POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

Fields Of Dick really hits the spot for me.

I'm really feeling how they replace the sax line in Baker Dick with a vocal. And, of course, Orinoco Dick is just beautiful.

gotta go for Dancing In My Dick. The lyric changes are the funniest

Dick in Heaven is the one that most needed to be made. Plus that title!

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

Do They Know It's My Dick? a sleeper in this one

clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

lmao this is amazing

nice job on the thread title btw

"been workin' at a my deck store"

DICK obv

this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK

flagged that post

people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this

"ironic dick" has an admirable purity

Holy fucking awesome fuck

I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars

not really but I wanted to

album of the year

no joke this is the music of my dreams

baker dick is incredible

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

okay yes to this

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

I really could vote for any of these.

omg baker dick

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

yeah

ah this is hilare

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

"Two Dicks" by a mile

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying

Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material

yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean

I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

rofl

hero

*applause*

xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)

sounds like a philip j dick story

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

omg More Than My Dick is beautiful

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

this is completely OTM btw

interview with my dick

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

How did I not see any of this until just now?

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently

I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.

I downloaded it for just that reason.

"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.

I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".

OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.

I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.

i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick

"there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear"

also: billy joel still unlistenable

"My dick is on my dick"

dancing in my dick is amazing

"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"

still stand by Fields Of Dick

ew

fields of dick vs. wall o' gina

"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level

voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)

i have baker dick stuck in my head : /

sounds painful

four minutes

Yeah this is going to pretty much ruin the originals for me of about half the tracklist, which is fine of course

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

we have a wiener

Totally on board with Baker Dick winning, but disappointed this poll didn't have 500 voters.

damn, glad a threw a vote to fast dick

was really hard not to open this thread at work today

I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.

voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day

cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people

http://f0.bcbits.com/z/27/25/2725461338-1.jpg

If you want to contact My Dick for any reason, please click right here.

Thanks again for your support,
My Dick

"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"

(Boner Track)

just for fun my dick says....get a job

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

said someone's gotta take care of my dick
so I quit school that's what I did

this is amazing

I really appreciate that he synth-drummed the cymbal crash triplets on the baker dick - it's the subtleties

It's dick o clock on a my dick day
regular dicks shufflin' in

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:09 PM

this really gets to the root of what makes these so fun... so much of "What's Up, My Dick" is just "dick my dick my" that when he finally sings "Oh my GOD MY dick", it is funny to the bone.

kinda reminds me of the Culturcide album from the 80's, but those lyrics were way more pointed.

underrated so far: "Harden My Dick".

He also makes a big point of saying ”barley” in fields of dick, which really cracked me up for some reason

Was avoiding thread at work but omg this has just made my dick.

I don't want to find this so funny but I've listened to Piano Dick three times in a row and "my dick's at the bar they put bread in my dick and say dick what are you doing here" makes me howl with laughter every time.

I've changed my mind. Clearly Dancing in my Dick is the best thing that's ever happened ever.

I just listened to it 4 times.

._.

Heyyyyyy, my dick!

More Than My Dick is the way this should be performed ongoing

surely one of those scientists or doctors could have been left off the macarthur fellows list this year to make room for my dick

WANNA CHANGE MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK

I've had very little sleep today and this is literally the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

"i'm so tired and bored of my dick"

you and me both brother

"At Frank's Arms are open, At Frank's Arms are soft, At Frank's Arms are warm and welcoming."

The way he sings "soft" kills me.

yes I wanted to mention the amazing parodies in the awards ceremony, every single one of those just kills me. I was singing "Hanging with Chico on the flipside" or whatever it is yesterday.

shawnie d, shawnie d
I'm the same shawn I used to be

I am not having a very good day today so I thought listening to "Dancing in my dick" might help. I am hear to report that it did and I'm not having a giggle fit while simultaneously chair dancing at my desk. My dick is the best.

I am hear

err, here

lol OK I don't think I'd heard Orinoco Dick until just now.

:)

this thing really is perfect

Of course my computer then froze right when I had the window open and was bopping along and a co-worker came by. Uh, what's that? Oh just My Dick. NBD. :/

Orinoco Dick might be my favorite

It's hilarious!

