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Create a cruel tabloid headline of the future!

― dave q, Thursday, 26 September 2002 06:31 (twenty-four years ago)

' STOP MAKING SENSE - Rocker Byrne has Alzheimer's'

― dave q, Thursday, 26 September 2002 06:33 (twenty-four years ago)

"IT COULD BE NICE TO BE ALIVE- Beasties Perish In Plane Smash"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 September 2002 06:52 (twenty-four years ago)

"Now Bob Dylan, too, is blowin' in the wind..."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 26 September 2002 07:06 (twenty-four years ago)

Johnny Cash: "There Goes The Man In Black"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 September 2002 07:09 (twenty-four years ago)

"Denny Laine Back In Wings"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 September 2002 07:09 (twenty-four years ago)

mick jagger: "quadraplegic, and unable to tour: now we can all get some satisfaction"

lou reed: "vicious - you hit me with an anvil"

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BOWIE LAID LOW
NAS DESPERATELY ILL(MATIC)
WE WON'T FORGET ABOUT DRE

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:27 (twenty-four years ago)

David Lee Roth Jumped

― Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:52 (twenty-four years ago)

BRITNEY SPEARED - megastar pop bint knifed by obssessive fan

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:23 (twenty-four years ago)

BRITNEY SPARED - megastar pop bint survives knife attack

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:26 (twenty-four years ago)

GAHAN WITH THE WIND - Mode frontman cops it for real this time!

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:26 (twenty-four years ago)

WACKO JACKO TACO ATTACKO - King Of Pop chokes to death on mexican snack

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:32 (twenty-four years ago)

DEAD ZEPPELIN - Jimmy Page gets turned over

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:34 (twenty-four years ago)

JARVIS SHOCKER - Pulp frontman invents electrical tweed suit with fatal results

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:17 (twenty-four years ago)

MOG-WHY? - Stuart Braithwaite hangs himself with last remaining strand of hair.

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:21 (twenty-four years ago)

Brittney Hears The Voice of God.
Elvis Does the Death Wiggle.
Celine's Heart Will Go On, but not Her Body

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:22 (twenty-four years ago)

Keith Richards No Longer "Not Dead Yet"

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:24 (twenty-four years ago)

NASHVILLE SKYLINE-AIR TO GROUND MISSILE HITS DYLAN PLANE

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:29 (twenty-four years ago)

NICK CAVES IN

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:50 (twenty-four years ago)

GENESIS NEMESIS / GENESIS: THE END

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:59 (twenty-four years ago)

BOWIE LAID LOW
Oscure Joke: Shouldn't that be BOWI LAID LOWE?

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 26 September 2002 11:00 (twenty-four years ago)

New York Times, Dec 7th, 2277
"EVEN IF ELVIS WAS STILL ALIVE BACK IN THE 80s AND 90s, HE'S MOST CERTAINLY DEAD BY NOW. ESPECIALLY IF HE WAS STILL EATING THOSE PEANUT BUTTER, BACON AND BANANA SANDWICHES"

or maybe a bit more succint:

"ELVIS AARON PRESLEY: DEAD. JUST FRIGGIN ACCEPT IT"

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 26 September 2002 11:04 (twenty-four years ago)

Lemmy Kilminster: Dead Men Tell No Tales

― Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 11:38 (twenty-four years ago)

LEMMY OUTTA HERE!

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:46 (twenty-four years ago)

Phil Collins, 132 years old and still making records....

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:17 (twenty-four years ago)

... World Kills Self.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:25 (twenty-four years ago)

DEADDIE VAN HALEN

― Aaron A., Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:27 (twenty-four years ago)

FLEA FLEES.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:32 (twenty-four years ago)

JOHNNY ROTTING

― Aaron A., Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:47 (twenty-four years ago)

Living In A Box Found Dead In A Box

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:49 (twenty-four years ago)

MOMUS MORTUS!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:50 (twenty-four years ago)

BEETHOVEN ROLLS BACK OVER (when Berry dies of course)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:55 (twenty-four years ago)

David Crosby dies.

― Simp Chimpleton (Rahul Kamath), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:03 (twenty-four years ago)

Actual headline from the New York Post when Jerry Garcia died:

HEAD DEADHEAD DEAD!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:16 (twenty-four years ago)

PUFF DEADY

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:18 (twenty-four years ago)

Dead Can't Really Dance. They Just kinda...lie there...

