best song in VH1's Top 40 One Hit Wonders of the '90s

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btw it's a given that VH1 has a totally warped idea of what a "one hit wonder" is and lots of these acts had more than 1 hit, so let's keep this thread free of that kind of pedantry and instead discuss and rank the songs themselves.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
19. Len Steal My Sunshine 1999 19
11. New Radicals You Get What You Give 1999 19
12. Digital Underground The Humpty Dance 1993 17
30. The Verve Bittersweet symphony 1998 17
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 1992 7
24. Belly Feed the Tree 1993 6
9. House of Pain Jump Around 1992 6
28. Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear 1994 6
39. Divinyls I Touch Myself 1991 5
25. Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get 1997 4
31. Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 1994 4
32. B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy 1997 4
33. The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be 1993 4
23. Haddaway What is Love 1993 4
21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997 4
18. EMF Unbelievable 1990 4
16. Kris Kross Jump 1992 4
6. Semisonic Closing Time 1998 4
7. Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby 1990 3
5. Chumbawumba Tubthumping 1997 3
2. Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy 1999 2
22. Marc Cohn Walking in Memphis 1991 2
14. Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker 1992 2
20. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Good Vibrations 1991 2
3. Gerardo Rico Suave 1990 2
35. Marcy Playground Sex and Candy 1998 2
26. Lou Bega Mambo #5 1999 1
8. Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing 1996 1
13. Rednex Cotton Eye Joe 1995 1
15. Blind Melon No Rain 1993 1
17. Snow Informer 1993 1
38. Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel 1992 0
37. Merrill Baingridge Mouth 1996 0
36. Inner Circle Bad Boys 1990 0
34. Des'ree You Gotta Be 1995 0
4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996 0
29. Shawn Mullins Lullaby 1999 0
27. Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart 1992 0
10. Joan Osborne One of Us 1996 0
40. Tag Team Whoomp There It Is 1993 0


borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

voted Haddaway over Sir Mix-A-Lot, Belly & the Proclaimers. "What Is Love" is such a stomper though.

Euler, Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Voted Snow.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

HEY WAKE UP WE GOT THE DREAMER'S DISEASE

people say yo you look like mc hammer on crack

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

top 10, could vote for any of these: I'm Gonna Be, Humpty Dance, Baby Got Back, The Impression That I Get, Flava In Ya Ear, Good Vibrations, You Get What You Give, Feed The Tree, Jump Around, Unbelievable

bottom 10, fuck these songs for all time: Sex And Candy, One Of Us, No Rain, Steal My Sunshine, Lullaby, Mambo #5, Tubthumping, Barely Breathing, Bittersweet Symphony, How Do You Talk To An Angel

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty weird seeing The Verve on this list.

I went with Belly, didn't really like the album but that song is great.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to interview Imani Coppola two years ago -- what a ditz.

Went with the unfuckwithable Len. But it could have just as easily been "Baby Got Back."

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Crash Test Dummies tbh

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

not trying to violate the no "that kind of pedantry" rule but it always puzzles me that Vanilla Ice's "Play That Funky Music" went to #4 and isn't considered a "hit" - but obv no one remembers Vanilla Ice for anything but "Ice Ice Baby" so I suppose that is the rationalization

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

judging from that list, you'd think nothing but novelty songs were produced that decade

Darin, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

iirc "Ice" was originally the b-side of "Play" so maybe they use some kind of goofy logic to rationalize that. also i have virtually never heard "Play" in my life and was coming into pop consciousness at the time of "Ice" hitting big so i'm kind of okay with the one hit wonder thing.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't heard it since very early '91, and all I remember is the GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO interlude.

How is "Groove Is in the Heart" not on the list?

PΓ☼LΞG☼ (prolego), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

verve being on this list makes sense to me, but i heard them purely as a pop group & never followed their records or w/e

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Deee-Lite's probably the most surprising omission, I was thinking also Quad City DJs, Fastball, Jesus Jones

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

semisonic?

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

there's a lot of crap on this list

1. you get what you give
2. jump around
3. baby got back
4. flava in your ear
5. what is love
6. jump
7. good vibrations
8. tubthumping
9. humpty dance
10. ice ice baby

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the first 6 or so on that list are 10/10 classics

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that list being my list

man it was so weird when i found out that some type of punk kids were heavy into the chumbawumba discog

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Marky Mark wins for having the most successful post-music career here, right?

Voting for New Radicals.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i totally did not see "whoomp there it is" -- that's top 5

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh also "you gotta be", fuck

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

followed by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

hard choice, though -- might've been switched on another day, but not sure

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Was between Feed The Tree and Legend Of A Cowgirl for me, but I would have felt guilty voting for the former when I regard Belly as so much more than a popular single.

The Proclaimers and that horrible annoying beast of a song can fuck the fuck off, actively makes me want to cast away my Scottish heritage.

That New Radicals guy also wrote Ronan Keating's "Life Is A Rollercoaster" didn't he? I think I prefer that.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was thinking also Quad City DJs, Fastball, Jesus Jones

Jesus Jones's "Real Real Real" hit #4.

jaymc, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Really hard for me to choose, but now feel relieved of the responsibility to vote since prolego points out above that "Groove Is In the Heart" -- vastly superior to anything here -- missed the list.

happy that the list reminded me how much i like "feed the tree," though.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

god i hate closing time so so much, more than anything else on this list. and there is some awful stuff on here. mambo #5, proclaimers, ugh

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

but but... closing time is about love and death and life and meaningful things.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Steal My Sunshine

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

Markers, I knew you would vote that. It's your fav iirc.

ENBB, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i love sex & candy!

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i think sex and candy is possibly worse than closing time

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

it's awful

ENBB, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

never been around so many people who hate sex & candy

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i've only ever heard one other person say something nice about that song

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

altho i guess i do totally understand why ppl would hate it tho

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa Shawn Mullins - Lullaby... haven't heard that one in years! Sort of a guilty pleasure... but I could say that about almost every song in this list. You hear them in party or a bar somewhere every two or three years and think about that summer vacation - it feels like better times in your mind but they really weren't that different from the last vacation you had - and your friends from back then and all of the unrequited love you've been through and how you'd find a way to fix it right now. And how you wish all of your friends from back then were with you at that very moment singing along and thinking about those times and making promises of doing something like that all again. But your friends are not there, you're with some awkward co-worker too concerned about not revealing an alternate persona from the one he has at work... and even if they were they've probably become as boring as you are and there's not really much to talk about asides the old times and your new jobs and your kids or dogs or something.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Instead you just bump into the song randomly at some thread and proceed to post a youtube link on your friend's facebook profile with a note "remember our winter vacation in Vail?". And she'll tick the 'i like' button and we shall never speak of it again.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 1992
9. House of Pain Jump Around 1992
14. Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker 1992
16. Kris Kross Jump 1992
17. Snow Informer 1993
21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997
23. Haddaway What is Love 1993
28. Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear 1994
34. Des'ree You Gotta Be 1995
39. Divinyls I Touch Myself 1991

those are the ones i rep for. the rest are mostly quite abhorrent - i still shudder every time i think of "you get what you give". i had no idea "legend of a cowgirl" was a legit hit anywhere, i have the album it's off and just thought it was some obscure oddity! i think i might vote for it actually.

lex pretend, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I still rep for that Imani Coppola album, even if she now seems a bit of an idiot.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

This is actually a tough poll, but Digital Underground ftw.

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

1. "Jump Around," 2. "Jump," 3. "No Rain"--and another six I like.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Humpty Dance
No Rain
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Jump Around
Steal my sunshine
Jump
Bad boys
Feed the Tree
Good Vibrations
Rump Shaker

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Markers, I knew you would vote that. It's your fav iirc.

― ENBB, Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:14 PM

:D

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Toss up between the unlikely pairing of The Verve and House of Pain

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

rico suave!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

The Power
Tag Team Whoomp There It Is
Inner Circle Bad Boys
Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear
Haddaway What is Love
Snow Informer
Kris Kross Jump
Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker
Digital Underground The Humpty Dance
House of Pain Jump Around
Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back

Girl Power
Divinyls I Touch Myself
Len Steal My Sunshine
EMF Unbelievable
New Radicals You Get What You Give
Los Del Rio Macarena
Gerardo Rico Suave
Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy

Turtle Power
The Verve Bittersweet symphony
Lou Bega Mambo #5
Belly Feed the Tree
Marc Cohn Walking in Memphis
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Good Vibrations
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
Chumbawumba Tubthumping

The Power Of American Natives (not heard these)
Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel
Merrill Baingridge Mouth
B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy
Shawn Mullins Lullaby
Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl
Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing

Mighty Morphin' Power Lamers
Des'ree You Gotta Be
The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be
Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get
Marcy Playground Sex and Candy
Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart
Blind Melon No Rain
Rednex Cotton Eye Joe
Joan Osborne One of Us
Semisonic Closing Time

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Four words: Blessid Union of Souls

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

top 10 ranked

10. Bad Boys
9. Baby Got Back
8. Jump Around
7. Whoomp There It Is
6. Jump
5. What is Love
4. Informer
3. The Humpty Dance (brilliant bassline but some of Hump's lines are kinda clunky so...)
2. Rump Shaker (can't fault it but its no...)
1. Flava In Ya Ear (assuming we mean the Bad Boy remix, still favourite guest MC ensemble track ever)

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

To all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"Humpty Dance"

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Flava In Ya Ear (assuming we mean the Bad Boy remix, still favourite guest MC ensemble track ever)

― black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, April 10, 2011 7:42 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

we don't fyi

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i kinda forgot there even was an original tbh

black bloc bologna (blueski), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

all the Craig verses on the o.g. are perfect and it's almost kind of a shame that the best remix ever kind of obscures the greatness of the song itself

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG that New Radicals song is one of my most hated songs ever.
Semisonic is disgusting too but didn't they do more than that?

