First things first, we must call out our enemies

Pablo A on Thursday, February 22, 2007 2:45 PM (8 hours ago)

otm

am0n on Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:42 PM (Yesterday)

i think IRE is the hockey helmet/short bus crowd.

-- chicago kevin, Mittwoch, 23. Mai 2007 15:00 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

NIGGAZ LETZ RIDE!!!!!!!!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/shortbus-46967.jpg

P.S. "chicago kevin"??????????????

16th most popular poster on ILX

"popular"

you could say he's zestfully tasty like a Chicago "brat"

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH:

KEVIN IN BALTIMORE
KEVIN IN NYC

16th out of 20, which puts him in the fifth (and i'll just go ahead and extrapolate that to all posters)

we all know how popular lingbert is

haha bottom quarter not bottom fifth maybe mr. chicago was right about the bus

I HATE YOU CHICAGO KEVASS

http://www.knucklehead.com/downloads/Shortbus.jpg
L-R: Lingbert, Jergins, lxy, Confounded, sanskrit

stylin'

http://www.kickasspoker.com/gfx/Logos/logo_pokerbus.jpg

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bus.jpg

http://www.byz.org/~immort/bm2002/30-Mon/m/BM2002-0423-08261447-CatBus.jpg

that's all you got? i'm kind of disappointed.

KEVASS

fwiw i wish i was going to the ward tonight. early shift bartender at my local has awful taste in music. but luckily i've stayed at work long enough where he'll be gone by the time i get there and replaced with the corny indie dude who every once in a while has a good record on his ipod, almost inspite of himself. this is the douchebag who turned off daydream nation to play radiohead. AND HE'S STILL THE BETTER OPTION.

-- chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:53 (1 month ago) Link

self played self

vegan cock hi i

huh wha? i don't understand. the second dude committed (to me) a cardinal sin in turning off daydream nation to play radiohead. yet he is still the better option than the early shift dude who plays bob marley and jam bands.

i have pretty much stopped going to that bar now.

coolnakevinmd3.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/365/coolnakevinmd3.jpg

i'm pretty sauced there.

this was from friday night, i'm on the left:

-- chicago kevin, Monday, April 9, 2007 2:27 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
i was sauced.

-- chicago kevin, Monday, April 9, 2007 2:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

PHOTOSHOP RIDAZ, MOUNT UP!!!!!

see! i WAS sauced!

ok, i'm going to lunch now, i expect some smart photoshoppery when i get back.

oh, and you totally should have put that pic in the "so not gonna happen" thread.

who would wanna hit that?

the only person who takes pictures of me got doused in beer saturday night and now her camera doesn't work. gone are all pictures of me from the last month. the world can rest easy.

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:27 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, this is an A to B conversation, and you need to C your way out. I Rate Everything is not for you. Our community does not want you.

inspite

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/coolnakevinmd3.jpg

i'm pretty sauced there.

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

grady, i'm disappointed in you here

http://www.ks.uiuc.edu/~tskirvin/pics/trips/Jeanne-2002.12/img_0841.jpg

grady, i'm disappointed in you here

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:49 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u r gay.

tRu

chicago kevin, this is an A to B conversation, and you need to C your way out. I Rate Everything is not for you. Our community does not want you.

then maybe you should have it someplace where i can't get in?

sonned.

sanskrit, can you put together an IRE application?

then maybe you should have it someplace where i can't get in?

you already aren't in, homepiece

still here though. i like it here, i think i'll stay.

BAN CHICAGO KEVIN

we like you too, kevin. we need more dudes who wear indie buttons on IRE.

gotten sauced at all lately?

what indie buttons was i wearing?

have not been sauced in a while as i put in my two weeks notice last week and have been squirreling my $$$ away.

don't get defensive, chicago k. indie buttons are fine by us.

what are your top 5 fave garage rock bands of all time?

not defensive, merely curious.

