KEEP THE JEEP RIDIN' - the all-purpouse Turquoise Jeep thread- Yung Humma, Flynt Flo$$y + crew

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http://www.turquoisejeep.com/Turquoise_Jeep_Records/Home.html

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

non-SMANG IT gifs go on this thread too

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

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markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

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markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

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markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

ws this girl
http://www.abload.de/img/syrupvy00.gifhttp://www.abload.de/img/syrup20y5k.gif

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.abload.de/img/syrup5jczs.gifhttp://www.abload.de/img/syrup63c1j.gif

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

ws&b, so lets just say ws

Katstack Katstack! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 1 January 2011 07:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNQX8lUEDI

/\/K/\/\, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

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/\/K/\/\, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Turquoise Jeep songs/videos are the only things capable of giving life meaning again

markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

slick mahoney is prob my least favorite TJ member, but glad nonetheless that the jeep is ridin again

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

flynt flo$$y cameo is quality

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

this is way more quality than the other slick mahoney joint

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

i still haven't had a chance to listen to this btw

i think "sex syrup" is kind of a jam -- obv it couldn't pass as a real artist's song, not just cuz of the lyrics but obv how much of a prince rip it is, but as a parody song i think it works well

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

I think TJ are their best the closer they hew to the line of plausibility, not that any of their songs have reached that line (this is a good thing, if they ever did, the whole schtick would fall apart). But a couple of their songs, in which category I would place "Sex Syrup", are a bit too openly goofy for their own good.

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

i agree w/ that last part -- i guess i was saying that i find the song to be pretty catchy & since it's obv a parody it doesn't matter to me how much it rips prince

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

your post is why i think "cavities" is almost as good as "lemme smang it"

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

btw I kept the jeep ridin' by buying an mp3 of "Lemme Smang It" off amazon yesterday

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

i bought one off itunes the other day

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

me too

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

Stretchy Pants is the worst

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

how do u distinguish the worst from the best with these guys

got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

best: smang it
worst: stretchy pants

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

^see its easy

gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

yes

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

smang it is pretty much the only flat-out great song theyve done

i always tune out the other songs halfway thru :(

lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

"cavities" is the totally the "smang it" of r&b

J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but the beat is more grating

lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

Bought the whole collection of iTunes and I love it. "Stretchy Pants" is one of my favs though. Flynt Flo$$y just kills it in that one. "Go Grab My Belt" is a serious jam. That scene in the video when the explosions go off behind him is so incredible it makes me upset they didn't just do that every chorus.

IMO this is way better than stuff like The Lonely Island because it sounds like stuff black people might actually listen to.

frogbs, Monday, 3 January 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

^board description

predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 January 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

IMO this is way better than stuff like The Lonely Island because it sounds like stuff black people might actually listen to.

― frogbs, Monday, 3 January 2011 14:20 (54 minutes ago)

o_O

ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Monday, 3 January 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I get a little more of a Tim & Eric for black ppl vibe than Lonely Island

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

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/\/K/\/\, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

uh they're opening for BIG BOI in atlanta?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php?story_fbid=137787392948580&id=66137882060

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

:-)

ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?

ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

good for them.

go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?

― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 1:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shipley better know that tummiscratch produced it then

I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

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ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

sb'd you for trying to ruin this thread real talk

ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

@nate_robinson Nate Robinson
S/O to Turquoise jeep records for the cavities song all time classic #WordAApp!
19 hours ago via Echofon

golden man with homeless voice (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 4 February 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

lol

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

NEW FLO$$Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8&feature=player_embedded

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

this song & video are amazing

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP SNAP

markers, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

^^

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

QUICK NOTE I NEED TO

golden man with homeless voice (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

!!!!

ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

it's like they WANTED a poll

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

i think my favorite part of the video is at the end when flossy & the other dude are doing some slow motion shit & then another guy fly across the frame doing backflips

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

did i mention i like to

http://i.imgur.com/CO8A6.gif

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

this is like some "secret weapon revealed at last!" type of shit

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

round the world pointing at DANCE @2:56 needs a gif.

The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.min.us/ieo9N4.gif

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

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max, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

this is like some "secret weapon revealed at last!" type of shit

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Otm. I feel like he should have mentioned he likes to dance sooner.

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

!!!

