POLL IN THE KITCHEN, OVER BY THE STOVE — R. Kelly artist poll RESULTS

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Got 15 ballots total, most included album rankings as well. I'll begin today with the albums then roll the tracks out over the rest of the week. My rollout timing might be a little sporadic so apologies in advance.

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago)

7b — Double Up

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

7a — R. Kelly

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

self-titled was my #1

Euler, Monday, 18 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

ahh forgot to do album rankings

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago)

6 — Love Letter

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago)

Chocolate Factory will be #1.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 November 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago)

5 — TP.3 Reloaded

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

my money is on tp-2.com

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Monday, 18 November 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago)

doing this poll totally reminded me of how solid tp3 is so thanks for that

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 November 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, definitely.

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago)

4 — 12 Play

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

I figured R. would get the top spot

kyenkyen, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

3 — R. (3 first place votes)

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago)

I was hoping for the same xp.

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

I think I was one of those no.1s for R. But it's close between that and half-a-dozen others really, the man has high quality control.

He's got a new one out this week iirc.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I think Dec 10, good timing, hearing his name a lot atm.

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

2 — Chocolate Factory
(3 first place votes)

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1 — TP-2.com
(3 first place votes and everyone voted for it)

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Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago)

top two were separated by only two points

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago)

tp-2.com is perfect

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 November 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago)

No love for Born Into The 90s? Not that I voted for it myself, but when I listened to it I loved the almost old-school Chicago House sound to it on the snares and such.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

only good song on that one (IMO) is the Stevie Wonder cover

frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago)

not one vote for that album!

its fine but def an outlier

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago)

lol my #1 didn't make it

da croupier, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago)

and, i for one, did not vote for tp-2.com

da croupier, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago)

the top 4 was my top 4 in that exact order, so i can't complain. never cared for TP.3 Reloaded, though -- was i the only person to vote for Best of Both Worlds? that's a really fun album, in a way it being slight and anticlimactic is its charm.

some dude, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago)

xp oh yeah, just recounted and we were indeed one vote short of a tp2 sweep. You were the only vote for UB.

some dude you had the only vote for bobw

Spottie, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

50 — Fiesta (ft. Boo & Gotti)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago)

damn double up got robbed

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago)

i voted too late for albums :-(

double up is top 3 for me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago)

Gonna do 15 tracks today/tomorrow then 10 on Thursday/Friday. I'll give stats on the final 20.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago)

Didn't like Double Up at the time but spending all this time with his catalog it def wasn't as bad as I remembered.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago)

there's some obviously bad stuff but so many good songs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

Just hard to find a spot for it in my top 5 you know

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

He has no perfect albums but Double Up comes close. Was laughing out loud to "Real Talk" the other day: "Trapped in the Closet" condensed to four minutes.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago)

49 — Remote Control

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)

the first 4 songs are pretty regrettable but after that it's an amazing album give or take kid rock

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)

"remote control" is a dope track

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago)

Fiesta is terrific, glad to have nudged it in

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

Yeah it really is xp, I didn't vote for it but it's deserving. He doesn't use falsetto as much as other r&b dudes but when he does it carries powerful impact (boom from the cannon).

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)

48 — Echo

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago)

46 — Get Up On A Room

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago)

^ top 5 for me. Two songs in a row with yodeling haha.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago)

Also I'd never seen the Echo video before but that has to be the most budget video for a high profile artist of all time.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)

Get Up On... is such a tasteful track.

You don't have to go far to get a piece of me
You wait in the car while I go get the keys
Double lock the door for complete privacy
No room service baby cuz you will be the feast, can we eeeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeee (whoooooa)

We'll cuddle up with each other babe, yes we will
And I'll go there on this chair (yah, yaaaah)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago)

i didn't really fuck with "echo" for a while but that song is awesome

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago)

"get up on a room" is sublime tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago)

echo never really stuck with me, not bad just not a favorite

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago)

i woulda voted for Double Up, it's def my favorite post-2003, but i really wanted to rep for Best of Both Worlds

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

i haven't heard "echo" in years but it's ringing a bell, i feel like i really liked it at the time

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago)

yeah that Echo video looks like it took less time to make than it takes to watch

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago)

45 — Sex In The Kitchen (Remix)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago)

where's 47?

da croupier, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

47 — Down Low Double Life

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

good eye

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

Voted for both Down Lows - normally I wouldn't spend two votes on the same track, but these rule. I had Double Life higher.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago)

Idk why I'm saying 'both', for all I know he has dozens of the things.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

xpost me too ismael

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

so many good songs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

there's really 3 great "Down Low" songs -- the original, the "Live To Regret It Remix," and "Double Life"

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

not to mention the continuing saga of mr biggs

da croupier, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago)

44 — Not Feelin' the Love

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago)

that song gets me so emotional

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

love this track, apparently he wrote it for MJ to record, you can kinda hear it too

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago)

you can def hear it, he adopts a ton of MJ cadences and vocal ticks throughout

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago)

alright last one before a meeting and lunch...

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

43 — Bump 'n' Grind (Old School Mix)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

too loww

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)

assembling the spotify playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/unbornwhiskey/playlist/2T2TzuY1tfo5qygMfKfWbc

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

none of my votes have showed up, but i voted for mostly canon stuff

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

voted for "remote control" and "get up on a room" and i'm so glad they're both here

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

"remote control" is nice but i don't really want r kelly singing like john mayer

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago)

ouch

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)

MEETING CANCELLED!

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)

42 — Isley Brothers - Contagious (ft. R. Kelly)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)

holy shit i can't believe i left that song off my ballot, easy top 10

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

smh @ me

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

skipped right over it on wiki

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

"remote control" is nice but i don't really want r kelly singing like john mayer

D:

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago)

"contagious" was my no 26... decided to go with "down low (nobody has to know)"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)

down low is better for sure

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

voted "contagious" high, can't remember where but what a fuckin jam

Euler, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

R.'s Ronald Isley revival was truly one of the best things he did with his success

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

41 — Like I Do

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago)

40 — Snake

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

ty for the spotify list, brad

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

i was never a huge "snake" fan

"fiesta" and "thoia thoing" kinda fill that category for me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

throwing big tigger on a single is immortal tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

i'd never heard this "bump n grind" mix, very nice

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

part of that weird era when BET was apparently so powerful that Beyonce and the Ying Yang Twins had to do tracks with Free from 106 & Park xp

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

lol word

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

whoa the "rodeo" sample is from this "bump n grind" mix, i had no idea!!!!

