You could say that making it two months without this thread means that 2012 is awesome. You could also be wrong.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)
Welcome to the list, Madonna!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMiYJ7kzbI
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
Welcome to the list twice, Madonna!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cItHOl5LRWg
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Here's your pal Nicki Minaj with her own shitshow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfyqO3tQsI
^^^ that one is dreadful
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
it's semi-amusing, 2011 for me was very much The Year Of The Woman and this year is shaping up to be almost exactly the opposite (aside from School of Seven Bells, I hope)
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
oof that key change
― goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
Some overdue entries here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5dM3K_8dEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOW2eEz9cYk
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zt8GWTZB5Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73noUWDDpWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcsPfyWphUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9teCtf-BmE
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMRgEFUAsYQ
my current headliners for the worst two songs i've heard this year:Anjulie - Behind the Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3_TSG4AkOEAlyssa Reid and Jump Smokers - Alone Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZX_fYV3ZI
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
lol Karmin
my main reaction to them on SNL was "did the world need a rapping Jessie J?"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
That Alyssa Reid song was around last year, in which I posted it in the Hip Hop Power Ballad thread as being the logical conclusion of the form. Though it appears they've now made it worse since the version I knew of featured some rapper named P Reign, not this white dude.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
thank you for the inclusion of karmin
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
hahah omg that alyssa reid song
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
WHAT THE HELL re: Alyssa Reid/Jump Smokers
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, how did this happen
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
omg lol @ Anjulie
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
who was the genius who said "you know what would make Jordin Sparks' 'Battlefield' better, is bad rapping"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
half the major label A&Rs in 2010-2011?
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
the appropriation of occupy imagery to support anjulie's crappy, soulless crusade against crappy, soulless music is particularly offensive
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
my understanding is that the alyssa reid track went to #1 in canada; the revised format has gone to #1 in the uk
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
The Alyssa Reid track never got to #1 in Canada, or at least not on the Canadian Hot 100. We just finally got a Canadian number #1 that wasn't related to some sort of event or charity a few weeks ago with Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, the first since Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
Jesus, that autotune fast vibrato thing they've got all the girls doing is horrifying.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)
WOW "Alone Again" is so terrible I had to turn it off before the second chorus. speaking of which, does it strike anyone else as kind of... out of place?
like, I always took the Heart song as a kind of desperate aching love plea—'how do I get you alone (so that I can tell you all my feelings and the naughty things I want to do with you, because oooh baby I got it bad 4 u)'—whereas Alyssa Reid is like, 'how do I get you alone, wait I mean me not alone, because I am so lonely right now that I can't even write a proper hook'
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:31 (thirteen years ago)
till now, I always got by on my own / then you broke up with me / uhhh where was I again? / ...take it away, Jump Smokers!
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)
I can't really pick one piece of sweetcorn out of Kid Cudi's new album as WZRD but it's the worst thing I've heard so far in 2012, and I've heard the Ting Tings album
here is a youtube with excerpts from all its anaemic shitawful Garageband songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abe1HyaotBQ
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvum8Yb94sw&ob=av3e
The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
i always thought cudi was a special level of terrible but that collection of album cuts is just shocking
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
okay I listened to almost that entire Cudi youtube posted here, and while I don't wanna judge him too harshly on the basis of out-of-context excerpts, can I just say: 'most people are pussies' is not a very good lyric. and this album sounds about as sonically adventurous as MILK on TOAST
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
cudi actually got mad at his label for 'undershipping' 50k copies of the WZRD album
― some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
okay so many lols in this Cudi Youtube
this is terrible
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
I kind of want to hear the entirety of "Love Hard" though, it sounds hilarious
my little sister was *at one point, a few years ago) a serious cudi stan—I'll have to ask her opinion on this next time I see her
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
It's amazing, right? In the Pines!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg what the hell is this
"What would you do/If your friends said/That I was dead" <--- are you a 13 year old goth
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://youtu.be/dpGbm08Mers here's the full "Love Hard"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)
it's bad that I'm considering getting this album solely for comedy purposes, right
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
Not at all, I am too!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
this is late 2011 but i just heard it and it's super horrible!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf5cuXiLTA
― goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
I don't understand what is happening
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
god that macklemore thing is horrible
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
ok i haven't listened to that macklemore and i can only see half the title but based on what i know of that guy i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
it's mocking stuff like the r.i.o. ft u-jean track, right? but so abysmal, even in comparison.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
the macklemore thing is so bad I would rather listen to Kid Cudi
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
i wish, xxp
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
COME BACK THE STREETS, ALL IS FORGIVEN
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
xpost
haha i was wrong and it's somehow worse
also macklemore looks like the youngest dude that works at every muffler shop in south minneapolis
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
think that's the name of his new mixtapebut all the s's are $'s
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1343/5120168036_4f63f2036f_z.jpg
"Yah, man...you definitely got some holes from rust, we're probably going to have to replace the whole thing....new you're talking $400 for the parts plus labor"
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
kid cudi sampler track is mind-blowingly bad, too. so dismal! snapshots from an album made while asleep. kind of want to hear the whole thing.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?These guys did it in 97:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ZO8mM4Vfw
― MarkoP, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
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Alyssa Reid didn't go to #1 in Canada but it was the most requested/played/etc. Canadian song on Canadian radio of 2011. Not in any particular week, just like...consistently, overall, etc. it was spun more times than any other Canadian song.
