1001 Songs You Must Hear Before You Die - 1991

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Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit 29
Massive Attack: Unfinished Sympathy 21
The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette: Justified & Ancient 14
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Summertime 14
Ministry: Jesus Built My Hotrod 14
Richard Thompson: 1952 Vincent Black Lightning 5
Bob Dylan: Blind Willie McTell 5
Metallica: Enter Sandman 4
The Shamen: Move Any Mountain (Progen 91) 4
Cypress Hill: How I Could Just Kill a Man 4
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion 4
Jane Siberry with k.d.lang: Calling All Angels 3
Crowded House: Weather With You 3
U2: One 2
The Source feat. Candi Station: You Got The Love 2
Bonnie Raitt: I Can't Make You Love Me 2
Tom Cochrane: Life Is a Highway 2
Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears 1
Yothu Yindi: Treaty 1
Taraf de Haidouks: Balada Conducatorolui 1
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Give It Away 0
Lenny Kravitz: Always On The Run 0


Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

A much better list. But then... 1991 is kinda famous.

Hard for me to avoid Crowded House here, even though there are many better songs on the "Woodface" album ("Four Seasons In One Day" for starters....).
Still, lots of other tracks here that might have been worth voting for as well. The usual 1991 contenders: U2, Nirvana, Metallica, R.E.M... But also a couple of nice "dance" tracks by the likes of KLF and Shamen. And Lenny Kravitz too. Not to mention Bob Dylan - not from 1991, really, but great song. One of his best.

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

KLF, Bonnie Raitt, Massive Attack, one of my favorite Crowded House singles, and "Summertime." I can't fuck with any of'em.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

Massive Attack

Bee OK, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

KLF so, so easily. Despite Nirvana pretty much defining my teens SLTS was never close to my favourite.

emil.y, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

Whoever wrote this book is insane.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Errr idk. Maybe Enter Sandman or One. Life is a Highway is strangely calling to me though.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

It's Calling All Angels vs. Unfinished Sympathy for me, and I'm only going for the latter because I suspect no one else will vote for it.

Give It Away, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Losing My Religion, One and Life Is A Highway are all songs I've heard more than enough of for one lifetime, despite liking some of them.

jer.fairall, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

Also should mention that although they weren't in the running for me, I'm happy to see Vincent Black Lightning, I Can't Make You Love Me and Weather With You all listed here.

jer.fairall, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

90s are gonna be pretty grim huh

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

Unfinished Sympathy for me, and I'm only going for the latter because I suspect no one else will vote for it.

Massive Attack

― Bee OK, Monday, October 24, 2011 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)

Bee OK, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

weird list

Chris S, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

"Summertime" is an easy vote for me; "I Can't Make You Love Me" gets second, "Teen Spirit" third (sometimes I'm tired of it, sometimes not--right now, I prefer "On a Plain"). I've never understood the appeal of "Losing My Religion." From the hard drive: Black Sheep's "The Choice Is Yours," Bongwater's "What If," Culture Beat's "No Deeper Meaning," Digital Underground's "Kiss You Back," Feelies' "Find a Way," Fudge's "Girlwish," Geto Boys' "Mind Playin' Tricks on Me," Jellystone Park's "Consider Me Gone," Marty Stuart's "Tempted," My Bloody Valentine's "When You Sleep," Naughty by Nature's "O.P.P." (absurd omission), P.M. Dawn's "Reality Used to Be a Friend of Mine," the Primitives' "Lead Me Astray," Seaside's "Completely," and the Spin Doctors' "Two Princes." Good-to-great year. Scott Woods and I launched Radio On, and that dominated my life for the next seven years.

clemenza, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

Richard Thompson: 1952 Vincent Black Lightning
Ministry: Jesus Built My Hotrod
Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Summertime
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Give It Away
Massive Attack: Unfinished Sympathy
The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette: Justified & Ancient
Cypress Hill: How I Could Just Kill a Man

