American public as of late is to be lauded for it's ability to discern between what's good or bad. The most likable thing about this album is when she puts her accent at the forefront(Man Down, What's My Name) two songs which I would actually listen to again. As someone else said, it's not terrible, but it leaves me feeling like, "Ok, I'm ready for the next album in 5 months." And yeah, her faux-nympho schtick is about as believable as her satan-fingers and 'rock star' stance.
― dancing wit my palm in my pants (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
Well I wasn't remotely close to suggesting sales=quality. On the other hand I was definitely saying sales = good business.
― abcfsk, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah. I guess we both came to the party for different reasons :/
― dancing wit my palm in my pants (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
― dancing wit my palm in my pants (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 6:28 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark
well, no -- it was just a response to your post about the record company forcing her into recording another album
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)
oh, hi there!
― dancing wit my palm in my pants (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
Haven't heard it yet but am I right in thinking this is the Circus to Rated R's Blackout?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)
In commercial/record company logic terms, anyway.
Pretty much - tho circus seemed very tight/regimented/controlled - to its detriment - whereas loud is (surprisingly) v ropey and slapped together
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 10:19 (fifteen years ago)
Circus was totally incoherent and cobbled together!
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)
It seemed like quite a conscious attempt to recreate blackout to me, except w/o any of the panache or excitement? Whereas loud is "throw a bit of this and a bit of that at it, whatever"
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah but it also had things like Mmm Papi and whatever those awful ballads were called. It felt like sub-Blackout with a few other things thrown in that broke up all the coherence.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
"What's My Name" rockets from 60-1 to nab the Billboard Hot 100 top spot. "Only Girl" is still at #4.
― abcfsk, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
LOUD should be renamed BLAH.
― altered boners (rennavate), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
Only Girl is a Beyonce song that Beyonce passed on. I don't like Rihanna on it, even tho I kinda like the song.
― altered boners (rennavate), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
Around the time of Good Girl Gone Bad I tended to assume every Rihanna song had originally been written for someone else and rejected.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
Only Girl is a Beyonce song that Beyonce passed on.
what?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
beyonce has nevvvvver been on a song that... european
unless that is actual fact, that beyonce passed on that song, but that would still make tons of sense, because it would be absurd for her to be on that song
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
don't really know why the concept of beyeuro is making you clutch the pearls but vocally speaking it's always sounded absolutely like the song was originally meant for her.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
"radio", "sweet dreams", "telephone"? not to mention the sundry freemasons remixes which gained enough traction on their own to count, i think.
pleeeeeeeeease can we not turn this into the popjustice board where songs "rocketing" up the charts is considered an adequate defence of them
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Thursday, 11 November 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think that was an argument for it? just stating a fact?
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 November 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
Yes.. I'll be sure to use a different verb the next time. However, Stargate certainly wouldn't have been given three singles if Rude Boy hadn't "rocketed" up earlier this year, so why not mention sales?
― abcfsk, Thursday, 11 November 2010 09:33 (fifteen years ago)
is it just me or do u.s. #1 singles "feel" less and less like #1 singles lately, whatever that means
― teledyldonix, Thursday, 11 November 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
it's like, i don't look at "what's my name" and think MOST POPULAR SONG IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW. i mean, sure, it had good first-week sales and has pretty decent airplay already, but neither is that outstanding. 235k is really not that tremendous a sum at this point, so it seems strange to me that a song could sell just that much and be just 16th in airplay and still be the #1 single. anyways this is less about rihanna than it is about billboard so i guess i'll stop.
― teledyldonix, Thursday, 11 November 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
omg what's my name is at no 1? imma throw a holiday
this album sounds very strong, and i enjoy many songs on it more than i have enjoyed songs in a while. i'm not in love with s and m, but that's about it.
― valerie (surm), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
surm, do you have any thoughts as to why your opinion of this album differs so markedly from seemingly everyone else's here?
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
I'm with surm, "California King Bed" excepted.
I don't have any deep thoughts about the album, other than I think it's a tightly wound collection of some good and some great songs (and one very, very dire musical disaster).
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
i do not have thoughts on that at the moment, r|t|c, but i will think about it. i haven't actually read the thread, but i didn't realize the response was that bad. it does pique my interest though -- because i find the piece as a whole more convincing than anything else upon first listen.
― valerie (surm), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
I need to fire up Soundforge and take a knife to this Drake verse, cause there's no way in hell I'm listening to it as much as I'm going to be listening to "What's My Name".
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:25 (fifteen years ago)
there are drake-less mp3s floating around if you google
― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, and it's so much better.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://defpenradio.com/rihanna-whats-my-name-single-version/
single of the year, perhaps
― Here we are in a sticky situation/ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)
Between that and Rude Boy? Rude Boy wins.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not even sure about that. I do find it interesting that her two highest-charting hits this year are her most carribean-inflected since her debut, and not just that, but completely out of step with what else is popular this year (with the on-trend "Only Girl in the World" stalling at #3). I suspect there is a vacuum of demand for the sort of mid-00s style lite-carribean pop that Rihanna rode in on in the first place that only she has figured out needs filling.
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
solo hits, I should say
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not really sure they're pimping the Drake-less version. When I hear it on the radio the Drake verse is there.
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
I suspect there is a vacuum of demand for the sort of mid-00s style lite-carribean pop that Rihanna rode in on in the first place that only she has figured out needs filling.
this rings true - i remember how the dancehall-lite summer jam used to be a summer staple, even when it wasn't the years when sean paul was everywhere, and they were rarely from "name" acts - but the past 5 years really saw a drop-off there (i guess gyptian's "hold yuh" brought it back this year).
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
as well ive always loved the rihanna version of this style over pretty much any other artist of the 00s
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
(i guess gyptian's "hold yuh" brought it back this year)
which i'd never heard before this moment, so not sure how well it really did that. (this song is great tho)
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i thought that was just gonna be an underground hit but it appeared in the uk top 20 this week
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
(if you like it, check out lady chann's "feel calm" on the same riddim too!)
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
not that much of a fan of recent pop but cheers is definitely the best thing on this.
― nonightsweats, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, i'm pretty sure the comedy "don't let de bastuhds get u dunnn" number isn't the best anything on anything. think some of you need to double check what her old stuff actually sounded like before you congratulate her for hamming it up in 2010.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
anecdotes anecdotes etc etc but that gyptian joint was one of the biggest radio joints in miami last year cross all contemporary stations -- swear i heard it like 3 or 4 times a day + DJs would drop other dudes going over the riddim during mix shows all the time
v good song
― big smang theory (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
you may have noticed miami is much closer to the carribean than seattle is.