Not the real Village People, Monday, 11 April 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

man can't believe closing time was 1998, i'm getting old

k3vin k., Monday, 11 April 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

some jams here

k3vin k., Monday, 11 April 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Semisonic is disgusting too but didn't they do more than that?

The singer/songwriter(?) made a bunch of records with Trip Shakespeare in the 80s/early 90s. And wrote a pretty interesting book about how much it actually sucked to have a hit record.

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

uuughghhh it was 'Secret Smile' i'm thinking of which is the absolute WORST. I'm actually getting angry just thinking about it!

Not the real Village People, Monday, 11 April 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not surprising that i would love "closing time" and a lot of train singles too, right?

k3vin k., Monday, 11 April 2011 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link

And weren't Inner Circle more widely known for 'sweat'? iirc maybe it was a double a-side with 'bad boys'

Not the real Village People, Monday, 11 April 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

drummer from Semisonic wrote the book, singer was the Trip Shakespeare guy who also wrote a gang of hits for Dixie Chicks, Adele, etc.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, yes. Just found that out when trying to find the title of the book (So You Wanna Be A Rock & Roll Star).

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear if "Sex And Candy" were a b-side off Brighten The Corners instead of a US Top 5 hit, people's opinions would be very different.

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

waiting...

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I have never heard of "My Baby Daddy". And why is Skee-Lo's "I Wish" not on there?

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link

no lucas, no cred

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

closing time vs. steal my sunshine

I feel like my 'you get what you give' love has run its course

iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

actually 'no rain' is a contenda too

iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I can understand why most ppl round here can't stomach "Sex and Candy" but I have a good friend who stans hard for the Marcy Playground album. I haven't listened to it, but I always liked "Saint Joe on the Schoolbus"

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I'm really pulling for Blind Melon crit rehabilitation

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost I dig "Saint Joe On The Schoolbus"

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Baby Got Back

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997

32. B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy 1997

37. Merrill Baingridge Mouth 1996

I don't believe I have never heard these songs, and will admit I didn't hear "Flava In Ya Ear" until long after it was a hit

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ever heard, I mean

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

and looking back over the thread, I don't think I've heard the non-remix version of "Flava"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

'Unbelievable' in a heartbeat. shame about the Dice Clay sample like but hey.

piscesx, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Inner Circle Bad Boys 1990

Hang on, did Sweat (A La La La La Long) not sell in the US? That song was ubiquitous here for one summer, way bigger than Bad Boys.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Voted 'Jump Around'. Hate that New Radicals song so much, so minus five points for that please.

ridic beau (NickB), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Merrill Baingridge

This is just Beryl Bainbridge put through Mark G'sScooby Doo translator surely?

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Search: Baby Got Back, Rico Suave, Macarena, Closing Time, Jump Around, One of Us, You Get What You Give, The Humpty Dance, Rump Shaker, Jump, , Steal My Sunshine, Good Vibrations, What is Love, The Impression That I Get, Mambo #5, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, I'm Gonna Be, Whoomp There It Is
, Feed the Tree

Destroy: I'm Too Sexy, Tubthumping, Ice Ice Baby, Cotton Eye Joe, No Rain, Unbelievable, Achy Breaky Heart, Bittersweet symphony, Sex and Candy, How Do You Talk To An Angel, Bad Boys, I Touch Myself

the best reggae summer club there used to be in Helsinki (kkvgz), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Hang on, did Sweat (A La La La La Long) not sell in the US? That song was ubiquitous here for one summer, way bigger than Bad Boys.

I don't know whether it *sold*, but it peaked at #16.

jaymc, Monday, 11 April 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Bad Boys has the horrible distinction of being the theme for COPS which both fueled its initial sales and continues to prevent it from going away...ever.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Monday, 11 April 2011 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

when I try to think of "Bad Boys" i just hear "Bad Cops" from The Simpsons and I'm totally ok with that

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Springfield cops are on the take
but what do you expect with the money they make
whether in a car or on a horse
the cops don't mind using excessive force

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

very though poll. voted MyBabyDaddy couse it seems like no one else will.

gospodin simmel, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

32. B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy 1997

ATTN EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE FOR THIS

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

also lol @ Imani Coppola

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I'm really pulling for Blind Melon crit rehabilitation

God willing, this will never ever happen

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

They used to play "Legend of a Cowgirl" all the time on the radio when I was a kid!! I loved that song and for some reason and was disappointed when she wasn't as ridiculously hot as I pictured her to be. Oh well.

I voted the Proclaimers song (really, could have half of them), but I'm kind of surprised Savage Garden didn't make the list. They were releasing the kind of songs that Michael Jackson should have been doing in the mid-90's.

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW the Merrill Bainbridge song is the one that goes "would it be so bad, if I could turn you on", yadda yadda yadda. It was really famous and I'm guessing most of you have heard it at some point. Kinda wonder whatever happened to her.

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

love a lot of these, voted for "i touch myself" which i'm surprised more people aren't repping for, it's a great song

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"Legend of a Cowgirl" seemed like kind of a minor hit to make the list, barely scraped the top 40 in the US and the UK

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow...I could have sworn it at least hit the top 10. I've heard it so many times.

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

my favs are tubthumping and rump shaker, voting for the former

teledyldonix, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"Legend of a Cowgirl" seemed like kind of a minor hit to make the list, barely scraped the top 40 in the US and the UK

a lot of this reads like someone was going through the archives of Charles Aaron's old singles column in SPIN

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still lolling that they tried so hard to make Imani into a Thing; I remember seeing her image all over the place but afaik I never heard a note of her music until just now.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

a lot of this reads like someone was going through the archives of Charles Aaron's old singles column in SPIN

― da croupier, Monday, April 11, 2011 11:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

really? i only see at most 3-4 songs that fit that description, which is why Coppola stuck out like a sore thumb to me

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm kind of surprised Savage Garden didn't make the list. They were releasing the kind of songs that Michael Jackson should have been doing in the mid-90's.

But Savage Garden weren't one hit wonders though. "I want You", "Truly Madly Deeply", and "I Knew I Loved You" were all pretty sizable hits.

Now the exclusion of Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn", Quad City CJ's "Come on Let's Ride", Merideth Brooks' "Bitch", Jennifer Paige's "Crush", Dionne Farris's "I Know" and Donna Lewis's "I Love You Always Forever" on the other hand...

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Donna Lewis's "I Love You Always Forever"

I love that song. lol.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Bitch is here.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

that was an xpost, i was not insulting ENBB

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp also love "i love you always forever," would have voted for it.

teledyldonix, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

but maybe not if "torn" were also included

teledyldonix, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

x-posts LOL - I was about to say!

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Bitch isn't there though. Also I meant to say "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)" by Quad City Dj's.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

No "Torn" but also no "Stay (I Missed You)" or "Sunny Came Home". Also, no way Right Said Fred is 1999.

Spectrist, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

But Savage Garden weren't one hit wonders though. "I want You", "Truly Madly Deeply", and "I Knew I Loved You" were all pretty sizable hits.

Yeah I kind of forgot the "one-hit" part of it, Savage Garden always seemed like they fit in that category even though they had two big hits and a few other decent sized ones. "I Want You" totally has the one-hit wonder vibe.

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

No RSF must have been around 89 not 99.

Also, Bitch is annoying and awful so it's good that it's not here.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, does "Barbie Girl" count, or not because they had like seven #1's in Denmark??

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"I'm Too Sexy" was 1991.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

They had another song but I might be the only person who remembers "Don't Talk Just Kiss".

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember it!

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw a Cambridge University a capella group do "Don't Talk Just Kiss" circa summer 1992.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

you know what? the site i c&p'd this list from is fucked up -- i watched the actual VH1 special and "Bitch" was totally on it, i think it was at the spot "Mouth" has on this version of the list. weird!

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha amazing

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the fuck? No Whale?

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm glad Barbie Girl is not on there because I remember some of ther eother songs being hits here in Canada, like Lollipop (Candyman).

Also "Return of the Mack".