<3 'go grab my belt' btw

tbch, i only see piranhas (tpp), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

Wow that is a very legit moonwalk

I haven't seen dancing this good in a music video since MC Hammer, and I mean that in a good way

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

Best line - "She got a sexy thing (she do)/go touch her sexy thing/she got a sexy friend (uh huh)/go touch her sexy friend" (though I might be hearing that wrong)

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

PUT YOUR HANDS ON EM
STRETCHY PANTS ON EM

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 10 February 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

I need a gif of 3:16-3:20

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys,

as lol as the video is, this song is not all that

smang it is still the one to beat

deej, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

deej otm

gr8080, Monday, 7 March 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

I've been DJing TJ stuff recently and "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" always kills it, definitely not a good headphone song but it's definitely one of the best. Of course "Smang It" is the most requested, for whatever reason "Sex Syrup" is too

frogbs, Monday, 7 March 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

people request Smang It? People _know_ Smang It?

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

a girl I know who isn't on ILX, who seems to mainly listen to the Arcade Fire and the National, posted a link to Smang It video on Facebook the other day. apparently it made her LOL.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

xp - not until I played it a few times first; but I think the word is getting out.

I heard TJ were touring this year, and I'd be interested to see the turnout...looking at the interviews and some of the videos I think a lot of these guys are kinda going "all in" with it..

frogbs, Monday, 7 March 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno where yr djing it but songwriting-wise 'i like to dance' is p derivative dated & generic

doesnt mean its not funny but smang it was awesome because it wasnt just funny but worked as contemporary pop too

deej, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

i think "i like to dance" is really catchy

pascal's swagger (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

it's weird tho cuz it's the first TJ song where the song doesn't try & do any heavy lifting on the humor front

pascal's swagger (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno - "wifey boo" does that too, right? (lean cuisine line excepted)

Lt. Van Ice Cage (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

uhhh derivative dated & generic is generally what kills in nightclubs these days (sadly), but "did i mention..." is pretty good as far as those types of songs go

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GksLL.png

naus, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Happy NLMSI day everybody!

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

very cool holiday

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe i'm ill on our national day of smanging. :'(

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

tonight's the night- 6:30 pm = SMANGTIME

the tune is space, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKA99EfPkpk

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

well i'm excited

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

So, if Yung Humma got wit Lady, would they be Smankin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc

light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 April 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkC7scYsLNA

ciderpress, Friday, 22 April 2011 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

:-\

gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)

like "did i mention i like to dance" i think this is an outright good song, but not funny -- kinda weird

whatchyamcallit has always kinda been a weak link tho & i never don't find flynt flossy to be funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 08:06 (fourteen years ago)

not to mention dudes are desperately trying to re-create the magic of "smang it"

gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:09 (fourteen years ago)

you can tell from the "happy sexgiving behind the scenes" that they're funny guys but i dunno i think they're trying too hard post-smang-it

gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

holding out for the next humma track tbh

J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

i like whatchyamcallit, but this song isn't really that good, it's definitely one of the filler tracks on the album. btw "Shuyamouf" is awesome, especially the video

frogbs, Friday, 22 April 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

wait flynt flossy is charlie murphy

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

I would buy that but I have a hard time believing that Charlie Murphy can dance like Flynt Flossy can dance.

a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

also charlie murphy doesn't have one funny bone in his body

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

Also he seems a good deal taller than Flynt?

a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit opening next dj set with this remix

http://soundcloud.com/bobby-c-sound-tv/did-i-mention-i-like-to-dance

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Saturday, 7 May 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

this would be so dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxMF6c8NTjs

D-40, Monday, 16 May 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

awww <3

http://i56.tinypic.com/cj348.jpg

all the way bernt up (tpp), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

okay "Fried or Fertilized" is just... wow

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

dunno about you guys but TJ is starting to legitimately become popular around where I am, "Smang It" and "Sex Syrup" are big among pretty much everyone I know

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

though it seems like 90% of their fans are white

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

what % of people u know are white

hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

i enjoy 'go grab my belt' as a joke, and as a song.

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

well uhhh I'm not saying something like that based on people I know, and even so it's definitely not as much as 90%

i'm just judging it based on the YT videos they post up that actually show the fans, though I might be wrong about this

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

I introduced "Lemme Smang It" to some Bay Area friends of mine, it was quite the hit

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

also WTF is with these guys and their facial hair

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure at one point Flynt Flossy's moustache was fake, but now it seems real ??