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
I KNOW -- i was just giving an anecdote -- i wasn't all "OH MY STARS HOW COULD THE REV HAVE MISSED THIS GYPTIAN JOINT"
― big smang theory (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
just sayin
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
k i havent actually heard this so bear that in mind but still. I think we rarely acknowledge on these threads the extent to which we are just vibing off a partic aesthetic. Like I think that surm was kindof primed to like this from the promo shots of her w/ the bright red hair. Ive had similar experiences, and i feel like that partic. *aesthetic* context of how shes pushing her visuals for eg. right now is framing the singles that is making me really responsive to them (xcept for girl in the world which come on is srsly blech)
basically i am telling you that i saw some pretty photos of rihanna and decided that i like that song w/ drake as long as u ignore drake.
― plax (ico), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
srsly he just sounds like someone talking
― plax (ico), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
The SNL performance of "What's My Name" was not a good introduction to that song; the recorded version is way way way WAY better and now I understand better why people are digging it.
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
I love love LOVE the "What's My Name" video - so cute!
― The Brainwasher² = (The Brainwasher) X (The Brainwasher), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
thats really the extent of my criticism here
xp I actually really like Rihanna's image this go around as well (though I guess the Rated R era's dark/industrial/monochromatic theme was more my preferred aesthetic for her), it kind of gives me mid 90s club kid of vibes
― The Brainwasher² = (The Brainwasher) X (The Brainwasher), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
well i think it kindof emphasises the increasing lushness of the synths (which thankfully havent gone all whooshy as a consequence)
― plax (ico), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
i like most of this album, esp. "man down"
― based lord sotosyn (The Reverend), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
Man Down and Cheers are still my favorites, but I'm warming to S&M and What's My Name as well. Still like the whole thing, short of CKB (seriously, how did this song clear the threshold?).
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
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yeah this is what i've been saying since the beginning - i love that sound.
Tape Store and i did some research. turns out it actually is a tyra diss in Cheers (sorry if this was mentioned already).
Tyra had Rihanna on her show once and asked her about jay-z sexy-times rumors, to which Rihanna replied that it was BS and that she and Beyonce had never even discussed it. Tyra said that if there was any truth behind, Rihanna would be makin a different record with a different label or something -- because B is a "very powerful woman, you know." Rihanna responded "You're very funny today."
it's gettin coyote ugly up in here, no Tyrait's only up from here, no downward spiral
well-deserved diss, tho b4 i knew the story i was defensive for tyra.
― valerie (surm), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
the level of excitement i have 4 cheers right now is unparalleled. i got a jameson last night in her honor.
― valerie (surm), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
the first time i hear it at a bar i will kind of die inside
― valerie (surm), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
i forgot to be thankful for this album at thanksgiving. i will be thankful for it now.
― valerie (surm), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
It's strange how I have gone from actively hating Rihanna to reckoning she is actually quite OK. She has probably been just as much pop as RnB from 2007 though, now has stylistically more in common with Lady Gaga than with Beyonce.
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
i know that justifying ur taste w/ weirdly racialised pseudo music theory is yr "thing" but that is not gonna fly
― plax (ico), Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
oddly enough, i thought a lady gaga song was rihanna when i heard it coming out of a bar once recently
u aiight geir
i'm on repeat w/ this now, the whole thing. the "you're not easy to love" hook in "complicated" is greatness. and "only girl" literally brought down the house at the holiday party i went to last night (not surprising).
― boo (surm), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
ps i weirdly like s&m now. i always like it when my bf likes songs, and he was pulled in by this one. i just wish the lyrics were different.
s&m!??
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
funnily enough, California King Bed kind of gets me. it's like a soap opera, and sort of triflingly, hilariously (too) epic, but it's beautiful, too. that voice!
― boo (surm), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtBeobpTcmk&feature=player_embedded
Awesome.
― rihanna refurbished my dick (rennavate), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
i would respond to that but my stupid computer at work does not let me see video links for some reason (what is it?)
SKIN is so good!
and s&m is the perfect pace for walking in new york. i literally do not miss a beat.
― boo (surm), Thursday, 16 December 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
It's a cover of "Only Girl" with a guy beatboxing all the parts of the song, and singing.
― rihanna refurbished my dick (rennavate), Thursday, 16 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
...except it may be more processed than the original
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 December 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
i'mma go get the papers
Yeah, but so what?
― rihanna refurbished my dick (rennavate), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
not to be picky but shouldnt you be rihanna rennavated my dick for consistency
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
Good call.
― rihanna refurbished my dick (rennavate), Saturday, 18 December 2010 09:51 (fifteen years ago)
Fuckin skin ... And the fadin song ... some remarkable cuts
― boo (surm), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
ayyy i love how even the shoddiest rihanna project will eventually be redeemed via the medium of dancehall remixes. "what's my name?" minus drake, plus vybz kartel!
http://www.xlr8r.com/mp3/2010/12/whats-my-name-federation-remix-f
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 7 January 2011 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
love this album. nice counterpoint to the darkness of Rated R.
overall think her last two albums have been more consistent in quality even if I think Good Girl Gone Bad (the third re-release with Take a Bow and shiz on it) had higher highs like "Breaking Dishes" and stuff.
― i love it when you call me big *plop*-a (San Te), Friday, 7 January 2011 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
i need to give Loud another listen, i loved GGGB and Rated R but the new one hasn't clicked yet :/
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Sunday, 9 January 2011 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
i think rihanna's fantastic, but i haven't bought any of her albums yet. i need to change that asap
― markers, Sunday, 9 January 2011 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
i'd rate them
rated r >>>>>> music of the sun > a girl like me > good girl gone bad >>>>>> loud
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Sunday, 9 January 2011 09:43 (fifteen years ago)
<3 <3 loud <3 <3
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
rated r >>>>>> good girl gone bad > music of the sun > a girl like me > good girl gone bad >>>>>> loud
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
apparently i need to get rated r!!!
― markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
um, YES
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
good girl gone bad has like 4-5 unfuckwithable singles, she's never gonna do that again :(
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think that's a sad thing. u can't really have more than 1 album like that, it's like a law of physics. but the 2 singles off this have been unfuckwithable in my mind.
― surm, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
riri: "oh nah nah what's my name"
drake: **mumblemumblemumble**
me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
if you fuck w/ rihanna but don't dig that chorus idk what to tell you
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 January 2011 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
you kidding? it's like the most zzzz chorus she's ever done!
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
like, it's not actively offensive, it's just boring as fuck
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
i really like "what's my name"
― markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:45 (fifteen years ago)
i feel badgered by that chorus, it doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as irresistibly as "Rude Boy"
― some dude, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
idk i think it flows perfectly once you can get over the "oooh-na-na" parts
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 January 2011 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
it flows but i guess i feel like it's throwing me on a conveyor belt and i don't feel like going along for the ride?