I will always and forever stan for these. Leaning towards "Summertime" because its probably stood up the best over the last 20 years. Well, I mean, its probably the only one that I pull out year after year without fail.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

cmon folx, JESUS BUILT MY HOTROD!

ge0rge (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

voted richard thompson. had no idea the song was that recent tbh

done took the whine out of YG garden (symsymsym), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

these 90s lists are really weird so far

done took the whine out of YG garden (symsymsym), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

Unfinished Sympathy for me, and I'm only going for the latter because I suspect no one else will vote for it.
Massive Attack

― Bee OK, Monday, October 24, 2011 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)

― Bee OK, Monday, October 24, 2011 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

By which of course I meant I'm only voting for the *former* because I suspect no one else will...

jer.fairall, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

Balada Conducatorolui is fuckin sick so that

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS-_W-dOYeo

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

Everybody will be too afraid to vote for the obvious one. Ha. Go on I dare ya.

Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

voted richard thompson. had no idea the song was that recent tbh

answering_machine, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

good list.

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

I remember when rock was middle aged (there, didn't say back whenever), "Unfinished Sympathy" won some 'best of' by a big margin and I was like "really?". Never thought a lot about it, but considered it after that and knew they wre probably right.

Still, of that list I only bought two at the time.

Voted Ministry.

(the other was the KLF)

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:32 (fourteen years ago)

weird list

It does contain all the typical rock canon picks, but I can imagine that - even though it has its share of dance numbers - people who think of 1991 as particularly a wonderful vintage for dance, finds the choices a bit underwhelming. Yet it has all of the typical "canonical" 1991 album contenders represented, other than "Loveless" and "Screamadelica" (and the latter was represented in the 1990 selections).

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

Also let me add that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" would have won this poll anywhere outside of ILM, but I suspect it will not win here. :)

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

It's an underwhelming list. Nothing that 'shouldn't be there', really, but then again, nothing that comes unexpectedly.

The "O Superman" days are over...

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:54 (fourteen years ago)

A much better list.

???

This is Justified & Ancient fairly easily, though much love to the Shamen, Candi Staton and Jesus Built My Hotrod. (Which are not better songs than Unfinished Sympathy or SLTS, but I am less tired of them.)

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

but then again, nothing that comes unexpectedly.

Taraf de Haidouks: Balada Conducatorolui
Yothu Yindi: Treaty

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

And, sure, this is a much better list. But then, the reasons why I think it is a better list are largely guitar bands with traditional songs, so I can understand some disagree.

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)

I don't mean "like that"..

Those aren't songs that became big chart hits with unusual aspects, etc, blah, ties self up in knots trying to explain...

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

xposted, yes, Guitar bands with traditional songs. Kinda short shelf-life with me.

Alot on this list I would have no sadness if I never heard them again, I like "Teen Spirit", "Religion" is alright, etc ...

I approach these polls and others like them as a punter with a 50p for the jukebox. I'd like to hear "Jesus built my hot rod" plz...

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

Life is a Highway is strangely calling to me though.

hearing this too lol. voting massive attack

dismissible objects one fucks with (m coleman), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)

Ministry: Jesus Built My Hotrod
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Summertime
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Give It Away
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette: Justified & Ancient
The Source feat. Candi Station: You Got The Love
Cypress Hill: How I Could Just Kill a Man

Love all these. Even the RHCP track (Hate them, but I always liked this song). Suddenly this book is recognising hard rock/metal. I heard You've Got The Love in a chazza the other day and was struck at how restrainedly great it is compared to Florence's version. 'Summertime' relies very much on the Kool & The Gang sample, but it uses it well. Never a Will Smith fan, but this is pop-rap magic. My KLF fave was always 3am Eternal (which no one ever talks about even though it's their best single). The Cypress Hill track - there are better ones on the album, but Cypress were my introduction to underground music as a kid.

dog latin, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

Went for "Summertime". It just works so well and does exactly what it set out to do - to make a cool summer jam for barbecues and family fun.

dog latin, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

"Move Any Mountain"!!!

zeus, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:24 (fourteen years ago)

Had the Shamen track been "Pro:Gen (Land of Oz)" and not the remix, I would have voted for it.

