My God, It's Full of Shit... FECES: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33fcR7YNQic

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

that's not a real song tho

goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sculpture.uk.com/images/clarke_what_is_real_is_not_the_external_form_but_the_essence_of_things_for_web_artistwork6.jpg

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

it's not a real song that fails to be good, it's a comedy song that fails to be funny. right?

goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

i think it's a real song that fails to be either good or funny.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'd wondered a few days ago why this thread didn't exist in 2011 yet, but it was clearly waiting for the perfect song to be found.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

well we'll have to keep waiting

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

big fan of pussy breath, teenage cream?

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'm wondering if there's gonna be a worse hit single this year than this -- a pretty high bar to set in the first month & a half of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaw73RRyydA

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

i agree, that's fucking horrible

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

all these rappers saddling up w/ alex da kid for their taste of rap power balladry is fucking depressing

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah -- this certainly isn't as depressing as fucking dr. dre being on a joint like that but it's probably much, much worse

(new lupe single)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btQKGvVRnZ8

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

like this sounds like lupe collaborating w/ evanescence

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

the inevitable worst alex da kid singles poll is gonna be v heated

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

2011: a shit odyssey

it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylar_Grey

huh

goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

she's like the new ke$ha but actually much worse

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

new ke$ha in that she writes songs for a big time producer, begins doing features, eventually she'll step out

at least ke$ha does party music, not weepy rich ppl BS like this

teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

i'd really like to know the story behind changing from one nom de "feat." to another

goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

this certainly isn't as depressing as fucking dr. dre being on a joint like that but it's probably much, much worse

I'd say the opposite (of course I would), but the simple fact that Dre is old enough to know better is a big part of what makes his track worse. I'm not a Lupe apologist or anything, but "Words I Never Said" at least has some gnarly synths on it.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

i kind of doubt this is from this year, but, ugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGNBpgMvk88

goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys Lupe thinks the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit!

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 February 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't know that Bristol got a recording contract.

thinveneer, Saturday, 19 February 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

While these songs are pretty tacky and crap, I'm surprised that they all sound fairly 2007 rather than futuristic as they have been the past few months. Electro Disco hangover possibly?

Has No Shame (MintIce), Sunday, 20 February 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

good lord BAN THE SMEEZINGTONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaxMc5XE2wA

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

I was wondering how long it would be until Mike Posner turned up in this thread. Dreadful.

oppet, Thursday, 24 February 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)

That thing is a fucking abortion.

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

teledyldonix, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't think of a better place to put this than here:
http://welcometorockvillefestival.com/
http://welcometorockvillefestival.com/img/lineup.png

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

turdrocktacular

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe those bands are still even around.

van smack, Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

godsmack are so cool they get their own font

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys I saw more tba once and they were fuckin phenomenal

hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

Ex Boyzone member sings about his love of date rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K3z_efF-I&feature=youtu.be

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

The rape at 2:30 is.... special

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

i've now been informed he was in Westlife, not Boyzone. that makes it okay then.

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

shit I wish I could play that to my old RE teacher who made us listen to 'I have a dream' at the start of every lesson

forest zombie (Vasco da Gama), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

lock thread.

the raping.
the banjo.
oh dear god the banjo.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

did he really just sing i cant wait to get you home to take advantage?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

and i cant wait to get you home to do some damage?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

ffs

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

omg hes rapping now

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

just noticed my excellent and unintentional freudian slip

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

i had to give this it's own thread
Brian McFaddens new date-rape anthem?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

recently realized that skylar grey is from wisconsin, she used to come to the jazz jam sessions around here when i was in school

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Friday, 25 February 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

Should we make a thread of videos of 2011 that are highly indebted to Madonna's "Human Nature" video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko2IIvE34WY

coolsundays, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

this one is from 2010, but the video is very similar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mulCWKtIxk

around 1:50 it get's stupidly similar.

fwiw, blake mcgrath is the choreographer from canada's so you think you can dance...

borntohula, Saturday, 26 February 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys Lupe thinks the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit!

