generation timbo: TIMBALAND TRACKS POLL RESULTS

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rest in peace Aaliyah

rest in peace Static Major

rest in peace Pimp C

FRICKY FRICKY

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HOT BEATZ

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WHAT I WANT

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

a total of 36 ballots came in for this poll with votes for a total of 270 different tracks. and now, we count down the top 50.

ILM PLEASE COME OUT HERE AND TELL THESE FOLKS WHAT YOUR JAM IS

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoYymnKUhZQ

50. Bubba Sparxxx - "Jimmy Mathis" (240 points, 7 voters)
from Deliverance, 2003
#98 R&B/Hip-Hop

One of the best things about early-to-mid 2000's rap videos was the tendency toward 'split videos' featuring more than one song, usually with a non-single tacked as a little minute-long snippet before or after the main track being featured. With Timbaland's artists, that usually meant you got to hear two great beats instead of one when the video came on, and I always found myself watching the "Deliverance" video just to hear that funky little tag of "Jimmy Mathis" at the end and started to wish the video was for that song. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

that harmonica is badass

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

Sparxxx was basically unknown to me before this poll. I like him a lot now, didn't quite vote for him but this'd be one of my favourite 2 or 3 of his.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

that's great, underscores my continuing ??? at yelawolf adoration on this board

dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^ reignites my ??? at people acting like Yelawolf and Bubba do the same thing

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

voted for two other cuts off of Deliverance, but I don't think either of them will place

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah Yelawolf and Bubba are such fundamentally different types of rappers with the most superficially similar subject matter discussed in a completely different way

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAcRug1saTY

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

xxpost haha otm. theyre pretty different dude

just sayin, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

some good jokes guys you almost got me to listen to that mixtape again

dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

anyway don't mean to derail this so quickly, please carry on

dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

Love Deliverance - such an unexpected palette of sounds for Tim to be working with.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

i feel sad that i just didn't have anywhere near the time to contribute to this

deliverance is an all-time classic album imo, i wonder if "nowhere" will show up? the full length version that segues into the CMAR sample. kiley dean is magnificent on it

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

yeah lex it bummed me out to do the final count and realize you never got a ballot in! oh well

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMSF2YUiO0

49. Aaliyah - "4 Page Letter" (245 points, 8 voters)
from One In A Million, 1996
#59 Hot 100 Airplay, #12 R&B/Hip-Hop Airplay (charted 1997)

The title track of One In A Million was kind of the beginning of all those crazy drum fills and hi-hat triplets, but in a way other songs on the album like "4 Page Letter" feel like a mellower early Timbaland where the beat doesn't quite take priority over the song as much as it sometimes would later, and he'd just assert himself with a slightly busier kick drum than other producers of the time would have put on the track. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

by the time i noticed the noms thread it was like 200 answers long and i just couldn't (been stressed out of my mind this fortnight with just STUFF) (also literally my computer just couldn't, with that amount of youtubes)

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

Man, Nowhere is amazing. Forgot about that - voted for She Tried.

After the Beatles I realised there was no point in missing polls by deliberating endlessly and pulled a Timbaland list together in 10 minutes after some dude extended the deadline. I find it too frustrating not to be involved.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

^ this, unless I can't handle the artist at all

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

4 Page Letter is really great, was delighted to find that lurking down the bottom of the playlist

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

I find it too frustrating not to be involved.

i am so getting this bcause only now am i thinking "ooh i hope kiley dean shows up in her own right" and "ooh that unreleased track that was the only time timbaland worked with kelis" and GGNNNNNGHHHH i didn't nominate or vote and i genuinely hate what my life has been over the past few weeks

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

4 page letter is so weird. like the loop doesn't even quite join up, & she sings in that kinda low range towards the end - there's something slightly off kilter about it (like the volume bumps at the start drawing your attention to what the backing track even is) & yet it sounds so lovely

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfMuYOYJyU

48. Total featuring MIssy Elliott - "Trippin'" (247 points, 6 voters)
from Kima, Keisha, and Pam, 1998
#7 Hot 100, #3 R&B/Hip-Hop

Although Timbaland increasingly utilized co-producers like Danja later in his career, "Trippin'" is a rare example of him co-producing with someone from outside his inner circle of collaborators, Total in-house producer Darryl Pearson. As a result, "Trippin'" kind of sounds less like a 'pure' Timbo track and more of a fusion with slightly more traditional '90s R&B production, which is fascinating to hear. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9DAtktg4gc

47. Nicole featuring Missy Elliott and Mocha - "Make It Hot" (258 points, 9 voters)
from Make It Hot, 1998
#5 Hot 100, #2 R&B/Hip-Hop

I kind of feel there was a lost generation of Missy/Timbo hits, that wave after the initial Bachelor/One In A Million/Supa Dupa Fly run, and before the big classics of '99 and 2000, songs that were great but a little less remembered and by less prominent artists, so it's been really nice to see the poll end up including some of those '98 hits like Nicole and Total. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

"outside the inner circle" is a bit iffy man, pearson was a big part of devante's formative da bassment crew with tim and collabo'd with him throughout his career

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

oh ok, i'm totally full of shit there then

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

btw you didn't vote, did you?

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

btw i'm heading out for a while soon, anyone gonna be around and posting for the next few hours that wants me to e-mail them some results to post?

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

xp nah

i know it's been acknowledged over the years but it's still a fun nerdy subplot squaring tim's longevity with his role as director/delegator at the head of a familial production house. most obv with (what's listed as) missy-produced stuff the lines become impossibly blurred - something like 'trippin' really is toss-of-a-coin whether it comes under the poll's remit

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

looking fwd to seeing where kanye 'stronger' places though

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol "Good Life" was on one ballot and i was like really?

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

i predict the next track will be the first that incites cries of TOO LOW

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

by the looks of things if you hear a guitar crop up with tim it'll have been played by pearson fwiw

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

do you know who did all the live bass on "Get On The Bus" and the other Why Do Fools Fall In Love sdtk stuff? i LOVE that stuff, kinda wish Tim had more session player instrumentation back then.

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT9TVuoLN9k

46. Tweet - "Call Me" (264 points, 9 voters, one #1 vote)
from Southern Hummingbird, 2002
#31 Hot 100, #9 R&B/Hip-Hop

Timbaland has such a penchant for huge, attention-grabbing lead singles that a lot of times his artists are left trying to chase that success for the rest of their careers, always risking being defined by that one song. It happened to Bubba, Petey, even Ginuwine to some extent. So "Call Me" is in some ways forever in the shadow of "Oops," but I'm really happy people remembered how great and popular it was in its own right. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

TOO LOW!

love "call me" so much

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

ok, i gotta go out. Tim has some of the results he may be posting over the next hour, and if a hoy hoy shows up later i sent him some more. whatever hasn't been posted when i get back later in the day i will post. bye!

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

"Call Me" was in my top ten.

Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

damn that is too low, at least my no1 placed though

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkRF3UZSJw&ob=av2n

45. Missy Elliott - "She's A Bitch" (266 points, 9 voters)
from Da Real World, 1999
#90 Hot 100, #30 R&B/Hip-Hop

Missy never had to worry about being looked at like a one hit
wonder, but she was still always defined by her lead singles, the
first big single off pretty much every album was a big game-changing
smash, and "She's A Bitch" was the one exception, the only one that
never really got into heavy rotation and was quickly eclipsed by its
follow-up. So it's kind of true to that legacy that it was one of the
sleepers of the poll. It only got one mention from the first 15 voters
and looked like it'd have no chance of placing, until the last few
ballots started bumping it up the list. And when I realized that that
I'd actually forgotten that first vote in its total, I did a last
minute recount and it moved up a couple more spots.
(some dude)

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

Great song. It mainly missed my ballot because I love Da Real World so much and had included too many other cuts already.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVnjBJZ3To
44. Jay-Z - "Come And Get Me" (283 points, 11 voters)
from Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999

"Come And Get Me" is probably the least outwardly dazzling of Tim's
consistently incredible contributions to Jay-Z's fourth album, but it
was the one that grabbed me most immediately after the album dropped,
just because the whole tempo of the song changed a minute or so in,
and then went off in a completely different direction for the rest of
the 6-minute track, which was an unexpected structure even by Tim's
standards.
(some dude)

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

a surprising number of these are represented only by karaoke versions on spotify >:|

thomp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

The best thing about these polls is being able to spend a week or more listening to and gassing about the artist incessantly. Especially when it's someone you don't know, but doing this gives you an in and it's really rewarding.

That's where I'm at with pretty much everyone on this poll. I never cared for Missy before - only knew the singles - but she's so great I ended up putting half-a-dozen of hers pretty high. Not this one though I don't think, but it's still excellent.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

pah, massive xp

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

^^OTM. I now kinda regret I didn't dig into Tim's catalogue earlier and more thoroughly

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

I get what al is saying above about "Come & Get Me" being "least outwardly dazzling" (tho obv this is a relative statement) but "Come & Get Me" is just so striking and memorable to me, so perfectly really. It's not just the way the song pivots on that weird spaced out ambient section early on (though that's great) but also the fact that the beat that comes in at that point actually feels like a place you have to journey to arrive at, a "shit just got real" moment that'd sound really weird just going straight into it from the top. And what a beat - paranoid as fuck, the interplay between the bullet-kick bass riffs and the eerie synth chords such a perfect encapsulation of raw aggression and deceptive poise, the simultaneous depiction of the grace of being at the top and what it took to get there and stay there. Not to mention the minor modulations between each element, the way Tim adjusts the levels constantly to evoke the sense of constantly traveling further into Jay's paranoia.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

a surprising number of these are represented only by karaoke versions on spotify >:|

i have always said spotify is shit and this is one of the major reasons why

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

/a surprising number of these are represented only by karaoke versions on spotify >:|/

i have always said spotify is shit and this is one of the major reasons why
--i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend)

Wah this thing that didn't even exist a year ago won't let me stream every single song in recorded history. What a piece of shit!!!!

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

actually it exists like a 3 years now, and it's always been a problem

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

argh, i have blurbs for you; need to get them in.

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

weingarten i would like to distance myself from the attitude yr imputing to me there thx

thomp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

it's like whiney takes pride in being unaware that the world exists outside the US

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

it's like whiney takes pride in being unaware that the world exists outside the US
--i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend)

It's like whiney takes pride in not wikipediaing how long Spotify has been in the uk, which i know is like a year or three. Pedantry is def not gonna help u win this argument, just saying.

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

weingarten i would like to distance myself from the attitude yr imputing to me there thx
--thomp

Nah just lex. U were just having a :( which is cool IMO

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

dry your eyes, mate

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9X_2ky4-Y
43. Aaliyah featuring Missy Elliott and Timbaland - "Hot Like Fire
(Timbaland's Groove Remix)" (284 points, 10 voters)
combined votes for the remix and the original version
from One In A Million, 1996
#31 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 1997)

Maybe it's just the giant red hummers in the video, but I think of
the remix version of this song that was released as a single as
Timbaland's quintessential "jeep beat," just a massive summer jam that
should be more of a seasonal radio staple than it is. Fun fact: a
total of five songs with the word "hot" in the title received votes in
this poll.
(some dude)

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

yo tim/al i'm about now, had a busier morning than expected, so if you need a 3rd hand, just give me a shout.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

I don't have any more to post so feel free to take over.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

SO happy 4 Page Letter and Make It Hot made it. I thought they'd end up totally undervalued.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

ok cool, i have up to #35.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

would it be ok to request links rather than embeds to youtubes? it's fine now but this thread is gonna be unloadable soon for my home laptop...

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

this is gonna be a really consensus list huh

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

How do you view other big trax polls? xp

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

i don't, except for the EOY one, which had embeds rather than links

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

i couldn't view the nominations thread for this, still haven't

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

so far nothing ive voted for has placed, the only thing that i might have put on an extended list is a 'she's a bitch'

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

lex, turn off images!

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

(then you'll just be able to click on the youtube links you want to see)

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

i'll change them to embeds today lex but you'll have to speak to al when he is back about the rest. i've just played it on repeat, DAMN I LOVE MAKE IT HOT. What ever happened to her?

btw you can turn them off iirc, i presume under "preferences"?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

either that or install flashblock on ur browser to show/hide vids individually on the page

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

that's not gonna work on camino is it, i can just tell

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Or do like I did before I installed a lot more RAM in my computer and make good use of the bookmarking feature.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

AYO I'M TIRED OF USING TECHNOLOGY would be such an apt song to crop up right now

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

42. Jay-Z - "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (312 points, 9 voters)
from The Black Album, 2003
#5 Hot 100, #3 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2004)

All I'll say here is this is the first song on the list I really
feel doesn't belong here.
(some dude)

I daresay this is the last indisputably great moment from both these guys; sure, they each had a handful of standouts later in their respective games, but in my heart this is pinnacle. Jay is in late peak form; more an instrument than a voice, he fills the entire song with his belligerent, methodical, near monotone that gives solidity and constancy to a crazy quilt of hyperactive metronome, egg shaker accents, near-preset drums, an array of bold face sound effects and that relentless five note hook repeated twice: once for the shoulders, then again but faster for the hips, punctuated with a single farting bass note. And you want proof of lasting power? Almost half a decade later, Obama may not have been able to put Jay on the stage to help his election but when he got that dirt off his shoulders, we knew what he meant. (forks)

Embedded into the song name.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

i thought 50 loved the ayo technology to ayo stalk you from afar

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

dirt off yr shoulder is totally boring and if it beats snoopy track and nwnw i will start a murdering

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

some dude and a hoy hoy otm.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

i only really had space for one tweet jam, and it had to be oops

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

although listening to call me again, i think i cocked up by not including it

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

eh I liked it then and like it now. It remains a B+ track. Plus there's:

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/04/19/mn_Obama_2008_NCJH113.jpg

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

that's not gonna work on camino is it, i can just tell

i mean in ilx preferences

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

kinda proves what i suspected that ppl would vote purely on the basis of songs rather than with an eye to what timbo did on it. (not saying you shouldnt ever do this but in terms of the question...)

didnt realise 'call me' was so beloved, never been a big deal to me

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

dirt off your shoulder is one simple riff and timbo probably could have put it together in five minutes, but it sounds so (for lack of a better word) dirty.

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

xpost Me neither, it's nice though.

eh I liked it then and like it now. It remains a B+ track.

bitch if you voted for b+ shit i don't know what to say.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

all those "hot like fire" remixes are dope

"she's a bitch" is such a banger. i love vibing to the outro.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it at all. It's a decent single.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to Tim

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

we've had to talk about "dirt off your shoulder" too much lately

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

45 she's a bitch seems... like a bit of a novelty on DRW? Same with Hot Boyz, imo. Like I love them both but they might have fit in better on other records (or a greatest hits! does missy have one? would seem essential.) instead of hanging with whole jams of hot boys, redman, em with missy basically on the chorus. i love missy on her own, but that record was all about how well tim and missy bounced off others and she's a bitch seems like a novelty in the middle of that.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

ah, i was late getting my blurbs in. Edited in my thoughts for "dirt off my shoulder"; hope you don't mind al.

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

eh I liked it then and like it now. It remains a B+ track.

bitch if you voted for b+ shit i don't know what to say.

― Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:52 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tb.

ok, lets line up the next one.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

forks dunno about al but if you wanna send them to me, i'll see if i can sort something out with todays list.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

must take the opportunity to post the forever hilarious studio video of the making of 'dirt'

youtube.com/watch?v=7agMqhNv9MQ

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

haha i wonder how many blurbs will say "is this the last great Timbaland production?"

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

The reaction to Da Real World was so muted; is it still her most overlooked record? "She's a Bitch" got no airplay down here; the album didn't take off until the "Hot Boyz" remix at the end of the year.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Da Real World is my favourit Missy album, quite easily too

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

41. Timbaland & Magoo f/ Shaunta Montgomery and Playa - "Luv 2 Luv
U (Remix)"
(313 points, 8 voters, one #1 vote)
combined votes for the original version and the remix
from Welcome To Our World, 1997
#37 Hot 100 Airplay, #3 R&B/Hip-Hop Airplay (charted 1998)

Simply a monumental jam, in both versions (which both appear in a
row on Welcome To Our World, bizarrely with the remix first),
at the last minute I decided to make it the #1 song on my ballot. Huge
beat, so many little hooks in every verse, the closest thing Tim and
Magoo sounded to actual plausible rap stars.
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

At the moment it's my third.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

always thought DRW was the best but is it reasonable to say that it seemed a bigger deal outside America compared to SDF and Miss E? The three singles all seemed p big on mtv and radio which is not the impression i get (see alfred's post) in america.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Luv 2 Luv U was so huge

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

lol so transfixed was i over the years by the various faces in that studio vid that i didnt even realise jay appears to says "untuck the hot then man" at the start

UNTUCK THE HOT

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

I saw "All N My Grill" and "Hot Boys" on tv a lot.

I'm resigned to the likely fact of none of my missy deep cuts mo missy beats making the results.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

i've never even heard of this last one :o

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

my first vote to show up!! such a coiled spring of a song but lol @ 'the bird is the word' stuff making them sound like 'plausible rap stars'

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

i miss fat timbaland

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

"run back the tape on your vcr"

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

"help i see a beatle / cool out that's only ringo"

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Lex seriously are you saying you've never checked Welcome To Our World?

Love Love 2 Love You Remix but I bumped it in favour of "Peepin' My Style". I couldn't even include my beloved "Drop" :'(

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

its been so long since i heard that record that i dont feel in the position to really comment. loved it when i first heard it and then... just forgot it i guess.

the only thing i care about with dirt off yr shoulder is "i'm a grown up for real" like lol he made a retirement record to prove he'd stop shitting in pampers.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't know anything about anything in 1997 and have never found the prospect of a timbaland & magoo album enticing enough to check in retrospect

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

never heard Welcome To Our World either.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

btw, i should go back and check this but if i didn't include "up jumps the boogie" on my ballot i will never forgive myself.
lex, go get the early timbo albums like NOW

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

the next is another straight BANGER

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

cheers forks, i'll pass them on to al.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

40. The LOX featuring Eve and Timbaland - "Ryde Or Die, Bitch" (328
points, 10 voters)
from We Are The Streets, 2000
#73 Hot 100, #27 R&B/Hip-Hop

Skipping around the Spotify playlist last week, I got to used to
just fast forwarding to the next track as soon as I'd kind of gotten a
good taste of a song that I'd started to forget how essential the
outros are on so many Timbaland songs. And it'd been ages since I'd
listened to all of "Ryde Or Die, Bitch," so it totally took me off
guard when that little bonus synth hook popped up and reminded me
about those easter eggs Tim used to hide toward the end of almost
every song.
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

YESSSSSS

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

fucking LOVE ryde or die
i did vote for boogie, but i forgot Night Rider!

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

Eve in that video!!

pandemic, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

the unedited version is very necessary for this one btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMYl-DZRvo

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

one thing though- jada's idea of a ryde or die bitch is someone who pisses the bed??

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

soooo here is the karaoke-enriched playlist thus far:

http://open.spotify.com/user/thomp1985/playlist/6jXOFo8vdb4wKIt0x2Tj4B

i have heard only half of these. huh.

thomp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

eve's "like to fuck till i cum" chorus is still about the best thing i've ever heard from her

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

cos she misses her man
xp

pandemic, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

thats some ruff ryding i guess.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

"Love Love 2 Love You Remix but I bumped it in favour of "Peepin' My Style". I couldn't even include my beloved "Drop" :'("

Luv 2 Luv You (remix) was top 5 for me, DROP WAS MY #2. Cant believe you left it off, now it doesnt stand a chance.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

cmon the obv best bit is jada's adlib at the start:

i push a cadillac truck with my friends in the back - SO WHAT, I WALK

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

39. Cee-Lo featuring Timbaland - "I'll Be Around" (330 points, 11 voters)
from Cee-Lo Green Is... The Soul Machine, 2004
#52 R&B/Hip-Hop

There is just something so irrepressibly joyous about watching
these two big pear-shaped geniuses find an almost perfect halfway
point between what each of them does best. Timbaland may not ever be
remembered much for his verses, but this rivals "Luv 2 Luv U" for the
happiest I am ever to hear him rap a few bars.
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'll be around is cool. just missed my ballot.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

when you want me to come
when you want me to come
CALL ME

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

easily my favorite timbaland vocal ever

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

Made my ballot, love the that flailing trumpet.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

38. Missy Elliott featuring Nas, Eve and Q-Tip - "Hot Boyz (Remix)"
(336 points, 11 voters)
(combined votes for the remix and the original version)
from Da Real World, 1999
#5 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2000)

I'll never understand what possessed Tim to get up on a pedestal at
this video shoot and, as in the gifs at the top of this thread,
animatedly lip sync the words "HOT BOYZ, WHAT I WANT."
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

the remix makes it sooooooooooooooooooo much better; the og is just kind of tame and goes on too long.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

i am popping to the store but should be back to post #37 in 15 minutes or so.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

walkscore 90+

pandemic, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

i've never heard that remix, only the original, which i thought was amazing already

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

SUCH A FUKKEN BANGER

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

the remix makes it sooooooooooooooooooo much better; the og is just kind of tame and goes on too long.

otm

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

omg, the drumsound in this one

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

walkscore 90+

― pandemic, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:49 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol my town got a 100.

Hot Boyz was my first 12" single, my sis bought it for me (along w/ Wookie's Battle) when she found out I got some decks the day before. For that alone, it's most prob. the timbo beat i've heard the most by a long shot. Also it had the instrumental on so when in a class we all had to write and perform a song when we were like 11 or whatever, me and my two buddies 'rapped' over it with lyrics i wish i still had, involving some ridiculous storyline about pimping. so glad that was a couple years before youtube. and on to the next one.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Jon Chard?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

37. Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris - "One Minute Man" (343
points, 12 voters)

combined votes for the original version and the remix with Jay-Z and
the video remix with Trina
from Miss E... So Addictive, 2001
#15 Hot 100, #8 R&B/Hip-Hop

So many Timbaland tracks hit you with percussion pyrotechnics and
outlandish instrumentation that I almost feel like a song like "One
Minute Man" can seem deceptively simple with its easygoing midtempo
groove and goofy 3-note melody. That little riff flows into a bunch of
great little countermelodies and juicy synth textures, and that
percussive guitar strum that punctuates every fourth bar is my
favorite little wrinkle in the whole wealth of subtle touches
throughout "One Minute Man."
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol no i hated that guy and wasn't in the same class with him at the same time. weird thing for you to remember though? can't even remember what thread that twat came up on.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

had that low on my ballot and admittedly less for tim's contribution than simply because i think the song as a whole is fantastic

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

1mm is fun but it doesn't stick out at all as something i'd have voted for. there a bunch of things off that record i'd rate higher so... is it because jay and luda were lolzing it up?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, I dunno why it's stuck except it's quite fun to say. I'm sure he'd appreciate being associated with Timbo though, and vice versa.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

I totally forgot Nicole existed, fuck

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

36. Petey Pablo - "Raise Up" (347 points, 11 voters)
from Diary Of A Sinner: 1st Entry, 2001
#25 Hot 100, #9 R&B/Hip-Hop

Should have been higher, way higher, if you ask me, just the
absolute apex of Tim doing southern rap.
(some dude)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

the "one minute man" megamix is just a stunning collection of rappers at their peak

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

but yeah, for such a simple song (especially comparatively) it's funk as fuck

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

funky

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

35. Ms. Jade featuring Nelly Furtado and Timbaland - "Ching Ching"
(368 points, 12 voters)

from Girl Interrupted, 2002
#41 R&B/Hip-Hop

Timbaland huffing "AND I'M DEEPLY COMMITTED" is for some reason one
of my favorite moments of his career as a rapper.
(some dude)
An overlooked gem in the discography, "Ching Ching" makes a good argument for Furtado as a should've-ran go-to hook singer. It doesn't take much to sound good next to Timbo's furniture-moving grunts and leaden rhymes ("Tonight it's bed burgers/No cheese on the bread," ugh) but Jade is outstanding here, casual and sharp as Foxy Brown at her best but without any of Foxy's show of effort. Vocals aside, the real star is Timbaland at the mixer; the percolator staccato hook, the lackadaisical boom bap and the trademark glossy washes and rubbery stabs of synth add up to a final effect that Tim is past master of: the constant crescendo, spiraling ecstatically in place. (forks)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

that i guess is the last for today, tune in tomorrow folks when al shippers presents more of your favourite virginia hits.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

yeah raise up should be way higher

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

i went through this on the nominations thread but i just don't get petey pablo

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

"get on dis motorcycle" should not lose to "raise up"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

petey's second album features only two tim productions but it is indeed amazing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

quality blurb for 1mm there

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

quality comment under raise it up vid too:

ObamalsAFailure (2 weeks ago)

This video is a cliche for 2001 rap videos: rapper's crew, old hood, chained up pit bull, random SUV sitting on 22s, group of hired people fist pumping/singing along in the streets, random game in the street (in this case, dice). You name it, it's probably in there. That being said, I probably watch this video every day.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

raise it up is probably the loveliest of the sort of lovely eastern loop songs i perpetually seem unmoved by

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Raise up is whatever to me

D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

Good hook concept tho

D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

Never really found "I'll be around" to be that great either

D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

"Ching Ching" is magnificent! wish I've known it before

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

Real Whiney Talk:

i played that first Timbaland And Magoo album like every single day in highschool when I was a longhair Ministry and NIN stan, fwiw.

I made it a point to blast it on my car stereo in my Red Nissan pickup truck as the first thing I heard on my last day of high school as I peeled outta that bitch

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cxlmd.gif

made a gif to pass the time til tomoz

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, that gets more disturbing the more you look at it

Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Never really found "I'll be around" to be that great either

thought you'd at least dig the trumpet shake

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

xp if i could i would have posted every single frame by itself

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

I'd started to forget how essential the outros are on so many Timbaland songs

This is so true btw. The end of Big Pimpin' probably has my favourite "bonus synth hook". It's only there for a few seconds but it's such a cool little extra.

Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

jimmy mathis - i remember how stoked i was the first time i heard this, on the radio - killer track

dirt off your shoulder - boring

i'll be around - tim's best vocal performance by a country mile, best part of the song - also the last time i liked cee-lo

ching ching - i bumped this non-stop in late 2002, early 2003. i thought i would place it high on my ballot, but when i was revisiting it for the poll i found myself super annoyed by the furtado vocal section like 2/3 of the way in. still good, but no longer a fav. in retrospect i should've ranked Dead Strong higher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

the furtado vocal section like 2/3 of the way in
what the hell possessed her to sing this way? she sounds like she has a clamp on her nose.

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

that is basically how she sang up until Loose

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

i like her singing \Oo/

D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, she's great on the hook and weirdly nasal elsewhere

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

"put the g in ya GLOW" is a great line

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

i can't believe i'd never heard the groove mix of "hot like fire" until now

yall have known me for so many years now and no one bothered telling me about it? i am never forgiving you

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

furtado has one timbo track that i unapologetically love and there's no way it's going to place, so here's Afraid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNRybZ0AdYg
Feel like this could've been a big single.

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

This so is so misterious... amazing
RadioactiveValium 2 weeks ago

This song reminds me of September 11, 2001
TheDisneylandWorld 2 weeks ago

FUCK YEAH , i hered this in Aeropostle and i just spent three hours trying to find it !!!
SethBadco 1 month ago

I feel like being a Russian spy, and its raining and thundering, and its a wild chase against some law enforcements, while I do some badass stunts.
whiteipod2000 3 months ago 6

@whiteipod2000 then you jump off a building at the end and land perfectly and then your surrounded by cops. then it ends. perfect ending
EpicFail1321 2 months ago

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

lex, the Groove Mix was the single mix! it was in the video! only version i'd heard until i bought "one in a million". figured everyone knew it.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't really get to watch music videos regularly until like 2002

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

i bought OIAM in 2000 and never ever knew there was a different mix

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

I gave Afraid some points, in theory it could still place. Good track.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

This song reminds me of September 11, 2001
TheDisneylandWorld 2 weeks ago

FUCK YEAH

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

did anyone else vote for 'do it' ?

