keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

It's been two weeks and the meme still won't die (belgian newspaper, today, May 13 2011 : "Pippa's bottom causes marital problems"), can we replace band names or album/song names with this apparently immortal meme?

Big In Japan: Pippa's Arse

Pippa's Arse: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs

Pippa's Arse - Master Of Puppets (cover photo: with the bridesmaids)

Pippa's Arse - Unknown Pleasures

Pippa's Arse - Never Mind The Bollocks (on her fiancé)

What the fuck are you even babbling about?

she's a rich celebrity, right? like paris hilton?

are we talking about the "british ppl aren't funny" meme?

*expresses incredulity, scorn*

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

i kinda want 2 start a zeitgeist capturing thread abt how disdainfully shouting something in a 'funnie voice' is the stupidest & most played way of mocking something but

according to google, "arse" is european slang for vagina part #traveltips

wikipedia says

Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5713/berneydidnotread.gif

go down on my knees and ask that gif to marry

she's really not all that. i also imagine she'd be the most boring person on earth. people are weird.

Oh. Okay then.

Every, I mean EVERY celebrity gossip magazine had her gaunt puffy-eyed grin slapped on the front cover in WHSmith yesterday. Sometimes you just wanna slap people.

http://www.heatworld.com/images/101979_615x615_STD/2011/5/images/Royal_wedding_x.jpg

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

This thread is Belgian though

this isn't relevant to british posters either

Or music.

kind of amazed that people who can spend 1000s of posts debating whether calling people rude words is actually kinda empowering are upset about this thread, even with its admittedly awful first post

It's somewhat ranshackle, should be on ILE, and also is that "Didn't read" gif a new 'substitute for the word xxxx' type thing?

ttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/13/pippa-middleton-driver-s-other-half-daubs-is-pippa-s-bum-still-better-than-mine-on-motor-115875-23126351/

missed a bit.

god so bored of 'lol brits' sentiment. otoh also bored of the middletons

what is whiney's 'didn't read lol' gif actually from

Let's try again.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/may2011/5/4/pippa-middleton-image-2-636589474.jpg

I'm not sure Whiney knows where Belgium is actually.

he must do, they make buns and fries

It was some high quality self-clowning on a "this thread is lame and Local Garda is British" tip.

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

the Dick van Dyke voice always makes me laugh tbh

"blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt" - don't remember this bit in Mary Poppins

xxpost otm. also asia iirc

Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt

keep the meme alive

"As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States, foods like blood sausage (sometimes still called Blutwurst) are still eaten in the country, although often by older generations. Among other English-speaking North Americans, the consumption of British-style black pudding and similar dishes is largely confined to recent immigrants from Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and so forth. This Old World tradition also continues with French Canadians and Cajuns (Acadians). Blood sausages are very difficult to find in American supermarkets, and are often made at home, especially by the older generations. In Wisconsin, Brussels and Sturgeon Bay are both home to local grocers who produce blood sausage, due to their large Belgian American populations. Supermarkets throughout Maine also carry locally produced blood pudding due to the state's large French Canadian population. In southeastern Michigan, Polish-style kiszka can be found in supermarkets throughout the year, but more so during Easter. This is largely due to the sizable Polish ancestry throughout the region.

An Italian-American version of black pudding in the San Francisco Bay area is called biroldo and has pine nuts, raisins, spices, pig snouts and is made using either pig’s or cow's blood.

Cajun boudin is a fresh sausage made with green onions, pork, livers (usually chicken), and rice. Pig's blood was sometimes added to produce boudin rouge, but this tradition became increasingly rare after the mid-twentieth century due to the decline of the boucherie (traditional communal butchering) and government health regulations. As a result, Cajun boudin is now usually made without blood.

In many areas of Latin America, morcilla is served. Morcilla is sometimes made with a filler of rice and/or onions, and seasoned with paprika and other spices. In Puerto Rico, it is made spicy-hot and served fried. In some countries of South America, morcilla is a traditional component of the asado, a regional mixed grill or barbecue meal. In Venezuela, morcilla is often served with parrilla (barbecue). Morcilla is also eaten inside a sandwich called "morcipán," especially in Argentina and other Río de la Plata countries; in Uruguay, although not in Argentina, a sweet and sour version including raisins and pine nuts is popular, some vendors even adding chocolate, caramelized orange peels, peanuts, and other dried fruits. Uruguayans usually are fond of sweet or salty morcilla, and most restaurants and supermarkets carry both versions. In Chile, it is called prieta. In Ecuador it is called salchicha. In Panama and Colombia, it is called morcilla, rellena or tubería negra, and is usually filled with rice. In Brazil, as in Portugal, morcela and chouriço de sangue are eaten. In Nicaragua, it is called "moronga".

In Guyana, the main ingredient in black pudding is cooked rice seasoned with herbs, such as thyme and basil. The rice is mixed with cow's blood, stuffed into cow's or pig's intestine, and boiled until firm. It is served as an appetizer or snack, often with any type of hot sauce, mild to hot, depending on preference and regional area.

In Suriname, black pudding is known by the Dutch name bloedworst, and white pudding by the also Dutch name vleesworst.

