What is the most offputting barrier to you listening to and enjoying certain types of music

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Hello all. I'm interested in any reasons why you would avoid certain genres of music, especially the many (100s?) styles of metal (see poll)
I searched Google for stereotypes and reasons people give and included them below.
The poll questions are exclusively about metal but I would welcome all opinions w/r/t other music that often provokes negative reactions. Country/Jazz/Reggae/Opera et al

Poll Results

OptionVotes
"The vocals." 15
"Too white and I feel out of place in that culture." 9
"I hate metal fans as they're the worst" 6
"I've given the music a cursory listen but there is just no way in for me at all." 5
"Ugh white boys and guitars." 5
"Cant dance to it." 5
"Dislike the flashiness and reliance on technical ability aka 'chops'." 5
"It's a boys club generally." 4
"Racism in metal/among metalheads I know." 3
"Hate the elitism of the 'gatekeepers' who don't want you in their 'club'" 3
"Too old for this music as it's a teenage thing." 3
"Too aggressive." 3
"Fans of metal bands keep telling me I need to check out "this band" and their enthusiasm puts me off as 2
Write in. 2
"Dislike a lot of the production." 2
"There's too much sexism and/or misogyny in more so than other genres of music ." 2
"Bad dress sense." 2
"No tunes." 1
"Used to be good but fans and bands are too serious and are no fun now unlike the 80s." 1
"It's too basic and primal and not enough inventiveness." 1
"Dislike a lot of the fans of metal I know in real life." 0
"Jocks at high school like/liked it." 0
"Someone else covers metal at my place of work so I always avoid hearing any thankfully." 0
"I have never given metal a fair chance but I will now on." 0


Ramona, Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)

What is it with certain styles of non-critic friendly music that makes otherwise open-minded listeners screw their face up at? Should music critics or fans listen outside of their comfort zones ever? and what puts you off certain styles of music?

Ramona, Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)

Hi herman

Matt P, Sunday, 2 February 2014 08:01 (eleven years ago)

Ramona is a beautiful drag name but you aren't very good at it.

Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Sunday, 2 February 2014 08:08 (eleven years ago)

Where is "a certain ilxor constantly 'wondering' why people don't like what he likes, making metal and discussion thereof unattractive for anyone who might want to explore it"?

Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Sunday, 2 February 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)

hey i think we shd give the benefit of the doubt to this mysterious stranger who has exactly the same interests and writing style as Herman

regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 February 2014 08:27 (eleven years ago)

And who is named after the manic pixie dream girl from Scott Pilgrim.

the drummer is a monster (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 2 February 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)

Whose sock is this, again?

I prefer The Real Ramona.

a small viking themed quasi illegal outdoor rave I was DJing (Branwell Bell), Sunday, 2 February 2014 10:16 (eleven years ago)

where is the "all of them" choice?

sleeve, Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

write in: "these people sound like they don't know how to play together"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

ilm

a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

hate reggae, too many white boys with guitars, and it's racist. And it's too aggressive.

brimstead, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)

bit of a bait and switch here.

how's life, Monday, 3 February 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

Surprised "It all sounds the same to me" is not on the list.

MarkoP, Monday, 3 February 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

^ main complaint i hear about most genres ppl don't like.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Monday, 3 February 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

this is like, actually depressing

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 February 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

If your hierarchy of priorities begins with "technical proficiency" then you're probably a cheesy jam band. Voted second one down (chops).

Evan, Monday, 3 February 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

Tough choice between "I hate metal fans as they're the worst" and "Bad dress sense."

the first cologne based on a sea-captain based celebrity (seandalai), Monday, 3 February 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

I vote for "Fans aren't racist enough."

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 3 February 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

Someone else at my place of work plays metal covers throughout the day

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 February 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/RamonaForever.jpg

Mordy , Monday, 3 February 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/v679LG1.jpg

Ramona, Monday, 3 February 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/418787/train-wreck-o.gif

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

I 'fess up

reposted from another thread

I happen to like trying to get people to check out metal , yes i know that annoys the likes of sick mouthy or bb or whoever, but its cuz yknow i love music. I like to be introduced to stuff outta my comfort zone. I wish some knowledgeable person into reggae would send me dvds or spotify playlists of the classic old reggae/dub as i only have a handful of cds. Same goes for classical recordings (I have no idea which recordings are the best).