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
it's amazing it's been played at all is what i'm saying
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
Macklemore the first track on this thread that I haven't been able to listen to all the way through.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)
Wait, is this ilx's introduction to macklemore? Search is proving me right so far.
Buahahahahaha, get ready.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
he/they are horrifying
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
i ran into that on the xxl freshman class thread fyi, forget the exact link tho
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
Macklemore is a perfect example of a really sweet awesome guy making music that's so Seattle/Pacific NW centric that civic pride alone is making him a local superstar. He can sell out Safeco Field here, do very well in Portland, then so far crickets elsewhere. Again, personally I wish him the best, but I knew from the first verse I've heard from him "ilx's gonna be so allergic to Macklemore, we'll need ER"
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
does every city have an earnest working-class white guy rapper now?
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
if Sacramento has one/gets one I will make it my mission to personally eradicate him
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
/her
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
though lol Sacramento ever having this
... I don't think Macklemore is terrible overall, actually. The backing tracks are ok. I can't get past the wheezy asthmatic flow. And there's one jokey disco/party song released that's terrible. I haven't heard the above yet, though.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
the above is a jokey disco/party song
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
is "ryan lewis" his producer/sidekick? don't see much evidence of him have a separate existence.
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
sad you didn't change yr display name to "mackromore", mm
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
I can't. I'd be killed by the Macklemafia.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
I tried to warn motherfuckers about Macklemore years ago
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
he wasn't even a bfd in seattle yet, really. and now he's on the cover of xxl? ffs.
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
― goole, Monday, March 5, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
seattle could fill half of america's EWCWGR quota alone :/
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
On R.I.O. and U-Jean's "Turn This Club Around" upthread:The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.
Agreed! I came across this last year from looking at the German charts, where it was massive. The fact that U-Jean was a US army guy who was in a military band and then stayed in Germany to pursue a pop career is many times more interesting than the music.
― if, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
I have a unjustifiable affection for pretty much everything R.I.O does.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
imagining rev running out all soylent green in a jumpsuit screaming "MACKLEMORE IS PEOPLE"
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=U7pv7sO5Gng
― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
I wish Anal Cunt were still around to do their own Santorum song.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
they live on in our cunts
― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
is that a link to the game on song? I really couldn't stand looking at the girl with the feather earrings. The kid in the KONY video was easier to deal with than her.
― sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
yup, that's the one.
― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
i like it when they're in front of the bus that says SPECIAL in big letters
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
god i want someone to punch the feather earring chick in the face
― sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)
Is this a joek?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)
probably someone trying 2 capture the rebs black vibe in the 2k12
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)
two girls, one preset
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
i saw this earlier.. I thought it was Miley and Jamie Lynn at first, and then I was like "why aren't they autotuned" and then I realized it wasn't them.
my true cool story of the day.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 19 April 2012 05:36 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know the year but One Direction's songs make me want to puke and pee blood
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 21 April 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)
which ironically is the same reason their fans love them
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 April 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)
I like the caption under the video above:
"Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor."
