Most Hilariously Genius Rap Lyric Ever?

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
- Guru

"I play bitch niggas like bitches"
- Group Home

"why you sleepin' with your eyes closed?"
- Timbaland

"If you don't bring back my mother fuckin money or my mother fuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see new years"
- Master P

"Whats Next, whats N-X-E-T"
- Warren G

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack (AHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

- odb

not really genius, i guess. it's the first
thing i thought of.

Chorus: YEE-ah HA HA HA,

HA HA h-HA HAAAA...

...HA HA HAAAAAA!!!"

"Can't speak -teeth too gritty,
Can't even move -drawers too shittay"
-ODB
(along with almost everything else he has done, of course)

In fact, a lot of the stuff on DEATH CERTIFICATE, the first side, is full of great funny lyrics. Cube was on a roll.

Eminem and the Coup seem to claim more than their share of hilarious genius, too, in my opinion.

"the diameter of area, mathematics, straight up scarin' ya"

being a genius and being a nerd are not the same thing

``She wrecked the car and she was sad; And
so afraid that I'd be mad, but what the heck; Tho' I pretended hard to
be; Guess you could say she saw through me; And hugged my neck.

IN THE YEAR 2525 (EXORDIUM AND TERMINUS)

Zager And Evans

In the year 2525, if man is still alive,

If woman can survive, they may find-




In the year 3535

Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.

Everything you think, do, and say

Is in the pill you took today.




In the year 4545

Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes.

You won't find a thing to chew,

Nobody's gonna look at you.




In the year 5555

Your arms are hanging limp at your side,

You legs got nothing to do,

Some machine's doing that for you.




In the year 6565

Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife.

You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too

From the bottom of a long glass tube.

Whoa-oh-oh.




In the year 7510

If God's a-coming He ought to make it by then.

Maybe he'll look around himself and say,

"Guess it's time for the Judgement Day."




In the year 8510

God is gonna shake his mighty head.

He'll either say, "I'm pleased where man has been"

Or tear it down and start again. - Whoa-oh-oh




In the year 9595

I'm kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive;

He's taken everything this old Earth can give

And he ain't put back nothing.




Now it's been ten thousand years,

Man has cried a billion tears

For what he never knew.

Now man's reign is through.

But throughout eternal night,

The twinkling of starlight,

So very far away,

Maybe it's only yesterday...




In the year 2525 (etc...)

..can't remember the full lyric, but
"Suck my butt with 1000 crazystraws" - Shazzy

"Well, my name's Eazy-E and I got Bitches Galore. You may got a lotta bitches.....but I got much more!"

"While you're workin' at Mickey D's/Your girl be workin' on DEEZ!"

"While you be shootin' your gat/I tawt I taw a putty tat"

"While you be wheelin' and dealin'/Your girl be kneelin' and feelin'"

and many more, all from Kwest the Mad Ladd's "101 Things to Do While I'm with Your Girl"

Del the Funky Homosapien's "Phoney Phranchise": "With my headphones slammin' playin' Iron Maiden/Sleepin' in the lobby in the Days Inn"
Kool Keith's "Lost In Space": "Turn off my pager and quickly relax my feet/hotel unknown drinkin' brew watchin' 'Sesame Street'"

"i know him, and he does."

"and you're my fact-checkin' cuz."

MC Ren - NWA - "Parental Discretion Iz Advised"

"Tryin' to have class
Too dumb to be smart, too dumb to get ass"

"Talkin' that red, black and green
That's cool, but gimme the green"

"She wanted me to pee in her face
(So what did you do?)
I pissed in her face!"

"There I was, sittin' on the bus, feelin' senile
Ridin' upstate to the mf'n penile...
I was sittin' in the back with two Puerto Ricans
and their feet were stinkin'- whoo!"