But why do people want to put off outsiders?

What puts you off certain genres?

Can some of you indulge me on this topic please?

۩, Monday, 3 February 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

the only actual productive thing is to ask this question of yourself ime.

as far as introducing others to music you like, i think a good tack to take is to express what you like about it in a way that makes it appealing to others, i.e. knowing and relating to your audience. people relate to the why, not the what (i.e. "bands", "albums", very large lists).

Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

that's only really of any use to a writer, someone who is capable of expressing their opinion. Which I am not.

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 10:28 (eleven years ago)

I would like to see peoples opinions on this. Especially with BB's interesting experiment on the go Can You Force Yourself To Like A Record Through Blunt-Force Repetition?

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:12 (eleven years ago)

Dude. You have got to be fucking joking.

Because if you really want my opinions, setting up a FAKE FEMALE SOCK in order to bring up and then handwave away "sexism" is one surefire way to make sure that I will never address myself to you again. There is no universe in which this is OK, ever. And the fact that you don't even understand *why* this is not OK makes it quite plain that trying to talk to you about anything else would be a complete waste of time.

NOT OK. Now good day to you, sir.

Branwell Bell, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:18 (eleven years ago)

I didn't ask your opinion. I said your experiment was interesting. I am not interested in anything you have to say. Ever.

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:30 (eleven years ago)

only one of these i can relate to = "I've given the music a cursory listen but there is just no way in for me at all." seems a legit objection, like "this shit is boring," or "this shit makes me want to gouge my skin off and die."

"there's just no way in" speaks to me cuz i often feel exactly that way about super harsh & techy death metal (like gorguts f'rinstance). i can hear the sounds just fine but not the music. i expect that there really IS music in there somewhere - perhaps even good music, if people whose taste i respect seem to dig it - but i lack the capacity.

fwiw, i tried again w/ colored sands the other day. played some nowadays techy death-type stuff i genuinely enjoy as a ramp-up (black dahlia murder and revocation), and i kind of halfway got there, briefly appreciated the gorgutseses relatively fluid and organic approach (relative to the arguably artless pounding i seem to prefer), but i still didn't really LIKE it much. my loss...

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

I voted 'vocals" because I find that I like metal bands friends will play for me right until that moment when the vocals come in. Most recent example: Kowloon Walled City. Went from "Now this I can get into" to "no way man" in like a second.

Grew up on Earache records - Carcass and Deicide were big faves, and I love Surgical Steel - but I find I have little space in my life for those sorts of bludgeonings these days. I may just be old.

These

"Too aggressive."
"It's too basic and primal and not enough inventiveness."
"No tunes"

are all runners up.

Metal bands I do listen to, on a somewhat regular basis: Electric Wizard, Bone Awl, Portal, Wold, Velvet Caccoon, old Witchcraft (circa Firewood, Monarch, The Body, Wolves In The Throne Room, Esoteric, most Blake Judd-related things, old thrash like Kreator, etc. But after any of these, I'm usually ready for, like, Eno, or the Dead, or Eric Dolphy; all things, I must say, I vastly prefer to any metal band I've ever heard. Guess I dig 'inventiveness' and actually maybe should have voted that one. I work with metal dudes and they're always trying to play me NAAM or Weedeater or Thou or something but it hardly ever sticks to my ribs. Sounds cool enough when it's on, but then, poof, gone, ready for some J-Dilla.

But, given my above profile, I'd love some recommendations. I realize I risk ILX ridicule for this question, but aren't there any 'jammy' metal bands? Like, I don't mean Kyuss and Nebula and boring shit like that. I mean heavy, tuned-down-to-C bands that also feature some adventurous playing? Maybe even - gasp! - without the aid of a Bug Muff? This, I believe plays into the "too aggressive" complaint, perhaps. It's not a dealbreaker, but the maleness of metal (yes I'm aware of the many, many female-fronted metal bands, but also aware that metal is still the only genre that regularly publishes magazines and promotes gigs with phrases like "Hottest Chicks In...") bums me out (but no less than those same qualities in, say, Led Zep or Hendrix or the Stones).