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 April 2012 07:58 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkOmsO-Nyw
― aluminum rivets must not be proud of their plastic bosses (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 21 April 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls0vZ9WsAK4&ob=av2n
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)
Ha! I was just now introduced to "3 Second Rule" and came directly here to post it. Jon Lewis beat me by a few days.
My God, It's So Full of Shit!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)
sorta limited to spotify's offerings buthttp://open.spotify.com/user/maurajohnston/playlist/7LR1QkQnEPvLAIUTRxwCpr
― maura, Thursday, 26 April 2012 05:35 (thirteen years ago)
the title is ironic, i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr7pEzgW_7Y
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
i heard that on top 40 radio and was like o___________________O but i forgot about it before i could post it here
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
it's almost like a knowing parody of the dozens of TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME songs that have proliferated since "I Gotta Feeling" but somehow even worse
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
it kind of jams in spite of its obvious awfulness tho :/
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)
but a really bizarre thing to hear between katy perry and adele
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?W2G6ql9zBv0
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)
Whoops. Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2G6ql9zBv0
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)
Wow.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)
If anyone would like to fill up this thread in a day I highly recommend watching an 8 hour block of MTV-U.
They LOVE that Wallpaper video.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX38z_Ar9yI
― Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)
Yep, that was pretty grim.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:05 (thirteen years ago)
Haha wow that's really someting
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
something
Anjulie - Behind the Musichttp://www.youtube.com/v/U3_TSG4AkOE&fs=1&hl=en
can i just
aw forget it
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:34 (thirteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok i just watched that clip from The Voice
good god
after LDR the other day it's just like...... on what grounds does this show have to "coach" anyone in ANYTHING
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)
that is a beautiful trainwreck.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
I could watch that guy from The Script sliding along the floor miming to Tom Jones singing the "Touch me" bit all day. The look on his face is pricless, like he's clearly living out all his Bono fantasies right there on that stage.
Theres something so perfect about the way Tom Jones just suddenly appears clearly making up his own tune, then suddenly he just starts shouting really loudly, almost in a panic.
― Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
is 3 second rule about how if you work in a kitchen and you drop some food on the floor you can still serve it to a customer as long as you pick it up quick?
― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
essentially
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
wowowow
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
omg that Voice clip
why is will.i.am there, he is not known for his "voice"
also lol @ Tom Jones being 5 million years old and still kicking everyone else's ass
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
the shame of TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrGtUMm1f3M&feature=youtu.be
― Simon H., Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
i listened to approximately 1.87 new mickey avalon songs just now
― maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
sorry about that
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3jkPoaWXs fucking shit
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:49 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDwgpBh0Aw
and, thank you summer jams thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
would not have expected andy milonakis to impact pop in 2012
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
NEATO massive knockers
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:13 (thirteen years ago)
I generally measure the badness of these songs by how far into it I get before closing the window in disgust. NEATO was :51 in, but that's only cause the first 30 seconds of the video don't contain any music.
― the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwUPyJQ3-c
oh god no
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago)
Lisa Gail Allred is back! Was tempted to start a thread just for her, and if she does a third video I just might (there are more songs on the net so be prepared). But the talent that brought you "The 3 Second Rule" has returned with "Coffee Or Tea":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1sN1pEcPSA
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago)
this fucking song
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago)
This video too! So wonderfully North Texas.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago)
omg
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 3 August 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago)
The hell?
― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ&feature=player_embedded
.................wow
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago)
Is it too early to miss the "classic Pomplamoose"?
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― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago)
It is spectacular how everything in that youtube is so bad.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)
Is this the fruit of their promise to make ”EDM”
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago)
wow that is so very unredeemably bad
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS85AvLl9Ik
― billstevejim, Friday, 17 August 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago)
I'm betting you love creep mode
― Lee626, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:08 (twelve years ago)
yeah, that song is fucking horrible.
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Al0GXbCm8
― goole, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago)
And here I thought, "Oh this can't be worse than the time they ruined Music Sounds Better With You".
I was proven wrong.
