Gershy, Revivalist

lol, i missed this.
um, the key is to sometimes forgo the obvious (i.e. twat, douche, retard) when using the search function and just pick the first mundane word that pops into your head. the results can really yield some forgotten gems ; )

oh, i certainly wouldn't be proud of this
So, Mountain Goats in LA and Seattle. And?

u don't know bow's statue

How come we hear so much great music from places like Brazil and Cuba and not dick from places like Argentina and Costa Rica? is far more cringeworthy

Hey Look I Revived A Really Old Thread By Reposting Part Of It In Italics

how does he do it

http://www.revivaleyes.com/images/Revival%20Eye%20Mario1.jpg

wau

gershy, in your opinion what are your top three revives?

aw, they are all my beautiful children, how can i choose? but that "is Xgau dying?" revive certainly turned into something special

i like the ones that remind me of crazy longgone ilxors

straight outta your playbook and edifying as hell

aw, roxy is the best

do u guys know what she's referring to?

Yes. I was very drunk, and I think I was trying to prove a point. It was a GREAT DEAL of money. He turned me down flat and got very angry about it. It was possibly one of the most unpleasant shut-downs I've ever experienced.

-- kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 11:04 (4 years ago)

In Praise of Kate St. Clair

would anyone be game for a thread revival competition? best quality revive wins, not a quantity thing.

http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2005/08/12/bring_it_on.jpg

most new posts wins?

A Modest Proposal: NO REVIVE NOVEMBER

The menstrual consolation thread

A Modest Proposal: NO REVIVE NOVEMBER

yeah, post your best work here

Never use a personal relationship to advance a professional one...

suzy (suzy) & kate (suzy) :s ??

aw

(either extra points because i revived it before the contest started, or disqualified for same reason)

I'm lovin' it!

aw

<3

Does J Kwon Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole?
made me lol

this is how we revive, calling people out on spelling
Off-Board Excelsior: The thread where you excerpt interesting things you've read about music

that's not just about spelling

that is about life

aw sheeeeit:

revival time. Some threads just never got the due consideration they deserved.
-- Ed (dali), Wednesday, September 10, 2003 11:43 PM (4 years ago)

-- gershy, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 4:53 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^ A+++ find

decent work
OGILX

that got interesting

4th ilxor who passed: I DIED

i don't know about these late, great ilxors - are there specific threads about them that need "reviving"??

liz, nick and ?

ok, i just read about Liz - didn't know about it as it happened over a year before i got here. sad :(
who are the other 2?

and now i've read about nick k - didn't know about him, too many nicks on this board. anyway, rip. and actually i realise these 2 deaths happened the same year i started to lurk, but earlier as i think i started to come here in november 05.... i guess i feel a little guilty about the dead internet friends thing, but how was i to know?

who is nick k? was he that guy with a really interesting mp3 site and did a ton of drugs and overdosed?

yes

no one told me about that

I always thought the third was Marcello's wife?

yeah, nick k was rad. did he contribute much to ilm or just sort of a friend of peoples? i found the thread shortly after asking here, his photography was amazing.

Oh, I remember that. Someone from here wrote a pitchfork tribute to him, or am I wrong.

I don't remember Nick K.

i know a couple nicks who have od'd...this guy wasn't in ny was he? or a video artist?

nah he was britishes. he worked for Warp and ran gabba.cc, which wasn't so much an mp3 blog as it was a clearinghouse for amazing one trackers.

A Modest Proposal: NO REVIVE NOVEMBER

If something is worth talking about let's talk about it afresh. If a thread drops off the bottom it is talked out. So how about it, we stop reviving old threads and find something new to talk about, or find new ways to talk about old things?