amazing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago)

oooohhhh child / things are gonna get a little freakierrrrrrrr

ah this is so good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

the Remix City Volume 1 comp is jampacked with semi-obscurities like that -- Jive really needs to get it together and do Volume 2

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah remix city volume 1 was my fav discovery through this whole process

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago)

man "like i do" is kinda the drake bit lil wayne bit drake of r&b where the-dream is drake huh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago)

not a snake fan myself.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago)

'Untitled' on a whole is v The Dream

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

the "slow wind" remix on this comp is way better than the original

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah Like I Do has Los Da Mystro on the knobs

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

ha that makes sense

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

ahhh

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

39 — Chocolate Factory

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

that version of Bump 'n Grind is maybe my favorite of his reworks, way better than the original imo

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

"chocolate factory" is p good... my one album track vote off that album prob won't make this

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

CF beat is too plodding for me.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

lyrically it's pretty amazing but yeah i'm with you

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

i love title tracks like "Chocolate Factory" and "Best of Both Worlds" that are less songs than really long intros but are just so deliriously fun they never wear out their welcome

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

38 — The Greatest Sex

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago)

hell yeah

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago)

inside of your walls there will dwell a capricorn

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)

some of my fav understated kellz vox on that

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago)

and then I turned the TV down
because I thought I heard a squeaky sound
something's going on upstairs
because I know nobody else lives here

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~atpc/heritage/culture/xmas/a-rockchair.gif

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago)

ahhhaha

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago)

"greatest sex" is awesome but i think i had 2 or 3 other tp-2 album cuts on my ballot

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago)

37 — It Seems Like You’re Ready

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago)

fuck why didn't i put "it seems like you're ready" on my ballot

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)

"the greatest sex" is awesome, voted for that one

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

alright last one for the day, v happy about placement

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)

36 — Fat Joe - We Thuggin’ (ft. R. Kelly)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago)

yesssssssss

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago)

that hook is just insane. i can't believe he wrote that for someone else's track. no one deserves that.

it almost has a bridge in it! the hook!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)

really, it's an entire song in another song

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago)

yeah just a relentless hook

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago)

Love how Kellz blue mink is the same size as Fat Joes.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago)

the "we thuggin" hook is just a great nate dogg homage

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)

"it seems like you're ready" -- ugh another oversight, really wish i actually put some thought into my ballot

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago)

"It Seems Like You're Ready" was in my top 3, it's up there with Prince's "Adore" as one of those amazing songs never officially released as a single that gets consistent spins on any R&B station's late night slow jam block

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago)

"We Thuggin'" remix very essential for how R.'s "ooh ooh" harmonies are chopped up in the verses and the Busta Rhymes couplet "in two thousand and one we move fast/ I had to fuck a couple fat bitches all in they ass"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcF-2vf8m98

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

important link: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/watch-r-kelly-sing-ridiculous-sex-songs-20131119

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

This is great – I'd no idea Kels was on "We Thuggin'."

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

lol @ that RS vid

kyenkyen, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)

This is great – I'd no idea Kels was on "We Thuggin'."

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 19, 2013 3:27 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/rrPnBEl.png?1

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

lol

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

We Thuggin is sensational, all of you otm

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago)

Alas, Sex Dolphin arrived too late to poll.

longneck, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

2001 probably my nadir as a pop music listener

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

great story from Fat Joe about how "We Thuggin'" happened: http://www.complex.com/music/2011/12/interview-fat-joe-25-best-songs/fat-joe-f-r-kelly-we-thuggin-2001

some dude, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)

“I started getting way different kinds of looks. They actually had girls at my shows. Before that song, I would have two thousand niggas with razors in their mouths at my show."

lolllll

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago)

THAT ROLLING STONE LINK

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago)

GOAT

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago)

Thx for the complex link too!

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)

We Thuggin is sensational, all of you otm

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, November 19, 2013 1:35 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jordan got me his ballot at last night and bumped We Thuggin into the top 50. He may be sad about the one that dropped to 51 because of it tho ;)

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago)

Alright, 15 more coming up...

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago)

35 — You Remind Me Of Something

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)

yes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago)

god this song

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago)

he's got three jeeps inside a boxing ring in this video

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago)

undeniable

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago)

Such a 90s video

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago)

34 — Etcetera

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago)

This is his most 112 sounding track.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Love it and surprised it made it and did so well.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Leeet's go to the IHOP baaaaby, noooooOOOOOO nnnnooooooooOOOO naaaaaaaaaw

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago)

great song

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago)

i get the conceit in You Remind Me Of Something, not saying it doesn't work or whatever, but "girl you look just like my carrr" is one of those kells lines that makes me lol

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago)

ask sissymanwhore (NSFW)

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago)

haha

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago)

xxxl But the "I wanna wax it" line is what pull it home. It's def lolworthy tho. I now imagine someone challenging him to make a slow jam around "waxing your car" and him just making that whole song up in a couple minutes a la sex dolphin.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago)

33 — Sweet Tooth

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago)

8 Mile-type freestyle scenes where R.'s boys point to random objects and he sings about fucking them

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago)

almost voted for "sweet tooth", so good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago)

would watch xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago)

Sweet Tooth had a couple really high votes that got it in.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago)

"ooh it tastes like Skittles" is more awkward than "you look just like my car" imo

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago)

He makes awkward lines endearing more often than not.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago)

32 — I Wish

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Very surprised at how low this placed.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

it occurs to me that i voted for the remix by accident, ha

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago)

tho that is also a classic so i don't feel that bad

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago)

yeah...pretty huge great song that seemed to fall between eras for him and get a little lost in the shuffle

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago)

So many first semester of college memories tied to I Wish.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago)

all about the "whichuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago)

damn yeah i figured I Wish was a lock for top 20 xp

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago)

the "braid my hair" coda is such a fantastic intersection of unexpected/affecting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago)

tbf if i hadn't accidentally voted for the remix it would be way higher, my bad :-(

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago)

Mario got a whole hit of his own just riffing on the "braid my hair" thing too

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was a lock for top 5 tbf

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago)

it occurs to me that i voted for the remix by accident, ha

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 10:50 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's because the remix is superior and will show up later in the countdown

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago)

i wonder what remixes and original versions are going to both place in this thing

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago)

bump n grind might be the only one?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago)

i dunno how people feel about "ignition"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago)

it's a great track but i didn't really consider voting for it... the best part of that song is when it transitions into the remix anyway

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago)

i will never stop beating people over the head w/ how much i prefer the original "Ignition" but i dunno how alone i am in that still

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago)

i assumed because Spottie didn't link the Jay-Z version on the "Fiesta" poll entry that that was the album version and the remix is still to come?