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

(or "Hyperreal Orbit")

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Also let me add that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" would have won this poll anywhere outside of ILM, but I suspect it will not win here. :)

I bet it wins by at least 20%

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for Metallica. Does that make me a bad person?

Moodles, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

yes

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

My guess is that SLTs comes in third after Massive Attack and REM, maybe tied with W Smith

ge0rge (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

ranking the songs I know/remember:

Massive Attack: Unfinished Sympathy
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Summertime
The Source feat. Candi Station: You Got The Love
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Give It Away
Cypress Hill: How I Could Just Kill a Man
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette: Justified & Ancient
Bonnie Raitt: I Can't Make You Love Me
U2: One
Tom Cochrane: Life Is a Highway
Lenny Kravitz: Always On The Run
The Shamen: Move Any Mountain (Progen 91)
Ministry: Jesus Built My Hotrod
Metallica: Enter Sandman
Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

(the big drop-off happens after "I Can't Make You Love Me")

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

I cried when I heard "1952 Vincent Black Lightning" for the first time, that was live and the recorded version's never sounded as good to me

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

um what is this list? who made it? it seems completely random - massive ubiquitous classics mixed in with, uhhh jane siberry?!

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

voted richard thompson. had no idea the song was that recent tbh

― done took the whine out of YG garden (symsymsym), Tuesday, October 25, 2011 5:16 AM (10 hours ago)

I assumed it was one of those 'recorded earlier released later' deals but it seems not. It is a great track.

emil.y, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

"Jesus Built My Hotrod" destroyed the last vestiges of goodwill I had towards Ministry. I will not listen to anything they've done since A Mind...

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

Lex, it's from a book called 1001 Songs You Must Hear Before You Die. There have been loads of these polls already. Most people (including me) agree with you, though, it is a bit of a stupid list. Still, it occupies time.

emil.y, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh okay. i think i glanced over previous polls but they were from years before my time.

that jane siberry song is gorgeous btw - i know candi staton/massive attack/jazzy jeff are the unfuckwithable classics here but i might give this a nod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev5byDGADKs

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't calling it stupid, i was just boggling at how such a random selection of songs came together

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus Built My Hotrod gets my vote because of Gibby. Not enough Butthole Surfers on these lists.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

thought this was Summertime all the way, then I noticed the Ancients of Mu Mu!

gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

Tom Cochrane by a country mile

Darin, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

j/k

Darin, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

this thread is giving me the urge to listen to Jesus Built My Hotrod, haven't heard it in probably at least ten years

peter in montreal, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

KLF all the way. As much as I love Massive Attack's song on here, this really isn't a competition. KLF meant a lot to me in '91, for opening the portal and paving the way to incredible music.

Is KLF a Euro thing btw? Or was it a huge thing in America too?

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

At this point I would not have been surprised if "I'm Too Sexy" was included.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Justified and Ancient" was pretty big in the US. It reached #11 on the charts. It was great to hear something so nonsensical on the radio, and the video was, if anything, even more absurd and amazing.

o. nate, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

KLF blipped on the US radar but those blips were "3AM Eternal" and "Justified and Ancient"

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

listening to the Shamen "mix" on youtube, thinking how their work is really not sounding as dated as I'd expected

and then still voting for the JAMMs

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

At this point I would not have been surprised if "I'm Too Sexy" was included.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:54 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

The way the 'lists' are going, I can imagine voting for it!

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhA3Dlg83XI

"Progen (Land of Oz)" 4eva

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

"Justified and Ancient" was pretty big in the US. It reached #11 on the charts

I WISH it had peaked that high.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

oh never mind -- I guess it did! All these years I thought it peaked in the top thirty.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, why is Progen 91 the pick on this list? DJP's mix is the one I always heard on the radio. OK, I know it's not necessarily a singles list, but, DJP OTM.