-- Ed, Monday, November 12, 2007 3:06 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

CONTEST OVER

gershy wins, easily:
What is the worst you have ever treated an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?

i'd like to think that the real winners are all of you, the ilxors reading and contributing to these revives. i play but a small part.

seriously the best revive i've read in years

lets get everything straight here then cuz im a bit confused

*kate and that guy paul are mad flirting on that thread.
*thread gets revived and it is revealed that guy lied about friends dying in 9-11 and he put on fake benefit shows for them.
*also he was a cutter.

is that it?

also: kate talks mad shit about paul's ex-girl until she is the ex-girl and is like 'oh my bad'

bwhahaahahahaha

Blue and green should never be seen.

how does gershy find these threads? crepey

-- blueski, Thursday, November 22, 2007

keeping lists of great threads
this is the thread where we search for ilxors' names at googlism.com and post our favorite results

that's for amateurs & n00bs (and jaymc)

leave this to the professional creeps

it was funny i was looking at the pictures Kate took of the barbecue afterwards and i was all like "who is that guy i don't know who doesn't seem to be talking to anyone in any of the photos and looks sad" and it was gabbneb. sorry gabbneb!

Some nice accompanying background material to the "treating your boyfriend" thread is here: Has anyone here been to 'Stay Beautiful' in London.... As well as that Ally chick who used to post here but for some reason doesn't anymore.

I always knew Paul was that type. I just had the vibe.

-- Ally, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

http://images.etonline.com/photo/2007/07/26801/280x210_bobama_vibemagazine_septcover_070730_vibemagazine.jpg

lol golden age of ilx

EXCUSE ME!!! I had not interest in doing anything except sitting on the floor drinking vodka and whinging about Ollie! *YOU* are the one with the well documented thing for American girls. *YOU* pounced on *ME*. I just didn't say no because I was so drunk I thought you *were* Ollie!

OK, I'll get me coat...

-- Kate the Saint, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (6 years ago)

lol "American" "me coat"

Is it a Trayce shoutout?

Wasn't Kate actually born in CT or NY?

maybe she was born in New London

I thought she was Canadian.

http://www.entco.com/images/Entertainers/Mystery%20LOGO.jpg

she was born in london

to amerros, then grew up in america

'ello guvnah, i'll get me affected accent

when i met her she used an american accent

i think "ill get me coat" is just a saying (or a trayce homage?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pe95jeArYE

i think "ill get me coat" is just a saying (or a trayce homage?)

safe bet on humor yes although i guess its less tiring in a foreing (tm) country to adopt the local accent , to avoid hassles , and if you meet a local then lol you switch back to previous config, but I wouldn't know, sort of having to learn a foreign language "at home"..

a propos of nothing the notification of that ilxor users that died thread was moving and real + I laughed at luna's characteristic post in it.

i think "ill get me coat" is just a saying (or a trayce homage?)

it's a catchphrase from The Fast Show.

well, that was fun while it lasted.......Thanks for your support!

RIP

http://www.ilovetotellthestory.org/0008_01.png

http://www.comprehensivechristian.com/images/difference-between-true-Rev.gif

the glow is gone

gershy what is your aim name!

lol, me no aim. are ya tryin' to reach me?

i would reach u

around

aw

I sent you an email, haw.

and i just replied!!

lovin the play by play plz keep it up!

but you just gave me a reach around

I REPLIED LOL

blow by blow

edge of my seat here pls keep us updated!!!

great thread

someone email me

If I could revive your thread, Love,
What a tale your posts could tell.
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstores sell.
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me.
But heroes often fail.
You won't read that thread again
Because the ending's just too hard to take.

i too would love an email

grady, chaki: emails SENT!

(i'll get me coat)
-- jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, February 26, 2003 4:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Lady Jessica Harvell of Shrewsbury

lol

Lady Jessica Harvell of Shrewsbury

-- gershy, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^used to date a girl who lived in Shrewsbury, lovely town

was she a shrew?

dom u used to date jess?

gaie meadow

This girl was maybe one of the 4% of girls I've ever fucked who weren't on anti-depressants, let's not zing her please.

self-zing

gershy, are you banned from ILE?
gershy, you don't actually read all that boring shit from the old threads you revive, right? you scan them for names you know, yeah?

let him alone

just askin

no, i am not banned (yet?)
after a stern warning, i am refraining from reviving ILE threads that could be seen as being personal attacks on certain ex-posters. anything questionable will be posted on my "THREAD YOU WOULD REVIVE...." thread until further notice. And I do usually read the whole thread before a revive, I respect my ILX history, as should you.

man you must get bored

-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 11:23 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

ha

I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you. I respect my ILX history, as should you.

i couldn't have said it better myself

after a stern warning, i am refraining from reviving ILE threads that could be seen as being personal attacks on certain ex-posters.

this is some bullshit.

reviving ten graham threads with beerpint.jpg is trolling. posting "lol, meds" on an old forgotten ms misery thread is trolling. but unearthing something with a neutral comment isnt trolling -- it's sharing something genuinely interesting, which is the whole point of a msg board.