"Too dumb to be smart" - that one always kills me.

good trick for manipulating man/woman (target) at karaoke bar is talk about how things are so gloomy these days using eco/war genetix blah blah general sci fi stuff (make up a story perhaps) and freak them out

you'll find one of the few good songs on nu zilant karaoke machines is ".. year 2525" so have it booked (before beginning to get too predatory with target(s), like they don't see you book it, for instance)

so when you're really worrying the shit out of person(s) (or perhaps even freak out the sister who's with him (ie get the chance to agree with his sister that it _is_ a scary song because maybe his whole family thinks it's a really scary song) -- doesn't matter how scared you are)

then your name get's called mysteriously out of the blue (and make that really freaky like the pub want's you to sing and you're being forced against your will eg) and you go up and sing that song you know so well, and it _does_ generally scare people in my experience, so you'll have by now a selection of people to reassure for the rest of the night from that pub into the palm of your hand to alternatively scare/fuck/reassure to _your_ heart's content

in my experience just karaokeing _that_ song out of the blue will freak out quite a number of people who're into karaoke as they compare you to what their partner's capable of singing or talking or thinking about etc..

it's that motherzappa's "Freak Out" (1st zappa and 1st true double album in rock) song "trouble coming everyday" where shit-hot-(w)h(it)e frank raps along the lines of "how the niggers feel the cold and the sun's got so much soul" and sweats it watching the poor old police vs. the blacks in the Watts riots on TV ("with the [whiskey] passing 'round") as he's reclining on w/beer

his double-black delivery on _only_this_song_ is "rap" ( the way the "cat's that he won't let work with him 'cause they smoke in the studio, dig their own ideas, work as a team etc. " talk )

Mike Ladd on 'Hero Theme' by the Infesticons

UTFO, "Roxanne's Revenge"

"I'm not prejudiced, but I'll tell ya right now,
I don't like the girl who eats the Puppy Chow..."

Boogie Brothers, "Fly Girl"

"Tell yo' momma to get off my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I'm gonna hold it and walk around the stage
And if you fuck up I'm going to get the gauge
And unload the barrel and laugh
'Cuz I'm putting lead in yo' muthafuckin' ass."

Haha! I love that...

or

i'm the king of boggle / there's no-one higher / score eleven points from the word quagmire

or

intimidating you like a velociraptor / with an adaptor

when capone forgets to ghostwrite wonderful things happen in nore's head

"Ayo verse 2 coming with my Heineken brew
N O R putting people back in I C U
You ain't even thiddink that I need a driddink
hit you up quick before you could
even bliddink
Give you a splitting cut you up with the shiddank
tell your accountant to go and just check the biddank
I damn near broke you and I ain't even thiddink
I gotta churrda lurrda girls like Shabba Riddanks
Guaranteed to be there just like Fed Ex
we write our own rhymes kid you can tell the creddex
me and Nature stay fuckin with grimlettes
yo the hood baddest the bitches ass is the fattest
Smack Smack Smack Smack peep Gladys
if you don't know yo then I don't know
I'm gonna get me some head right after the show
you can meet me at the room nigga 664"

I'm like a hammer that you hold on your hand, I make hits
At the white boy club wilin' buyin the bar
They like "hey now! you're an all star", it go-

it's like he has an idea.. and then he has another one!

#2 the 'girl's "Nepoleon and Josephine" single subverts up raps "man, i know what i'm talking about, uh , y'_know_, know what i'm saying"(well the 'girls don't resort to cliche, if you know what i'm saying) machismo word to the wise guy crock, by assuming the position of a screwed-up all-american bad-ass rapping to one of his fellows, like "that's how it is, man, the white man will not understand these languages or equations" as _naieve_ _misinterpretation_ of conspiracy theory, rap rhyme, black cop white cop and especially the whole "i'm channelling the _real_ _media_ in my head man";

in both cases none of the above are the actual words, it's much funnier/faster when paid at full speed, but most importantly, the topicality of "meninkahki mashh6077" type stuff -- but real words "zimbabwe" for instance ..

actually here's some rations of x+y=foo as best as i can rab (hear it "tonight, the whole thing, cut it off, send it to me,[ .. ,] CA12345, Redondo Beach, men are pigs, yeah" henrietta):

... the iraq-oi tryed, didn't [] but [] tied,
zerostrian skulls, salvation army christmas bells,
[as] plyed by hans muslim anderson,
strike !
three little figs are mine, i wear them all the time,
to [debauche the things i] shouldn't, and to flap the wings i couldn't ...