1. lyres
2. sonics
3. mummies
4. penetrators
5. oblivians (if you can call them garage)

that would be my 5 for right now.

chicago kevin:

when you leave chicago will you change your display name?

Kevin... cool. Okay, pick one: Fender, Rickenbacker or DanElectro?

grady: yes.

confounded: i have never owned a rickenbacker so i'll go with it. i love the sound of a telecaster though.

chicago kevin: u can keep posting here if you just apologize for the shortbus remark.

i wholeheartedly do, i didn't mean the regular posters, i meant the dudes looking for guess papers. they fucked my melon up pretty good.

LOL

oh, also i probably won't be posting very much anyway because i quit my job (or at least gave my 2 weeks) and don't have another one lined up. i usually don't spend much time on the internettings when i'm at home. my last day is june 8. then it's a free fall into pennilessness.

xpost.

DON'T BAN CHICAGO KEVIN

IRE Jobfinder

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

IRE ATTACK DOGS, STAND DOWN!!!!!

i have exactly $3.24 in my checking account and my visa card is $17.56 away from being maxed out. i did not take either thing into account before quitting. i have enough money for a pack of cigarettes and a six pack. tonight i smoke and drink my dinner.

http://www.theroadwanderer.net/66Oklahoma/images/OKmigrantMother.jpg

i have exactly $3.24 in my checking account and my visa card is $17.56 away from being maxed out. i did not take either thing into account before quitting. i have enough money for a pack of cigarettes and a six pack. tonight i smoke and drink my dinner.

IRE ATTACK DOGS, SIC EM!!!!!!!!

i would eat those babies with hot sauce.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgressive_art

transgressive cooking = babies and liquid smoke.

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonight i smoke and drink my dinner.

welcome to IRE!

seriously, if i have one more dinner of grilled cheese sandwiches i'm gonna go feral and start hunting down neighborhood squirrels.

I NEVER LEARNED TO READ

-- kenan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:54 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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YOU ARE BANNED TO I RATE EVERYTHING

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:54 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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try this thread duder

I am having trouble with the ladies..

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:55 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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BAN MR QUE. I RATE EVERYTHING IS CHOCK FULL OF LITERATE TYPES READING THINGS AND TYPING THINGS.

painful admission: i can neither read nor write.

dinner update: i bought cigarettes and milk (for my golden grahams tomorrow morning) because i remembered i bought two pounds of bacon on saturday. i had about 2/3 of a pound of bacon for dinner and i think i need to be euthenized now.

i'm going outside to smoke and have a heart attack.

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to chicago kevin: DON'T! IRE needs you!! you've breathed new life into this place.

in lintberg's words, FEEL THE WIND!!!!

heart attacks suck, MI rite

this is an A to B conversation, and you need to C your way out.

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omg i just watched 'boyz n da hood' where wheelchair guy says that

heart attacks suck, MI rite

deja vu

deja vu

also name of strip club in our city cf. SEXY PHOTOES

in our city

so where are all of you residing? i think grady is in hawaii?

lingbert? confounded? lxy? amon?

i'm in seattle. i think amon is from guanajuato.

where do you live, chicago kevin?

heart attacks suck, MI rite

deja vu

where have you seen this before?

damn, seattle? what are you doing awake at this hour?

at this exact moment i am in the near west surburbs of chicago. in 7 hours 24 minutes i will leave to go back to my apartment in chicago's ukrainian village.

I generally work 6am-6am shifts, so my sleep schedule is always wacky. I have the day off today, and I could have slept in longer, but I don't want to adjust to sleeping in later.

I generally work 6am-6am shifts

man what i wouldn't do for a 4 minute 55 second work week.

http://www.sshf.com/fr/holmeso/videos/uk/divers/vd_ae_bio98.jpg

not a typo. i work 24 hour shifts.

are you a medical resident or something?

not a medical resident, that's for sure. but all this biographical stuff is boring. We need to get back to kooky fotos and hating our enemies.

i don't hate anyone. ;_;

Then I Rate Everything is not for you. Our community does not want you.