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

hey frogbs lets keep talking about race itt

gr8080, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

why, do you have some sort of a lecture

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCd5Y9xP3k

naus, Friday, 17 June 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

this stuff is definitely better than Lonely Island

lots of janitors have something to say (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

that song is legit good

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

that song IS legit good!

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

most of these dudes' vids end up looking like bollywood song vids imo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

want to live on T. JEEP St.

naus, Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

disagree that the song trascends lols -- not a good enough performer imo

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

that's a good time

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

I want a "Flynt Flo$$y Is My Favorite Rapper" shirt so bad, but I know I'd only wear it a couple times and then it would disappear into a wasteland of forgotten t-shirts.

New song is tight.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

I introduced "Lemme Smang It" to some Bay Area friends of mine, it was quite the hit

yeah, same here (i mean, not in the bay area, but yeah). easy sale.

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

favorites in descending order = "smang it", "cavities", "belt", "dance", "shuyamouf". new song's great, but i'm not sure where it fits in. some of the others, like "licky sticky" & "fried or fertilized", i just don't like.

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Fried or fertilized has the biggest divergence between lolz and musicality

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

otm. "dance" falls on the other end of that spectrum.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah "can he move it like this" could be a legit club hit

frogbs, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

well it's kinda obvs a take on "This Is How We Do It" so

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EpaO3t81UM

new video "Happy Sexgiving". pretty catchy

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

Young Humma's --stone face-- is one of the 7 wonders of the world.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, just looking at humma at this point cracks me the hell up

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ flynt flo$$y cartoon cameo

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

Kinda feeling like 5 years from now the benchmark for young starlets will be "I appeared in a Turquoise Jeep video"

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

i'm disappointed with 'sexgiving' :(

seasoning sauce all over me (tpp), Friday, 19 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcGDaLy4Zw

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

okay like

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

looool @ the other dudes

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

thats prob top 3 turquoise jeep for me already

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah for real - the tummiscratch flute solo at the end, "lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

"lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)

― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, October 10, 2011 5:38 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol i loved this

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Doooooope. Def best TJ joint of 2011.

Had to rewind that line xp

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

"did i mention i like to dance" is my fav video just for the sheer amount of ridiculous flynt flossy dance moves

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

the girl in the sexgiving video is gorgeous

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol "I know about three dudes that fertilized them eggs" and two of them being the same dude in different shirts

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that was a great touch

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

either way the girls in the videos are definitely getting hotter over time

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/ncclt2.png

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

i need a .gif of 3:20

ciderpress, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

this is def the strongest since 'smang it' imo

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/do-atlanta-need-point-guard

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

classic chorus

P-NASTY (tpp), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

this is pretty great

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe how great this is

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i've had it stuck in my head all day. definitely on par with "go grab my belt" or even "smang it"

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:37 AM (12 hours ago)

*ahem* you mean, Tummiscratch?

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

LOL @ gilbert arenas for josh smith

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

i think 'go grab my belt' is still best

need a gif of him jumping off the wall tho

fern2gully (goole), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxh48rN9I1qbdjyso1_400.gif

lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

love the vocal line in the new one that's just flynt flossy reacting incredulously to his own verses

lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

THAT GIF!!

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

yo!

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

woot

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

was thinking about doing a TJ poll, but it would just be "Smang It" in a landslide, right?

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, you'd have to exclude that

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

fried or fertilized close second

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

I'd be torn between "Go Grab My Belt" and "Stretchy Pants"

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

When I look at you baby I think of breakfast

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'd go for either "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" or "Why I Gotta Wait"

The Reverend, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god I'm hearing "Cavities" for the first time right now

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

jesus I should not be listening to so much of these guys at one time

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

okay I don't think I paid enough attention to "Fried or Fertilized" the first time I played it

wtf @ the whistle

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

saw these dudes just walking down the street at sxsw

D-40, Friday, 16 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

why did you not stop them for a picture

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

my phone aka camera has been eternally out of batteries

this entire festival is 50% searching for power sockets

D-40, Saturday, 17 March 2012 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

sxsw 2013 business venture: homeless people who are recharging stations

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

wow i almost made a nearly almost identical joke

akadarbarijava (psychgawsple), Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

nearly almost

akadarbarijava (psychgawsple), Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i46.tinypic.com/16h5enb.jpg

my friends got me the best birthday cake

I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

<3

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

love

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

hoooollllllllly shit

J0rdan S., Monday, 21 May 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

otm

Sonic adobes of stultifying hipsterdom (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

you have the greatest friends

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

omg

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

XD

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

you have the greatest friends

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, May 21, 2012 1:30 PM

^^

etc, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

:D

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

i die

tpp, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

ohhh yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4lrJcSjhbU

frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

that's a great video

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

saw these dudes @ sxsw and they had such a clean show. Like they all did so much on stage and it all came off really well