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

it was top 10 i think for me, would swap its position for 'say it right' though in retrospect

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I did, placed it somewhere around #10. also voted for "Maneater" and "Promiscuous", tho I should have placed the latter a bit lower than I did.

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cxlmd.gif

horrifying

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Gif is gold.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

I remember the first thing I did when I got napster at the end of 1999 was track down all those obscure timbaland remixes and soundtrack one-offs. One of the nicest parts of this poll has been rediscovering all of these, though I don't think I ended up voting for any.

The remix of "Hit 'Em Wit Da Hee" is fabulous.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the bjork bit at the end is awesome

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

I remember the first thing I did when I got napster at the end of 1999 was track down all those obscure timbaland remixes and soundtrack one-offs.

haha i did this too. i think one of the first cd-r's i ever burned was a "timbaland best-of."

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

aight i'm back

thanks for the help dudes

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

right there with you guys ^^ xp

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuOEt5oRHpc

34. Aaliyah - "I Care 4 U" (370 points, 10 voters, one #1 vote)
from Aaliyah, 2001
#16 Hot 100, #3 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2002)

There's such a moody, almost noir approach to a classic R&B ballad melancholy here that it's always kind of felt to me like the closest thing to Timbaland doing trip hop. The fact that this was the first really slow or sad Aaliyah song released as a single after her death just intensifies the ghostly poignance of the foreboding production's contrast with the sweetness of the lyric. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

also sorry for not gettin those blurbs to you in time, man. i guilted myself into doing some paying work.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

everything about "i care 4 u" is stunning

the most sensual beatboxing ever

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

YES. On the surface "I Care 4 U" may seem more notable for the song and the vocals than the production - and, well, that's true I guess - but the arrangement is so fragile and tremulous, it's really one of the most purely beautiful tracks he did.

Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

you really have to be diabolical to write such a sweet and delicate song where the production is almost completely beatboxing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

how many tim tracks besides this one have actual piano on them?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

im p sure i had 'i care 4 u' p high on my ballot, 'fragile and tremulous' is a good description but i think theres a real power to the track

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

That little piano flutter is the icing, gives it that noir edge sd was talking about.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

it's all good, strongo, the whole idea to do blurbs was kind of last minute so i don't begrudge anyone for not getting them to me in time

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

i'm jealous of al's ability to locate and then summarize the essence of a song/production in less than 100 words

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

same excuse, ship

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

too kind, j0rdan!

this next track was actually just praised upthread

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

to be honest I only started appreciating "I Care 4 U" in the last four years; it's one of the few songs which evokes a bunch of emotions I have no wish to confront.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ein59FLQ4

33. Missy Elliott featuring Mocha, Nicole Wray and Timbaland - "Hit Em Wit Da Hee (Remix)" (371 points, 1 voters)
combined votes for the remix and the original version
from Supa Dupa Fly, 1997
#61 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 1998

I know I mentioned in the original nominations thread that I was going to count the original and remix separately for songs like this where Tim did 2 completely different beats for different versions. But a lot of the votes for this didn't specify which version with which guests, and I didn't want to go to the trouble of asking, and really I'm happy to just combine votes and give songs like this a better chance of placing, because both versions of "Hit Em Wit Da Hee" are awesome and deserve to be on this list. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

that should read ELEVEN voters, not one btw

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

the remix is great -- prefer it.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

ah

i think the remix is the better song, but the outro of the original is one of my favorite missy/tim things -- that vocal sample is so catchy, it's sorta like what he did on "pony" but less central and more playful

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

hit em wit da enh

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

how dare u

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

I definitely voted for the remix. Pity his actual collaboration with Bjork was so disappointing

Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

sometime i feel like doing a beat
sometime i don't
uh huh, uh huh

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

lol some people actually voted for that nonsense (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

hit em remix is one of the few songs i can think of where if i'm not watching the video at the same time i just don't care tbh. all that arthurian witches brew shit at the end with the beatswitch is so corny and so thrilling

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

y'all still aren't finished yet? lol I was looking at the results in my school library around noon....

this extra-long rollout is kind of annoying imo

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw tomorrow will be on a much tighter schedule

(you ungrateful fucks)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol sorry, definitely appreciate your effort some dude!

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha it's cool

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xm9Tl4QZMU

32. Missy Elliott featuring B.G. and Juvenile - "U Can't Resist" (373 points, 10 voters)
from Da Real World, 1999

Timbaland was too prolific and too high in demand at his peak to have an especially exclusive clientele, but there definitely tended to be certain kinds of rappers with certain kinds of careers who worked with him often; there was always a whole world of hip-hop just beyond his estimable reach. So one of the reasons Da Real World is in retrospect one of the most fascinating albums he and Missy made together is that it cast a wider net of collaborators, making that album and its remixes the only time you'd ever hear Eminem, Big Boi or Q-Tip on a Timbaland beat. And there's also this Cash Money collab, which, aside from Juvenile's hook on "Snoopy Track" later that year, feels like a totally unique intersection of two totally different but equally exciting camps that made 1999 such a memorable time for hip-hop. Tracks like this make it easier to fantasize about peak era TImbaland producing for Ghostface or E-40 or DMX or Biggie and it actually being good and not awkward. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw pace of the results is just right imo

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

yes i like this leisurely unveiling

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i'm super happy some dude is so lazy

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

awesome, top 10 for me

prego, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i hate when the unveiling is too rushed, doesnt give people time to talk about shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

Top 10 for me too. Drive-by track.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

btw i was going to do 20 today and 20 tomorrow and then the top 10 on Thursday, but it's possible Thurs will be kind of busy like today was, maybe i should just go for 25 today and 25 tomorrow?

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

either is fine with me, or top 10 friday?

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

a day off seems cruel, i'd sooner do like half the top 10 thurs morning and then the top 5 in the late afternoon.

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

i could do a thursday rundown probably

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

i mean id change all the results but i could do it

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

i say wait it out, if it looks like we're on the verge of an 1000-post mammoth might be better to let that play out and do the top 10 friday

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

U Can't Resist is poss the best Missy album track.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

ok i'll do one more today, 20 tomorrow, and will play it by ear about when to do the top 10

last track today kind of takes up back to where we started

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeuuB2lQPOw

31. Bubba Sparxxx - "Comin' Round" (288 points, 11 voters)
from Deliverance, 2003

This is my least favorite song on Deliverance, as it popped up on one ballot after another my mind just totally boggled at this apparently being a standout favorite. (some dude)

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

if people besides just lex want a cutback on the embeds i can start linking them tomorrow like a hoy hoy was doing btw

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

xp maybe it's the samples? they really make the track standout on first listen through the album

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

one bubba track is enough imo >_<

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

haha yeah that song is an ilm classic

good tho

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

the voice on the hook is so whining and annoying imo

some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

otm

V79, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

one bubba track is enough imo >_<

have an sb

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

hmm. i remember being lukewarm on deliverance before it started getting huge amounts of hype, listening to it and still being lukewarm. is it really good enough to deserve (at least) 2 places here? should i go back to it? what does it do that the first bubba or say yelawolf doesn't do better?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

xp okay... thanks?

don't get the point of telling someone you sb'd them

REAL Gs MOVE IN SILENCE

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

though the 'is it baby balls or a miniature erection' line always freaks me up, as any track that randomly mentions erections does (see tribe caled quest - 1nce again, big daddy kane - taste of chocolate)

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 02:51 (8 years ago) Bookmark

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

comin round was my highest ranked bubba (#6) - the voice on the hook makes it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

tbf i was a huge deliverance stan at the time as evidenced by the ilm archives but only one track made it on my ballot whereas i was surprised to see two from the first bubba album there

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

hmm. i remember being lukewarm on deliverance before it started getting huge amounts of hype, listening to it and still being lukewarm. is it really good enough to deserve (at least) 2 places here? should i go back to it? what does it do that the first bubba or say yelawolf doesn't do better?

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

tbh i regret not including more songs off it

idk what a yelawolf is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

like lasagna? xpost

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

yelawolf is the new white hick dude loved by rap circles since bubba disappeared

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

say yelawolf doesn't do better?

::shakes fist::

like others have said bubba and yela don't really cover the same ground, but bubba is just a much more natural, smooth, and empathetic rapper, and uh fucking timbaland produced a lot of deliverance

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Southern white rappers in getting compared to one another shocker.

Comin Around was so good the first couple times I heard it but it became annoying on repeat listens.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

"Jimmy Mathis" aside, the production on Deliverance has not aged super well for me, especially listening to it alongside Tim's other stuff on the Spotify playlist the last couple weeks. the old timey music samples are kind of on the nose and only work beyond novelty value part of the time, what really holds the album together for me is that Bubba is a pretty compelling songwriter.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

iirc tim's main man at that odd time was brian kidd who did a lot of nappy roots stuff, 'get to poppin', stuff for the clutch, and then may or may not have been on board for polow da don's chunky golden period.

kidd also supposedly solely produced 'ryde or die chick' but let's gloss over that eh

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

i agree w/the latter part, bubba's heart-on-his-sleeve personality was always a big part of the draw for me

xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

he really is a great songwriter, or at least was. (lol i think i once posted a big chunk of a deliverance song on a thread to try and shame underrated aerosmith who was making some kinda "rap lyrics are interesting but not good poetry" argument.)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

which song?

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

i can't find it! there are a lot of posts with "bubba sparxxx" on ilx apparently.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

iirc tim's main man at that odd time was brian kidd who did a lot of nappy roots stuff, 'get to poppin', stuff for the clutch, and then may or may not have been on board for polow da don's chunky golden period.

kidd also supposedly solely produced 'ryde or die chick' but let's gloss over that eh

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:10 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/2/11/1234366200538/Brian-Kidd-001.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/2/11/1234366200538/Brian-Kidd-001.jpg
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Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

was that really necessary

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

;D

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

iirc tim's main man at that odd time was brian kidd who did a lot of nappy roots stuff, 'get to poppin', stuff for the clutch, and then may or may not have been on board for polow da don's chunky golden period.

kidd also supposedly solely produced 'ryde or die chick' but let's gloss over that eh

― r|t|c, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh yeah forgot about that -- when "Get To Poppin'" originally leaked all hyped up as PRODUCED BY TIMBO and then a year or two later the album dropped with Kidd as the only production credit on the song that seemed pretty sketchy

but eh as much as Tim collaborated and even let co-producers steer the car from time to time i'm ok with anything that officially had his 'brand' on it being on the list. "Ryde Or Die Bitch" is very much of a piece with his catalog regardless of his level of involvement.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah sure i'm not really trying to expose timbo as a fraud or anything, just saying is all

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ some dude using his blurb to take a pithy little shit on a song

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

don't get the point of telling someone you sb'd them

REAL Gs MOVE IN SILENCE

― the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

irl lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ some dude using his blurb to take a pithy little shit on a song

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:14 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is my passive aggressive revenge on anyone who volunteered to write blurbs about songs i don't like and didn't come through in time

other jordan still has time to save #27 from my condescension btw

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait he already did, i forgot

anyone want to entertain me with more predictions about the top 30?

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

i would but i feel like i 'know too much' to do so fairly

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

hope "promiscuous" is top 20

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone else find the Hot Boyz video awkward? The beat is sort of lush and minimal and the video is all bombastic, party on rave. It's a weird contrast. Always feels out of place to me.

◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝◦ ⃝ (Moka), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

yeah good point

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

i have the sinking feeling that one of my top 5 isnt gonna make it. i should've stumped harder for it in the poll thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

kev what the shit

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam 4 of your top 5 didn't make it :(

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

*folds arms*

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for "promiscuous" but like... in the 40s. i hoped it would place, tho this high would be kinda crazy.

that's a great song but all the tim productions with horse gallop drums that followed in its wake kinda sully its legacy for me

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

can't wait to see some of you guys' ballots

http://i54.tinypic.com/xoqxhd.jpg

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

i will say i thought my #1 would be lock for a top 50 but im starting to think its less loved/cannonical than i had thought

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

xp

my ballot tallied by year

1996: 4
1997: 5
1998: 4
1999: 8
2000: 4
2001: 7
2002: 3
2003: 1
2004: 1
2006: 2
2007: 1

― J0rdan S., Saturday, September 10, 2011 3:34 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

"Promiscuous" is the most unpleasant vocal performance on any Timbaland track ever. the failed sass of those 2 mumbling at each other is just a mess.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

1996: 4
1997: 5
1998: 4
1999: 8
2000: 4
2001: 7
2002: 3
2003: 1
2004: 1
2006: 2
2007: 1

― J0rdan S., Saturday, September 10, 2011 3:34 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

this post is like falling down a well

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure my #1 will place in the top 10 since it is totally obvi, but once I saw Nicole place so low (that was my #3) I kind of figured that a lot of my ballot wouldn't make it :'(

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam 4 of your top 5 didn't make it :(

― some dude, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha damn! i thought at least 2 or 3 of them were locks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

i'm tempted to post the top 50 breakdown by year now but could be pretty spoilery

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

Promiscuous" is the most unpleasant vocal performance on any Timbaland track ever. the failed sass of those 2 mumbling at each other is just a mess.

Her dancing in the video is worse.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

you people are the biggest curmudgeons on Earth

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

up until now i expected at least seven of my top ten to place but i don't know

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

'midwestern mom goes clubbing' era furtado blows, djp, deal with it

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

haha i actually think i threw a furtardo track in way low but unfortunately i deleted my ballot

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait it was in sd's most recent email to me. and yeah, i did.

for the record, i was sober while compiling.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

4 of my top 10 have already placed and tbh the only one i know was a vanity vote was Funky Freshed Dressed. maybe Get On The Bus won't make it either. but i'm sure at least 8 should show up.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

"say it right" is the only acceptable furtado song to vote for imo

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

i love loose but i didn't vote.

"promiscuous" is cool but the other singles are all better than it, i think?

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

"Turn Off The Light" remix imo

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

My main conclusions from the results so far:

1) most everyone has heard everything Aaliyah did with Tim because there wasn't actually a huge amount of it when all is said and done.

2) Missy album tracks will be punished due to vote splitting but nearly every pre-2002 single will probably make it.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

"Turn Off The Light" remix imo

also yeah definitely

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

the "maneater" remix with lil wayne is pretty amazing too but I wouldn't vote for it

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

3) top 25 is heavily loaded with jay songs or FRAUD AT POLLS

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

honestly i totally would have voted for "maneater"

will dance to that song in any circumstance

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

i'm predicting a surprise appearance by "you owe me"

http://i54.tinypic.com/xoqxhd.jpg

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

I think I voted for like half of Loose

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

the "maneater" remix with lil wayne is pretty amazing too but I wouldn't vote for it

― the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

YES. but did tim do the beat?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

the original "maneater" sux

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

I did not vote for "In God's Hands" though, even I have limits

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just gonna put it out there that anyone who put a post-2003 track in their top ten may have suffered some sort of head trauma at some point.

or is under 25.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

total bullshit that "dirt off your shoulder" made this list though

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

also "in god's hands" definitely ain't tim

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

bradnelson otm

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

i was repping for the original "maneater" just a few seconds ago, you may want to strip me of that "otm"

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

I think I voted for like half of Loose

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP)

http://www.lauraagustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/disapprov.jpg

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just gonna put it out there that anyone who put a post-2003 track in their top ten may have suffered some sort of head trauma at some point.

or is under 25.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

guilty on the last charge BUT i hon think that "anonymous" stands up w/ his top tier shit

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

haha nah "anonymous" made my ballot too

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

YES. but did tim do the beat?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:28 AM (4 minutes ago)

yeah I'm pretty sure he did

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

3) top 25 is heavily loaded with jay songs or FRAUD AT POLLS

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

came really close to stuffing all my jay-z picks in the top 10 but it was hard to justify pushing a bunch of other stuff out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

xpost it is my favorite of rave-y era tim tracks by a wiiiiiiide margin

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

i am also guilty of being under 25 but "come and get me" would have been my no. 1 if i had voted, forgive meeee

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

i have 2010 song in my top ten lol

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

i also voted for "ice box", "roll out" & "promiscuous"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for this 2008 Timbo beat but it's a total personal fave that has no shot of placing, and it was #40 on my ballot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZXMU-pUgQ

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

nobody really blames tim for the ibiza bloodfart thing and he's hardly the guy who took it over the top but still...

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

also I voted for "Say It Right" and "3 AM"

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

i enjoy "ice box" as well but i always forget it even exists until someone mentions it

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

and "say it right" was my furtado pick

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

don't tase me, but I briefly (like - for 3 seconds) considered voting for that song w/ Drake, "Say Something." I love that beat lol.

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i feel bad about leaving "3 AM" off -- def one of the most unusual and surprising jeezy songs

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

don't tase me, but I briefly (like - for 3 seconds) considered voting for that song w/ Drake, "Say Something." I love that beat lol.

― the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:37 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

i didn't consider voting for it but that riff is pretty killer -- think that's a pretty underrated track actually

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

3am is so zzzzz, feel like people are totally just reacting to the jeezy/timbo combination and/or it standing out in a mediocre album

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

idk i love how dense that beat is

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

nobody really blames tim for the ibiza bloodfart thing and he's hardly the guy who took it over the top but still...

kudos to you strongo, kudos to you

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

I think i've said this before, but the inspiration is my fave jeezy album *shrugs*

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

okay that might get you tased

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

i command you posters to sb

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

'midwestern mom goes clubbing' era furtado blows, djp, deal with it

― some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:21 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

"After my last album, I know where my bread and butter is at," Tim explained. "I know 75 percent [of the people who buy my album] are women who love Timbaland and most are the women who watch 'Desperate Housewives' and all those others. I did this research. It's the women who watch 'Sex and the City,' 'Desperate Housewives' — all the real go-to-the-bar women like Timbaland, and mostly European women. It lets me know that my fanbase is mostly women and they are from all cultures. So it's not a person who loves mostly hip-hop. It's a person who loves everything besides hip-hop."

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1628135/timbaland-hes-done-with-hiphop.jhtml

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just gonna put it out there that anyone who put a post-2003 track in their top ten may have suffered some sort of head trauma at some point.

or is under 25.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

"Get On Dis Motorcycle" (2004) was #9 for me. But it's one of only 8 post-2001 tracks that made my list.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

wow that is a really depressing quote! xp

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i like a good number of later Timbo tracks but other than "My Love" not the hits -- stuff like Keri's "Breaking Point" and "Beautiful Mistake," J-Hud's "Pocketbook," Busta's "Get Down"

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

that said, obviously timbaland couldn't have known that adding some dance music synths and a more streamlined beat to his music would eventually lead to david fucking guetta having chart hits in america. it's not like i wish he'd had a heart attack in 2005 for the sake of humanity or something.

xpost: haha tim! i knew there'd be something that would poke a hole in my indefensible theory.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

some other post-2003 tracks I voted for: The Game "Put You On The Game" (2005), Brandy "I Tried" (2004)

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

i think afrodisiac is p underrated at least on ilm

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

by year my ballot (iirc the years):

96 - 5
97 - 2
98 - 4
99 - 7
00 - 2
01 - 5
02 - 4
03 - 2
04 - 1
05 - 2
06 - 5 (lol)
07 - 1

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, brandy is underrated in general

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

Afrodisiac had a pretty decent showing in the ballots overall but not quite enough consensus about which tracks to heave any of them into the top 50

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

"I Tried" was in the running for at least half of the voting period though

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

i thought about voting 'i tried' cuz i really wanted s.thing from that record to place but i went w/ a personal fave instead :/

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to vote for "Focus" cuz I thought that maybe had a better shot of making it in, but "I Tried" is my fave Timbo track on that album so I ended up going w/ that instead ("Say You Will" is my overall fave track on there)

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

some other post-2003 tracks I voted for: The Game "Put You On The Game" (2005), Brandy "I Tried" (2004)

― the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:45 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

i almost voted for the clipse version of this

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

ugh son

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

it's a great beat & the clipse are much better rappers than the game

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

honestly guys I would totally be in favor of doing a spin-off series of producer polls

could be pretty fun. a lot more interesting than artist-specific polls imo.

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

yeah not many would be quite as fun as Timbo imo but this is definitely proving to be a fun change of pace

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

The Game track was my token "I've heard other MCs kill this beat" vote.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

1996 – 2
1997 – 5
1998 – 3
1999 – 12
2000 – 3
2001 – 6
2002 – 3
2003 – 2
2004 – 1
2005 – 1
2006 – 2
2007 – 2011 – you crazy

You can probably guess which albums dominated my ballot.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

Game isn't a bad rapper guys

stop hatin'.

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

don't give a shit about the game but considering voting for a freestyle in a poll of a producer's tracks is just rmde

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

like yes, we get it, you got it 4 cheap, move on already

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

can't wait for you guys to see some of the garbage in 51-100, we dodged some bullets y'all

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

my breakdown by year:

96 - 3
97 - 5
98 - 6
99 - 3
00 - 1
01 - 2
02 - 4
03 - 1
04 - 1
05 - 1
...
10 - 1

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

what did Timbaland produce last year? Honestly "Say Somethin" and "Carry Out" are the last Timbo beats I remember.

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

FFS, what's wrong with "Dirt Off Your Shoulder"? Sure it's simple, almost-but-not-quite-Timbo-on-autopilot, but a) in 2003 autopilot Tim was still pretty O_o and b) that drum sound - how does he do that?

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just gonna put it out there that anyone who put a post-2003 track in their top ten may have suffered some sort of head trauma at some point.

or is under 25.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i have two 2004 songs in my top 10 - no regrets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for keri hilson 'breaking point' which irrc (i may not?) is a 2010 track??

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it was! my 2010 fav too!

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

re "Dirt Off Your Shoulder", I know it's a relative statement to say that it's maybe the second worst track Jay and Tim ever did together, but in the context of a poll like this that's worth stressing.

How could you ever care about it in a world where "Hey Papi" and "It's Hot" exist?

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

forgot about Blueprint 3 already huh

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

do you all think Timbo has another hot streak in him? I remember in the '03-05 period a lot of people said he was done/fell off, then he re-emerged with Danja and a new sound... kind of wondering if he can do that again

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

I actually liked the "Venus vs. Mars" beat a lot!

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

the best part of "Dirt" is when the beat slows down to a plop and then revs back into gear. everything else about the track is zzz by comparison.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost Sorry I meant to put in some kind of pre-2006 caveat in there. Like I care enough even to track everything that either artist has done in the interim.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

i think nobody as talented as Tim has been ever totally loses that, but clearly his attitude and his motivation has changed a lot and that can kill the output of some of the greatest artists. i'd like to see him either a) get really aggro and try to beat contemporary southern rap at its own game or b) think outside the box in some way that isn't at all like working with Chris Cornell or The Rapture

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

although as per repping for his stuff off Keri's last album, if he took it back to his roots with some really sensual textural R&B and just tried to be the best at that again, that's probably the best bet of him having another memorable run

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

whats first worst, tim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

No Brandy in the top 50? Fuck. Tim's work on Afrodisiac might be the last album-length production of his I really love. FS/LS and Loose are fun, but Deliverance and Afrodisiac were the closing 1-2 punch.

I Tried was in my top 10, and Afrodisiac also made it into my list. But it was undercooked and not well-thought through, in retrospect. Could have kept massaging it for a few more days.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

I actually liked the "Venus vs. Mars" beat a lot!

― the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 3:13 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TIMBALAND TRACKS POLL (voting deadline Saturday, September 10th at FIFTEEN AFTER THE HOUR midnight EST)

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

xxp

And, yeah I don't think 03-04 was a fall off so much as 2005 onwards. By Furtado/Timberlake he was so clearly leaning on Danja for the assist, but before that he was still putting out some quality shit.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it was! my 2010 fav too!

― some dude, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:09 PM (12 minutes ago)

give your boy some credit here btw

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

sup kev

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

'03-'04 was more of a commercial slump than a creative one imo

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

our man clowned me for like a month for obsessing over "breaking point" before seeing the light

i'm sad i didn't vote in this, i just had a big exam and haven't had the free time to put my heart into this. obviously really enjoying listening to all this

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

oh c'mon it was like one post and then i listened to it later and was like yeah this is good

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

tbf that song is imo a grower, it took me a long time to really get into that album

SOMEGHOSTDURRP (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

Ballot/Year Breakdown

1996 - 4
1997 - 6
1998 - 3
1999 - 3
2000 - 1
2001 - 7
2002 - 5
2003 - 6
2004 - 3
2005 - 0
2006 - 2

Which is kind of suspect

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

'who is she 2 u' >>>>> i tried imo

i was repping for afrodisiac when that first dropped on here, mostly bcuz of how much i love that single

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

in fact 'who is she 2 u' is my one post-03 timbo in the top ten

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

the furtado album h8 feels pretty overblown to me. 'promiscuous' 'maneater' and especially 'say it right' are all fairly solid traxx ('say it right' straight up great) & felt v. novel at the time. feel like they suffer in comparison to peak timbo but so does 'music in general'

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

also 'the way i are' is a classic

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that is great

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

in fact 'who is she 2 u' is my one post-03 timbo in the top ten

haha i knew this thread wld force me into some awkward alliances

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

i have awesome taste, pat urself on the back :D

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

"who is she 2 u" is classic obv., didn't think to vote for tho cuz it's just a loop and doesn't feel like an AMAZING timbo production.

"Miscommunication" is the best track from the first Shock Value

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

like, maybe if I didn't know it was just the first few bars of that leon ware joint looped I'd think more of it production-wise.

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

idk at some level theres an amount of subtlety to his production sometimes that really hits me -- its why i like "Kiss Me Like That" & "Say It Right" & "Keep It Moving" & "Who Is She 2 U" -- when he kind of pulls his punches & goes for pure songfulness

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it but I think Missy's "Bring The Pain" is also a great case of subtle wizardry from Tim (albeit in a different way), a lovely and effective tweaking and updating of the original beat.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, I totally get the appreciation for Tim's more subtle moments - I think "Call Me" is a great example of that "subtle songfulness"

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

^^^yes exactly -- i voted for that one fairly high too (above 'oops')

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

afrodisiac def underrated, i think it's a really ~important~ album in the context of tim's career too in that it seems to really capture this somewhat depressive post-aaliyah lull but also foreshadows a lot of the sounds and tricks he'd go on to make his "comeback" with.

deliverance = first known appearance of ryan tedder on a major label record? funny that the one keeper off that hasn't appeared. (yet, though i think 3 songs off that album in this poll would be a bit much.) wonder if any kiley dean will show up?

obv haven't thought about this but if i was gonna vote for anything post-2004 (which makes more sense to me as a cut-off b/c of afrodisiac) it's be THE WAY I ARE duh.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://hulkshare.com/kkyeq82yhnbm

new petey btw (not timbo)

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

The "Dirt Off My Shoulder" riff is so dirty and awesome.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:05 (fourteen years ago)

like yes, we get it, you got it 4 cheap, move on already

― some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 04:04 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i had forgotten we got it 4 cheap and was just remembering p much every other mc in 2005 using it as their freestyle beat, like the equiv of Quiet Storm was in 99 or etc. Bun B and Chamillionaire verses stick out in my mindgrapes.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

gonna throw out at least one for the early birds right now

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeuuB2lQPOw

30. Missy Elliott - "Lick Shots" (390 points, 11 voters, one #1 vote)
from Miss E... So Addictive, 2001
#63 R&B/Hip-Hop

I'm always surprised by how (relatively) slow and stealthy "Lick Shots" is, its jittery bass, sticky hi-hat swishes and and repeating guitar skronk suffocating its near lethargic (we'd now call it) halfstep beat with nervous energy. Most of all it's Missy, who maybe never sounded as tuned into the beat as she did here - or is it Timabaland tuned into her? Either way there's few moments in their collective works as satisfying as when Missy announces "Fool touch me that's a no--no", over a ponderous, out of place double-kick that sounds like a sex machine faltering. What struck me immediately the first time I heard this was not just the strange interior logic of Missy and Timbaland's songcraft, but their unshakeable confidence that whatever they threw at the wall would stick, hard. (Tim F)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

how many tracks were you allowed on ballots btw? might put together what i'd have voted for

lick shots! missy's growls and grunts on that are the best things ever

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

ballots were top 40

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

er that youtube is for bubba 'comin round'

pandemic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

"unshakeable confidence that whatever they threw at the wall would stick, hard."