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Most one-hit wonders become so in hindsight - usually a record company will push a follow-up single - so I'm always fascinated by artists where I truly can't even remember the attempted follow-up like Shawn Mullins and Positive K

speaking of which, where the fuck is positive k?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, shawn mullins doesn't count in the Had Hit And Fell Off The Face Of The Earth category for me since I remember his lame-ass faux-CSN album with Pete "If You Don't Love Me I'll Kill Myself" Droge and Matthew Sweet

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Oooh ooh! "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand" by Primitive Radio Gods! I can't believe that is NOT on the list!

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

also more deserving than Imani:

I LOVE YOU PERIOD
DO YOU LOVE ME QUESTION MARK
PLEASE PLEASE EXCLAMATION POINT
I WANNA HOLD YOU IN PARENTHESES

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i do remember the 2nd Shawn Mullins single, mostly because my wife reminded me how it went when we were watching the VH1 thing

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

also "life is a highway"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

haha xpost

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

did Bel Biv Devoe have hits other than "Poison"?

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

And "Your Woman" by Whitetown. I'm getting quite good at this.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

also i heard that single by the Mullins/Sweet group (The Thorns) in the supermarket the other day and i kind of was like woah this is awesome

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Bel Biv Devoe had "Do Me"

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post Yeah they did - "Do Me".

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

the jayhawks cover? xpost FLIP IT UP SMACK IT RUB IT DOWN OH NOOOOO

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

did Bel Biv Devoe have hits other than "Poison"?

oh COME ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZieygZyvw4A

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The only other song I had remembered from Shawn Mullins was his cover of "What is Life?" from the Big Daddy soundtrack along with Sheryl Crow's Sweet Child o Mine.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

if there's one thing people will learn from this thread, it's that Bel Biv Devoe had a hit called "Do Me!"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

haha at the secret BBD massive all leaping to the ready

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember the two Shawn Mullins hits though. I think there was a version of the second hit by someone else that was big on country radio.

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't really think "Your Woman" was big enough to be on this list or Whale for that matter either. I mean sure I remember Hobo humping Slomo whatever (yes, I know that's prob wrong) but how big was that really? I'm guessing not huge.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

haha at the secret BBD massive all leaping to the ready

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, April 11, 2011 12:14 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

yesssssssssssss

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Did Snow have another hit after "Informer"? I loved that tune; even knew most of the lyrics at one point. I don't think they really attempted a "follow-up", did they?

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't really think "Your Woman" was big enough to be on this list or Whale for that matter either.

They do belong when the bar is Imani Coppola

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to interview Imani Coppola two years ago -- what a ditz.

OMG SP FUCKIN JEAL

I was absolutely obsessed w that album growing up

ToeJam & Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post - fair enough. i honestly don't even think I know who that is.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think they really attempted a "follow-up", did they?

hahahahahaha holy shit apparently this went to #19 in billboard according to wikipedia. don't recognize it at allv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGYfdyYylE

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I can understand Snow better than Shawn Mullins's "aaaaaaaahl be yer crying so jerrr"

re: White Town - Jyoti Mishra used to post here didn't he?

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol croup stole my post almost verbatim

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

GIRL SNOW'S BEEN HURT AND NOW SNOW NEEDS ANOTHER LOVA
GIRL YOU'RE NO GOOD
bibbiddibiiddibidoobadoobabooba

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

wow. the more you (s)know??

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait I recognize the chorus

wow dude could not sing

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean sure I remember Hobo humping Slomo whatever (yes, I know that's prob wrong) but how big was that really? I'm guessing not huge.

Probably not -- I was in Holland when it came out, and it was shown on MTV Europe three times an hour, minimum. I didn't think it would be a US hit, but six months or so later, it was, but barely. I just like the song, and the improbably great album that followed (We Care -- Christgau gave it an A-).

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Where is Breakfast at Tiffany's? Seems like that would fit right in.

Also, Markers every time I hear that song I think that it must be one you like. I could be wrong but I have a feeling that you'd consider it, how they say, a jam. Amirite?

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Snow also had a bit of a "comeback" in Canada in 2000.
We try not to speak of it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oAlLvQIKYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61EyJsOKE88

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It's almost sweet that Vh1 would ignore shit like Deep Blue Something, Candlebox and Dishwalla to rep for crit picks like Coppola and Belly

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

who the hell is Merrill Bainbridge

oh wait I have heard this song before, like maybe twice

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Then again a lot of Canadians also wouldn't consisder Crash Test Dummies a one hit wonder due to the success of songs like "Superman Song".

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Candlebox had several hits!

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

haha ok i should have assumed, but I didn't realize that mainstream rock charts stuck with the c-box beyond fart behind

by that same logic, why pick the bosstones when obv the position belongs to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy actually had a hit song?

I think you mean Cherry Poppin Daddy's.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

oh whichever

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

also where's the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i-o-n

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

There should be a thread on late 90s chart-trance one-hit wonders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuQ6AkOdGY

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys realize this is not a list of all of the one-hit wonders of the 90s, right

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope to god their band name wasn't actually "Cherry Poppin' Daddy's" as that begs about a million questions

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

it is now, n/a!

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

like it or lump it

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

(whew it was DADDIES as I thought, I was about to be traumatized)

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

n/a stop being thread police

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

n/a, lumping it on ILX since 2002

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean Big Bad Voo Daddy was lumped into the whole Swing Revival, I just don't think I ever heard any of there songs get any airplay.

Zoot Suit Riot by The Cherry Poppin Daddies on the other hand.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh that fucking song

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf I started really listening to the radio in 1997-98 so all the one-hit wonders from that period seem more significatn than they maybe are

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

THROW BACK A BOTTLE OF BEER

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, that Sonique song didn't become a bg hit till it was re-released in 2000.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

really? that would explain why I NEVER saw it on MTV despite it being everywhere on the radio

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW didn't Bainbridge have two hits? I distinctly remember "Under the Water" as being hers too

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

you know who was actually kind of hit shit, was Squirrel Nut Zippers

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "hit shit" I don't even know what that would mean

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"How Do You Talk To An Angel" makes me wanna hit shit, yeah.

I can't think of a song on this list with more obnoxious, terrible singing.

plus a sax solo!

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"hit shit" sounds like a limp bizkit b-side

allmypulp, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

And yes I'm aware it isn't a list of every one hit wonder, but when there were songs that were either bigger hits or by artists that had even less success with follow-ups, then I question the list. I mean I remember "Lucky Man" doing pretty well back in the day.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol remember when Jamie Walters was Donna's abusive boyfriend

Plus I like thinking of one hit wonders that were more than just silly novelty tunes.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

That being said:
"How Bizzare" by OMC!

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

O___O

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe Vh1 refused to buy the rights

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

croup's old zing about dude from eels and dude from collective soul and jamie walters all singing the same is all i think about now when i hear songs by any of the above

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I know everyone really likes "You Get What You Give" but is there a more "lol 90s!" song in existence?

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ha i remember sitting down to watch the VH1 thinking "i wonder where OMC is gonna place" and then totally forgot about it by the time it was over

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost haha i don't remember saying that but that's awesome if I did

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

New Radicals is very "lol 90s" because it references contemporary acts more than other pop/rock songs but so do lots of rap songs

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

When I first heard that New Radicals song I thought it was an 80s song I didn't know.

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I know everyone really likes "You Get What You Give" but is there a more "lol 90s!" song in existence?

i was gonna quibble (the music felt kinda out of place and yacht rocky back in the day), but the closing rap does kinda seal it

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Walters played a musician on two different soaps!

When I first heard that New Radicals song I thought it was an 80s song I didn't know.

John Mayer said the same thing!

judging from that list, you'd think nothing but novelty songs were produced that decade

― Darin, Sunday, April 10, 2011 4:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Haha, yeah, I did a ton of wedding and corporate DJ gigs during much of this time period, and request lists were always full of novelty shit like Achy Breaky and I'm Too Sexy, so I still own a disconcerting number of these. Voted Humpty.

Hardcore Bangage (Dan Peterson), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I am listening to "Novacaine For The Soul" and the idea of this being sung by Jamie Walters is fucking killing me

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get how "You Get What You Give" sounds like Hall & Oates. "Someday We'll Know" is closer (and it was covered by H&O).

Voted for this, which might be my favorite single of the '90s:

32. B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy 1997

My next nine (in no particular order)

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 1992
4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996
5. Chumbawumba Tubthumping 1997
7. Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby 1990
9. House of Pain Jump Around 1992
13. Rednex Cotton Eye Joe 1995
16. Kris Kross Jump 1992
17. Snow Informer 1993
40. Tag Team Whoomp There It Is 1993

Probably like at least a dozen others, too.

Inexplicably missing:

OMC - How Bizarre

xhuxk, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

THANKING U, XHUXK

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

xp (Which I didn't notice til now that a couple people mentioned already.) (OMC, I mean.)

xhuxk, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

how bizarre!

btw will anyone defend "Walking in Memphis"?