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:51 AM (1 week ago)

i had to turn it off after that. i'm glad this thread exists. last year's was amazing.

borntohula, Saturday, 26 February 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59bLUwYONEI

Who is the black guy in all the videos? (lpz), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-TySkHbkOg

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

AAAAAAHHH GOD MAKE IT STOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

fucking frat boy.

jumpskins, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

stab it in its gottam esophagus, only way to be sure

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

I had never heard this goddamn waste of space before - Tyler OTM

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Sunday, 29 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Sunday, 19 June 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGt54Ozo8LQ

this shit reminds me of Lil' Nutzzak's song in Walk Hard

some dude, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

I think his old man must be Everlast.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

lol

some dude, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

That Bon Iver JCB song soundalike

Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jc8BPolPMw

this is almost too easy... but holy hell

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 July 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

this is like if eminem got commissioned to write something for the soundtrack to a new lion king installment

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 July 2011 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

man fuck bruno mars

absolutely better display name (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

he's keeping the Five For Fighting sound alive for 2011

absolutely better display name (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

Wow Bruno Mars really is the worst thing ever. Royce working with him is so upsetting.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKzpJmmaLjY

2011: year of the skylar grey

Peepee Soaked Heckhole (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 July 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

smh at her album apparently being called "invinsible"

i wonder if nayer from the pitbull single is going to try to have a solo career

teledyldonix, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Nayer's barely-audible voice and those pants in the Give Me Everything video that look like a nappy make me find it really hard to take that song seriously.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

lol. i like the song, her part included! her pants are pretty funny though

teledyldonix, Thursday, 21 July 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

I don't dislike the song, I just think its pretty funny that even Ne-Yo doesn't seem to notice she's doing her bit when he starts singing over her.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Thursday, 21 July 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQzw_Ax8Cw

jer.fairall, Friday, 22 July 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

wow @ patrick stump

no fear, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

Wait till you read the...diversity of opinion on that Stump single in tomorrow's Jukebox.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

i think people riding for that stump record are ... but classing it with fucking "e.t." is just cruel.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't liked any stump solo stuff & i'm a massive FOB stan

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

is the beat supposed to remind me of "slave 4 u" so much?

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

he sounds like Steve Perry fronting Maroon 5.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

that song isn't terrible actually but i wish stump would make more fall out boy albums instead of becoming a kevin rudolf that even less ppl care about

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

seriously, j0rdan? the whole stump EP is dope, chicago state of mind bullshit is the first dud from the whole project.

drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

yeah idk

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

i guess i sorta liked the direction that FOB had been going, folding stump's soul & r&b influences into their sound, as opposed to him doing a whole solo thing in that direction

not that fall out boy was gonna be putting out 7, 8 albums or whatever, but yeah

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i mean i'd definitely prefer to have another folie a deux but what he's doing now is both inevitable and mostly really good imo

drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

I can't really hate that LMFAO song

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 July 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

IN WITH A BULLET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXRtF0bepNs

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

jesus christ that shit is horrible

the tune is space, Friday, 29 July 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

it's so weird how pop, rock, and hip hop are converging into this gigantic shit sandwich

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXnhx2PvECY

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

That edited still makes it look like he is making that universal BJ face motion where you put your tongue in your cheek and hold your hand up to your mouth.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Being Tommy Hilfiger's son is the only reason I can think of that this douche has a record contract. Otherwise, he's just one of the people who get laughed offstage in a talent show.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

I bet those are all temporary tattoos.