― MarkoP, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago)
Can't believe it took this long for the Blur hook to be swiped for a crap pop song, actually.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago)
all songs from maroon 5's latest album belong here.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYUkl8UzZgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmcOrLAWP0
I'm not too clear on when these were recorded (they may be leaked tracks from an album she recorded with Johnny Jewel of the Chromatics a few years ago), but holy god this person is awful.
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Monday, 3 September 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQErekXV9Qc
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDNjrMOE1vE
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago)
I never expected to hear a mall rock Die Antwoord. Impressively horrid.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago)
Look for it to appear on Christgau's top tracks of 2012 list.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago)
I'm kind of torn on this one. Pretty sure it's more terrible than it is anything positive, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lKHZK1NZ4
Jericko - We Party Hard
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago)
MJ not so much remixed as dug up, bent over his gravestone and sloppily sodomized by Pitbull and Afrojack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiq9xbSiWgY
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago)
oh this made me so sad when i heard it. SPEAKING OF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fci4WYQN2P8
'hey i have an idea, let's rework this pop song so that it's much longer and the vocal harmonies, which are KEY TO MAKING IT GREAT, are excised. the kids'll understand. at least it's for gum!'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago)
at least when i went to the show that served as this song's premiere duran duran did 'notorious' and 'wild boys'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago)
lol, that is pretty bad
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)
what the hell
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago)
holy shit, what did they do to the verse of "Hungry Like The Wolf"
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago)
fuuuck off
it sounds like music for a car commercial "NEW KIA WOLF"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgFH01k0gU
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago)
nothing on this thread yet approaches the vomitous quality of "neato"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago)
true
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago)
nothing wrong at all with neato
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago)
it's not as good as the eric nies/jesse camp/jenny mccarthy posse cut, as far as rap groups comprised entirely of former mtv personalities go
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago)
All of this crap is better than "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago)
yeah "woid awoik" is definitely the shitshow to end all shitshows
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago)
man you all really hate some Katy Perry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago)
shitpiles just aren't what they used to be.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)
pitbull is like really old looking huh
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBhs23w0wg
This is probably funnier than anything The Lonely Island ever released though.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 29 October 2012 07:37 (twelve years ago)
i seriously thought that was robbie williams singing at first
― maura, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago)
I wanted to throw my computer through the window at "the pain is so beautiful," and the feeling never went away.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)
looooooooooool
― teledyldonix, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MN4pR5wXM
"macklemore" has another song called "thrift shop" that i actually really enjoy lol
― monotony, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1YDd_JWB7Q
what's that? you want a cover of "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" featuring Pitbull?
― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago)
always remember...you will do product placement and feature pitbull in a cheesy fantasy of wealth, decadence and excessyou will inexplicably become one of the top 10 youtube videos everyou will try the same trick again
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago)
wow that limp bizkit song is.. a contender
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l4C6wSCxQ
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago)
i'm not sure if i've heard a single song with karl wolf involved that wasn't absolutely terrible. to be fair i've only heard 3 but that's enough for me.
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U72hzeBLOw
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago)
That cannot seriously be the video. I mean...that is possibly the worst editing job of anything I've ever seen on one of these threads.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago)
i hope this doesn't become a trend
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago)
Ark Music's triumphant return to form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0
― polish your turds for beer and hugs (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago)
turkey - AAAY!mashed potatos - AYYY!
― captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago)
looooooool omg @ this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)
Cant believe dude didnt take his gum out before the video shoot
― We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)
I kept thinking "okay this has reached its peak, it can't get any better" and then she sang into a turkey leg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago)
ark music's knack for inserting itemized lists into songs is truly unparalleled
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago)
my favorite line has to be "In April it's Easter/And the Fourth of July"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago)
WE WE WE
AY AY AY
― Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)
When he just pops up and like oh yeah he is looking after lots of white children in a turkey outfit and omg
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)
I applaud the return of fat turkey Usher
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago)
i think this may need its own thread
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago)
IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago)
"the return of fat turkey Usher" otm
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago)
Carmen Electra has a song
http://soundcloud.com/citrusonic-1/carmen-electra-feat-bill-hamel
― Mamba Pout (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago)
feeling it
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)
um
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)
gonna post that on every thread ever
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago)
Someone didn't get the memo on how to use a green screen.thatwerksdotcom 1 hour ago
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago)
i'm just glad he's not semi naked in a pool now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago)
Realizing that he was the hammered guy in the pool changes my perception a lot - now he seems like he's in a much better place than I would have expected 25 years later. Still alive, has at least a couple of teeth, that one lady is willing to talk to him, etc.