(I am now mad at myself that despite quite rightly liking the Shamen and the Prodigy in 1991 I spent a good chunk of 1992-1993 being all "REAL music with REAL guitars". smh@me.) (man I hope On A Ragga Tip is on the '92 list) (is the MC on On A Ragga Tip really called R0nan F!tzgerald or is wikipedia being funny?)

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

This list seems far worse than the 1990 one

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol the wiki entry is by one of his friends

xp

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

"Move Any Mountain" is the pick because that's the version that came out in 1991; "Progen" came out in 1990 and was summarily erased from existence once "Move Any Mountain" blew up. It's almost like the musical equivalent of George Lucas constantly changing Star Wars movies and not releasing the originals.

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

That wikipedia entry has been impressively long-lived and widely copied! Congrats all.

Daer wikipedia mods, nothing to see here.

Weird, Progen sounds way more familiar to me than the 1991 version, but most of the times I've heard either were on the radio in 1991 or later, so it must be a trick of the memory.

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

My top three would be the Dylan, KLF, and Cypress Hill. Probably would vote Cypress Hill.

o. nate, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

No Bryan Adams no credibility

billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for Metallica. Does that make me a bad person?

This may sound surprising to some, but that song is probably my second choice here (well, maybe third after "Teen Spirit). I love "Enter Sandman".

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think that's surprising at all!

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

At this point I would not have been surprised if "I'm Too Sexy" was included.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:54 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

I had "Deeply Dippy" pop into my head while showering this morning. Technically a better song.

dog latin, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:15 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm Too Sexy" has almost become a classic of sorts, but only for the same reasons that "You Can Leave Your Hat On" has.

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

Because Kim Basinger stripped to it?

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ministry vs The KLF

This is the point in time when I went from teen goth to young adult raver.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Sandman

Worst list yet of these things

blank, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

My vote for worst list goes to the 1996 one, a completely unrepresentative selection of perhaps the best year for music in the past 25 years. But now I am getting ahead of myself here ;)

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

Ew. Gross. I'm glad that sorry list was from 20 years ago. 'Summertime' I guess, because I saw the video being made in Fairmount Park in Philadelphia, and it's a pretty good song.

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

the mighty nirvana.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

the Fresh Prince's old defintion of summer madness

meisenfek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

Voted for "How I Could Just Kill a Man", which I've always considered a classic. Surprised it isn't getting more support in this thread.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, 27 October 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for Cypress Hill, too. Almost voted Nirvana, but figured it'll probably win anyway.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

Minimalist Summertime:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jp_OnjFO2c

No love for "Blind Willie McTell", the classic example of why-didn't-he-release-this Dylan?

Lots of good stuff on this list.

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

The Dylan is my favorite song on this, but it was recorded in 1983. I hate to penalize Bob for the randomness of the listmakers' rules, but nothing about it says "1991" to me.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

Ministry 2nd to Nirvana, probably bcz "My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style" isn't here.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

that was 1990, sorry to break it to ya.

dog latin, Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

ah, pre-album I guess

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Voted for SLTS, just beating out Unfinished and J&A. Great year but this list doesn't really show that (where's "Mind Playing Tricks On Me"?)

Duane Barry, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

good catch, Duane. an unforgivable slight.

ge0rge (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Great year, shit list

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

two of Sally Timms' finest moments with the Mekons: "Brutal" and "Waltz"

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Give It Away" is THE worst song. Loving it but hating RHCP is like hating pork but loving scrapple.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 28 October 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

That said, I voted Life is a Highway

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 28 October 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 29 October 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

don't even have to think about this, candi staton ftw

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

i love Candi Staton and "You Got the Love" is one of the most boring turds of all time

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

u just plain rong buddo

tho the 'original' version that uses the frankie knuckles "your love" beat is def better

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

didn't hear that cover version v much tho, perhaps this is tainting your judgement. otherwise there is no excuse