Also, can I ask a metal dude why metal dudes don't go crazy for Bardo Pond?

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)

Bardo Pond are one of my fave bands.

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

I like Bardo Pond, but they're not really a metal band at all.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

Well, I realize that, but I also wonder what it is that they lack that prevents them from crossing over. I mean: big, distorted guitars played by stoned dudes obsessed with tone; hippie elements like flute and catatonic-sounding femme vox; long songs with heavy, even occasionally aggressive doom-y sounding parts, etc. Market those guys to the Rise Above crowd and I don't think anyone's calling foul, is all I'm saying.

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

Do you like SubRosa? They made one of the best albums of last year. Sublime female-fronted doom with two lead violins, gorgeous and genuinely moving lyrics, long expansive songs with real emotional depth.

jmm, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

I second SubRosa their last 2 albums have been sublime

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

and jimmywine dyspeptic , the bardo pond album did make the ilm metal poll, so some metallers do like them.

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

Well, their album is called Rise Above, so... I dunno, I think a lot of elements you mention JD would only appeal to a certain type of metaller.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

tbf so does a lot of metal

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

but this thread shouldnt just be about metal its supposed to be any genres

unless of course metal is the only one ilxors cant get into

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

i am crazy about bardo pond tbh

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

"Fans of metal bands keep telling me I need to check out "this band" and their enthusiasm puts me off as

How does that option end? The poll code cuts off the line after x characters.

(dying here at K making a sock and kicking it off with a metal poll)

good day to you, (onimo), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

It's not interesting enough to warrant my time is probably my #1 excuse.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

oh, if we're not talking metal (and if we're not, the poll doesn't really make sense), I can answer this question with a single word: "wacky." Anything that can be described as 'wacky' and I'm gone. I don't mean Jandek or Beefheart wacky; I mean the whole 'let's-cover-this-Madonna-song-inna-grindcore-style' wacky. Also, anything remotely like Ben Folds / Barenaked Ladies / MC 900 ft Jesus / Soul Coughing etc. "Ironic covers" also sums this up.

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

anything remotely like Ben Folds / Barenaked Ladies

ugh

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

and yeah i hate metal bands doing covers just to get a hit,

and JWD you can talk about metal as well as other genres. its a free for all.

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

but this thread shouldnt just be about metal its supposed to be any genres

unless of course metal is the only one ilxors cant get into

Mentions of Metal in the poll options = 6
Mentions of any other genre = 0

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

The poll questions are exclusively about metal but I would welcome all opinions w/r/t other music that often provokes negative reactions. Country/Jazz/Reggae/Opera et al

but if the only genre people cant relate to is metal thats fine!

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

now tom d tell us how you dislike prog rock!

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

I like it more than metal

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

lol

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

your idea of hell would be prog-metal, right?

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)

Not necessarily, it might be an improvement on common or garden metal

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

Anyway I thought was metal was "in" with young interesting and hip people... and ILXors

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

you're never allowed *in* metal. (go read deafheaven thread)

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

Oh I won't be doing that

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

i bet you liked sabbath as a kid

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

Was there any heavy metal bands from Paisley?

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

not just metal, but many genres to me sound like undifferentiated mush, but with regards to metal, I watched the entire documentary on wacken,
and this is not only my most favorite "metal" performance, but the only one I remember from it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6YWG69Eja0

but isn't that supposed to be the charming thing about metal? that it sounds the same in blazing hot florida and south america as it does in crypt-like cold of the umlauted regions?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

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Marin Alsop conducts the Filarmonica della Scala orchestra
Recipient of snide comments … the American conductor Marin Alsop with the Filarmonica della Scala orchestra. Photograph: Marco Brescia/AP

Classical music is not dying (pace yet another overly-enthusiastic report at Slate.com) but there are clearly many problems in the industry.

Most of them are brought on by those of us in the business itself, be it the musicians (who are for the most part precious, egocentric, grandiose and socially stunted), the gatekeepers (narcissistic, obtuse, living in the past, as resistant to change as they are entrenched in their cliques) or the record labels (risk-averse and budget-deprived, relying on their back catalogue as a life raft).

sound familiar for other genres?