Matt M., Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

How has this not been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0dnp5E8FMo

prego, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

^

a given

owenf, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Cause this is even worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXvzzTICvJs

jer.fairall, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Though I think I'd rather take a job as Ed Sheeran's roadie than ever have to hear anything by Rich Hil, ever.

jer.fairall, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

"that universal BJ face motion"

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

are you shitting me

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AnIwsQBZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

banana mogul (goole), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Nope, apparently thats real and features a duet with Norah Jones. She really will work with anyone, won't she?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

believe me brother that's not true

banana mogul (goole), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

re: "The Lazy Song" it's possible I've never hated a music video more in my entire life.

billstevejim, Monday, 3 October 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

Seth MacFarlane has the world's most obvious big band/musical boner, that album doesn't surprise me at all

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

yah, it's a vanity project so whatevs

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 October 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LCHgpzfxQ

ft weezy, obv

r|t|c, Monday, 3 October 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

gross

billstevejim, Monday, 3 October 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

ft weezy, obv

this is probably like 20% of songs on this thread

oh god i only made it about a minute into that song

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

makes me long for the days of Millionaires and Northern State

billstevejim, Monday, 3 October 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i couldn't do more than a minute myself

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

CHALLENGE

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

okay what reality show is this girl from

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

the way she sings is causing my physical distress because I can hear her vocal cords fraying

she is on a one way ticket to Nodesville, population her

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

2 and a half minutes

Logg \ O / Logg (crüt), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

I am really hoping for a hilarious bridge

oh it's a Weezy bridge

"I don't like bullshit" THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SONG, ANSWER ME THAT

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

strangely I got through the last minute and a half by imagining it was Rob Zombie

Logg \ O / Logg (crüt), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

I want to give this girl a cough drop

also maybe she needs a laxative

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

I listened to the whole thing

I feel like I shouldn't have

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

this is the new 2 girls 1 cup

billstevejim, Monday, 3 October 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Lick the smear across my face
Not a drop will go to waste
Baby the beast is yours to chase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29PG-8Tywo

r|t|c, Monday, 3 October 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

what the hell is louis ck doing in that

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 October 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

it's a good movie

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 3 October 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

18th-rate Lady Gaga was really a niche that needed filling.

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

rich hil amazingly looks and sounds even more hilarious than i imagined

some dude, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

a lot of the songs itt this year arent that bad imo

u0sd0ןɟ (flopson), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

name names

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

Someone posted this over on the Sound Opinions rolling 2011 singles board, and it is certainly the most disturbing thing ever:

http://youtu.be/iOV46e4fzvA

Notice how even most of the host/audience reaction shots are perplexed and uncomfortable.

jer.fairall, Friday, 7 October 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

eew

Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 October 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Lets try that again (though you may wish that I didn't)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOV46e4fzvA

jer.fairall, Friday, 7 October 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK

the tax avocado (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

close thread

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

like this is more or less how i expect to feel upon hearing "junior dad" anyway

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_122-3jhYGSg/StJlgtqs4yI/AAAAAAAAABs/PGeDmAC59Rk/s320/sam+neill.jpg

You people are supposed to be some kind of music culture intelligentsi (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

I reflexively hate that child's mother worse than I hate Hitler.

You people are supposed to be some kind of music culture intelligentsi (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r08SQTuT1ZM

lol

teledyldonix, Sunday, 9 October 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh my lord that is a total nightmare line up

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 October 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha that song is amazing

r|t|c, Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to make a special note of the last 20 seconds

r|t|c, Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

someone mash that up with "the view"

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ YES PLEASE

teledyldonix, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm gonna go hard like a boner"

Fucking hell.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

^^this is the worst fucking line I've heard all this year

V79, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

not sure that's worse than "hard like morning wood in the morning"

r|t|c, Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Great song. you haters can kiss my ass. go listen to gaga's garbage!
ladynina46 6 hours ago

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

weee doggie that is really something

banana mogul (goole), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

is this some charity thing or is will doing another solo album?