Lord I won't tonight, though I owned the CD as a young "progressive radio" listener in Indiana

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i found it -- i even left a comment on the post! http://modernrock4eva.blogspot.com/2006/04/156-eels-novocaine-for-soul.html

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Two that I'd add to the list that would be representative of fluky hits by indie/alternative/whatever bands who'd been around for a while, and who were able to cash in a bit on Nirvana's success, would be Pornos for Pyros' "Pets" and the Butthole Surfers' "Pepper." At the time, I remember how weird it felt that the Butthole Surfers would actually have a hit, but they did, sort of--according to Wikipedia, it made to #26 on the Hot 100 Airplay chart (but not, I guess, to the actual Top 100).

clemenza, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

my wife would rep for "Walking In Memphis" if she was here

meanwhile I rep for this version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFbik9RmVk

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, looking it up, Kris Kross's follow up single "Warm it Up" was pretty successful. In fact that used to be the main song that I knew was by them.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I just listened to "You Get What You Give" for the first time...I missed the second half of 90s pop culture b/c was writing a dissertation & ~growing up~. It's a pretty decent song! kinda sounds like a poppier Ben Folds. I watched the video & was kinda depressed that it didn't look particularly out of date.

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

And OMC, definitely.

clemenza, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

LISA FUCKING LOEB

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Because everyone still wears bucket hats!

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Pepper" cashed in on Beck, not Nirvana though

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxxxp if that is "I'm Raving" it totally justifies the existence of that song

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

haha nevermind re loeb, didn't realize "do you sleep" went top 20 what the hell

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

when i heard "You Get What You Give" for the first time i was like cool a new World Party single

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember "Stay" and "I Do", nothing else. Really 2-hit wonders from this time are just as interesting to me.

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(xp)

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the real question is, how many of these hits were on halfway decent albums? I remember the New Radicals one being pretty good, like a modern-day Todd Rundgren

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I SAID HEY.... WHAT'S GOING ON

Spectrist, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

WHITHER THE HOTSTEPPER?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think I know "Do You Sleep", but I do remember "I Do".

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"You Get What You Give" is a rad karaoke number.

DO YOU EAT SLEEP DO YOU BREATHE ME ANYMORE ANYMORE

Yeah the New Radicals album is pretty good. Thing is with them, Gregg Alexander disolved the entire group and stopped touring by the time they released their second single.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

he was needed on his home planet

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

he also wrote Santana's "The Game of Love."

I still almost don't believe he actually "worked" on "Game Of Love" so much as he got credited for the chorus hooks it swiped

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

or pre-chorus, that HIII-IIiiiighhh part

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

when i heard "You Get What You Give" for the first time i was like cool a new World Party single

woah was just about to post this

black bloc bologna (blueski), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

and Lovin' Each Day by Roanan Keating.

There's actually a demo out there floating around of him singing "Game of Love" by himself.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"Pepper" cashed in on Beck, not Nirvana though

I meant more in terms of access to radio than the sound of the record. I don't think there's a Beck without Nirvana...but it was all a long time ago, I'm headed out for yard duty.

clemenza, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

For some reason, Katy Perry's Teenage Dream reminded me of something Gregg Alexander would write. Ecspecially from a few covers I've heard of it played on live instruments.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Voting for the Bosstones happily and unironically. Had Joan Osborne second.

cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll take Gregg Alexander's voice over Perry's horrifying one any day.

Perry's horrifying voice is very effective in the context of Jane's Addiction and really really terrible everywhere else

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

like, I don't think "The Mountain Song" or "Three Days" would work with someone else singing them

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

which horrifying Perry are we talking about?

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but the Surfers had a moderate hit post-Nirvana (or post-RHCP, since much was made of Flea being in the "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" video) and then "Pepper" was in '96, like post-post-post-Nirvana

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Katy!

ok I lol'ed at the image of Katy Perry singing "Pets" and "Stop!"

which horrifying Perry are we talking about?

I assumed Farrell (obv)

now I want to hear her singing those songs because despite what I said that might actually work

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Katy Perry as Perry Farrell would look like Joan Osborne.

Perry Farrell as Katy Perry would like like Linda Perry.

Spectrist, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

haaaaa

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

*LOOK like rather

what's going on

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yes thanks

Spectrist, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that if you say "Perry" a guy whose last name is Perry assumes you're referring to Perry Farrell.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Paradise and the Perry

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

would much rather hear Dan Perry sing "Teenage Dream"

look, there were no other important/relevant Perrys in the 90s* and I sort of completely forgot that someone had mentioned Katy Perry right before I wrote that

*arguably, Linda was not important/relevant until the 00s

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

also I had forgotten how hilarious this song is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I retract what I said ^^^ worst singing ever

OHMAHGOD do i pray

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Makes Melissa Etheridge sound like Stephen Merritt.

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

When I first heard that New Radicals song I thought it was an 80s song I didn't know.

the first time i heard it i thought it was a new todd rundgren song

i think i like game of love better, though. also hilariously (to me anyhow) the santana guitar bits are v v close to the guitar in my ever changing moods

dell (del), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but does Todd really write songs like that anymore?

like seriously, Maybe You've Been Brainwashed is just the decent, semi-forgettable but pleasant mid-70's album the Todd never wrote

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he said he got bored of writing pop songs

dell (del), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm definitely gonna do some kind of poll of 90s one hit wonders not in the VH1 list, so feel free to keep posting notable omissions

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I think we're at the point where we can consider Hanson

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Gotta give it to 'No Rain'

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Harvey Danger's "Flagpole Sitta" and the Flys' "Got You (Where I Want You)" (don't know anyone who likes that as much as I do)--not sure if they were technically one-hit wonders, but I think they basically were.

clemenza, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I will always rep for "Not An Addict" by K's Choice

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I was reading down the list to give my vote to White Town and it's not even there! wtf? Not passionate about any of the choices, maybe "I'm too Sexy" or "Unbelievable".

LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

okay lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg&feature=related

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd nominate Local H, "Bound For the Floor" (got to #46, if that counts as a hit)

xhuxk, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Always got confused w/ them and Buckcherry cuz I think the latter had the word "Lit" in the title.

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

xp

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

best song is a tough call.

best BAND on this list is easy (Digital Underground)

in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

OK that Lit song is one of my guilty pleasures. Also, I always always get 100% singing it on Rock Band. It's kind of a jam.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

(hides)

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

omg I have not thought about Local H in years

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Something about the 90s is shameful for each of us, so feeling guilty about it is unnecessary amongst friends.

I will always rep for "Not An Addict" by K's Choice

I will too. You made me go back to the list fearing I'd missed it earlier, but as far as I can tell I didn't.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Dionne Faris, "I Know"
Donna Lewis, "I Love You Always Forever"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Then there's the one-hit-wonders-in-America that were big artists elsewhere, like B*Witched, Take That and All Saints

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw Dionne Farris open for Bryan Ferry in '95, at which she performed an eight-minute version of "I Know" and twenty-two minutes of the slushiest non-funk I've ever heard.

mostly remember the All Saints song because I didn't know non-Americans said "A to Zed"

corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

ARE YOU JIMMY RAY?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

noooooooooooooooo :(

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf @ this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skoPxPZmySs

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

list needs more toadies

Lex Pretnd (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember when Jimmy Ray was on that proto-trl show MTV Live and played an attempted follow hit called 'Are You Trippin On Me' or something

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

actually it was "I Got Rolled" possibly

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Luscious Jackson, "Naked Eye"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Folk Implosion, "Natural One"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Cornershop, "Brimful Of Asha"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

da croup plz make a 90s mix tape because all of your suggestions have been amazing

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Jars Of Clay, "Flood"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost wanna take that back now?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear this thread has happened already.

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

odds are

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

like word for word

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

those who remember the past are condemned to repeat it with a "lol" attached

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer the one-album-wonders.

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Is this the 40 highest songs of a top 100 list? I'm kind of shocked they didn't put Deep Blue Something.. I mean we're talking fucking VH1 here..

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Not that that song is anything special, but I knew without even looking that they were gonna put The Heights even though that song is hugely unmemorable.

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Does "The Globe" count as a second hit for BAD II?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Voted for "I Touch Myself" because that was the video I was most thrilled to see as a horny teenager.

Moodles, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Does "The Globe" count as a second hit for BAD II?

― da croupier, Monday, April 11, 2011 2:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't think so.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't believe they forgot "Jeremy" by Pearl Jams and "Plush" by The Stone Temple Pirates.

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bittersweet Symphony" is the best song listed here but that would be a really boring vote, so Humpty it is..

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Nada Surf - Popular

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost wanna take that back now?

hell no, "Flood" is great

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

well okay Jimmy Ray is not awesome, step away from that

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

oh lol this some pedestrian string playing

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Sister Hazel, "All For You"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

btw it is crazy compared with what it takes to sell a million albums these days that Sister Hazel could score platinum off "Runaroundagain" like that

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Taylor Swift's biggest album has sold six million copies, which puts it with the biggest BLUES TRAVELER album

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I have zero recollection of Sister Hazel... oh wait, I remember this song. I had no idea who did it or what it was called. I was happier then.

