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― Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
BALLIN'
http://yourecodes.com/uploads/images/2007-03-04/lGVIFJn8wz.gif
― sanskrit, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
1. a big pile of poo in a urinal 459 up, 213 down Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.
I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks
by Monkeygrease Chuck E. Cheese's Aug 9, 2005 email it permalink: del.icio.us Send to a friend your email: their email: send me the word of the day (it's free)
― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=867+5309
867 5309 killer tune by tommy tutone which was number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1982, which caused extensive prank calling by people with no life other than to phone numbers they heard in a song. also has numerous pop culture references including family guy, the simpsons, the colbert report and a 2004 cingular wireless commercial. covered by several artists
― Confounded, Friday, 22 June 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)
killer tune
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
jenny
― jergïns, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s4s
teh waht??
― Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ilx
― Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
luvgunk isn't defined yet.
― jergïns, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
lol anything ;) so do you think u could do that for me. ive tried looking on google and alot of other things but i found nothing. then i found this website and now im here lol. if you have a myspace i could whore you or something if thats what you would want me to do
-- Joshua Gidley, Friday, February 9, 2007 1:05 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cool
― Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnography
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popped+collar&i=1
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
4. popped collar - 181 up, 56 down A thing people do to imitate Count Chocula and his infamous Choclatey Popped Collar, otherwise commonly referred to as ChocoPop. But they fail to realize that they aren't the Count, and so they just look like fags.
I was eating cereal one day when I happened to notice the prevalent popped collar of Mr. Chocula.
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
"i✧✧✧@urbandiction✧✧✧.c✧✧" to me show details Jul 7 (2 days ago) Thanks for your definition of luvgunk!
― guess papers is a feeling, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3756/yayyaaaaaaaaaaydm9.gif
In Recognition of Urban Dictionary's Constant Efforts to Instruct Us and To Provide Us with Information Tempered by Good-Natured Lols, I Hereby Award This Site The 1st April 2005 Self Recognition Crystal and Thank Them For All The Good Times We Have Shared And Will Continue To Share Ahmen
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
oh god oh god oh god oh god
LET IT BE ME
LET ME BE THE ONE, URBAN DICTIONARY
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/42/luvgunkan5.png
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
mine sux compared to that
― guess papers is a feeling, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://mt.happytreefriends.com/writersblog/images/blue%20ribbon%20copy.jpg
― lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
"penus" still makes me lol, ever since grading a female classmate's sex ed test in 7th grade
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white+boy
read all the pages
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
wtf.
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
I downvoted all of them except for this one:
19. White Boy 30 up, 42 down
A marijuana joint.
Yo, lets roll up a white boy. by phil Nov 14, 2003 email it
"wheresoever"
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
pronounced "LOO-vuh bird"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=luva+burd
― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=luvah
― Confounded, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dolphin&i=1
― Confounded, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
looooooool
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cutty
cutty: a female vagina
(Italics mine)
― Confounded, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nukka
Nukka: The white mans nigga. whites can say it and so can blacks (unlike nigger) mexicans MAY NOT say nukka they may say nothing
― Confounded, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hop+off+my+nuts
― Confounded, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
mexicans MAY NOT say nukka they may say nothing
― Confounded, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
mexicans MAY NOT say nukka they may say nothing lolololololol
lol
― gr8080, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
7. britpop 14 up, 25 down
The last time British music was really fun. Then Radiohead came along with "Hello Computer" and killed it off for a few years. But its influence is strong with newer groups like Coldplay, The Kieser Chiefs and Keane.
Dodgy was one of the best, yet most overlooked groups of the UK Britpop era.
― lxy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
"Hello Computer"
14 up
rly???
― lxy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://shopkeeper.taktak.net/cms/unsecure/imgDisplay.aspx?i=../MediaBox/liveImages/22/33.jpg&s=270&si=0
― gr8080, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
Kid Aloha
― Lingbert, Sunday, 22 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
I DEMANDS ECKSPLANASHUNS.
― Trayce, Sunday, 22 July 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smfh
― Confounded, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
ME:
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2188/greybeameree3.jpg
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
U:
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8568/1109419173493jt2.jpg
http://www.passivemillions.com/images/100k_bill.jpg
― sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)
HAHAH U KNOW ME TOO WELL SANSKRIT
"HATAS I SEE YA HOP OFF MY D.I."
ETC ETC
― Confounded, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
Criticisms
Urban Dictionary has been criticized for its very excessive use of sexual definitions. At least 80% of the words have at least one sexual definition.