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

oh dude, mick jagger

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

whatever they paid you, it wasn't worth it

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

WE MADE IT
http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu90/vanessa68_2009/Macros%20and%20gifs/1078584.gif

u0sd0ןɟ (flopson), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

They just got Mick so Rolling Stone would give it a 5 star review.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol otm

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

X-ref with: most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

In that song, someone says "This beat is the shit... FECES."

She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

propose thread title change

My God, It's Full of Shit... FECES: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/9pTQrpYUzhk

racks on top of racks on top of rack on racks on racks (tpp), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

My God, It's Full of Shit... FECES: Rolling Worst Songs of 20112

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just next years rolling thread title

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

nothing has come close this year so this deserves a <s>rapepost</s> repost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K3z_efF-I

Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

fuck you bbcode.

Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

^agree^

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CGF_Z3yZAo

fables of frogbs (lpz), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

weird, I thought of the Brian Mcfadden rape song when I heard the Jason Derulo song on the radio.
think it might be this lyric

"And this girl in my lap, passing out, she's a blonde
The last thing on my mind is goin' home..."

owenf, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4AWNui9bg

jer.fairall, Friday, 14 October 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

with those haircuts i was hope for crabcore

ban moves like jagger (goole), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

when i first heard that Jason Derulo track, i actually had to pull over my car, listen for 45 seconds, curse the entire world for a minute, apologize to Robin S. and Allen George and Fred Macfarlane for their awesome work being turned into garbage, and finally, un-program the radio station that was playing it from my car stereo.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 October 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scckwzeyzMo

billstevejim, Saturday, 22 October 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

i mean you kind of have to watch and listen to the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

also: As a youth, Trace was in an automobile accident in which his 1955 pickup truck hit a bus head-on. Both his arms, a leg, and some ribs were broken and his nose was partially torn off. Trace was forced to give up football after a severe knee injury at Louisiana Tech. He has also experienced a number of serious injuries as an adult, including being shot by his ex-wife in 1994.[23] The bullet went through his heart and both lungs. He survived and chose not to press charges. The little finger on his left hand was partially severed and surgically re-attached.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 24 October 2011 08:10 (fourteen years ago)

table is the table, this song has been awful for the better part of a decade.

frankly bringing dragons into this equation is wrong (rustic italian flatbread), Monday, 24 October 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXiF1w8i9Oc

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

"doesn't this old man have got any friends?"

V79, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

This video is no longer available because it sucks so hard

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

The Trace Adkins link reminded me I should really put Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" in here, but I kind of hate and love it at the same time.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

it absolutely deserves to be here, it is a fucking horrible song

teledyldonix, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

My girlfriend, noted country freak, regards said Keith song with a kind of bemused wonder. But still sings along.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

I don't mind "Red Solo Cup" – I prefer it to "Made in America."

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

Worst song of the year has to be that Counting Crows aping "That's My Dog" song.

Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhchCgkNJA

Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

"Somewhere Else" is one of my favorite singles of the year, but Keith has been in a holding pattern if not decline for a few years,

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

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I can see the logic and value in even the most debased and reviled things, but this instantly infuriates me.

Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

First time I heard that was just now, but eesh that's terrible.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

Worst song of the year has to be that Counting Crows Paul Simon aping "That's My Dog" song.

jer.fairall, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

oh and "made in america" is terrible too

teledyldonix, Monday, 7 November 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

Toby Keith's or Jay-Z & Kanye's? Because the answer is "yes."

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

Spencer's linked song puts me in a murderous rage of the Jason Mraz/Bruno Mars variety.

mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

It might be good workout music - the disgust is like roid-rage.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

okay I listened to a handful of these just now, and "Hard" is clearly the standout for awfulness

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rNpWwHcY3g

difficult to adjust to ilxor being a low frequency poster (ilxor), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

which ilxor is that again?

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

Couldn't find a 2012 edition, and don't feel like starting a new thread ...... but, this belongs here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm2CvHKYWTY

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF SHIT

ilxor, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

huh we dont have one do we... brb.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)

My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)


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