Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

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Way WAY too much CanCon.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago)

OMFG

balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago)

jason alexander best man

balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago)

tcote over on Twitter:

Any truth to the rumour that Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne's babies will be born with tips already frosted and cutoff socks over their arms?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago)

when the fuck did chad kroeger's hair move on to the late 90s btw?

balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago)

Probably when it started falling out.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/clearly-canadian.jpg

awww.

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago)

...guh?

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago)

FTW

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago)

shmeh

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago)

snuh

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/itchy-and-scratchy-and-marge1.png

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago)

wedding of the century

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago)

I wonder if the lead singer of Theory of a Deadman is going to get engaged to the lead singer of Lillix.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago)

the barenaked ladies are marrying moxy fruvous.

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago)

That'll be a whole lot of hair.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago)

I asked my wife to guess which two Canadian musicians were engaged -- her first guess was Bieber and Alanis, second guess was Sarah McLachlan and Bryan Adams

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago)

Celine Dion and Leonard Cohen?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago)

Neil Young and Anne Murray?

MarkoP, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago)

DRAKE AND GEDDY LEE??!?!?!@

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago)

alex in mtl is on fire on twitter:

Craig from Degrassi just announced his engagement to the girl from that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Bryan Adams just announced his engagement to Shania Twain.

Carly Rae Jepsen just announced her engagement to Kardinal Offishall. He'll be taking her name & will henceforth be 'Kardinal Rae Jepsen'.

k.d. lang is marrying either Tegan OR Sara. It's unclear.

Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida are still the reigning couple of CanCon. Chadvril can pry that title from their cold dead hands.

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Ouroboros.png

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago)

CHADVRIL!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago)

chadvril reminds me of chervil. i will mince some chadvril and use it in fines herbes.

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago)

chadvil is what you take to treat a canadian power ballad-induced headache

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago)

this is the best news of the day

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Wfv19.png

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago)

where are YOUR terrible songs about rockstars? hmmmm?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago)

ChuckleFack

Gurdas Mane (crüt), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago)

chadvril kroegvigne

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago)

they have achieved in life.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago)

chad kroeger never got a "not working to potential" on his report card.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago)

Stephen Thomas Erlewine:

The answer to the kind of woman who falls for "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth" apparently is Avril Lavigne

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago)

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009. She had also dated Brody Jenner.

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago)

my extended family is mostly full of people with strong opinions about things like socialized medicine, homosexualists, and the evils of various minorities. (don't get me wrong, i love them dearly.) but i think the most horrifying post-thanksgiving-dinner conversation i ever had to sit through was a serious and in-depth debate about the merits of just about every song in the nickelback catalog, including b-sides.

i actually want to call some of them right now and get their take on this news.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago)

When I tell someone where I work, 95 percent of the time they ask "What bands are on that label?" and I take five seconds to think which ones I could mention to get the smile of recognition that means the conversation can move forward, and then I say "Slipknot and Nickelback."

誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago)

woah you work for dfa?

balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago)

think about it, won't you? thank you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dhf5ZTZn5o#t=2m05s

da croupier, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago)

come vote in my poll fat lip v. how you remind me

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago)

These engagement dinner photos are great:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f5iltKJJRPU/TM5DKt2OolI/AAAAAAAAF_A/VgXlmFgh51E/s1600/me+and+the+mullet.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ljkPU.gif

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago)

I think he worked hard for all this! Congratulation Chad... you made it!
biggixjr 3 months ago 9

balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago)

That's big-ass piece of pizza.

Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago)

man he's one.. weird yet ordinary looking doofus.

piscesx, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago)

look at this photograph, every time i do etc.

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago)

Can you imagine what their sex moans must sound like? "AWWWRRGGGHHHLLLYYAAAEEUUUGGHHHRRRRYYAAHHH!!!"

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago)

aaaand there goes my dinner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago)

That is probably the worst thing I've ever wrote or thought.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago)

chadvril kroegvigne

dying.

nedless summer (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago)

I hope their kids are talented at sports

nedless summer (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago)

This thread is commanded to decide between Chavril or Chadvril while I sleep tonight.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago)

This Is The Dream Chad and Avril needs to be a song on Owen's next rekkid.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago)

I have also just realized, with a sinking sense of horror, that the two of them probably think a Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo themed wedding is actually a good idea.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago)

Chadvril is easier to say, Chavril looks funnier in print

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago)

Chavril sounds like a suppository...or the Nickleback catalog! (rimshot)

Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago)

Chadvril is easier to say

This is false, surely?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago)

Chil Lavoeger

StanM, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago)

I shoulda known

https://twitter.com/Krovigne

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago)

Meanwhile, I only just put two and two together about how Whiney won the thread way up near the top. And my mind is SCARRED.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago)

:D

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago)

o/

maura, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago)

haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago)

\o

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago)

congrats once again to the kroeg and the lav

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago)

this is fucked.