The Caribbean

In Antigua, rice pudding is a local delicacy and it is prepared the same way as black pudding. In the French Antilles boudin antillais is very popular, this being the French boudin noir with local Caribbean chili and other spices.

In Trinidad & Tobago, a version of black pudding heavily seasoned with local peppers is prepared from pig's blood. It is sold by local producers as a popular accompaniment to rolls of crusty hops bread.
[edit] Asia
Sundae, a Korean blood sausage.
Blood pudding (豬血糕) on a stick
Bami haeng ped in Chiang Mai, Thailand: wheat noodles with duck and pieces of "blood tofu"

Across Asia, various peoples create foods from congealed animal blood. Most of these foods do not have casing and might be considered a version of sliced sausage. In the Chinese cultures, whole coagulated blood is fried or steamed as a snack or cooked in a hot pot. In Mainland China, "blood tofu" (Chinese: 血豆腐; pinyin: xiě dòufǔ), or "red tofu" (Chinese: 红豆腐; pinyin: hóng dòufǔ), is most often made with pig's or duck's blood, although chicken's or cow's blood may also be used. Like the above dishes, this has no casing but is simply cut into rectangular pieces and cooked. In the Northeast China, the "blood sausage" is a traditional food which is cooked with sheep or goat blood. In resource-poor Tibet, congealed yak's blood is a traditional food.[1][2] In Hong Kong, the dish is only made with pig's blood and simply called "pig red" (traditional Chinese: 豬紅). In Taiwan, pig's blood cake (traditional Chinese: 豬血糕; pinyin: zhū xiě gāo), made of pork blood and sticky rice is served on a popsicle stick is a very popular snack at local night markets in Taiwan.

In Tibetan cuisine, sausages or "gyurma" refer to blood sausages and are made with yak or sheep's blood which may or may not include either rice or roasted barley flour as filler. The sausage uses natural casing employing the use of yak or sheep's intestine.

A similar dish from the Philippines, dinuguan (from the word dugo meaning "blood") (pork-blood stew) is a stew consisting of diced beef or pork meat and organs with pig or cow blood simmered in a rich, spicy gravy of pig blood, garlic, chili and vinegar. Because the stew is thick and dark, the euphemism "chocolate meat" was coined. Dinuguan is often served with white rice or a Philippine rice cake called puto. A Philippine delicacy is known by its colloquial name, "betamax," which is—like the Chinese blood tofu—congealed chicken blood cut into cubes and then either fried or barbecued.

This dish, dinuguan, is also known in Java as saren, which is made with chicken's or pig's blood.

The majority of Korea's sundae (순대) can be categorized as blood sausage. The most common type of soondae is made of potato noodle (dangmyeon), barley, and pig's blood but some variants contain sesame leaves, green onion, fermented soy paste (doenjang), sweet rice, kimchi, bean sprouts, in addition to the common ingredients.

Vietnamese 'dồi tiết' (Northern) or 'dồi huyết' (Southern) is blood sausage, boiled or fried, made with pork blood, pork fat, basil.

In Thai cuisine sai krok lueat (Thai: ไส้กรอกเลือด) is a blood sausage (Thai: sai krok = sausage, Thai: lueat = blood), often served sliced and accompanied by a spicy dipping sauce. "Blood tofu" is simply called lueat (Thai: เลือด, blood) in Thailand. This can be used in many Thai dishes such as in noodle soups, Thai curries, or as an addition to certain rice dishes such as Khao man kai.
[edit] Europe

While the phrase "blood sausage" in English is understood in Britain, it is never used unless in the context of depicting foreign usage (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki), or when describing similar blood-based sausages elsewhere in the world.

Black pudding in the United Kingdom is generally made from pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal; in the past it was occasionally flavoured with pennyroyal, differing from continental European versions in its relatively limited range of ingredients and reliance on oatmeal instead of onions to absorb the blood.[3] It can be eaten uncooked, but is often grilled, fried or boiled in its skin.

In the UK, black pudding is considered a delicacy in the Black Country, where it can trace its origins back hundreds of years.It is also but to a lesser extent, associated with Lancashire and particularly with the town of Bury, where it is usually boiled and served with malt vinegar out of paper wrapping.[4] In the remainder of the country, and especially in the south, it is usually served sliced and fried or grilled as part of a traditional full breakfast; it is also served this way in Ireland, New Zealand, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast.

Towns other than Dudley in the West Midlands noted for their black pudding include Bury, Clonakilty, County Cork in Ireland's south west, and Stornoway, Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips."

Never heard of it as an alternative to fish and chips tho??? Unless they mean like a pizza being the alternative to a kebab...on the way home at 3am.

"blood tofu"

http://www.ce.cn/cysc/sp/ysnn/200801/11/W020080111377230617645.JPG

i hate you

deep fried black pudding ftw.

As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States

The largest surely

now feel like malicious edit to black pudding page

"German Americans are citizens of the United States of German ancestry and comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group."

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips.