AOTY

I feel like "Ironic Dick" is being massively underrated

the backing vocals on ironic dick are perfect

They are all magic, but I have to say Dancing In My Dick is the best

"Sitting around crying by a broken dick"

MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK - just kills be but also yeah there are a lot of gems in that one for sure. It's my fave.

YOU SIT AROUND GETTING MY DICK
THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE MY DICK'S ON ME
I SHAKE MY DICK OFF MY SHOULDERS
COME ON BABY MY DICK'S ON ME

I have a feeling my dick could be someone!

be some dick, be some dick

I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.

~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~

"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding

i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick

last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(

"this release".

still going hard

got my hopes up that this had placed in the albums poll when i saw this bumped this morning :(

Well, I think I might have finally found someone who doesn't think My Dick is the greatest thing ever. It's a sad day.

it's my dick its my dick

WHEN MY DICK IS AT THE WHEEL

I've been giving all manner of pop songs the "my dick" treatment in my head, it's an illness. "I Wanna Hold My Dick", "Torn My Dick", "My Dick Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us", "Don't Dream It's My Dick", "My Dick Killed The Radio Star" &c &c.

It's fun but I think this may have ruined all music for me.

fields of dick got shafted

^

Baker Dick 05:44

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOIs4UVAby0

a lot of these are funny but "baker dick" is an old joke to me

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

have cried so much from laughing so hard that now i need to go to bed.

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

deep otm

/Baker Dick 05:44/

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years


Yeah it's a safe bet that few of us have listened to Howard Stern since "Private Parts" came out

otm

Sterns move to satellite was kind of a career killer, not that he doesn't make money and stuff but he's so niche now

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

otm. And then there's sort of this fluid movement into & out of sense that goes from "ok that's just 'my dick' in a meaningless context" to "oh fuck that works perfectly" in this dizzy way

"My dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime.
My dick can't buy a job.
My dick in a silk suit my dick spies
My dick my dick's eye.
Just for fun, my dick says: 'Get a job.'
That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change
that's just the way my dick is
ah, but don't you believe my dick"

They say, 'Hey, my dick, you can't my dick where the my dick goes
'cause my dick don't look like they do'
I said, 'Hey, my dick, how my dick to think about my dick?
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'

That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change.
That's just the way my dick is.
Ah, but don't you believe my dick."

Apparently, recording has begun for the sophomore album: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549378655081611&set=a.528881050464705.122653.519452694740874&type=1

I love the singing on "Piano Dick".

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

aero praising their lyrical prowess is next-level

i have been going around the past few days singing "sail away sail away on my dick it's pretty good."

where is Chariots of Dick?

gives new meaning to the word "instrumental"

DYING at the Clapton vocals in "Dick in Heaven."

i think my dick is clumsy

On second thought, the scatting in "Two Dicks" is perhaps the definite highlight.

imydick all the people, my dick life in peace eurghhhooo-ooo

how am I still finding this hilarious

Like d4n, I was at first disappointed that No Dick wasn't No Scrubs, but I think it's still my second favorite after only Fast Dick.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/194456/an-exclusive-interview-with-my-dick

My Dick is extremely hard to get a hold of.

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"Dancing In The Dark" came on when i was in the bank earlier and i burst out laughing

There's individual moments in all of the tracks which make me burst out into laughter, but 'Dancing In My Dick' is the one which has me laughing throughout.

I also love 'The Ghost Of Ian Curtis' thing... and this guy can do such a convincing impression of Brett Anderson he should consider doing a record of Suede pisstakes!

I really like the choice of words to substitute. Oftentimes a phrase will come up and you figure it's going to be _this_ way and they actually sing it _this_ way and it's even funnier. For instance in "Imagine Dick" I figured the line would be "Above us only my dick" where they sing "Above my dick, only sky" which really drives home less the absurdity of swapping out the lyrics and more the actual masturbatory nature inherent in the original song.

"and my dick won't be in Africa this Christmastime"

Is it all sorts of wrong that I woke up this morning with 'Fast Dick' in my head?

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ This gets me chuckling every damn fucking time!