- Def Jef, "Droppin' Rhymes on Drums" (a song I do like, but what's with the circular reasoning?)

"MC's break-fast like flapjacks n' bacon"

Forget oreos eat cool j cookies

I've paid my debts and paid my dues,
and laid more chicks than mother goose
-.........
Chicks Flock to my jock like it's Golden
Testin' the Weight I be holdin'.
-Jurassic 5
I was a gangsta from the get go...
I put fags, in body bags, with tags on their Big Toe.
-Big L
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
when I was dead broke, man, I couldn't think of this...
-Notorious BIG

"I'll cut your ass in half and leave you with a semicolon."

"Yeah I pack a beaner
Fuck a misdmeanor
beatin' motherfuckas like Ike beat Tina"

Sensitive guy, that Biggie.

I'm too fuckin' retarded
I don't give a fuck about my dick
that's why I'm dating Lorena Bobbitt...
Plus I made all the beats and wrote all the raps
Well I really didn't, but I did according to this contract

"I went to Area 51 and taught aliens mathematics
You betta believe I could teach Christopher Reeve acrobatics"

"u gotta get ya some scooby doos, got those scooby doos - those are shoes, by the way - got those scooby doos haha"

"Pop 4 Roc"
We don't engage in war, we elope
Orange juice style, beat niggas to a pulp
We broke, nigga you just told 3 jokes

"Girls Girls Girls"
Now that's young chick, stewardess, project and model
That means I fly rough early, plus I know Tae-bo
That means I'm new school, pop pills and stay in beef
But I never have a problem with my first class seat

"Spit lyrics in your face like Patrick Viera at Neil Ruddock".

And now I'm living in correctional facilities..."

N.W.A. - Express Yourself

"I don't have no problem with you fucking me / but I gotta little problem with you NOT fucking me" - ODB

(This is followed by second best lyric ever, "Baby, you know I'll take care of you / Cos you say you got my baby and I know it ain't true")

i dont think you do

What exactly does this mean? Didn't Jay-Z blow up 7 years ago? And isn't the Elton John reference just a more homophobic version of "Gay-Z"? I'd like to think it means that Sean Carter's really a monogamous kind of guy - which makes me like the Jay-Z song even more - but I know that's not what he's saying.

- Natural Law of Poem-Cees, "Sha Sha"

"Time and place don't matter to me sweetie/
I'll fuck ya on the A-train while I write graffiti."

(better when delivered with G-Rap's rather pronounced lisp.)

yo, edan and I'm the FUCK up out yo

'Paradise is ve-ry nice'
- LL Cool J

By The Way, Rawkus were the fucking BEST music label in hiphop with artists such as Talib Kweli and Mos Def, enuf said.

Doug E Fresh

(Ghostface Killa, 'Wildflower')

Could he be the world's least coherent man?

My beats are like molasses
Sweet and slow like Jackie Onassis with Alzheimer's
Social climbers, slip on my diarrhea
MCs sound the same like onomatopoeia.

The new Majesticons album also has lots of these, my favourite:

What it looks like
What it smells like
What it tastes like
What it feels like not be genuine
Don't need plastic to represent I'm feminine
My oestrogen is powerful, I'm a superhero
You're busy chasing Rob, what for, his de Niro?

"Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong
rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs"
-MC Frontalot, "Which MC Was That?"

oh its a private joke, never mind...

all time favorite rhyme from NWA, Straight out of Compton
Pure poetry...I can see the teeth.

"Pushing more power than a duracell"

Man parrish - Boogie down bronx

"You're out of your depth bitch, best fetch Mitch Buchanon" Aspects

"We're up there like the hand of Keith Harris."

"We wanna fuck you, Eazy!
I wanna fuck you too!"

OMG HAHA

- Phife, "Electric Relaxation"

from fuck tha police:
"shining the light in my face/and for what?/maybe it's because i kick so much butt/i kick ass!"

also from same album the classic..."I'm so bad / I can suck my own dick!"

"I'm in the club, nigga, gettin' my thug on...lookin' for big booty bitches that I can rub on."