The key to why so many people (critics especially) lionise Tim & Missy's purple patch - that rare and wonderful conviction that a pop audience will accept all kinds of weirdness if it's done right. Her voice and attitude, more than anyone else's, gave him license to do that. Perfect creative telepathy.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

yeah thats a great write-up

just sayin, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

ha oops here is Lick Shots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LyHiXquFBE

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8cFOm6VdpY

29. Timbaland & Magoo featuring Aaliyah and Missy Elliott - "Up Jumps Da Boogie" (393 points, 13 voters, one #1 vote)
from Welcome To Our World, 1997
#12 Hot 100, #4 R&B/Hip-Hop

such a slyly funky calling card w/ one of the early killer missy performances (Lamp)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

A+

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

Obv both of these amazing.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

i prefer "Luv 2 Luv U" but i'm glad at least one Welcome To Our World jam got that high

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

I guess i should listen to some Timbaland & Magoo stuff

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

Magoo isn't even on a lot of WTOW, it's basically a really fun Timbaland & Friends album

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

TOOOOO LOOOOOOOOW (for both of the last entries)

Managed to find Tom's old top-singles-of-the-90s entry for this on Freaky Trigger:

Hip-hop might not be my territory, but I knew enough to realise I was hearing something special here, a music that couldn’t be more different from the bleary Wu-Tang swagger or icy gangsta slickness that seemed to be dominating rap. For a start “Up Jump The Boogie” was anally precise, every sound clipped and positioned just so. At the same time, though, it was the poppiest hip-hop had sounded since Dre’s heyday, with its tingly flecks of disco strings constantly flirting with all-out rapture. But then again, Timbaland’s aesthetic was distinctly less-is-more, giving you just enough beauty to set you craving and then holding back: tension in paradise. The result: Timbaland’s productions were among the sexiest on wax as well as the oddest, a sultry miasma of lazily twining rhythms. Even Tim and Missy’s syllable-by-syllable raps can’t spoil the atmosphere.

For me, “Up Jump The Boogie” is Timbaland’s classic. There’s a simplicity to it that sounds crude now (when every mainstream producer has stolen Tim’s sound, and when his own productions have taken a rococo turn) but also dangerous and vital. It’s the most stoned and metaphysical of his jams, too – mostly Tim and Missy deal with boasting, partying or physical need, but here they take you on a weed-fuelled late-night ramble, even getting political for one brief, shivery couplet. And the boogie indeed springs up from the grave it had lain in, summoned by the intoxicating sound of a brilliant young technician testing out his rules-changing skills.

etc, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

"Up Jumps Da Boogie" really shows how bad an MC Timbo is. sticking him between Magoo and Missy does give a sharp contrast. I'm kinda afraid to dig into those T&M stuff purely because of his raps

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

i always liked magoo's voice and wish they were more like early gangstarr (an mc who knows his voice and flow is different and a producer who can work towards strengthening his best qualities) and instead we got like timb's awkward english accents etc.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

sticking him between Magoo and Missy

Yeah it's a shame Tim doesn't come up with a line as arresting as "up in the cut like gay n****s in butt."

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFDZU4hXbw

28. Aaliyah - "If Your Girl Only Knew" (425 points, 13 voters)
from One In A Milion, 1996
#11 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop

Bass is such an important element of TIm's music but actual identifiable bass lines played on a bass guitar are a relative rarity, which makes songs like this and Why Do Fools Fall In Love? soundtrack stuff stand out more. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

ok I was talking more about the flow, missed this line xp

oh, my #2 came in, sweet! but TOO LOW

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

perhaps you also missed "like jews and chinese, I own this rap lease."

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

there are people who didn't vote for If Your Girl Only Knew?

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol I've actually heard this one (the one about "virgin pussies" too) but honestly speaking I cared more about flow than lyrics

I was sure "If Your Girl Only Knew" is locked for at least top 15, that's strange to me

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't vote for "If Your Girl Only Knew". It's in my top 50 though.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

i didnt vote iygok or hlf or resolution - it isn't to say they aren't great songs but shit i was only allowed 40 choices, so it had to be all GOLD.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

"if your girl only knew" is my most-played aaliyah song according to last.fm. (since i joined of course.) i could actually listen to that bassline forever. i love the menace vs dismissal of her delivery, like is she gonna tell the girlfriend or not? can she be bothered or does she just want to be left alone?

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

i hear it as both shaming dismissal and sly come on intertwined and awaiting response. only aaliyah could ever pull that off.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

just something about the way "and then she wouldn't have to worry..." lingers

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the general absence of Magoo from T&M's Welcome to Our World is a pretty great thing.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

and here is probably the Surprisingly Low champion of the whole list

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

no wait no it's not, first is my personal Least Deserving Of The Whole List pick

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HER1RxputAw

27. Lil Kim featuring Mr. Cheeks - "The Jump Off" (442 points, 13 voters, one #1 vote)
from La Bella Mafia, 2003
#16 Hot 100, #8 R&B/Hip-Hop

This is like a grab-bag of great moves from Tim's past & future productions. You've got a jumped-up version of the groove that would later show up in Cee-Lo's I'll Be Around, the Get Ur Freak On signature guitar/sitar, dirty Timbo synth a la Dirt Off Your Shoulder, and a whole lot of clicks and clacks per bar. If it had a better hook it would be a party standard (or maybe I go to the wrong parties). (Jordan)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

and now the original (good) version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqxRvPCJcGg

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp could also argue that "but it's dumb to put up with you" later on is the final twist of the knife snapping out of the fleeting musing - there's a different contemptuous stridency to the song after that suggests a decision has been made

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

ugggh jump off gtfo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

seriously

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

I GOT A MAN IN JAPAN AND A DUDE IN TAHITI
BELIEVE ME SWEETIE I GOT ENOUGH TO FEED THE NEEDY

i like the jump off a lot, though have never thought of it as either a top-tier kim single or a top-tier timbabeat and it's always surprised me that it seems to be so repped for by others

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

it was fun at the time but what manner of pleb holds it dear to this day, seriously

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

the guy who put "Jump Off" at #1 didn't have a familiar name but the rest of his ballot was really dope at least

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

there's also this vague frustration in "if your girl only knew", like aaliyah would quite like to do all those things to him herself but it's not her place to

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

i was at hip-hop karaoke the other day (the RD launch in fact) and some dude (not our some dude obv) did "the jump off" by himself o_0

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

to Tim's credit, he at least supposedly really didn't like the idea of redoing the Lost Boyz hook and wanted the song to have a different chorus

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

urge jump off #1 guy to show yourself and take your beating like a man

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

As I recall, "Jump Off", like "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" and This Is Not A Test, seemed to get picked up by a lot of people who were sorta belatedly getting into Timbaland b/c he was going through that ostentatiously "gritty" phase.

Fuck that really.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

haha getting our snob on over here

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

Wow wow at If Your Girl Only Knew - if I'd heard it before like I heard it there, it'd've'd a good shot at my #1. What a track.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

This Is Not A Test! has been my favorite Missy album for a few years.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

xxpost - a bit, but it's not so much that peeps were getting into him late but that what they were liking was the very thing leaving me cold - pretty much that entire era sounds really half-hearted to me, with the exception of things that tried really hard to go in the other direction (like "Nowhere" or the Kiley Dean material).

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Alfred.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

jeeps lex coups bimaz is probably a better timbo beat than the jump off tbh

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

The reduction of Timbo-Missy to clank-and-beat still sounds fresh to my ears.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

"let me fix my weave" off this is not a test would have had a shot at making my ballot

i don't recall that album being picked up by anyone at the time? it seems like tim is projecting a bit here, those are all pretty decent.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

"Let Me Fix My Weave" made my ballot.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

Test has some good beats but "Pass The Dutch" has kind of tarnished that whole album for me (and i wasn't really into Under Construction either)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

i still love "wake up" a lot but i have a weakness for all that post-grindin reductionist shit

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

UC and The Cookbook are my least favorites, yeah.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol, I love both Under Constructioni and This Is Not A Test

and yeah I'm the only person out there still into "Pass That Dutch", middle fingers y'all

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

"pass that dutch" sounded so lazy and awful as a single but hearing it in a club was like, whoa, heavy bass.

under construction is a TERRIFIC album, maybe her most consistent outside of da real world?

the cookbook has some jams too. missy's never done a bad album as such.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

i don't recall that album being picked up by anyone at the time? it seems like tim is projecting a bit here, those are all pretty decent.

No seriously, this was the standard reaction among all my hip hop friends who'd avoided or ignored him and missy (and pretty much anything tainted with R&B or the south or etc.) for years. They started to come around to UC about six months after the fact and then really got into This Is Not A Test.

A lot of the same crowd belatedly jumped on Jay-Z at the same time, which is a big part of why The Black Album is so overrated I think.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

I actually really love Under Construction too, it surprised me that I didn't include any in my ballot (even my beloved "Play That Beat") but then it's more about the whole album experience rather than individual tunes.

Almost everything about TINAT felt like a grim downsizing. "Let Me Fix My Weave" is probably the best track though.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

shameful confession: I didn't actually start liking "Hot Boyz" until about 2-3 years ago. I DETESTED it when it came out, which was right in the middle of my extreme love/hate relationship with Missy.

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w&ob=av2n

26. Missy Elliott - "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" (452 points, 12 voters, one #1 vote)
from Supa Dupa Fly, 1997
#51 Hot 100, #6 R&B/Hip-Hop

It feels like these artists polls always have one defining hit that people seem to assume is a lock for the top 10 and then ends up outside the top 25 ("Whole Lotta Love" for Led Zep, "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" for U2). "The Rain" is I guess that song here, and I get it, it was never really one of my favorites. I didn't really like Missy until my brother got the album and I realized how much better her other songs are than this. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha OTM

I really thought she might be brain damaged when I first heard this song; always loved the video though.

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

hip hop friends who'd avoided or ignored him and missy (and pretty much anything tainted with R&B or the south or etc.)

i...what? i cannot comprehend that such people exist. hip-hop fans who avoided peak missy and timba? even after 2001 when like the entire world was on their dicks? what? who are these people and why were they your friends?

i concur on "the rain", though i do love it a lot and it makes sense that it's her calling card even if i do prefer eg "sock it 2 me"

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

(the video eventually won me over to the song but when it first came out we spent a lot of time laughing at this even while dancing to it at parties)

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

My sister owned SDF before I did, and "Beep Me 911" impressed me a helluva lot more than "The Rain."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

This is Not a Test! is probably tied with DRW as he rlowest selling album in the US. "Pass That Dutch" bombed on the pop chart a year after "Work It."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, "Beep Me 911" is the song that made me go "wait, maybe I shouldn't just dismiss this out of hand" and made me discover in retrospect how awesome "Sock It 2 Me" was (I think I also first saw the "Sock It 2 Me" video around the same time? Missy and Busta were probably the last truly great video artists)

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

not at all, The Cookbook is her only non-platinum album (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Why does one feel the need to cite a least fave Missy album imo?

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

We're critics and pedants.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

i...what? i cannot comprehend that such people exist. hip-hop fans who avoided peak missy and timba? even after 2001 when like the entire world was on their dicks? what? who are these people and why were they your friends?

you know, the whole wu tang / de la soul / jurassic 5 / public enemy / spearhead milieu. BEP's "Weekend" was their jam. They didn't read rock crit so missed the 2001 "get ur freak on" critical crossover, et al.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

My least fave Missy album is still something like a top 10 percent all-timer.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

more and more over time i feel like the first 3 are about equally great and the next 3 are equally good on a lower tier

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't turn in a ballot, but pretty sure "The Rain" would've missed mine too.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

you know, the whole wu tang / de la soul / jurassic 5 / public enemy / spearhead milieu

ewwwwww

it makes me feel kinda good about the choices i have made in life that i literally know no one like this

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

three of those are the first hip hop records i owned but eh i was fourteen

thomp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

three of those are also seminal hip-hop acts without whom hip-hop as we know it today would not exist

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

What about De La Soul and Wu Tang?

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

okay lol

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

Tempted to put my name in on a Jurassic 5 tracks poll.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

i was reacting to seeing "jurassic 5 / spearhead" really - all else recedes into the background when you see those names

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

gee i hate to interrupt this awful conversation but it's time to start a run of beloved DEEP CUTS

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZOxCi4as4

25. Jay-Z - "Hola Hovito" (453 points, 15 voters)
from The Blueprint, 2001

Vol. 3 is the only Jay-Z album Timbaland is on enough to really help define it's overall sound, and on most others he's just another flavor in a gumbo of different production styles. The Blueprint is the only time he feels like kind of a guest, showing up to spoil an otherwise cohesive album aesthetic, doing his weird thing for a few minutes and dancing around with his jug of pink juice and promptly leaving. But a really welcome guest. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

xp The Rain was my introduction to Timbaland so had the shock-of-the-new impact. A sign of Timbaland's brilliance that I kept being shocked up to about 2003.

Had no idea lots of people hated The Jump Off. Can't see what's meant to be so despicable about it.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

yay i love "hola hovito" - it really confused me when i learned that it wasn't considered a great song. but obviously it is! i love the drunk lurching vibe.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

^^ yep. It made my ballot.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

it just makes me a bit sad when i see people cite "the jump off" as lil kim's calling card - i don't think it'd make my lil kim top 10

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

This is what I mean!

Hola Hovito is great.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

i don't hate "The Jump Off" but it's just not top 30 material. also its similarities to "When The Last Time" were the first time i wondered if Tim was playing catchup to the Neptunes.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol at 'dancing around with his jug of pink juice and promptly leaving'

just sayin, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

did lex just fucking ewwwwwww p.e. and the wu?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

yes but not really: i was reacting to seeing "jurassic 5 / spearhead" really - all else recedes into the background when you see those names

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

ewwwww jess is here

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

i did not vote for hola hovito only because my ballot was already getting lopsided with jay tracks but its good yeah.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

tbf if i met someone today with nothing better to talk about than p.e then i would eww them too

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

xpost ^^^^ this is me.

I am resigned to at least one Vol. 3. production not making it and expect it to be my favourite that misses out. Also "Hey Papi" - ;_; forever

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

yes i voted hey papi too but if it places ill buy everyone itt an ice cream treat

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

*cue some dude with 'hey papi'*

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

too many concepts to argue with floating around here but i will say that Supa Dupa Fly is EASILY missy's best album and i will fight you in the streets with knives over that point if you want.

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

would maybe argue that its got her best songs but isnt her best album

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Under Construction/Da Real World > Supa Dupa Fly/Miss E > Test > Cookbook

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

also i cherish "the rain" as one of my last majot WTF IS THAT mtv moments but id rather hear any of the supa dupa singles at this point

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's definitely greater as a video/pop culture moment than as a song

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

and now a song that some people had already counted out of the running

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrtNOfx8Fl4

24. Petey Pablo featuring Bubba Sparxxx - "Get On Dis Motorcycle" (452 points, 12 voters)
from Still Writing In My Diary: 2nd Entry, 2004

"Get On Dis Motorcycle" is basically a one trick pony, but what a trick: the central loop of children singing doesn't so much leap out at you as expand to fill the entire room, dense and inscrutable and charming, and handily proving that Timbaland's production magic was never about minimalism per se but rather about making every sound count. And every sound here seems to count twice over, the "dun dun dun, a duh-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dun-dun..." mirroring and complicating the staggering beat, while somewhere beneath the flash and sparkle an eerie "Get Ur Freak On"-style bhangra melody and portentous strings underscore the deep emotional ambivalence at work; beautiful, sure, but severe and forbidding at the same time, an impregnable edifice of sound that the typically ragged Petey just about manages to make his own. Was Timbaland ever so surprising (in a good way) again? (Tim F)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

i still don't really get this song and suspect that if it wasn't one of only a couple Timbaland songs on the album it never would've been pegged as a standout. also no way better than "Raise Up."

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

agree

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

there's an appealing and unusual grit in the juxtaposition of motorbike rev and bhangra glitter tho

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's definitely a good track but i don't feel its greatness per se

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

the degree to which it suddenly seems pretty rote during bubba's verse kinda exposes the whole thing

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

nah that beat is just staggering

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

i have mixed feelings about "hola hovito" -- it's obv awesome but sometimes it grates on me

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

weirdly the "deep cuts" on this poll are making me appreciate The Neptunes even more

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Agree about Hola Hovito being somewhat grating. There's just something kind of clunky about it

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

how so, DJP?

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

"Hola Hovito" SWINGS like a motherfucker, wish more Timbo beats had that kind of shuffle

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

well for example, "Get On Dis Motorcycle" reminded me of Kardinal Offishall's "Belly Dancer", which is a faster, harder hitting beat from a year earlier in a similar vein that I vastly prefer

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

"the rain" was high up on my ballot -- i just love how sparse & open it is -- the cricket sound is one of my favorite weird timbo things ever, like he's making a joke about how much empty space there is in the beat

& i always loved missy's rapping on that -- dan calls it "brain damaged" which is both hilarious & sorta on point -- i mean it's sort of just a profoundly stoned song, which i think in its own way is kinda unique in the missy/tim discog? the rapping is sorta meandering & lurching & for some reason the whole feeling is accentuated by them ripping off a hook. i always thought that on the sly it was one of their most bizarre songs.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

jordan you're making me feel weird about using the word "sparse" in the next blurb now

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

ha "on the sly"? "The Rain" wears its weirdness like a badge of honor, I had to accept that before I could really get into it.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJ94-TAnQk

23. Jay-Z - "It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)" (455 points, 13 voters)
from Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999

One of the great jerry-rigged contraptions of seemingly incompatible but beautifully interlocking components that Timbaland was so good at: faintly echoing handclaps in between thick hard kick and snare drums, a couple of funky guitar notes plopping in between a slinky reverb lead, that big sweeping synth string hook. It's amazing so much can be going on in a song that still feels like it has a lot of empty space for the MC to move around in. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit this is great

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the "it's hot" beat is pretty great, i didn't vote for this tho

it is a pretty unique song in tim's discog i think too

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna be pissed if "nigga what, nigga who" doesn't make it but idk if it's gonna beat "it's hot"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like at the end of the countdown i'm going to do some kind of retrospective of insanely accurate and insanely inaccurate j0rdan predictions

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

urge jump off #1 guy to show yourself and take your beating like a man

Eh, wasn't seriously suggesting it was Timbaland's Greatest Achievement, was just feeling it at the moment and wanting it on here (which, well, mission accomplished). "Keeping up with the Neptunes" is probably spot on in retrospect, but lifted out of the context of any of the careers in question--which it definitely was for me as clueless MTV/radio consumer in 2003--this thing was a fucking blast. Not all that mindblowing, just propulsive, noisy, goofy, nervous. Pushes my punk buttons, I guess.

Knowing the results so far, would've pulled the same shenanigans with "Raise Up" instead, if that helps.

bentelec, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

like i said, the rest of your ballot is great, so don't sweat it!

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

sweat it. sweat it forever.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

haha

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

'the rain' was my #1 partly because the first time i ever heard it was on mtv and it was a total 'this s.thing new and totally fucking awesome' moment for me as a kid and partly bcuz i think its the best job he and missy ever did of creating and sustaining such a heightened (and admittedly bizarre) mood on a track

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

"Gossip Folks" is up there re: creating and sustaining a mood, too

also "For My People"

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

Good job, guys. I spent a lot of time with Life and Times... last weekend and I forgot how terrific "It's Hot" is.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag24DALm2eY

22. SWV - "Can We" (457 points, 12 voters)
from Release Some Tension, 1997
#75 Hot 100, #31 R&B/Hip-Hop

Most of the polyrythmical pleasurefests I tend to fall in love with feel like they're pulling me in all possible directions and requiring me to have 5x more limbs to respond to them properly, but this one does the trick in a more subtle, streamlined fashion, gliding along the same axis instead of poppin' all over the place: the guitar gently swells and dips, every third note floating off like three dots ending a saucy half-sentence, but with this insistent bubbly itch of a rhythm making those dots feel like commas, and with SWV riding the wave as if they're the same thing. (Mind Taker)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

there was no SWV in the first 9 or so ballots at all, and then billstevejim championed it on the noms thread and voted for it and it began a really swift and impressive climb into the top 25, so good job billstevejim!

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I was totally open to being swayed by an unusual plea like that, think I had it #2 in the end. Lovely tune.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

yessss! i was just going through the timba discography putting together a belated ballot and i got to that and simultaneously thought "SHOE-IN" and "ugh bet it won't place though" - so pleased i was wrong! i love it, so aqueous and bubbling.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

so tasty like pastraaaaayyyyyyy

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

I think "Can We" is just okay, tbh

I dig "I'm So Into You" and "Right Here" so much more

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

That's gotta be a given, no?

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Two of the '90s best songs ever against the 22nd best Tim beat.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

'can we' is a wonderful effortless song and i will be surprised if this poll ends up convincing me it shouldnt have been top 10

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm so into you" and "weak" are my fav SWVs, but what eric said really

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

just listen to that last 60 seconds

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Never heard "Can We." Thanks, poll!

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

xxp
Exactly--so, so much love for SWV.

Making a dog sample like the most subtle element in the track is some kind of masterstroke.

bentelec, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

alfred you have astonished me.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

late '96 and early '97 were an R&B black hole for me.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

The Tony Rich years.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

and 3T

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ny0uQQq3bw

21. Ginuwine - "What's So Different?" (458 points, 13 voters)
from 100% Ginuwine, 1999
#49 Hot 100, #21 R&B/Hip-Hop

Harpsichords! Godzilla! Incisive analysis of the paranoia that inevitably infects a relationship that began as a secretive affair! This song has it fucking all. I wish it was in the top ten. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

xxp btw it is a failure of the imagination to not accept that that 'can we' might be the best song ever whilst simultaneously not being the best ever swv song

get on my level hoes

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

awwww come on that is definitely top 10 no argument

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

okay I'd forgotten that I did actually like this song

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

makes me wonder if anyone voted for "Bangin' Lude"

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

okay massive lol @ me for thinking "What's So Different?" and "Differences" were the same song, sorry everyone

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

you say you want my trust and
told me you were polling
how am i to know that you wouldnt agree with me?

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Agree about Hola Hovito being somewhat grating. There's just something kind of clunky about it

― Number None, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:13 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm guessing the divisive element in 'hola hovito' is that two-note guitar line that constantly morphs from swung to straight and back. it's almost phasing, but the top note is always right on the quarter note pulse. for me it's the most brilliant part of the track.

fwiw 'the jump-off' was #26 on my ballot, but 'hola hovito' was #4

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

to me the chorus of "Hola Hovita" is its weak link, nothing bad about the beat itself

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

if we were doing an albums poll then 100% ginuwine would've been my #1

it's so good that i couldn't even figure out which songs to put on my ballot, so i just defaulted to my immediate favorite from the first time i ever listened ("none of ur friends business") and the lead single ("so anxious")

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

i think one of my problems w/ "hola hovito" is that i've always thought it kinda pales in comparison to "u don't know" & "heart of the city"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

100% Ginuwine is the most represented album in my ballot, thanks poll for making me dl it! hope the other tracks I voted for are still going to show up

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Hola Hovito seems like it's trying too hard or something i think? Compared to say, Big Pimpin

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

"what's the difference" was the lead single and "so anxious" was the follow-up fyi

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

"hola hovito" is definitely nowhere near the best song on the blueprint but that's not really a crushing denouncement

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

I still own no Ginuwine albums but have moved quickly to change this.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

i was thinking in my putative ballot of limiting myself to one song per album, in which case...idk i can't really look beyond "pony" and "final warning"

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

not that those ginuwine albums aren't both str8-up classics and i'm very happy to see "what's the difference" place

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

What's So Different? is great. Love the way the "come back around" bit quickens as it ushers the bassline back in. Wish I'd had time to work through the Spotify list instead of voting only for songs I remembered from the time.

Even better than discovering that song is discovering that Ginuwine's real name is Elgin Lumpkin.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

i like that 'hola hovito' has so many live instrument elements too, the wah-wah clavinet, the guitars...might have been timbo's way of fitting into the blueprint sound

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

xp Yeah SWV!

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

I think some folks are way underrating "the rain" jere... Not being overrated at all imo, absolutely a standout on every level

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

nobody actually called it overrated

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

well, except you

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Ha al like every post about it u downplayed it as minor. And strongo was almost as dismissive. Lamp ended up defending it on nostalgic grounds the last bastion of rhetorical defeat lol

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

i said i don't love it, not at all the same thing, especially since its placement here is just right imo

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

the same thing as calling it overrated i mean

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

I think "The Rain" and "Can We" placed correctly!

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

not to be *that guy* but if you never heard "If Your Girl Only Knew" how could you even vote in this poll?

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

y'all want me to crack open the top 20 with a banger?

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYKI8tAELXY&ob=av2e

20. Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris - "Gossip Folks" (501 points, 15 voters)
from Under Construction, 2002
#8 Hot 100, #5 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2003)

I think it sometimes does a disservice to the songwriting subtlety and embrace of genre tropes in Timbaland's music to simply praise him as a guy who routinely shepherded some really weird shit onto the pop charts, but seriously, how wonderful is it that this song was a huge hit? (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

i said i don't love it, not at all the same thing, especially since its placement here is just right imo

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this is a dumb argument but i think aside from your comments on how you feel about the song personally, the thesis of your blurb -- there's always one song in this poll that everyone thinks will be a lock for the top 10 but ends up falling short -- implicitly called it overrated

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

missy is so awesome on this song

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

"overrated" is a loaded and overused term that i ALWAYS hesitate to introduce into a conversation so i really resent the idea that i deliberately planted it in people's brains without using it

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Lamp ended up defending it on nostalgic grounds the last bastion of rhetorical defeat lol

welll i wasnt really tryna defend it tbh i was only skimming the thread and thought someone was wondering who/why they had it as their #1 so i wanted to explain my reasoning which admittedly was in part nostalgia

also i had almost resigned myself to it not placing at all so i was happy just to see it show up, if some dude doesnt get what a rad, otherwordly song it is i dont particularly care i guess

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

i mean we're doing the actual 'rating' RIGHT NOW with this list so i think the only real strong way to imply overrated here without saying it is to say something is too high on the list

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

i totally get that "The Rain" is rad, i just think he has dozens of songs that are more rad, and the poll has vindicated that view.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

I love "Gossip Folks" for the same reason I do "Lick Shots."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

yeah they both have that great obnoxious lurch

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

beep beep who got the keys to the jeep

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

The poll also vindicated "the jump off" fwiw - I think "the rain" is one if the duos best tracks easy, even if an obvious one

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

deej "The Rain" was #23 on your ballot so i'm not even sure what you're fighting for

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

the choreography in the "gossip folks" video is so awesome

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

the everything in that video is awesome

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

the "Funky Fresh Dressed" mid-video interlude is so great i wish that song had had a fighting chance in the poll

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

deej "The Rain" was #23 on your ballot so i'm not even sure what you're fighting for

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:22 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was more the general tone of the comments than the placement of the song

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

i still don't really get this song and suspect that if it wasn't one of only a couple Timbaland songs on the album it never would've been pegged as a standout. also no way better than "Raise Up."