― some dude, Monday, 10 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
i know what you mean -- that's how i started to feel about the "california gurls" chorus after a while
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 January 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
ew pls don't compare the 2, what's my name is like a majestic confection compared to the stilted bore that is the california gurls chorus
it doesn't roll the same way rude boy does but the slight tension in the melody makes it better for me
calling it the most zzzz chorus she's ever done is just plain Rong tho sorry to have to say it
― surm, Monday, 10 January 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
ramzi is the god
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 January 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
"what's my name?" is a catchy but boring chorus until placed in the context of that vybz kartel remix, where it's fully lovable
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, 10 January 2011 08:43 (fifteen years ago)
wtf is wrong with yall? "ooh na na na na" is the best part of that song!
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
gggb (really her only essential album) >>> loud > music of the sun > rated r > a girl like me
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
whats my name is one of her best singles
― plax (ico), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
its like WMN/Hard/If its lovin that you want. i have weird favourite rihanna singles. i also love te amo like a lot and was p. surprised it wasnt a neyo song when i heard it first.
― plax (ico), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
"hard" and "if it's loving..." are not weird favourite rihanna singles, they're both a+++
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
yeah well they are among her least successful commercially
― plax (ico), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
p sure if its lovin isnt even on her vevo channel
we put up red lighting for a party at ours recently, and it looked like the new rihanna videos, and we played a lot of rihanna that night
― surm, Monday, 10 January 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
"if it's loving..." was only her second single, back when even people who loved "pon de replay" kind of thought she'd be a one-hit wonder. "hard" was a US top 10 and afaik never a proper UK single.
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
"Hard" is ok but kind of a bad look
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
she does that early beyonce style of singing really well on it and the blacktop maybach hook has serious claws
― plax (ico), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
way better songs than "Hard" on rated r
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
no hard is the best song on rated r
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/03/wrong-urinal.jpg
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:20 (fifteen years ago)
u r posting jpegs that describe urself
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
"Hard" is dope but "Cold Case Love" is the best song on Rated R
― maybe i'm just gay (Tape Store), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
they also describe tape store
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)
"fire bomb" is the best track on rated r, but "hard" and "cold case love" are right behind it. it might be an interesting album to poll actually.
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
looks like the poll's up, then?
Rihanna - Rated R - poll
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
this album is happy and infectious, like the orange color of the sun in the only girl video
― i like lucy (surm), Friday, 14 January 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure "s&m" is the 3rd single rite?
a shame they shd just rls cheers now
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 29 January 2011 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it's the single & here's the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc
― prolego, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
Buy Doritos!
― Kayne West (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
omg wtf is that video
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
the perez hilton inclusion is just... ugh, i can't.
― prolego, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
perez hilton + perez hilton inclusions need to stop existing
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
but ppl seem to like this song! i wonder if it'll do well
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
well then
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
i find the choice of single confusing in general but *shrug* if people like it
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
maybe they just wanted to get all the stargate songs out of the way?
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like s&m was supposed to be the thematic carry-over from rated r, at the same time that it goes in a different sonic direction
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
like "i still dig pain but i'm happy now"
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
The songs they've picked as singles have been the songs it makes the most sense to release as singles.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
otm
― originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Gotta save "Cheers" for spring break imo
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
good call
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
this video is definitely hilar
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
ugh so frustrating tho cuz i rly do feel like with different WORDS this song would be Great
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
It's a new kind of golden era for Stargate, anyway.
― abcfsk, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
Continuous diet of 'Are You being Served?' and 'The Benny Hill Show' finally has an effect on the US...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
Yo guys, which tracks are censored on the clean version? I want to get dirty versions of the tracks that are censored.
― rihanna rennavated my dick (rennavate), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
this fading song is pretty good
― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
a lot of this is pretty cool http://www.3030fm.com/2011/02/21/rihanna-kanye-west-2011-nba-all-star-halftime-show-rihanna-kanyewest/
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
ok "s&m" has battered me into submission now
NA NA NA COME ON
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
i do find that i'm a lot more amenable to foghorn fenty while in the midst of the post-run endorphin rush
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
SEXINTHEAIRIDONTCAREILOVETHESMELLOFIT
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
that's the point isn't it?
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't even intend that
i'm pretty sure it's just the endorphin rush but imma enjoy it while it lasts
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i still don't love it, but it's fine
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
and tbh i don't like the smell of sex in the air, i mean it's fine during but then afterward ur like get me some hot cocoa and a movie
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
i do like hearing britney say "i like it like it"
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
I was just coming to post how I thought "S&M" was alright at first but repeated exposure has revealed just how awful it really is.
― 3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ "foghorn fenty" tho
i think alfred first called her that, on the jukebox
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
california king bed video out
it's pretty, still love that song
sorry i don't have a link atm
― j lol (surm), Monday, 9 May 2011 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
still love that song
Still the only song on the album I skip. I don't think I've heard it since the day the album leaked.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
literally one of the dullest songs i've ever heard. just so blah
― uberweiss, Monday, 9 May 2011 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
i like it a whole lot more than S&M, which is the one song i skip now
― j lol (surm), Monday, 9 May 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
hearing "man down" a lot on the radio now -- sounds p good
― bern notice (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 May 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
^^yup
and now video is out http://videobam.com/ZdVwa?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4de5819110096b0a%2C0
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
"california king bed" has strong 2 non blondes overtones that i just can't get past
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)
u mean 4 non blondes right? -- ugh i've felt that way about a couple of songs over the years -- it's such a funny thing! the big one was that keri song off the first album
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)
yes, yes i do
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
btw i've noticed that hot 97 looooves to put 'man down' on after that new chris brown song 'look at me now'
coincidence? i think not
― j lol (surm), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
lol definitely not
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
Kind of wish she'd do an entire album of Caribbean music. I thought "S&M" was the first song of hers (on the radio) that I outright hated. Sounded like the fifth single off a weak Britney record 8 years ago.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
i disliked "S&M" at first but i appreciate how well Rihanna rips into the chorus after hearing Britney pathetically wimper it out on the remix
― a http://bit.ly/kv895M (some dude), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
Kind of wish she'd do an entire album of Caribbean music.
YES
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 07:31 (fourteen years ago)
"Man Down" is my jam right now btw
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 07:32 (fourteen years ago)
it's why I think her debut album is way underrated
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^ her best album imo
― Tim F, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 09:12 (fourteen years ago)
i think rated r is better, but yeah those two are definitely her best. (no coincidence that rated r draws heavily on caribbean influences too, albeit v different - mavado's jamaican gothic, dub(step)...)