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:54 (twelve years ago)

but it's weird to think chad kroeger is getting my slppy seconds
i was there first dawg

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago)

Wait, what happened with the sum 41 dude?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:56 (twelve years ago)

The marriage lasted a little over three years, and in October 2009, Lavigne filed for divorce. Whibley and Lavigne continued to work together, with Whibley producing her fourth album, as well as Lavigne's single, "Alice", written for Tim Burton's film Alice in Wonderland.

ʘ (sic), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 08:38 (twelve years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/5udzhrs

markers, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago)

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/image.php?src=http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ChadAndAvril.jpg&w=650&a=t

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

did he have plastic surgery to make himself look more like Siegfried and Roy's lost brother

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago)

it almost looks like he's doing an 'avril smile' to make fun of her

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago)

I know there's only 10 years between them but seriously they kinda look like father/daughter here O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago)

urge to merge
xp

very sexual album (schlump), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago)

so do we want to see this sex-tape?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)

sure why not

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago)

and replaces the ambient soundtrack with "what's the matter with kids these days"

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

Avril would be a better choice

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago)

two paul lyndes, windowlicker-style.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago)

^^^ boom

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago)

come to chaddy

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago)

lmao

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago)

OMG!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago)

does this thread come with a Silkwood shower y/n

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago)

Well it's a nice day here and AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-pictures-of-chavril

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago)

one of those looks like kevin bacon slash kristin stewart

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)

Lol that they all have a little Chad goatee

Also some of those pics are downright RobertSmithesque

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago)

who's chaddy's little princess now
i find this story both hilarious and delightful

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)

they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago)

this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)

I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago)

He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
I now pronounce you man and wife

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago)

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIEND
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
NOW HE'S MY FIANCEE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago)

lol

okay I'm out of Avril songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago)

why'd ya have go and sing so constipated

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago)

boom^2

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago)

on a roll

contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago)

omg winner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago)

he was a man
i was a fan
could it be any more obvious?

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)

okay I'm out of Avril songs

If only Avril was out of Avril songs.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago)

I kind of feel like she is, even though she still makes songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)

I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago)

now I want to make an Avril banh mi song

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago)

Avril: The Story of Avril

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago)

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo

Chris S, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago)

Man, this is a real step down for Avril - Sum 41 always seemed like at least competent fun pop-punk dudes, especially on "In Too Deep."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago)

this story has totally made my week
so many lols
thanks chavril!

http://www.1023bob.com/files/CHAVRIL-OFFSPRING-final.jpg

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Inevitable:

http://bit.ly/Riieb4

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago)

Truly, Avril, you are marrying a gentleman:

http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/chad-kroeger-one-cool-guy.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago)

in all the mishegoss of fall i totally forgot about this wonderful news

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago)

i know it was a given that just hadn't come to mind for me before, but the realisation that nickelback have groupies is deeply troubling.

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)

oh my god! :$

I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago)

okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger

I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago)

the what?

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago)

it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago)

first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)

haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago)

xpost 2 ffm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween

markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago)

thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago)

the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago)

I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago)

why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?

how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago)

this is what whibley looks like

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg

clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)

although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)

you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:

http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg

also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago)

oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago)

I thought you were trolling us.

how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago)

haha seriously

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago)

http://bit.ly/4B3khT

markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago)

no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago)

Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago)

I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago)

will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago)

omg can't wait!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

after a brief Wikibrowse I regret to speak out that I was misinformed, he's from Ajax, right beside Whitby. I have failed you :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago)

well that's a sticky Wiki Whibley Whitby wicket, then.

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago)

<3

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

And here it is. Merry Christmas.

http://popdust.com/2012/12/12/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-nickelback-how-you-remind-me-cover/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago)

lol i actually really like it

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Tru luv.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)

hubby

love is how's life tonight (how's life), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:49 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

RUMORS

http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:39 (ten years ago)

If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:02 (ten years ago)

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:18 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

THE DREAM IS DEAD

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:25 (nine years ago)

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:32 (nine years ago)

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

Turrican, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:38 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

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