WE MUST LEARN FROM THE PAST, etc.

Yeah, I think it's quite dumb that you were warned.

When girls are tight, it might be gross

4 Gershy: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadsInMonthControllerServlet?year=2002&month=10&offset=100

Yo, whattup!

I warned him off because his efforts seemed to only serve to encourage Dom and enrique to keep doing the same thing. I also had no idea who gershy was at the time so for all I knew he was part of the "lol fuck all these old posters we always hated, I can hold a grudge 4 life" crew.

big up that crew

TS: that crew, or the "tireless" clean-up crew

ILX posters I don't associate with long standing vexation against old LXors #1: Tombot

zing!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Ashlee2222/4238a235.gif

awwww

<3

http://www.sportsgamer.com/forums/images/smilies/mn/supergay.gif

I warned him off

really?? i was talking about pashmina flipping out on one of my revives and sternly telling me to cut it out.

haw

dude I totally explained to you that you should stop, like, somewhere, probably twice

maybe i just missed it..... also, you yell at a lot of people, pashmina getting angry is something relatively rare so it has more impact. any way you slice it, "message received"

What does it mean if I pee blood?

a+

aw :)

"lol fuck all these old posters we always hated, I can hold a grudge 4 life"

that's how i roll.

im sure me and dom were doing this before gershy, like when dom got banned for reviving threads and shit?

gershy took it up a notch tho.

i'm just looking for lolz (in all the wrong places)

http://www.lysator.liu.se/adventure/images/Sierra_On-Line,_Inc/larry2.jpg

hi. what.

http://www.sportsgamer.com/forums/images/smilies/mn/supergay.gif

do ladies like it when guys say they will 'beat that pussy up'?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024MR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

HI DERE I POSTE PORN ON TIHS FRED

HEY GERSHY STOP REVIVING SHITTY THREADS

-- strgn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJB2Z_aTEQ

lol that jess changed his mind as soon as one person disagreed

strgn isn't strongo, I thought

is it not? who can keep up with this guy!

he's no strongo, jess isn't a humorless prick

never?!

ha, sometime in 2006 jess became consistently pretty damn funny and left behind all his earlier self-rightousness and ilm critic hivemind bs

no, i love jess! balee dat

gershy, what do you see as the main differences in your style of revivalism and mine?

your revives are generally agenda driven - yes? i do that too sometimes in order to bring something embarassing from a hated poster to attention, but i also indulge in lots of random revives of cheap, "wacky" threads. i'm a bit indiscriminate. i think i'm getting "better" tho.

also, wtf is up with Ed and all the other bedwetters who are hating on me? put a no-revive policy in the FAQ or STFU.

what thread

The youngest and oldest people you have ever pulled - how old were they?

^^^ha, ha

consider gershy. the events of this week cry out for intelligent and tastelful. fuck you PLZ

gershy strikes me as the same kind of troll who has only just turned me off other sites.

-- Autumn Almanac, Monday, December 17, 2007 12:20 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

thanks for the tip, max
that thread is like the last refuge of twee on ILX

Some people here are incredibly sensitive; that's one of the reasons I disappeared for 2-3 years or whatever.