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

one of the more professional shows I've seen in a while from an internet novelty act

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

there should be some sort of punctuation in there, don't think I've seen any other internet novelty acts

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

one of the more professional shows I've seen in a while from an internet novelty act

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:36 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah no joke these guys are legit pros

littledotheyknow (D-40), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

figured "did I mention I like to dance" made that very clear

frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, i'm kind of disappointed we haven't heard from Slick Mahoney lately. it's about time for a new one.

frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah if you got 10 minutes this "documentary" is really great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCMFtwpm4DU

*knock knock*
who is it?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

who's the rapping white girl?

the late great, Thursday, 28 June 2012 05:20 (thirteen years ago)

really liking "My Bad, I'm Sad", which comes up in that video at 3:24

I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

I guess the rapping white girl is "Moonrock"?

The Reverend, Thursday, 28 June 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think she's anybody, maybe a new member of the TJ crew

frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)

Flynt Flo-double-S
It's time to have Ses
Read between the lines
Replace that s with a x

frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

gotta admit i'm feeling the catwoman mask

this is a n00b question but what city are these guys from?

the late great, Thursday, 28 June 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

iirc Flynt said they are from various points on the Eastern seaboard

The Reverend, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524281_10150969154082061_427758097_n.jpg

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

oh man, these dudes are playing Seattle election night.

searching for sug woman (JoeStork), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

damn

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

Nov 03 Terminal West at King Plow Atlanta, GA
Nov 06 The Crocodie Seattle, WA
Nov 07 The Shakedown Bellingham, WA
Nov 08 Fortune Sound Club Vancouver, Canada
Nov 09 Branx Portland, OR
Nov 14 Majestic Madison, WI
Nov 15 Reggies Rock Club Chicago, IL
Nov 16 Mac's Bar Lansing, MI
Nov 17 Shadow Lounge Pittsburgh, PA
Nov 19 Brooklyn Bowl Brooklyn, NY
Nov 20 U Street Music Hall Washington, DC
Nov 21 Ottobar Baltimore, MD
Dec 31 Rickshaw Stop San Francisco, CA

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, 28 October 2012 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h1zGqRXZlnY

thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY

thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

well then

thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

great ff moves @ 1:20

thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

amazing restraint in not making the obvious "poop deck" joke

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

to the gifmobile!

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

beat is hilarious

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

^____^

The Reverend, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)

excellent slick mahoney appearance

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

Can hear my housemate singing Can He Move It Like This in the shower right now hahaha

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 17 February 2013 09:24 (twelve years ago)

this is the best song theyve done in agesq

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

perfect balance between half-assed and really deliberate craft

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

yes this is so good

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

we need gifs of humma moving the net from in front of his face asap

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

everyone says this about new songs they drop like 'smang it' was illmatic or something (ok, it is) but this is the best song since 'smang it'

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

sometimes i think about what my life would be like now if i'd had the benefit of receiving the patented humma stoneface at key moments of foolishness

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

gotta love how most TJ songs reference other TJ songs

"Go Grab My Belt" was always my favorite but I thought that "Why I Gotta Wait?" had the "best since Smang It" label

frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

this video is also easily the funniest thing they've done since smang it

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

well it does have hands down the hottest girl to appear in any TJ video

frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

ya their taste in round the way girls is damn near sublime

still love she out of 'why i gotta wait' the best but these new ones run very close

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

i cant stop laughing at the scene where flynt says "I know of 3 dudes that fertilized them eggs" and it shows three guys, of which two are clearly the same person

frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

not like "oh it's the same guy with a comedy moustache, lol", just straight up same person with a different color shirt on

frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

this guy whatchya seems skillswise p much indistinguishable to a lot of pros, i wouldnt bat an eye if u told me he was some second stringer on dtp or whatever

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

haha yeah i like that lil bit of realness in the mix

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

i rap and i sing for my team, michael bivins
never trust a booty or a smile that's a given

The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

the real question is, when is the next Slick Mahoney joint dropping, I'm sick of him appearing in every TJ video but not actually singing

frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

plank walk twerk is brilliant

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

i don't think i ever watched the "lemme smang it" video

lex pretend, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

lex!!!!!!!!!!!