In some parts of Ireland, notably Cork and Kerry, a yellow or green pudding can be served which is made using goats cheese and turmeric.

lol hmm which could be false here

Feel like a lengthy discussion of blood sausage is the only appropriate way to go.

not a huge fan of the spanish ones myself...a bit heavy on the cumin

wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Erm...

Alicia Key's Ass

that was on ILE, also where's the cheering

Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.

Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.

this is hardly the best occasion to act like a "bobby" and lay down the law with Whiney, guv'nah

it's more like 'no one would respond to nominal kim kardashian ass thread by complaining about americans in general', i think. also we are a pinched and humourless nation.

xxpost, most people love me on this board and have no idea who you are, fwiw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JofwEB9g1zg

(There isn't really anyone cheering the original thread premise, that I can see)

i really want some black pudding now

most people love me on this board

this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr

(There isn't really anyone cheering the original thread premise, that I can see)

― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 8:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i know, that was my point!

god black sausage is so fucking good.

I've got to say I'm not sure about this one from Vietnam.

like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?

nah, i think one of the better aspects of blood sausage is they've cooked the fucking blood

i think it's more that he's calling whiney out for being a cock? which he was, to be quite fair, at the end of the day. full stop.

xpost

like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?

― some dude, Friday, May 13, 2011 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's called 'national pride' son

absolutely no harm in shitting up a thread that was shit to begin with imo

this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is my name l0u1s jagg3r?

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx who fully support my shitting up of shitty britty threads

partial to "Boudin" blanc myself, which despite the name is not made of blood at all

Nah as Tracer says I was just calling Whiney out for being a cock. Now I just want to talk about blood sausage.

it's so sad, he had a great support network of friends on ilx

i think it's more that he's calling whiney out for being a cock? which he was, to be quite fair, at the end of the day. full stop.

xpost

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In my defense, if ruining crappy threads and poking fun at british people is being a cock, i think we need to take a step back. This is some real lightweight dickery on my part imho

not sure whether Belgium has any authentic homegrown blood sausages though - will need to check, though I can recommend a fantastic offal restaurant in Brussels.

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

i'm sorry StanM and I'm really sorry "Pippa's arse." I'm so sorry I didn't watch more of the most pointless, needlessly expensive, piece of shit distraction in human history so I would know what you look like

cos tbh if somebody was always posting LOL SEPTICS it wd look cock-esque too

but it's always fun to watch u deliberately missing the point, kinda masterly really

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:59 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is, I WAS JOKING!!!

My two favorite restaurants in the world are in Britain.

No they are not Subways that are side by side

"ruining crappy threads"

makes you ~think~

I think the golden rule of ruining crappy threads is not to immediately make yourself look worse than the original poster.

okay everything forgiven for "No they are not Subways that are side by side"

Though, i was in a rush once in London and popped into a British Subway. They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there

I think the golden rule of ruining crappy threads is not to immediately make yourself look worse than the original poster.

― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 9:01 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark

i dunno, man, "Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs" is kinda rock bottom

so glad that didn't say "pooped into" like I thought it did at first.

xpost

tbf he lost me at "Pippa's Arse"

lightweight dickery goes in the 'possible titles for memoir' box

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Brits are fucking mental when it comes to imperial vs metric.

all the americans in this thread otm

http://www.thehugsproject.com/BlessTheUSA.gif

this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't dissed black pudding

black pudding... more like WACK PUDDING

They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

...

some of whiney's best friends are wack

they call them Subs Royale

and you can get beer in the newsagents

often whether u want it or not

and you can get beer in the newsagents

Strike in favour of the US frankly.

Trying to think of countries where you can get beer in vending machines. I have much affection for France and Denmark as a result.

Street booths in Czech Republic are great for "traveller" purposes.

the thing is, I WAS JOKING!!!

this makes it worse. if you were serious you could have the excuse of ignorance. as it is you made about the shittest possible joke and made yourself look like a know nothing moron.

for the 300th time or so. no wonder everyone thinks you're a total wanker, what a joke of a person.

Getting this thread back on topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-nvpU8sE7U

lol whoa local hardman

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:22 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

i love the idea that if Whiney had gone "oh that post was serious, I was actually trying to be friendly" it'd be all okay

think you're not quite getting my point...

Well, I certainly read "nobody in europe eats black pudding" from it also.

xpost ooh, there's a point...

re way upthread:

http://i.imgur.com/1YRVF.jpg

Still, the naked boobies in the window of "The Rescuers" was true.

Well, yes, and thank god for that.

if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely

an hour passed and this still isn't a poll? let's not miss this opportunity folks.

http://pnwbands.com/CBT75.jpg

Honestly kind of surprised this thread hasn't been imagebombed with actual shots of the arse in question.

it's quite unremarkable tbh

could show you some nice belgian buns if you want

she looked good at the wedding but it's not really memeworthy

Massive paucity of imagination on behalf of the world's media really.

Doesn't that pretty much sum up the whole wedding anyway?

how ironic that a thread about pippa's arse has led to deep british butthurt

i wasn't even aware that it was any sort of "meme" and have no idea why anyone would have thought this thread was any sort of existent idea, let alone a good one

It was all worth it to see Whiney kinda fly off the handle at the start and launch into his little all-caps tirade.

how ironic that a thread about pippa's arse has led to deep british butthurt

Being confused with Belgians can do that to a person. But I suppose we're both in Europe and we begin with a B.