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)
the "man down" video is great - i wish the song had that level of detail and narrative and emotional focal point
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)
Good Girl Gone Bad is eeeeeaaaasily her best. Music of the Sun is prob #2 tho.
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 June 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)
^ GGGB is one of those "every song could be/should be/probably was a single" records, pretty much flawless
Rated R is excellent
i never got into the first couple or Loud, a few tunes aside
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 11:46 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark
i think too much detail and emotional focus would detract from the song tbh
― j lol (surm), Friday, 24 June 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
I like the song...nice reggaeish beats for the summer. It's 13th on the US r'n'b chart now
― curmudgeon, Monday, 27 June 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
Why hasn't this gotten a vinyl release? I guess this question could get broader or whatever, I find myself wondering what prompts a Nicki Minaj vinyl release but not a Rihanna, etc. Is it a label issue?
― tomorrow, Monday, 27 June 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/06/30/137530847/how-much-does-it-cost-to-make-a-hit-song
interesting piece on how much $$$ it costs to make a hit song. in all of that, apparently it took the songwriters 12 minutes to write the "man down" lyrics
IT SHOWS
― lex pretend, Friday, 1 July 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)
I like the lyrics.
― these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Friday, 1 July 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)
beyonce did her own vocal production on 4 unsurprisingly
― r|t|c, Friday, 1 July 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)
that's awesome
i like the lyrics to man down lyrics a lot, i think simplicity can be the most effective strategy at times, letting other areas of a song breathe. simplicity is also embedded in the tradition of a lot of different styles of songwriting.
― j lol (surm), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)
"cheers" is the worst song i have liked a lot in a long time
― 5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
avril lavigne yelping, what a... totally great idea?
― 5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
cheers sounds so good on the radio. so good.
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 13 August 2011 05:49 (fourteen years ago)
so so so good
― surm, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, is Cheers finally a single? Yay.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
yea, cheers for august
― surm, Friday, 19 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR0v0i63PQ4
― surm, Sunday, 28 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
i think man down is the best song on loud
― prego, Monday, 29 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, although "Only Girl" and "What's My Name" aren't far off.
― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
I still find it interesting that she put a country-pop song (California King Bed) in the middle of the album. I happen to love it.
― thinveneer, Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, it has grown on me even more. i watched the video the other day and enjoyed it.
i think it was easy to take this album for granted. it made a return to a more streamlined pop with deceptive ease and distinction.
― surm, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know if it's intentional, but she doesn't sound particularly confident in "Cheers" that drinking is going to lift her spirits. She sounds weary. It works, with Avril trying to get her in more of a partying mood, but I have a feeling that's not what they were aiming for.
― thinveneer, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
with Avril trying to get her in more of a partying mood
Ha! I never thought of it like that. Now I can imagine Avril popping up over her shoulder singing the "Yeah-eee-yeah" parts.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
love it
― surm, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
I'm a little slow in my old age. I love "Cheers"--snuck it in during student entry this morning, thankfully no one pays attention to lyrics.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 September 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:40 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
the video is a huge missed opportunity in that respect
― some dude, Friday, 9 September 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
no teasinu waited long enufgo deepimma throw it atchacan ya catch itdon't hold backyou know i like it rougho i'm feeling it huho u likin it huhwhy u standin over there wit ur clothesbaby strip down for me go on take it offdon't worry baby imma meet you halfwaycuz i know you wanna see it
― surm, Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
it's so weird how much i love "only girl" now
― lex pretend, Saturday, 3 November 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
I WANT YOU TO LOVE MELIKE I'M A HOT PIE
most romantic line she's ever sung
completely ignoring any evidence or arguments that it's not actually the lyric because why would anyone want it to be "ride" kmt
― lex pretend, Saturday, 3 November 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)
I like your version much more.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 3 November 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
"Only Girl" is prob her most forgettable #1, more than "S&M," more than "Disturbia," anything
― some dude, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
take a bow???
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
ehhh maybe
― some dude, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
― some dude, Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah i don't agree w/ this at all
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
Deeply incorrect.
I would suspect that it's the Rihanna song with the most on-the-dancefloor conversions though.
― Tim F, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i could be wrong? just don't feel like i've heard mini-Cher bleating "MERK MER FERL LERK ERM THEE ERNLY GERL ERN THERWERLD" much in the last 18 months and that "We Found Love" quickly took its place in her catalog
― some dude, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
I think that might actually be right from a radio perspective but I hear Only Girl more than any other Rihanna song in clubs.
― Tim F, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
that's a shame, it's the kind of piece of shit that deserves to live on only in X-Factor audition hell
― some dude, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
yeah that song is only okay
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)
Its declaratory power is both important and distinct in a club context.
― Tim F, Saturday, 3 November 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
tim otm
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Sunday, 4 November 2012 07:24 (thirteen years ago)
very much so
― lex pretend, Sunday, 4 November 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Please Don't Stop The Music" is her best club hit.
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
I think I agree, but "Please Don't Stop The Music" sounds amazing in pretty much any context whereas I didn't really appreciate (in fact was quite indifferent) "Only Girl In The World" until I witnessed (and participated in) its impact on a sympathetic dancefloor.
― Tim F, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
"don't stop the music" is great but it feels weirdly forgotten at this point
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:40 (thirteen years ago)
Not close enough to current dance pop to feel like a proper forebear but too close to feel like a missed/welcome counterpoint.
― Tim F, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)
i do actually think of that album - and i guess specifically that song - as year zero for the dance-pop trends that followed, but like all early forebears it seems kind of quieter and smaller in comparison to what came
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)
"S&M" is a lot of things, but I wouldn't call "forgettable" one of them.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
was convinced she sang, 'want you to love me/like a hot guy' before this thread
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
i still refuse to believe otherwise
― r|t|c, Monday, 5 November 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
i'm happy with guy, i'm happy with pie
i'm not happy with ride
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
what kind of weirdo loves cars more than guys or pies anyway
um. don't stop the music was not forgotten?
i still hear it out in clubs semi-regularly. the soul makossa breakdown DESTROYS,
I mean, I hear Only Girl a lot also and have grown to love it on, as Tim said, 'sympathetic dancefloors' because when it works, it really works.
the only other songs that have had staying power are 'we found love' and 'where have you been' and even then, i have heard those less often after their peak than the other two songs.
oh, the funkystepz remix of birthday cake has gotten a lot of play too but that's specific to my own queer hip hop dance party social circles i expect.
― twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
I play that funkystepz remix when I dj and still swear it should have been the actual single not that chris brown abomination
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
Which clubs do you hear those at Alex? Just curious cause I'm in Mtl too.
― LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
mostly out at queer dance nights? playhouse, royal phoenix, the occasional fundraiser at espace reunion or il motore
― twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
only girl is definitely one of my all time favorite Rihanna songs. weird but accessible.
new song is kind of shit even tho it's kind of pretty
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
uh "Where Have You Been" peaked what 2 months ago? i mean if we're talking about dancefloor impact of course the later overtly EDM hits are going to be heavy hitters but i don't think that necessarily means they have more staying power in a broader sense than "Rude Boy"
― ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
i cannot see where have you been having staying power, it's fine but a little bit whatever
tbh at this point i'm kind of sick of Rihanna for a hot minute (LOUD notwithstanding). i feel like her sense of self is a bit fucked. like yeah we get it, you're a fierce badass bitch (this was mostly spurred by the recent spread in vogue mind you)
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
she's got another feature with chris brown on this album
― prolego, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
i'll tell you what won't have staying power is "Diamonds," which will seem pretty ancient by the time she launches the tour named after it next friggin' March
― ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)
5. "Loveeeeeee Song" (featuring Future)
please let this be real though
― ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
so true about diamonds
tbh tho i still get into cake in a big way
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
"Birthday Cake" is pretty great in spite of the context in which it exists
― ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)
I agree "Don't Stop The Music" played a part in bringing dance back on the US pop charts. Since the 00's, they had only been filled with hip-hop, r&b and rock. Save for some random novelty cover hits from D.H.T., Cascada, and DJ Sammy, dance was completely shut out. The US must be the only country where "Hung Up" didn't go #1 (it peaked at 7).
― LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
I would point at "S.O.S." from the year before, actually
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
― prolego, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 10:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
this song is called "nobody's business"
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
if it's nobody's business, maybe stop singing about it on your multiplatinum-selling albums
</kneejerk>
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
excellent point
― ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
word
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
It felt more dancehall to me, tempo is still pretty slow.
― LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
not very dancehall but it's definitely kind of an early outlier of the 07/08 era 'shuffle beat' craze
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
1. Fresh Out The Runway2. Diamonds3. Numb (featuring Eminem)4. Pour It Up5. Loveeeeeee Song (featuring Future)6. Jump7. Right Now8. What Now9. Stay (featuring Mikky Ekko)10. Nobodies Business (featuring Chris Brown)11. Love Without Tragedy / Mother Mary12. Get It Over With13. No Love Allowed14. Lost In Paradise15. Half of Me (Bonus track)
as well as the obvious, THE GRAMMAR, OH GOD
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
maybe she means "the business of the general group of people known as nobodies"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
oh god she's made an album about poor cassie and cici ;_;
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
nice that Mr. Eko from Lost is getting some work though
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
yeah who dat
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
My favorite typo was when she tweeted that the album was called #UNAPLOGETIC - she didn't apologize for it either.
― weak willie (longneck), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder who she's voting for
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
maybe it's secretly a tribute to the Black Eyed Peas
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
Mikky Ekko is a guy with a nice voice who is Clams Casino's new favorite muse.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://poponandon.com/rihanna-unveils-unapologetic-track-listing-snippets/
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
on "jump" she just sings the "pony" chorus before some crazy skrillex breakdown lmao
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
kinda hot tho
Tracks aren't loading for me. ;_;
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
yeah they stopped working for me halfway thru for some reason
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
album sounded kinda good tho
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 2:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
or maybe to the Palestinian Liberation Organization?
― flopson, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
jordan if u had to give me 3 adjectives what would they be
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
Here's the track Mikky Ekko did with Clams Casino: http://soundcloud.com/mikkyekko/pull-me-down
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
― flopson, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 9:12 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If we're lucky, there's an interpolation of Method Man's PLO Style somewhere on the album.
― weak willie (longneck), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
Don't like this Mikyy Ekko guy, even the Clams beat is kinda ehhhhhh.
― king louie riel (rennavate), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/256411509171822592
she misspelled "fuck" too
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
pretty hilar that it's dropping so soon
― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
well she turns into a pumpkin if she goes 18 months w/o a new album or at least a deluxe edition
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 9:31 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I must say that that attitude is why I love Rihanna though. And as misguided as it undoubtedly is, Birthday Cake is one of the hardest "fuck you" songs ever made.
― weak willie (longneck), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
oh drat the chris brown cut is dope
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://jams.to/rihanna-feat-chris-brown-nobodies-business-preview/
really tho
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
long-running celeb meta version of "abused wife bails husband out of jail"
― sug ones (omar little), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)
lord save me but 'jump' kinda slays imo
'numb' ft eminem (shockingly not a dreary piano dirge) might be p good too
'loveeeee song' disappointing, fake 'birthday sex' vibes
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)
i thought all those sounded good... my stream broke right before the guetta track but until then the album sounded pretty r&b to me
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/42768076/file.html
can't find another working stream but here be a rar fwiw
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
i'm proud to announce that i've yet to reach the point in my life where i'm downloading a .rar of snippets
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)
that did cross my mind too but then i realised i was probably only gonna listen to the full version 90 seconds at a time anyway so
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
the 78-second version of "Birthday Cake" is one of the best tracks of her career so i wouldn't mind if she just started doing songs that short
― Citizen Ship (some dude), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)
hah i just assumed 'jump' really was skrillex but of course it's actually stargate, those implacable scamps
while i'm checking the credits for the first time now i might as well add 'nobodies business' is a terius & los bit of genius in case no one knew
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
god i can't wait to see an album back cover with "Nobodies Business" printed on it
― Citizen Ship (some dude), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMMDYACE5yM&feature=youtu.be
aka BANDS A MAKE HER DANCE. like the mike will made it track tho
― king louie riel (rennavate), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
link broke
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMMDYACE5yM
let's try again
― king louie riel (rennavate), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)
"my fragrance on and they love they smell"
ha reminds me of dre pushing his headphones in that kendrick song
― king louie riel (rennavate), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)
i like it
― surm, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
don't really care about that one
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
Sounds like something Ty$ would write. Did he?
― weak willie (longneck), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
man she is just a lost cause at this point
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/woman/fashion-beauty/rihanna-i-wanted-face-tattoo-16237261.html
― bish don't kill my bosch (some dude), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
she just starts singing "pony" in the middle of this album
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
i think "phresh out the runway" might have been properly great though
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
you forgot to mention THE DROP that follows the Pony interpolation
― Number None, Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
the piano and the double-tracked vox on the chorus of "nobody's business" had me fearing the worst about how it would turn out to be amazing but luckily CB smearing himself all over it is aesthetically as well as morally repugnant so i'm just annoyed that it's a potential amazing song gone to waste
"love without tragedy/mother mary", also los/terius, is probably the best thing she's done in years
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
love "pour it up" btw
― childish bambino (rennavate), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
"loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee song" is the most ridiculous fucking title
it's not even that good
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
overall the album at least sounds like more than two seconds of thought went into it. maybe five seconds. the vocals sound kinda rough, like she just used the first take or had a sore throat or something.