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago)

R.'s more recent run of appearances on posse cut remixes was also legendary, if i had room on my ballot i woulda voted for the "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)" or "Make It Rain" remixes

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago)

I cannot confirm or deny xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago)

31 — Sex Weed

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago)

that's because the remix is superior and will show up later in the countdown

true

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)

"sex weed" is a great tune but "girl you've got that sex weed / i just wanna hit it" is a bit of a bridge too far for me even in the context of kells' career

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago)

not one of my favorites

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

yeah – ick

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

wondering if Kels keeps a spreadsheet with variations on "Love is like ____" and over several months he accumulates seventy songs and the scraps are something like "a sofa," "microwaved popcorn – hot, buttery, and ready," and "I wanna be your holepuncher, baby"

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago)

we shd poll R. Kelly's ham-fisted sex metaphors

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)

^^^

I voted for "Sex Planet" for this reason

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago)

well "sex planet" rules. not really a fan of "sex weed" still

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago)

its hamfistedness feels forced, like there's almost audible effort in fitting weed into the chorus, whereas all the the similes in "you remind me of something" seem the natural associations of kells' brain

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

yeah

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

30 — Be My #2

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

plus the vocals on "You Remind Me..." fill the intentional lyrical blank.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago)

what a strange diffused disco song that i wouldn't have known about w/o ship's playlist

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago)

i voted for both "ignitions" btw, i think both will show up

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago)

"be my #2" is fun, sounds like a bit like a mash up to me tho

who voted for all these untitled tracks?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago)

29 — Step In The Name Of Love

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

so happy that my championing of "Be My #2" paid off. that song was like a ray of sunshine in the middle of that album for me.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)

i guess both versions of "Step" will place then!

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)

nice

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago)

this song is cool but man idk the remix is so superior to me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago)

obv

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago)

was sad not enough people went as apeshit over "Step..." at Pitchfork last July as I expected.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago)

28 — Sex In The Kitchen

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)

my favorite thing about that song is how he sang the first verse/chorus a cappella on 106 & Park and in concert a bunch of times before the studio version was released, similar to how he sang "R&B Thug" as an acceptance speech at the American Music Awards.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

both Steps are awesome, but this one just barely edges out the other for me on account of the insistent pulse of the beat and that classy slap bass on every other measure

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago)

Water drop in full effect. I like the 'Kitchen Sink' realism, Kells!

Dick Townwolves (Captain Ahab), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

voted for the remix here also

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago)

Such a great hook

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago)

yeah i guess this isn't a metaphor track but the imagery is so effortless, such brilliance

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

Sweet Tooth ended up in my top three; awkwardness notwithstanding his singing's got a great rhythm to it.

I voted for Be My #2 as well, tbh disco stompers go down a treat with me with any artist. It's another one (like Three-Way Conversation) where I see the title and shudder where he might be going with it; well done Kells taking the lyric in this direction instead.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

27 — I Believe I Can Fly

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

TOO LOW

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

best song ever, my #1

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

i hope "world's greatest" beat it, as it should

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

"Gotham City" is my pick of the soundtrack ballads but i didn't vote for any

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

"world's greatest" is great, no doubt (also top 10 for me) but the quavering vocals throughout sell the "if I can see it, I can do it" story

not gonna front about how much I use this song to get me going when shit is low

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

talking of "I believe I can fly" of course

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago)

I'm going to listen to it again; I can't get with it, never have.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

it's pretty overkilled but also still an all-time belter. one of the first songs I got my kids to learn.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah i think in middle school (elementary school?) choir we were taught "i believe i can fly"

it's a really beautiful song

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

26 — Heaven, I Need A Hug

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

oh huh i guess i've never heard any of the loveland disc

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

absolutely love that song

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

iirc "Heaven" was the first thing he put out after the big controversy broke before he shelved Loveland and took kind of a different approach to moving forward w/ new music

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago)

i love "heaven, i need a hug" because i often think "r. kelly, i need a hug"

i guess it's comforting to know that r kelly also sometimes feels helpless

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago)

cross ref 'the hug a thug' jersey from the Snake video
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_GaYpJCEAAwSoV.png:large

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

especially after he sends the latest Central High School jailbait home in a cab

xpost

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

oof

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago)

cross ref 'the hug a thug' jersey from the Snake video
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_GaYpJCEAAwSoV.png:large

― Spottie, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

need an entire thread of kells wearing jerseys

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)

he's had so many different looks/styles

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

25 — Nivea - Laundromat (ft. R. Kelly)

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

yeah the origins of "hug" are gross, and I totally get anyone who finds it repugnant but the song is so baffling and earnest it takes on a Durstian absurd/cathartic quality for me.

da croupier, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago)

aw yes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

i mean to write a song where the hook is

soap, powder, bleach, towels, fabric softner, dollars, change, pants, socks, dirty drawers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

i didn't vote for any features but holy shit this song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

TOO LOW

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

if i'd have ranked this would have been top 3

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

"touchin" off tp-3 is also awesome but i decided not to not vote for it so i could get some other stuff in there

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago)

love this song so much, despite "laundymat"

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago)

NO MORE CRYIN
NONE OF YOUR LYIN

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

i'd love to hear an entire playlist of acoustic (or almost acoustic) r&b tracks like "touchin" or tweet's "smokin cigarettes" etc

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago)

doing this list made me listen to the first nivea album, that is prob due for some sort of LOST CLASSIC renaissance at some point

is this the only kells/wayne before rich gang this year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRy_tC2Cs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

i loooove "touchin'" and nearly voted for it.

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago)

not letting the context of Heaven I Need A Hug in RK's career make weird eyes at "so shower down on me, wet me with your love"--it's a great line, so much unabashed sincerity in that track

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago)

is this the only kells/wayne before rich gang this year?

"Make It Rain" remix and amazingly classic "It's Me, Bitches" remix!

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)

in retrospect I really should've voted for "Bitches" remix

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago)

one thing i do like about "Sex Weed" that i forgot is the talkbox "tee pee three reloooooaded" backing vox on the outro

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago)

"Make It Rain" remix and amazingly classic "It's Me, Bitches" remix!