This seemed like a good evening to revisit Tracy Chapman's first album, and it took me 0.00000067 seconds into "Fast Car" to remember this song was about to be ruined for me.

been workin at a my dick store

and i work in a market as a checkout girl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3MCD2n7JGYU#t=84s

FYI

Still funny.

otm

omd

Where's album #2?

Don't rush my dick.

Still funny. Played the Bruce parody this morning when i woke up and it got me into a great mood!

My dick's just sittin' in a dump like this!

everybody wang dick tonight
everybody chung dick tonight

"It's a pretty good crowd for a mydickday and my dick gives me a smile, 'cause he knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see to forget about their dicks for a while."

brilliant genius

so its fun when people ask you "what are you listening to lately" and then you reply "have you heard about my dick? you need to experience my dick."

and just let it hang there for a bit.

dying re-reading this thread. I don't dare actually listen -- can't bring My Dick into the office.

Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.

"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."

this album is a grower

Lol

really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime

that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing

its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick

m'dick passed a law in '64 to give m'dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far (pretty far actually)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46q7GrusJw

i feel bad for overlooking do they know my dick. all i could listen to was Fields of Dick and i totally missed out on this gem

Just a reminder: if you're voting in the ILM end of year poll, vote My Dick!

protip for immature people, name yourself "my dick" in all lowercase when u play videogames

here's the story so far:

http://i.imgur.com/IVIZUpM.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/lwx6LQW.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/ebfs0VP.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/vqxn1k1.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/TLkZMDG.jpg?1

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/5370952-882031-emoticon-showing-thumb-up.jpg

omgd

JF i feel it is very disingenuous to try and get this to place on a 2013 poll when it was clearly a 2012 release

December 2012 = year of impact.

itt: arguments about my dick's release

lol

2013 was certainly the year that i got the most enjoyment out of my dick, fwiw.

i guess you could say my dick just barely came out in 2012

my dick is still huge in 2014

And it's only getting bigger!

yeah i think in 2012 we really experienced just the tip of my dick.

lolol

the end of a 2012 was a challenging time for the release of my dick, coming on the heels of kesha, one direction and others

i don't understand, you ejaculated on the kesha & one directions' feet? i don't believe you.

not their feet, their heels. their six-inch spike heels.

actually, my dick tried to cover one direction, but they were not pleased about it

feel like my dick might be risking overexposure lately

I love my dick!

oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX

Can't believe NV is beating my dick like this.

can we talk more about how heels are pretty hot. red or black please. yummy!

ew at the non-reg ad that I saw at the top of this page before I logged in

oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX

― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, January 6, 2014 6:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you must feel almost like you're choking on my dick at this point

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7992328960/h9B81E47D/

lol

looooool

irl lols

still laughing

my dick my

Ha! I posted that to their facebook wall just the other day.

when this fails to make me laugh, it's time to leave this life

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rofl

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's one of my greatest regrets as a poster on these boards that i didn't say "lmdo" here

I kept hearing about My Dick, but I never fully experience My Dick until today. Now I'm really regretting not voting for My Dick on the albums poll. It could have at least tied with The 20/20 Experience,

it's one of my greatest regrets as a poster on these boards that i didn't say "lmdo" here

smdd

videotape case jpeg is still making me lol

always nice to see Patrick Stewart on My Dick

I check my dick in thuh meer-uh

wanna change my dick my dick my dick

you can't start a fire without my dick

in these trying times, i'm glad we all still agree on my dick

my dick in the wild:

i was having a really shitty day and i went to whole foods for lunch by myself and was kinda sad but then "your kiss is on my list" by hall & oates came on in the store and it made me think of my dick and my dick made me smile

I reckon they should call their next album My Dick's Second Coming

That would be a little bit too on-the-dick.

Another year is ending without My Dick.

i heard that it leaked, actually

it was a torrent actually

they pulled it at the last second

my dick just doesn't work that consistently anymore

My dick tl;dr

what a bust

my dick would have topped your rear-end list

I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand

not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow

Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...

Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo

Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.

baker dick

Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.

Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.

Two Dicks seems huge to me today.

told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him

good of you to give him the tip

wow hard to believe it's been so long

I also have a penis

gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.

bringing my dick to a penis fight

gotta say my dick has aged very well

Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.

Fast Dick is underrated

Baker Dick is GOAT though

Harden My Dick 03:17 0

how do you fuckers look in the mirror

Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.