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

"Summertime" is easily my favorite song on this list but i'm voting for "No More Tears" out of surprise and gratitude for it even being an option, that song rules

mylo & xylotis (some dude), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

frankie's "Your Love" slays "You Got the Love"; i can't rationally explain why i hate the latter, it's just such a dirge-y murder of the original

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

^ hard to top THEE classic house song, but that beat! plus those vocals. ok it's kind of a mashup but it works p damn well

is this the original you're talking about? or do you mean "your love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFgbtb_qozM&feature=related

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

i meant "Your Love". i know my aversion is irrational, i just resent fucking with THEE classic house song :)

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

I've always preferred the perky 1986 diet-video version of You Got The Love. The mashup with Your Love has always sounded wrong to me, and the Now Voyager version is nice enough but overrated. (Ms Staton, on the other hand, is totally fantastic.)

mike t-diva, Sunday, 30 October 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

idk it's just... "your love" is great but house music is not exactly a genre that is averse to SAMPLING wtf ppl this is not sacrilege and it doesn't discount candi staton in any way

postscript i am drunk

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's not a sacrilege thing i just think the Candi mashup is lumpen and plodding

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

anyhoo i think i voted "Move Any Mountain" here cos this list is a bit shit and i was on a wind-up, but the "rap" is straight fire

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

imo "move any mountain" gives new meaning to 'lumpen and plodding' :)

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

"move any mountain" is weak but so's this list :)

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

shd've vote KLF and Tammy tho, or Cypress Hill, or Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

would've gone for klf if it "you got the love" wasn't so obviously the right choice

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

it

it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

I have to go with KLF - one of the most sublime pop songs ever. Though even "Justified and Ancient" isn't as good as Talk Talk's "New Grass", which is the year's - and perhaps the century's - best song. The absence of anything from Loveless is also madness.

Freedom, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

book is about songs iirc

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

?

Freedom, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

hence the absence of anything from Loveless, doy

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I suspected that was the reason for your statement, but I was hoping for something less lumpen and plodding.

Freedom, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

not having songs isn't a criticism of Loveless

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

but sometimes when people get all up in Loveless's batty criticising gets fairly irresistable

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, let's not be whimsical and cute and sarcasteric, the phrase "the absence of anything from Loveless is madness" re: a book about pop songs is squinty world-viewed madness, or preposterous hype, or some combo of that sort of thing

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

Appendix: Songs You Must Hear Before You Die 1991 (Non-featured)

A Tribe Called Quest - Check the Rhime
Catherine Wheel - Black Metallic
De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"
Earth - A Bureaucratic Desire for Revenge
Field Mice - Missing the Moon
Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks on Me
Magnetic Fields - 100,000 Fireflies
Mano Negra - Out of Time Man
Moby - Go
Moonshake - Coward (2nd Version)
Naughty by Nature - OPP
Negrosex - Tekno La Droga
Pavement - Summer Babe (Winter Version)
Pearl Jam - Even flow
PJ Harvey - Dress
Smashing Pumpkins - Rhinoceros / Siva
St. Christopher - Say Yes to Everything

Moka, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

The three in a tie for third all better than the top two.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

lol is a highway

mookieproof, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

rmde @ 29

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

The lurkers have spoken again.

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

geir i think you have to be less indignant about this, you yourself acknowledge nirvana's dominion over 1991 with the inspired bart simpson cartoon in the opening post

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

Unfortunately, they haven't been heard from even once in these polls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcD8kbgocg

clemenza, Monday, 31 October 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

geir i think you have to be less indignant about this, you yourself acknowledge nirvana's dominion over 1991 with the inspired bart simpson cartoon in the opening post

Nirvana winning a 1991 poll wouldn't be a surprise anywhere outside of 1991. However, most of the posts are very much anti-Nirvana in in fact anti-guitar rock in the thread here.

Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

Also let me add that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" would have won this poll anywhere outside of ILM, but I suspect it will not win here. :)

I bet it wins by at least 20%

― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:34 (6 days ago)

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

i think you owe kr69 a dollar bill, geir

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

i'm as over "teen spirit" as anyone most days but tbh there was just no other song on this list that posed serious competition for poll winner

mylo & xylotis (some dude), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

gawd i'd better go hear that song before I die...!

she blinded me with scions (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 31 October 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

Noone else mad at the exclusion of 'mind playin tricks on me'?