― some dude, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 2:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

word

i never fucked w "make it rain" tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago)

i don't particularly like "Make It Rain" as a song but R. is just great on the remix. also just being on a song called "Make It Rain" is expert trolling on his part.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago)

step step side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide

my brain always wants this section to resolve with a word that rhymes with "back," so i never fail to hear it as "now let me see you do the love slap"

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago)

one thing i will say in favor of "I Believe I Can Fly" is that i kinda wish R. still had the budget/ambition to go all in on lavish live instrumentation now and then, a lot of the Love Letter/Write Me Back stuff could've been better with some real strings and horns on a Love Unlimited Orchestra tip instead of the chintzy synths.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)

same but for live show

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)

otm xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)

24 — Strip For You

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)

yep

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

three knocks at the door, my baby
trench coat hits the floor, my baby

such a good couplet

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

oh fuck yeah

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

"Laundromat" is such an amazing song. it came out in the winter and i listened to it so much that it kind of evokes cold weather just listening to it.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago)

first time I'm hearing both "Laundromat" and "Strip For You"; the latter is awesome.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago)

i love how he uses this song in his live sets to make his costume changes part of the show

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago)

wait alfred you haven't heard tp-2.com

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago)

i think I counted like 8 tracks in his catalog where the water drop noise was used

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago)

Nope. Like I said last week, early 2000s Kels is a blind spot. The nineties hits aside, I wouldn't have heard R. Kelly during that part of my life. I didn't start listening hard until 2003 tbh (Nivea I only knew cuz Mystikal).

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago)

alfred you said upthread kells has no perfect albums and i thought you were directly referring to me calling tp-2.com perfect

which yeah it's not (i don't like "don't you say no") but it's v v close

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago)

the bass pulse on strip for you is what gets me going

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago)

haha on the other hand I haven't heard the entire catalog so he might have perfect albums

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago)

23 — Thoia Thoing

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago)

that one...is kind of disconcertingly high. obviously fun though.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago)

yeah, didn't even consider voting for it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

Sorry guys I screwed up bad like! I just realized I numbered wrongly on the excel doc (went off the column # instead of where the tracks start) so everything is actually off by 2 spots and 49 and 50 weren't revealed. soooo I will post 49 and 50 separately and then a full recap of the 50-21 sorted out the right way. Excuse my oversight.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago)

haha that's ok. bonus songs!

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago)

i think most or all of the ilx polls i've done have had some kind of small tabulation error like that that i've discovered halfway through the rollout and had to correct, it's pretty common and understandable in these things.

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago)

Thoing is one of the singles that never really bit me for whatever reason

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

i voted for thoia thoing!! such slander

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

also ban alfred obviously

r kelly tp-2.com poll

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

it's all good spottie, thanks for doing this thing man

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

i also voted for thoia thoing based on how i put it on a playlist the other week and started dancing almost involuntarily when it came on, okay

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)

k3v, I've got pics.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago)

thanks guys, I'm Feeling The Love

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

50 —The Zoo

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Best animal cries since Marvin Gaye's "Third World Girl."

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago)

49 —Happy People

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

Hurrah, Happy People! Would've been a scandal if it had missed out.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

not shiny enough imo

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago)

21 Thoia Thoing
22 Strip For You
23 Laundromat
24 Heaven, I Need A Hug
25 I Believe I Can Fly
26 Sex In The Kitchen
27 Step In The Name Of Love
28 Be My #2
29 Sex Weed
30 I Wish
31 Sweet Tooth
32 Etcetera
33 You Remind Me Of Something
34 We Thuggin’
35 It Seems Like You’re Ready
36 The Greatest Sex
37 Chocolate Factory
38 Snake
39 Like I Do
40 Contagious
41 Bump 'n' Grind (Old School Mix)
42 Not Feelin' the Love
43 Sex In The Kitchen (Remix)
44 Get Up On A Room
45 Down Low Double Life
46 Echo
47 Remote Control
48 Fiesta
49 Happy People
50 The Zoo

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)

My wife's gym class closes with this, it turns out - she turns her nose up throughout my Kellz playlist, then starts boogieing away when this one comes on.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago)

closes with Happy People, that is

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago)

she sounds like a happy person

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago)

in fact now that i think of it not being a huge fan of the song is probably my problem :(

some dude, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago)

sorry cuz

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago)

strip for you rules. the "suddenly" in "suddenly i feel like i wanna break loose" is such a perfect choice. suddenly!

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/angomusic/r-kelly-sex-dolphin-ango-remix

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Thursday, 21 November 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago)

#predictable

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago)

20 — She's Got That Vibe

http://i39.tinypic.com/awusyp.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

nice

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

VIIIIBE
VIIIIBE
VIIIIIIBE

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

haw yeah this is a bit too new jack-y for me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

Still love this. But I do love that New Jack sound.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago)

great video too

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago)

yeah man this video is something else

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago)

19 — Love Letter

http://i41.tinypic.com/dfwrro.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

wow. very soothing track but his recent stuff in this vein feels pretty minor to me up against his entire discog

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago)

Lost In Your Love is my soothing jam of choice off Love Letter but this is still a nice track.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago)

i don't remember what "love letter" sounds like at all

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

haw yeah this is a bit too new jack-y for me

insanity, no such thing

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

This water tastes to watery.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago)

too

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago)

average of 33 points a vote

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

18 — Kickin' It With Your Girlfriend

http://i44.tinypic.com/16h3qdy.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah, "love letter"

it's nice

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

HELL YEAH

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

I voted for it too.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

pretty curious to find out how many votes stuff in the top 5 gets, cuz right now we're in the "5 people like these songs a hell of a lot" zone.

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

or even "2 people like it ok, 3 people think it's the greatest sex"

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

well there were only 15 ballots

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

ahhh

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

I really fell in love w Kickin It over the last month or so.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

thats why I've stayed away from posting stats so far xp

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

so much love for this song

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago)

the falsetto on "i did not ask for this"

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago)

audible shrug in "the truth is that we don't even regret it "

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago)

This is the cousin of Usher 'Burn'

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

did not vote for this but amazing track

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

This is the cousin of Usher 'Burn'

― Spottie, Thursday, November 21, 2013 1:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes !!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

17 — Fiesta (Remix) ft. Jay Z

http://i42.tinypic.com/2rc6ag4.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

my my my my

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago)

ah jay's verse on this is too good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago)

ugh this song, so good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)

His choked-up quivering voice on "IF YOU SMOKIN ON THIS DRO, YOU GOT TO FEEL THIS SHEEIT"

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

ha yeah i love that touch. not a fan of Boo or Gotti's contrib here, but doesn't mar the track for me.

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)

16 — Ignition

http://i39.tinypic.com/20ix7hj.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

word

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

does this mean the remix will chart later

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

yesssss so happy the OG "Ignition" made it. i loved the FUCK out of this song for those 6 weeks or whatever before the remix dropped. it even had the 'preview of the remix' in the outro from the jump! xp

some dude, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago)

a song i most often hear at a karaoke bar where someone forgot to select the remix (not that it's bad, just sayin)

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago)

haha

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

haha that exact situation happened the last time i was at karaoke, i was the only person who know how to sing the original :-(

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

hapless souls waiting in vain for a toot toot

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

i really think it all works best as one 6-minute epic. it's like "Bohemian Rhapsody," you get a nice slow groove before it turns into a party full of quotables.

some dude, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago)

agreed

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

lol

but yeah it's all about that transition

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago)

honestly i feel like the remix is "ignition" and this is "ignition (intro)"

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

yeah cosign

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

Alright I've got one more before lunch and meetings so might get back to it later but there's a chance I have to roll the rest out tomorrow.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago)

15 — I Wish - Remix (To The Homies That We Lost)

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Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

yesssss

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

^^^ yes

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

The one song I knew from this period.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago)

this video is just devastating

kyenkyen, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

probably my number 1 if i ranked em, such an affecting song/video

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

my number one. i looked at a list of songs i was considering for the ballot and couldn't deny it

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

I can't say I like it more than the OG but it's probably on the same level for me.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

yeah i like the OG better... picking siblings tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

the best WITCHOOS in popular music

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

WITCH HOOS

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago)

asking the lord why why why
they're tearing down these projects

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

i forgot about "Kickin It With Your Girlfriend." definitely a missed opportunity for a hit single when he was releasing nonsense like that Game/Scott Storch song to the radio.

some dude, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

aw, I like "Playas Only" and I don't think anyone got fired for releasing Scott Storch nonsense as a first single in 2005 rather than a less dramatic "Confessions, Part 2"

da croupier, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago)

i just feel like that signaled the downward slide in the quality of his rap collaborations -- since then it's been mostly, like, OJ Da Juiceman features or that terrible new single with 2 Chainz

some dude, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

I only voted for Girlfriend so far today, but these are all killer afaiac.

Vibe I like, but there were other early cuts I prefer. My listening for the disco poll took me to classic Chicago House, and I think you can trace a line through them to his New Jack Swing sound. Mostly in the production and sounds, to some extent the rhythms but especially the vocals are from a different place entirely.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah R.'s voice has changed so much since the Public Announcement days, especially his awkward 'rap voice.' i got so annoyed when Trey Songz was hating on Kells and calling him an Aaron Hall copycat, like dude he hasn't really sung like that in 20 years!

some dude, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)

i've never heard "remote control" before, loooove this

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago)

"remote control" is nice but i don't really want r kelly singing like john mayer

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, which is it?

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago)

man my brain is fried

guess it grew on me

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago)

it's so goddamn good

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago)

ha, its cool, just bustin chops

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago)

you owe us 4 more songs mister

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago)

ha, workin on the graphics now!

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago)

14 — The World's Greatest

http://i44.tinypic.com/9u3pco.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago)

whoops output at the wrong size, oh well

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago)

god i love this song

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago)

one of my favorite moments of any song from 2013 is in "acid rain" when chance the rapper starts singing to this melody

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago)

i love the first chorus of this song, that he doesn't go full bombast right at the jump

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago)

13 — Number One Hit

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Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago)

yessss

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago)

12 — R&B Thug

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hpkll1.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago)

never a bad excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQLKWKxGOA0

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago)

"Number One Hit" never struck me as a standout from the recent albums. if anything I prefer the other "Number One" song with Keri Hilson.

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah "number one hit" bizarrely high but hey

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiymnvEMIkg

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago)

that weird period where kells was biting the-dream and autotuning his voice

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago)

it's funny that he's probably the most talented singer to go all in on AutoTune the last few years and the one that made the least amount of memorable music with it

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago)

"never a bad excuse to post this:"

Did you see the screen cap?

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago)

wow i had no idea there were so many love letter stans

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago)

he did the "r&b thug" a capella at pitchfork btw, so fucking epic

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago)

"number one hit" is a really beautiful song tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago)

love letter's highs are pretty undeniable

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago)

My favorite track from those two albums is "Feelin' Single" but I doubt it'll chart.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago)

same here

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago)

Did you see the screen cap?

― Spottie, Thursday, November 21, 2013 10:24 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha nice, i have images off so i've been clicking on the images sporadically

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago)

"the world's greatest" was my #2 - i have such a soft spot for sappy inspirational kells, and jordan's comment about the first chorus is otm. love the build, LOVE that last coda where he switches the vocal melody up. just great.

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago)

11 — Your Body's Callin'

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ykdh1v.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago)

love kells' voice on this

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago)

super smooth

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago)

nice

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago)

this song was my introduction to Kellz, 8th grade.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago)

for me it was "Sex Me Pt. 1" being played every 20 minutes on The Box

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago)

nice

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago)

not a Love Letter stan but Number One Hit is def gorgeous

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago)

that ama 2000 acceptance speech is all time xp

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago)

Headed to a meeting for about an hour then I'll be back to kick off the top 10.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago)

a sex meeting

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago)

in the meeting now and, yes, I can confirm that it is indeed a sex meeting

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago)

sex in the conference room
over by the water pitcher

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago)

water *cooler

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

"now, i don't normally do this but go ahead and break 'em off a little preview of the remix."

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Friday, 22 November 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

She said 'Any other business?' / and I said 'Girl...'

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago)

feelin on yo boardroom

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago)

wait, that's Flight Of The Conchords isn't it

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

10 — When A Woman's Fed Up

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Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

*nods*

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

mmmhmm

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago)

word

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)

def a great song, but does feel a little minor when stacked up against some of these

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)

hoping this isn't the last track off R. that places

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

outro is the best part

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

I found space on my ballot for a lot of songs like "Fed Up" and "A Woman's Threat" and "Be Careful." he's really underrated for relationship songs either from the woman's perspective or that show empathy for the woman, show the man experiencing consequences for his transgressions, etc.

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

ya i voted for "a woman's threat"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

9 — Half On A Baby

http://i40.tinypic.com/1z2occ4.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

oh hey what's up

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago)

sick

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago)

oh man i'd forgotten abt this video

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7086/7040965499_fdd3291d10_z.jpg

actual baby supply store in hartford ct that i used to drive by all the time

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

whoa what part of hartford is that in?

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

ha thats great

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)

that three track run on R. of Half On Baby - When A Womans Fed Up - Get Up On A Room can't be topped

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)

whoa what part of hartford is that in?

it's on albany ave somewhere iirc - my commute used to be downtown to bloomfield when i was on business trips up there

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

(ie i barely know the names of most of the neighborhoods there)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

He has so many videos where its just him singing with his arms spread out in different locations.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

yeah i just rotated at hartford hospital for a few months but i lived in middletown, i'm not all that familiar with it either. that neighborhood doesn't look familiar to me tho

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago)

love him just chillin on this huge ass couch
http://ru-crazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rkelly.jpg

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

outro is the best part

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 22, 2013 10:26 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup, song just builds and builds

SHE WAS RAISED IN ILLINOIS, RIGHT OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO
SOME OF THE BEST COOKIN YOU EVER HAD, YES IT WAS...
AND I MISS HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, HEY WOMAN IF YOU'RE LISTENIN, SAID I MISS YOUU BABY

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

I can totally imagine Robert Plant singing that

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

8 — Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)

http://i39.tinypic.com/111o27r.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

quick question: is the gay association with the phrase "down low" distinctly post "down low (nobody has to know)"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago)

I did not hear the gay association of "down low" until several years after this song.

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

yeah, that sounds right

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

same here

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

tbh I learned it from Oprah lol

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

i didn't know "down low" had a specifically, context-free gay connotation?

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low_%28sexual_slang%29

the folks who crafted this article say it was popularized in the late '90s, but also share that The first known person to use "down-low" in a homosexual context was George Hanna, who used the term in the 1930 song Boy in the Boat about lesbian women.

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

my #2. crushing low end sub bass line. isley floating around in the background, teasing your ears. well, well, well. no, no, no-no-no, yaaa-aa.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago)

production of that song perfectly interlacing "voyage to atlantis" and "between the sheets" isleys too, damn, etc.

also first kells song i ever heard

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago)

that video was on ALL THE TIME

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago)

exactly

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

though i was way happier about that than when the video of kelly having a lonely meltdown at a ski lodge was on all the time

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

"don't ---- me, kelly"

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

best video ever

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

also got me into the isley bros

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

7 — Same Girl (ft. Usher)

http://i43.tinypic.com/280i0oy.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

another great video

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)

easily the song i was most surprised how high i put on my ballot, never released until ranking how much i dug it

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

lyrically speaking feel like this might be kelly's opus

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

oh man I love this song – maybe my favorite Usher guest appearance.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

his last top 40 hit (not counting features)

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)

it is so weird to be going back and forth between listening to Lou Reed and R. Kelly all week

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

yeah was about to say this seems a bit high, but no this rules

v gay run we're in the midst of atm

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

piano line in "same girl" otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago)

6 — A Woman's Threat

http://i41.tinypic.com/211jxtx.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

xps I love the big reveal at the end of the video, where Ush is all laid-back and charismatic while Kells is acting his ass off

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago)

this video makes no sense but the clear piano is so fly

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

this song is so good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago)

my favorite of his cautionary tales

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago)

yeah i love how it's just this unending list of shit

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago)

"a woman's threat" was my #1

incredible dramatic tension/subtle little narrative shifts throughout. i still can't get over how much is left unspoken/unspecific (a woman's threat to him, you have to assume?). love how he keeps raising and lowering the stakes as it builds ("My all, my faith, my powers/my kitchen, my sink, my towels"). three little pigs detour at the end somehow makes it even more ominous.

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

i think its a woman's threat to ANY MAN out there

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago)

So great. Somehow I overlooked it on my fly-by, it's amazing.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

good post gya

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago)

he had come to find.. that all of his.. PORRIDGE WAS GONE

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

9th Wonder did the sample justice for Jay's 'Threat'

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago)

5 — Feelin' On Yo Booty

http://i43.tinypic.com/152pa0x.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago)

bluesugar584 days ago

RIP to Lil Kim's old face.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

whoa what part of hartford is that in?

it's on albany ave somewhere iirc - my commute used to be downtown to bloomfield when i was on business trips up there

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:37 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(ie i barely know the names of most of the neighborhoods there)

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:39 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i just rotated at hartford hospital for a few months but i lived in middletown, i'm not all that familiar with it either. that neighborhood doesn't look familiar to me tho

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:41 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i live like 5 mins from hartford hosp. (south end). albany ave is north hartford, p rough neighb in certain areas, univ of hartford purposely provides directions to its campus that avoid it as much as they can

awesome screencap for feelin on yo booty

johnny crunch, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago)

this was my #1

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago)

love how he starts cracking up at the end while trying to sing extra syllables into "booty"

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

my #2. great karaoke song too

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

my #1 coming up next...

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

4 — Bump n' Grind

http://i40.tinypic.com/2psfukn.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

mostly because of the very inclusive bridge

xp

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

didn't link the video cos the video doesnt have the intro. and we all know that's the best intro OF ALL TIME

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago)

Dhould I push out the final three or wait til I get back from lunch?

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

think we all know what they are at this point so i'm mostly excited to see the order

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

... or at least i think i know

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)

booga booga booga boooty

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago)

Alright coming up.

I think 12 Play is his best sounding album. Good drum sound throughout.

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago)

3 — Ignition (Remix)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2iglyex.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

tough but fair

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was gonna clean house

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago)

hey whoa i figure this'd win in a walk honestly

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago)

no way "step in the name of love (remix)" is gonna lose an ilm r kelly poll

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

drumroooollll

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

perfect finish

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

i love "i'm a flirt" but aside from the "kelly/tommy" lyric i always like t-pain's verse the best

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

getting t.i. and t-pain on that song was so inspired

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

ayo since it's probably buried upthread here's the complete spotify playlist http://open.spotify.com/user/unbornwhiskey/playlist/2T2TzuY1tfo5qygMfKfWbc

only missing "heaven i need a hug"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

i've never heard the bow wow version, about to listen to it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

man

bow wow did not deserve this song at all. how did this ever happen?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

this is a terrific top two. Thanks, Spottie!

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago)

yeah thanks spot

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

should we post ballots?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

man i've been holding onto this delusion that somehow there's an extra number between 3 and 2 that I didn't know abt and Touched A Dream had 15 votes and top 10 placement on everyone's ballot

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

good finish tho, this polls been fun

kyenkyen, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

t pain singing in spanish on an r kelly song... i could've died

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago)

man i've been holding onto this delusion that somehow there's an extra number between 3 and 2 that I didn't know abt and Touched A Dream had 15 votes and top 10 placement on everyone's ballot

same but for the tp-2.com "just like that"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago)

You could post ballots if you want but we had so few you could just mention those tracks that missed out that you feel should be in instead idk

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago)

hard to argue with that top 3

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago)

top 5 is pretty solid

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)

my ballot

1. feelin on yo booty
2. step in the name of love (remix)
3. ignition (remix)
4. bump n grind
5. r&b thug
6. i wish (remix)
7. the world's greatest
8. a woman's threat
9. i'm a flirt (remix)
10. in the kitchen (remix)
11. same girl
12. i believe i can fly
13. half on a baby
14. fat joe - we thuggin
15. strip for you
16. happy people
17. freaky in the club
18. your body's callin
19. fiesta (remix)
20. nivea - laundromat
21. down low (nobody has to know)
22. i decided
23. forever
24. hit til the mornin
25. red carpet (pause, flash)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago)

So perfect that 3 remixes topped the poll, even with the originals being counted seperately

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)

lol after a number of songs i never would have thought to vote for, my top 3 was the top 3

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago)

my ballot

1. Step In The Name Of Love (Remix)
2. Ignition (Remix)
3. I’m A Flirt (Remix)
4. Same Girl
5. Don’t Let Me Die
6. Feelin On Yo Booty
7. Thoia Thoing
8. In The Kitchen
9. Heaven, I Need A Hug
10. Sex Weed
11. Red Carpet (Pause, Flash)
12. The Zoo
13. Dancing With A Rich Man
14. Snake
15. Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)
16. Playa’s Only
17. Sex Planet
18. I Wish
19. What I Feel/Issues
20. Real Talk
21. Home Alone
22. You Remind Me Of Something
23. Et Cetera
24. In The Kitchen (Remix)
25. Feeling You In Stereo

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago)

1. A Woman's Threat
2. The World's Greatest
3. Not Feelin' the Love
4. Bump N' Grind
5. When a Woman's Fed Up
6. Step in the Name of Love (Remix)
7. U Saved Me
8. I Believe I Can Fly
9. Been Around the World
10. Your Body's Callin'
11. Feelin' Single
12. Ignition (Remix)
13. Love Letter
14. I Wish - Remix (To The Homies That We Lost)
15. Strip For You
16. Fiesta
17. Feelin' on Yo Booty
18. Down Low
19. Be My #2
20. Love Signals
21. The Greatest Sex
22. Thoia Thoing
23. I'm a Flirt (Remix)
24. When I Think About You
25. Half on a Baby

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago)

Surprised at the winner, why is it so loved? Not that I don't love his wholesome steppin' numbers, but idk why that one should stand out so.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago)

oh aiiight i guess i'll post the whole thing

1. I Wish (To All The Homies We Lost)
2. Feelin On Yo Booty
3. Just Like That (TP-2.com)
4. She's Got That Vibe
5. Step In The Name Of Love (Remix)
6. The World's Greatest
7. The Greatest Sex
8. Fiesta (Remix)
9. Thoia Thoing
10. R&B Thug
11. Get Up On A Room
12. Remote Control
13. I'm a Flirt (Remix)
14. Like A Real Freak
15. Etcetera
16. Sex Planet
17. Strip For You
18. Sex Me (Part 1)
19. Kickin' It With Your Girlfriend
20. We Ride
21. Same Girl
22. U Saved Me
23. The Zoo
24. Imagine That
25. Hit It Til The Mornin'

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago)

i would have liked to see some stuff from "u saved me" i guess but i can't argue with the majority of the choices. good poll.

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)

purposefully omitted "down low" "ignition (remix)" and "bump n grind" bc they clearly didn't need my help

wish "sex planet" had come in ahead of "sex weed" honestly

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)

"u saved me" was my #26

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)

but i guess i'm more glad both "in the kitchen"s placed

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago)

everybody's sleeping on unfinished business

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)

did ANYONE vote for "gotham city" or "i'll be your angel"

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

they were big hits

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

1. I'm A Flirt
2. Ignition Remix
3. Sweet Tooth
4. Go Low
5. I Know What You Need
6. If I'm Wit You

7. Happy People
8. Down Low Double Life
9. Fiesta
10. Kickin' It With Your Girlfriend

11. Steppin' Into Heaven
12. 3-Way Phone Call

13. Same Girl
14. Suicide
15. When A Woman's Fed Up
16. Home Alone
17. Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)
18. You Made Me Love You
19. All I Really Want
20. When I Think About You

21. Be My #2
22. Heart Of A Woman
23. The Greatest Sex
24. I Like The Crotch On You
25. You Knock Me Out

1. R
2. Double Up
3. Happy People
4. Love Letter
5. TP-2.com

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago)

hah glad to see "i like the crotch on you" got a vote - def would have made my top 40

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago)

Had some mad debates with my friends about this poll but we all agreed that Half on a Baby deserves the top spot. Also, the Old School mix of Bump and Grind is way too low. But none of that shit matters. THIS POLL RULED. Thanks Spottie. Of the few polls I've participated in, this has been my favorite. Would you mind posting the complete stats?

my ballot
01- Half on a Baby
02- Like I Do
03- Bump and Grind (Old School Mix)
04- Your Body's Callin
05- Kicking it with Your Girlfriend
06- A Woman's Threat
07- Echo
08- Feelin on Your Booty
09- Strip For You
10- Number One Hit
11- When A Woman's Fed Up
12- I'm a Flirt
13- In the Kitchen
14- I Love The Dj
15- Skin
16- Green Light
17- Sex Weed
18- Number One
19- Contagious
20- Hotel
21- Fiesta
22- Etcetera
23- I Wish
24- Down Low Double Life
25- Leave Your Name

01- Untitled
02- 12 Play
03- R.
04- TP.3 Reloaded
05- TP-2.com

Dick Townwolves (Captain Ahab), Friday, 22 November 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago)

Untitled at no.1°

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)

1 510 Step In The Name Of Love (Remix)
2 466 I'm A Flirt (Remix)
3 446 Ignition (Remix)
4 376 Bump n' Grind
5 316 Feelin' On Yo Booty
6 250 A Woman's Threat
7 234 Same Girl
8 230 Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)
9 206 Half On A Baby
10 202 When A Woman's Fed Up
11 200 Your Body's Callin'
12 196 R&B Thug
13 190 Number One Hit
14 186 The World's Greatest
15 178 I Wish - Remix (To The Homies That We Lost)
16 176 Ignition
17 174 Fiesta (Remix)
18 172 Kickin' It With Your Girlfriend
19 166 Love Letter
20 157 She's Got That Vibe
21 156 Thoia Thoing
22 144 Strip For You
23 130 Laundromat
24 122 Heaven, I Need A Hug
25 114 I Believe I Can Fly
26 110 Sex In The Kitchen
27 110 Step In The Name Of Love
28 106 Be My #2
29 106 Sex Weed
30 104 I Wish
31 102 Sweet Tooth
32 100 Etcetera
33 98 You Remind Me Of Something
34 94 We Thuggin’
35 92 It Seems Like You’re Ready
36 92 The Greatest Sex
37 90 Chocolate Factory
38 90 Snake
39 88 Like I Do
40 86 Contagious
41 82 Bump 'n' Grind (Old School Mix)
42 82 Not Feelin' the Love
43 76 Sex In The Kitchen (Remix)
44 74 Get Up On A Room
45 72 Down Low Double Life
46 72 Echo
47 70 Remote Control
48 68 Fiesta
49 66 Happy People
50 66 The Zoo


51 60 Feelin' Single
52 60 Hotel (Cassidy feat. R. Kelly)
53 60 If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time
54 52 Hit It Til The Mornin'
55 50 Hook It Up
56 46 I Like The Crotch On You
57 46 Just Like That
58 46 Sex Me Pts. 1-2
59 46 Sex Planet
60 46 So Sexy Chapter II
61 46 Touched A Dream
62 46 U Saved Me
63 44 Go Low
64 44 Real Talk
65 44 Weatherman
66 44 You Knock Me Out
67 42 Don't Let Me Die
68 42 I Know What You Need
69 42 So Sexy
70 42 Taxi Cab
71 40 If I'm Wit You
72 40 One Me
73 40 Religious Love
74 38 Slow Wind
75 36 Leave Your Name
76 34 all rounds on me
77 34 Been Around the World
78 32 all i
79 32 Be Happy
80 32 It's Your Birthday
81 32 Red Carpet (Pause, Flash)
82 30 Home Alone
83 30 Radio Message
84 30 Steppin' Into Heaven
85 30 trapped in the closet, chapter 1
86 28 3-Way Phone Call
87 28 loveland
88 28 Thank God It's Friday
89 26 Dancing With A Rich Man
90 26 Dream Girl
91 26 Just Can't Get Enough
92 26 lost in your love
93 26 when a man lies
94 24 Can We Get Up On A Room
95 24 Hair Braider
96 24 I Love The Dj
97 24 Like A Real Freak
98 24 Suicide
99 22 Hump Bounce
100 22 Skin

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

"Feelin' Single" just missed it eh

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyQMEmecTO4

in retrospect i kinda wish i'd thrown a vote toward "ringtone"

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 22 November 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago)

did ANYONE vote for "gotham city" or "i'll be your angel"

― da croupier, Friday, November 22, 2013 12:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think so

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

glad "Step (In The Name Of Love)" won, it has the consistent jam of every recent family wedding I've attended (along with "Electric Slide" and "Cupid Shuffle")

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago)

1) I Believe I Can Fly
2) If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time
3) Ignition (Remix)
4) Step in the Name of Love (Remix)
5) I'm a Flirt (Remix)
6) Religious Love
7) Chocolate Factory
8) Down Low
9) The World's Greatest
10) Be Happy
11) Bump N' Grind
12) Contagious [Isley Brothers]
13) Fiesta (Remix)
14) Thoia Thoing
15) Hump Bounce
16) Fuck You Tonight [Biggie]
17) Same Girl [Usher]
18) Ignition
19) As I Look Into My Life
20) Hotel [Cassidy]
21) I Wish
22) Sex Planet
23) Not Feelin' The Love
24) You Made Me Love You
25) Trade In My Life

Euler, Friday, 22 November 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

can't believe "If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time" didn't place, it's like I have a totally different Kells in mind

Euler, Friday, 22 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

only room for so many sweeping ballads and most would lean to Worlds Greatest and/or I Believe I can Fly

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)

love both of those too of course

sweeping ballads forever

Euler, Friday, 22 November 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago)

"Step" was on my wedding playlist, and it was the last song playing when we left the reception, such a magical moment

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago)

awww

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago)

Does anyone like Slow Wind?

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)

I like the Manu Chao vibes I get from it if that counts?

tsrobodo, Saturday, 23 November 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago)

"remote control" -- my reservations about his voice on this song were so offtm, obsessed with this song now

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago)

songs:
R&B Thug
Step in The Name of Love (Remix)
It Seems Like You’re Ready
I’m A Flirt (Remix)
Bump ‘N Grind
Nivea - Laundromat
You Remind Me Of Something
Ignition
Hook It Up
Same Girl
Chocolate Factory
Fat Joe – We Thuggin’
Not Feelin’ The Love
Feelin’ On Yo Booty
Etcetera
I Wish
Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)
Isley Bros. – Contagious
Be My #2
In The Kitchen (Remix)
Hit It Til The Mornin’ f/ Twista and Do Or Die
Sparkle – Be Careful

When A Woman’s Fed Up
A Woman’s Threat

albums:
TP-2.com
Chocolate Factory
R.
Twelve Play
Best of Both Worlds

i realize looking now at my e-mail that i accidentally put "Feelin' On Yo Booty" on my ballot twice, so i only voted for 24 songs. feel bad, coulda fit another favorite in there.

some dude, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago)

new kells and bieber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQ_mjqsZ-k

Dick Townwolves (Captain Ahab), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago)

this thread is for good r kelly songs

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 November 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago)

though i didn't vote for any featurings, was surprised sparkle didn't make the list

da croupier, Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)

1. heaven i need a hug
2. step in the name of love
3. step in the name of love (remix)
4. bump n' grind
5. i like the crotch on you
6. ignition (remix)
7. ignition
8. i wish (remix)
9. all rounds on me
10. all i
11. trapped in the closet, chapter 1
12. loveland
13. fiesta (remix)
14. down low
15. somethings never change
16. feelin' on yo booty
17. feelin' on yo booty (remix)
18. i wish
19. contagious
20. the greatest sex
21. snake
22. happy people
23. sex in the kitchen
24. fiesta
25. love is

tracks i had but missing from the results tend to be loveland and Write Me Back. also surprised people seemed to obey the no "trapped" injunction!

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)

i love trapped, love how creative the later chapters get, but it doesn't function in a song poll, it's this other thing

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

i voted for it in the poll b/c i still remember when it was just chapter 1 and this weird single and we had no idea it would go beyond that but it was still great.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah i coulda voted for the first one, was a pretty cool moment on its own, just didn't make room for it.

some dude, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago)

I'd've been fine with giving a vote to part I too, but he's got way more than 25 better songs so I didn't.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago)


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