This is still hilarious

also M@tt OTM

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols

I wonder: When will My Dick come again?

With a new record I mean, don't be gross.

how long must we wait jntil

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols

(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)

hope it wasn't a one-off

Songs where the singer/protagonist comes off as a serious dick without meaning to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWCWFA_2Wa4

I'm listening to my dick at work

My Name Is My Dick is underrated

fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears

otm

But when will we get a sophomore album?

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Me @ Sam Goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A

Do They Know It's My Dick kept me sane through Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VzIzXgXak

oh you’ve seen my dick? name five of his albums

— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) May 23, 2022

My dick gets up in the morning
My dick is moving round the place

i legit think about this album every day

"From Peru to Cebu
Hear the power of my dick"

My Dick makes me cry, every time.

"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"

I am inspired to do / put together a response album called "Your Dick" ... as I do not have a dick, but I have experience with dicks

i had recorded an Iron Maiden-y inspired take on "Our God is an Awesome God" rebranded "My Cock is an Awesome Cock" many years ago. should have recorded another 9 dick worship songs

^^ yep

Spotted this on a metal blog today:

DragonCum
Good To The Last Drop
Country: United States
Genre: Power Metal

Tracklist:
01. Say Our Band Name (03:22)
02. Good To The Last Drop (04:49)
03. Slut Of Darkness (03:39)
04. Feed My Meat (03:47)
05. Castration Of The Dragon Nation (04:16)
06. Pull Down My Pants And You'll Get A Big Surprise (05:19)
07. Friends With Benefits (03:51)
08. Respect My Boundaries (06:01)
09. Savage Thrust (04:11)
10. The Final Cumming (09:14)

Steel Panther decided to go epic

huge lol at “Respect My Boundaries”

Lmao at Say Our Band Name

Spunk rock!

It's a massive production

This record will be ten years old in December. It remains a timeless masterpiece.

And it's still pay-what-you-want in Bandcamp.

my dick, my dick in my pocket, that's my dick now

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

otm

on the other hand:

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more

I am re-reading this thread and laughing so hard I am crying, good times

we will all remember where we were when we heard My Dick

Baker Dick

Hello My Dick my old friend

I still think of “we can sail we can sail on my dick it’s pretty good” almost every day

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prior to this post the word "dick" appeared in this thread 392 times

Re-listening to this, I was really appreciating the dedication to the concept - in each song, he really goes out of his way to insert "my dick" into as many lyrics as possible. E.g. he could just sing "Would my dick be the same, if you saw it in heaven," but instead he sings "Would my dick be the same, if you saw my dick in heaven." That's craft.

I check my dick in the mirror
want to change my dick my dick my dick

I had “Anne Frank’s Arms” going through my head all day.

bc of posting a link at nobody says hardon anymore I just realized that My Dick turned 10 years old last month

Baker Dick

I am laughing all over again

Only 14 more years until My Dick is eligible for the rock Hall of Fame. Not to early to start campaigning.

c'mon baby my dicks on me

the way he leans into the word "barley" in Fields of Dick just kills me

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

yeah it's the lyrical variations (so to speak) that really make this perfect

e.g.

dick my dick
dick my dick
dick my dick

my dick my
my dick my
my dick my

Harden my dick funny not just because of how perfectly the substitution works, but for vocalist goofily straining wildly to get the high notes instead of cheating. Respect

Let's all meet up in my dick 2000
Won't it be strange when my dick's fully grown?
Be there at the dick by the fountain down the road
I never knew that you'd get my dick
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely my dick years ago

You were working as a my dick in a my dick bar
When I met you
I picked my dick, I shook my dick
And turned you around
Turned you into my dick new
Now five years later on you've got my dick at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's my dick who put you where you are now
And I can put my dick back down too.

Don't. Don't you want my dick?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't my dick
Don't. Don't you want my dick?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't my dick

It's much too late to find
When you think you've changed your mind
You'd better change my dick or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me, my dick?
Don't you want me? Oh!
Don't you want me, my dick?
Don't you want me? Oh!