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:05 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread opens up all sorts of opportunities to say something flippant about Warren Zevon; I may be a sick, sadistic fuck, but even I have to draw the line somewhere.
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"Surgeon General reports 'Life Will Kill Ya' "

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:08 (twenty-four years ago)

...And You Will Know Us as a Band with Several Dead Members.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:09 (twenty-four years ago)

Kurt Cobain was always such a braggart...always shooting his mouth off...

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:11 (twenty-four years ago)

808 In State

Eminumb

Soul Coffin

Limp Bizkit

Dead Or Alive....um, dead i'm afraid

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:22 (twenty-four years ago)

Pyrestarter! - Prodigy wildman gets put out

Dead Rot Chilly Peppers

R.I.P Macca - and we never thought he'd croak again after the Frog Chorus

― blueski, Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:07 (twenty-four years ago)

For Q-Tip: "Breathe. And Stop."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:23 (twenty-four years ago)

Did anybody do a tasteless thing around Layne Staley and "Man in the Box" when he bought it?

― wl (wl), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:37 (twenty-four years ago)

Eminumb had me laughing out loud.

"NO KIDDING THIS TIME, HE REALLY *IS*" -- Paul McCartney actually dead.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:45 (twenty-four years ago)

Richard Hell Bound

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:49 (twenty-four years ago)

The Cure Failed

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:50 (twenty-four years ago)

This Mortal Coil Shuffled Off!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:53 (twenty-four years ago)

Stroke Suffers Stroke

(must....stop....now...)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 17:57 (twenty-four years ago)

Peter Murphy's Dead. He's Dead, He's Dead, He's Dead.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 September 2002 18:29 (twenty-four years ago)

Neil Young burns out Trnas Arc After the Gold Rush.

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 26 September 2002 21:29 (twenty-four years ago)

Ringo Starr: They took the wrong one THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 26 September 2002 22:47 (twenty-four years ago)

"_Loveless_ Creator Now Lifeless"

― Clarke B., Friday, 27 September 2002 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Richard Ashcroft: The Drugs Didn't Work

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

CHUMBAWUMBA: They Got Knocked Down, But They Won't Get Up Again

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 06:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Scott Weiland: DEAD and BLOATED

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Frank Black Bank Whack - former Pixies singer in failed heist homicide

― Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Dean and Gene Ween -- Pushin' Up Th' Little Daisies (or, Buenos Tardes, Amigos)

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful with That Axe, Roger ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

OUT OF HIS BRAIN ON THE TRAIN! Pete Townshend Loses It on British Rail, Offs Passengers and Self

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

LEMMY: Killed By Death

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

They Had a Fuzzbox and They Used It (in the Bath Tub)

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

MERLE HAGGARD: (All His Friends Are Gonna Be) Pallbearers

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:11 (twenty-three years ago)

VANILLA GETS ICED ICED, BABY!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

SUGE KNIGHT: He Was Judged By Twelve, Soon He'll Be Carried by Six

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

WELLER GOING UNDERGROUND.
YOUNG: CANCER NOT CORTEZ.
DIED SLIPPY: KARL HYDE'S CRAMPONS FAIL ON SCAFELL.
LIVE FOREVER? NOEL'S PROPHECY PROVED FALSE.

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

love that Weller one!

Dead LEAVES In The Dirty Ground (cos there's a band called Leaves you see...)

Rotting Hillbillies - obscure Knopfler side project are laid to rest

― blueski, Friday, 27 September 2002 08:03 (twenty-three years ago)

DIE NEUBAUTEN STÜRZEN EIN.

KRAFTWERK: ÜBERFAHR'N-FAHR'N-FAHR'N AUF DER AUTOBAHN.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 27 September 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

JAGGER FADES AWAY

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 27 September 2002 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)

DJ ÖTZI FOUND FROZEN IN GLACIER SHOT BY ARROW

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 27 September 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"I just can't get you out of my head" - Kylie succumbs to brain tumour

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 27 September 2002 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Billy Joel, Not Good, Dies Old.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 27 September 2002 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

1910 - 2002 Fruitgum Company

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Sonic Youthanasia?