I think I just assumed this was Blues Traveler.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that was an xp

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Weird. I thought "Change Your Mind" was a hit.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

It did well on the Adult Contemporary chart...in 2000

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd just like to note that 9 Days' "Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" came out in 2000 so it doesn't count in this thread, though if you want to get it stuck in your head anyway you're welcome to

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

okay now I really hate you

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

when i smile?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to write a short preview of a Jimmy Eat World-Sister Hazel show in 2003. I really had to struggle to come up with sixty words.

Also they had the Verve on the list but they didn't have The Verve Pipe.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

now they're guilt stricken sobbing with their heads on floor

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Meat Puppets, "Backwater"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Jennifer Paige - "Crush"

I feel like Sixpence None The Richer should get an honorable mention for pimping the La's one-hit-wonder to keep themselves from being a one-hit wonder

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Shawn Colvin, "Sunny Came Home"

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Shawn Colvin is seriously unpleasant. She was pimping her Christmas album at the Boston Pops holiday concert one year and was just a sour, unlikeable person all through rehearsal and the concert.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

humpty dance

free karl kani (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

though i resent digital underground being called a one hit wonder

free karl kani (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

If America forgets "Kiss You Back" it's their loss

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Top 20 in 1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nyeiKk35M

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Dowhatchalike

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Nobody remembers whatever other songs Mr Bigg had hits with except for "To Be With You."

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

JUST TAKE MY HEART WHEN YOU GOOOOO

totally remember that follow-up

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Does Tesla count?

billstevejim, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

can't say I recall Mr. Big's Top 30 cover of Cat Stevens' "Wild World" though. I think I still owe my sister 20 dollars over whether the singer for Mr. Big was a man or a woman. I was SURE that person was female, HAD to be.

xpost Tesla had two top ten pop hits (love song and signs) so no

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

plus a bunch of mainstream rock numbers i'm sure are just lovely

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw mr big open for Rush. billy sheehan played his bass with a powerdrill that had a cylinder with guitar picks no it so he used that to pick the bass while he weedleweeedleweeelded...

they came out for rush's encore and jammed "wipeout"

free karl kani (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i defy anyone to listen to that Steelheart song all the way through, nirvana didn't kill pop-metal, it found pop-metal's corpse and peed on it

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Is this the 40 highest songs of a top 100 list? I'm kind of shocked they didn't put Deep Blue Something.. I mean we're talking fucking VH1 here..

― billstevejim, Monday, April 11, 2011 2:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nope, the special that aired last week was just top 40. but they've previously done a top 100 one hit wonders of the 80s and a top 100 of all time.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

they had to make more room for people to ask what that was about

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's fair to say that Queensrÿche [do not forget the umlaut this is critical] was a one-hit wonder with "Silent Lucidity" (1990).

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

also Damn Yankees with "High Enough"

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

(also 1990)

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCKING DAMN YANKEES HATE THEM SO MUCH

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

90s entries in VH1's previous all-time list in 2006 that weren't in this list for some reason:

http://www.danboe.net/articles/975/vh1s-top-100-one-hit-wonders

“Groove Is In The Heart” by Deee-Lite (1990)
“Nothing Compares 2 U” by Sinéad O’Connor (1990)
“Lovefool” by The Cardigans (1996)
“Epic” by Faith No More (1990)
“A Girl Like You” by Edwyn Collins (1995)
“How Bizarre” by OMC (1997)
“Rebirth Of Slick (Cool Like Dat)” by Digable Planets (1993)
“Just A Friend” by Biz Markie (1990)*
“Barbie Girl” by Aqua (1997)
“Don’t Want To Fall In Love” by Jane Child (1990)
“What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes (1993)

* originally released in 1989 but peaked in '90

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

the queensryche thing is kinda weird though, cuz do artists that had successful album careers count as one-hit wonders?

a fort minor forest (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Queensryche only had one pop chart moment (though yeah a lot of mainstream rock hits), but apparently Damn Yankees hit no. 20 with this doozy two years after "High Enough"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRsz4Yyshs

Am I wrong in thinking this sounds EXACTLY like "High Enough"?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

that chorus is some straight up "let's twist again" shit

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

What about Seven Mary Three? Did they do anything besides the loathsome "Cumbersome"?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently three songs not named "cumbersome" made it to no. 7 on the mainstream rock chart (though yeah that was 7M3's only pop hit). I kind of wish they'd all made it to no. 6

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

from wikipedia: In December 2008, the group re-released their long out-of-print debut album Churn. On February 9, 2010, Seven Mary Three released the live acoustic album Backbooth.

Why and why?

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I kinda love "High Enough".

Yeah, Queensrÿche was a biggish albums-band (as my hesher friends reminded me at the time when they got snobby about "Silent Lucidity")(which is kind of a jam I think? I mean it's obv. ridiculous but it's got a nice swell, a woozier "Comfortably Numb") but I think "one-hit wonder" means one single hits big & the other Empire singles were rock hits but "Silent Lucidity" hit #9 pop.

Surely some of the others on this list did decent biz with their albums?

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Billy Ray Cyrus did pretty well with his albums; and surely thinking of Queensrÿche as a one-hit wonder isn't any weirder than thinking of the Verve that way (though I guess we're playing with US/UK stuff here).

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

totally, it's all tiers and shits'n'giggles, but anybody with ONE pop hit or ONE hit on their genre chart counts as a one-hit wonder to me. You could even say Pavement was one for "cut your hair" which somehow hit #10 on modern rock with no follow-up.

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

If we're gonna count modern rock hits then I'm gonna put forth Peter Murphy's "Cuts You Up", which also went #55 pop.

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

fair enough (def his closest to a crossover), though my point was that pavement had no other modern rock hits - murphy scored a #2 on the next album

da croupier, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ah ok, I see---that's pretty amazing about Pavement!

I was thinking that Primal Scream's "Movin' On Up" would be a candidate (#2 modern rock, 1990) but actually they placed a bunch of songs on those charts. Here I'm talking USA charts. But I had no idea they were that big over here.

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

actually the Cure are kind of a 90s one-hit wonder in the USA---"Friday I'm In Love" hit #18 on the pop charts in 1992 (though "Just Like Heaven" hit #40 in 1988; maybe they're more like a 2-hit wonder).

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure "Lovesong" was top 10.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Lovesong hit #2.

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol ok I missed that one

Euler, Monday, 11 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

wiki says operation mindcrime went gold

a fort minor forest (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the cure did a version of operation: mindcrime??

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

no but Jet City Woman made it to #6 on the Mainstream Rock charts

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Semisonic is disgusting too but didn't they do more than that?

The singer/songwriter(?) made a bunch of records with Trip Shakespeare in the 80s/early 90s. And wrote a pretty interesting book about how much it actually sucked to have a hit record.

Dan Wilson and bassist John Munson were both in Trip Shakespeare and both sang a couple songs per album but it was Matt Wilson's band.

Trip Shakespeare were awesome, Semisonic were shit.

last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Monday, 11 April 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Leaning Rednex on this one. Maybe Divinyls.

last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Monday, 11 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bJrHl4TeN0

D-40, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ the Zapruder film for Alexander fans.

i think there's a thread for gregg alexander iirc but a love like that and his song with hanson are both dope

D-40, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

+ the NR's album obv although i think there are some pretty weak joints on it. but the opening track is A+++++

D-40, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

um he also did 'murder on a dancefloor' by sophie ellis baxtor, forgot abt that

D-40, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"Walking in Memphis" is totally justified by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcBQepRQR7E

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure VH1 chose these songs based on their placement in pop culture history and do not care whether the songs charted or not.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

In other words, if the song still still gets played on the radio or is used on nostalgia programs, it's a "hit" .. The artist might have another single which reached #38, but lots of songs chart which and then never get played on the radio ever again.. those are not considered hits in this regard. VH1's lists are based on pop culture and not Billboard.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/062308_cypresshill-260x260.jpg

not pictured: Gregg Alexander

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i was going to contribute gina g's "ooh aah just a little bit" but after wiki'ing her i am shocked to discover she has had other hits!

teledyldonix, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

VH1's lists are based on pop culture and not Billboard.
― billstevejim

And exclusively American pop culture, which is why bands like Roxy's Midnight Runners and Simple Minds will often show up in them.

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

For some reason, Katy Perry's Teenage Dream reminded me of something Gregg Alexander would write. Ecspecially from a few covers I've heard of it played on live instruments.

― MarkoP, Monday, April 11, 2011 12:58 PM Bookmark

this is really OTM actually - i think "teenage dream" might actually bite "You Only Get What You Give" as it is - -
"You - make - me - feel like a teen-age dream"
vs
"Wake - up - kids - we got the dream-er's disease"...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Roxy's Midnight Runners

lol

dell (del), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

For some reason, Katy Perry's Teenage Dream reminded me of something Gregg Alexander would write. Ecspecially from a few covers I've heard of it played on live instruments.