Baker Dick

separate poll needed for the songs nominated in "My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper"

My dick's in the basement
Mixing up my dick again
I’m on the pavement
Thinking bout my dick again

sorry - Subterranean Homedick Blues

All in all, you're just a nother dick in the wall

Ain't That a Dick in the Head

just realized that Jolene can = My Dick

Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'

he's talking to God here

It's the way you love me
It's a feeling like this
It's centrifugal motion
It's perpetual bliss
It's that pivotal moment
It's oh subliminal
My dick, my dick, it's criminal
My dick, my dick

Or even

If you wanna know if he lives you so
It's in his dick (that's where it is)

Tender is my dick lying by your side
Tender is the dick of someone that you love too much
Tender is my dick the demons go away
Lord, I need to find someone who can heal my dick
My dick, my dick, my dick
Get through it
My dick, my dick, my dick
My dick's the greatest thing

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a my dick
Sometimes I feel like my only dick
Is the city I live in, the city of my dick
Lonely as my dick, together we cry
I drive on her streets 'cause she's my dick companion
I walk through my dick 'cause she knows who I am
She sees my good dick and she kisses me windy
Well, I never worry, now that is my dick
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did my dick
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did my dick
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

this one has the most promise of the ones you posted ... imo ... but i would make these changes:

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a my dick
Sometimes I feel like my only dick
Is the my dick I live in, the city of my dick
Lonely as my dick, together my dick
My dick on her streets 'cause she's my dick companion
I walk through my dick 'cause she knows who my dick
She sees my good dick and she kisses me windy
Well, I never worry, now that is my dick
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did my dick
Take me to my dick I love
Take my dick the way
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did my dick
Take me to the my dick love
Takemy dick the way

It's my dick
And I'll cry if I want to

just realized that Jolene can = My Dick

My dick
My dick
My dick, my dick
I'm begging of you please, don't take my dick

My dick
My dick
My dick, my dick
Please don't take my dick because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of my dick hair
With ivory skin and eyes of my dick
Your smile is like my dick of spring
Your voice is soft just like my dick
And I cannot compete with you
My dick

<3

Out here in my dick
I fight for my dick
I put my dick into my living

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold my dick
I wanna hold my dick
I wanna hold my dick

Oh, please, say to me
And let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold my dick

all this is showing me is that not everyone can write dick lyrics as well as My Dick, not that these are bad but...

That and the arrangements. His reimagining of the sax line in “Baker Street” is [chef’s kiss]. I literally did a spit-take when I first heard it.

Crud, looks like wins came up with that 10 years ago. Oh well, good job wins.

Last Christmas, I gave you my dick
But the very next day you gave it away

all this is showing me is that not everyone can write dick lyrics as well as My Dick, not that these are bad but...

― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, March 19, 2023 12:23 PM (ten minutes ago)

I think there's also a curatorial aspect involved, like, not every popular song works well as a My Dick song. I think the RHCP one definitely fits with the My Dick oeuvre, whereas some of the other ones ilxors have attempted, aren't really My Dick material, y'know?

like -- here's another example:

Billie Jean is not my dick
She's just a girl who claims that I am my dick
But my dick is not my son
She says I am my dick, but my dick is not my dick

the chorus can definitely work with the My Dick aesthetic, but the verses would be idk not really My Dick?

Just about a year ago
I set out on the road
Seekin' my dick and fortune
And lookin' for a pot of dick
My dick got bad and my dick got worse
I guess you know my dick
Oh Lord, stuck in my dick again

The songs have to be the kind that take themselves a bit too seriously and could use knocking down a rung

I really like:

My name is My Dick
I love on the My Dick floor

Good point, dog Latin. "My dick is on fire with passionate love" is too easy.

But something like "I'm starting with my dick in the mirror" has more potential, I think.

But maybe I am not as in tune with the My Dick aesthetic - ahem, aesthetDICK - as other posters itt.

I love that a decade later we don't have to sort thru ten or more volumes of my dick, easy as that would have been, this is pure artistry, no guilding of lillys or legs on snakes, just my dick and that is plenty

Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

I used to be a my dick from the my dick days
My dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nights
My aching dick would bleed for you to see
Oh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)
(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)

CHORUS:
No more my dick yous
My dick is leaving me
My dick I love you
Changes are shifting outside my dick

I used to have demons in my dick at night
My dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicks
Oh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)
(Whistling my dick to make me cry)

(My Dick Chorus)

My dick was being really crazy
But my dick will only come
And you know what, my dick?
Everyone was being really my dick
The my dicks are crazy
There are my dicks outside

(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)

Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick

I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.