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

that was only supposed to be the last bit

۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

the reason I don't listen to much metal is that, while heavy/uptempo rock is some of my favorite music in the world, most of the stuff that passes muster as 'metal' seems to seek out some extreme territory where it's either so fast or so slow that it doesn't really rock to me. nevermind that the 70s metal/proto metal that i like has the kind of hooks that would get a current band downgraded to mere 'hard rock.'

i dunno if there's a list option for that, though, or what the nearest equivalent would be.

scott c-word (some dude), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

I've never, ever been able to work out whether or not being into a piece of music is individual or more of a communal thing. If it's a communal thing and the music is part of a group ritual, then disliking the group (IF this is w/ good reason, if) might be more okay as a big part of why you don't like the music?

Anyway, I might not be who this thread is aimed at because I had significant teenage flings with Slayer, Pantera and Mayhem, and also a brief affair with Sunn, so it's more why didn't I keep them around.

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

But you know. Metal often seems to be trying to go for nihilism and negativity, but expects to find those things in conventional places. But there's more nihilism in Buddy Bolden's Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmZyImasvA

isn't there? And more negativity in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPnZZTVp_2A

surely?

That prob is questionable but you know what I mean

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

formally anticipating the nihilism realness clusterfuck thread

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

Feel like I've been seeing K3rrangst about this topic on like 5 different threads recently. Ramona, I have to ask: do you accept that any of these as satisfactory reasons for people not to listen to metal a genre?

wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 07:30 (eleven years ago)

http://flavorwire.com/436419/does-underground-metal-have-a-place-in-the-mainstream/

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

That prob is questionable but you know what I mean

haha, i don't

marcos, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew
'bout you're plans to make me blue
with some other guy that you knew before.
Between the two of us guys
you know I love you more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
when I found out yesterday.
Don't you know that...

I heard it through the grapevine
not much longer would you be mine.
Oh I heard it through the grapevine,
Oh and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.

I know that a man ain't supposed to cry,
but these tears I can't hold inside.
Losin' you would end my life you see,
cause you mean that much to me.
You could have told me yourself
that you love someone else.
Instead...

People say believe half of what you see,
son, and none of what you hear.
I can't help bein' confused
if it's true please tell me dear?
Do you plan to let me go
for the other guy you loved before?
Don't you know...

marcos, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

1a. I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say,
Funky butt funky butt, take it away,
Stinky butt funky butt, take it away,
I thought I heard him say.

1b. I thought I heard Buddy Bolden shout,
Open up the window an’ let the bad air out,
Open up the window an’ let the bad air out,
I thought I heard him shout.

2a. I thought I heard Judge Fogarty say,
Give him thirty days in the market, take him away,
Give him a good broom and take the prisoner away,
I thought I heard him say.

2b. I thought I heard Frankie Dusen shout,
Give me our money or I’ll beat it out,
Give me our money or I’ll beat it out,
I thought I heard him shout.

3a. I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say,
Monkey butt, funky butt take it away,
Funky butt, stinky butt take it away,
I thought I heard him say.

3b. I thought I heard Buddy Bolden shout,
Open up the window an’ let this foul air out,
Open up the window an’ let the foul air out,
I thought I heard him shout.

marcos, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

Ultimately, what is most important is how mainstream coverage benefits the bands. Do they see an increase in album sales or attendance at shows? Journalist Kim Kelly, who writes for Pitchfork (where she specializes in underground black metal and doom bands), along with the UK metal mag Iron Fist, The FADER and several others, says the feedback she gets from bands she covers in her more mainstream writing gigs proves that they are. “Sometimes I’ll get an email asking if I have covered something recently, because the band saw a spike in Bandcamp sales and figured I was behind it! I know for a fact that my scribblings have made certain bands money, gotten them gigs, or helped them make valuable connections, and that’s all the justification I need to keep on keepin’ on.”

kkdomitor nails it

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

1. Shredded Humans

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun

I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn

marcos, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

sorry cardamon i don't know what you're talking about

marcos, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)

the reason I don't listen to much metal is that, while heavy/uptempo rock is some of my favorite music in the world, most of the stuff that passes muster as 'metal' seems to seek out some extreme territory where it's either so fast or so slow that it doesn't really rock to me. nevermind that the 70s metal/proto metal that i like has the kind of hooks that would get a current band downgraded to mere 'hard rock.'

i dunno if there's a list option for that, though, or what the nearest equivalent would be.