Moka, Monday, 31 October 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

i think it would be unreasonable to get mad at the exclusion of anything from these terrible lists

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Yep I've scanned that list three times and still no sign of Amy Grant

Master of Treacle, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

good call on Rhinoceros, moka

she blinded me with scions (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 31 October 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

"Losing My Religion" massively sucks. Voted for SLTS. "Lurkers."

On the Heat Release of Burning Karaoke Music Compartments (_Rudipherous_), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

My second favorite song on the list is the Cypress Hill, but I admit I haven't heard everything on the list (that I know of).

On the Heat Release of Burning Karaoke Music Compartments (_Rudipherous_), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if Jimmy Savile heard them all.

Mark G, Monday, 31 October 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

I really can't argue with the placement of the bottom two.

o. nate, Monday, 31 October 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Low turnout for "One"!

your way better (Eazy), Monday, 31 October 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Arguably, it's the worst Achtung, Baby! single, so that doesn't surprise me.

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Monday, 31 October 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah "One" is pure aural giraffe vomit.

she blinded me with scions (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 31 October 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

One hate is like Everybody Hurts hate - not unjustified but way too overstated.

Some great analysis of U2 on Slate today.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Monday, 31 October 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

I actually don't hate Everybody Hurts...? It has a certain sort of soul vibe that I'm not knowledgeable enough to put my finger on, but that vibe is I think one of the strongest elements in 90s REM (which is roughly my favorite REM ftr)

Like I get the same sort of vibe from Star Me Kitten, maybe Tongue, and the organs in the chorus on E-Bow the Letter...does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 31 October 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

I see why some people might find it cloying and over-sentimental, but I like Everybody Hurts too.

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

I think "Strange Currencies" has taken over the mantle.

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

i'm as over "teen spirit" as anyone most days but tbh there was just no other song on this list that posed serious competition for poll winner

there are at least three other songs on this list i think of as totally canonical

lex pretend, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

Unfinished Sympathy, Losing My Religion, Enter Sandman, You Got The Love and possibly Justified are all unarguably canon.

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

xp interested to know whether you like Nirvana or not Lex, questions of canon, influence etc. aside.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

"the phrase "the absence of anything from Loveless is madness" re: a book about pop songs is squinty world-viewed madness, or preposterous hype, or some combo of that sort of thing"

I don't think so. The book isn't necessarily solely about pop songs with a capital P. To take one example, "Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet" turned up on one of the seventies lists, and indeed there's been enough - for want of a less vacuous term - alt stuff in general in the lists, so that the inclusion of something from Loveless would hardly be especially incongruous. As such, I was only considering quality as the basis of my statement.

Freedom, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

On an unrelated note, there should be major restrictions on the use of the word "canon" as an adjective.

Freedom, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I like "One". It's probably the third best song on the list after KLF and Massive Attack.

Freedom, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

"pop songs" as in popular music, the whole spectrum. the point isn't that Loveless is too alt, the point is that no way are its virtues centred on the songs qua songs, they're at best unremarkable. but i'm gonna stop doing that thing Nietzsche warned me about now.

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

xp interested to know whether you like Nirvana or not Lex, questions of canon, influence etc. aside.

nope. kind of hate cobain's voice, whenever i listen to nirvana i always think "well if i felt like that i could be listening to hole instead"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

actually no - the key difference is that when i listen to hole it makes me feel uhhh powerful or something? all that rage and energy is directed outwards, it's catharsis with a target. when i listen to nirvana it all feels claustrophobically directed inwards, kind of dank and self-absorbed and sulky.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

Holes should be directed inwards not outwards.

Moka, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 08:19 (fourteen years ago)

Only on ILX...

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Holes should be directed inwards not outwards.

Not if it's a window

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

It's ajar

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

...in-fucking-sane...