Pole.

“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.

city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder

Best poll

I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up

The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.

it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick

blended dick haircut

Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.

So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.

Can’t Feel My Dick
Lose Yourself to Dick
Rolling in my Dick
Shape of Dick
Shake My Dick
Hotline Dick
Shallow Dick
Wrecking Dick
Old Town Dick
Take My Dick to Church
Stay With My Dick
Somebody that I Used to Dick
When I Was Your Dick

Dick Me Maybe

Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick

Dick Horse

We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place

Wait, no Uptown Dick?

“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great

so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick

Try That in a Small Dick

or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?

dickless by my bloody dick

has my dick gone too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds

!!!!

My Dick
June 28
Ok fine we'll do another record.

via their FB after reaching 5K followers

so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be

hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

My Dick North Of Dickmond

has my dick gone too far

pretty far, actually

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

― Mark G

See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:

“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”

“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”

I got dick in low places

my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my

like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick

Thank You For The My Dick

Thank you for being my dick

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my dick
My dick’s waitin'
Come and jump on it

Islands In My Dick

I went to the Bandcamp site and it said

If you like My Dick, you may also like:

don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls

Candle In My Dick

Goodbye, Nor My Dick
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold my dick
While my dicks around you crawled
My dick crawled out of the woodwork
And it whispered into your brain
My dick set you on the treadmill
And my dick made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like my dick in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the dick set in
And I would've liked to know my dick
But I was just a kid
My dick burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest dick you ever played
Hollywood created a my dick star
And dick was the price you paid
Even when my dick died
Oh, the dicks still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that my dick was found in the nude

Head Like My Dick

Black as my dick
I’d rather die
Than give you my dick

I hurt my dick today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my dick
The only dick that's real

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

I did it all for my dick
(Come on) my dick
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick

1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door

Black hole dick
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole dick
Won't you come
Won't you come

also lol neando for that last one

i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh

i have some bad news for y'all

Fingertips on my dick as I dip
Gotta get a tight grip, don't slip,
loose dicks sink ships

My dick is an awesome dick
It reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
My dick is an awesome dick

What's with these homies dissin' my dick?
Why do they gotta front?
What did my dick do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, and my dick is yours
Woo-hoo, and my dick is mine
Woo-hoo, my dick is for all time

Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dick
Oh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about my dick anyway
I don't care 'bout that

My sweet dick (hallelujah)
Hm, my dick (hallelujah)
My, my, my dick (hallelujah)
I really want to dick you (hallelujah)
Really want to dick with you (hallelujah)
Really want to show you my dick(AhhhAhhhh)
But it won't take long, my dick (hallelujah)
Hm, hm (hallelujah)

hare my dick
my dick krishna

My long and winding dick
That leads to your door

My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dick
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing my dick
Jai guru my, dick
Nothing's gonna change my dick

You're asking me will my dick grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show

He blew my dick out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen my dick before

It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased my dick
But you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?
It goes like this: my dick, my dick
The minor dick and the major dick
The baffled king composing Dickallujah
Dickallujah
Dickallujah

You know my dick my dick
Is on my list
Of the best things in life

And you could have my dick
My empire of dick.
My dick will let you down.
My dick will make you hurt.
If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.

Come on skinny dick, what happened here?
Suckle on my dick in light brassiere
My, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dick
My dick load is full, so slow on the split

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)

really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

dog latin otm

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

happy dick day to you

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

Happy my dick day, table!

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick

sail my dick sail my dick

<3

My dick my / my dick my / my dick my

just for fun my dick says get a job

Pray for the other dicks

Shake dick like a Polaroid picture...

if the artists are reading this, please invent a long backstory, an epic feud, and an imminent reunion

involving dicks ofc

I mean, that could be the actual story here! idk

A true measuring contest

"he wasn't interested in the original material I was bringing to the band. he said I was trying too hard to be like Tonetta. but the real rift came when he calculated girth incorrectly."