― scott c-word (some dude), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 8:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This more-or-less mirrors my views. But the biggest barrier to getting into most post-Sabbath metal is the drum sound. It's either reverbed to shit, heavily gated, a broad flump or (usually) all of the above. And the bass drum just sounds like a low click. I love electronic drums/drum machines in other contexts, but in metal it just sounds goofy (and pointless, when an acoustic bass drum is made to sound indistinguishable from an electronic bass drum).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

Also cardomon otm re: nihilism.

Also, Cookie Monster vocals. Are...are you actually trying to scare...anybody? And has it ever worked?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

I hate typewriter drums in modern extreme metal too. Its my pet hate. Thought I'd started a thread on this actually but cant find it.

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

kill (em) all click tracks

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

Marcos: it's probably subjective

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

Grapevine just seems full of bitterness and threat to me, Buddy Bolden is about a pimp and nothing much happens in the story of the song, it just goes on and on, same situation

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

I am put off by death metal because of the vox and the lack of riffs I can appreciate.

But I do like typewriter drums.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

I am put off by HC because Henry Rollins pisses me off.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

bbbbut Henry is supposedly the hottest dude in metal according to this list!
http://blastbeat.us/?p=3768

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

Maybe you prefer him with long hair when he was in black flag? ;)

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

Naw, it's just his attitude. he looks better with short hair.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

Bruce Dickinson is clearly still the hottest.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

lemmy and wino surprisingly high in that poll. Do people really fancy him? even when he was young he was hardly good looking.

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

(lemmy i mean)

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

just close your eyes and listen to his voice.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

http://blastbeat.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/7-DOLKKAMPFAR-1.jpg

he just looks like your normal metal dude at a gig. At least when hes chatting up the ladies noone has to ask him what band he's in.

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

Imagine the foreplay with him?

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

"what do you mean you felt a little prick!?"

Viceroy, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

LOL

۩, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

predictable winner but "Too white and I feel out of place in that culture." 9 is depressing.

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

79 of you. 79

imago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

79 is a lot

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

"It's too basic and primal and not enough inventiveness." 1 was that a vote by a 15 year old imago?

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

Huge throbbing swarms of metal heads in Latin America don't seem to think it's too white.

Viceroy, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)

there's some really great articles on African metal too online. Apparently its popular in a lot of big cities in some countries there. There is something "worldly" about metal. I suppose lyrics arent a big deal so it doesnt matter if you cant understand the lyrics. English speaking metalheads can enjoy non-english metal as much as the non-metal speaker enjoys english stuff. Plus there's less commercial pressure on them to sing in english too?

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

Absolutely. I remember that photojournalism of Nigerian (I think?) metalheads... some bad-ass dudes but they def. are rolling with a different aesthetic than US and Europe. Purely homegrown, it's great.

Viceroy, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tfwZnKW4pCw

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:09 (eleven years ago)

I remember that photojournalism of Nigerian (I think?) metalheads.

was it not Botswana?

۩, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:13 (eleven years ago)

For me, it's all about the lyrical themes. You have your choice of:

-Satanism: I would loved it at 13. But as an adult, it seems so silly and immature.
-Fantasy-based lyrics, Dungeons & Dragons, hobbits: see above.
-Cliched teen angst: doesn't appeal to me as an adult
-Cliched anti-war lyrics: I agree with the sentiment, but metal anti-war lyrics seem perversely pro-war. Because war is the only thing more brutal than death metal, man

The vocals don't help either. It's not that I hate death metal vocals. I think they're a interesting novelty that's good for 1 or 2 albums, but that's it.

There there are the metal hipsters, the absurd emphasis on keepin' it real, the hyper-masculine attitudes, the prog-rock tendencies of "good" metal bands, on and on. I can't entirely dismiss any genre, but metal isn't my favorite by a long shot.