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:40 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on a different subject, i think 'motorcycle' is much much better than 'raise up' but i always felt like 'raise up' was lazy timbo

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

i'll show you guys what it actually looks like when i call a song OOOOOVVVVVEEEEERRRRAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEDDD with our next entry

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0&ob=av2e

19. Nelly Furtado - "Say It Right" (546 points, 17 voters)
from Loose, 2006
#1 Hot 100

Olive Oyl as balladeer. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

haha. awesome song

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

that's a great song but holy hell is it high

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeesh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

tho I did vote for it

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

hmmmmm

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty happy with that placing

prego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

voted for 4 (hell yeah) songs off of Loose, but it ain't any of them. I don't like "Say It Right" very much

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

say it right is a bit high but considering how many ppl seem to hold onto some srs anti-furtado feelings i cant be mad at it

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw i like Furtado being Furtado on her first 2 album's singles just fine. i don't like "Jimmy Iovine put a gun to my head if i didn't 'go hip hop'" Furtado.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for it super high, but more as for the production than for its vocal performance, in line with (my understanding of) this poll's aim.

Euler, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

really? i thought that would be the ultimate song-over-production choice.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

mostly i just like needling anyone who thinks Loose is in any way better than, say, the Pussycat Dolls

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Furtado's useless but she and Timbo got a great vibe on this single.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

"Say It Right" placed correctly.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

The Pussycat Dolls also had some great, great songs and I've liked Nicole Scherzinger since Eden's Crush so that statement isn't as damning to some of us as you think it might be

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

I hate everything by Pussycat Dolls.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

I don't get this one at all--I'm a fan but this totally wastes her strong suit, her rhythmic sense (which was the upside of the gunpoint conversion--I don't know, I always liked that "Get Ur Freak On" remix!)

bentelec, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Aw hell, Say It Right is fantastic after all - never even considered voting for it, I now realise solely because of the funny faces Tim pulls when he's doing the 'hey's in the video

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

challop time, i think furtado is key to why i like the timbo songs on loose

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

ha i was thinking 'i know dan likes furtado and scherzinger but that's probably not the case w/ most say it right voters'

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh god Tim is insufferable in that video

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw i DO like "No Hay Igual" and "All Good Things" and there are things i enjoy about some of the deep cuts on that album, my weariness is almost purely with the big hits

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

when do we get to see the "Worst" results

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

ha I like "All Good Things" but could not in good conscience vote for it on this poll

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

worst tracks: TIMBALAND TRACKS POLL (voting deadline Saturday, September 10th at FIFTEEN AFTER THE HOUR midnight EST)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

just looked back, I voted for 5 songs off of Loose, this was the third-highest of them

my top choice has literally zero chance of making the countdown

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

haha waht dude you are high

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

actually I put "Say It Right" at #19 so I'm not high, I'm psychic

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

re: worst, good results.. that was my top 2

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

no i mean you're high for thinking your #1 won't place

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Gyrp19ovM

18. Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. - "My Love" (547 points, 16 voters, one #1 vote)
from FutureSex/LoveSounds, 2006
#1 Hot 100, #2 R&B/Hip-Hop

The material that Timbaland co-produced with Danja has gotten harder and harder to hear as primarily Tim's given how much it resembles Danja's later solo productions. But this is a song that feels like a great fusion of each producer's aesthetic, Danja's rave synths married to Tim's distinctive rhythms and penchant for mechanical-sounding loops whooping around tin the background. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

just going to announce that if "my love" finishes in the top 10 of this poll that i'm going to quit ilx

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, August 30, 2011 5:16 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

smh for all time if "my love" makes the top 10

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 12, 2011 12:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

hey look who can stop his own "overrated" bellyaching now

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

I can see some dude and sarge walking on the beach with their toes in the sand.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

no i mean you're high for thinking your #1 won't place

wait, do you mean my overall #1 or my top-ranked Nelly Furtado song, because I was talking about the latter

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

(my actual #4)

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh ok i thought you meant your overall #1

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

gonna step out for a bit, hopefully will be back soon enough to keep the results coming at pretty much the same pace it's been going today

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha omg yes, I would be totally high if I really thought my #1 wasn't going to place! I expect it to be top 3 (along with "Pony" smh and "Are You That Somebody? woot woot)

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

that's a good blurb about "my love", which is a song that i like a lot -- i also think it's way more minor compared to "cry me a river" and just in general is a good song in a vast sea of amazing songs

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

yay, my #1

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

dire post

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

"My Love" is another one that i've never seen the fuss about. I kinda hate Justin's vocals on it too

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

tip was an inspired choice for that tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

I love "Gossip Folks" for the same reason I do "Lick Shots."

missy's growling in "lick shots" vs that one moment in "gossip folks" where she sounds exactly like a car executing a screeching three-point turn at high speed on burning tarmac

"gossip folks" video, such good memories of always seeing that

"say it right" is amazing, even more amazing for transcending its stupid lyrics ("from my mouth i laid a brick" or something????) to actually sound really profound - actually i love that empty profundity about it, it's pure nonspecific feeling.

mostly i just like needling anyone who thinks Loose is in any way better than, say, the Pussycat Dolls

it's as good as the pussycat dolls!!! actually the PCDs' "halo" (2008) is the most recent timbaland song i'd have considered voting for

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

I LOVE how "My Love" segues from its interlude, I can't help it. such an elegant track.

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Regretting that I forgot to vote for "Hey Papi." Hope it shows up...

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

tip was an inspired choice for that tho

yahhhh pure sexiness, way more so than justin

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

I like my love quite a bit but agree it's minor as far as timbo lead singles go

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Er big singles... Obv sexy back was the lead single

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for "My Love," would've placed it a lot higher if someone cleverer had written the lyrics (the sung lyrics, I mean). It's just not quite as good as you want it to be.

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

"say it right" is amazing, even more amazing for transcending its stupid lyrics ("from my mouth i laid a brick" or something????) to actually sound really profound - actually i love that empty profundity about it, it's pure nonspecific feeling.

From my hands I could give you
Something that I made
From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid
From my body I could show you a place God knows
You should know the space is holy
Do you really want to go?

100% OTM, this really is 100% about the interplay of delivery and beat and not about what is being said, because what is being said is very, very Furtado-ish (I think the only lyrically coherent song she's ever done was "Powerless")

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid

seriously this line, anyone who can make a song featuring it not sound completely laughable is some kind of genius, so uh...all credit to mosley and furtado i guess?

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

man those are some spectacularly bad lyrics

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

I sort of feel like there's an implicit "Take that, Jewel!" at the end of every song

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

man I have managed to listen to that song 100 times without noticing that brick line

iatee, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

I think it might have ruined the song for me

iatee, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

lol yeah I didn't know that's what she was saying

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

this is a shining example of why I tend to not be a lyrics guy

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

All in all
It's just a
another brick in my mouth

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get a chance to listen to all the tracks on the "Timbaland" spotify playlist right now. That first Bubba Sparxxx album is actually pretty great, but I never knew even Timbaland had produced at least one blatant Neptunes rip-off until I heard "Get Right" just now.

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

Also all this listening just confirms that Tim was like the Beatles of producing in 97-03

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Is English Nelly's first language? Her lyrics seem like the kind of kookiness one might get from someone translating in their head (Shakira's try for that feel I think, but sounds horribly forced)

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

she was born in Victoria, so... yes?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

she's from Canadia.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

also that song was apparently written by Tim and Danja, so the more accurate question is whether English is THEIR first language

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I know xp - I was trying to be kind, like maybe 'laying a brick' is a nice image in Portuguese, whereas for a monolingual English speaker it would only ever connotate taking a shit.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

i still don't know what timba and furtado think the word "promiscuous" means

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Actually Nelly doesn't have a single writing credit on that album

Chris Martin of Coldplay OTOH does

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Martin of Coldplay OTOH does

and he gifted us with:

Well the dogs were barking at a new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon
And the sun was wondering if it should stay away for a day 'til the feeling went away
And the sky was falling on the clouds were dropping and
the rain forgot how to bring salvation
the dogs were barking at the new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon so that they could DIE

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

that last line i can't even

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

tbh that would fit right in on half the goth albums I own

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0&ob=av2e

17. Bubba Sparxxx - "Ugly" (550 points, 15 voters)
from Dark Days, Bright Nights, 2001
#15 Hot 100, #6 R&B/Hip-Hop

It says a lot about this track that it doesn't suffer by comparison when "Get Ur Freak On" creeps in at the end. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

TOO LOW

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/1i02uh.gif

etc, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

that whole bubba/nappy roots/field mob wave of southern rappers doing videos full of farm animals and bales of hay is kinda lol but mostly sad

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

the vid is all "lol hicks"

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

bubba even did o brother where art thou homages in TWO different videos!

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

it was a different time

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijD5WLTGnYY

16. Destiny's Child featuring Timbaland - "Get On The Bus" (555 points, 16 voters)
from Why Do Fools Fall In Love soundtrack, 2008
#63 R&B/Hip-Hop

i think this my be my favorite tim vocal performance. listening again i think its because stacked next to the empowered girl in charge vibe tim just sounds vague and bewildered the whole 'i pray to gaaawd' thing is just so helpless, its like when your dog knows hes in trouble but can't quite puzzle out why. (Lamp)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hell yeah

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha amazing & otm blurb

awesome song

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

really?

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

Another "I mean, it's good, but..." entry

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

total's "what about us" should be in this song's place imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2FbKnu2ec

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Get on the Bus is top five for me easy

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

"get on the bus" is great (though maybe not #16 great) but the incredible thing is how it's only like the fourth or fifth best single from the writing's on the wall. beyoncé still hasn't topped that album's run of singles - i'm not sure if anyone has actually.

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'm with bw and wufs "bus" isn't all that, suffers compared to other dc songs from then never mind timbo tracks

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

Bw otm that "what about us"is much better, I.was hoping that might still rank

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

not that it needs to be said yet again, but you and i have VERY different tastes

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

The bass licks are awesome on 'Bus' but overall the track doesn't move me.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

before this poll i'd never heard "Get On The Bus" on the radio and had seen the video on TV maybe once so i was a little mystified when it kept coming up on ballot after ballot (it was in the top 10 for a good long while, which i resented until i listened to it some more and was like ok this is pretty dope). then i saw on wikipedia that it'd actually been a pop hit in the UK and had been a bonus track on international editions of The Writing's On The Wall, which makes its popularity make a little more sense than when i just thought of it as a random soundtrack cut.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5yCSYufeg&ob=av2n

15. Memphis Bleek featuring Jay-Z, Missy Elliott and Twista - "Is That Yo Bitch?" (567 points, 18 voters)
from The Understanding, 2000 and international editions of Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999
#68 Hot 100, #18 R&B/Hip-Hop

What made Jay-Z - for a while at least - Timbaland's greatest rap foil was the way they each intuitively understood the other's craft and shaped theirs to match: the matching looseness of "It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)" and the corresponding tightness of "Is That Yo Bitch", Jay-Z's clipped double-time flow complementing the staccato punctuation of Timbaland's whispery kick flourishes at the end of each bar, the lyrics frequently funny but even more effective for how they mirror the super-compressed repetition of the groove, such that Jay-Z's warning to keep your girlfriend "from hanging with chicks who be swallowing dicks" feels like an extension of the beat. And what a beat: the stiff cello riffs, the ominous horn blares, the unexpected detour into what sounds like a drumkit made of small kettles. Archetypal Timbaland, in other words. (Tim F)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

is that yo bitch should be top 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

"is that yo bitch" = top 5 jay-z for me, easy, that fkn beat.

i only found out it wasn't originally a jay-z cut last year and still haven't got round to hearing the memphis bleek og.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol bleek and all but his verse fits the song pretty well

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Thinking about an early retirement from ILM for leaving this off my ballot. Pretty sure I meant to have this on there and not Shes A Bitch, whoops. smh

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

it was also quite recently that i found out that the "i luv u" beat was based on "is that yo bitch", which in a decade of adoring both songs i'd never clocked, but when you hear it it's like...OMG so it is!

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

"is that yo chick?" is prob Timbo's most ripped-off drum pattern:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejI7qujhe1U

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v03MPoIRzA

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

besides the "boom-boom-boom-KAK" obv

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

this list is weird.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

explain

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

lick shots - will always, unfortunately, associate this with the elastica mashup from 2MDJs http://i.imgur.com/V5CdQ.gif its good though, considered throwing it a vote

the jump off - my #13. had no idea people hated this! will always remember how jess described the drums as sounding like 'a million disney clamshells opening and closing' or something like that

the rain (supa dupa fly) - my #29, but in terms of personal influence it's at the top. lamp otm, this was so thrilling and weird to me seeing the video premier when i was 12

hola hovito - i should've ranked this higher

get on dis motorcycle - top 10 for me. way better than raise up! it's massive. get real al.

its hot - my 19. owns. jay-z used to own, yall!!!!

gossip folks - my favorite missy video, favorite missy single, maybe my fav luda guest appearance. video can p much make you feel good anywhere anytime

my love - cool song, havent thought about it since it came out. its on my list though

ugly - mad memories of listening to this on repeat while playing counter-strike in HS. i like it more than GYFO :folds arms:

get on the bus - i might have ranked this too high, but its p good

is that yo bitch - my #2, but i voted for the bleekless version, which is literally perfect from beginning to end and impossible to get tired of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQC-Z3S8NbY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

only 8 of the 18 voters for "Is That Yo Bitch?" mentioned Bleek at all (TamTam is one of them)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i was just c/ping from wikipedia. then i listened to it and was like 'wait a second'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha just the usual "stuff i expected to place high placing low or stuff i didnt expect to see at all showing up" thing. not really a judgment.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

Twista > Bleek but Jay's verses are WAY tighter/more complete on the Bleek version, i can see why it didn't make the cut for the proper version of the first album it was recorded for

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

lick shots - will always, unfortunately, associate this with the elastica mashup from 2MDJs

lkdbkldblDLBHLBA please tell me this doesn't actually exist ;_;

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

she keep beggin' me to hit it raw
so she can have my kids and say it was yours
how foul is she? and you wifed her
shit...i put the rubber on tighter

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

up next is our first entry with multiple #1 votes

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8&ob=av2n

14. Missy Elliott - "Work It" (607 points, 19 voters, two #1 votes)
from Under Construction, 2002
#2 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop

fremme neppa venette (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Dang.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

re "Is That Yo Bitch": goddamit, this track. I'm stunned. what drum machine does Timba use here? he seems to use it in few more cuts from this period (like "Hot Boyz") and I absolutely adore it!

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

that brittle little pshhh snare drum is on like half his tracks from 1999/2000

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

lex otm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

Is there such a thing as a Winter Anthem? We don't celebrate them like we do summer ones. Cuz that's what "Work It" was in Nov and December 2002.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

i never exactly adored work it but i gave it a relisten for the poll and i was like, dang, this IS a really good song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

"the uploader has not made the video available in your country" oh screw you

xxxp yeah I noticed, wonder what it is

V79, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

still got "work it" off by heart

take my thong off and my ass go BOOOOOM

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i don't have any particular critique of it other than that i have never felt much desire to listen to or think about it

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

although the saluting soldier mouthing the words "give you some-some-some of this cinnabun" is probably my single favorite surreal missy video moment of all time

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Missy Elliot: "Work It"

so yeah I thought this was going to be much, much higher

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah it's a shame Tim doesn't come up with a line as arresting as "up in the cut like gay n****s in butt."

― Tim F, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:30 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

lmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

missy is no joke one of my all time favorite musical artists period

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

i would have, too, but i understand the impulse to vote for non-work it/get ur freak on missy cuts, i mean even if those two didn't place everyone would still KNOW they were two of the pinnacles of the 00s/all recorded music ever

xps

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

is that yo bitch was my #3. i thought it might place top ten here just because the hook is such a tour de force but im glad tim pointed out what a great job it does working with jay's strengths. imo thats kinda a hallmark of all the high ranking songs on my ballot, where the beat ends up sounding like an extension of the performer, perfectly in sync

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

work it is classic obv but im glad it missed the top ten

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna cop to having forgotten is that yo bitch, it woulda likely made the cut otherwise

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

rlly disappointed that 'what about us' didnt make it

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

you know, the jump-off beat is not all that far off from the 'work it' beat. obv 'work it' is 100000x better as a song, but if jump-off had gone to missy, i bet people would have a totally different view on it (and of course everyone is free to vote on the basis of the song rather than the beat).

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

"work it" beat was never very interesting to me, any artist but missy probably wouldn't have made much of it

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

"It's Hot" was actually my number 1, pleased it got here.

I love "Work It" but it didn't seem like a tune I particularly wanted to praise as a "Timbaland track".

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

haha xpost.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

i like jump off though i didn't put it in the top 40

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

'jump off' 'dirt off your shoulder' 'get on the bus' are probably the only ones that rlly strike me as partic overrated at the moment. i would complain about the order otherwise but nothing major

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

On evidence I can't find support for except my memory of their respective discographies, I tend to give Justin and Missy more credit for "My Love" and "Work It" insofar as they sound actively involved in shaping the Timbo elements to their own idiosyncrasies (in other words I believe the cowriting and coproducing credits). I know all singers do this but with an auteur like Timbo it's worth pointing out.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

i basically don't mind when there's some synergy even if it's downplaying the partic timbo part of the song ... its why I don't have much solo Tim/ Tim & magoo shit on here ... to me, sometimes he was best at working in a less obviously auteur-ish setting & i think he should get credit for those

sad to hear he may not have been responsible for 'ryde or die bitch' tho

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

next track is near and dear to my heart and i was pleased at how high it got on the list

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NLUthL6-BU

13. Aaliyah - "More Than A Woman" (611 points, 17 voters, one #1 vote)
from Aaliyah, 2001
#25 Hot 100, #7 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2002)

That flurry of hi-hats is such a great touch: slithery and rattlesnake-like as they are, you'd think they would first and foremost complement the big arabic sample in a cobra-from-a-wicker-hamper kinda way – but they're so sharp and steely that they deny you the cheap middle-eastern mind-holiday option, forcing you to imagine a faraway city of wonders from scratch. (Mind Taker)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Someone (Tim?) brought up the synergy point way, way upthread and I think it's really being overlooked here, possibly because of the sparseness of the "Work It" beat; that very same sparseness gave Missy space to really BREATHE on the song, turning in to my ears one of the best performances of her career. There are a ton of details all over the track that also make it amazing; the elephant bleep, the interjections on the last eighth note of each measure of the first two verses, the burbling clavicles in the main beat highlighted by the muted snare on 2, the syncopated kick and the lone bass note that drops in on 4, plus the subtle fills that drop in at the end of each section and accompanying rests that follow them... it's all so simple but so HOT.

Obviously I was one of the #1 voters.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

that is a great, great song.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

more than a woman is fucking uplifting

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

xp obviously

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ burbling clavicles

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

anyways nigga what nigga who HAS to be in this top ten, cmon

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

"More Than A Woman" is great, yeah. Aaliyah may have done a disservice to many of those who followed her with her ability to be icily pretty on a track, though; I feel like a lot of singers who came onto the scene after her tried to ape her and very few have the vocal quality to actually pull it off.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

agreed; baby girl had something pretty special and subtle going on

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

cassie fan club to thread

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

anyways nigga what nigga who HAS to be in this top ten, cmon

― you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 4:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im pretty sure it will be since it hasnt made it already, esp if even we are agreeing on it

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol i am beginning to worry there are gonna be some alex in nyc spittin beer at the screen style omissions from the top ten at this point

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

cassie fan club to thread

lol I wasn't gonna name names but... yeah

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

cassie fan club to thread

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 4:35 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was never in this club but i heard some song (bw said it was a year old or so) w/ her & jadakiss the other night and it was surprisingly great

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

never figured More Than A Woman was so popular. love that song to tiny bits

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

here's where I challop and think "More Than a Woman" is my least favorite of the Aaliyah singles, by which I mean it gets a B.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

much better 'more than a woman' show up high than 'try again'.

even though that will probably end up top 10

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

'more than a woman' is great but for w/e reason it somehow reminds me of the music from zelda

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's very zelda yes

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

I first realized exactly what Aaliyah was doing when I saw old Star Search footage of her as a nine-year-old belting her face off; the power was in there but at some point she and R. Kelly figured out that she could differentiate herself by holding back and being controlled and precise rather than yet-another-hollering-soul-singer.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

"try again" was my #1

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

and deserves to win this obv

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

my top Aaliyah song is so not making this, lol

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

you disappoint me brainwash

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

ok djp NOW you're high

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

my top aaliyah song happened way down the list ;_;

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

we can go to foreign lands
your hand in my hand

uberweiss, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

oh that makes me happy

then again given that it seems ppl were voting beats as opposed to entire songs, I should have known

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

(lol that was obv to some dude, I am not happy that lex's top Aaliyah song was at the bottom of the poll)

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

there is at least one track some dude had me blurb that i am both surprised and delighted might make the top ten

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I really thought I would be the only person to vote for "Earth Intruders", congrats everyone!

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

fucking hell i never realised the dj in the 'more than a woman' vid was MARK FUCKING RONSON

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

'one in a million' should seriously win though

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

(lol that was obv to some dude, I am not happy that lex's top Aaliyah song was at the bottom of the poll)

#34 isn't that bad but it's greater than pretty much everything ahead of it

xp whaaaaa

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

you disappoint me brainwash

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:43 PM (3 minutes ago)

ur hating on "try again" now?

some dude more like smh dude

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

okay, let's start top 10 speculating
Pony
Are You That Somebody
Nigga What Nigga Who
try again
a missy song that i blurbed that i know that's on there
what else

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

is that missy song "all n my grill"? cuz that was my #2

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

kind of doubting that it made the list tho

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

i'd love it to be "all n my grill" but we haven't had "get ur freak on" yet so...

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

beep me 911 (has this not come up yet?), get ur freak on (obv)

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Snoopy Track for sure

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

that's not my blurb
beep me 911 seems like a definite
ooh, does beat biters make it! That would be cool!

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

what about Sock It 2 Me?

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

forks i don't think it's SPOILER ALERT to note that "Get Ur Freak On" is in the top 10

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

i was trying to be cautious to your roll out!
i'm deeply pleased to discover that beep me 911 has such utter hive mind appreciation; i'm pretty sure i've NEVER discussed my love for that song with anyone but it's total pantheon

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I am going to be irrationally angry if "Oops (Oh My)" doesn't make it

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

and now, from the "thank god this isn't in the top 10" files...

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0&ob=av2n

12. Justin Timberlake - "Cry Me A River" (748 points, 21 voters)
from Justified, 2002
#3 Hot 100, #11 R&B/Hip-Hop

I have a tendency to think of this as a stronger song than production and/or a highlight reel of familiar Timbo tricks, but when I'm actually listening to it, I am impressed by how many unique elements it puts together that weren't in any of his other hits and work in perfect conert here. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

agreed on most suggestions here
so:
Sock it 2 Me
Beep me 911
get ur freak on
pony
are u that somebody
nigga what nigga who
Try again
oops
snoopy track

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh and big pimpin

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

i dare you to justify removing one of those from a top ten

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Same Ol G or Tell Me Do You Wanna?

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i like that thing at the end when he's like "g'i g'i g'i guh guh guh guh guh g'i g'i g'i guh guh guh guh"

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

and now, from the "thank god this isn't in the top 10" files...

yeah i basically dont like this song but still voted for it because i admire what he accomplishes, how well the track works w/justin's voice, how 'important' it feels in the timbo disco blah blah blah

Lamp, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

is there anything left to say about "Cry Me A River" at this point?

maybe I should just link the Lostprophets cover of it, lol

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

see, "Cry Me a River" sounds more like a Timbaland song to which Justin added lyrics and vocals. I prefer "What Goes Around..." on most days but I heard it a couple weeks before the poll and couldn't resist.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

love cmar

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

everything about that song is awesome imo

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

hey are we gonna do a ratatat top ten or should i go home and read it there
hanging out in my office to read a timbaland poll in 2011 is nagl

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not glad Cry Me A River missed the top 10

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

I still kind of hate Justin on it, even after making tentative peace with how he sings

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/Tbt_m6oX2n4?t=1m21s

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol i totally forgot about this song. like, completely. its not bad and had i remembered it i would banked on it placing high but i kinda agree with al's thank god etc.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

is it too late for "final warning"?

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

i was going to do 11 now and then either do the top 10 on Friday, or ratatat it out quickly Thurs morning or hand it off to someone else to post throughout the day.

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

cool i have permission to leave then

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

i will say that 11 is the LAST album track to appear on the list, top 10 is all hits

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

I still kind of hate Justin on it, even after making tentative peace with how he sings

the "cry me cry me" part before the outro is still limp as hell.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

idg whats forgettable about 'cry me a river' its pretty singular! i wonder if this means 'nowhere' isn't making it

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

Guess "Pony"'s going to be the only other Ginuwine cut that makes it - I gave up on "550 What?" & "Ginuwine 4 Ur Mind" making it a while back, and I can't see "Final Warning" making the top 10 at this stage.

etc, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

is it too late for "final warning"?

;_____;

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

it really bummed me out that "550 What" and "Final Warning" didn't make the cut yeah

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

ima try my absolute best to ignore the inevitable "predictions" for the top 10 because i prefer surprises

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

Kind of surprised More Than A Woman isn't top ten 'cos it's so obviously great, even though I've no real idea what's going where. I'd expect two of hers to still place higher though. And at least one JT, Lovestoned or What Goes Around most likely.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

cmar felt and was big at the time but has faded to relative inconsequence over the years imo

agree with alfred that 'what goes around' seems preferable now

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

oops

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

"what goes around" is the REAL 'sounded aight at the time and hit fucking number one but who gives a shit now' song for me

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

man every time I start building up my Ginuwine rage, I remember that we now have Chris Brown

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah agreed with sd

only songs I considered voting for from FS/LS were the title track and "end of time"

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

it's kind of freaky how when Ginuwine talks on album interludes he has almost the same speaking voice as Chris Brown

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pd-64fHTXM

11. Jay-Z featuring Juvenile - "Snoopy Track" (752 points, 22 voters)
from Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999

I wouldn't have expected or rooted for this to be the most triumphant of Vol. 3's uniformly excellent deep cuts, but listening to that big woozy synth and that monster groove it's hard to disagree with it. The second verse is possibly the height of Jay being a totally disgusting womanizer but rapping about it entertaingly. It's almost hard to believe this is the same guy that three years later was watching "Sex And The City" with his future wife. (some dude)

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

that synth/bass/whatever is fucking massive and horrifying

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Nah xp, when I stuck What Goes Around on for this the whole coda gave me big shivers.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

best fs/ls deep cuts are "summer love" and "chop me up"

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

in the good way

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Wow wow at If Your Girl Only Knew - if I'd heard it before like I heard it there, it'd've'd a good shot at my #1. What a track.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:18 PM (8 hours ago)

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

best fs/ls deep cuts are "summer love" and "chop me up"

b-b-but "Summer Love" was a top ten!