― MarkoP, Monday, April 11, 2011 12:58 PM Bookmark

this is really OTM actually - i think "teenage dream" might actually bite "You Only Get What You Give" as it is - -
"You - make - me - feel like a teen-age dream"
vs
"Wake - up - kids - we got the dream-er's disease"...

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, April 12, 2011 4:13 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

D-40, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Roxy's Midnight Runners
lol
― dell (del),

lol I meant the band Dexy's Midnight Runners. AFAIK, no, Roxy never had any midnight runners.

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

get what you give v steal my sunshine v sex and candy v closing time

Gukbe, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother
L7 - Pretend We're Dead

(Both may be discounted due to another single reaching 20-something?)

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Trip Shakespeare were awesome, Semisonic were shit.

― last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Monday, April 11, 2011 11:22 PM

oh man TRUTH BOMB

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

wait what tracy bonham other single hit anything something?? xpost

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

this is really OTM actually - i think "teenage dream" might actually bite "You Only Get What You Give" as it is - -
"You - make - me - feel like a teen-age dream"
vs
"Wake - up - kids - we got the dream-er's disease"...

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, April 12, 2011 4:13 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah this isnt how the song goes tho

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link

not that i disagree w/ the original point, but just ftr

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"You - make - me - feel like I'm livin a - teen-age dream"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

now that you mention it, if any KP song bites "you get what you give" it's the "firework" beat

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Why is "I'm Too Sexy" listed as a 1999 song? It was a hit in the early 90s, wasn't it? And why does everyone always misspell Chumbawamba as "Chumbawumba"?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

And why does everyone always misspell Chumbawamba as "Chumbawumba"?

Because so few people care.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I double checked to make sure there was no Gregg Alexander or Danielle Brisebois involvement with "Teenage Dream" and "Firework," and there wasn't. But I find it incredibly easy to believe Dr. Luke and Max Martin were channeling the NR style to some degree.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I don't understand why Haddaway is listed as a one-hit wonder. He had a few other singles that made the charts, and back in the day "Life" was almost as big as "What Is Love". Sure, "What Is Love" is the one that keeps getting played today, but you can't retroactively change it to be his only hit.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Tuomas, have you ever seen a VH1 theme countdown? Logic doesn't apply. Only what they can get "humorous" commentators to comment on.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Most of the time with these things, we're lucky if they can even place a song in its correct release year.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link

And why does everyone always misspell Chumbawamba as "Chumbawumba"?

Because so few people care.

It's kinda sad that their only hit was followed by one of their worst albums, so they couldn't even come up with a proper follow-up single. If they'd hit big earlier with Anarchy, things might've been different, as that album has loads of catchy pop tunes. Though maybe the (more obviously) political lyrics and the (rather graphic) cover image might've made it more difficult to sell that one.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hey tuomas,

btw it's a given that VH1 has a totally warped idea of what a "one hit wonder" is and lots of these acts had more than 1 hit, so let's keep this thread free of that kind of pedantry and instead discuss and rank the songs themselves.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Too bad this was overlooked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PNYNQqnvk

I think I still have that first UDS album somewhere, and I may dare to give it a listen.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahhhh! We were just talking about UDS a couple weeks ago! And I've been thinking: what was up with them and ducks anyway? "ducks categorize us as hardcriers" from the big single, obv., but then on the next record they had Duck Ska: "have you seen the ducks witgh mother goose behind?" so is that strictly a UDS thing or is there some deeper Netherlands duck culture slang going on?

I also love how I can refer to them as UDS, like it's some kind of Mormon offshoot sect or something.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

The ones I bought, in single format, at the time:

Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy 1999
Chumbawumba Tubthumping 1997
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby 1990
Joan Osborne One of Us 1996
New Radicals You Get What You Give 1999
Kris Kross Jump 1992
Snow Informer 1993
EMF Unbelievable 1990
Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997
Haddaway What is Love 1993
Belly Feed the Tree 1993
The Verve Bittersweet symphony 1998
Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 1994

The one I'm voting for:

Len Steal My Sunshine

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 1994

I had a horrible temp job at a cd plant around the time this came out. The plant handled a lot of BMG stuff (RCA, Arista, A&M, etc), and I specifically remember spending a week hand inserting some kind of mail-in card in countless copies of this Crash Test Dummies cd.

Also? I had to hand-place the "Parental Advisory" sticker on literally thousands of copies of Tool's Undertow cd cover. If you bought that around the time it was new, I may or may not have put that sticker on your cd.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Chumbawamba ... Oh man. Went to see this lot play Orchard Youth Club in Slough in 85 or 86, because Peel had been playing Revolution to death. It was 50p to get in, all proceeds to some local collective. There were more stalls for animal rights than there were actual punters (Slough was not a big anarcho town. It tended more towards jazz-funk), and those punters were the same people who attended the few local gigs that were vaguely "indie". There seemed to be 1200 bands on the bill, all of whom seemed to be made up of the same five people in varying combinations. My mate and I snuck out for a Big Mac before the headliners, then felt we'd better have some Extra Strong Mints lest some some zealous ALF activist smell Corporate Death on our breath. Chumbawamba were like a particularly earnest local agitprop theatre group with backing musicians – Danbert Nobacon kept putting on a bowler hat to signify when he was playing the part of capitalism. It wasn't much fun. I never saw Crass, but I always imagined this to be the Poundland version of what they must have been like.

Anyway, You Get What You Give, for me.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

^ The 80s were weird

Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, You Get What You Give, for me.

Heckovapunchline, there.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

wait what tracy bonham other single hit anything something??

The second single, "The One" (taken from the 1995 EP), was a minor hit and peaked at #23 on the Billboard Hot Modern Rock Tracks chart,[1] and two different music video versions of the song were briefly in heavy rotation on video music channels MTV & VH1. The third and final single, "Sharks Can't Sleep" failed to chart in the US.

Her wikipedia page is disturbingly well maintained.

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

for once, the Scooter cover is inferior btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drSzhnMbJg

cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa, did everyone forget about KWS - "Please Don't Go"? What a great tune!!

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Seconding L7 and KWS.

I wish Right So Fred and the Presidents of the United States of American hadn't had bigger hits, otherwise I'd nominate "Deeply Dippy" and "Peaches"--they should have been great one-offs.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I kind of can't stand "Peaches"

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Lump > Peaches

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Been a while, but I loved it at the time--#1 on my year-end list for whatever year it was.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Their version of "Cleveland Rocks," though, beats the stuffing out of their other singles, and even shits on Ian Hunter's version.

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I love "Lump" and "Peaches" eternally, as well as PUSA album cuts like "We're Not Gonna Make It." So there.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I suppose Sixpence NTR is disqualified b/c that godawful La's cover actually managed to chart. Shame too, b/c 'Kiss Me' would be a major contender otherwise. I always pretended to hate that song until one day I was able to admit to myself and the world that I actually totally love it.

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG the nineties is one long gay pride parade.

don't flux, whatever (u s steel), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I love "Lump" and "Peaches" eternally, as well as PUSA album cuts like "We're Not Gonna Make It." So there.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, April 12, 2011 10:10 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

that first PUSA album is the kind of thing i'd probably still bump and enthusiastically tell people about if i wasn't sick of those 2 songs and people didn't already know them and have their minds made up about them because of those songs.

absolutely steen hooses (some dude), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I think 'Gump' by Weird Al kinda perfectly encapsulated a certain mid-90s zeitgeist.

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost: Just before Xmas, I was on a post-screening discussion panel with a former member of Chumbawamba, who is now working on a documentary of Sham 69's recent tour of China. He looked me hard in the eyes, and growled "Never Trust A Music Journalist". I could muster no quibble.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I would have shot back "you're never gonna keep me down"

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

absolutely steen hooses (some dude), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

who is now working on a documentary of Sham 69's recent tour of China

Not a fate I would wish on anybody.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Wonder if the Chinese authorities asked Jimmy Pursey to censor his set, a la Bob Dylan... assuming anyone would go to see Sham 69 in China

Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

They asked him to shut the fuck up and not play the gig at all.

Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kpGNGhqtW8

ridic beau (NickB), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Do you find it frustrating having to sing Jimmy's lyrics?
"That's like asking a vicar if he finds it frustrating having to read the Bible."

Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Please disregard Billboard and chart positions for the remainder of this thread as they are irrelevant to the producers of vh1-talking-head programs.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Except for maybe the metal show on VH1 Classic.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

that first PUSA album is the kind of thing i'd probably still bump and enthusiastically tell people about if i wasn't sick of those 2 songs and people didn't already know them and have their minds made up about them because of those songs.

