Now You See It...Now You're Dead!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
Easy Come...Easy, Um, DIE, Or Something!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
If At First You Don't Succeed...DIE, DIE AGAIN!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
there, that's more like it.
A Stitch in Time... Saves NO ONE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying This Record?
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
Take It Or Leave It...Or KILL It!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)
Three Strikes... You're DEAD!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
Going, Going...GONG!: Live At Budokan
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
What You Bleed...Is What You'll Get!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
A Penny Saved... Is Ultimately Worthless
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
God Don't Make Trash...He Burns It!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Coke...Is Shit!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
I've Got The Fever, And The Only Cure... Is More Bullets!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
Well, Now I've Seen Everything...Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
This is my favorite thread of all time already.
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
Metal...Lica Are Assholes
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
I remember when this was all (het)fields
― the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
These Aren't The Droids... You're DYING For!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
Burying the Hatchet... In your Skull!
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
It's The Economy...Stupid!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)
He's The Dead...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
or rather:
He's The Dead Guy...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
I Was On MTV...In 1992
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Pulling the Ripcord ... and Meeting your Maker! (didn't Mustaine have some sort of skydiving epiphany that led him to Christianity?) ...
love the 'It's The Economy ... Stupid!'
― BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Live and Let Live... Or Don't!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Win Some, Lose Some...Kickboxing Matches!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
Heroin de Boner
― the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Never Look A Gift Horse...In The Ass!
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Kill 'Em All...And Let Lawyers Sort Out The Writing Credits!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
Look Busy... The Boss is Killing!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
Too Big To Fail...Too Socialist!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
Nice Work... If You're Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
We Don't Look Good...If You Don't Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
Roses Are Dead... Violence is Too!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
With Friends Like This... Who Needs Enemas!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
When Megadeth Talks...People Die!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Let's Get Retarded... In Here!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Ass, Gas, or Grass ... No One DIES for Free!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
Rhythm... Is A DANCER!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
this one sounds real
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Kill
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
I Don't Mourn the Loss of Thousands of Precious Lives ... and I WILL Rejoice in the Death of One!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
Apocalypse '10 ... The Enemy Strikes DEAD
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
Some Kind...of Monster!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
ha ha it's 2011 not 2010 oops
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
The Future's So Bright...I Gotta Wear Shades!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
(cover is obviously that skeleton with the metal shades grinning in front of a mushroom cloud)
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
Wake Up... Time To Die!
(this would be the title of their PWEI tribute album)
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Work Hard, Play Hard... DIE!!!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
Fuck You...Pay Me!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
The Check's In The Mail...To Your Undertaker!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Would Chuck ... DEATH!?!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
My Wife Told Me I Had to Choose Between Her and My Guitar ... I'm Sure Going to Miss That Bitch!
Because I Would Not Stop for Death... He Kindly Stopped for Me!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
We Hold These Truths To Be Self... Evident!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore...But Who's Buying??
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
Life's a Bitch ... And Then You Die!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
Hey, There...Buh-dy!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Co-Ed Naked...Killing!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
Dude...Looks Like A Lady!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
Fool Me Once...DON'T FOOL ME!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)
I Don't Know...Third Base!!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
This Isn't A Beer Belly... It's The Gas Tank for a Killing Machine!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
There's No Place ... like HELL.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
I'm With... Satan!
Bud... Weis... Dead!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
Consider Your Tits...Inspected!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
Take Me Home... I'm Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
Vini, Vidi...Vici!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
Whose Woods These Are...I Think I Know!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
Tiger, Tiger... Burning ALIVE!
Can't Make an Omelette... Without Breaking a Few Heads!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
Whether 'Tis Nobler In the Mind...to Suffer!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
New World Order...Coming Right Up!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
Too Much Suck...Not Enough Sex!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
Double, Double, Toil... And Fuck You!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
T Minus 5, T Minus 4...T Party
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
I Miss My Little Danish Friend...Sniffle
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
This Is The Way The World End... Not With A Bang But With A BOOM!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
My Wife Went To The West Indies... Jamaica?!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
One Way Ticket To Hell... And Fuck The Darkness!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
One Man's Trash... Is Another Man's Pleasure!
― Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
A+
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
You Have The Right... To Remain Dead!
(xpost to "Potential Album Titles For Megadeth If They Ever Decide To Write Dinner Theater Murder Mysteries" etc)
It Was the Best of Times...It Was the Worst!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v1C7DFtoAbg/S_x-GUWXQKI/AAAAAAAAACY/Rfp886v70Ik/s1600/DaveMustaine2.jpg
Odd Future Wolf Gang...FUCK THE WORLD!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
But When I Do...I Prefer Dos Equis!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
When Life's a Bitch... Lysol Douche!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
Don't Cry Over Spilled....Blood!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
My Other Car...Is Dead!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
Don't Blame Me...I Voted For Death!
On Curves Ahead Remember Sonny That Rabbit's Foot Didn't Save The Bunny...Burma-Shave!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
What's Good For The Goose...Is Good For It's Eater!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
actually if you just switch it to megadeth a lot of burma-shave ones work good:
He tried To Cross As Fast Train Neared Death Didn't Draft HIm He Volunteered...Megadeth!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
Life Is Like a Box Of Chocolates....You Never Know When Yer Gonna Get Eaten!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
Stupid Is....As Stupid Dies
Sometimes When We Touch...The Atrocity's Too Much!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
So I Sing You To Sleep...After The Killing!
Gotta Make My Mind Up....Which Hearse Can I Take?....It's DIE-DAY!!!!!!!!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
Wait For It...
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
Beeyo...tch!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
Where's My Money... Bitch!
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
I Know You Are Dead...But What Am I?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
Q: Are We Not Men?... A: We Are DEAD!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Too Much... Information!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
Metallica Is Better Than Us...Not!!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
If Voting Changed Anything … They'd Kill You!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
Insane In The Mustaine...Insane In The Brain!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
A Fish Always Rots From the Head Down … And So Do You!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
The Longest Journey Begins … With a Single Death
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
A Picture Paints … A Thousand Deaths!
Absence Makes the Heart … Grow Deader!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
So Long... And Thanks For All The MURDER!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
All Good Things Come … To He Who Kills!
Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder … My Knife is in the Eye of my Accuser!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
Charity Begins at Home … Dying Begins Here!
If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth … Kill It Instead!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
You Don't Have To Be Dead to Work Here … But It Helps!
was gonna say the thread had peaked but If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You is great
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
It's Hard to Soar Like An Eagle...When You're Dead
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
If You Can't Say Something Nice... Kill Yourself!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
Don't Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater … Throw it in the Incinerator!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
Killers Keepers … Victims Weepers
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
A Minute to Pray... A Second to Die!
(oh, wait, that's been taken.)
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
Money Is the Root of All Evil … And Baby I'm Rich!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
Never Put Off Till Tomorrow … What You Can Kill Today!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold … And My Freezer's on Full!
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
Death!...Ya Know It!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
A Steady Stream... Thanks Flomax!
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
Fucking Bullets... How Do They Kill?!
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
potential titles for Chicago to use if they ever get "back to their roots"
XXXXXXIXXXII
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
Murder... She Wrote!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For Your... Die!!!!!!
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
I may very well be a moron, but I've never quite understood what "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?" is meant to mean.
Is it that Peace, while popular as a concept, is unlikely because no-one is willing to make any sacrifices to make it a reality?
― brio, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
it's a typo, it was supposed to be "But Hoos' Buying!" IOW our one BIG HOOS was buying up all the peace
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
In writing "Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?" Mustaine spoke in a code only comprehensible to fellow partisans of the Southern California metal scene. "Peace" refers to the owner of the Long Beach club Fender's where Megadeth played. "Sells" means "pays his bands in cocaine." "But Who's Buying?" was an in-band joke meaning "this is fucking awesome."