---obd

and pretty much the rest of "How to Rob"

"I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime"

I love that one

Wu Tang Clan

"This is how we do / We make a move and act a fool / while we up in da club"

What, no "crunk?" Seriously, when Lindsey Lohan sings about being "up in da club" (and she does, in "Rumors"), it's time to retire the phrase.

"I'm kickin it the hardest/so gimme my shoes back"

Mr Man from Reflection Eternal

You got the song right.

"I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious"

"Fried fish halibut
pull out the bull horn
and celebrate like Kunta was born
we elbowed our way inside loud and got on
I played the building, burn a branch and get filled in
Like Pilgrims G-in' Pepperidge Farms from out a million
who wanna rhyme? who wanna challenge the swordsman?
that rock that fisherman hat like Gorton's"

"They pull out my picture in silence
cause my identity by itself causes violence"

-Parrish Smith of EPMD, "So What Cha Sayin'"

"where you wanna go the waffle house or ihop?? put ya head in my lap, meet cyclops"

runner up has got to be camron on "down and out"

"you got pets? me too, mines are dead"

Probably that Felix Unger, the neat freak, would never drool at the dinner table.

What really confuses me is "you say you like Felix Unger" line. Is "you" being used as "you are," as in "you say you pattern yourself after Felix Unger, but you must be lying as you're drooling at the dinner table?" Or should it be read as "you express an admiration for Felix Unger, but your lack of table manners force me to question that statement?"

thought i was a donut
you tried to glaze me
-Rakim

I know you're wearin' gold
but you're eatin' popcorn
- Schoolly D

We got into my room, bitch started to scream,
Momma busted in, what a fucked up scene
Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees
Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please
Put back your gun, put down your brew...
My mom fucked up the room
- Schoolly D

Everything I do is important
So I keep my feces in jars
- sage francis

people come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mother's dick
- Beasties

I'm with some nasty ho's
eating pistachios
- Ludacris

Let me pull ya brain out ya ass with a hanger
- Method Man

Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, LA Times front page
- Eazy E

I'm rollin hard now, I'm under control
Then wrapped the six-four 'round a telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter, and go buy another
- Eazy E

Walked over to 'em and said, "Whassup?"
The first nigga that I saw, hit him in the jaw
- NWA

we didn't get no play from the ladies
we're six niggas in a car, are you crazy?
- NWA (Ice Cube wrote a lot of the lyrics on the first Eazy-E and NWA albums. Compare those lyrics to later NWA and Eazy-E material and it's pretty clear who the bright bulb was. MC Ren was the next best in that crew...)

why, niggas wanna get up and rap and rap and rap
man, fuck that
- ODB

"For cryin' out loud, my style is wild, so book me
Not long is how long that this rhyme took me"

"I make them devils cower to the Caucus Mountains" (uh, where?)

"Yeah Onyx, Wu-Tang, on tracks we gang bang
Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

and a few seconds later:

"Aiyyo you ready for the ferocious, atrocious
Supercalifragalisticexpialla dope shit"

Redman's "I'll Bee Dat" builds its genius across the song with this theme:

"My first name must be 'he ain't shit'
Cause every time I'm in the car bitches be like, 'he ain't shit!'"

"My middle name must be 'fuck you'
Cause every time I'm in the hood niggers be like, 'fuck you!'"

and, in the verse:

"Remember you, bitch? Shit, I forget my last name."

which, taken together, suggests that Redman has no idea who he is at all, which makes me laugh. Also: "A ghetto like D&D fuckin' with D; you'll be on 'Banned From TV, Part Three." and "Soon as I walk in, dogs are barking; Haters play them back, I stay in front like handicap parking."

That's where those white devil caucasians come from, homeboy. I fear for the 85 who don't got a clue.

"i rise to the top i eat a pig because the pig is the cop"

"everybody acts like its a commercial like life is a big commercial"

"my rap styles carry like mariah"

-- Biz Markie

Better tell these folks, cause they're charging admission...

http://www.themountainschool.com/ex_eur_elbrus.html

They're referred to both as the Caucasus and Caucus Mountains. Which is good, because "makin' devils cower to the Caucasus Mountains" just doesn't roll off the tongue...