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp to Lex depends which record you listen to IMO. In Utero definitely has that element, but the production and guitar sound are astonishing. I never liked Hole, they never had the songs.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

Hole always sounded like the female Nirvana to me, although I only ever heard Live Through This. Love's vocal affectations are almost exactly the same as Kurt's. The idea that Nirvana were an introspective band is a bit of a one-dimensional way of looking at them IMO.

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't see how you can make such a huge distinction between Hole and Nirvana's attitudes beyond gender. When Courtney sings Old Age, originally a Nirvana demo, it seems like a natural fit. Though I guess her voice is more of an instrument of fury than Kurt's.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

Why the female Nirvana? They were contemporaries.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

i'm as over "teen spirit" as anyone most days but tbh there was just no other song on this list that posed serious competition for poll winner

there are at least three other songs on this list i think of as totally canonical

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 1, 2011 7:11 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lots of songs here are in the canon, i'm saying none of them have the kind of ILM consensus to beat "teen spirit." imo it says a lot that i can't hum more than half of the top 10.

prettyliketynandelong (some dude), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

The Candi Staton/Source version of You Got The Love is so so much better than the Florence version. I thought I'd fallen out of love with the song after hearing hers for the fifth time, but when I heard the 90s versh again it was like trying the Gold Top milk after years of skimmed.

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone who doesn't know that version of "You Got The Love" should really REALLY go investigate it.

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

i think lex otm re: Nirvana & Hole, I think that his songs took definitely took punk rage and turned it inward, transmuted into agony. In Utero is my favorite album of the 90s, and the time it resonated most was during a weird emotionally masochistic crisis, when Kurt's gestures of sef-evisceration almost...felt cathartic?? I don't know Hole as well but I've never heard anything to refute the fact that she was railing outwards, against forces that would contain + control her...

I do think the gender differences blur the distinctions between the two. Courtney is raging against her own body, but in a weird way, that's still an outward rage, because it's her body that is being primarily used to control her...obviously Kurt's own fierce self-loathing heavily influenced her learning how to do this...

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

Nirvana is the male Hole.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

pffft

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

there's a bean burrito joke here, I just know it

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Kidding aside, I recoil from statements like "Hole always sounded like the female Nirvana to me," dog latin. No offense. It's so condescending, and doesn't take into account the probability that Courtney Love influenced Cobain.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

But she's a girl! They're not influential!

Hole always sounded like the female Nirvana to me, although I only ever heard Live Through This.

That's a pretty small sample size to go from. Celebrity Skin is nothing like Live Through This.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

xpost How is it condescending? Similar way of playing, dress sense, singing-style, overall vibe etc. They're not exactly poles apart. Nirvana and Hole were pretty similar bar only a few ways other than gender, so I think it's justified. Okay, saying they're the "female Nirvana" is a pretty simplistic way of looking at things, but mine was a response to Lex's "Why should I listen to Nirvana when I could be listening to Hole?" which is plain bizarre to me. Of course Lex attempted to clarify this in a later post, by saying Hole's rage is internal rage being thrust out, whereas Nirvana's is the outside world's problems being internalised. I guess if we were to analyse each band's lyrics on a song-by-song basis that could well be true, but at the end of the day they're not really that different. Championing Hole over Nirvana is something I can see only the Lex doing, and my first reaction was that it's either challops or the fact it's a female-led rock band (more likely, considering Lex's history of preferences in rock music). Didn't mean this to become a debate about gender politics - Nirvana's music is just plain better than Hole's IMO, and saying you don't like Nirvana but you do like Hole is inconceivable to me. And yeah, I haven't heard much after Live Through This but I have a feeling Celebrity Skin won't top In Utero if I were to hear it.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

just read all that back - it's difficult to express what i mean without coming off as a major prick, so i apologise for that.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Championing Hole over Nirvana is something I can see only the Lex doing, and my first reaction was that it's either challops or the fact it's a female-led rock band (more likely, considering Lex's history of preferences in rock music). Didn't mean this to become a debate about gender politics - Nirvana's music is just plain better than Hole's IMO, and saying you don't like Nirvana but you do like Hole is inconceivable to me.

xhuxk also prefers Hole. I probably listen to Hole more often these days; I find her hooks and words, insofar as I pay attention, trenchant, incisive, and witty in ways that Cobain's aren't, but I acknowledge that Cobain and Love wrote about different experiences.