(my apologies to the Leyton Buzzards)

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

HÜSKER DOOMED

― Ess Kay (esskay), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Kevin Shields Isn't Anything (anymore)

A little rain hurts Tom Waits! Waits dies screaming, and is put in cold, cold ground!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:57 (twenty-three years ago)

SLAYER SLAIN BY SLEIGH: Speedmetal guitarist Kerry King beheaded by runaway, reindeer-driven vehicle.

JOKESTER KILLED BY LAST LAUGH: Jaz Coleman meets his ironic end as he laughs himself into a heart attack.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY CORONAH" - One-Hit-Wonder Knack Singer exhumed for autopsy

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

shit, that should've been SLAYER PLAYER SLAIN BY SLEIGH

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Along those same lines: NODDY SLADE

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

ROGER NO DODGER: Daltrey Killed by Falling Scaffold

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

DEATH IN THE SLOW LANE - wheelchair collision wipes out last remaining Eagles

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

HÜSKER DOOMED
Bob Moulding Away in Grave
Grant Hart-Attack

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob Dylans Ashes are blowing in the wind.
Cornershop has died for the 7th time.
911 is too slow: DoA are Dead on Arrival
Art Bergman is poisoned by those popular young Canadians Sum41!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yoko Ono Nomo

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DAVE GEDGE FALLS OFF LEDGE: Weddoe wife now a Widow

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot take credit for this one, but the wife of a friend of mine offered:

"Isn't It Ironic? Alanis Dies Giving Birth!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 September 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

COHEN, COHEN, GONE...

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Friday, 27 September 2002 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Stones gather moss!

No La Tengo

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 27 September 2002 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

don't try suicide - goodbye, brian may.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST: A Grief Stricken Roger Taylor Follows Brian May's Example."

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

who wants to live forever - obviously not john deacon.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"WONDER SNUFFED: Reunited Grebo Pop combo perish in bus accident"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

thunderstruck! - freak accident takes angus young

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

thought i'd died and gone to heaven - bryan adams meets his maker.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

open your heart - madonna's heart fails during surgery.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

watch out boy, she'll chew you up! darryl hall devoured by maneater.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Fall In A Hole - Mark E. Smith is six feet under.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Ever Now And Then I Fall Apart - bonnie tyler falls prey to leprosy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

He Believed He Could Fly - deluded R. Kelly in cliff-jumping scandal!

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i'll shut up now.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 28 September 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

EDDIE VEDDER NO LONGER STILL "ALIVE"
"Better Man" singer now deader man

JON BON JOVI NOT LIVING ON PRAYER OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
Famous rocker found dead from a shot through the heart

― My name is Kenny, Saturday, 28 September 2002 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

TAINTED LUNCH - E. Coli claims Almond

― dave q, Saturday, 28 September 2002 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

MORRISSEY: THERE IS A LIGHT THAT'S JUST GONE OUT

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

ADAM AND THE ANTS...AND THE WORMS: Stuart Goddard in fatal street mugging, it was his money or his life! Dandyman now deadyman

PRETTY BAD YEAR: Piano falls on Tori Amos

― kinski (kinski), Saturday, 28 September 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

IGGY POP: IN DIRT (AND HE DON'T CARE)

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

DEADWEIGHT: Beck's body found in Modesto, then stolen home

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

'i hope i die before i get old'
(Pete, still scrapping it out with Daltrey, spikes his microphone so that a song includes an explosive sound to coincide with both of them beating up on the who? bassist's sound rig)

― george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

noriega captured and g.i.s happy after mutual ac/dc military exercise (more MI6 style really)

― george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

DE LA SOUL IS YOU-KNOW-WHAT

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

NOONE EVER REALLY DIES-SCANT CONSOLATION FOR NEPTUNES FAMILY.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

LEAVE HOME-PUBLIC STREET FUNERAL TO BE HELD FOR CHEMICAL BROTHERS

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

christine rankin adopts john cales's "graham greene" as introductory ambience card /pr re-launch -- cale baulks despite royalties from instant coffee commercials and starts wearing perry farrell earings etc. as disguise -- welsh loyalist beats local how-green-was-my-valley made-good-in-nyc-boy for not looking like a proper rugby player (takes him on tour of 'satanic mill')

― george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Morrissey: The Queen Is Dead

Rocket To The Crypt

Manics Meet Preacher

Tragedy strikes Midnight Oil: Peter Garrotted, Hirst hurt'n, No-Moginie, Rotsey rotting, Hillman now Bones.