What the fuck are you even babbling about?

otm first response tbh

Rapidly downhill thereafter

if you're an American that didnt crack up at whiney itt then you need to gtfo of our country imo

It was all worth it to see Whiney kinda fly off the handle at the start and launch into his little all-caps tirade.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, May 13, 2011 10:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

whiney turns on capslock for like 10 posts a day, i don't think his blood pressure rises one bit for most of them. i mean his biggest problem as a poster is that he feigns vein-popping outrage when he's usually clearly just bored.

I wasn't seriously suggesting he flew off the handle irl or something, c'mon. It was funny.

whiney's first "wtf" post = otm
whiney's second caps locky post = criiiiiiiinge @ terrible failed humour

i'm britisher but have to say i did LOL a bit @ whiney's cockney thing. I know he pulls this shit all the time, but..

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/18/15/enhanced-buzz-32470-1300477957-33.jpg

FIrst bin Laden, and now this thread. What a fortnight.

his biggest problem as a poster

another great poll opportunity here. am voting for 'is a tedious douche'.

sarge & rest of americans otm

rip big man

http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/canada/2008/images/Soldiers-Funeral.jpg

haha yeah apparently Whiney just got SB'd again! he asked me to post this as his 'last word' on the thread:

not to fruitlessly defend myself too much more in the eyes of my dear friends the brits. But if I had a red-blooded American thread called "Damn, look at the terlet on Kim Kardashian" I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."

I might even lol me a lol.

\O_o/

whiney otm

Well, that's "something to say"

Pretty funny that people still think this thread was started by someone British tbh

I'll sb any Britisher who tries to say that, btw.

Any Yankee as well.

Tell me he didn't pick up a bunch of SBs for "BLOOD SAUSAGE"

I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."

it's not not fair game, it's just not funny is all

(im not a whiney hater, never banned him iirc, just sayin)

Funniest thing is the fact that StanM is Belgian and even mentions a Belgian newspaper in his post, there's not a great readership for Belgian newspapers in the UK afaik

sonned by fake Britisher in BLOOD SAUSAGE beef

lol

btw this:

xxpost, most people love me on this board and have no idea who you are, fwiw

C'mon, who could possibly resist SB'ing that? I know I couldn't

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7qia1xEA1qf0vpf.gif

yeah it's hilarious that people would assume someone starting a thread about "Pippa's arse" is British, what a strange mixup

Kinda sad if Whiney got sb'd over a careless blood sausage

^^

What season is Whiney eligible for the SB Hall of Fame?

yeah it's hilarious that people would assume someone starting a thread about "Pippa's arse" is British, what a strange mixup

Uh, why?

that was american sarcasm

Showing results for blood sausage pizza. Search instead for blood sausage pippa

that was american sarcasm

Sacassm

But if I had a red-blooded American thread called "Damn, look at the terlet on Kim Kardashian" I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."

Original post isn't actually going all "OMG Pippa's arse" though, I *think* he's taking the piss out of the media phenomenon.

The Belgian media that is

(Fwiw Whiney was on about 48 SBs before this thread)

this thread would be 100x better if it was just pictures this chick's butt and ppl commenting tbh

http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/Friendship-Pins/Belgium/Flag-Pins-Belgium-Great-Britain.jpg

http://newsthump.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pippa-middleton-arse.jpg

http://ohmars.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/captain_america_2.jpg

^^ photo of whiney taken from point of view of british citizens on this thread

http://www.posterlovers.com/gallery/data/629/Mickey-Mouse-Salutes-America.jpg

But if I had a red-blooded American thread called "Damn, look at the terlet on Kim Kardashian" I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."

only a certain type of person would make a joke this dumb. it's hardly surprising you'd lol at an equally shit joke coming from the other side of the atlantic, since you seemed to find your original woeful attempt worth posting.

photo of whiney taken from point of view of british citizens on this thread

Close, but more like this really...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exBk0lN4xa8/Sp9aWsqGOdI/AAAAAAAAAaU/cbC-7T_9ZcM/s1600/5488_671810000466_25506515_38484082_769665_n.jpg

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would give pippa's arse a firm smack of cultural imperialism

http://reilly2040.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captain_britain13.jpg

http://edu.glogster.com/media/4/25/10/41/25104165.jpg

why does ILX get all 1812'd out on a Friday afternoon?

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr17/SelimYavuz/CaptainAmericavsCaptainBritain.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0

I'm just quietly sitting here waiting until someone calls Local Garda British

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x296/acewasp23/437569-sam.jpg

http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/Individual%20images/strangepie.jpg

fucking a i am seriously almost crying, whiney getting sb'd for this is so fucking amazing

playing this in your honor good soldier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIvA2wSPZc

Sundae, a Korean blood sausage

Sundae, bloody sundae...

lol

Whiney getting SB'd for this is about like capturing Capone for tax evasion.

thanks whiney, for turning shit thread into gold

http://www.monstertrucks-uk.com/usa-1riv.jpg

see you soon ...

haha xp

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5scb27ImT1qbmcovo1_500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KMyBnFyI3I

http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/CBvsCA.jpg

why does ILX get all 1812'd out on a Friday afternoon?