― absolutely steen hooses (some dude)

now I don't feel so embarrassed for my 9th grade love for PUSA (I haven't heard any of their full albums since)

but maybe I should be embarrassed that me and my friend would listen to this on the school bus while splitting one set of ear phones

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW the Merrill Bainbridge song is the one that goes "would it be so bad, if I could turn you on", yadda yadda yadda. It was really famous and I'm guessing most of you have heard it at some point. Kinda wonder whatever happened to her.

got boned by a terrible contract iirc, but did put out a second album and a grip of singles. I bought every single one of them* because of collecting the work of her co-writer and producer based on his former band, and I did not like and cannot remember ANY OF THEM AT ALL except that I really liked Mouth and there was a cover of Being Boring on its b-side.

*2nd-hand, from 33c and up

Anyway, being a freak and liking girls with the boom, there is only one way I could vote

side splitting genital based username (vdgna) (sic), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

#1 Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
#2 The Verve Bittersweet Symphony
#3 Joan Osborne One of Us

#Honorable Mentions: House of Pain Jump Around, Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl, Belly Feed the Tree, The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be, Blind Melon No Rain

#MOST ANNOYING
#1 Chumbawumba Tubthumping (STAY DOWN)
Len Steal My Sunshine (don't give a shit about your flower power)
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get (bleh)
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Wiggle It" 2 in a Room
"Tom's Diner" DNA
"People Are Still Having Sex" LaTour

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"Stay" Shakespear's Sister
"Three Little Pigs" Green Jelly
"Slam" Onyx

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"Short Dick Man" 20 Fingers feat. Gillette
"Get Ready for This" 2 Unlimited
"I Got 5 on it" Luniz

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"Missing (Terry Todd Mix)" Everything but the Girl
"In the Meantime" Spacehog
"The Distance" Cake

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Let Me Clear My Throat" DJ Kool
"C'est La Vie" B*Witched
"We Like to Party" Vengaboys

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Michael Penn - "No Myth"
Jude Cole - "Baby It's Tonight"
Chesney Hawkes - "The One and Only"

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman

Stars of the Lidl (seandalai), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no - "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"

Stars of the Lidl (seandalai), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman

I didn't list this due to the thread being US-centric. UK one-hit wonders of the 90s deserve their own thread, with "Tease Me" by Chaka Demus & Pliers front and centre.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996
5. Chumbawumba Tubthumping 1997
6. Semisonic Closing Time 1998
8. Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing 1996
11. New Radicals You Get What You Give 1999
15. Blind Melon No Rain 1993
19. Len Steal My Sunshine 1999
20. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Good Vibrations 1991
21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997
25. Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get 1997
26. Lou Bega Mambo #5 1999
30. The Verve Bittersweet symphony 1998
31. Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 1994
34. Des'ree You Gotta Be 1995
35. Marcy Playground Sex and Candy 1998
37. Merrill Baingridge Mouth 1996
38. Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel 1992
40. Tag Team Whoomp There It Is 1993

So many memories. I liked some of these one hit wonders better than the 90s long term artists.

Leopard on the Cheetos Bag (MintIce), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

more zeitgeisty stuff:

Scatman John - "Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)"
The Breeders - "Cannonball"
Stereo MCs - "Connected"

also, not sure if it's a hit but I would nominate Salt - "Bluster"

harrumph. (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

SALT!--I had that album; it was pretty cool, like a more-grungey Elastica. You might dig it, some dude.

I'm not sure if Breeders qualify for wonder status or not--"Divine Hammer" went kind of big, did it not? At least as big as "Bluster"

I would've already mentioned "Connected" already but could not remember the name of the group...

A couple more:

dog's eye view, "Everything Falls Apart"
Eagle Eye Cherry, "Stay Tonight"

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

The Nixons, "Sister"

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Who was the pop band from the early 90s that covered "Sukiyaki"?

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of Salt...

Veruca Salt - Seether

daavid, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

...also, a contenter for my fave 90s one hit wonder:

Shampoo - Trouble

daavid, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Veruca Salt had Volcano Girls (which couldve been on the Blender list of momentum-killing follow-up singles poll that we just did)

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's an obscurity:

Susannah Hoffs - My Side of the Bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smye7LXn7hw

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't remember it. Was it a hit?

daavid, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

daavid, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm really glad that "Whoomp there it is" is by some dudes named Tag Team

een, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

based the Breeders nom on my never hearing "Divine Hammer" on the radio; the youtube does nothing to jog my memory

"Volcano Girls" was def. a hit

harrumph. (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"Shutterbug" was really what killed the mo imo

harrumph. (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't remember it. Was it a hit?

#32 in the spring of '91. I bought the single cuz I was a Hoffs...enthusiast.

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

btw Volcano Girls >>> Seether

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xp to lbj: Really? I def. remember hearing Divine Hammer on the radio (though admittedly I had the album by then). In fact I even heard Saints on the radio a couple of times...

Pillbox u r so wrong

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Tyler Collins - Girls Night Out

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

And one of my favorite songs of any genre:

Natural Selection - Do Anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0v_icbtspE

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Divine Hammer probably counts, I remember people talking about it but I don't remember hearing it on the radio / seeing the video (thought it was just another album track)

harrumph. (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi the Chaka Demus & Pliers song that had some amount of traction in the US was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-av7F1JBmj4

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still bitter that nobody seemed to like the http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif Demus & Pliers dn I had at one point. :(

ENBB, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

oh crap lol

ENBB, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man, I was going to bring up Case's "Touch Me, Tease Me" but apparently he had 3 other hits I didn't know about...?

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

got boned by a terrible contract iirc, but did put out a second album and a grip of singles.

Heheh, just gave the second album a listen out of curiosity, it's not that bad!! "Big Machine" is one I can't get enough of. I think it's about some S&M device. I'm not too sure about that. Kind of disposable garbage pop but you know, it's not too bad. They even get Shaggy to do a duet on the last song! He sounds like a frog!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of which how was there no mention of Shaggy in this thread??

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait that came out in 2000??

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

could have sworn it came out in like 1998...ok quadpost complete

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

also Shaggy had no fewer than FOUR huge top 5 U.S. hits

some dude, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

He scored two hits.

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost and some dude corrected me

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol my fellow members of the Chart History Mafia had me covered

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

As unbelievable as this sounds, I think I heard "Angel" far more than "It Wasn't Me."

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

man, if you had asked me to guess Shaggy's 4th top 5 hit, I totally would have said "Luv Me, Luv Me" and not "In the Summertime"

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a very good friend who got married right around the time "Angel" came out who told us that she was considering playing "that Shaggy single" for her music when she walked down the aisle; of course at the time she was the only one who had heard "Angel" out of the people in the conversation.

She ended up going more traditional but I still lament that I have never gotten to see a bride come down the aisle to "It Wasn't Me".

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I would have suggested "The Thong Song."

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever happened to the non-Shaggy dude on "It Wasn't Me"??? I thought he was primed to have a big career but he's at a "$2,000 question on Jeopardy" level of obscurity now

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

but I still lament that I have never gotten to see a bride come down the aisle to "It Wasn't Me".

or even better, 'Church Heathen'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dxq25Toh7k

black bloc bologna (blueski), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

dammit, was playing presidents of the usa in honor of the other thread and now have to play "seether" instead.

"seether is neither loose nor tight"

Greatest song ever to use the word "NOR?"

Still like this a lot but it's behind "Feed the Tree" for me in its genre. Obviously both are crushed by "Cannonball," but "Cannonball" is not actually the same kind of song.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Y'all, don't forget "Boombastic!" "It Wasn't Me" was dude's comeback hit.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"Boombastic" was dude's comeback hit.

"Oh Carolina" ftw.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

here:

1 Shaggy Oh Carolina Feb 1993 Notes
5 Shaggy featuring Rayvon In The Summertime Jul 1995 Notes
1 Shaggy Boombastic Sep 1995 Notes
11 Shaggy featuring Grand Puba Why You Treat Me So Bad Jan 1996 Notes
21 Shaggy featuring Wayne Wonder Something Different / The Train Is Coming Mar 1996 Notes
7 Shaggy featuring Marsha Piece Of My Heart Jul 1997 Notes
31 Shaggy It Wasn't Me (import) Feb 2001 Notes
1 Shaggy featuring Rikrok It Wasn't Me Mar 2001 Notes
1 Shaggy featuring Rayvon Angel Jun 2001 Notes
5 Shaggy Luv Me Luv Me Sep 2001 Notes
19 Shaggy Dance And Shout / Hope Dec 2001 Notes
2 Shaggy & Ali G Me Julie Mar 2002 Notes
10 Shaggy Hey Sexy Lady Nov 2002

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

and his hit albums;

37 Shaggy Boombastic Oct 1995 Notes
1 Shaggy Hot Shot Feb 2001 Notes
20 Shaggy Mr Lover Lover - The Best Of - Part 1 Feb 2002 Notes
22 Shaggy The Best of Shaggy - The Boombastic Collection Sep 2008 Notes

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Shaggy: one of the 90's most enduring stars!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

TBH I had no idea all these songs were under his name, I just kinda thought all those hits were somebody else featuring Shaggy

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

that Shaggy/Ali G duet went to #2 in the UK cuz I don't remember it, and I kinda want an excuse to 'lol Britain'...