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
why don't we have a tv show, is what I want to know
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
Man, so many good ones!
I love this one:"No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!"
But should have been:"No Shirt, No Shoes...Die!"
In tribute:Hey Bud, let's ... Kill!
― grandavis, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
I still don't understand the Peace Sells But Who's Buying enigma.
― brio, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
it means that peace sells bumper stickers and stuff but people keep killing each other.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
Who's buy Enigma are the scented candle and bubble bath set.
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
Our Bodies, Our...Cells!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
ok that's heavy.
― brio, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
You've Got A Good Head On Your Shoulders....I've Got Three In My Freezer!!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
Heavy Metal, Hard Thrash, Speed Metal, Death Trash...It's Still Rock And To Me!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
These Boots Were Made For Walkin'....On Your Corpse!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
Naughty Or Nice...So What!: A Megadeth Christmas
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
Eenie, Meenie, Minie...NO!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
Can I Touch You ... THERE?!?
― Pop Argot, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
reading this thread is better than listening to megadeth
― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
Said I Loved You ... BUT I DIED
― Pop Argot, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
SB
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
So Far, So Good...SUGGEST BAN!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
Less Is More...Lars Is Whore!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
I loved this
― schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
Death is On the Way...I Can See It in Your ORBITS!!!!
Wish You Were...Beer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
Still the Same...Great Rock Classics of Our Time!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
― da croupier, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 2:21 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark
this is one where the typo makes it better
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket... Or Are You Dead?
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
Knock Knock...Who's Dead?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
She Sells...Sea Shells By The Sea Shore!
― thread assessor (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
Peace Sells Bumper Stickers and Stuff... But People Keep Killing Each Other!
― brio, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
Pee Sells...But Who's Drinking?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
Megadeth...More Like Megadon't!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
No Phone, No Pool, No Pets... Ain't Got No Cigarettes!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
And I Got Her...Grocery Bag!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha I was tempted to do that one earlier
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
OU81...Poo!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
Flash... Aaaaahaaaaaaaah!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
An Early Name for Pink Floyd...Was the Meggadeths!!!!
― schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
Cameras Ready... Prepare To DIE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
Lights, Camera...Revolution!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
When Harry Met Sally...In Hell!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
Put The Lime In The Coconut... And Shoot It All Up!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
Workers Of The World... Die!
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
Hey, Ho, Let's Go...Overthrow!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow... Of Death!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
Friends, Romans, Countrymen...Off With Your Heads!!!
― schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman... It's Hard!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
Same Shit, Different...Album!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
Cruci... Fiction!!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
this thread reminds me of the most boring band name thread
Take That... And Party!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
Things To Do In Denver... When You're Dead!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
And Justice For All...Former Metallica Guitarists!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
I Believe Anita... Hell!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
The Unforgiven...Ew!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
Load...Flush!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
Have Your Cake... And Eat It!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
Smoke Weed...Every Day!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
Life Is A Lemon...And I Want To KILL YOU!
― Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
aero you are killing it
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
and the obligatory
Objects in the Rear View Mirror...May Appear DEADER Than They Are!
― Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire, and his Wife, the Movie Star... and The Rest!
― brio, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
Teenage Suicide...Do it!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
"There's no fool.... LIKE A DEAD FOOL!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 May 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)
It's a Ill Wind...And It Blows!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 May 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)
Drill, Baby Drill... ACTUAL BABIES!
― bendy, Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
Loose Lips Sink Ships....Loose Women Die!!!
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
I Want More Life... Fucker!
― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
Hello Me, It's Me Again...Again!
― cwkiii, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)
Why The Fuck Do We Have To Open......For Metallica?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 5 May 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
Greedo... Shot Everyone
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
In The Aeroplane... Over The Sea!
― Gavin, Leeds, Thursday, 5 May 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
It's Electric... Boogie-Oogie-DIE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
Youthanasia... In Asia!