-- Autumn Almanac

wtf? did dude post under a different name back in the day?

http://richardgin.org/portfolio/bloghost/gb.jpg?

i have missed the revives these past few days

crepe, what is that post supposed to mean??

somethin' crepey this way comes

that richard gin has some decent photographs

Gershy, if you aren't the guy up ther perhaps you're one of these?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/967131434_67f60f4369_m.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1364/992205434_13145c5406.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/959837875_a2ba1841fc.jpg

lolz, the first dude you posted belongs on the "people who are not chaki" thread.
the latest 3 are at least closer in the sense we have the right racial category more or less, but i don't look anything like those guys, and my wife is not a blonde. how are you searching for these pix?? (BIG HINT - my real name has nothing to do with my online names). Keep going though.

is the lady in the middle pic from Shimura Curves???

gershy where you live? or if you prefer, are you midwest, pac nw, etc?

los angeles

why are you all creepy

why not be creepy today?

hi gershy im from los angeles!

HH should be a PD

hey, chaki, you moved to san fran though, right? how's that working out??

its super cool. i might go see a movie with ned raggett tomorrow!!!!

what movie?

also which theater and screen time?

what do you plan on wearing? where were you born? what is your mother's full name (including maiden name)?

b

that's not telling me a lot

>>>what movie?

walk hard

>>>also which theater and screen time?

i duno

>>>what do you plan on wearing?

standard cory/chaki gear

>>>where were you born?

tarzana, ca. 818 bitch!!!

>>>what is your mother's full name (including maiden name)?

rebecca ruiz beaza

sheesh!

wait is chaki not your real name??

he has a split personality, lingy. cory hates the internet.

i thought his other personality was named jay?

sanjay

chaki is not my real name, no.

wait what

whoa

duh

old nuze

how was last, chaki? did you & ned go tomcatting after the movie?? pity you didn't liveblog the evening.

my real name isn't chaki either

mine is

http://www.80scartoons.net/images/f/fanmax.jpg

good reference, lingo.
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2631405.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED4B5567F87F5A0BBE5A5397277B4DC33E

http://www.games-mix.com/chaks-temple/big-logo.jpg

that chick's tits are fake.
I can't tell whether first on the left is hot or not. Probably means she's not.

thats blossom on the right

is that bud bundy on the left?

that chak's tits are fake.

l-r

rubyredd, bud bundy, lingo chick (shes nuts shes into ufo's and shit, the right reverend chuck wollery, dj tanner from rosanne, blossom (lesbian)

! didn't even recognize the roseanne kid

yeah but he wasnt a tanner lol

ethan showing us how it's done today (a bit too self-referential and monomanical perhaps, but still)

pal?

nope, sorry

u r a friend of mine

Uri Frendimein

gershy- is jergins correct in his IDing you as another poster?

which one??

he called it out on a sandbox thread.

wha?

bobby bedelia?? correct. (jaymc also called that)
i've been pretty upfront about my past names when asked

oh ok.

;]

yea you have been upfront better than most ofu s

wha??

because of the wang.

actually, jaymc figured out timmy tannin, that was my original user name.

there was a time when people were convinced i was gear, and gabbneb called me out as nude spock on every thread i posted on for a while.

woah i remember timmy tannin. you were pretty smart about music. now you're like smart about ilx or something?

lol, to the extent that people noticed me, i got the impression they didn't like me. some things never change.

also, i think you are confusing me with thomas tallis, mounting goatse dude

no you talked about the byrds like a scholar bro

yeah, i have my moments

i want to have the screen name "tommy tucker the neighborhood sucker"

magic

http://bluedragon.newforestway.com/images/Live_The_Dream_BOOK_COVER.jpg

does gershy smoke weed?

gershy drinks booze, it's all i really need

right on

yah. you do what you need to do, busta.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4WNroXVjK4&feature=related

bang a cyber bong

lol, i notice nobody upthread mentions anything about kids. you think you're having some bad fights in your marriage now, wait until kids complicate everything.

-- gershy, Thursday, January 24, 2008 9:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

do you mainly revive old fights or do you come up with new topics?