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 10:12 AM Bookmark

It's Friday morning, you imperialist.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__v16ajx69Mw/Ss_uYuqiI7I/AAAAAAAAFoo/mu-YKvjqshs/s400/Captain+America+%23306+page+14+panel+7.jpg

pudding
c.1300, "a kind of sausage: the stomach or one of the entrails of a pig, sheep, etc., stuffed with minced meat, suet, seasoning, boiled and kept till needed," perhaps from a West Germanic stem *pud- "to swell" (cf. O.E. puduc "a wen," Westphalian dial. puddek "lump, pudding," Low Ger. pudde-wurst "black pudding," English dialectal pod "belly," also cf. pudgy). Other possibility is that it is from O.Fr. boudin "sausage," from V.L. *botellinus, from L. botellus "sausage" (change of Fr. b- to English p- presents difficulties, but cf. purse). The modern sense had emerged by 1670, from extension to other foods boiled or steamed in a bag or sack. German pudding, Fr. pouding, Swed. pudding, Ir. putog are from English.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Sh5w06iMxNA/S5dqOxzR9sI/AAAAAAAAGHk/iE44vf0-_zY/captain_britain_fauxweekly_cliffrobinson.jpg

lol what a fucking pathetic flameout

I'm just quietly sitting here waiting until someone calls Local Garda British

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

see this is less "Americans are so self-centered" and more "not everyone who posts here knows the life story of everyone else who posts here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOQ50PDUOM

I note the truck pic above is from monstertrucks-UK.com COINCIDENCE???

no it's not, it's "anyone who points out stupid insular bullshit about britain must be british"

if only jaymc had been here

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rc_nnuMe3M8/Sfhepnqd7WI/AAAAAAAADXg/rJpKigM5HZk/s400/captain+britain+38.jpg

l-r: whiney, captain britain

see this is less "Americans are so self-centered" and more "not everyone who posts here knows the life story of everyone else who posts here

Possibly, but the clue's in the name

no it's not, it's "anyone who points out stupid insular bullshit about britain must be british"

― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:19 AM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

not really, nobody ever seems to mistake Ned's nationality

Even tribes in the Amazon know Ned's nationality

did someone accuse local garda of "being british" or are we having an argument about a hyopthetical now

C'mon, Ned's a citizen of the world

the latter (xpost)

max cos it's never happened in this exact context. or scottish, even better! several times.

I can't believe Local Garda is Norwegian.

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=778118&stc=1&d=1252960548

pictured: local garda

did someone accuse local garda of "being british" or are we having an argument about a hyopthetical now

I think someone did actually - on the Wire thread or something.

http://www.woollypigs.com/images/Scotts_porridge_oats.jpg

Scottish people are British <------- max. snootiness

come on, nobody really cares which pissant little subject nation us hilarious Europeans are from

I think someone did actually - on the Wire thread or something.

loads of threads...esp ones like this. obv the concept of calling "me so sowwy" jokes stupid and not being from the country that's on the receiving end is totally alien.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Pippa%27s+bottom+causes+marital+problems

lol

come on, nobody really cares which pissant little subject nation us hilarious Europeans are from

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:26 AM (6 minutes ago)

not any more than they care whether a north american poster is from the east coast or the west coast or canada or hoos is mexican, no

fwiw i really love a lot of bbc miniseries

Did you see the one about the BLOOD SAUSAGE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOheod-dW0&feature=related

lol this just came up on my playlist and the 4'20" bit made me lol

lol

ichlugebullets: Yo, @1000TimesYes: http://bit.ly/iU0vjd

lol @ dom still reading ilx years after he was banned

but in the meantime just refrain from posting his hit here by proxy

Do you post on every thread that you read?

fwiw i really love a lot of bbc miniseries

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t4MmruVeemM/S9SRyzLtMjI/AAAAAAAACL4/brQ5f5BUz7A/s1600/David_Cameron.jpg

no?

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would give pippa's arse a firm smack of cultural imperialism

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:11 AM (36 minutes ago)

finally someone shows up to this thread

crazy how brits like local garda and stanM are still butthurt over 1776/1812 - rip whiney you died for your country

http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=OI+MATES+SOME+BIG+BOTTOM+BIRD+IS+ALL+OVER+THE+NEWSY+WEWSIES&line2=I%22M+GONNA+MAKE+ME+A+%27ORRIBLE+POST+ABOUT+IT+TO+ME+ILXOR+CHUMS&logo1=Whiney&logo2=G.&logo3=Weingarten&tagline1=ALSO+BLOOD+SAUSAGE+IS+DELICIOUS+&size=3

http://planetwebdesign.com/americacries1agc.jpg

Thread has been hilarious for the last 100 posts or so.

i don't think the thread has been anywhere close to hilarious at any point in its godforsaken life

OTM

it was hilarious when whiney got banned

oh yeah that raised a chuckle i guess

i don't think a self-professed hater of comedy should be judging the relative hilarity of an ilx thread

also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx

^ lolled at this

"It's not funny, but it still makes us laugh"

loooool omg

keep the meme alive indeed

just....

http://i.imgur.com/tg6yS.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aYrHzEW-w

crazy how brits like local garda and stanM are still butthurt over 1776/1812 - rip whiney you died for your country

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-nephew-a-very-funny-young-man,20354/

so how does Cockney Whiney pronounce 'ILXOR'?