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I would have suggested "The Thong Song."

Well it's true that Sisqo only had one number one hit. Strangely enough it was "Incomplete" and not The Thong Song.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Thong Song was 2000.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought he meant for DJP's friend's wedding...

amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

He did.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahh. This is what I get for only skimming through the thread.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

(I think we suggested that she zipline in to "The Thong Song", actually)

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't list this due to the thread being US-centric. UK one-hit wonders of the 90s deserve their own thread, with "Tease Me" by Chaka Demus & Pliers front and centre.

Chaka Demus & Pliers had three UK Top 5 hits in a row (and three others singles from the same album also made it to the UK top 40). "Twist & Shout" even made it to the #1 spot, while "Tease Me" didn't.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"Tease Me" got to number one on re-release in 1994, but otherwise yeah, you're right. Damn.

However, "Tease Me" legitimately belongs in an Aussie one-hit wonders of the 1990s thread, alongside classics from Army of Lovers, Dimples D and LA Style.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

My top 3 have not yet been mentioned...

Souls Of Mischief "93 Til Infinity"
Stardust "Music Sounds Better With You"
Jeff Buckley "Last Goodbye"

And if Raekwon "Ice Cream" counts he could replace Buckley..

billstevejim, Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Sometimes one-hit-wonders are actually good..

billstevejim, Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

this list reminds me that i was talking about pop up video with a friend the other day - the one they did for "legend of a cowgirl" is how i learned what a cupola is

BIG FOUR aka the superfecta (donna rouge), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

voted new radicals. fuck tha haterz.

car's not yellow, it's chicken (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also, where is THE HOTSTEPPER?

car's not yellow, it's chicken (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i have no idea how to vote here but "mybabydaddy" really is awesome

BIG FOUR aka the superfecta (donna rouge), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah "MyBabyDaddy" is funny, but I'm sure the only reason it made the list is because it's easy riffing for stupid commentary.

billstevejim, Thursday, 14 April 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"Their biggest hit—and only Billboard Hot 100 entry—is "Naked Eye" ( March 22, 1997)."

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 April 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

get on the floor, let's dance some more.

car's not yellow, it's chicken (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

being snipey here, but I'll bet that the difference of Hot 100 to Not Hot 100 comes down to like #126 vs. #89 than anything more pronounced.

car's not yellow, it's chicken (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Naked Eye came in at #36 (#24 "top 40 mainstream") so yeah it's a little more pronounced

da croupier, Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

also listening to "here" and "naked eye," it shouldn't be a shock at all that one was an actual hit and one was lucky enough to be in a cheap video to promote a hit movie

da croupier, Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

still!.. I had a point, but I forgot it.

mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

o wait. HERE is ace, bro.

mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, that's not totally fair, actually - both sound kinda diffuse and weak vocally for a potential hit

xpost!

da croupier, Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

dc - I think you are otm, actually. LJ (heh) singles would have been a LOT better w/ stronger vox!

mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

everything over "Lullaby"

jer.fairall, Saturday, 16 April 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

decided to vote for the Proclaimers song, which i never really had any feelings about during the actual '90s but now i'm like damn that's a perfect song

some dude, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

^right on; my mom loves that song

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

motherfucking Rump Shaker

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"i'm gonna be 500 miles" is an 80s song dooohhhhh

billstevejim, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

why do people like "baby got back?"

billstevejim, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

'posse on broadway' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"i'm gonna be 500 miles" is an 80s song dooohhhhh

― billstevejim, Wednesday, April 20, 2011 12:16 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

well, it was released in 1988 and was a hit in the UK and some other countries in the UK, but nobody in the US really heard it until it blew up huge in 1993.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhfrjhRtqRM

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH-DWCckL2

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH-DWCckL2w

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

god i h8 all u late '90s alternapop stans

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The Verve?

Euler, Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i was naively expecting that humpty dance would run away with this

O da Huge Manatee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

ITS. THE. FUCKING. HUMPTY. DANCE. IT. WAS. YOUR. CHANCE. TO. DO. THE. HUMP. FOR. JUST. ONCE. IN. YOUR. WHOLE. MISERABLE. LIFE.

O da Huge Manatee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously that and "Baby Got Back" should've been in tough competition for 1st place

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf.. the legit awesomeness of humpty totally eclipses the guilty pleasure enjoyment of the 2 songs that tied for 1st..

billstevejim, Thursday, 21 April 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

baby got bored

billstevejim, Thursday, 21 April 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys got the dreamers' disease

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

cheer up it's time for recess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs&feature=related

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ ppl forgetting that they were on ILM re: the anger at these results

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

also, poor Tag Team

whoomp, there it went

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

im surprised that only one person liked "Informer"

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait I think that was me

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ ppl forgetting that they were on ILM re: the anger at these results

― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, April 21, 2011 11:40 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i dunno man...i knew people loved the New Radicals here but this is ridiculous. also the avg age of posters skewing my age or older made me think the majority of people would have a lot of firsthand memories of how awesome "The Humpty Dance" and "Baby Got Back" were.

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

can't imagine too many ppl repping for Baby Got Back; a one-joke novelty hit that got mindboggling amounts overexposure and became overloaded with all sorts of unwholesome associations...

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

um, what

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "Baby Got Back" is really kind of a stupid song, can't really stand it anymore today after hearing it so many times

"Humpty Dance" on the other hand is just one classic line after another

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I voted for Len, and I wish I'd voted for Digital Underground. In all honesty, I didn't notice their name on the list -- I don't think of them as one hit wonders, irrational as that may be. I'll rep for Len, but not at the expense of "The Humpty Dance."

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "Baby Got Back" is really kind of a stupid song, can't really stand it anymore today after hearing it so many times

j/k "Baby Got Back" is a total fucking jam and I will never get tired of listening to it wtf

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

there is some total crazypants going on here re: "Baby Got Back"

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I sort of don't believe that Len song is real. I never heard it back in the 90s.

President Keyes, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It's real, awesome and better than Baby Got Back. There, I said it.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't get it, what's so appealing about the 5000th listen of this song

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard it all the time!

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

calling "Baby Got Back" a 'a one-joke novelty hit' is like saying the movie Airplane! only had one joke. it's so jam-packed with quotables!

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but it's got nothing on "Humpty Dance"

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Humpty" is better but not by as wide a margin as they're both better than a Canadian dude singing like Jamie Walters over an Andrea True loop

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

nope

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lol jamie walters

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that Andrea True loop is pretty golden though

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sad that you don't understand how awesome SMS is SD. :(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't he in 38. Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel 1992?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

um I don't think 'one-joke novelty hit' is all that far off. all the quotable lines revolve around a single simple concept: dude likes women with large posteriors. beginning, middle, and end of story.

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Walters?

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah! I thought he was the lead in that show/band.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The eventual theme song for the show, "How Do You Talk to an Angel," sung by Jamie Walters went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, and was the first song from a television show to top the Hot 100 since 1985.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I just heard Flava in Your Ear for the first time, like, ten minutes ago...I would've voted for that if I had bothered to check it out in the beginning of the poll, so I mean, what do I know?

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I was xposting Drugs

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

but it's a lame joke lol

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol oh - oops

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

so these results are basically perfect, then. good work, everybody!

Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, Jamie Walters dated Donna on "90210." I forgot whether she had a big butt in 1995.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh God he did

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't he throw her down the stairs

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996 0

The greatest selling single of all-time gets no votes... faux-populism is dead. RIP

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah – after she made a remark about how his breathy singing sucked on "How Do You Talk To An Angel"

xpost

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yes he beat donna up! tori spelling never had a big butt.

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I have never even heard/heard of the top 2 here wtf

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

that's when you gave up music for politics, Shakes.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ at the title of the "90210" clip.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

right

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Walters' ass is bigger than Donna's wtf

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8GBCpstlvs

they abused Donna a lot on this show

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

they abused Donna a lot on this show

I love how I was just watching 90210 reruns the other day (Steve holds a rave! Donna meets Jamie! Tiffani-Amber smokes weed!) and now ILM has caught up

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the blocking/writing of that scene

"Hey, what's wrong?"
"GET IN THE POOL oh it's naptime"

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

wait waht?

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't accept that Dylan would have "accidentally" brushed Donna off like that; he had nothing but contempt for her.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i think maybe the immense weight of donna's face sent shockwaves through dylan's arm to his brain causing acute synapse overload; this is oft referred to in the medical world as "spelling's syndrome." Grave indeed that this occurs whether you mean to knock her unconscious into a pool or not.

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

She MIGHT have been okay if her head had bounced off Jamie Walters' butt.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKhGr3-KxZQ&feature=related

they weren't very kind to Andrea, either

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

She MIGHT have been okay if she'd bounced off Brandon Walsh's cock.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

LMAO

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link


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