-- estela, Thursday, January 24, 2008 9:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://musiqueacadienne.com/images2/bill_russell_zing_zang.jpg

An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.

what the fuck is rock hardy's problem, i was totally sincere
How many of you were red diaper babies?

that guy was a little bitch dick to me on The super-basic questions thread for non-cooks so fuck him

is heave around? maybe he can dig up some unflattering pix of him

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/eyebrows.gif
-- Rock Hardy, Friday, January 11, 2008 3:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

grHOHO
also, looks like a miserable prick
also, balding fattey

I live in what is apparently the only place on earth where my wife doesn't want to kill herself. That place is in a dry county, so there is no local bar where friends and I can get together and shoot the breeze. It's in one of the reddest of red states, so I'm surrounded by people who want my liberal commie pinko ass dead anyway. I'm agnostic and extremely allergic to organized religion, so finding a church community is out. It's in one of the least educated places in the country, so a conversation about art and culture is hard to come by.

What else do I have but internet message boards?

ILX's decline is incredibly upsetting to me, because I hate it here, I want to leave, but I'm a social creature and I have no idea what I'd replace it with.

-- Rock Hardy, Monday, 5 November 2007

But I do think ILE is in decline because zing-oll-contempt is spreading. I don't think I'll ever be convinced that Luna's demolition last month wasn't carried out more for entertainment than as a public service.

-- Rock Hardy, Monday, 5 November 2007

Rock Hardy morelike Butt Hurty amirite?

OH HERRO I AM SO SAD FOE YOO MISTA DICKFACE 8===========D

wow i always figured him for a britishes

have you met ilxors before?

i shagged luna that one time

imagine the destruction that could be had with a gershy/roxy partnership, his thread search skills and her dropping HAW revive bombs.

What do you look like, mon cheri? (February 2005)

W.K. GOT SNAZZY. CREEPZ!

lmao @ "dickerson pike" - who is this guy? is he buddy with rock hardy??really standing up for the honor of the South against imaginary attacks.

hairy chest, should I be scared??
http://benjamin.suchfun.net/photos/sherman_us_on_dock.jpg

we are all winners when a thread is revived

-- gershy, Friday, March 7, 2008 7:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

how's biz

i feel others are taking up the cause of late, my work may be done here. a little jealous about this excellent find by omar little but kudos, dude!
This is the thread where I have a good angsty moan (do not read if you hate me)

i think dude may be old time ilxor pj miller, not that the name means anything to 98% of us.

-- gershy, Monday, May 5, 2008 2:39 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

This is getting a little too close to Ken L territory.

??

jaymc, you never realized that one of the Aussies was a ringer!

-- Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, October 11, 2006 2:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

You mean Matt DC? I realized he was neither Aussie nor Canadian but didn't really understand what you were doing with that one, anyway. And isn't Fritz American?

-- jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:15 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

No, I think you got it exactly right. And I think Fritz is Canadian.

-- Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:18 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

If he's not, he's been living there, at least.

-- Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Another reason why the spreadsheet jokes are unearned. :)

-- jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

1. gershy 1 thumb down

The Internets ideal of gershy, defined as combined cuteness and creepyness.
That thing is so gershy I just want to pick it up and fling it across the room!

I warned him off because his efforts seemed to only serve to encourage Dom and enrique to keep doing the same thing. I also had no idea who gershy was at the time so for all I knew he was part of the "lol fuck all these old posters we always hated, I can hold a grudge 4 life" crew.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, December 6, 2007 2:33 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

big up that crew

-- am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2007 3:47 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.thecommunitypaper.com/images/chuckle.jpg

Goodbye Norma Jeane
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

CHORUS:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
All the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
was that Marilyn was found in the nude

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Goodbye Norma Jeane
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

Goodbye Norma Jeane
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Your candle burned out long before
your legend ever did.

stfu dom tho your blount catch had perfect timing
this nigga gershy was cool
he rec'd me some great rita lee albums
and had tons of thoughtful posts
unfortunately in the x4000 posts a day HOOS era its hard for new dudes to get remembered
so they fall back on memorable shticks like hilarious revivals to get noticed
still he was framed

it dont matter when i jack the kernel i'll make gershy sitewide mod.
there will be an I Love Phil Paterson board. and to make it more interesting/odd couple Dom will be the only mod allowed there.

otm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1226/535040450_c1ce890863_o.jpg

http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/PGZ/commentu/son_daughter/images/in_memory_son.gif

i see him every sunday on AIM

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