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

c'mon lex do it!!!!!

'glown' with the king (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

lex hates humor

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRvYA7qT7g

be sure to check this other turquoise jeep classic too lex

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)

ha, did i drop my yung humma = kilo ali gem itt?

The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

its so true

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

i mean, kilo ali is so much more than young humma but yeah

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

only i have gems iirc

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

lex, if you've never heard Kilo's Organized Bass, you'd love that album

The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)

I don't really mind that lex hates humor I just wish he wouldn't, unprovoked, keep reminding us that he hates humor

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

^_^

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qsn6Z5WzOM

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

motherfucking shit these guys played here last night

goole, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

goole, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

i cannot fucking believe i missed a chance to hear 'go grab my belt' live

goole, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

i was thinking the same

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 April 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)

literally read the paper today and thought "you're shitting me"

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 April 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)

it seems like they've toured through the same markets twice in the past year or 6 months, so i imagine they'll be back soon?

Rapper Boy (some dude), Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:33 (twelve years ago)

they put on a really good show!

frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

were there dancers on stage with them

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

trust me they did not need them. however they did bring people on stage for "treat me like a pirate" during which Humma pretty much got molested nonstop

frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

trust me they did not need them.

― frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:56 (17 minutes ago) Permalink

lol, this is v true

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

apparently they're playing in brooklyn tonight?

http://www.brooklynbowl.com/event/222621-turquoise-jeep-brooklyn/

unknown pleasure zone (uptown churl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygLNFdUgtw

frogbs, Saturday, 29 June 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

damn, future really sold out

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

one of my friends just discovered "Taste You Like Yogurt" via Gizmodo which gave me the opportunity to introduce him to "Lemme Smang It"

basically my whole day has been made already

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

I gladly paid 99 cents for this and have blasted it on the way to and from work every day since :S

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

o man i did not know flynt was gonna show up in that

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

wld smang yogurt girl

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

did we ever talk about "I Want Pie"?

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

xp

ya their taste in round the way girls is damn near sublime

― r|t|c, Monday, February 18, 2013 12:30 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYfGx1b58Qo important

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

wow @ the eva longoria lookalike

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)

oh wait. i'm thinking of eva mendes

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

that's eva-ist

2 Steenz (some dude), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:55 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

i like 'naughty farmer'

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

yeah it may be their best one yet, even beats out "Why I gotta wait?" for me

they don't really feel like a novelty act anymore

frogbs, Sunday, 29 September 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

they totally still feel like a novelty act lol

rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

nah i kinda see what frogbs is saying

this one could pretty much just be a demo track for an early pretty ricky tune

r|t|c, Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

obv pr are not the acme of sober professionalism either but yknow

r|t|c, Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

The humour in Naughty Farmer is way too forced for it to be their best.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

lemme smang it is their citizen kane

rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

otm

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

new TJ album just dropped, 8 of the 12 tracks are brand new, looks like Christmas is coming early this year

frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago)

god damn this is smooth as hell, "Crotch Rock That, Girl" is pretty much the best thing ever right now

frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago)

seriously I'm my tenth listen of that song now and I can't fuckin stop

frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 07:01 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

and here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrYOtgmtMg

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

seven months pass...

I feel duty bound to inform this thread that 'Smang It' was played at my wedding reception. Obviously my role in this was to do the Humma grind while my wife, in true Turquoise Jeep video style, stood there and looked bored. Top five life moment, probably.

Matt DC, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

yesssss

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

HERO

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

that's amazing & congrats!

out here like a flopson (tpp), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

yes, congrats on this grand achievement

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

<3<3<3<3<3

bobby shmorbius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=75694

bobby shmorbius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

there is a guy in the library rn who looks like slick mahony and i think he mightve just noticed me trying to get a picture

gbx, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O5LJDy2bWk

frogbs, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:35 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

new album out. the crew is now just Flossy + Whatchya and one new guy. still sounds pretty good though. props for sticking to it for this long.

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

oh damn, we found Humma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwQWOAeOKU

frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:43 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

new song. its been stuck in my head for a while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgtHK0ETWQg

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:31 (four years ago)


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