― joygoat, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyO1ga7QIs
this is so grating
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G00F7CrvTVQ&feature=player_embedded
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:01 (twelve years ago)
man glad chris holmes is still alive
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago)
You name it I’ll do it, all is the fluid (???)In Spanish I'm fluent, That means, my tongue is bilingualReady to play with that spot where you tingleUh, you got a... Bingo.She’s a star... Ringo.Her and two friends? Mmm, I like that lingoShe asked if I’m single,I said of course not, and she loved itNext thing you know, we were both having fun in publicHahaha
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago)
i think we have a winner here folks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)
wowwwww
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago)
some local indie band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsESTQOPkQ
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 26 November 2012 07:36 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMEAy_UqB4
*dead* @ "the end"
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago)
AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM
*dead again*
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago)
http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak
This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!
― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago)
I mean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosUhVSpdak
― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago)
Those fucking little trilly piano bits!
100% otm. *barf*
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago)
We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8JhvfoqdA
FUCK YOU
― unregistered, Monday, 3 December 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago)
oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful
so much suck
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI
Already over 9M views on YouTube
maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?
in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video
I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?
Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago)
actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago)
Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs&feature=youtu.be
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 11:44 (twelve years ago)
Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago)
nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago)
Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago)
real music for real people
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago)
what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago)
there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago)
people just be hatin on pitbull
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago)
http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts
Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago)
okay no
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago)
I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago)
"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago)
What a day music that makes me cringe is having:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXtkK9d33o&list=UUvj5S3f10rO6CoibatfRGzg&index=1
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago)
1435!
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago)
An amazing day for shit sandwiches everywhere
― billstevejim, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago)
Tulisa song: boring as hell, but also totally generic and forgettable. So are we now at the point where people are coming up who can say that Katy Perry was their biggest influence, growing up?
aaaahaahaha "Weird and Wonderful" HAS to be a joke. Please.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago)
I feel too sorry for that song to actually hate it.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago)
my promo copy of the cubical album (one of a handful of actual promo cds i have received this year !) has a sticker with some quotes on it.
top of the list is this one :
"if you like your rock'n'roll primal and pounding and your vocals gritty and growly, then meet liverpools answer to the magic band' : the guardian.
― mark e, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)
i think i like just about every pitbull youtube posted itt
― flopson, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago)
Uh, you got a... Bingo.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago)
did we do a 2013 version yet?cuz here's one: a parody version of a macklemore song that's somehow even worse than the originalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JrprQuYo6rY
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)
Oh ffs...Rolling Worst Songs of 2013
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 19 January 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
thx
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeKlG1Zsbp8
DISGUSTING
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:32 (twelve years ago)
is this here yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCOOV0VQ0
― goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
easy winner imo
will.i.am - Scream & Shout (Remix) ft. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & Diddy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEKOWKcUxdU
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:52 (twelve years ago)
lol, i refuse to listen to that
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 February 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)
Waka's verse on that is...something.
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:01 (twelve years ago)
the video is extremely awkward to watch
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)
I got to 1:36! How did you all do?
― Evan, Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:43 (twelve years ago)
It's nearly 6 minutes!! Watched the whole thing somehow. The hook (the whole song) is so flat and lifeless.
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:48 (twelve years ago)
i thought there would be one artist on there i didn't actively feel embarrassed for, but no luck. and really, whats the deal w/ the attempted posh accent
― chilli, Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:12 (twelve years ago)
If that can be topped for worst song...watched the whole thing...devastating.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Sunday, 17 February 2013 09:09 (twelve years ago)
oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)
oops should this be on the 2013 thread?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.
are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.
weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now
― cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:15 (twelve years ago)
it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is
― william tyler the creator (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)
she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents