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After an 8 year gap, Boston returned with Third Stage in 1986. I was twelve at the time and had probably heard "More Than a Feeling" on the radio some before then, but it was really the first real blast of Boston I ever experienced. Aside from the drums sounding like complete garbage here, this is probably Scholz's best collection of songs (and Brad Delp sounds amazing). Whatchu like?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
"Amanda"	9
"Cool the Engines"	4
"We're Ready"	1
"Can'tcha Say (You Believe in Me)/Still in Love"	0
"I Think I Like It"	0
"To Be a Man"	0
"A New World" (Instrumental)	0
"My Destination"	0
"The Launch: a) Countdown; b) Ignition; c) Third Stage Separation"	0
"Hollyann"	0

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

this is probably Scholz's best collection of songs

http://www.mariquita.com/images/photogallery/vegetablesatoz/shallots/shallots%20spring-med.jpg

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

jesus fuck no

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

Amanda is great, but everything else is like a sad echo of the punch & energy of the first album. And I don't think Delp sounds that amazing, he sounds kinda restrained/strangled to me.

phil otm

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

I shouldn't have started this poll. I realize it is my secret shame.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)

I will admit to secretly liking "Cool the Engines," but it's still not a patch on "Hitch A Ride" or "Peace Of Mind."

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

it's okay JF, it makes you more human :)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

"Cool The Engines" for me. Great liner notes.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

i've heard "Can'tcha Say (You Believe in Me)" on the radio a few times and it's kind of terrible.

― sup (billstevejim), Friday, 16 August 2013 07:09 (twelve years ago)

ayup

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

I remember the first time the local FM rock station played "Amanda." After the song ended, there were several seconds of uncharacteristic dead air. Finally the DJ comes on and says, "We waited eight years for that?"

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

Haha!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIE
AND TOUCH YOUR BIG OLE BOOTY

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU THE SPOT
AND DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE UP THE STAIRS
AND SEE YOUR UNDERWEARS

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE WILLOWS
AND SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MALL
AND YOU AND I WILL BALL

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT
AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA RIDE WITH YOU UPSTATE
AND TOGETHER MASTURBATE

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)

FIRST WE SHARE AN ICE CREAM FLOAT
AND THEN WE MOTORBOAT

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND
AND CLIMB YOUR VENUS MOUND

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TIE YOU UP TODAY
LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA FEEL YOUR LONG BLACK STOCKING
AND GET THESE BOOTS A KNOCKING

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

I'm glad this thread turned out okay after all.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND VOMIT ON YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE A NAP
THEN WATCH YOU MAKE IT CLAP

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT
AND PARTY EVERY DAY

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

hahaha

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

thank you all for humoring my descent back into middle school

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT
THE OTHER DAY
I OPENED AND READ IT
IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

THAT'S GREAT
IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE
BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE
LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

I AM THE FLOWER YOU ARE THE SEED
WE WALKED IN THE GARDEN WE PLANTED A TREE

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA SEE YOU KICKSTART NUDE
AND GET MY BOTTLE CHEWED

AMANDA

― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

omg lol

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA PLAY A BOSTON SONG
AND WAVE AROUND MY DONG

AMANDA

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

AND I TRY
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

hahaha

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

think we all know which song will win the poll

― Lee626, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR LYIN EYES
AND YOUR SMILE IS A THIN DISGUISE

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

NOW SHE WANT A PHOTO
YOU ALREADY KNOW THO
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
THAT'S THE MOTTO

AMANDA

#YOLO

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA KNOW WHAT TURNS YOU ON
SO I CAN BE ALL THAT AND MORE

AMANDA

― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

NOT ON THE BED LAY ME ON YOUR SOFA
CALL BEFORE YOU COME I NEED TO SHAVE MY CHOCHA

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

IF I COULD FLY
I'D PICK YOU UP
AND TAKE YOU INTO THE NIGHT
AND SHOW YOU LOVE

AMANDA

― Lee626, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

^^ winner

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST
AND YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO BURST

AMANDA

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

bwaahah

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

ha!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

I hope La Lechera doesn't wander into this thread by accident.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

ONE HAND ON THE STICK
AND ONE HAND ON THE STICK

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

omg phil

― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE BACK FUDGE IS MADE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

I sing these kinds of things to "Amanda" around all the house all the time so this thread is solid gold to me

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

THERE'S A PLACE IN FRANCE
WHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

ahahaah

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

HALLO MUDDAH HALLO FADDAH
HERE I AM AT CAMP GRANADA

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

IT'S ELECTRIC
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

I HEARD MY MAMA CRY
I HEARD HER PRAY THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED (DADALADADA)

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME
HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)

VIDEO
GAMES

AMANDA

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)
DOCTOR WHO
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)

THE MILK TRUCK EASED INTO MY SPACE
SOMEBODY SCREAMED SOMEWHERE

AMANDA

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)

KICKIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT
SITTIN' IN THE BACK SEAT

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

BE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
AMANDA

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

A DEATH FOR NO REASON
AND DEATH FOR NO REASON IS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

I'M ALIVE, I'M DEAD
I AM THE STRANGER KILLING

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

this album is overblown in places, but I vote "We're Ready" for the guitar work and catchy melody.

― Neanderthal, Friday, 16 August 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

MENOMA
BA DEE PI DEE PI

AMANDA

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER HERE YOU ARE
AMANDA

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

TIGER TIGER BURNING BRIGHT
IN THE FORESTS OF THE NIGHT

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

Everyone spit their rhymes to this beat
http://youtu.be/OTI-wWhshTE

― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

can we do a mashup of the vocal from "Amanda" with the "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See" beat, because in my head that is the most amazing thing

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

sorry I realized I just interrupted some awesome hilarity, I'm like the guy that shows up at a frat party with pamphlets about seals in captivity

― Neanderthal, Friday, 16 August 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

I like the "Amanda" in this thread better than the one on the album.

Can I vote for that?

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

GRANDMA BOUGHT ME A PUSSY
DONCHA CALL ME WUSSY

AMANDA

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

I'M THE KING OF ROCK
THERE AIN'T NONE HIGHER

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

FATALITY REALITY
AWAIT THE FINAL CALL

AMANDA

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME

AMANDA

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

ONE YOU LOCK THE TARGET
TWO YOU BAIT THE LINE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale/Pusha T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky, Drake/Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller/Amanda

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME

AMANDA

dying

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

WHY DIDN'T I GET YOUR MASS TEXT?
I'M IN YOUR CONTACTS

AMANDA

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

BWAHAHAHA

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

IF I WAS A SCULPTOR
BUT THEN AGAIN NO

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)

AND I TRY
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:27

thank god for the My Dick version of this, which is now stuck in my head instead of the original

― sleeve, Friday, 16 August 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

AMANDICK

― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

I DID IT LIKE THIS I DID IT LIKE THAT
I DID IT WITH A WIFFLE BALL BAT

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
WITH BIG BALONEY HAM

AMANDA

― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

AMADEUS AMADEUS, ROCK ME AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS, ROCK ME AMADEUS

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA STEAL ALL YOUR CASH
AND SPEND IT ALL ON HASH

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

ASS GAS OR GRASS
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

AMANDA

― Euler, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

Obligatory on-topic post... I saw Boston at the LA Forum when they toured for this album. Don't ask - it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Folks, welcome to classic rock: 1988 style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbNNuEzH2M

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

Anyway, possibly the most unremarkably forgettable show I've ever seen. All I can tell you is that they played all of Third Stage in order (take that ATP/Don't Look Back hipsters!) and I was annoyed that they didn't play "Smokin'"

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA BREAK MY NECK
CAUSE SCHOLZ SIGNS ALL THE CHECKS

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:20 (twelve years ago)

I DON'T MIND STEALIN BREAD
FROM THE MOUTHS OF DECADENCE

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

ACID, BOOZE AND ASS
NEEDLES, GUNS AND GRASS

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

AAAAH, OH YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL
AAAAH, TONIGHT

AMANDA

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

COTTON CANDY SWEETIE GO
LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSEE ROLL
AMANDA

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:34 (twelve years ago)

CONVERSATION FEAR
CONVERSATION FEAR

AMANDA

― Euler, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:43 (twelve years ago)

AINT NUTHIN GUNNA BREAK MY STRIDE
NUTTIN GONNA SLOW ME DOWN
AMANDA

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

SHE GOT DOWN BUT SHE NEVER GOT TIRED
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

SUPER NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS

AMANDA

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

NAME ME SOMEONE WHO'S RIDICULOUS, DANNIE

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:30 (twelve years ago)

ALL I KNOW IS THAT
THERE WERE RUMORS HE WAS INTO FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS

AMANDA

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

WE WANNA FUCK YOU, EASY
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

AMANDA

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 17 August 2013 04:11 (twelve years ago)

I LEFT MY WALLET
IN EL SEGUNDO

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Saturday, 17 August 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)

DON'T NEED NO HATERATION, HOLLERATIN
IN THIS DANCERY

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

YOU AND ME BABY
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Saturday, 17 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 17 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

MOMMY'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY'S ALL RIGHT
THEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD

AMANDA, AMANDA

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 17 August 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE

AMANDA

― wk, Saturday, 17 August 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2013 05:48 (twelve years ago)

ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:49 (twelve years ago)

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
I NEED SOME MORE

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:49 (twelve years ago)

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU MESS WITH US

AMANDA

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:50 (twelve years ago)

IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

A MULATTO AN ALBINO
A MOSQUITO MY LIBIDO

AMANDA

― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:58 (twelve years ago)

IN THE YEAH 2525, IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE, THEY MAY FIND

AMANDA

― slugbuggy, Saturday, 17 August 2013 09:01 (twelve years ago)

WE WANNA FUCK YOU, EASY
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO
AMANDA

I died @ this one btw

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 17 August 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)

Haha yes

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Saturday, 17 August 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)

LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET
TOGETHER IN ETERNITY

AMANDA

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

KICKIN IN THE FRONT SEAT
SITTIN IN THE BACK SEAT

AMANDA

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA BITE YOUR BUTT
AND SEMEN YOUR EYES SHUT

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

L-A-T-E-R THAT DAY

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

Now when I came out I told you it was just about Biggie
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfucking opinion
Well this is how we gonna do this:
Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie
Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
Amanda: fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all mother fuckers, fuck you, die slow, Amanda
My .44 make sure all your kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders
Westside til we die, Amanda

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

I JUST SHOT A MAN IN RENO
JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE

AMANDA

― earlnash, Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

YOU DRAG ME ACROSS YOUR OPEN WOUNDS
I AM ON MY LAST LIMB

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA EAT YOUR GASH
TASTES LIKE A TUNA MASH

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

I ARGUED WITH THE JUDGE
BUT THE BASTARD WOULDN'T BUDGE
'CAUSE HE CAUGHT ME LICKING FUDGE

AMANDA

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

AND THEN SHE CAME LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...MANDA.

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

GOT YOU WORKIN WITH SOME ASS
MAKE A NIGGA SPEND HIS CASH
AMANDA

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 August 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

I'LL EAT UP ALL YOUR CRACKERS AND YOUR LICORICE
HEY, YO, C'MERE FAT GIRL, ARE YOU TICKLISH?

AMANDA

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Saturday, 17 August 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

GET DOWN GET DOWN
PULL YOUR PANTIES DOWN

AMANDA

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

AMANDA

― earlnash, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

GEH WEITER, IN JEDE RICHTUNG
WIR HABEN WAHRHEITEN FÜR DICH

AMANDA

― Addison Doug (Matt #2), Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

I STICK A KNIFE IN MY HEAD
THINKIN' ABOUT YOUR EYES
BUT NOW THAT YOU BEEN SHOT DEAD
I GOT A NEW SURPRISE

AMANDA

― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:34 (twelve years ago)

FROM THE WINDOW TO THE WALL
'TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

Hahaha

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 August 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

I GOT YA A POUND O' BACON
LET'S DO IT IN MACON

AMANDA

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 August 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, YOU'RE MY WATER
FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, GIRL I'M THIRSTY FOR YOU

AMANDA

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 18 August 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

EXISTING ON DAMNATION'S EDGE
THE PRIESTS HAD NEVER KNOWN

AMANDA

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 August 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA MAKE A POLL
AND THEN IN SACK WE'LL ROLL

AMANDA

― Euler, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

AMANDA

― More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 00:25 (twelve years ago)

IT WAS A GIRL MY LORD IN A FLAT BED FORD
SLOWIN DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

YOU MIGHT HAD SOME BUT YOU NEVER HAD NONE LIKE THIS
JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK

AMANDA

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)

I wanna slap you on the thighs
And lay my nuts across your eyes
Amanda

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, LASS
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

Jesus H., listening to the actual song for the first time in a long while, that's a fucking ponderous break it has towards the end. Stately/boring classic rock that's almost an interesting glam descend at one point but then isn't.

Anyway

I WAS SO WASTED
I WAS A HIPPIE
I WAS A BURNOUT
I WAS A DROPOUT I WAS OUT OF MY HEAD

AMANDA

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:20 (twelve years ago)

Gonna take you to my abode
You can munch on my choad
Amanda

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)

I'm crying.

― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:51 (twelve years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

YEAAAAHHHH!

AMANDA

― Manitobiloba (Kim), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

A HANDFUL OF ELF PEE
THAT'S MY SOUL

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

I REPRESENT QUEENS
SHE WAS RAISED OUT IN BROOKLYN

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

HEEEEEEEEY
WE WANT SOME PUSSY

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM AMANDA

GOO GOO GOO JOOB

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:52 (twelve years ago)

ALL HAIL SATAN
YOUR ENVOY IS AT HAND

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT FUCKING!

AMANDA!

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

WHEN YOU'RE A JET
YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)

AND YOU START TO SCRATCH
WHEN THEY START TO HATCH

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATER TONIGHT?
GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)

haha

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

you've got such big round breasts
gonna drop a steamer on your chest

Amanda

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME FUCK
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

More than a Feel Up

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

GONNA LICK UP ON YOUR NIPS
WE'LL PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "JUST THE TIP"

AMANDA

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

IM GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND LICK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

― Euler, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

IM GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
LETS GO ROLL IN THE HAY

AMANDA

― Euler, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
MY DICK IS LIKE A CAN

AMANDA

― Euler, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
YOU WISH I WAS CIRCUMCISED
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

Lets Grill In My Bathroom
Oh Wait

Amanda

― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

oof

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)

IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU LEAD ME BY THE HAND INTO THE BEDROOM
IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THROW YOUR CLOTHES UPON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW
WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE STRONG TO GUIDE YOU

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE HANDS
AND PUT THEM ON MY GLANS

AMANDA

― Euler, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)

IF YOU HAVE A STINKY COOCH
BETTER TRY SOME LYSOL DOUCHE

AMANDA

― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED EULER
WHO SPANKED YOU WITH A RULER

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME
YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM
AMANDA

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago)

I love how this happens just a dozen posts in.

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago)

I've had "I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT" in my head for two days straight.

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago)

DOMO ARIGOTO
MISTER ROBOTO

AMANDA

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago)

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
SITTIN' 'ROUND CRYIN' FROM A BROKEN DICK

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago)

I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK
FROM THE MILKMAN'S WIFE'S TITS

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago)

SUCKERS TO THE SIDE I KNOW YOU HATE
AMANDA

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago)

LICK HIM LIKE A LOLLIPOP
SHOULD BE LICKED

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago)

IF I WANNA BE A FREAK AND
SELL IT ON THE WEEKEND
IT'S NONE O' YO BUSINESS

AMANDA

― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago)

IF YOU SQUEEZE MY LIZARD
I'LL PUT MY SNAKE ON YOU

AMANDA

― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago)

IF THERE'S A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
DON'T BE ALARMED NOW

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago)

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago)

WITH JUST A HANDFUL OF MEN
WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago)

I WANNA TAKE OUT FOR BEER
AND DO IT IN THE REAR

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago)

LEMME TAKE YOU TO MY PLACE
YOU CAN SIT UPON MY FACE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago)

LETS JAM TO CHARLES MINGUS
WHILE ENJOYING CUNNILINGUS

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago)

WE CAN WATCH SOME JIMMIE WALKER
THEN I'LL GET YOU WITH THE SHOCKER

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago)

LETS SHARE A LITTLE CHICKEN
WHILE MY SHANK BEGINS TO THICKEN

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago)

my whole life from now on is going to be dominated by the wait for the inevitable ilx cover of this song

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago)

ONCE YOU'VE QUAFFED FROM MY FLAGON
YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ANGRY DRAGON

AMANDA

I think I need to stop doing this now

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago)

ONE AND ONE WE WERE HAVING SOME FUN
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

TWO AND TWO I TOOK OF MY SHOES
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago)

MIND IF I PUT ON SOME NUGE
AND AIR-GUITAR WHEN I SPLOOGE
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago)

SINCE THE FOOTBALL IS ON STOPPAGE
LET'S INDULGE IN SOME POPPAGE

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

IT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY GLAD
IF YOU FOCUSED ON MY NADS
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago)

LIFE'S A BITCH AND LIFE'S A GAS
WHEN I'M DESTROYING YOUR PEACHY ASS

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)

IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
WHICH MEANS TIME TO HOLLOW PEEN

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago)

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BTBI L

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)

Whoops...

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BUT I LOVE YOUR JUICY YAM
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

surely JUICY CLAM?

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

"grim reapah!"
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

AMANDA

― crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago)

THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago)

Hahahaha JUICY CLAM indeed

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago)

DAVE THE DOPE FIEND
SHOOTIN' DOPE

AMANDA

WHO DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF WATER NOR SOAP

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago)

IT WAS REALLY NOT MY PLAN
TO POP OFF IN YOUR HAND
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

I'M GONNA USE MY ROCKMAN® AMP
TO GET YOU NICE AND DAMP

AMANDA

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago)

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?
YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR

AMANDA

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago)

BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago)

I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS
AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS

AMANDA

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago)

ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
I'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago)

I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY

AMANDA

― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago)

SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPER
CAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago)

YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
AS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)

DOLL STEAK!
TEST MEAT!

AMANDA

― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACO
AS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO

AMANDA

― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago)

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
LET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO

AMANDA

― Euler, Saturday, 24 August 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago)

EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNG
TIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUE
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago)

I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORD
KNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORD
AMANDA

― Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)

WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE

AMANDA

― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton

― Clarke B., Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTO
AND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO

AMANDA

― Euler, Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

my god, this thread

― the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago)

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago)

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 November 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIE
PUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH

AMANDA

― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago)

I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEG
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME

AMANDA

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago)

I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAM
AND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM

AMANDA

― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS
WHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING

AMANDA

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago)

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCH
IT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH

AMANDA

― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago)

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAP
AFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
WE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING

AMANDA

― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago)

lol kudos

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORN
AND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN

AMANDA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)

TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWER
I WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER

AMANDA

― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago)

MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIM
THEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM

AMANDA

― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOL
CALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL

AMANDA

― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANK
THEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK

AMANDA

― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

This thread is still a fucking classic.

― Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (ten years ago)

I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLS
AND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (ten years ago)

PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWN
DOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN

AMANDA

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (ten years ago)

IM DREAMING
OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (ten years ago)

I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHT
WHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:31 (ten years ago)

IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPING
YOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING

AMANDA

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:42 (ten years ago)

UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:47 (ten years ago)

OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEE
SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME

AMANDA

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:54 (ten years ago)

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENS
YOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:45 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADES
WHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES

AMANDA

― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCT
JUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS

AMANDA

― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:30 (ten years ago)

I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEAL
I CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL

AMANDA

SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACH
THEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH

AMANDA

IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLA
TILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA

AMANDA

― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:55 (ten years ago)

I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAY
WITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)

HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICK
AND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)

WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTION
I WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION

AMANDA

― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)

CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIE
IT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
BUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYED
SONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:46 (ten years ago)

IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACK
I STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:47 (ten years ago)

I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONI
SLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:58 (ten years ago)

NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINT
FLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS

AMANDA

― meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
THIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART

AMANDA

― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:49 (nine years ago)

ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:57 (nine years ago)

I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMP
ALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP

AMANDA

― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:37 (nine years ago)

MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUS
WHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago)

SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGH
ILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (nine years ago)

I GOT A SHINY NOSE
LEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES

AMANDA

― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:01 (nine years ago)

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)

I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONG
WHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONG
AMANDA?

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:09 (nine years ago)

inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440

WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES
AND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH

AMANDA

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:26 (nine years ago)

DOMO ARIGATO
MR. ROBOT

AMANDA

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:44 (nine years ago)

DAMN
PHONE

AMANDA

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:45 (nine years ago)

lol

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:56 (nine years ago)

heee

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:59 (nine years ago)

I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLL
WHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLE
AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:36 (nine years ago)

I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEAD
AND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"
AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:44 (nine years ago)

HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRET
SARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETT
AMANDA(LORIAN)

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:53 (nine years ago)

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

AMANDA

― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:35 (nine years ago)

I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:46 (nine years ago)

I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.

― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:00 (nine years ago)

lol

― maura, Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:21 (nine years ago)

Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)

PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDE
SO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE

AMANDA

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:07 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

listening now
it's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

I LOVE PLANES
SENSUAL AIRCRAFT

AMANDA

― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

lmao

― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

jesus fucking christ i love this thread

― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

HELTER SKELTER PINK STRAWBERRY
LETS KILL YOUR PARENTS SO WE CAN MARRY
AMANDA

― earlnash, Friday, 10 March 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA
I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG

AMANDA

― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 05:51 (eight years ago)

I DO MY MAKEUP IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAR
WE ORDER DIFFERENT DRINKS AT THE SAME BARS

AMANDA

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 06:11 (eight years ago)

I WANNA BUY SOME FAMOUS BOWLS
AND GARGLE DOWN YOUR BOOTY HOLES

AMANDA

― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 06:36 (eight years ago)

THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING

AMANDA

― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

OVERHEARD OVER A DINNER OF CREPES
BABY DOES THAT CARPET MATCH THEM DRAPES

AMANDA

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGS
I KNOW WHAT I KNOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AMANDA

― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

I WANNA READ YOUR BEATLES PIECE
AS I SCRATCH MY BACKSIDE CREASE

AMANDA

― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

I WANNA PROTEST THIS SONG
THIS THREAD IS SO WRONG

AMANDA

― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

DES
PA
CI-TO

AMANDA

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

god help me, i have "cool the engines" stuck in my head and i may not survive the night

― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:28 (seven years ago)

try to stay on-topic pls

― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:06 (seven years ago)

Haha!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:47 (seven years ago)

COOL YOUR ENGINES SAID SHE
AS WE AWAIT THE TAPE OF PEE

AMANDA

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

IF GAWKER STILL EXISTED
HIS PEE TAPE WOULD BE LISTED

AMANDA

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:41 (seven years ago)

UNCOOL

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Important:

Today in 1986, Boston's "Amanda" reached #1 on the Hot 100.
— chart data (@chartdata) November 8, 2017

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 15:03 (seven years ago)

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

― Eazy, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Are you still a believer in Santa?
Because at seven it's marginal, right?

AMANDA

― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:39 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:34 (five years ago)

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:51 (five years ago)

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 04:06 (five years ago)

booooooooooooooooo

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 04:58 (five years ago)

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:12 (five years ago)

IF SHE READS ALL THE LYRICS
SHE'LL PITY THE MEN I KNOW

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:20 (five years ago)

Xpost Kinda surprised you had it bookmarked to begin w tbh

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:21 (five years ago)

I like to keep an eye on it so I can boo it now. Assert myself. It’s better (for me) than knowing it’s there and ignoring it.

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:46 (five years ago)

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:47 (five years ago)

one month passes...

LET ME MASSAGE YOUR LITTLE FEET
SOUNDTRACKED BY GRETA VAN FLEET

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

How have I never seen this thread before?!?! Amazing work, all!

― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

Might have been Chuck Eddy's first review in the Voice--first one I still remember, anyway.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

two years pass...

I’M GONNA ARGUE FOR “THIRD STAGE”
ON THE NEW JERSEY PAGE
AMANDA

I’M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
MELLON COLLIE HAS TO STAY
AMANDA

SHANIA TWAIN OR R.E.M.
IT’S “UP” FOR BOTH OF THEM
AMANDA

― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 00:40 (three years ago)

DROP DOWN YOUR METALLIC RAMP
ACCEPT MY FULL BASKET FROM BANDCAMP

AMANDA

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 00:59 (three years ago)

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