ME AWFUL ILKSORE CHUMS!

is there a cockney rhyming slang thread? that shit is dope

do ppl still do that irl?

"hilarious" Simpsons episode on this very topic showing here in Olde Londone Towne right now

thanks everybody for keeping the meme alive

http://pippasass.com/

This is just a tribute!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fans-of-Pippas-Ass/120357254710904

never heard of her until today but i think i'm becoming a fan too!

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/p/Pippa-Middleton-t-shirt.jpg

it's quite a can

i honestly didn't know about that wedding until i saw an episode of The Middle about it. i really am an amerikkkan!

i get all my news from sitcoms.

I get all my news from ILX

i've stopped reading. in general.

i still like butts though.

http://thepqnation.com/livingwicked/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/wisdom.gif

Butt may refer to:

Butt (volume), a unit of wine
Butt (archery), a target for practicing archery
Butt (sailing), a joint between planks of wood on a ship
Butt (name)
Butt (Asian surname), a tribe from Kashmir in Pakistan and India
Butt (magazine)
Buttocks or butt
Butt joint, a woodworking joinery technique
Headbutt or butt, a blow administered with the head
Buttstock or butt, a part of a rifle or other firearm
The Butt, a 2008 novel by Will Self
Boston butt or pork butt, a pork shoulder
Part of a cigarette
Butts
Butt-head, a character from Beavis and Butt-head
"What What (In the Butt)", a song by Samwell
"Butt Butt", a song by Monrose from Temptation

http://i51.tinypic.com/6zn1hi.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU7XsoQXSW8

keep reading this thread title to the tune of "turn the beat around"

Is StanM OK? After this and the "the fucher of white ppl!!!!" thread, it seems people going out on a limb to do something funny and bombing are rarely let down nicely. Doesn't have to be that way. Could at least give them a sympathetic pat on the head and leave the thread alone.

cool meme, brittain

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, December 19, 2010 8:50 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

I don't really think it's that great of a butt; stan m was right to pivot a parody thread around it

butt crazy britain

Arse crazy please, unless you're talking about the tail end of a cigarette.

fag crazy in the UK

We love us some gays.

http://u1.ipernity.com/12/10/39/5981039.f9ecbabd.560.jpg

http://vintagespankingmagazines.com/images/Phoenix_043.jpg?922

http://podcast.theoffside.com/files/2009/12/england-vs-usa-badge.png

True, its unforgiving structure meant Pippa had to mince up and down the Abbey aisle like a geisha with corns, but it was worth it.

After all, her role as maid of honour was a secondary one. Hold the bouquet, keep smiling, don’t let the bride get spinach on her teeth.

Most importantly, she had to attend to a majestic bridal train that was almost nine feet long. A duty that required a lot of bending over.

So if you have to do this in front of a global audience of billions, you might as well bunny dip in an unforgettable frock that is going to maximise your best asset.

Mince, mince, mince, dip, dip, dip, she went; our glorious Pippa the Big Dipper. Not since the first Panzer tank turned and fled at the battle of El Alamein has a rear end made such an impression on the world.

The impact has been incredible. So much so it is no exaggeration to say everything has changed for Pippa.

Awesumb.

like I mean do these people sit and write novels about their female busdriver's ass based on an experience they had when they bent over to pick up a quarter?

wtf?

that's what Ulysses is about iirc

kinda feels like this was the thread frogbs was born to post in. ;_;

fuck you're right. Team USA losing cause our star player is in the penalty box :-(

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/WS11.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lFpyMYDhs&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKdKaAjw-o&feature=related

i'm the type of guy who says, "black pudding is delicious."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSrDjVw8w48

fuck you're right. Team USA losing cause our star player is in the penalty box :-(

― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:38 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In soccer you want your best players in the penalty box.

We have so much to learn from each other.

*keeps the meme alive*

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:22 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this post still make me lol

me too, it's hilarious.

it made me check ctrl+f for "banger in the mouth"

NEWSY WEWSIES

NEWSY WEWSIES indeed

JAMES MURDOCH CALLED IN FRONT OF PARLIAMENT OVER NEWSY WEWSIES SCANDAL

NEWSY WEWSIES OF THE WOWLD, INNIT

"OI MATES, LETS TAP SOME PHONES AND GET THE REAL NEWSIE-WEWSIES, ALSO GET ME A BLOOD SAUSAGE" -- rebekah brooks

i've stopped reading. in general.

― scott seward, Friday, May 13, 2011 2:49 PM

i still like butts though.