TetrisAttack, Friday, 21 February 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

-Fantasy-based lyrics, Dungeons & Dragons, hobbits: see above.
-Cliched teen angst: doesn't appeal to me as an adult
-Cliched anti-war lyrics:

its not the 1980s; things have moved on since!

۩, Friday, 21 February 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

Seriously though, got any bands in mind you speak of?

۩, Friday, 21 February 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

Not really, but I've downloaded quite a few metal albums that I frequently see cited as the best of all time. I didn't really like any of them.

TetrisAttack, Friday, 21 February 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

my biggest hangup with metal is i haven't heard any metal song that is as good as surfin bird. "you suffer" comes close.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 21 February 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

tetrisattack which ones?

۩, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

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Hongro4/4Ass (wins), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

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Hongro4/4Ass (wins), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

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Hongro4/4Ass (wins), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

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Hongro4/4Ass (wins), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

:)

۩, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.thejabberwock.org/blog/2/strychnine.png

wins, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:51 (ten years ago)

seven years pass...

Also, Cookie Monster vocals. Are...are you actually trying to scare...anybody? And has it ever worked?

so, old post, but I gotta address this common myth - the appeal of death vocals isn't being scared! Screaming has existed in multiple genres, and nobody is doing it to freak anybody out! Death growling is atmospheric, meant to mirror the bleak tone of the music it accompanies.

when done well, it sounds mega cool, just like when a punk rocker yells over some intense power chordage, it's cool. but also, it's meant to be percussive. on Cannibal Corpse album liner notes (and many other DM liner notes), they used to address vocals as "vocal patterns" because, similar to hip hop, it's meant to be percussive, rhythmic, creative, not just following a repetitive meter. there are of course degrees to this, dude from Anal Blast wasn't exactly Twista. likewise, it doesn't quite have the same polyrhythmic feel of rap, no, but there's reasons Corpsegrinder does rapid-fire, double-timed growls, or employs triplet patterns during a bridge. it's like a battering ram of sound.

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 January 2023 21:40 (two years ago)

"Battering ram of sound" is pretty much always the most offputting barrier to me listening to and enjoying certain types of music.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 12 January 2023 21:47 (two years ago)

yeah I agree there's a part of me which thinks I could get way into metal someday but every time I listen to an actual album it just winds up sounding like aural sludge after a few minutes

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2023 21:50 (two years ago)

I love old school metal, but I agree--I just can't wrap my ears around a lot of black or death metal.

Also, much of contemporary country music sounds like it was pumped out of a hit factory. I ain't buying it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 12 January 2023 21:55 (two years ago)

Stoner or sludge metal, like Sleep, I can get into for a while, but an album side or two is enough. I'd probably be able to tolerate a lot more if I actually got stoned.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 12 January 2023 21:56 (two years ago)

Yeah it’s not about sounding scary it’s about sounding inhuman and weird and monster-like, plus sometimes it’s funny, and yeah the key for me getting into death metal vox was to hear it as another textural instrument, think of it like someone playing a blast furnace like a pump organ or something

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Thursday, 12 January 2023 23:41 (two years ago)

my goal is to start all of my posts with “yeah”

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Thursday, 12 January 2023 23:42 (two years ago)

Tbf I hated death vocals at first and you can find posts from me on USEnet in 96 getting clowned for complaining about them on alt.music.slayer.

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 January 2023 23:44 (two years ago)

David Vincent going “Oough!!” is the f’in best

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Friday, 13 January 2023 00:22 (two years ago)

From the poll, definitely music with "chops" or other ways of being mister smartypants (we just discovered dissonance and it's now our sole compositional device), lack of rhythmic sense (groove is a plus), and just generally the poor songwriting (our shortest song is 9 minutes but it could also be a bridge in our 16-minute epic).

In other genres:
- Cuteness, quirkiness, maximalism, the nerd's definition of happy or dancy
- Repetition, formalism
- Electronic music imitating nature, background music, mood music
- Experimental, deconstruction
- Actually most music with prefixes like avant-, alternative, hypnagogic, vapor-, indie, -core... seem to cultivate aspects that I find gimmicky, but I also hate to think of music in this closeted way, so it's more a discourse thing.