― Confounded, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
Urban Dictionary is touted as the "Internet's unofficial slang authority" for definitions.[citation needed]
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban+dictionary
― am0n, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chunkin+the+deuce
gr80 be chunkin a deuce
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 5:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head
20. head:
The slang term for giving a male oral sex. The best includes eye contact, subtle suction, tongue action around the head, ball action, as well as hands where tongue can not reach. The worls best head is given by blonde pearl girl midgets from single sex schools!!!
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)
subtle suction
blonde pearl girl midgets
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)
single sex schools
etc
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coonin
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oreo
oreo: what black kids at my school are called if they aren't intolerant and disrespectful trolls who hold up the hallway everyday in between class pushing pot and cutting the entire lunch line.
my friend dyson from geometry is called an oreo because he doesn't sell, talks to white people, respects other people and thinks about his future.
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ling&page=2
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
crutis
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
kudos akansha
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
and still no luvgunk.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin ew
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
see also: crumpkin
haha
― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
crumpy nipples 4 up, 19 down
its when your nipples get crumpy
whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bet
aiiiiit, bet
― Confounded, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Climbing+the+Great+Wall+of+Vagina
― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
usually from behind, with an Chinese girl
whoa
― Confounded, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
wall of vagina:
NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE
― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
"an Chinese girl."
― Heave Ho, Friday, 10 August 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boo%21
― Confounded, Sunday, 19 August 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jungle+fever
See #5
― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
HE'S GOT JUNGLE FEVER HIS WIFE IS A SKEEZER WE'VE GOT JUNGLE FEVER WE'RE IN LOVE
― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)
Urban Dictionary: skeezers Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
lmao
― am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
me and too short and fate
Punk I'm not a tease, I'm not a skeezer And most definately, not a dick pleaser
― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)
20. Why don't more black girls want a white lover who's long and strong?
-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:02 (1 month ago) Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
XD
― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whats+Hood&defid=342081
― Confounded, Thursday, 13 September 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poke+squid
― Confounded, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet
― Confounded, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
Ayo Whats Hood Nigga? Nuffin doggie whats really hood wit chu?
― Confounded, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee39/samgezee/dre.jpg
― carne asada, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
5. incest 492 up, 267 down
Something that makes my penis extremely hard.
Having sex with your hot sister. by Incest Lover Mar 25, 2005 email it
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heaved+hoe
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ebonics wau
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
COULD I PLEASE GET SOME MORE THUMBS UP ON THIS ONE??? MY INTERNET FAMILY R U STILL MY FAMILY?????????????????
― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)
oh yes we still fam
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
ii) In a word ending in "d," substitute "dt" or "oodt." English) That's all very fine... Ebonics) That all reeeal gooudt....
i like makin fun of blacks people too but... ??w??h??a??h??t??
― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)
"blacks people"
yeah, have a field day, go ahead
― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22blacks+peoples%22
― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22blacks+people%22
How U Survive
― am0n, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
ebonics 442 up, 293 down African-American slang which is not usually readily understood by caucasions.Ebonics "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours, damn right its better than your, i could teach you, but I'd have to charge.English "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee."
African-American slang which is not usually readily understood by caucasions.
Ebonics "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours, damn right its better than your, i could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
English "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee."
If you say "milkshake", "boys", "yard", "better", "teach" or "charge", you're speaking in Ebonics
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tri-curious
― Pablo A, Thursday, 27 September 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
reading the definition to lxy, now: "you need to take that shit to i rate everything."
also, this post on Seattle! How is it now? Are there jobs? Should I move there? a couple minutes ago is making me think thing's are going cosmic again, pabs
― jergïns, Thursday, 27 September 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=robocop+dat+hoe
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crank+dat+albanian
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banildo
― jergins, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:21 (eighteen years ago)
so THAT's what lingbert was doing w/ those frozen bananas!
― tehresa, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:27 (eighteen years ago)
i <3 frozen bananas in my colon
― Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 13:41 (eighteen years ago)
when i was at camp i heard a story about a girl who put a banana in her hoohaw but then it broke off and she got maggots
― sanskrit, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
maggotbananavagina
― Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoohaw
― gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hehe
6. hehe: a form of lol or lmao. But this form is used in a sexual way. Boy: I want to be inside of you. hehe by Sarah45675 May 6, 2008
― Confounded, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stacks%20on%20deck
AH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― Confounded, Saturday, 4 October 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LUVIN%20DEM%20WIGGLIN%20TOEZ
― I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Thursday, 28 July 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)