― scott seward, Friday, May 13, 2011 2:50 PM

it made me check ctrl+f for "banger in the mouth"

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:00 (Yesterday)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3600000/AD-Animated-gif-arrested-development-3695371-300-169.gif

On behalf of the US arm of ILM, to the UK arm of ILM, in the words of Bob Dylan to Led Zeppelin manager Peter Grant, "I don't come to you with my problems, do I?"

keep the meme alive

oi mates I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX is keeping the meme alive:

http://gawker.com/5830715/was-pippa-middletons-butt-padded

y'all got some shockingly low standards for asses over there, on the evidence

i know right?

also a lot of sycophantic fuckers

thanks for keeping the meme alive

bumsie wumsies

considered making a "newsie wewsies" joke but i dont do fan service

I am reading this in a public spot and just drew unwanted attention by lolling

you are the guy with the ass-pics onscreen at the cafe, dan

public arse

"Please give me food," says a starving Somalian child

"'ere, try this blood sausage, oi" -- david cameron

so to recap,

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/pippa-butt.jpghttp://ayvaunnpenn.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/somalia-famine.jpg?w=300&h=228http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg

lmao max

bumsie wumsies

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol

This chick's ass isn't much to write home about IMO. Idgi.

post what you think are overrated arses

i'm guessing the meme comes less from her having an amazing ass and more that it was the fact that it was right in the middle of the camera shot at a key moment in an event that half the country had been transfixed by for months?

cause that IS pretty lol, watching some dumb wedding and then "oh hey well look at that"

yup

i say DON'T keep the meme alive -- it was a thing of its moment

the more we learn about kate's less attractive sister, the... idk w/e im over it whatever it is

yeah i mean i'm normally pathetic for posh chix and even i don't give a shit about this one

in that first gawker photo she's approaching hank hill levels of flat-assedness.

totes. this is a perfectly anonymous ass. the beans and rice musta missed her

Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and 403 forbidden

Fear Of A Black Pudding

so this gun thing

pippa's arsenal

I got a Pulitzer today for my brave and fearless work in this thread.

what the devil is a pulitzer?

"That's when I reach for my Pulitzer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut99KQbkIOg

"Pippa's arse.. Pippa's arse"

pippa's arsenal

― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:57 (Yesterday) Permalink

kudos.

I loves it when you call me Big Pippa

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/17/article-2130734-129F079E000005DC-959_634x423.jpg

^looks like her chin's doing the cabbage patch.

would you please move this f-in' waste of a thread to ILE?

god forbid ppl would post waste to ilm

it's fine, whatever, but unless her flatus is considered a form of music get it the f--k out of here, m'k?

stanm was trying to bring a musical dimension to bear on the issue, iago

sorry, bad mood, i need to rein it in myself--apologies!

what's the newsie wewsies w/ pippa and that gun?

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

lol

arsed & dangerous

the last newsie wewsies i heard is that its a plastic gun, the photographer knew it was a plastic gun, wasn't scared and doesn't want to press charges

how it shoot if it's plastic?

rubber bullets, duh

keep the meme alive.

keep reading this thread title to the tune of "turn the beat around"

― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:55 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

keep the jeep meme ridin'

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/is-pippa-middleton-moving-to-nyc-20121005-273g6.html

she's coming after you weingarten

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt

I heard someone on the radio call her P Middy. Googling tells me that's a Thing.

http://i.imgur.com/j9Tev.jpg

yay the meme is still alive!!!

http://nyrbclassics.tumblr.com/post/44558324599/go-and-throw-down-another-of-your-specials-and#_=_

?

m8....

http://i.imgur.com/E7O7MA3.jpg

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:24 AM (1 year ago

namechecked by Viv Albertine in "Still England"

Supporting her sister during the ceremony was Pippa Middleton, pictured leaving Kensington Palace after the celebrations ended

However her £7,000 gift for George, a solid silver copy of his hands and feet, has raised eyebrows

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/26/article-2477642-18F945D900000578-274_634x352.jpg

just a tawdry version of bronzed shoes i guess, no big whoop

so

I said oi on the other thread what more dyou want

Brad Pitt Opens Up About 'Nutter' in Red Carpet Clash

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/anne-arundel/annapolis/bs-md-ar-pippa-bike-race-20140616,0,414704.story

Straight from the pages of the newsie-wewsies, Pippa's arse, getting hella toned in Maryland this week.

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought of this today and started giggling

Pippa's a protein princess! Duchess' sister reveals she feasted on fish to help her swim from Asia to Europe - beating brother James to the finish line

It's one thing to command an entire shoal of fish to swim you across continental waters, but to devour them afterwards is tyranny, pure and simple.

trying to think what song chorus 'Pippa's a protein princess' scans to

'keep the meme alive' scans like this Shit early 2000s sexy-sexy whiteboy sex rhyming with sex and awful music poll classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGZnShExOH8

The-secrets-prim-posterior-Pippa-Royal-Hotness-reveals-four-steps-uses-toned-shape.html

good lord that peaches/ktma suturing

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:24 AM (2 years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SBIAwb0h.jpg

Pippa has a Winter Diary in the christmas Spectator:

No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine — though it has enjoyed fleeting fame — is not comparable. But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.