(would be a live album, obv)
― some dude, Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
I Am Just Going Outside and May Be Some Time ...DYING ON THE ICE!
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
I Want To Kill ...POSSIBLY!
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier... DIE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
Catch 22... Bullets... With Your Head!
― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)
Good Girls Go To Heaven...Cause They DIED!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
Turns out he one-upped us all:
Shelton, H.S., Conn. Superintendent... let James Tate go to prom!!!
Context.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahahaha
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
I had to check it twice just to make sure he did indeed include the ellipsis.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
so fucking awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
Megadeth should have giant paper machet ellipses as part of their stage show the same way Iron Maiden has Eddie
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
A+ Mustaine
― da croupier, Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
"Don't you know love when you see it????"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
Don't you know love...when you see it????
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
Tate said that he is upset. “I feel like a jerk for getting my friends in trouble and for screwing Sonali out of a date," he said.
That means something different in the UK, I'd guess.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
A+ thread!
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
i was briefly overcome by the distinct memory of having posted
Santa Claus is Coming... To Town!!!
to this thread. but i guess i didn't. so weird.
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:54 (ten years ago)
Top Of The Muffin...TO YOU!!
― some dude, Thursday, 3 September 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)
literally can't stop laughing at "Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You"
― orifex, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:32 (ten years ago)
Jesus is My Savior..But the DEVIL is My President!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)
Big Things Come in Small Packages...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT LARS
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:38 (ten years ago)
They Took Megadeth Out of the Schools...and Now the Bieber concerts are full!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)
Our MP3s...aren't MPFREE
i love...this thread!
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)
I Need More Vocal in the Monitors...STEVE!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)
I've Got My Own Album...TO DIE!
― Pheeel, Sunday, 13 November 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)
"I'm Going to the Store...ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING?!!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:04 (five years ago)
"Crime Doesn't Pay...IT SUBSIDIZES"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:10 (five years ago)
“We Are The World...We Are The Children”
― Siegbran, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:35 (five years ago)
POLL if you want to...POLL around the world
― Vinnie, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:47 (five years ago)
A Man, A Plan, A Canal...Corona!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:25 (five years ago)
Fart Smells... But Who's Supplying?
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:49 (five years ago)
Music is my Business.....and Taxes are Due!
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:50 (five years ago)
Just Four Guys Alone...In A Room!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:02 (five years ago)
So septuagenarian, so good, so what!
― calstars, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:07 (five years ago)
The Grass is Always Greener... When You're the Soil!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:19 (five years ago)
Looks like Mustaine actually did (provisionally) end up reviving the ellipses.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:07 (four years ago)
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight … OR AM I?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:25 (four years ago)
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP)
If You Lived Here... You'd Be Dead By Now!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:23 (three years ago)
Psychic... Powerless... Another Band’s Album!
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:39 (three years ago)
You Don't Have to Brush All Your Teeth... Just the Ones You Want to Keep!
(actual sign in my kids' dentist office)
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 06:14 (three years ago)
My Money Doesn't Jiggle Jiggle...it KILLS!
― MaresNest, Saturday, 24 September 2022 13:01 (three years ago)
Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (three years ago)
Trump is dead…Died badly!
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:09 (three years ago)
Ass, Grass … or DEATH
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:24 (three years ago)
I Want to Talk to Your Manager...Not the Guy Sitting Next to You!!!!
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:00 (one year ago)
I'd Like Pulled Pork...But Can I Have Fries Instead of Cole Slaw!!!??
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:01 (one year ago)
The Devil is in the Details...and I Have No Idea What That Means!!!
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:02 (one year ago)
“You Call This a Cheeseburger? Needs More Chopped Onions!”
― calstars, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:04 (one year ago)
My Parents Went To Hell...And All I Got Was This Lousy Megadeth T-Shirt!!!
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:18 (one year ago)
calstars where are the ellipses?
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:21 (one year ago)
“You call this a smashburger…where are the pickles!”
― calstars, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:55 (one year ago)