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
i like the future song! "jump" is awful tho
― childish bambino (rennavate), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
LOL at the final sound on this album being that corny voice going "bass slap!"
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
is that chris brown rapping on "jump"?
― childish bambino (rennavate), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
or is that asap rocky? i can't tell...
― childish bambino (rennavate), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
kanye, right?
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
maybe it is asap. i thought it kinda sounded like kanye
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
no that's def not kanye
― childish bambino (rennavate), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
probably a$ap -- rihanna taking him as an opening act on her arena tour is an even stranger act of charity than MMG letting MGK open up their arena shows
― some dude, Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
also lmao at police "interpolation" on "love without tragedy"
― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, 16 November 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
I'm guessing Kevin Cossum? He's in the credits.
― weak willie (longneck), Friday, 16 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
ok i lied i love "jump"
― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, 16 November 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
the thing with "jump" is that it's good enough that just singing the entire hook of a very famous song feels like an unnecessarily desperate cop-out
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 16 November 2012 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
I really like this new album.
― weak willie (longneck), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
is there anywhere to tlak about the rihanna plane
― 乒乓, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
as some of you might've already surmised, the rihanna plane is one of the funniest things ever to me
― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
I like to imagine the Rihanna plane as an irl Sex House
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
rihanna plane = life
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, November 19, 2012 5:36 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol i had the exact same thought
― fanute da croupier (D-40), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)
i was supposed to be on rihanna plane
― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
WHAT
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
A party plane circling the globe is some sort of perfect metaphor for Rihanna. A party island would be even better. I'm amazed at her pace. She's like a perpetual singles machine, though I have trouble caring enough about any of them to hear them played as much as they are. The "Pony" sample is hilarious, however. Kind of like, you like this song fine, huh? Well them I'm just going to go into "Pony."
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)
Well it kind of makes sense if you've got your eye on the djs, who get an excuse to make a transition from a classic song to your contemporary hit or the other way around. That being said, the transition isn't the smoothest in this particular case.
― weak willie (longneck), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 08:07 (thirteen years ago)
ugh that is always the most hackneyed dj move
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 08:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1697777/jay-z-rihanna-love-song-future.jhtml
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
"It was amazing."
― weak willie (longneck), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)
"get it over with" is amazing
― surm, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)
I actually really like this new album. The ballads are surprisingly strong especially Stay, What Now and Mother Mary. The production is pretty great too.
― Kitchen Person, Friday, 23 November 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i only like a handful of songs but a lot of them fail in interesting ways, like "what now"
i adore "love without tragedy" so much that when it turns into "mother mary" it's a bit of an anticlimax
"phresh out the runway" and "pour it up" are my keepers though
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 08:05 (thirteen years ago)
yeah "pour it up" is fantastic. i actually like "right now" a lot
― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, 23 November 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
right now lyrics sound kind of stupid to me. if i have to hear one more song about how we're young right now or how we have to live our lives like we're dying i'm gonna vom
― surm, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
what now i think i liked though
― surm, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
the platitudinousness is kinda what's appealing about 'right now', undemanding in a sea of ugly lies
― r|t|c, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
(uglier, at least)
― r|t|c, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
i don't think platitudes are really what rihanna's missing right now.
― surm, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
if it's nobody's business how about not posting a photo of chris brown topless in your bed on your fucking instagram
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 25 November 2012 09:18 (thirteen years ago)
I believe Pitchfork didn't enjoy this too much.
― weak willie (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
confused about this part:
Unapologetic courts this confusion. We see the singer as self-possessed ("Good Girl Gone Bad"), a superstar isolated by her fame ("A Girl Like Me") who is full of sexual brio ("Rude Boy").
none of these songs are on the album afaik???
― crüt, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
There's a lot of confusion in there. However, comparing Future's contribution to "a dog vomiting" was the thing that really got me mad.
― weak willie (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
In context, she's saying these previously released songs paint a powerful image that's already difficult to disentangle from Rihanna's personal life and Unapologetic doubles down on this blurring between fact and fiction by explicitly evoking and heavily trading upon the battery incident that has become the defining fact about "the real Rihanna".
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
i thought that it was a bit confusing too
i don't really rate "loveeeeee song" at all, i'd agree that future is a bit OTT on it
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
"A bit OTT" is what Future does in general, though? "A dog vomiting" is just insulting. I definitely find a lot of the posturing on the album to be questionable to say the least. But Hopper goes out of her way to say that the album sounds like shit and it doesn't.
― weak willie (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
nah on loveeeee song it really does sound like he's in the process of getting sick
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
heaven forfend we insult future
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
Future is God. Pluto 3D is his second coming. Sulphurous pits await those who dare to compare His works to a dog's vomit.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
I'm only half-joking.
tellin jokes, tellin not-jokes at the same damn time
― crüt, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
Setting aside whether you or I like the album better than she does, I liked Hopper's review just fine. I always find it interesting when pop stars straddle the personal and the impersonal, sometimes successfully, sometimes not. This review falls on the "not" side, which I understand if the results are indeed a mish-mash of confessional, confrontational and dutifully by the numbers. Read like she mostly said Rihanna herself sounded like shit.
Is " I pray that love don't strike twice" a literal-minded reference to getting beat up by Chris Brown? If so, that's brazen.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 26, 2012 7:54 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think that one is taking it a bit too far. In general, I'm open for a review such as the one Hopper was going for. I just think she's too imprecise here, the nuances get lost. She just kinda comes storming out the gate, bat in hand, from her first sentence on and doesn't stop beating at it until she thinks the critter's dead.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
imprecise how? if anything, she seems to go out of her way to specifically call out everything she disliked about the album, down to the summation
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
She just kinda comes storming out the gate, bat in hand, from her first sentence on and doesn't stop beating at it until she thinks the critter's dead.