― Poppy (poppy), Saturday, 28 September 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Gary Cherone: There's a hole in his heart

― Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

FAITHFULL NO MORE - Marianne overdoses on her Sisters Morphine

THERES NO OTHER WAY - Charmless man, 'Damon Albarn' departs the world hara-kiri style, proclaiming that Modern Life is Rubbish. Country rejoices!!

MADONNA A GONER

NIKKI SIXX FEET UNDER - Infection from penis tattoo kills Motley Crew bassist

― kinski (kinski), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

NOT GETTING BETTER: Shed 7 go to heaven after coach crash..um, in Devon.

― kinski (kinski), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

BRUCE STINGSPLEEN: Rocker dies after swallowing killer bee

LISA GERRARD: Dead can't dance

― kinski (kinski), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

DEAD KENNEDY DEAD AT KENNEDY: Jello Biafra dies of heart failure at airport

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's one thats painfully obvious....
Pete Townshend: "Grew Old Before He Died"

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Saturday, 28 September 2002 23:40 (twenty-three years ago)

CLEANING OUT HIS COFFIN
Eminem dies in alcohol-related crash after being dared to drive; world feels so empty

― My name is Kenny, Sunday, 29 September 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

THE SHOW MUST GO ON - OR MUST IT? scientists exercise the new cure for death (tm) on freddy mercury, tragically he lasted only five minutes before he had a sheer heart attack.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

BELINDA CARBOMBED. GINA: "SCHOCKED!" REST OF BAND: LIPS SEALED.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

FUN BOY THR... TWO.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

good one jody -- some stil-americans and other emmigrants who can afford not to cashing in on cheap housing subsidies in UN (who cares about them) mandated illegal shouldn't even be war zone type meditarraneana believe heaven's not only on earth but set up next to a concentration camp

― george gosset (gegoss), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"JOEY IS A PUNK CADAVER- Ramones Frontman Gets Sedated"

Yes, I know...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 29 September 2002 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

YES WE REALLY ARE THE ROBOTS! - German electronic pioneers Kraftwerk have had their brains transplanted into robotic forms of themselves from the 1970's. They hope to complete their long awaited new album by 2080.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Fergal Sharkey - SIX FEET UNDERTONES

― NickH, Sunday, 29 September 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

FOR SQUIRRELS NOW TO SQUIRRELS [already happened/probably never used]

DON'T IT MAKE HER BROWN EYE BLUE: Crystal Gayle sodomized by horse

― Andy K (Andy K), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Your second suggestion is SICK AND WRONG. Well done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

LIVE AFTER DEATH
Bruce Dickinson revived
"I wasn't fookin breathin man"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 29 September 2002 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

PETER PERRISH - Only Ones frontman dies in house fire

― zebedee (Jeff W), Monday, 30 September 2002 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Megaded - Mustaine hanged by own parachute

Badly Mauled Boy - Lion goes for the hat

Bright Eyes - Burned in a fire

Radio-Wed - Thom Yorke marries childhood sweetheart

Radio-Bred - "It's a boy" reveals Thom

Radio Ble - Frontman lacerates chest on cutting edge

Radiodead - 108 yr old rock star dies in freak bingo accident

― mei (mei), Saturday, 4 January 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

NO LONGER 'WITH' US - Faux-Punk/Pop Moppet Avril Lavigne dies from COMPLICATIONS after a freaking Sk8ing accident.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

HE REACHED FOR HIS REVOLVER
Mission of Burma guitar man Roger Miller commits suicide because wife does not grant him divorce.

KISS OFF: PAUL STANLEY ARRESTED FOR KILLING GENE SIMMONS

HAPPY
Keith states he is ecstatic Mick Jagger's bloated body found washed up on French Riviera beach.