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

if i'd bothered to get round to vote "if your girl only knew" would've been my #1

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

One In A Million" will be top ten. Also, yay Snoopy Track

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

cant believe 'nowhere' was beaten by quaint country ish like 'jimmy mathis' & 'coming round' smh

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

xxps yeah but thing is about 'what goes around' is it's a no pressure who gives a shit song now unlike the time-laden cmar. obv not 'better' than cmar or even deserving of a poll place, but pleasing to listen to all the same

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

like... how have you NOT heard "if your girl only knew" until now o_O

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

it really bummed me out that "550 What" and "Final Warning" didn't make the cut yeah

"number one fan" is another amazing but overlooked ginuwine deep cut ;_;

"snoopy track" is immense though

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

the If Your Girl Only Knew low placement is crazy

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

Ha xp, I've just spent fifteen minutes playing the bassline over & over on my old acoustic. It needs to be in my muscle memory, I feel.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

b-b-but "Summer Love" was a top ten!

yeah but it never felt like a single to me - there was no video or promotion, it just kind of went #1 on pop radio because the djs wanted some more jt to play.

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

for a while i was where some dude is at re: "what goes around" but like rtc i've made my peace with it now, it's aight. helps that no one really goes out of their way to rep it. see also rihanna's "rehab"

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

For me airplay had the opposite effect on "Summer Love": an okay at best album track sounded massive on the radio.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol, I couldn't justify putting "What Comes Around" on my ballot when it was really "Cry Me A River" with all of the weirdness excised

it's a beautiful song tho

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

"summer love" did sound really good on the radio for that one summer... although when it was brought back for subsequent summers i was usually like "this is old"

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

It is, and it showed how well JT had learned to sing within his range.

xpost

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

Snoopy was my 1.

It infuses me with insane amounts of energy. When it swoops into that vocoder-g-funk-esque coda I generally just slink way down into my seat and bob uncontrollably.

"FORGETIT I'M THA DON"

I named my kid Donovan so that I could say that to him just like Jay says it. Gonna teach him how to say it tonight.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Bummed about no placement for "Until The end of Time" or "Right For Me"

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like there are surprises/songs ppl are forgetting

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Sure. "Release" is coming up soo.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

cannot believe sd just posted one of dude's most massive beats and yr all babbling about justin timberlake album tracks.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

could "the way i are" still place?!

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

no

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Just rinsed SD 5 times in a row, probably about 5 more to come.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

cannot believe sd just posted one of dude's most massive beats and yr all babbling about justin timberlake album tracks.

Believe it.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

cry me a river - seemed like ilx was always middling on this, but man do i fuckin love this song. it just owns bones. bsj otm about the end. my #10

snoopy track - i had this way too low (23). killer hook

ima try my absolute best to ignore the inevitable "predictions" for the top 10 because i prefer surprises

― billstevejim, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya i hate the prediction game, wheres the fun in that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

"Snoopy Track"... this is the first time I've heard it, and I'm listening to it on shitty headphones, so my overall impression is "I bet I will like this a lot more when I'm not listening to it on shitty headphones"

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Snoopy track arriving just after it's hot on that album is such a BAM moment.

Tim F, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Really the middle stretch of that record is the best post=Reasonable Doubt stretch of Jay's career

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Repeated "stretch" cuz I'm high on Timbo.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Happy for CMAR to place where it did, but was hoping the improved/non-tired version, "Nowhere", wld make it. Zero Kiley Dean in the top 50 at a quick glance, then.

"Snoopy Track"'s massive queasy lurching brutality stands up to "Doom's Night" & "Anasthasia" &c&c&c, was hoping it'd sneak into the top 10 but can't complain.

etc, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ya, you need sufficient cans for Snoopy Track.

THEY NEVER TELL ME "NO"
JUST "NOT HERE"

*BING*

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

Cry Me River is brilliant. It's just so overblown and epic. And it's got rain sound effects, which instantly makes any song 10x better

Number None, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i just listened to it again and it still rules as hard as it did on day one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

how have you NOT heard "if your girl only knew" until now o_O

just realised you came back five hours later to post that again, nice work not being *that* guy

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

shame it was trashing britney

her dignified response w/ everytime >>>>>

prolego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

decided that being that guy is pretty cool

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

Just rinsed SD 5 times in a row, probably about 5 more to come.

― Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is really weird to read after several posts referring to me as "sd"

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I will rinse datass.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

And it's got rain sound effects, which instantly makes any song 10x better

And the rain starts and stops abruptly instead of a dramatic Cypress Hill/Riders on the Storm fade-in.. way more effective IMO

billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

i hope 'n*gga what, n*gga who' is in the top 10, should have placed it way higher in my ballot

prego, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

It'll place for sure.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

"what goes around" is the REAL 'sounded aight at the time and hit fucking number one but who gives a shit now' song for me

― some dude, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this is otm

"cry me a river" haters get lost

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

i should've had "is that yo bitch?" higher

"snoopy track" is cool but i think it's a bit high here, but then again i almost unanimously prefer tim doing r&b over tim doing rap

also the other day i started thinking that "work it" is better than "get ur freak on" but that's prob challops -- the verses are so distinct tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

nah -- they both explore minimalism from different points of attack.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for "Get Ur Freak On" and not "Work It" but might like "Work It" more, if that makes sense.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

it doesn't, no, on any level

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

With "Work It" I get Missy, not Timbaland's beat, stuck in my head. The beat is great but I didn't feel it deserved particular attention in a ballot of the 40 best Timbaland beats.

I get what dan is saying upthread about the simpatico between Missy and Tim but I feel that the fact of that simpatico seems less remarkable given the beat is relatively straightforward - as compared to, say, what I identified re Jay-Z and Tim feeding off one another on their best tracks.

With some exceptions I tend to think that Missy/Tim simpatico was always best exemplified in the R&B tracks (esp. circa Da Real World), where you have Missy's leads, the additional vocals from Nicole or whoever, and the beat all interlocking beautifully.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol i'm still reading the comments before i chime in (bookmarks dun exploded) but this is a truthbomb:

here's where I challop and think "More Than a Woman" is my least favorite of the Aaliyah singles, by which I mean it gets a B.

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

A good way of putting it, Tim. Quite a few SDF productions fit the bill too, including my favorite Missy ballad "Best Friend."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

Best friend is SO GOOD

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah totally.

On a huge nostalgia rush after going back to Supa Dupa Fly in prep for the poll I made "I'm Talking" my number 3 pick, which is maybe a bit high but it totally deserves that spot for how happy it used to make me back when I first discovered Missy/Timbaland. In that case it's more about the vocals interlocking with the gorgeous guitar sample than the beat, but the same principle.

I also ranked "Gettaway" really high as well I think.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

11. Jay-Z featuring Juvenile - "Snoopy Track" (752 points, 22 voters)
from Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999

YO AL SHIPZ DID YOU NOT COUNT MY #1?????????????

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure i did and just forgot to note it in the #1s there -- i'll doublecheck though

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

cool.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

basically i can't complain about this list. lol at someone predicting Sock it to Me as a top ten tho when there is still like 15 huge singles in the running (Try Again, Are You That Somebody, Resolution, Beep, GYFO, Grill, Pony, BIG PIMPIN (has a sneaking suspicion this may win it?), NWNW, Ooops etc.)

otoh i hope i didn't just name the top ten and surprises are still to come.

Yes! Best Friends getting some love. I had it p high up my list but I never expected it to place anywhere.

Snoopy Track destroys all other recorded sound, p much.

Get On The Bus was big over here as part of that run of singles, pushed maybe more than the second tier of Jumpin, Jumpin and Bug a Boo. I was young enough to be flirting with r&b as a passion when it hit and it totally confirmed that I'd love B + Timb + late 90s/early 00s r&b enough to stay up every Sunday night post-midnight to listen to Trevor Nelson even though I should have been sleeping because i'd have school in the morning.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Also don't think i'd heard One In A Million yet, so the whole integrated sampled bird noise blew my fucking mind.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

ok yeah Snoopy Track had two #1s, a hoy hoy and spottie

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

"Best Friend" is quite high in my poll.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

omg if we end up getting best friend into the top #10 i will walk around all week being all :DDDDDDDDDDD

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

I just randomly heard Nas "You Owe Me" and totally forgot it was Tim.. Prolly would've thrown it a few points.

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

that song kinda sucks. i voted for 'you wont see me tonight' which is >>>> imo

D-40, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

I said "A few points"

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

"you owe me" is the classic example that timbaland with a great rapper is not as simple as 2 + 2

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

I just heard it 10 mins ago and it made me nostalgic

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

both kinda suck but timb has always sold cheap beats to those who are willing to throw money at him and nas was at his worst at the time.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

nas was at his most popular at the time, too, i don't think tim was consciously giving him subpar beats for a lower rate or anything like that, they just lacked musical chemistry

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

i think since people are generally narrowing down what will be on the top 10 and there isn't much suspense about that, i'll just put the whole top 10 in relatively quick succession tomorrow morning.

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

is there a list of 50-11 floating about?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

50. Bubba Sparxxx - "Jimmy Mathis" (240 points, 7 voters)
49. Aaliyah - "4 Page Letter" (245 points, 8 voters)
48. Total featuring MIssy Elliott - "Trippin'" (247 points, 6 voters)
47. Nicole featuring Missy Elliott and Mocha - "Make It Hot" (258 points, 9 voters)
46. Tweet - "Call Me" (264 points, 9 voters, one #1 vote)
45. Missy Elliott - "She's A Bitch" (266 points, 9 voters)
44. Jay-Z - "Come And Get Me" (283 points, 11 voters)
43. Aaliyah featuring Missy Elliott and Timbaland - "Hot Like Fire (Timbaland's Groove Remix)" (284 points, 10 voters)
42. Jay-Z - "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (312 points, 9 voters)
41. Timbaland & Magoo f/ Shaunta Montgomery and Playa - "Luv 2 Luv U (Remix)" (313 points, 8 voters, one #1 vote)
40. The LOX featuring Eve and Timbaland - "Ryde Or Die, Bitch" (328 points, 10 voters)
39. Cee-Lo featuring Timbaland - "I'll Be Around" (330 points, 11 voters)
38. Missy Elliott featuring Nas, Eve and Q-Tip - "Hot Boyz (Remix)" (336 points, 11 voters)
37. Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris - "One Minute Man" (343 points, 12 voters)
36. Petey Pablo - "Raise Up" (347 points, 11 voters)
35. Ms. Jade featuring Nelly Furtado and Timbaland - "Ching Ching" (368 points, 12 voters)
34. Aaliyah - "I Care 4 U" (370 points, 10 voters, one #1 vote)
33. Missy Elliott featuring Mocha, Nicole Wray and Timbaland - "Hit Em Wit Da Hee (Remix)" (371 points, 1 voters)
32. Missy Elliott featuring B.G. and Juvenile - "U Can't Resist" (373 points, 10 voters)
31. Bubba Sparxxx - "Comin' Round" (388 points, 11 voters)
30. Missy Elliott - "Lick Shots" (390 points, 11 voters, one #1 vote)
29. Timbaland & Magoo featuring Aaliyah and Missy Elliott - "Up Jumps Da Boogie" (393 points, 13 voters, one #1 vote)
28. Aaliyah - "If Your Girl Only Knew" (425 points, 13 voters)
27. Lil Kim featuring Mr. Cheeks - "The Jump Off" (442 points, 13 voters, one #1 vote)
26. Missy Elliott - "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" (452 points, 12 voters, one #1 vote)
25. Jay-Z - "Hola Hovito" (453 points, 15 voters)
24. Petey Pablo featuring Bubba Sparxxx - "Get On Dis Motorcycle" (452 points, 12 voters)
23. Jay-Z - "It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)" (455 points, 13 voters)
22. SWV - "Can We" (457 points, 12 voters)
21. Ginuwine - "What's So Different?" (458 points, 13 voters)
20. Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris - "Gossip Folks" (501 points, 15 voters)
19. Nelly Furtado - "Say It Right" (546 points, 17 voters)
18. Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. - "My Love" (547 points, 16 voters, one #1 vote)
17. Bubba Sparxxx - "Ugly" (550 points, 15 voters)
16. Destiny's Child featuring Timbaland - "Get On The Bus" (555 points, 16 voters)
15. Memphis Bleek featuring Jay-Z, Missy Elliott and Twista - "Is That Yo Bitch?" (567 points, 18 voters)
14. Missy Elliott - "Work It" (607 points, 19 voters, two #1 votes)
13. Aaliyah - "More Than A Woman" (611 points, 17 voters, one #1 vote)
12. Justin Timberlake - "Cry Me A River" (748 points, 21 voters)
11. Jay-Z featuring Juvenile - "Snoopy Track" (752 points, 22 voters, two #1 votes)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

ty

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

so stuff from my ballot thats placed so far:

01 missy elliot - the rain (supa dupa fly) - 26
03 jay-z - is that yo bitch - 15
06 missy elliot - hot boyz - 38
08 aaliyah - i care 4 u - 34
11 destiny's child ft. timbaland - get on the bus - 16
13 timbaland and magoo - love to luv ya - 41
19 justin timberlake - cry me a river - 12
22 timbaland and magoo - up jumps da boogie - 29
24 missy elliot ft. ludacris - one minute man - 37
25 ms. jade ft. nelly furtado and timbaland - ching ching - 35

so 10/40, which is probably the most ive ever been in consensus w/ an ilm poll esp considering that i think ill have voted for a good portion of the top 10. i guess thats part of why this poll, while a lot of fun, isnt as lulz as usually

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

21 out of 40! i'm surprised.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for 'you wont see me tonight' which is >>>> imo

― D-40, Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:29 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"you won't see me tonight" is so great, and its icy drama seems like a bit of a one-off for timba...

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

14 so far but i'd be shocked if about nine of the final ten aren't on my list.

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

sad that icebox got closed out...

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

13 so far but yeah i'd be shocked if about nine of the final ten aren't on my list.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)

I know I'm totally alone on this, but I've never been able to stand the beats of those Timbo Vol. 3 album tracks, esp. "Snoopy Track". :/

The Reverend, Thursday, 15 September 2011 08:10 (fourteen years ago)

shameful

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

why rev? and that surely can't include big pimpin? surely even geir hongro enjoys big pimpin?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 08:31 (fourteen years ago)

I know I'm totally alone on this, but I've never been able to stand the beats of those Timbo Vol. 3 album tracks, esp. "Snoopy Track". :/

― The Reverend, Thursday, September 15, 2011 3:10 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

smh

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 08:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'm actually curious as to rev's reasons, this seems so bizarre to me.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

aight, here we go

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frIA7tuBqqY

10. Jay-Z featuring Jaz-O and Amil - "Nigga What, Nigga Who (Originator '99)" (785 points, 23 voters)
from Vol. 2... Hard Knock Life, 1998
#84 Hot 100, #23 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 1999)

Even though by that point I'd liked "One In A Million" and "Pony" and Supa Dupa Fly and Welcome To Our World, "Nigga What, Nigga Who" really marked the point where I think I really believed Timbaland was a genius and was just in total awe of his drum programming and sense of texture, and to me it still remains perhaps his high water mark. (some dude)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Probably the best synthesis of production and rapping ever

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^^^

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQPvgHEMCFs

9. Aaliyah featuring Timbaland - "We Need A Resolution" (855 points, 25 voters)
from Aaliyah, 2001
#59 Hot 100, #15 R&B/Hip-Hop

This has always been one of the quintessential "OK song anointed a classic by ILM" songs to me. That it was the lead single of a highly anticipated album and missed the R&B top 10, after having seven top 10 singles already in her too brief career, even kind of marks it as commercially underwhelming, and perhaps the one moment when Timbaland's burgeoning name recognition led a label to release the song that featured him most prominently instead of the best song. And structurally, it always felt misshapen to me, especially when it ends with Tim's meandering rap and an instrumental section. Cool synths at the end, though, and she never looked more gorgeous than in that video. (some dude)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

Poll got it right.

"resolution" > "woman"

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

if "nigga what..." is the best synthesis of production and rapping then "we need a resolution" is certainly a contender for best synthesis of songcraft and narrative with production - there's so mcuh conflict in it and the vocal distortions and weird synth oscillations really magnify them

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

it just doesn't feel very songful to me, more a rambling collections of riffs and tics than a real melodic narrative construction

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

I kind of agree but i still love it. It's just so weird and ominous. "Were your fingers brooooke"

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah it's not songful but that feels entirely deliberate, both Timbaland and Aaliyah tunneling down to the core of their twin, covalent articulations of seduction and dis-ease.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

i think the stop-start nature of the lyrics are key to the situation they're describing - you get the sense of all these thoughts bubbling up, the narrator repeatedly biting her tongue in frustration, nothing developing or...being resolved

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

Snoopy Track is my outside bet to place high

― Number None, Monday, September 12, 2011 12:13 PM

btw NN congrats on your prescience!

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, thanks. I just figured it was a canonical deep cut for a lot of people

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

the next track was the unlikely frontrunner i'd referred to as leading the poll early on. its drop down to #8 was inevitable but i'm still thrilled about it being in the top 10.

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

(I always had "It's Hot" pegged as the favorite, personally)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHicFCKxVE&ob=av3e

8. Missy Elliott featuring 702 and Magoo - "Beep Me 911" (856 points, 22 voters)
from Supa Dupa Fly, 1997
#13 R&B/Hip-Hop

Aaliyah's 2nd album was what got me into Timbaland, but back then I just thought of him as someone who makes gorgeously lush R&B - i had grown to love R&B few years before that, loved it for the melodies and the voices, and all the beat-trickery mostly went over my head: i mean, it took Missy in the «Beep Me 911» video doing jerky robot moves to make me finally take notice of this other crucial thing Timbaland was bringing to the table! Soon I became one of those dorks who only loved R&B when it got all «futuristic», and even though later I would rail against that mindset... I'm still pretty much in that boat, to be honest, because I still don't have that much time for R&B without weirdo production, no matter how strong the songcraft or the vocal performances are. «Beep Me 911» - with its air of mystery, with those insane drums - was one of the tunes that put me on that path, and the journey that followed was such a blast that it was a small price to pay for not being able to consider myself a trv rnb head nowadays. (Mind Taker)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

also the highest song in the poll w/o any #1 votes

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

xxpost the thing about those Jay-Z Vol 3 tracks is that I think you could easily make a case for any of them being the best, each of them is the absolute best at what it does.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

"Beep Me 911" was the first Tim track I heard to really blow me away also.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

the next song is the one i referred to a few times as being the only song on every voter's ballot for the first few days of the poll -- even now it only has one fewer votes than the #1, which shows you how close the upper reaches of the poll were even til the very end

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

I can't wrap my head around those icy synths in the background. why do they sound so alien? maybe they're a bit off key? I feel there's something on the harmonical level here I don't understand

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g

7. Tweet featuring Missy Elliott - "Oops (Oh My)" (883 points, 26 voters, one #1 vote)
from Southern Hummingbird, 2002
#7 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop

there are so many rad things about this song: the ridiculously coquettish 'oh my' the snakecharmer chorus the way the video looks like a high end vodka ad set in cobra commander's modernist HQ 'i looked over to left' the fact thats it about a minute longer than you expect it to be. (Lamp)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

What I most love about "We Need a Resolution" is that the aqueous, unguent arrangement -- like water trying to fill a curved test tube -- abjures resolution.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

lol at high end vodka ad bit

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

the next song concludes my cranky "this shouldn't even BE in the top 10" portion of the list

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEF_-IcnQC4

6. Aaliyah featuring Timbaland - "Try Again" (913 points, 23 voters, two #1 votes)
from theRomeo Must Die soundtrack, 2000
#1 Hot 100, #4 R&B/Hip-Hop

Another track where the instrumental coda provides more enjoyment to me than the song itself ever did. "Dust yourself off and try again, you can dust it off and try again" always bothered me -- the self is not an it! (some dude)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

it broke my heart when the next song lost its lead in the polls and sank down to #5, after which point i kind of didn't care what won anymore

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

also the highest number of #1 votes in the poll

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0_RW5oSI4

5. Aaliyah - "One In A Million" (957 points, 25 voters, four #1 votes)
from One In A Million, 1996
#25 Hot 100 Airplay, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop Airplay (charted 1997)

It seems a bit naff to praise "One In A Million" for being all spaced out, but, well, it is - any cliche you can concoct about the stuttery beats resembling a fluttering, lovestruck (luststruck?) heartbeat is basically spot on. But beyond that, it's possible that no other Timbaland production ever sounded quite so over-awed, the shimmering synth chords and the wistful, echoing guitar loop imagining the creep of dawn unfurling over unending new vistas. The song's pinnacle, Aaliyah stretching upwards and floating back down again as she promises "I'll give you anything you want me from me / anything you want, anything you need, anything you so desire" over expanding keyboards astonished by what they're supporting. (Tim F}

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

My #1. Just a perfect song in every respect.

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

also the highest song in the poll w/o any #1 votes

Would've had one had I voted. :(

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

whenever i wind up talking to artists with mainstream aspirations or people in The Industry and they default to talking about making a sound more commercial because that's what the people want, i just always end up shouting about "one in a million" at them as the no 1 example of how pop music can be fucking weird and inventive and unlike anything else around but also great commercial pop at the same time and mainstream listeners are TOTALLY OPEN TO THIS

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's not even anywhere near my favourite aaliyah track and i doubt i'd have put it on my ballot though (ditto "try again") (obv i'd give both 10/10 if i was reviewing them, these are varying degrees of adoration rather than like/dislike)

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's not even anywhere near my favourite aaliyah track and i doubt i'd have put it on my ballot though

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

One in a million always struck me as a lesser version of beep me 911, but i get how ymmv

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

"Your smile, your style, is so fly, I can't deny" is my favourite moment in Aaliyah's discography. Just so cool.

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

that's a really weird apples and oranges comparison, forks

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

yeah what

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

especially since "One" came first

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM&ob=av2n

4. Jay-Z featuring UGK - "Big Pimpin'" (982 points, 26 voters, one #1 vote)
from Vol. 3... Life And Times Of S. Carter, 1999
#18 Hot 100, #6 R&B/Hip-Hop (charted 2000)

this songs makes the fact that i was learning to drive in 2000 seem like a kind of dispensation, and for a tim track it feels almost minimal just a sample and some drums and the inexorable logic of 'big pimpin'/spendin' gs' (Lamp)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

Pimpin was my guess for 1!
I know million came firt, that's what i'm sayin. 911 was a sped up, more refined exploration of some Of the same motifs

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

Christgau: "You don't expect a song called "Big Pimpin' " to sound as if the tracks were recorded in Cairo. This one does."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

the motifs they have in common are all shared by dozens of other Timbaland hits, though, i don't see how they make a pair

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh no my Christgau-free zone has been spoiled

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost Syncopated drums? R&B vocals? Casting a pretty wide net there.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

Al, its likely just a personal thing having more to do with me finding aaliyah based on supa dupa fly rather than vice versa

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

so many happy memories associated with "big pimpin": if i was asked to dj a house party it's still the jay-z song i'd go for

You don't expect a song called "Big Pimpin' " to sound as if the tracks were recorded in Cairo

why would you not expect that? i hate xgau.

it's not even anywhere near my favourite aaliyah track and i doubt i'd have put it on my ballot though

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm assuming i'd have imposed an arbitrary limit of songs per artist

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

I.e., i wouldnt try to argue my point definitively
"ymmv"

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

To be fair it became a lot more expectable after "Big Pimpin".

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

Cairo didn't exist until "Big Pimpin'."

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0&ob=av2e

3. Ginuwine - "Pony" (1060 points, 28 voters, three #1 votes)
from Ginuwine... The Bachelor, 1996
#6 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop

one night a couple of years ago i got dragged to an indie band showcase that a friend's band was playing and after a couple of hours of dudes w/ guitars and laptops one of the last bands to go on closed their set w/ a cover of 'pony'. its always stood for me as the perfect example of how fucking indomitable this tracks is that even a barely alright indie cover could just light up a room and become the only memorable moment in three hours of music. and i mean, its pretty corny to say that this song sounds like fucking but it totally does. (Lamp)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

i assume everyone knows what the two horse race is now...any bets on which horse takes the lead?

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

Aaliyah ftw!

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

haha the ginuwine hater is so happy right now

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

I'm betting on "Get Ur Freak On" mostly because I completely forgot what the other one might be, lol. At least I'm in for a surprise!

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

haha the ginuwine hater is so happy right now

lol OTM

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

hang on did we have "are you that somebody" already or did it miss the top 50???

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

no

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

Oh come on now, AYTS is 1 or 2 and was predestined for top 5

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah. I'm guessing Missy will win though I'd prefer Aaliyah in this case.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M9BgfSHowg

2. Aaliyah - "Are You That Somebody?" (1093 points, 27 voters, three #1 votes)
from the Dr. Dolittle Soundtrack, 1998
#21 Hot 100, #1 R&B/Hip-Hop Airplay

Timbaland had long since mastered the jitters, but more than anything that came before it "Are You That Somebody" sounded like it never ever stopped moving, a half-graceful, half-palsied strut through the delicate equivocations which Aaliyah likewise had made her signature style. Here they capture the tentative, simultaneously suspicious and giddy first flush of a relationship, prefiguring the diametrical depiction of its shuddering collapse in "We Need A Resolution". Tightly coiled self-recriminations and coy come-ons find their aural analogue in nervous guitar tremors, unexpected yawning silences, beatboxing that sounds like a skeleton playing his own bones and, as a stand-in for the audience, a baby's gurgle of delight. Also reliably marvelous is the involving back and forth between Aaliyah and the multi-tracked choral chorus; take a bow Static Major. (Tim F)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna post the #1 now and run, but tonight or tomorrow i'll probably start posting other stuff like the other songs (or at least 51-100), feel free to start a ballots thread or whatever. thanks again guys for making this poll such a success, i was really thrilled with the turnout and level of posting and participation!

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPoKiGQzbSQ&ob=av2e

1. Missy Elliott - "Get Ur Freak On" (1127 points, 26 voters, two #1 votes)
from Miss E... So Addictive, 2001
#7 Hot 100, #3 R&B/Hip-Hop

When "Freak" dropped, I was getting over a broken heart. We were moving into her apartment when she broke it off suddenly. I was too aimless, too immature, without immediate prospects. I had the formative breakup breakdown that we all need to weather: afternoon crying jags, morbid fear of FOREVER ALONE, night terrors, the whole magilla. I fell back on self flagellation and confined myself to the local gym for eight months, lost twenty pounds then gained back fifteen as muscle, all of it since passed along to the junkheap of bodies not to be found again. A lot of tech under the bridge from those days too; damned if i know where my early aughts minidisc player has retreated to in the junk drawer. I can only assume wherever it's resting that it dreams of Missy. I spent hours in lat pulldowns, tricep extensions, deadlifts, racing in place, pushing against dead weight and myself to a high BPM minidisc of lifted-from-kazaa motivation: a lot of Outkast, Goodie Mob, 8Ball and MJG, Mystikal, Ludacris, a whole lot of Missy. I remember "Freak" leaving me initially cold; the by-the-numbers bhangra lift seemed too simple, the tablas too uncomplicated and Missy's incredibly stylish vocals lacking in any substance. Certainly this was too odd, too gonzo to catch anyone's ear; the whole song was just a massive dorky goof, a drive-by mooning of the pop charts. Surely it couldn't hold up to repeat listening, surely I would get bored with this soon? Weeks later, when it was ubiquitous, surely now i have had enough? Not then and not yet. "Get UR Freak On" will forever remind me of physical exhaustion, of beginning to grow up, of expectations overreached, of Missy and Timbo at apex. (forksclovetofu)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/f859l.gif

<3 <3 <3 <3

i read somewhere that the baby sample was taken from a home video of aaliyah as a child; i decided to believe that for a while but then i heard the prince song it's actually sampled from.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

strangely cute when people quite can't wink properly.

wanna big up all the blurb makers (mind taker especially cos i missed him), uniformly A+. i liked how a good many of the top 10 ones had variations on "i know this sounds corny but really tho", heh.