Yep, pretty much like everything else Jessica Hopper ever writes.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
Imprecise in that she has an ax to grind and everything on the album ends up chop suey. There are some interesting analyses to be made with this album but all her conclusions seem foredrawn. She just carves her way through all of the offending quotes without stopping to think.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
but her takeaway seems to be "if this album didn't sound like shit, it might be worth analyzing"; given that conclusion, she appears to be making exactly the right supporting argument?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
That's not what I get from this. Her critique of the sound is pretty shallow imo - she puts nearly all her energy into the "contents". At the very least this is an interesting album sonically from a pop diva - very different from her last. To me, Rihanna's main narrative for a while now has been/is that she's desperately trying to avoid ending up as "the victim" in the Story of Rihanna and CB, and rather than making a sensible analysis of how her manouevers are deeply problematic in this regard, Hopper seems intent on putting her back in that role, as the victim.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
She is the victim? Or does that make her a strong woman for taking back a former abuser?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
she gives some background to the album, talks about the "problematic" duet and says it's one of the best songs on the album, spends two paragraphs talking about how most of the songs at the end sound like shit, then talks about how weird and tortured the songs at the end are, wrapping up with:
On one hand, it's tempting to give Rihanna props for broadcasting her all-too-real shortcomings. She's quite a distance from the tidy narrative we'd like, the one where she's learned from her pain and is back to doing diva triumph club stomp in the shadow of Beyoncé. Unapologetic rubs our faces in the inconvenient, messy truth of Rihanna's life which, even if it were done well, would be hard to celebrate as a success. But the measurable failure is the album's music. On a track-by-track basis, the songs make for dull labor, not worth our time and not befitting Rihanna's talent.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
The "and it sounds like shit too"- trope is embraced by moralist critics everywhere, always. People said that about Efil4zaggin and they said it about Naked Lunch. Unapologetic obv isn't that good, but the principle remains. It's the sound of the critic washing her hands.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, November 26, 2012 1:48 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbf that song is completely awesome
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
xpost That's fair, to a degree. If it "sounded good," would the review have moved beyond the Chris Brown stuff?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
I think it sounds good. Not AOTY good, and not stuffed with hot singles, but it's an interesting album sonically. Even stuff like Jump, with its Power Ballad goes brostep goes genderbending pony interpolation, which admittedly is a huge mess, is very interesting.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
im not familiar enough w/ the album to say whether or not she was letting her overarching problems w/ it blind her to what may have been a more complicated record in the interest of a pan but i definitely felt that way about how she described the track with Future which is think is a much more impressive track than shes giving it credit for. ppl who dont get Future are like ppl who hate cilantro
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
too much cilantro is a bad thing
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
that edit you posted on tumblr of the future song is >>> the original tho
There can never be enough Future.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Monday, November 26, 2012 2:54 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
luckily this song is balanced w/ nicely subtle production & a really genuinely interesting performance from rihanna
it helps that it works as a song independently of the CB/R narrative imo
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
D-40 OTM
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
the one track off this album that i super fuck with is "numb," eminem's butt police line included
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
included?
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
damn
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
i dont like all Future songs or something. But I think the rihanna track ranks w/ his best of the year certainly.
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
the best thing about "numb" is that it barely even feels like a song
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
it's like a really good random soundcloud production
subtweets
@jawnitaReviewing the artist vs. reviewing the album = go to therapy my dudes!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
Yes.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
retweeted by edward droste
jesus only 2 months in nyc & i already know who that is
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
jk, in case whiney was going to call me out on hipster faux naif-ness
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
RT and fav by edward droste AND fav by grizzly bear account *strokes chin*
― J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
can we create an indie maginot line & figure out who's on what side
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
How can you avoid reviewing the artist when the artist's album is frequently about the artist? Or when one consensus highlight is a duet with the dude who beat up the artist?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
Well there's no escaping the artist. But you could at least try to say something interesting or perceptive about her, you know? You'd probably get by on that.
And the Numb-Power It Up-Loveeeeeeee-Jump stretch is pretty great imo. (Yes, I like Jump now.) Right Now is testicle cancer though.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
yeah yknow i agree with jawnita, reviewing this on the musical face of it appears idiocy but then creatively it quickly transpires itself as the only option and an unlikely moral victory against music industry machination filth
soemone point me towards her masterpiece review when it arrives
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
future/coriander is a gr8 analogy btw
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
Also I don't think Get It Over With is 'awful' at all unless you reduce it to 'beat me up, please' - which is a pretty drastic critical move. If we're gonna read it as being about CB we should at the very least observe that it completely rearranges the weather metaphor from Umbrella, which I always (belatedly) thought was about them.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
they didn't start dating until after "Umbrella" though
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
― r|t|c, Monday, November 26, 2012 3:07 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
she's not going to make a masterpiece operating on an 8-month cycle
― childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not officially, but they met beforehand and he was on the remix: it was the first time they were on a song together.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
and the-dream said he wrote the song about his mother. and...nevermind i give up
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
Was talking about this on twitter last night, and someone pointed out how hilarious someone taking this kind of rockist line on Future is when he's all about pure emotion over sounding pretty and how "blues" he is.
Also "Loveeeeeee Song" is one of the best songs this year. Thug luv duets 4 life.
― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
xpost...and The-Dream tried to sell it first to Britney and then it was going to Mary - but Rihanna heard it and wanted it and got Def Jam to put the pressure on. It's not about what the song is REALLY about. It's about what it means to her.
Also, yes. Loveeeeeee Song. So great.
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
yeah loveeeeeeee song (also i love the title, form reflecting content here) is one of the highlights for sure
― childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
Reviewing the music and the context isn't either/or, I guess you have to get the balance right which is what I tried to do? It would be weird to lean too heavily in either direction.
Really not down with just shrugging about Nobody's Business and acting like everything's OK but equally the professionally outraged don't come out well either.
Strictly musically it has its moments but as an album is patchy at best, it's not some kind of masterpiece that overrides its context. Future as dog being sick makes total sense, can't deal with dude after having to sit through Pluto more than once
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
Pluto is top 5 albums this year, fuiud.
― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
Future as dog being sick makes total sense, can't deal with dude after having to sit through Pluto more than once
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, November 26, 2012 4:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you've mentioned
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)
please tell us how you really feel about future, lex
― childish bambino (rennavate), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
he cant get through the album its so difficult because he sounds like a sick dog
― D-40, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
lolololololooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
L-O-V-E-E-E AND AFFECTION
― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)
Is there some other thread where people are talking about Pink, IMO the superior confessional top 40 act?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
no
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
Huh. Well, Pink is the superior confessional top 40 act, and I bet she can beat up Chris Brown.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
there is this thread, i guess: U + Ur POLL: P!nk's Greatest Hits...So Far!!!