What have we learned? There are three spellings for the Caucus/Caucas/Caucasus mountain range.

"When Lady Liberty has been Bewitched like Samantha
And poverty is one of the most malignant forms of cancer
To all my black-magic romancers and acid-rain dancers:
Develop close ties, like Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza."

and:

"Whirlwind tornadoes in the rain-forest if you say so,
KRS and the Last Emperor, raw like the Green Hornet and Kato
Zach de la Rocha brings the en'Rage'd flow
But all three drop science to become the most powerful alliance since NATO."

amazingly, neither these awkward metaphors, nor the chorus's ineffably clumsy "You claim I'm sellin' crack...but you be doin' that," nor even the echo effect on "NATO" (nato ato ato ato) come from Zach de la Rocha, who mostly lays low and lets the so-called Last Emperor drop all these terrible rhymes...KRS-One mostly limits himself to some "yuh yuh yuh" stuff...it's a fairly weak track overall but strangely compelling...

I make them devils cower to the Appalachians.

we have a new winner!

What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper

I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- ya dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fuckin head

I was listening to Yo! Bum Rush The Show the other day for the first time in years, and remembered this from Flavor Flav:

When I get to the beach, the ground's so sandy
Girls on my jock like ants on candy

"I screamed out my lungs
'This is discrimination!
What's the charge?' he said, 'you just robbed a gas station'
'Who me? not me! It couldn't be
I was at the Grammys, with Brandy;
Didn't you see me, on T V?'
'Bullshit, y'all all in the same game'
He tried to run me off the road
Like he was Roscoe P. Coltrane."

better:

"Girls scream for me like I was part of the Beatles
But I'm not, honey
But I could be your Paul McCartney
And ebony and ivory into my jacuzzi"

nanana na na na na
nanana (na)
su-per size (size), su-per size (size)
right before your eyes
bringin treats like giant sweet potato pies

busta and serious - "we could take it outside"

i don't know why, but that had me laughing for like 10 minutes

Mf Doom "All Outta Ale"

"one hand on the mic/the other on the beaker"

Do this like Buddhists? Flava?

"The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees"
(And I think that the Public Enemy site redacts some of Flava's lyrics to make them sound more rational. Like instead of "They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's funky scalpilation," they go with "compilation."

here's a gem from Project Pat. The phrasing is key:
"Buying you Taco Bell but a pimp eating steak
Corn bread, collard greens, chit-a-lings on my plate
Always late for a date and she always trippin'
She can hate my fuckin guts but she lovin' my pimpin'"

- Ludacris

!!!!

"Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too,
I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I
had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor.
I killed Superman! I killed Super Man... how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green Chronic."

And:

"You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same first I just did, this.
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My Spider-Sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next."

And the best:

"High-five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon I
grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
out the trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich."

You maybe have to hear the song to grasp just how perfectly all this straddles the line between clunky awkwardness and brilliant flow. But somehow to me it epitomizes what I love about this thread.

I heard somebody coughin'
I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o' clock!
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, oh YO!
It was Brenda
She worked at Red Lobster, but I didn't remember.

He didn't remember? It's either stupidest thing I've ever heard or the most badass.

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years

....what does he really mean? I mean at first it's obvious and kicks ass and you're totally sold, and then it's like - but wait, LL, it's implicit in the idea of a comeback that someone has been around for years, sucking. He might as well have said "Don't call it a comeback / Some of the greatest artists ever are bland."

Sir Humpty (pronounced with an "umpty")

Sorry if this was mentioned earlier.

-It Takes Two

"Who's that fuckin' naked cook
Fixin' three-course meals?
Gettin' goosebumps
When her body tap the six-inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM?
What you got in that ROOM??
A couple of gats, a couple of knives
A couple of rats a couple of wives"

I like the bit that comes right after this

"you drive a subaru, sit in a cubicle
I fly through the air with weed crumbs under my cuticles"

No! It's implicit that they have been GONE and are now COMING BACK.