"You know that Summer penis is gonna haunt you the rest of your life" -- Jonathan Richman

https://www.menshealth.com/uk/sex/a759340/summer-penis-is-a-thing-and-you-probably-have-it/

my dick, where you going with that cum in your hand

My name is My Dick...
I live on the My Dick floor

"Delivery for a... My Dick?"
"Oh no, you've got floor 3. It's on the My Dick floor above"

“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” came on at work and I had to excuse myself because I was giggling so hard I was crying thinking about the My Dick version

if you go to the Bandcamp and scroll to the bottom, the RIYL engine gives you "If you like My Dick, you may also like:"

Baker Dick

Did they not do "My Duck will tear us apart" ?

Blummin spelling corrector ..

Meter doesn't line up correctly

My Dick's selections were perfect really. Most of the songs are played-out commercial radio staples that needed taking down a rung

Never meant to cause my dick any trouble
Never meant to cause my dick any pain
Only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in my purple dick

My Dick keeps on giving

My Dick … I got My my Dick 40s
My Dick … Rolling on my dick

….
What you got in my dick?

My dick been running hot
You got me ticking, now don't blow my dick
If you start my dick
If you start my dick, I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop

Sting is playing with Shaggy at a venue near our house, and we were joking around about a collab, which then reminded me of “Fields of Dick” which truly is one of the funnier ones on this record.

I
I will be my dick
And you
You will be my dick
Though nothing
Will drive my dick away
We can beat my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
Just for one day
And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink my dick all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a my dick fact
Yes, we're lovers
And that is that
Though nothing
Will keep my dick together
We could steal my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
For ever and ever
What d'you say?

don't you wonder sometimes about sound and my dick?

said someone’s gotta take care of my dick, so i quit school that’s what i did

His name was always my dick
And he’d shrug and ask to stay
And she’d sigh like Twig the My Dick
And turn her face away
She’s uncertain if she likes my dick
But she knows she really loves my dick
It’s a crash course for the ravers
It’s a drive-in my dick

So, so you think you can tell
My dick from hell
My dick from pain
Can you tell my dick
From a cold steel rail?
My dick from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
My dick for ghosts?
My dick for trees?
My dick for a cool breeze?
My dick for change?
And did you exchange
My dick in the war
For a lead role in my dick?

How I wish, how I wish you were my dick
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in my dick
Year after year
Running my dick over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were my dick

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_3rd_Rock_from_the_Sun_episodes

Beautiful

S2e11 a low-effort week

I introduced this to a fellow enthusiast of a wide variety of genres a couple of weeks back and he 1) couldn’t stop the chuckles, and 2) also couldn’t stop trying to be an adult, telling me it was all totally inappropriate.

My dick’s still got it!

Zombie by the Cranberries is begging for My Dick's treatment

i never my dick my dick lightly
and my dick my dick has been broken
but my dick and my dick's still left
my dick my dick is gold
we'll walk in fields of dick

my dick
is a very very very fine dick
with two dicks in the yard
my dick used to be so hard
now my dick is so easy cuz of dick

My dick, get away
Go get a good job with my dick, and you're okay
My dick it's a gas
Grab my dick with both hands and make a stash

My dick, my dick, my dick
Think I'll buy my dick a football team

My dick, well, get back
I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my dick
My dick, it's a hit
Don't give my dick that do goody-good bullshit

My dick's in the hi-fidelity first class travelling set
Think my dick needs a Learjet

My dick, it's a crime
Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my dick
My dick, so they say
Is the root of all evil today

But if you ask for my dick
It's no surprise that they're giving my dick away

Lol

Just when I thought I got my dick to fall in love with Tennessee
I shoulda known better than to take my dick back to Abilene
I put my dick right back in her arms
My dick wasn't a match for that kinda spark

My dick's from Texas, I can tell by the way
My dick's two steppin' 'round the room
And judgin' by my dick that's written on my face
There's nothin' I can do

It doesn't take a crystal dick to see
My dick always finds a way to leave
Drinkin' Dickel by myself
I'm choosin' my dick, I can tell

old man, look at my dick
i'm a lot like my dick

old man, look at my dick
a two-by-four and there's so much more
live alone in a paradise that makes me think of dick