Sounds like my only options will soon be Fleetwood Mac and remembering how subversive and open-minded my tastes were in my twenties.

Nabozo, Friday, 13 January 2023 09:15 (two years ago)

80s-00s uk indie
- the fans: some of the most bigoted smallminded "real music" fans and bullies I've ever known, as well as all the biggest wankers in british media, these associations can be hard to shake
- the music: you get the sense that things like good singers and competent rhythm sections are seen as unnecessary indulgences or at best an occasional nice bonus when it comes to this music

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 13 January 2023 11:22 (two years ago)

thrash metal - boring macho bullshit

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 13 January 2023 11:31 (two years ago)

the biggest barriers to me enjoying music are rote melodic choices, needlessly repetitive songwriting, the feeling that the music is about 'vibes' rather than melodic, dynamic, textural or lyrical narrative, and any sort of feeling of cheap emotional manipulation. these can be found in all genres

imago, Friday, 13 January 2023 11:35 (two years ago)

Opera singers stop me listening to opera tbh. Classical soprano is almost literally my least favourite noise made by human beings. In other words, "the vocals".

A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2023 11:37 (two years ago)

there are basically no vocals besides Anthony Kiedis', Jacob Collier's and Paloma Faith's that put me off, and those are three historically annoying vocalists

imago, Friday, 13 January 2023 11:39 (two years ago)

I guess anyone in that Paloma Faith mould of Winehousey jazzy inflection is risking my wrath tbh

imago, Friday, 13 January 2023 11:41 (two years ago)

never listen to extreme metal at home, but always enjoy it at concerts

barrier for me is that some genres don't have a venue where I'm at (or only very expensive venues)

corrs unplugged, Friday, 13 January 2023 11:49 (two years ago)

I must be one of the few people who loves the sound of classical soprano while generally hating opera itself - so much of the culture around it seems to be this hideous self-serious pseudo-aristocratic posturing and gatekeeping while the plots are infuriatingly ridiculous and bathetic - opera queens love that tension and more power to them but I can't stand it

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 13 January 2023 11:57 (two years ago)

a relatively recent development afaik, used to be a popular (as in vulgar) art form until they got rid of the cheap seats (part of an intentional attempt at turning it into hideous self-serious pseudo-aristocratic posturing and gatekeeping)

corrs unplugged, Friday, 13 January 2023 12:14 (two years ago)

I've been told it's less like that in Italy, idk how true that still is

it's a shame and mirrors what's happened to theatre and classical music in general. In the case of opera I blame wagner for a lot of it

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 13 January 2023 12:20 (two years ago)

xps to Neanderthal

let a death man growl
it’s meant to be percussive
let a death man growl
although he ain’t exactly Twista

the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 January 2023 13:33 (two years ago)

Lolol

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 13:41 (two years ago)

I can get into a lot of weird/annoying/"bad" vocal styles, but still I have never found a way past the belting emo vocal style. I spent the past two years dating someone who was really into MCR and I know a lot of people around here rate them highly. But I just couldn't do it, man. I like a lot of the other stuff Gerard Way does with his voice! But as soon as he starts with the "I'M NOT WHOA-KAAYYAAY" shit, I'm in for a bad time :(

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 13 January 2023 13:49 (two years ago)

And as for "cookie monster" vocals, these usually sound goofy as hell rather than bleak or atmospheric to me. But I can appreciate what they're going for.

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 13 January 2023 13:51 (two years ago)

I was just about to mention, coincidentally, that I only can't stand singers who sing entirely through their nose.

Also admittedly a lot of the mainstream rap in the last five years, I just don't get. And I love hip hop.

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 13:55 (two years ago)

But I can appreciate what they're going for.

I guess I'm still trying to figure out what that is.

We hosted an exchange student from northern Germany about 15 years ago. He was devoted to the really scary-sounding Scandinavian stuff. It struck me as an affirmative act of nonconformity.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:53 (two years ago)

Strangely enough, I can really appreciate the sound of an operatic soprano. The Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute is sublime. I do prefer lieder, though, whether sung by a soprano or sung by an alto.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:55 (two years ago)


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