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

'try again' really is bafflingly overrated huh

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

strangely cute when people quite can't wink properly.

http://www.skinema.com/sk09PrezPalinWink.gif

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

down to the over-saturation, that's such a sergio leone screenshot

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

pffft try again is perfect and can you really overrated or underrate something perfect? no because its perfect. now go away.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

lame as ever

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

:)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks heaps for running the poll, Al!

Can't believe "Sock It 2 Me" missed the Top 50, & surprised "Comin' Round"/"Jimmy Mathis" beat out "Deliverance"/"Nowhere" :s
http://i56.tinypic.com/2rwb02e.gif

etc, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

Getting on a plane, just popping in to say wtf @ forks for calling one in a million a retreading of beep me 911 or w/e it was -- your mileage varying does not absolve you!! You will never get away w this

Btw I was the big pimpin first place voter

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah sock it 2 me >> anything off deliverance

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks heaps for running the poll, Al!

Can't believe "Sock It 2 Me" missed the Top 50, & surprised "Comin' Round"/"Jimmy Mathis" beat out "Deliverance"/"Nowhere" :s

― etc, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:07 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^yes to all of this

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Great poll, great blurbs. "Nowhere" definitely should have made it.

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

and no "all n my grill" either??????

i was looking fwd to recounting how my french a-level teacher used the mc solaar verse in the european remix for listening comprehension exercises

CLING CLING CLINQUANT

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

let's just get this out of the way now, bold songs are ones where I'm convinced I am the only person who voted for them:

Missy Elliot - Work It
Tweet - Oops (Oh My)
Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
Nelly Furtado - Wait For You
Aaliyah - We Need A Resolution
Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks
Bjork - Earth Intruders
Aaliyah - Try Again
Missy Elliott - She's A Bitch
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody?
Aaliyah - I Care 4 U
Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Ludacris - The Potion
Nelly Furtado - No Hay Igual
Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch
Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me
Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned
Justin Timberlake - My Love
Jay- Z - Is That Yo Bitch
Missy Elliot - 4 My People
Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
Missy Elliott - I'm Really Hot
Missy Elliott - Go To The Floor
Nelly Furtado - Afraid
Lil Kim - The Jump Off
Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew
Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Bjork - Innocence
Ludacris - Rollout (My Business)
Jay-Z - Nigga What, Nigga Who
Missy Elliott - Funky Fresh Dressed
Missy Elliott - Shake Your Pom Pom
Madonna & Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
Timbaland - The Way I Are
Ms Jade - Ching Ching
LL Cool J - Headsprung
Timbaland and Magoo - Up Jumps The Boogie

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol "Innoncence" should be bolded as well

yes, I put TWO Bjork songs on my ballot

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

I couldn't really order anything beyond the top two, so the rest are in alphabetical order and that's it. Lemme know if a youtube fest of these would be helpful or fun.

are you that somebody - aaliyah
pony - ginuwine

550 What? - ginuwine
afraid - nelly furtado
beep me 911 - missy
best friends - missy/aaliyah
big pimpin - jay z + ugk
busa rhyme - missy and em
ching ching - ms. jade, nelly furtado
cry me a river - justin timberlake
dirt off your shoulder - jay z
Drop - Timbo / Magoo / Fatman Scoop
get on the bus - destiny's child
get ur freak on - missy elliott
gettaway - missy elliott / space
gossip folks - missy / busta
hit em wit da hee - missy
i - petey pablo
i tried - brandy
icebox - omarion
if your girl only knew - aaliyah
i'll be around - cee lo
John Blaze - Aaliyah / Missy
Luv 2 Luv u - Timbo / Magoo / Missy
my love - justin timberlake
nigga what nigga who - jay z/big jaz
nowhere - bubba Sparxxx
oops - tweet
phat rabbit - ludacris
Put Em On - Timbo / Magoo / Missy
raise up - petey pablo
ryde or die bitch - LOX/Eve
sock it 2 me - missy
the rain - missy
To My - Timbo / Magoo / Nas
Up jumps the Boogie - Timbo/ Magoo / Missy
we need a resolution - aaliyah
what's so different - ginuwine
Who Am I - Timbo / Twista
Work It - Missy

some runners up that bothered me that i couldn't include them even more than the average good track:
the jump off - lil kim
Here We Come - Timbo / Missy
more than a woman - aaliyah
hot like fire - aaliyah
go deep (timbo and missy remix) - janet jackson
lick shots - missy
no hay igual - nelly furtado
she's a bitch - missy
Whatcha Talkin About - Timbo
rollout - luda
indian flute - timbaland and magoo
so anxious (timbo's anxiety remix ii) - ginuwine
snoop dogg (what's my name pt 2) - snoop
Party People - Timbo / Magoo
People Like Myself - Timbo / Magoo
Oh Timbaland - Timbo
venus vs. mars - jay-z
ugly - bubba sparxxx
she tried - bubba sparxxx
breaking point - keri hilson
the potion - ludacris

embarrassments:
Diamond Dogs - Beck
Elevator - Florida
Stronger - w/ Kanye

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for "Pass That Dutch". I'm disappointed "Anonymous" didn't place, well, & "Ice Box" too.

Euler, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

get on the bus btw was never released in america as a single and was not on the commercial version of writing on the wall; it was a soundtrack cut and a fan-find deep cut for me and everyone i knew.

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

You can unbold "Earth Intruders", Dan. We also had the same #1 (and 13 other ballot matches).

Jeff W, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

also fair game: i have some really embarrassing songs that i like on that list. many of them are more about their personal moment (a'la work it) than their objective quality to me.

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i am totally okay with this top ten, minor quibbles about placement aside. cuz even then i just think about how great these songs made it to tune into rap/r&b radio between '97-'01, all of em.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

i mean I KNOW Oh Timbaland is terrible but what can you do

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

I've always wanted to like "Get Ur Freak On" more than I actually do. I think hearing the irritating Nelly Furtado remix on the radio ad infinitum in the summer of 2001 when all I wanted to hear was the original version kind of ruined it for me. I know that it's brilliant and I should love it, but it never excites me the way it's supposed to.

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

surprised and happy someone else voted for "Earth Intruders"!

btw yes I did also vote for 12 Missy tracks, so what (though I likely would have bumped "Shake Your Pom Pom" for "What's So Different?" if I'd remembered which song WSD actually was, lol)

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

three cuts people should be more familiar with
Brandy - I Tried (can't find a clean youtube of this, it's slightly deeper and denser on the album
Twista - Who am I
missy/aaliyah - John Blaze

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

i think 14 of my songs had missy on them, maybe more.

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

i forgot about timbo's vamping with the Tom's Diner motif in Hot Like Fire till just now.

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

A lot of this was pretty arbitrary and would change a hell of a lot, but this was my list the minute i submitted it.

1. I Care 4 U - Aaliyah
The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) - Missy Elliott
Are You That Somebody? (feat. Timbaland) - Aaliyah
Comin' Round - Bubba Sparxxx
Pony - Ginuwine

Get Ur Freak On - Missy Elliott
Hot Like Fire (Timbaland's Groove Remix) - Aaliyah
Cry Me a River (feat. Timbaland) - Justin Timberlake
Try Again - Aaliyah
I Tried - Brandy

America - Kiley Dean
Lick Shots - Missy Elliott
Deliverance (feat. Timbaland) - Bubba Sparxxx
Is That Yo Bitch? (feat. Twista & Missy Elliott) - Jay-Z
One Minute Man (feat. Ludacris & Trina) - Missy Elliott

Who Is She 2 U - Brandy
Gossip Folk (feat. Ludacris) - Missy Elliott
Make Me a Song - Kiley Dean
My Love (feat. T.I.) - Justin Timberlake
Turn Off The Light (Timbaland Remix) - Nelly Furtado

Big Pimpin' (feat. UGK) - Jay-Z
Work It - Missy Elliott
If Your Girl Only Knew - Aaliyah
Afrodisiac - Brandy
Beep Me 911 (feat. 702 & Magoo) - Missy Elliott

4 Page Letter (Quiet Storm Mix) - Aaliyah
Up Jumps the Boogie (feat. Aaliyah & Missy Elliott) - Timbaland & Magoo
Jimmy Mathis - Bubba Sparxxx
The Jump Off (feat. Mr. Cheeks) - Lil' Kim
All n My Grill (feat. Big Boi & Nicole Wray) - Missy Elliott

Nigga What, Nigga Who (Originator 99) (feat. Big Jaz) - Jay-Z
Rollout (My Business) - Ludacris
One in a Million - Aaliyah
Ugly - Bubba Sparxxx
You Make Me Wanna... (Timbaland Remix) - Usher

Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
Ching Ching (feat. Nelly Furtado) - Ms. Jade
Get On the Bus (feat. Timbaland) - Destiny's Child
Can We (feat. Missy Elliott) - SWV
Oops (Oh My) - Tweet

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for the poll Al. A fistful of discoveries as usual. Only songs that didn't place were Bubba's She Tried, Missy's Slide and (no surprise) Earth Intruders (not just you Dan!). It's not a classic Tim production, especially as she reworked his beat afterwards, but I love it as a Björk song.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh man, the lost opportunity for outraged spluttering and wailing had "Earth Intruders" cracked the top 50 (esp. since "Sock It 2 Me" didn't place)

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

dan there is NO WAY you will tell me you think earth intruders is a better song than sock it 2 me

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol it looks like we can have some of that wailing anyway!

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

i like "earth intruders" fine - it's the only song i still enjoy off a bjork album that hasn't held up for me at all - but if it had beaten "sock it 2 me" i'd be OUTRAGED

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

dan, 4 minutes? explain? some sort of advanced trolling?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

But yes, that muted, muffled rumble thump mixed in with the gamelan touches and the buzzing synths, all under Bjork's wails and chants, gets me more than "Sock It 2 Me" and its martial stomp.

haha "4 Minutes" can best be explained by "I don't hate it and I was running out of song titles I recognized on sight that I didn't dislike by that point"; I still haven't heard most of Jay-Z's "golden era" because that was released while I still didn't really like him so I couldn't really put tons of his deep album cuts on a ballot.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

The 15 tracks on my poll that didn't make the top 50:

04. Bubba Sparxxx - Deliverance
06. Omarion ft Timbaland - Ice Box
07. Bubba Sparxxx ft Kiley Dean - Nowhere
09. Ginuwine ft Timbaland - 550 What?
10. Brandy - I Tried
17. Ginuwine - Ginuwine 4 Ur Mind
19. Petey Pablo & Kiley Dean - Gun Line
24. Bubba Sparxxx - Twerk A Little
25. Utada - Let Me Give You My Love
27. Timbaland & Magoo ft Fatman Scoop - Drop
29. Ginuwine ft Aaliyah - Final Warning
30. Missy Elliot - Old School Joint
32. Timbaland & Magoo - Clock Strikes (Remix)
34. Justin Timberlake ft Timbaland - SexyBack
35. Nelly Furtardo - Afraid

I was the only #1 voter for "Up Jumps The Boogie", which I'm still surprised placed as low as it did (ditto "The Rain"), but can't complain at the Top 10, and relieved Total/SWV/Nicole Wray made it on. Should have swapped my "Comin' Round" vote for "Overcome" (tubas!) (or "She Tried", by the looks of things) but most of Deliverance stands up for me tbh. I cld chuck the Yonder Mountain String Band's "To See You Comin' Round the Bend" up on Hulkshare as it doesn't seem to be on YouTube if anyone's interested?

As per forks, three tracks people shld be more familiar with:
Timbaland/Magoo/Fatman Scoop - Drop
Ginuwine - 550 What?
Petey Pablo/Kiley Dean - Gun Line

etc, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

1. Jay-Z - Snoopy Track
2. Genuwine - What’s So Different
3. Destiny’s Child - Get On The Bus
4. Missy Elliott - U Can’t Resist
5. Tweet - Oops (Oh My)
6. Aaliyah - 4 Page Letter
7. Aaliyah - One in a Million

8. Missy Elliott - Funky Freshed Dressed
9. Ms. Jade - Ching Ching
10. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody
11. Jay-Z - Big Pimpin’
12. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly
13. Genuwine - Pony

14. Snoop - Get a Light
15. Aaliyah - Try Again
16. Missy and Genuwine - Take Away
17. Missy Elliott - Mr. DJ
18. Jay-Z - Nigga Whut, Nigga Who
19. Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
20. Justin Timberlake - My Love

21. Genuwine - Holler
22. Missy Elliott and Aaliyah - Best Friends
23. Missy Elliott - All In My Grill
24. Snoop - Snoop Dogg (What’s My Name Pt. 2)
25. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
26. Ludacris - Rollout (My Business)
27. Lil Kim - The Jump Off
28. Brandy - Afrodisiac
29. Nelly Furtado - Promiscious Girl
30. Rihanna - Rehab
31. Aaliyah - Never Comin’ Back
32. Aaliyah - I Care 4 U
33. Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around
34. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
35. Missy Elliott - Joy
36. The Game - Put You On The Game
37. Missy Elliott - Work It
38. Jay-Z & Memphis Bleek & Twista (can’t remember who did it og) - Is That Yo Bitch?

39. Timbaland & Magoo - All Y’All
40. Nicole - Make It Hot

bolded made it. p canon voting i guess.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

i think the only things i voted for that didnt make it were 'indian carpet' and 'twerk a little'... oh maybe 'focus'? cant remember if i ended up voting for that

just sayin, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

my ballot with placement in the rundown in brackets:

01 missy elliot - the rain (supa dupa fly) (26)
02 ginuwine - pony (03)
03 jay-z - is that yo bitch (15)
04 aaliyah - are you that somebody? (02)

05 timbaland and magoo ft. missy elliott - cop that shit (-)
06 missy elliot - hot boyz (38)
07 torrey carter - same 'ol (-)
08 aaliyah - i care 4 u (34)
09 keri hilson - breaking point (-)
10 missy elliot - beep me 911 (07)
11 destiny's child ft. timbaland - get on the bus (18)

12 lil' kim ft. andrea martin - money talks (-)
13 timbaland and magoo - love to luv ya (41)
14 jay-z ft. ugk - big pimpin' (04)
15 tweet ft. missy elliott - oops (oh my) (07)

16 pussycat dolls ft. timbaland - wait a minute (-)
17 ginuwine - 4 ur mind (-)
18 timbaland - da funk (-)
19 justin timberlake - cry me a river (12)
20 jay-z ft. big jaz - nigga what, nigga who (originator 99) (10)

21 brandy - who is she 2 u (-)
22 timbaland and magoo - up jumps da boogie (29)
23 aaliyah - one in a million (05)
24 missy elliot ft. ludacris - one minute man (37)
25 ms. jade ft. nelly furtado and timbaland - ching ching (35)

26 timbaland ft. ludacris - fat rabbit (-)
27 ginuwine - same ol' g (-)

pretty happy w/ the overall list, wish i had more ginuwine on mine but i think its also p close to my list of 'perfect' tim songs.

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

is cop that shit the one where they just rewrite classic verses?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

one thing this thread has taught me: i've been spelling ginuwine's name wrong for about a decade or so

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

550 what and Drop are definite canon

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

In my 10-minute ballot rush I totally forgot about Sock It 2 Me. Idiot. Loved that to bits when it came out. A rare example of Timbaland sampling a classic soul hook. "Hormones jumping like a disco" is a great line as well.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

i'm the B-R-A-T, her be missy
and we some bad bitches who be FUCKIN IT UP

<3 <3

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

daaaaamn i never heard this somehow
beats 4 da streets

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Only did a top 20 and the two that didn't make it were "Nowhere" and "Phat Rabbit"

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

okay here are a few tracks i'd have voted for that didn't make it and haven't been mentioned much

ginuwine - number one fan
mack 10 - nobody hoo bangin' style
the pussycat dolls - halo
kiley dean - stay away from my boyfriend
kiley dean - kiss me like that [not on youtube?!]
brandy - focus [also not on youtube wtf]
brandy - sadiddy
kelis - running mate
missy elliott - whatcha gon do? [THAT BASSLINE]
shawnna ft. ludacris - shake dat shit
nas ft. aaliyah - you won't see me tonight
kiley dean - busy

my candles lit, my music low
my evening's free so i'm in chill mode
i'm in the tub when my home phone rings
but i'm like "voicemail, do your thing"
they called back twice and i gave in
picked up expecting timbaland
i said "hello" tryna sound real rude
it was tina on the line tryna borrow some shoes
i'm like WHAT

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

lex, i think this is the original source of the baby sample?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGH3RGkfZs

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

is cop that shit the one where they just rewrite classic verses?

haha yeah its a v 'meta' track but i think its p dope obv i guess

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

my ballot turned out to be pretty weird, only 12 songs off of it placed in the top 50 and the best thing is, that in the end I don't even agree with it:
1. Justin Timberlake - My Love
2. Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew
3. Nelly Furtadu - Maneater
4. Ginuwine - Pony
5. Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
6. Aaliyah - One In A Million
7. Aaliyah - Try Again
8. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
9. Nelly Furtady - Do It
10. Ginuwine - So Anxious
11. Ginuwine - What's So Different?
12. Jay-Z - Hola Hovito
13. Aalyiah - We Need A Resolution
14. Bubba Sparxxx - Overcome
15. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
16. Nelly Furtado - Glow
17. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody?
18. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
19. Ginuwine - No. 1 Fan
20. Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
21. Brandy - Saddidy [shame nothing from Afrodisiac managed to place]
22. Ginuwine - None Of Ur Friends Business
23. Bubba Sparxxx - Hootnanny
24. Ginuwine - Same Ol' G
25. Bubba Sparxxx - Warrant (Interlude)
26. Petey Pablo and Kiley Dean - Gun Line

thank you SD for making this super fun poll, thanks gang for introducing me to a whole bunch of new great music! if it wasn't for this poll, I'd probably be too lazy to dig deeper into Timbo's stuff.

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

guess we should do a Neptunes' one someday

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

YES

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

[shame nothing from Afrodisiac managed to place] lol i think we all voted for something different off it

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm actually considering scrapping my RH poll from the queue in favour of doing a Neptunes one, that's what this poll did to my mind

^^ yeah, looks like that

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

also lol do we need to discuss rh anymore than ilm has already done

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

how long will it be before there's a terius poll?

prolego, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

hopefully never

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

here's my ballot:

01. Aaliyah - Try Again
02. Missy Elliott - All N' My Grill
03. Nicole Wray - Make It Hot
04. Missy Elliott - Take Away
05. Jay-Z - Nigga What, Nigga Who
06. SWV - Can We?
07. Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew
08. Ginuwine - So Anxious
09. The LOX - Ryde or Die Bitch
10. Total - What About Us?
11. Missy Elliott - She's A Bitch
12. Memphis Bleek - Is That Yo Bitch?
13. Total - Trippin
14. Tweet - Call Me
15. Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks
16. Brandy - I Tried
17. Aaliyah - One In A Million
18. Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
19. Jay-Z - Snoopy Track
20. Ginuwine - None Of Ur Friends Business
21.Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody?
22. Missy Elliott - Lick Shots
23.Ginuwine - Pony
24. Lil Kim - The Jump Off
25.Lloyd Banks - I'm So Fly
26. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly
27. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
28. Missy Elliott - U Can't Resist
29. Ludacris - The Potion
30. Ms. Jade - Big Head
31. Timbaland & Magoo - Indian Flute
32. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
33. Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me
34. The Game - Put You Up On Game
35. Snoop Dogg - What's My Name Pt. 2
36. Twista - Who Am I?
37. Playa - Cheers 2 U
38. Young Jeezy - 3 A.M.
39. Jadakiss - They Ain't Ready
40. Brandy - Drum Life

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

"18 timbaland - da funk (-)"

Lamp, I thought I would be the only person throwing that a vote, nice work.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

timb did cheers 2 u? oh man if knew that i totally would have added it.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

Things I voted for that didn't place.

07 Kiley Dean - Kiss Me Like That
09 Kiley Dean - Busy
11 Nelly Furtado - Maneater
12 Rihanna - Lemme Get That
14 Missy - Funky Fresh Dressed (feat. Ms. Jade)
16 Brandy - Should I Go
19 Kiley Dean - Make Me A Song
21 Bubba Sparxxx - Deliverance
23 Missy - All N My Grill (feat. Big Boi & Nicole Wray)
24 Bobby Valentino - Anonymous (feat. Timbaland)
26 Nelly Furtado - No Hay Igual
30 Björk - Earth Intruders
31 Flo Rida - Elevator (feat. Timbaland)
32 Omarion - Ice Box (feat. Timbaland)
35 Missy - Back in the Day (feat. Jay-Z)
36 Pastor Troy - Are We Cuttin' (feat. Ms. Jade)
37 Timbaland - Apologize (feat. OneRepublic)
38 Bubba Sparxxx - Twerk a Little
40 Ludacris - Rollout (My Business)

(yeah yeah stfu I like those Flo Rida and OneRepublic songs)

Jeff W, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

who is kiley dean?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

White girl from Arkansas, briefly signed to Tim's Beat Club label. Made an album with him that never got released. Hasn't done much since, although Wiki says a digital album came out briefly last year.

Jeff W, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Jumping in with belated defense of "Try Again" (I was the other #1 voter) -- that burbly, staticky synth-bass by itself would probably make it top 10 for me -- I remember how amazing it sounded on the radio --but the stark two-chord melody line and teasing lyrics -- "this ain't a yes/this ain't a no" -- make it my favorite showcase of Aaliyah's restraint and elusiveness. I could listen to that song looped for hours.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Bold songs didn't place.

1. Jay – Snoopy Track
2. Tim & Magoo – Drop
3. Jay - Nigga What, Nigga Who (Originator 99)
4. Bubba – Ugly
5. Tim & Magoo - Luv 2 Luv U (remix)
6. Jay – Big Pimpin
7. Missy – The RAin
8. Tim & Magoo - 15 after da' Hour
9. Missy – U Cant Resist
10. Aaliyah - We Need a Resolution
11. Jay – Come and Get Me
12. Ginuwine – Pony
13. Petey Pablo – Get On Dis Motorcycle
14. Missy – Get Ur Freak On
15. Jay – Hola Hovito
16. Missy – Beep Me 911
17. Ginuwine – Tell Me Do U Wanna
18. Lloyd Banks – Im So Fly
19. Ms Jade – Ching Ching
20. Petey Pablo - I
21. Missy – Whatcha Gon Do
22. Aaliyah – I Care 4 U
23. Ginuwine – Same Ol G WTF GUYS
24. Aaliyah – Are You That Somebody
25. Ginuwine – Final Warning
26. Tweet - Oops
27. Missy – Shes a Bitch
28. Bubba – Nowhere
29. Missy – Pass Da Blunt
30. Snoop – Set It Off
31. Timbaland – Da Funk
32. Cee Lo – Ill Be Around
33. Nelly Furtado – Do It
34. Tim & Magoo - Peepin' My Style
35. Bubba – Lovely
36. Tim & Magoo - Up Jumps da' Boogie
37. Luda – The Potion
38. Ms Jade – Feel the Girl
39. Timbaland ft 1 Life 2 Live - Can't Nobody
40. Omarion – Ice Box

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

this list is amazing. thanks some dude (and everyone who voted obviously)

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck dat.. "One In A Million" is the GOAT

Lately I've considered it my favorite song of all time (or at least top 3) so seeing that it lost the lead after receiving 4 #1's is killin me softly just a bit...

Also I regret not giving more points to "I"

1. Aaliyah - One In A Million (50)
2. The Lox featuring Timbaland & Eve - Ryde or Die Bitch (49)
3. Justin Timberlake featuring Bubba Sparxx - Right For Me (48)
4. Missy Elliott featuring 702 & Magoo - Beep Me 911 (47)
5. Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew (46)
6. SWV - Can We (45)
7. Ginuwine - Pony (44)
8. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly (43)
9. Timbaland and Magoo featuring Shaunta Montgomery & Playa - Luv 2
Luv U (Remix) (42)
10. Lil Kim featuring Mr. Cheeks - The Jump Off (41)

11. Justin Timberlake - Until The End Of Time (40)
12. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right (39)
13. Jay-Z - It's Hot (Some Like It Hot) (38)
14. Jay-Z featuring Juveline - Snoopy Track (37)
15. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (36)
16. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch (35)
17. Aaliyah - 4 Page Letter (34)
18. Ginuwine - When Doves Cry (33)
19. Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder (32)
20. Tweet featuring Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My) (31)

21. Snoop Dogg - Snoop Dogg (What's My Name Pt 2) (30)
22. LL Cool J - Headsprung (29)
23. Fabolous - Right Now and Later On (28)
24. Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) (27)
25. Petey Pablo - I (26)
26. Aaliyah featuring Timbaland - Are You That Somebody (25)
27. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On (24)
28. Jay-Z featuring UGK - Big Pimpin' (23)
29. Total featuring Missy Elliott - What About Us (22)
30. Justin Timberlake featuring Janet Jackson - (And She Said) Take Me Now (21)

31. Aaliyah featuring Timbaland, Ginuwine & Missy - One In A Million
(Remix) (20)
32. Aaliyah featuring Timbaland & Missy Elliott - Hot Like Fire (19)
33. Timbaland and Magoo featuring Missy Elliott & Aaliyah - Up Jumps
Da Boogie (18)
34. Aaliyah - Try Again (17)
35. Missy Elliott - Work It (16)
36. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Lights (Remix) (15)
37. Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous (14)

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

1. Missy Elliott - Toyz (50)
2. SWV - Can We
3. Jennifer Hudson - Pocketbook
4. Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around ... Comes Around
5. Justin Timerlake - Lovestoned
6. Ginuwine - Pony
7. Timbaland - The Way I Are
8. Missy Elliott - Old School Joint
9. Aaliyah - Try Again
10. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman

11. Keri Hilson - Beautiful Mistake (40)
12. Ms Jade - Why U Tell Me That
13. Timbaland - Scream
14.Omarion - Cut Off Time
15. Brandy - Afrodisiac
16. Justin Timberlake - My Love
17. Ms Jade - Dead Wrong
18. The Rapture - No Sex For Ben
19. Aaliyah - One In A Million
20. Timbaland - Meet In Tha Middle

21. 50 Cent - Ayo Technology (30)
22. Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me
23. Aaliyah - 4 Page Letter
24. Missy Elliott - All N My Grill
25. Missy Elliott - You Don't Know
26. Nas ft Ginuwine - You Owe Me
27. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
28. Jay Z - Nigga What Nigga Who
29. Missy Elliott - Dog In Heat
30. Fabolous - Make Me Better

31. Chingy - Let Me Love U (20)
32. Brandy - I Tried
33. Ms Jade - She's A Gangsta
34. Brandy - Focus
35. Lloyd Banks - I'm So Fly
36. Rihanna - Rehab
37. Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
38. Shawnna - Shake Dat Shit
39. Jacki O - Slow Down
40. Nelly Furtado - Afraid

I can't remember what placed and what didn't. Not much probably. The last week has just been a torrent of great music so it doesn't matter anyway.

Thanks, some dude!