Kevin, you have been sonned more times in two days than any man should be in his lifetime.

where do you live, chicago kevin?

-- Lingbert, Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

looool

Kevin, you have been sonned more times in two days than any man should be in his lifetime.

pffft, on the INTERNET.

IRE is not internet. Sorry, guy.

Kev, gimme your home address and I will have this shit sent straight to your door.

hang on to the shit, i'll be in seattle soon enough.

This is not a Seattle board, although I must say Jergins and Lingy do go together like a one-two punch.

one-two cockpunch

hahahahahahahahahahaha ralph = jergins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://oink.me.uk/pic/smilies/group.gif

u for real man???

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8574/bride11hx0.jpg

i swear that

one-two cockpunch

was a post by ralph for about 5 minutes before it was jergins.

either ralph = jergins or jergins is abusing his mod privlidges to steal unfunny zings or i am hallucinating.

I generally work 6am-6am shifts, so my sleep schedule is always wacky. I have the day off today, and I could have slept in longer, but I don't want to adjust to sleeping in later.

-- Lingbert, Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:37 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Lin

I would love to do three-on, four-off.

grady you're high

OMG I LUV ALL U GUYS NO MATTER WHAT

http://apnafahid.sitesled.com/images/heartbeats.gif

can i call you G.P.A.??????????

aka the Quizmaster

lol

remy's second appearance here!

IRE is for annoying brits

-- remy bean, Monday, 24 September 2007 17:43 (2 days ago) Link

boo
hiss

oops i missed this dear IRE, i have been remiss

how is what luna is doing any worse than guess papers and oink invites

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 6:50 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a 'what should i name my yippy little dog' poll is way way worse

If it comes to unqualifiable statements I myself know of 53 people who have left because of the NB and it's shenanigans

8-27. IREtards

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 6:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wtf is vahid's deal? this is the real ilx heaven.

boo hiss

I don't "get" vah1d.

i think he's joking/trolling. anyway vahid is a tru g

i met chicago kevin.

how was it

ARe you going to meet each and every one of us?

is he as much of a lush in person as he is online ?

Are there people who aren't?

confounded is such a champ on this thread.

Confounded wasn't enough of a champ to come to drinks last night.

Or ever, actually.

he does his own thang

either ralph = jergins or jergins is abusing his mod privlidges to steal unfunny zings or i am hallucinating.

-- g®▲đұ, Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:41 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

grady you're high

-- jergïns, Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:59 PM (6 months ago)

he was probably high though

in my book, chicago kevin is always drunk and confounded is always a champ and grady is always high.

hearts and flowers to all of you,

<3 lxy

thats pretty otm

oh i met confounded once i think?! like a year and a half ago at forks' birthday for about 3 seconds (he probably does not remember this and i am coming off crepey). btw he is v. v. tall.

chicago kevin is grebt. i wish i had his drinking skills.

haha grady OTM

chicago kevin is grebt. i wish i had his drinking skills.

not that difficult!

Isn't "I rate everything" just the old A/D board in everything but name, minus the pink and the penguins anyway?

-- Pashmina, Monday, March 17, 2008 10:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jergins please ban pashmina

ban him... with extreme prejudice

did A/D have oink invites?

never ban pashmina

Shahzad Guess Papers for matriculation and intermediate examinations and Invincible Qureshi Guess Papers for graduation sell like hot cakes. Interestingly, publisher of each guess paper claims to be original and urges buyers to ensure they are purchasing the original ones only.

Qureshi Guess Papers goin down

lol remy as an enemy

a quasi-scientific project designed to skewer quite what it is to be online

new board description

u turned unreg off didn't u

:o

im a fan of the sporadic unreg onn/off tbbh

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otm

IM GEETIKA

LOLZ