I didn't understand lex's point either.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Well, it's reminded me to check out some of their other stuff. Admittedly I first heard Live Through This back in the mid-90s and wasn't impressed enough to keep following them. Plus I'm just not a big fan of Courtney Love.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

I find her hooks and words, insofar as I pay attention, trenchant, incisive, and witty in ways that Cobain's aren't

I'd disagree with this, or at least the couched implication (to me) that Cobain's weren't incisive or witty. I do think that, lyrically, In Utero was a big step up from Nevermind, so that might possibly be some of Love's influence there...?

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Or heroin

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ "influence" only going one way

you guys are talking about a married couple, not a ventriloquist and his/her dummy

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I mean, it's the John and Yoko argument all over again.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

"hole > nirvana" is an argument that's been made plenty of times, including ON THIS BOARD, at this point how is it even a challops? i also find courtney a way smarter lyricist but am really just going off nirvana's singles here.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

its a challops often made on this board. i like hole well enough but theyre not in the same league as nirvana

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

but nothing wrong with preferring one over the other either.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

saying you don't like Nirvana but you do like Hole is inconceivable to me

I prefer Nirvana myself, but I don't think there's any opinion that's inconceivable, where matters of taste are concerned. I'm sure there are people who prefer Yoko Ono to the Beatles.

o. nate, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Massive Attack: Unfinished Sympathy 21

lol @ britain

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

Don't really like any of these

post, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure there are people who prefer Yoko Ono to the Beatles.

uhhhhhhh yeah

lol I was actually gonna troll dog latin along the lines of "itt dog latin tacitly admits to preferring John Lennon over Yoko Ono"

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

"the point isn't that Loveless is too alt, the point is that no way are its virtues centred on the songs qua songs, they're at best unremarkable."

You should keep in my mind that Geir is merely starting the threads, he didn't write the book itself! ;-) If the songs on Loveless are unremarkable, then it's only in the same way that "I Feel Love"/"Bring the Noise"/insert whatever you prefer are unremarkable. Whatever the book is, it certainly doesn't just consist of "songs" in the classical sense of the word, which seems to be your argument as to why nothing from Loveless should be there.

Freedom, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Also let me add that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" would have won this poll anywhere outside of ILM, but I suspect it will not win here. :)

I bet it wins by at least 20%

― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:34 (6 days ago)

Ha! Whaddya know. My bold claim came true. Everybody's gotta get it right sometime. ILM has always had a very strong Nirvana silent majority.

kornrulez6969, Friday, 4 November 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

bold.

who will be president of the united states in february 2012?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Obama.

The best the GOP had, my governor Chris Christie decided to sit it out. He was their only chance. Romney is a perfectly capable fellow and would probably be a fine GOP president, but for some reason, nobody likes the guy. The fact that Herman Cain is beating him in the polls speaks volumes.

kornrulez6969, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

consider Jesus Built as in thr 3rd place cause that's what i would have vote if and when...

nostormo, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

2012 election results:

1. Barack Obama (D)
2. Mitt Romney (R)
3. The KLF feat. Tammy Wynette (Independent)

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

"Jesus Built My Hotrod" would be the best electoral slogan ever.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

who will be president of the united states in february 2012?

I detect a trick question.

clemenza, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

so is this the end of the line for this sad book?

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

nah i think geir said it lasts til 2000?

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1aCaG_On20

meisenfek, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Geir, just wondering if you're going to continue with these polls, I always enjoyed reading the varied opinions. Or does the book end at 1991?

agnosy, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsN7BAtLs8I

meisenfek, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)


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