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

ones that didnt place on bold

1. call me - tweet
2. one in a million - aaliyah
3. I - petey pablo
4. do you remember - ginuwine
5. u cant resist - missy elliott
6. pony - ginuwine
7. do it - nelly furtado
8. get on the bus - destinys child
9. its hot (some like it hot) - jay-z
10. nowhere - bubba sparxx
11. big pimpin' - jay-z
12. we need a resolution - aaliyah
13. say it right - nelly furtado
14. im so fly - lloyd banks
15. try again - aaliyah
16. ugly - bubba sparxx
17. get ur freak on - missy elliott
18. raise up - petey pablo
19. whats so different - ginuwine
20. scream aka itchin - missy elliott
21. dead wrong - ms jade
22. nigga what, nigga who - jay-z
23. watcha gon do - missy elliott
24. oops (oh my) - tweet
25. snoopy track - jay-z
26. the potion - ludacris
27. sock it 2 me - missy elliott
28. final warning - ginuwine
29. promiscuous - nelly furtado
30. hot boyz - missy elliott
31. i tried - brandy
32. put you on the game - the game
33. summer love - justin timberlake
34. until the end of time - justin timberlake
35. cry me a river - justin timberlake
36. america - kiley dean
37. wait for you - nelly furtado
38. lemme get that - rihanna
39. bad bitch - obie trice
40. who am i - twista

prego, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

shit i voted for which did not place

8. Total - What About Us? (43)
9. Bubba Sparxxx - Twerk a Little (42)
14. Total - What the Dealio? (37)
16. Bubba Sparxxx - Bubba Talk (35)
17. Jay-Z - Hey Papi (34)
18. Missy Elliott - Whatcha Gonna Do? (33)
20. Playa - Don’t Stop the Music (31)
31. Bobby Valentino - Anonymous (20)
32. Ginuwine - Final Warning (19)
38. Petey Pablo - The Gun Line (13)
40. Missy Elliott - Wake Up (11)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

also thanking u, some dude. this is the first poll i've actually managed to get my shit together enough to vote in.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

you voted in Led Zeppelin, dude

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

forgive him, he was dazed and confused

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

i though it had been a long time since i rocked a poll

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

never heard kiley dean.
it took three listens for me to recognize the Are U That Somebody samples in James Blake's CMYK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA-lOywYGic
^yeah i know some of you are haters, try this anyway

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

i'm surprised so many haven't heard kiley - always thought of her as v much an ilm touchstone

Kiley Dean -- Pop Goes Meta

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

1. Aaliyah - One In A Million
2. The Lox - Ryde or Die Bitch
3. Jay-Z - Nigga What, Nigga Who
4. Tweet - Call Me
5. Ginuwine - None of Ur Friend's Business
6. Missy Elliott - U Can't Resist
7. Jay-Z - Snoopy Track
8. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody?
9. Missy Elliott - Old School Joint
10. Brandy - Who Is She 2 U?
11. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
12. Bubba Sparxx - Nowhere
13. Ms. Jade - Ching Ching
14. Kiley Dean - Kiss Me Like That
15. Petey Pablo - Get On Dis Motorcycle
16. Jay-Z - It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)
17. Ginuwine - Do U Remember
18. Missy Elliott - One Minute Man
19. Petey Pablo - I
20. Nelly Furtado - Say It RIght
21. Jay-Z - Big Pimpin
22. Nas - You Won't See Me Tonight
23. Missy Elliott - The Rain
24. Timbaland - The Way I Are
25. Bubba Sparxx - Lovely
26. Total - What About Us
27. Ludacris - Rollout (My Business)
28. Kiley Dean - Keep It Moving
29. Lloyd Banks - I'm So Fly
30. Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me
31. Ginuwine - What's So Different
32. Aaliyah - Try Again
33. Jay-Z - Is That Yo Bitch
34. Jay-Z - Big Pimpin
35. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
36. Ludacris - Phat Rabbit
37. Ginuwine - Pony
38. Tweet - Oops (Oh My)
39. Omarion - Ice Box
40. Jay-Z - Come And Get Me

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

rlly surprised by the lack of love for "Rollout"

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

i know, right? i voted for it.

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

(#12)

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

i voted for it. it is way better than phat rabbit, at least. is there a master list?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

My ballot plus stuff that was in the top 40 during the drafting process:

1. Jay-Z - It's Hot (Some Like It Hot) (40)
2. Aaliyah - We Need A Resolution (39)
3. Missy Elliott - I'm Talkin' (38)
4. Aaliyah - One In A Million (37)
5. Jay-Z - Come And Get Me (36)
6. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody (35)
7. Missy Elliott - Smooth Chick (34)
8. Bubba Sparxxx - Twerk A Little (33)

9. Petey Pablo - Get On Dis Motorcycle (32)
10. Timbaland & Magoo - Up Jumps Da Boogie (31)
11. Ginuwine - Pony (30)
12. Jay-Z - Hey Papi (29)
13. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On (28)
14. Tweet - Oops Oh My (27)
15. Missy Elliott - Hot Boys (26)
16. Jay-Z - Big Pimpin' (25)
17. Missy Elliott - Gettaway (24)
18. Bubba Sparxxx - Nowhere (23)
19. Missy Elliott - Mr DJ (22)

20. Jay-Z - Is That Yo Bitch? (21)
21. Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (20)
22. Aaliyah - I Care 4 U (19)
23. Kiley Dean - Keep It Moving (18)
24. Missy Elliott & Eminem - Busa Rhyme (17)
25. Ginuwine - Do You Remember (16)
26. Ms Jade - Feel The Girl (15)
27. Ginuwine & Aaliyah - Final Warning (14)

28. Nicole - Make It Hot (13)
29. Missy Elliott - U Can't Resist (12)
30. Jay-Z - Nigga What, Nigga Who (11)
31. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right (10)
32. Ms Jade - Dead Wrong (9)
33. Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911 (8)
34. Aaliyah - Try Again (7)
35. Timbaland & Magoo - We At It Again (6)
36. Missy Elliott - Lick Shots (5)
37. Tweet - Sport, Sex & Food (4)
38. Justin Timberlake - Summer Love (3)
39. Ms Jade - Get Away (2)
40. Timbaland & Magoo - Peepin' My Style (1)
41. Missy Elliott - All N My Grill

42. Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew
43. Timbaland & Magoo - Drop
44. Missy Elliott - Play That Beat
45. Ginuwine - So Anxious
46. Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me
47. Bubba Sparxxx - Lovely

48. The Lox - Ride or Die Bitch
49. Total - What The Dealio?
50. Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks
51. Ginuwine - What's So Different
52. Nas & Aaliyah - You Won't See Me Tonight
53. Bobby Valentino - Rearview Ridin'
54. Lil Kim - Money Talks
55. Ms Jade - Get Away

56. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
57. Missy Elliott - We Did It
58. Jay-Z - Hola Hovito
59. Brandy - I Tried
60. Ginuwine - Number One Fan

61. Aaliyah - Hot Like Fire (Jeep Mix)
62. Missy Elliott - Hit Em Wit Da Hee (Remix)
63. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly
64. Kiley Dean - Stay Away From My Boyfriend
65. Missy Elliott - Sticking Chickens
66. Brandy - Who Is She 2 U

67. Justin Timberlake - My Love
68. Petey Pablo, Kiley Dean - Gun Line
69. Timbaland & Magoo - Luv To Luv Ya (Remix)
70. Missy Elliott - Why You Hurt Me?
71. Bobby Valentino - Anonymous

72. SWV - Can We
73. Bubba Sparxxx - Bubba Talk
74. Missy Elliott - Work It
75. Kiley Dean - Kiss Me Like That
76. Missy Elliott & Busta Rhymes - Get Contact
77. Bubba Sparxxx - Jimmy Mathis
78. Petey Pablo - I

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

I had six Aaliyah tracks on my ballot, and the only one that didn't show up was "Don't Know What to Tell Ya." It's the one I had lowest-ranked, but I still really love that song.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

I put entirely too much thought into this thing, so ended up voting for a whole bunch of album cuts I'd never heard before a couple weeks ago along with the usual suspects. The rule was that if it didn't dazzle me I didn't vote for it, which means it tended towards stuff that's eccentric even for Tim. Of course, a lot of Timbaland's eccentricities have been so thoroughly integrated into the vocabulary of pop as we know it that they're no longer so striking, which is one reason I passed on "One in A Million," "If Your Girl Only Knew" and most of his 98-99 Jay-Z beats.

My ballot, then:

1) Ginuwine - Pony
2) Lil' Kim - The Jump Off
3) Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
4) Petey Pablo featuring Bubba Sparxxx - Get On Dis Motorcycle
5) Jay-Z featuring UGK - Big Pimpin'
6) Ms. Jade - Jade's a Champ
7) Missy Elliott featuring Timbaland - They Don't Wanna Fuck Wit Me
8) Kiley Dean - Keep It Movin'
9) Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder
10) Ms. Jade featuring Nelly Furtado & Timbaland - Ching Ching
11) Ginuwine - What's So Different?
12) Nicole featuring Missy Elliott & Mocha - Make It Hot
13) Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake - Give It To Me
14) Aaliyah featuring Timbaland - Are You That Somebody?
15) Tweet - Call Me
16) Missy Elliott featuring Lil' Kim & Mocha - Hit Em Wit Da Hee
17) Petey Pablo - I
18) Timbaland & Magoo featuring Aaliyah & Missy Elliott - Up Jumps Da Boogie
19) Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
20) Missy Elliott - Lick Shots
21) Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
22) Petey Pablo - Raise Up
23) Ms. Jade - She's A Gangsta
24) Missy Elliott - Scream a.k.a. Itchin'
25) Justin Timberlake - Right For Me
26) Cee-Lo - I'll Be Around
27) Petey Pablo - Break Me Off
28) Missy Elliott & Busta Rhymes - Get Contact
29) Ginuwine - Tell Me Do U Wanna
30) Missy Elliott - Izzy Izzy Ahh
31) Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. & Timbaland - My Love
32) Shade Sheist featuring Timbaland - Money Owners
33) Missy Elliott - Work It
34) Aaliyah featuring Timbaland - We Need A Resolution
35) Bubba Sparxxx - Bubba Talk
36) Missy Elliott featuring Eminem - Busa Rhyme
37) Kiley Dean - Make Me A Song
38) Missy Elliott - Let Me Fix My Weave
39) Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris - Gossip Folks
40) The Game - Put You On the Game

Game's dull rapping almost ruins that last cut, but the beat is grimy as hell. "Give It To Me" makes it mostly for the weird way each line enters off the beat - Nelly Furtado in particular sounds sharper and sexier than on any of the singles from Loose.

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yeah, "I" should be bolded up there

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

here's my ballot, which i have to admit i put together very strategically as the last ballot to move some favorites up the list that i thought should be higher (or put some just inside the top 50), along with some songs that i knew wouldn't make it but wanted to vote for. it's still obviously all songs i love, just in probably a weirder order than i would've designed otherwise:

1. Timbaland & Magoo f/ Playa and Shaunta Montgomery - "Luv 2 Luv U (Remix)" (50)
2. Jay-Z - "It's Hot (Some LIke It Hot)" (49)
3. Missy Elliott - "Lick Shots" (48)
4. Missy Elliott f/ Nicole Wray and Mocha - "Hit Em Wit Da Hee (Remix)" (47)
5. Bubba Sparxxx - "Jimmy Mathis" (46)
6. Jay-Z f/ Jaz-O and Amil - "Nigga What, Nigga Who (Originator '99)" (45)
7. Total - "Trippin'" (44)
8. Aaliyah f/ Timbaland - "Are You That Somebody?" (43)
9. Missy Elliott f/ B.G. and Juvenile - "U Can't Resist" (42)
10. Missy Elliott f/ Magoo and 702 - "Beep Me 911" (41)
11. Timbaland & Magoo f/ Missy Elliott and Aaliyah - "Up Jumps Da Boogie" (40)
12. Aaliyah - "I Care 4 U" (39)
13. SWV - "Can We" (38)
14. Petey Pablo - "Raise Up" (37)
15. Ginuwine - "What's So Different?" (36)
16. Justin Timberlake - "Until The End Of Time" (35)
17. Bubba Sparxxx - "Ugly" (34)
18. Aaliyah - "More Than A Woman" (33)
19. Aaliyah - "One In A Million" (32)
20. Missy Elliott f/ Ludacris - "One Minute Man" (31)
21. Jay-Z - "Hey Papi" (30)
22. Ms. Jade - "Feel The Girl" (29)
23. Ginuwine f/ Aaliyah - "Final Warning" (28)
24. Missy Elliott f/ Ludacris - "Gossip Folks" (27)
25. Petey Pablo f/ Bubba Sparxxx - "Get On Dis Motorcycle" (26)
26. Timbaland & Magoo - "Peepin' My Style" (25)
27. Jay-Z - "Hola Hovito" (24)
28. Missy Elliott - "Smooth Chick" (23)
29. Jay-Z - "Snoopy Track" (22)
30. Brandy f/ Usher - "Who Is She 2 U? (Remix)" (21)
31. Jay-Z - "Come And Get Me" (20)
32. Aaliyah - "4 Page Letter" (19)
33. Justin Timberlake f/ T.I. - "My Love" (18)
34. Cee-Lo f/ Timbaland - "I'll Be Around" (17)
35. Missy Elliott - "Get Ur Freak On" (16)
36. The LOX f/ Eve - "Ryde Or Die Bitch" (15)
37. Memphis Bleek f/ Jay-Z and Missy Elliott - "Is That Yo Bitch?" (14)
38. Destiny's Child - "Get On The Bus" (13)
39. Missy Elliott - "She's A Bitch" (12)
40. Gina Thompson - "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" (11)

as i said upthread, i'll post the top 100 tonight or tomorrow, and hopefully soon after will post the whole master list of all 270 songs that were voted on.

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

is someone gonna post a mix of the winners or what

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

it would be pretty easy to pick (most of) the top 50 out of that Spotify playlist Spottie made, if he or anyone else wanted to do that (i would, but that would just mean people waiting longer for the master list, etc)

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

I ain't subscribing to that shit

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

it's free, dumbass

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

mines:

1. aaliyah - one in a million
2. nelly furtado - say it right
3. missy elliott - get ur freak on
4. missy elliott - work it
5. justin timberlake - lovestoned/i think she knows
6. missy elliott - beep me 911
7. nelly furtado - maneater
8. missy elliott - old school joint
9. missy elliott - lick shots
10. missy elliott - whatcha gon do
11. aaliyah - we need a resolution
12. jay z - big pimpin
13. nelly furtado - no hay igual
14. justin timberlake - what goes around comes around
15. aaliyah - more than a woman
16. rihanna - rehab
17. jay z - snoopy track
18. bubba sparxx - ugly
19. timbaland feat keri hilson - the way i are
20. jay z - hola hovito

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

what can I say, I don't like being in databases and avoid it wherever possible

xp

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

jay-z ft ugk - big pimpin
aaliyah - one in a million
ginuwine - pony
bubba sparxxx - ugly
aaliyah - are you that somebody
missy elliott ft ginuwine - friendly skies
missy elliott - the rain (supa dupa fly)
ginuwine - none of ur friends business
missy elliott ft juvenile & b.g. - u can’t resist
aaliyah - we need a resolution
jay-z ft jaz-o - nigga what, nigga who
petey pablo ft bubba sparxxx - get on dis motorcycle
snoop dogg - snoop dogg (what’s my name II)
aaliyah - more than a woman
missy elliott ft ludacris - gossip folks
missy elliot - she’s a bitch
tweet - oops (oh my)
aaliyah - i care 4 u
bobby valentino - anonymous
ginuwine - so anxious

aaliyah - 4 page letter
missy elliot - get ur freak on
playa - cheers 2 u
aaliyah - try again
missy elliott ft ludacris, trina, jay-z - one minute man
missy elliott ft da brat - sock it 2 me
missy elliot - work it
ludacris - phat rabbit
justin timberlake - cry me a river
missy elliott ft lil kim - hit em wit da hee
aaliyah - hot like fire
ludacris - roll out
aaliyah - if your girl only knew
jay-z ft juvenile - snoopy track
missy elliott ft nas, q-tip & eve - hot boyz (remix)
nelly furtado ft timbaland - promiscuous girl
missy elliott ft big boi & nicole - all n my grill
omarion - ice box

memphis bleek ft jay-z, missy elliot - is that yo bitch?
missy elliot - beep me 911

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

out of stuff that didn't place, i was most disappointed in "what's my name pt 2" & "cheers 2 u" being left out -- some of the other stuff i didn't think really had a chance

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

also props to ship for "generation timbo"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha it was in my head ever since the "generation limbo" thread on ile popped up since i was already planning this at that point

some dude, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

aight, here is the lower half of the top 100:

100. Ludacris - "The Potion" (97 points, 3 voters)
99. Brandy - "Afrodisiac" (102 points, 4 voters)
98. Kiley Dean - "Kiss Me Like That" (104 points, 3 voters)
96. (tie) Ginuwine - "So Anxious" (105 points, 4 voters)
96. (tie) Missy Elliott - "Izzy Izzy Ahh" (105 points, 3 voters)
95. Ms. Jade - "Dead Wrong" (106 points, 4 voters)
94. Nelly Furtado - "Wait For You" (108 points, 3 voters)
93. Total - "What The Dealio?" (110 points, 4 voters)
92. Timbaland & Magoo featuring Fatman Scoop - "Drop" (112 points, 3 voters)
91. Missy Elliott featuring Ms. Jade - "Funky Fresh Dressed" (115 points, 4 voters)
89. (tie) Ginuwine - "Same Ol' G" (117 points, 4 voters)
89. (tie) Petey Pablo - "The Gun Line" (117 points, 4 voters)
88. Ginuwine - "550 What?" (118 points, 3 voters)
86. (tie) Missy Elliott featuring Ginuwine - "Take Away" (119 points, 3 voters)
86. (tie) Timbaland & Magoo - "Peepin' My Style" (119 points, 5 voters)
85. Missy Elliott featuring Timbaland - "Whatcha Gonna Do" (122 points, 4 voters)
84. Missy Elliott featuring Aaliyah - "Best Friends" (123 points, 3 voters)
83. Bobby Valentino - "Anonymous" (124 points, 4 voters)
82. Bubba Sparxxx - "Bubba Talk" (126 voters, 5 points)
80. (tie) Kiley Dean - "Keep It Movin'" (129 points, 5 voters)
80. (tie) Missy Elliott featuring Eminem - "Busa Rhyme" (129 points, 5 voters)
79. Ginuwine - "Do You Remember" (133 points, 4 voters)
78. Nelly Furtado - "No Hay Igual" (140 points, 4 voters)
76. (tie) Snoop Dogg - "What's My Name Part 2" (154 points, 6 voters)
76. (tie) Bubba Sparxxx - "Twerk A Little" (154 points, 5 voters)
75. Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake - "Give It To Me" (155 points, 5 voters)
74. 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake - "Ayo Technology" (156 points, 6 voters)
73. Justin Timberlake - "What Goes Around" (164 points, 6 voters)
72. Missy Elliott - "Old School Joint" (170 points, 5 voters)
71. Lloyd Banks - "I'm So Fly" (171 points, 6 voters)
70. Bjork - "Earth Intruders" (175 points, 6 voters)
69. Ginuwine featuring Aaliyah - "Final Warning" (177 points, 7 voters)
67. (tie) Total "What ABout Us?" (178 points, 5 voters)
67. (tie) Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson, D.O.E. and Sebastian - "The Way I Are" (178 points, 6 voters)
66. Ginuwine - "None Of Ur Friends Business" (181 points, 5 voters)
64. (tie) Bubba Sparxxx - "Deliverance" (188 points, 5 voters)
64. (tie) Brandy "I Tried" (188 points, 7 voters)
63. Brandy - "Who Is She 2 U?" (189 points, 6 voters)
62. Missy Elliott - "Pass That Dutch" (192 points, 6 voters)
61. Timbaland featuring Ludacris - "Phat Rabbit" (200 points, 8 voters)
60. Jay-Z featuring Memphis Bleek and Amil - "Hey Papi" (201 points, 7 voters)
58. (tie) Missy Elliott featuring Da Brat and Lil Kim - "Sock It 2 Me" (208 points, 8 voters)
58. (tie) Nelly Furtado - "Do It" (208 points, 6 voters)
57. Justin Timberlake - "SexyBack" (210 points, 6 voters)
55. (tie) Missy Elliott featuring Big Boi - "All N My Grill" (224 points, 8 voters)
55. (tie) Justin Timberlake - "Lovestoned/I Think That She Knows" (224 points, 6 voters)
54. Ludacris - "Roll Out (My Business)" (229 points, 10 voters)
52. (tie) Nelly Furtado - "Maneater" (231 points, 5 voters, one #1 vote)
52. (tie) Omarion - "Ice Box" (231 points, 9 voters)
51. Bubba Sparxxx - "Nowhere" (239 points, 7 voters)

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

which, as you can see, made all the "why Jimmy Mathis and not Nowhere?" whining pretty amusing to me

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

tempted to do a "which of these 50 songs was most robbed" poll thread but that would probably be overkill

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

Go for it.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

just wondering who gave #1 to "Maneater"

V79, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

which, as you can see, made all the "why Jimmy Mathis and not Nowhere?" whining pretty amusing to me

― me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bcuz u messed w/ your ballot to make it so?

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

63. Brandy - "Who Is She 2 U?" (189 points, 6 voters)

impressed we had that many voters, thnx dudes!

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Motion for a re-count.

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

well i would've voted for "Mathis" and not "Nowhere" no matter what but i meant more laughing about the acting like there was some huge margin of difference

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

imo every Timbo production after "Cry Me A River" that sounds like "Cry Me A River" can eat a dick

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for doing this some dude, lots of fun, the first big poll I've engaged with.

Tim F, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

here's my ballot, which i have to admit i put together very strategically as the last ballot to move some favorites up the list that i thought should be higher

I considered doing this w/ the beach boys poll but then decided it would make me a bad person and would haunt me forever

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

imo every Timbo production after "Cry Me A River" that sounds like "Cry Me A River" can eat a dick

― me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rmde

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

thanks SD, also hat-tip to fellow "What the Dealio?" voters!

bentelec, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

imo every Timbo production after "Cry Me A River" that sounds like "Cry Me A River" can eat a dick

― me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what songs are we even talking about here? imo "my love" would fall into this category!

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

don't tempt me to bring back the autoreplace deej

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

"My Love" sounds nothing like "Cry Me A River"! i meant like "Rehab" and "What Goes Around" and "Nowhere"

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

no shame in my game iatee

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

the more i think about it comparing "My Love" to "Cry" is even zanier than comparing "One In A Million" to "Beep Me 911"

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

nowhere is amazing fuiud

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's ok. all of those songs would be fine if they were the first song i heard that sounded like that fwiw.

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

"nowhere" gets a pass because its lyrical thrust is so different i think

there must be more than those 4? by "rehab" it felt like the timbas had written that song at least 50 times

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure there's more, i was just grabbing the most obvious/popular ones i could think of

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Justin probably more responsible for milking that formula than Tim, though, aside from "Nowhere" he was involved in most of them

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

cry me a dick, guys

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

nigga what, nigga who - great beat but i dont really enjoy listening to this anymore
oops oh my - owns
one in a million - not the biggest aaliyah guy but this is beautiful
big pimpin - this is pretty undeniable
pony - this song will raunch you raw
get ur freak on - i dunno, whatever, its nice i guess

ballot, most of my rankings between 10-30 are pretty arbitrary, bolded stuff that didnt rank

1. Timbaland & Magoo, "We At It Again" - didnt expect this would make it, but it owns
2. Jay-Z feat. Missy Elliott, Twista & Memphis Bleek, "Is That Yo Bitch"
3. Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek & Amil, "Hey Papi" - literally astonished that this didnt place. did everyone just forget about it?
4. Petey Pablo feat. Kiley Dean, "Gun Line"
5. Shawnna feat. Ludacris, "Shake Dat Shit" - i should've stumped for this in the leadup thread, because its great
6. Bubba Sparxxx, "Comin' Round"
7. Timbaland & Magoo feat. Static from Playa, "Indian Carpet" - prob too high, but
8. Petey Pablo feat. Bubba Sparxxx, "Get on Dis Motorcycle"
9. Bubba Sparxxx, "Deliverance" - surprised this didnt place, felt like a big deal at the time
10. Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me A River"
11. Cee-Lo feat. Timbaland, "I'll Be Around"
12. Missy Elliott feat. Ludacris, "Gossip Folks"
13. Lil Kim feat. Mr. Cheeks, "The Jump Off"
14. Tweet feat. Missy Elliott, "Oops (Oh My)"
15. Bubba Sparxxx, "Ugly"
16. Destiny's Child feat. Timbaland, "Get On The Bus"
17. Bubba Sparxxx, "Jimmy Mathis"
18. Aaliyah, "One In A Million"
19. Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
20. Jay-Z, "Come And Get Me"
21. Ms. Jade feat. Nelly Furtado & Timbaland, "Ching Ching"
22. Jay-Z feat. UGK, "Big Pimpin'"
23. Jay-Z feat Juvenile, "Snoopy Track"
24. Aaliyah feat. Timbaland, "Try Again"
25. Ginuwine, "Pony"
26. Ms. Jade feat. Nate Dogg & Timbaland, "Dead Strong"
27. Missy Elliott, "Work It"
28. Ludacris, "Rollout (My Business)"
29. Missy Elliott, "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)"
30. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I., "My Love"
31. Aaliyah feat. Timbaland, "We Need A Resolution"
32. Aaliyah, "More Than a Woman"
33. Bjork, "Earth Intruders" lol
34. Justin Timberlake feat. Timbaland, "SexyBack"
35. Jay-Z feat. Big Jaz, "Nigga What, Nigga Who (Originator 99)"
36. Twista feat. Timbaland, "Who Am I?"
37. Ludacris feat. Timbaland, "Phat Rabbit"
38. Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland, "4 Minutes" - this is sort of objectively bad but i like it anyway
39. LL Cool J, "Headsprung" - i actually think this sucks but it was kind of an accidental vote, meant to be a placeholder and forgot about it
40. Jay-Z, "Hola Hovito"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

"Hey Papi" was probably my fav that didn't make the top 50, great great song and imo on the same level as the Vol. 3 jams but since it was not a huge hit and not on an album it sometimes feels like the 'forgotten' Jay single

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

don't like "Headsprung" much but i would like to loop the "go crazy in the mall with James" part as the soundtrack to my toddler running around the food court

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

this was totally fun, thanks some dude! enjoyed your blurbs a lot too (and everyone else's btw), so envious of how effortlessly you knocked them all out and still each and every one was either entertaing or insightful or both

re: rtc's talk way upthread about people rating songs rather than the beats - guilty as charged... mostly. i mean, i could have placed Jamie Foxx' "Can I Take U Home" higher - but in the end i chose not to, since it's an amazing Static tune with a satisfactory-but-nothing-special Timbo production... but otoh that didn't stop me from bigging up Playa's "Your Dress"! (also: "All Good Things Come to an End")

anyway, my ballot:

1. Aaliyah - Heartbroken
2. SWV feat. Missy Elliott - Can We
3. Timbaland & Magoo feat. Tweet & Petey Pablo - Love Me
4. Keri Hilson - Intuition
5. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. - My Love
6. Kiley Dean - Confused
7. Destiny's Child - Get on the Bus
8. Aaliyah - More Than a Woman
9. Mariah Carey - Skydiving
10. Aaliyah - 4 Page Letter
11. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
11. Keri Hilson - Where Did He Go
12. Missy Elliott feat. Ludacris - One Minute Man
13. Kiley Dean - Stay Away from My Boyfriend
14. Timbaland & Magoo feat. Sebastian & Tweet - All y'all
15. Jay-Z feat. UGK - Big Pimpin'
16. 50 Cent feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Ayo Technology
17. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody
18. Bubba Sparxxx - Bubba Talk
19. Aaliyah - Hot Like Fire
20. Missy Elliott - Old School Joint
21. Timbaland & Magoo feat. Sebastian & Sin - It's Your Night
22. Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew
23. Torrey Carter feat. Missy Elliott, Trick Daddy & Petey Pablo - OK
24. Playa - Your dress
25. Aaliyah - Don't Know What to Tell Ya
26. Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
27. Kiley Dean - Kiss Me Like That
28. Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come to an End)
29. Tweet - Call Me
30. Kiley Dean - Keep It Movin'
31. Aaliyah - Ladies in da House
32. Tweet feat. Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My)
33. Aaliyah - One in a Million
34. Brandy - Afrodisiac
35. Missy Elliott - Smooth Chick
36. Jamie Foxx - Can I Take U Home
37. Aaliyah - We Need a Resolution
38. Bubba Sparxxx - Comin' Round
39. Ginuwine - Pony
40. Missy Elliott - Ain't That Funny

wish there was at least some Kiley Dean in the top 50, but i'm not surprised there wasn't - lack of hype in the pre-poll thread was a bit of a giveaway

Mind Taker, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

xp Last I checked, most of 90's Aaliyah isn't on Spotify :(

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

Every huge Justin single that I hate is in that bottom 50.

billstevejim, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

66. Ginuwine - "None Of Ur Friends Business" (181 points, 5 voters)

wish i thrown a vote to this although even w/ another 25 points it still misses the top 50. feel like there was a lot of vote splitting w/ the ginuwine trax (well outside of 'pony' obv)

also lol @ everyone putting 'phat rabbit' on the bottom half of their ballots

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

23. Torrey Carter feat. Missy Elliott, Trick Daddy & Petey Pablo - OK

nerd hat tip to this

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Fun poll, ty some dude.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

(not timbo but since another opportunity will prob never present itself: 'it takes two' and 'insanity' are awesome jams from that unreleased torrey carter record also worth seeking out)

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Q5CTgeyMQ

wouldnt have cracked anyone's list i'm sure but maybe some mightnt have heard it so

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0PPHa6qf70

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8bp0thcA8o

blisssssssss

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zq9ioOeAVU

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v36hfEcZ4sw

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5gVdvhMwKk

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0V-APMou4

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's almost cruel of you to wait until AFTER the poll to untuck the hot like this

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLuoU2Yw-I

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

shit doggs, do ur research

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWyfla80l_Y

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxoDFFqSe5g

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

hahahah

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

i mean for the poll i basically counted remixes & originals together (w/ the exception of one ballot that had OIAM orig and remix) but maybe we should do a little poll of just his remixes

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

i considered voting for the "turn off the light" or "rearranged" remixes

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur748y9E1Qw

my pick from that torrey carter record fwiw

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

ya, also v dope

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-M8xeqdRVc

can someone remind me what this sample is? i know i've heard it b4

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejwG08Om_A

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r43leJSDIrI

aight i'm done

soz if i gakked up anyone's internet but i wz bored

r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

already a bazillion youtubes itt don't sweat it

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

sweating it forever.

bah man listening to old music really rots your brain!! just cannot be bothered to do my regular rounds this week ;_;

r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

like really idk what kind of disgusting savage listens to good music all the time, it's supposed to be the occasional treat

r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha i know what you mean, sometimes it's like "wait now i'm supposed to get excited about whatever bullshit just leaded?"

me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

exactly!

r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)

A Youtube playlist for those who don't truck with Spotify: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEFFE06FDDABB4873

Were there ties, btw? Because for some reason there are 52 songs on there.