HOW CAN I LAUGH WHEN MY BED IS BURNING?
Bald Headed Mindnight Oil Singer Dies in Hotel Fire

― KID WHSKEY, Saturday, 4 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

HEAD LIKE A HOLE - Trent Reznor found dead w/ self-inflicted gunshot wound. Hopefully he is now closer to God.

― fletrejet, Saturday, 4 January 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Di,

>>Morrissey: The Queen Is Dead
Rocket To The Crypt<<

Absolutely brilliant!

Kid,

>>HE REACHED FOR HIS REVOLVER
Mission of Burma guitar man Roger Miller commits suicide because wife does not grant him divorce.<<

I've got a BIG problem with this one! It should have read: "Mission of Burma guitar man Roger Miller commits suicide because LOUDMOUTH BITCH OF A WIFE does not grant him divorce."

― Ralley Haines, Sunday, 5 January 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Maurice Gibb, Bassist for the Bee Gees, Dies at 53

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 12 January 2003 09:12 (twenty-three years ago)

ROBERT PLANTED

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 12 January 2003 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Maurice Gibb's message gets through with one hour to go!

― dave q, Sunday, 12 January 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

PAUL IS DEAD - NO, SERIOUSLY, HE'S REALLY DEAD; NO, WE MEAN IT, HE IS NOT ALIVE ANYMORE

GOD IS DEAD - ERIC CLAPTON INVOLVED IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

BEATLES TO REUNITE! - PAUL AND RINGO DIE

― musically (musically), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifDOVES CRY -- PRINCE DIEShttp://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

He was born, and 87 years later, he was dead: Damo Suzuki

In related news: Fan describes wang spotting incident

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

2089: NEIL YOUNG SAYS, "ARCHIVES NEXT YEAR"

― bonymaronie, Monday, 12 December 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Highway to Hell: AC/DC die on a freak car accident.

Or, if they were good boys and are going to heaven:
AC/DC w/C.

― Caroline loves stars, Monday, 12 December 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

The men here are obsessed with other men...mentioning endless names of only men.

They think that men are the only sex in the world.

Men here don't think women are people.

I am sorry, but the music industry is sexist.
I don't care about all these male stars...

I don't care about who is a star.

My mother is a musician then alot of the men you are mentioning.

― mariesa sabriel, Monday, 12 December 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

you're on a roll!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

My mother is a better musician and far more accomplished then most of the men you are mentioning here.

I am a better musician then Neil Young....
and a better writer.

I don't care about all these men....

― mariesa sabriel, Monday, 12 December 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

lay off the Neil, tho.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

ALL SHOOK DEAD -- Westerberg Taken Down to Hospital Too Late

MALKMUS STOPS BREATHING

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

PETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES
"American Girl" Troubadour, Wife Survived By Two Daughters

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

(I demand a bonus point for the fact that Tom Petty indeed is married with two daughters)

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

46 Grave.

― nickn (nickn), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

fifty cent shot.

― Stephen C (ihope), Monday, 12 December 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Hey, why don't you support the local artists in your neighborhoods instead of sitting her starstruck.

I am not a immature. I am not starstruck and never was.

Who cares about these people?

I could care less.

Anyone got a flyswatter?????

― Matt...suck, Monday, 12 December 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I once was singing this professional gig ...it was a christmas concert and I was paid...
there was a harpist from Curtis Institute.

anyway....
the pastor had terminal cancer..
I sang this very high note at the end of this piece...
500 people were sitting there and .tv. cameras....

the man dropped over...right at my high note...

everyone rushed over to the pastor....

this was in Philadelphia...

It was awful...\

All I could say that night, I knocked them dead.

― mariesa sabriel, Monday, 12 December 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

The Dead Boys... alive and well at 98, explain how low carb diets, regular jogs and a healthy dose of laughter worked for them!

― Doggin it, Monday, 12 December 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

you are a fuckin' bizarre one, mariesa.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 12 December 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Mariesa, I don't think you really understand the point of this thread.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

but we love you, anyway

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Daltrey Didn't Quite Get His Wish

Aneurysm Breaks Matthew Wilder's Stride

Mayer No Longer Invincible

Marchant Dies, ILM Traffic Declines By 64%

Clayton-Thomas Dies, Child Born to Carry On

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

EKG Soudsystem

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

ECG, obv.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

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