Here's an actual problematic LL lyric that gets totally sold by his delivery:
"Ask Canibus
He ain't understandin' this
Cause 99% of his fans don't exist!"

--Missy, "Supa Dupa Fly"

Spank Rock - Bump

>No! It's implicit that they have been GONE and are now COMING BACK.

I dunno what stats to check on this, but usually don't we label things as "comeback albums" or comeback seasons for sports teams or whatever when they've been around but have been putting out crap? I'm thinking of AMG boilerplate like, I dunno -

The Sorry Sods spent the 80s in the woods commercially, releasing an intermittent stream of albums that failed to ignite the charts or much critical love. Perhaps sensing things were amiss, they consciously drafted Les Invisibles as a tour de force, sidestepping the genre experiments of their previous two LPs and delivering a guest-star-packed encapsulation of the sound that originally brought them fame; minus a few contemporary production touches, it could easily have fit in between Malamaurocking and Six Years On The Underground. The formula work, and the record delivered a solid comeback for the band, who then proceeded to squander the momentum once again over the next few years...

With my headphones slammin' playin' Iron Maiden
Sleepin' in the lobby of the Days Inn

As a fallback, Marley Marl:

Put a quarter in your ass 'cuz you played yourself

Girlies, rub on your titties - yeah
Fuck it - I said, rub on your titties
New York City Gritty Committee
Pity the fool that act shitty
In the midst of the calm, the witty

Yo, where you at?
Uptown, let me see 'em
Notorious for the six-fives and the BMs
Heads give you beef, you put 'em in the mausoleum
And shit don't start pumpin' til after twelve pee-em
Uhhh - ignorant minds, I free 'em
If you tired of the same old everyday you will agree I'm
The most obligated, hard R-rated
Slated to be the best, I must confess the star made it

Now, some might even say that this song is sexist
Cause I ask the girlies to rub on they breast-eses
Whether your ridin' the train or in a Lexus-eses
This is for either/or Rollies or Timex-eses
Wicked like the Exorcist - this is the joint
You holdin' up the wall, then you missin' the point

"You sold platinum 'round the world - I sold wood in the hood"

Terrible line, but I do like the use of "either/or" in a rap lyric.

Devin the Dude

- Artifacts

-Willie D

"Hip Hop Quotables" by Ludacris was written for this thread. I mean, any track that starts out with "Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as giraffe butts" has to be good. High point:

"The number one chief rocker, clean out your rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my tricks ain't for kids, if you dig em' you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya: I spring forward, you fall back"

Also:

"The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in The Wash"

That line hit me at the height of my Marxist phase and I'm still fuzzy on what he means. Is he just suggesting that the mental picture of Che wearing bling evokes conflicting ideologies etc? Or is there something I'm missing?

lock thread

Well, while I reign rhymes pour
You suck it up like a straw and jump on the dancefloor
Cause every time I step in a jam
I make like a door and slam
But then girls try to turn my knob cause I'm a hearthrob
I guess it's just a hazard that comes with the job
Cause everytime I rock a rhyme that shows Jamar is intellectual
Girls want to get sexual
Well I guess I have to cope with being so dope
You want to be me, but can't see me with a telescope
You seek and search but still you can't find
You're weak and it hurts to be deaf dumb and blind
A supreme mind, will take you out of your paralysis
I grip the mic so tight I get callouses
And your analysis, is that the Lord
Rips rhymes into shape with a mic cord
I do it good cause I'm a postive black man
Eating up suckers as if I was Pac Man

"Gemstones flintstones
You could say i'm friends with fred"

"Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle ho"

Cam'ron

"Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm
Cherry bombin' shits...BOOM "
ODB

Fuck Grape Ape and Magilla
I'm a killa
Magilla Gorilla ain't a killa

"I'm like Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex" (Jay-Z)
-- Che Guevara with bling on (Hurtingchie...), July 18th, 2006.

That line hit me at the height of my Marxist phase and I'm still fuzzy on what he means. Is he just suggesting that the mental picture of Che wearing bling evokes conflicting ideologies etc? Or is there something I'm missing?

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:24 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i wouldnt read too much into it.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:26 (3 years ago) Bookmark