BTW, some dude, you'll be putting up all the tracks that got votes sooner or later, right?

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 17 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

52 songs in 1-50 or 51-100?

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

ok, "Drum Life" and "What About Us" are the 2 on the YouTube list that were not in the top 50

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

Got it, and fixed!

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

ok, i had thoughts about cleaning this up and making it a little more presentable, but eh screw it. here is every song voted for that placed outside the top 100, in descending order -- number in parentheses is points, and if it got more than one vote the number of votes is next to the letter v:

Missy Elliott - Smooth Chick (96)4v
Ms Jade - Feel The Girl (93)4v
afraid - nelly furtado (92)3v
until the end of time - justin timberlake (92)3v
Aaliyah - Don't Know What to Tell Ya (91)3v
Timbaland & Magoo feat. Static from Playa, "Indian Carpet" (88)2v
Rihanna - Lemme Get That (86)3v
Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come to an End) (85)3v
put you on the game - the game(85)5v
Shawnna feat. Ludacris, "Shake Dat Shit" (84)3v
Ginuwine - Tell Me Do U Wanna (82)3v
timbaland and magoo ft. missy elliott - cop that shit (81)2v
scream aka itchin - missy elliott (80)3v
Bubba Sparxxx - She Tried (80)2v
Kiley Dean - Make Me A Song (79)3v
Bubba Sparxx, Lovely (78)3v
Timbaland & Magoo, "We At It Again" (77)3v #1
Timbaland & Magoo - Clock Strikes (Remix) (76)2v
Justin Timberlake featuring Bubba Sparxx - Right For Me (74)2v
rihanna - rehab (71)3v
TLC, Dirty Dirty (70)2v
gettaway - missy elliott / space (70)2v
Ginuwine - Ginuwine 4 Ur Mind (68)2v
summer love - justin timberlake (67)3v
Ms. Jade - Big Head (67)2v
Missy Elliott - Mr. DJ (66)2v
lil' kim ft. andrea martin - money talks (63)2v
Brandy - Focus (61)3v
Bubba Sparxxx - Overcome (60)2v
Let Me Fix My Weave - Missy Elliott (56)2v
america - kiley dean (55)2v
Missy Elliott - I'm Really Hot(55)2v
Who Am I - Timbo / Twista (53)4v
LL Cool J, "Headsprung" (53)3v
timbaland - da funk (53)2v
Playa - Don’t Stop the Music (52)2v
Missy Elliot, Back in the Day (51)2v
Missy Elliott - Step Off (51)2v
Playa - Don't Stop The Music (50)2v
Pussycat Dolls - Halo (50) #1
Aaliyah - Heartbroken (50) #1
Missy Elliott - Toyz (50) #1
Jennifer Hudson - Pocketbook (49)
Timbaland & Magoo - All Y’All (48)2v
Timbaland & Magoo feat. Tweet & Petey Pablo - Love Me (48)
Petey Pablo - I Told Y'all (48)
Missy Elliott - I'm Talkin' (48)
Keri Hilson - Intuition (47)
Missy Elliott - Wake Up (47)2v
Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Lights (Remix) (46)2v
Ms. Jade - She's A Gangsta (46)2v
Ms. Jade - Jade's a Champ (45)
missy elliott ft ginuwine - friendly skies 45
Missy Elliott featuring Timbaland - They Don't Wanna Fuck Wit Me (44)
torrey carter - same 'ol (44)
Redman - Put It Down (43)
Tim & Magoo - 15 after da' Hour (43)
MIA - Come Around (43)
Kiley Dean - Busy (42)
Mariah Carey - Skydiving (42)
Aaliyah - Never Comin’ Back (42)
keri hilson - breaking point (42)
Nelly Furtardo - Afraid (40)2v
Good Life (remix) - Kanye West ft. T-Pain (40)
Keri Hilson - Beautiful Mistake (40)
Ms Jade - Why U Tell Me That (39)
timbaland - indian flute (39)
Ms. Jade feat. Nate Dogg & Timbaland, "Dead Strong" (39)2v
Keri Hilson - Where Did He Go (39)
Missy Elliott – Slide (38)
Ms. Jade - Dream (38)
Dog in Heat - Missy Elliott (38)
Timbaland - Scream (38)
Snoop - Get a Light (37)
Omarion - Cut Off Time (37)
Kiley Dean - Stay Away from My Boyfriend (37)
Nelly Furtado - Glow (35)
Release - Timbaland ft. Justin Timberlake (35)
Brandy - Should I Go (35)
pussycat dolls ft. timbaland - wait a minute (35)
Kiley Dean - Confused (35)
Bobby Valentino feat. Ludacris - Rearview (Ridin') (34)
Beep Beep - Timbaland and Magoo (34)
Ginuwine - When Doves Cry (33)
The Rapture - No Sex For Ben (33)
Ginuwine - No. 1 Fan (32)
Timbaland - Meet In Tha Middle (31)
Genuwine - Holler (30)
Pussycat Dolls - Magic (29)
Timbaland & Magoo feat. Sebastian & Sin - It's Your Night (29)
Fabolous - Right Now and Later On (28)
John Blaze - Aaliyah / Missy (28)
Missy Elliot - 4 My People(28)
playa - cheers 2 u (42)
Brandy - Saddidy (30)
Nas - You Won't See Me Tonight (29)
Bubba Sparxxx - Hootnanny (28)
Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland, "4 Minutes" (28)2v
ms. jade ft. nelly furtado and timbaland - ching ching (298)10v forks
Take Off - Bubba Sparxxx (27)
Torrey Carter feat. Missy Elliott, Trick Daddy & Petey Pablo - OK (27)
Bubba Sparxxx - Warrant (Interlude) (26)
Missy Elliott - You Don't Know (26)
Utada - Let Me Give You My Love (26)
Playa - Your dress (26)
Nas ft Ginuwine - You Owe Me (25)
Missy Elliott - Go To The Floor(25)
Sole - never had (25)
Justin Timberlake, Let Me Talk to You (prelude) (24)
Petey Pablo - Break Me Off (24)
Justin Timberlake - Chop Me Up (24)
Missy Elliott & Busta Rhymes - Get Contact (23)
Shade Sheist - Money Owners (23)
Timberland - Carmen Remix (22)
Missy – Pass Da Blunt (22)
Missy Elliott - Dog In Heat (22)
Fabolous - Make Me Better (21)
Put Em On - Timbo / Magoo / Missy (21)
Justin Timberlake featuring Janet Jackson - (And She Said) Take Me Now (21)
Ms. Jade - Get Away (21)
Aaliyah featuring Timbaland, Ginuwine & Missy - One In A Million (Remix) (20)
Crazy Feelings - Missy Elliott (20)
Chingy - Let Me Love U (20)
Snoop – Set It Off
Bjork - Innocence (20)
Flo Rida - Elevator (feat. Timbaland) (20)
Shade Sheist featuring Timbaland - Money Owners (19)
Aaliyah - Ladies in da House (19)
Missy Elliott - Slap! Slap! Slap! (19)
Brandy - Turn It Up (18)
Missy Elliott - Beat Biters (18)
To My - Timbo / Magoo / Nas (16)
You Make Me Wanna... (Timbaland Remix) - Usher (16)
Missy Elliott - Shake Your Pom Pom(16)
Missy Elliott - Joy (16)
Pastor Troy - Are We Cuttin' (feat. Ms. Jade) (15)
Tweet - Steer (15)
Jamie Foxx - Can I Take U Home (14)
Timbaland - Apologize (feat. OneRepublic) (14)
Missy Elliott - She's a Bitch (14)
Tweet - Sport, Sex & Food (13)
Young Jeezy - 3 A.M. (13)
bad bitch - obie trice (12)
Jacki O - Slow Down (12)
Timbaland ft 1 Life 2 Live- Can't Nobody (12)
Brandy - Drum Life (11)
Gina Thompson - Why Do Fools Fall In Love (11)

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

"ching ching" being in the middle of that list was obviously a c&p mistake

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

A Youtube playlist for those who don't truck with Spotify: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEFFE06FDDABB4873

get drunk and listen to waka flocka flame this

thanking u

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

Pussycat Dolls - Halo (50) #1

Ahem.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

I.e.:
1. Pussycat Dolls - Halo
2. Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody
3. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
4. Nelly Furtado - Wait For You
5. Aaliyah - I Care 4 U
6. Justin Timberlake - My Love
7. Total - Trippin
8. MIA - Come Around
9. Nelly Furtado - No Hay Igual
10. Missy Elliott - Work It
11. Aaliyah - More Than a Woman
12. Timbaland - The Way I Are
13. Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come To An End)
14. Justin Timberlake - Summer Love
15. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
16. Petey Pablo - Raise Up
17. Nelly Furtado - Afraid
18. Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around... Comes Around
19. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch
20. Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder
21. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
22. Pussycat Dolls - Magic
23. Nelly Furtado - Maneater
24. Aaliyah - One In A Million
25. Jay-Z - Nigga What, Nigga Who
26. Aaliyah - We Need A Resolution
27. Justin Timberlake - Chop Me Up
28. Aaliyah - Try Again
29. Aaliyah - Never Comin' Back

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.tumblr.com/pgqw5qd/vu0lm6mzv/adele.gif

Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

dying

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

i think this thread has really proven to me that while the Neptunes had had higher highs, Timbo has pound-for-pound more amazing songs

moonshit journey to caca (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

when is neptunes poll

billstevejim, Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

xp neptunes had higher highs in the 2000's.. timbo had higher highs in the 90s

billstevejim, Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

when is neptunes poll

yeah can you guys do this, i was valuably schooled by this one

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

xp I'm about to swap my incoming (in about half a year or so) poll for Neptunes

V79, Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

this is no shade to the neptunes at all but if forced to choose - and thankfully we never were &c &c - i'd have always picked timbaland with surprisingly little hesitation

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

there should never be any question that Timbo has more great songs than the Neptunes imo, if for no other reason than that his peak period was much longer

there should definitely be more rap/R&B artist/producer polls in the mix of these track polls and this one was partly my way of hopefully kickstarting that, but i don't really know where would be best to go next -- Neptunes way less interesting idea to me, Jay-Z could be cool (although would feel slightly redundant after this was such a Jay-heavy poll), Wu Tang incl. solo careers probably has the most potential. don't know if Pac or DJ Premier or Wayne or something would be worth it.

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

oh i just realized that Neptunes is already in the queue for a poll -- i'll vote in it, obv, i just hope by then it's been long enough since the Timbo poll that i don't think of it as anticlimactic or something

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

btw 40% of the top 10 songs came from albums with ellipses in the title. i don't think we'll ever top that figure unless there's a Megadeth poll.

some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Thinking of possible tracks polls, a Native Tongues one could be cool.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

not a bad idea

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

Juice Crew?

gospodin simmel, Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

we should probably stick w/in the realm of polls that could plausibly get 20 or 30 ballots like this one did imo, juice crew is sadly stretching it for ilm

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Dungeon family?

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

that would functionally be an outkast poll

J0rdan S., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

really, an outkast poll might be okay

J0rdan S., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

well native tongues would functionally be a tribe/de la poll too. both are worth considering though imo.

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

seconding jay

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

nas too

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

nas would be a little boring for the "top 8 is all from the same album" factor

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

Playa - Don’t Stop the Music (52)2v
Missy Elliot, Back in the Day (51)2v
Missy Elliott - Step Off (51)2v
Playa - Don't Stop The Music (50)2v

does this not being counted together change anything?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

jay could be fun for the shaking out heads at anyone who votes for "blue magic" factor

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

tbh i think nas is like, the message and verbal intercourse would all make the top 10.

trolling potential of an outkast poll won by 'fuck you' is too good to pass up.

jay and neptunes make most sense.

native tongues and juice crew would be delicious but neither would get more than 15 votes at most and those 15 would most be for de la singles.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

i like jay the most of those

think a neptunes poll might run a little thin actually

J0rdan S., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Playa - Don’t Stop the Music (52)2v
Missy Elliot, Back in the Day (51)2v
Missy Elliott - Step Off (51)2v
Playa - Don't Stop The Music (50)2v

does this not being counted together change anything?

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, September 18, 2011 7:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i guess -- "Don't Stop The Music" being properly counted makes it tied for #99 and knocks "The Potion" out of the top 100. good eye, though!

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

heard "deliverance" last night btw and realized i def erred in not voting for it

J0rdan S., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

"cheers 2 u" not placing was pretty surprising to me

J0rdan S., Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

actually it's even more fucked up than that, my bad -- it actually got 81 points from 3 voters, so it would still be well outside the top 100 (xpost)

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Outkast, goodie and all solo projects, plus sleepy and a lotta auxilliary guys.. Hell, i would include joi

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

Or a dilla produced it poll would be dope

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

Or a dilla produced it poll would be dope

― A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:53 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how to bring pipecock back to ilx

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha: mainstream singles produced or co-produced by J Dilla, 1995-2001

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

dyyyyyyyyyyyyyying at sam

J0rdan S., Monday, 19 September 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

native tongues and juice crew would be delicious but neither would get more than 15 votes at most and those 15 would most be for de la singles.

those 15 votes would be largely otm though, I dig Grandpa's Party and Smokin' With The Motherman as much as anyone but c'mon

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 19 September 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

A Destiny's Child (inc solo) poll would work. Maybe same for NWA, or even Dre on his own? Another idea might be to poll geographically, like 'west coast'.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 19 September 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)

Dre as producer/artist/whatever would be a great one.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 19 September 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

hey maybe neptunes would be a good one.

billstevejim, Monday, 19 September 2011 08:09 (fourteen years ago)

native tongues poll shouldn't even have de la in the top 5! once you had latifahs had it up to here, flavor of the month, what u waitin 4, scenario and electric relaxation then i guess you can have stakes is high #6

^^^not my og uber trolling post that may or may not have involved acts who released albums on rawkus in it, this is toned down trolling.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

stakes is high as yr #1 de la pick is a new low for u after blackburn

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok sorry buddy at #6

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Facebook_like_thumb.png

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

why not wu-tang

billstevejim, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Covered pretty well in the hip hop poll I guess.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

ha true

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

I like Neptunes and Native Tongues. I bet there would be way more for Native Tongues than Juice Crew, although I'd prefer the latter. Wu would probably get a lot of action, but it would have to be only solo ventures to keep it interesting.

I also like the idea of regional polls.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Cash Money?

gospodin simmel, Monday, 19 September 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Mannie Fresh-era only imo -- post-Carter Wayne would have to be its own thing

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

actually i was listening to Tha Block Is Hot the other day and the beats on that are so incredible, i would love if Fresh was looked at as a peer of Timbaland someday but i dunno if we're anywhere near that happening enough that a poll of that stuff would do well

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^

Tim F, Monday, 19 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

Swizz Beatz?

Mind Taker, Monday, 19 September 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe combine No Limit and Cash Money? Even if like 15 dudes balloted it would still be a ton of fun imo, and worth it.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

No Limit would get terribly shafted on ILM -- i'd say we'd be better off doing either just Cash Money, or a whole southern rap (or maybe just '90s/'classic' southern rap?) poll. i dunno, hard to figure out what would be best but i'm thinking like in terms of maximum voter turnout and in terms of not including anything that would just get ignored by most of the voters.

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

"90s/'classic' southern rap"

Probably our best bet.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

such a BROAD field though

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

in theory -- in practice it would probably be a lot of dungeon fam with sprinklings of cash money, ugk and a few one hit wonders

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Geto boys

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

ha yeah thought of them as soon as i hit submit -- still

some dude, Monday, 19 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

3-6, 8ball mjg, no limit

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

ok you're convincing me that it would be more varied than i was giving ilm credit for. still, the turnout/diversity of the 'all hip hop' poll was a LITTLE lacking and some people seemed to be intimidated about voting in something that broad, so i'm still kind of inclined to keep it on the specific artist/producer/crew tip.

some dude, Monday, 19 September 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

How about tom waits?

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

my personal knowledge of southern rap is rubbish and i honestly dont think the rest of ilm is much better bar a few heads. it would be great to learn from but i bet it wouldnt be much more than a canon pick with 6 outkast records in the top 10

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

I think the more specific you get, the easier it is to do, less daunting and all. Also with ALL HIP HOP it was easy to see that a lot of the usual suspects would win, but maybe w something more niche like the south, we would have more of a chance to champion something more unknown and have it affect the poll. We might get some interesting varied results, and in turn more discovery. idk

But yeah, I haven't been around long enough to know how many heads have a strong knowledge of 90s south.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

ok sorry buddy at #6

LP or 12?

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

i <3 both but the LP imo.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

luckily the poll-runner will combine votes imo

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

"90s/'classic' southern rap"

Probably our best bet.

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MF Doom lives in Atlanta now, so there goes that poll

moonshit journey to caca (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

Lol.

raunch you raw (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

i had never heard this track that "come and get me" (the first part anyway) samples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqF6AQzTa_Y

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

boy does that take the fun out of that lol

Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 06:10 (thirteen years ago)

this was such a fun poll

404 (Lamp), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, good times!!

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

boy does that take the fun out of that lol

i know right (assuming you're talking about my last post)

the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Missed this poll somehow. Slowly absorbing the Spotify playlist. Had no idea he did half of these songs! "Pony" for chrissakes! Wow.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

you had never heard pony??????

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

or you just didn't know it was tim?

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

RIP polls that I care about.

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

well, did we ever do a top hop hop albums of 1992 poll?

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

idk

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)

Oh, I know Pony! Just had no idea it was Tim, basically I knew him for the Missy, Bubba, Furtado and JT cuts, and "Oops." Didn't know he did "Hola Hovito" either.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

the ginuwine albums are easily some of the best shit he ever did

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

haven't listened to this yet but a 77-minute demo tape of Swing Mob stuff has surfaced: http://confessionsofacurlymind.com/2011/12/29/da-bassment-crew-aka-swing-mob-the-rise-fall-rise-of-one-of-the-baddest-motherfucking-crews-in-modern-music-history-the-recently-unearthed-77min-cassette-demo-tape-you-must-hear/

Shuwopley (some dude), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

damn, nice find!

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 06:56 (twelve years ago)

the virginia stuff is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVZnQwbOX3I

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

fuck this is amazing https://soundcloud.com/confessionsofacurlymind/ginuwine-come-inside

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:41 (twelve years ago)

wait that's not the one on the demo. the one on the demo is absurdly good.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:45 (twelve years ago)

okay it's actually this song, wtf this is insanely good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj7JiGbt3lM

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:49 (twelve years ago)

this tape is insanely good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emeilbi7iX0

flopson, Thursday, 7 March 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

think we discussed danny boy stuff a while back iirc

the other virginia song on there ('slow drag') is amazing

devante was basically incredible and has never gotten nearly enough attention outside of a timbaland bias

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 March 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsjZ9i658V8

another dope ginuwine/devante unreleased cut from 96

there's a fair few bits around if you look, tim stans go super hard

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

yeah "slow drag" is amazing. they were fucking around using cricket chirp synths like it was nothing.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

oh damn, I never posted that shit? sorry I was bogarting. There's also another zip in there full of random unreleased Jodeci/Swing Mob shit including like a track for Al Green(!)

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

uh. maybe NOW you can share?

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

It's on that page! Just scroll down

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

it's actually down now... ysi?

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

oh ok, give me some time

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)

coolio

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Still absorbing the Spotify playlist from time to time. "Jeeps, Lex Coups, Bimaz & Benz" is today's discovery. It bounces well - but Wikipedia says it was produced by Easy Mo Bee. What's the story?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

I'm not sure who put it in the playlist, shouldn't be there -- you'll notice it's not in the poll countdown itt -- but it's next to Lil Kim's Tim-produced "The Jump Off," which features Mr. Cheeks from The Lost Boyz performing the chorus from "Jeeps"

some dude, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

Woah - didn't realize Mr. Cheeks had any kind of career outside of "Lights, Camera, Action!" Good to know. Yeah, it didn't really sound like Timbaland but I was thinking, well, it's early-to-mid-90s, maybe his sound evolved or something.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

The Lost Boyz had a good little run as NY also-rans before Cheeks went solo, "Renee" is secretly one of the best rap hits of hte 90s

some dude, Saturday, 27 April 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

Checking that out now. Weird combination of touching story of love cut short by violence and some of rap music's memorable banalities e.g. "She said I'm gonna feed the dog," "I bought two franks and two drinks," and especially "She told me what she wants to be in school for / She wants to be a laywer / in other words, shorty studies law."

But I dig that, it's the banalities that you miss when someone's gone after all. And the little things that happen the first time you go over to someone's place have a way of sticking in the memory.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 April 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

oh my good "Trippin'" and "Make It Hot" and "Ching Ching" and "Oops (Oh My)"

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm not 100% on this but I feel like post-Danja Timbaland output is overall more consistent on whole albums produced (with Timberlake mainly, not gonna rep for Shock Value II, Chris Cornell or something like that lol) but earlier Timbaland has more interesting highs?

There is a point sometime between "Get Ur Freak On" and his pop reinvention where I lose interest and it makes sense to me he temporarily lost some popularity, like he stripped down his sound too much but unlike The Neptunes/Pharrell, who used to be really good at that, the tracks just sounded really dry & basic. Missy's Under Construction is one I don't come back to so much for that reason

nova, Saturday, 31 May 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm not 100% on this but I feel like post-Danja Timbaland output is overall more consistent on whole albums produced (with Timberlake mainly, not gonna rep for Shock Value II, Chris Cornell or something like that lol) but earlier Timbaland has more interesting highs?

this is crazy talk imo. 100% Ginuwine, Welcome To Our World, Supa Dupa Fly, One In A Million, Deliverance...the Danja era had good stuff but FutureSex and Loose are not really fucking with those albums.

POLL: best non-Missy album produced (mostly or entirely) by Timbaland

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)

There's not really a duff track on any of the first three Missy albums, which is a testament to both of them during that period.

(I haven't like stared at their track lists or anything so it's possible i'm missing some random dud tune but I doubt it)

Tim F, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

i had fun throwing this together recently, Missy's catalog is just crazy:
http://narrowcast.blogspot.com/2014/05/deep-album-cuts-vol-19-missy-elliott.html

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

I like certain Bubba Sparxxx songs, never got into either album like that tho. Supa Dupa Fly and Miss E are both good but there's a dip in quality in the second half of both imo. I'll have to give 100% Ginuwine a closer listen, I got the same inconsistent vibe from both of his, although it's more that the good songs are sprinkled throughout, not any one half > the other

I like Indecent Proposal, and Tim's Bio complete with the stupid Lil' Man helium voice lol

nova, Saturday, 31 May 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

WTF, the second half of Supa Dupa Fly has "Why You Hurt Me", "Izzy Izzy Ah", "I'm Talkin'", "Gettaway"... all in a row! That's an insane run.

Da Real World's her most consistent album though.

Anyway can you point to any late period Timbaland album more consistent than these? FS/LS is the only one that comes close and even that starts to tail off in the final stretch.

Tim F, Saturday, 31 May 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

after "Best Friends" I don't find a ton to like about the rest of the album, kinda drab. "Gettaway" is better than the others I guess. It's really an album with select songs I love though ("Rain" and "Beep Me 911" being the top)

You're right that FS/LS second half in general isn't as good either, I just like it better overall

Da Real World is the one classic-run Missy album I've never listened to all the way through, mainly cuz what I did hear I thought was dull in comparison to her other stuff. May check it out

nova, Saturday, 31 May 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

your opinion is objectively wrong

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 20 October 2014 06:29 (eleven years ago)

I kinda feel like people coming to early Timbaland productions retrospectively would find it easier to just skim and then adopt received wisdom (which is basically reaping for singles and being ignorant of the rest).

This is probably true for most production "auteurs" but Timbaland is the first I was following from nearly the start in real time so it's more jarring seeing people act like Future Sex Love Sounds is the first great Timbaland album.

Tim F, Monday, 20 October 2014 10:00 (eleven years ago)

yeah...i remember my brother getting Supa Dupa Fly and Welcome To Our World and before there was any real hype about Timbaland being the driving force of all that stuff it just bowled me over how different and alive everything sounded

some dude, Monday, 20 October 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

the grizzled vet of the nineties squints at the youngster and growls "we suffered magoo so that you could have your goddam justink timbershake why in my day we clamored for a Playa album and that was the way we liked it"

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 October 2014 13:48 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

It's really annoying that the only Timbaland albums available on streaming services are the Shock Value ones.

Even more annoying that they're mostly packed with forgettable collaborations with people who shouldn't be on a Timbaland album. Tim, give Magoo a call!

mh, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)


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