American booty culture

http://i.imgur.com/H7mJ014.jpg

Rear-End Critics' Lists 2014

Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

https://twitter.com/berrybooshy/status/319523499016335360

lol

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:27 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

better times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr4K5Dg1_A

it me

i was keeping the meme alive in the election thread but i think some ppl didn't even know the meme
ilx failed to keep the meme alive

Whiney getting SB'd for this is about like capturing Capone for tax evasion.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:15 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whatever happened to jon via chi? Is there a 3.0 now?

sad that Whiney's "lol didn't read" GIF is gone now :(

http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii148/Jswift255/berneydidnotread-1.gif

Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt

― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:58 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slept-on post

hahahaha omg, thank you xpost

rip

OI SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS TYING THE KNOTSY-WOTSY

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 13, 2011 5:18 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will ILM have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck to keep the meme alive?

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24 PM

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 13, 2011 5:18 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tuomas & treeship otm, the first handful of posts itt are some of the sulkiest shit i've ever seen on ilx

six years is a long time, everyone's different now, but still

figure that there's a world of difference between calling someone an asshole, and calling someone an arsehole

Pippa's Arse: In the Air Tonight

the best part of this thread is when whiney says I'm one of the most widely beloved poster on this board and then nrq says ironic coming from the most banned poster and then whiney gets sb'd

I haven't trust UK media ever since they said Pippa Middleton had batty

— CHECK MY LIKES (@3HunnanSosa) March 2, 2015

lol otm

Thread revive worth it for discovering this:

Sundae, a Korean blood sausage

Sundae, bloody sundae...

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 13, 2011 4:14 PM (six years ago)

i wasn't co-signing tuomas's post btw. i hate the royal family and everything associated with it, including that show the crown

The crown
Thats the shit i dont like

chief keef doesn't watch the crown either

tbh every time the meme is invoked I end up staring at some daily mail pippa's bum picture trying to figure out what they're seeing in that posterior. I guess I don't understand british anatomy

When it comes to blood sausage, you just have to eat it.

Same goes for arse

i'm the type of guy who says, "black pudding is delicious."

― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:44 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ posts which have established a permanent residence

lol that's a classic

great thread

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kate-middleton-cutest-little-baby-10725715

A British farmer thanked firefighters who rescued a litter of piglets and two sows from a barn fire in February by giving them sausages made out of the animals, according to local reports.

There is a follow up story about PETA sending batches of Linda McCartney veggie sausages as a punishment to the firefighters.

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

pippa's arsages

i will never log off

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

fp'd

amongst all the awards programs should be a new "pissing off wankers like Morrissey" category, for these heroes.

So much to enjoy in this thread.

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

kills me every time

Keep imagining it in Dixzy Rascal's voice

would like to state for the record that i am having blood sausage for me tea and it is delicious

more like me supper i guess

love blood sausage

It literally is delicious and also eaten all over Europe (comma the globe)

yeah i resent it being given to britain

If anything it might be least delicious here, in the country where literally nobody calls it "blood sausage"

I ate it in Germany, it tasted like it does here.

Morcilla>>>>

Otm. Spent a week with morcilla de Burgos one night iirc

Beef Blood Powder and Pork Fats with egg yolk and beans, yeah da fuck man!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/11/black-pudding-saved-life-says-butcher-used-free-locked-freezer/

The pudding, supplied by Royal butcher HM Sheridan of Ballater, was the perfect size, weight and diameter, he said.

GAWD BLESS YOU MA'AM

Royal England

WE STAND WITH U, BRITANNIA.

https://i.imgur.com/zbeYfNV.png

lol

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

- hey i got you some english muffins
- i have no idea what these are
- and this is bacon
- please leave

“I can’t believe this is happening”

someone-said-pippa-middletons-dress-looks-like-a-can-of-arizona-ice-tea

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

or a jar of Bonne Maman jam.

Harry’s manicured stubble makes me almost want to resume a daily shaving regimen

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

Now he's got the marriage over with, he's just Prince Andrew Mk. II, a completely pointless individual, the fucking baby Kate just squeezed out is more important than him, a baby is his superior and he's, like, 32.

Who gives a shit

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

High hopes on their first born being called Ralph here.

ModCloth
The Pippa High-Waisted Bikini Bottom

Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate

— wint (@dril) August 6, 2020

These thick-legged birds can sell for over $2,000 pic.twitter.com/CJLekd8d45

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 20, 2020

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/135565837_10158629026540638_4027622277467444593_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=2&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=DVtb48hnlyYAX84s3Ew&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=a1f0fd8543a3a1b03dc99a6322296073&oe=60185F3D

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bugzy-malone-manchester-crown-court-bury-cole-miami-b954158.html

Rapper Bugzy Malone punched two strangers in “retribution” and broke their jaws after he wrongly believed they intruded and attacked his home, a court has heard.

The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.

remember the good times
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oi mates!

they're not even British you ignorant git!

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 5:56 AM (eleven years ago)

DCI Rebecca Fenney-Menzies, of Northumbria police, said