― some dude, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
my bf just pointed me in the direction of Numb and i agree with Jordan that it is next level for sure
― surm, Sunday, 2 December 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)
You saw me on a televisionSetting fire to all the buildingsYeah I guess you saw me stealingBut you've no idea what I've been needing
erm does "half of me" (written by emeli sandé) start off being about...the london riots? and then segues into celebrity gilded cage stuff without batting an eyelid? what a curious* song
*cack-handed
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
album is kinda hot
― flopson, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
oh man, glad some people like "numb." couple friends of mine were complaining about it being one of the lowlights of the album
― one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
some real weird grim vibes there minus the kinda shitty em verse
― one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
i think i am the only person whose favourite song on this, by a very long waym is "phresh out the runway" :/
― lex pretend, Friday, 4 January 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://soundcloud.com/seanib-com/rihanna-in-the-jungle-seani-b
http://i.imgur.com/omzyn.jpg
― r|t|c, Friday, 4 January 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
kind of bummed that "Pour It Up" is pulling ahead of "Loveeeeeee Song" on urban radio
― some dude, Friday, 4 January 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
the victoria secret show performance of 'phresh out the runway' was really awesome
― Jacques_Lamure, Friday, 4 January 2013 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
"phresh out the runway" is dope but "numb" is the real banger off this. i like "pour it up" more than "loveeeeee song"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
numn when that man comes in on the chorus
chills
― surm, Friday, 4 January 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
Stay videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
Mykki Ekko confuses me. Why is some completely random unknown moany white boy on a big Rihanna single?
Terrible song with or without him though
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah who is this guy?
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
He co-wrote/-produced it, I guess? I don't really have any problem with the song, seems like a weird choice for a single tho.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
So weird, right? Songwriters singing and producing their own songs...ON A RIHANNA ALBUM?!! GTFO!
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
i think i like stay a lot, seems like a weird song to call terrible but i have to listen again i've only heard it like once
― surm, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
xp Terius should've been her duet partner (not really, but anyone other than Chris) on "Nobody's Business" at any rate.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
I assume no songwriter as hitherto unknown (and unremarkable) as Ekko would end up with a featuring credit, a substantial vocal part, a video appearance and his song being pushed as a single if a big push in his own right wasn't being planned. Which is ominous, because on the evidence he's shit and this is nothing to look fwd to
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
perhaps i've developed a degree of paranoia after years of being comprehensively gainsaid by rih's fiendishly clever handlers but i think of 'stay' as kind of a muted trojan horse just to keep her name in the air until the (spring/summer)time is right and punters' patience is more temperate
contrary to what i had idly assumed it appears there is in fact a substantial difference between mykkis blanco and ekko. i'm actually looking at pictures of ekko now trying to see into his soul but all that comes to mind is "john mayer needs a haircut"
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
Found myself enjoying this on the radio recently which is more than I could say for Diamonds.
Still never heard Unapologetic in full.
― monotony, Thursday, 14 February 2013 04:29 (thirteen years ago)
Despite a couple barely forgivable moments it's possibly her best album? Which isn't saying a ton but it's good.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:09 (thirteen years ago)
nah, 'good girl gone bad' is wayyyyy better
that's an out-an-out great pop album
― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:10 (thirteen years ago)
I'd say they're on par. I haven't listened to GGGB in forever tho and should probably revisit.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:14 (thirteen years ago)
seems like a weird choice for a single tho.
Seems pretty obviously an attempt to capitalize on some Gotye hangover. I don't think this will have a ton of top 40 success, but it's definitely one of those THIS IS DEEP AND MEANS SOMETHING TO ME songs for teenagers.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:16 (thirteen years ago)
the whole album is pretty downtempo compared to other Rihanna records (maybe even Rated R?), so it kinda figures that this would be the time that they'd venture a piano ballad single for the first time since "Unfaithful" (which this is at least way way better than)
― BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:21 (thirteen years ago)
I was thinking Adele, rather than Gotye.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:23 (thirteen years ago)
I'll put Music of the Sun up with GGGB and Unapologetic. It's kind of a perfect Caribbean-pop trifle in a way.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:24 (thirteen years ago)
A little of both maybe? The duet reminds me of Gotye, the accompaniment is all Adele.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i get nothing Gotye out that other than 'for the first time ever, white boys can help Rihanna dominate pop radio'
― BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:34 (thirteen years ago)
out of that
yea as far as downtempo goes Stay is leaps and bounds ahead of Diamonds and Unfaithful jeez louise
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:50 (thirteen years ago)
both of those songs are like jackhammers in your brain
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:51 (thirteen years ago)
'for the first time ever, white boys can help Rihanna dominate pop radio'
please
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjFam_dQL85wCHZVi3jd-TCcUxhtItAFozAI5Of2W9AdByjbiEtA
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 07:20 (thirteen years ago)
eh i meant as performers obv
― BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:58 (thirteen years ago)
well idk i kinda like this song actually, it sounded 'right' when i first heard it on the radio on a cold night
― teledyldonix, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
totally
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
One thing I've noticed about Rihanna as a singer is that she has started emoting more convincingly as she's gotten older; I cringe to think of what she would have done to this song had it come out at the same time as "Unfaithful".
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
it would have been very sad :(
and yes i've heard people comment similarly about her recent performances
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
she's pretty fantastic on "Loveeeeeee Song" imo
― weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
ur pretty fantastic
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
ur pretty
― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)
thx surm happy valentine's day
― weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
blushin
― surm, Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
favourite riri album for me is a tossup between GGGB and Rated R, Loud and Talk that talk both had shining moments but felt tossed off and lazy. Everything I read about this album made it sound even lazier + i guess i still find the whole chris brown thing pretty icky, but then I listened to "stay" about four times yesterday so now i don't even know.
― monotony, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
vin diesel is feeling "stay"
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4256755106383&set=vb.89562268312&type=2&theater
― weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Friday, 15 February 2013 04:26 (thirteen years ago)
haha wtf
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 15 February 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
totally come round to "pour it up" now, her delivery is fucking amazing
i want a video asap
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 18 March 2013 09:12 (thirteen years ago)
she sounds so...sober
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 18 March 2013 09:13 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know where this should go, because there a million Rihanna threads, but this is so good I have no problem linking to bu**feed.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-rihanna-meet-greet-vs-an-avril-lavigne-meet-greet
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:25 (twelve years ago)
yeah that was pretty hysterical
― some dude, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)
those rihanna pictures are so beautiful!like richard renaldi portraits, http://www.newrepublic.com/article/117208/touching-strangers-richard-renaldi-surprisingly-moving
― schlump, Monday, 5 May 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)
awesome
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Monday, 5 May 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)
is Rihanna way taller than I realized?
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Monday, 5 May 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I had the same though. I'd always assumed she was kind of short(ish) for some reason, but perhaps not.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:04 (twelve years ago)
she's 5'8" and always in heels, so
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 21:09 (twelve years ago)
orchestral "pour it up" <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcjTzDsJnc
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 09:53 (eleven years ago)