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http://www.msstate.edu/org/fsfa/images/Halal%20Logo-1.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

?

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

more like HELLal, infidel

gershy, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

Helal means crescent

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

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gershy, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

what\dat?

http://www.esinperisi.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/helalolsun.jpg

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

?

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:06 AM (26 minutes ago)

hay theres this new site called wikipedia

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fryedmedia.com/1forimages/Halal.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

I know what Halal means silly boy, I'm Muslim myself.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

?

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

wowowowowow

Confounded, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

u_u

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

yo this aint funnay 2 real rcho fans like chaki chackster ; _ ;
http://www.slovakopedia.com/h/hillel.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

And I say, "Hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah."
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

it's the 1-2-3: filipino, tasty, halal

http://masamasa.way-nifty.com/masa/images/07021704.jpg

jergïns, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

I know what Halal means silly boy, I'm Muslim myself.

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:38 AM (17 hours ago)

http://gallys.nastydollars.com/aa/30/01.jpg

relevant because "she likes big black sausages"

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, August 26, 2007 2:54 PM (1 week ago)

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

that only shows that i'm a bad boy

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

are cumfiestas considered halal?

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude! that came up in GIS for sausages

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

OTL

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

:D

W4LTER, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

halol

jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

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sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/news/images/halal-200.jpg

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

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sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

A+++ site:
http://www.non-halal.com/

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

senseless antagonism morelike

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

i'd browse that site over henfap.com any day.

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

isnt halal the smae as kosher? basically? someone help me out here. does it mean you're vegan??!??
???!?

??!?!?
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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

Kosher meat is halal, but halal meat isn't kosher

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sorry, but i'm still lost.

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pure-source.com.au/images/quote-halal.gif

W4LTER, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mushroom-uk.com/media_images/Alfalfa_Egg_salad_300dpi.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/HawaiiAHOGLimo.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/html/models/733.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

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             ( ゚∀゚) キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ halal!!!!!
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am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/03/heather-mills-banana.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

Kosher meat is halal, but halal meat isn't kosher

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:23 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm sorry, but i'm still lost.

-- gr8080, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:25 PM (10 minutes ago)

prob. means kosher restricts only certain parts of the animal as edible whereas halal does not?

p.s. enuff with the random pix

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

All vegetables are halal
All seafood is halal (according to the opinion of the majority of jurists)
bacon, blood and meat of animals that have not been slaughtered in God's name are not halal, that makes kosher meat halal because Rabbis are believers in one God. However an animal slaughtered by Pagans or Atheists would not be Halal
Carnivores (dogs, cats, tigers, lions) are not halal (majority opinion)
All meat becomes halal if you're dying of hunger and that's the only food available - Except human meat which is not halal even to save your life.

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

sorry i ruined your thread, am0n.

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

so pork is never halal, but it can be kosher, right?

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

rong!

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

there is an old guy who hangs out in waikiki and cruises around in one of those electric scooters for disabled/old people. he's always wearing a hat that says "Hal On Wheels."

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

pork can't be kosher or halal
The goat I slaughter is Halal, but not kosher

I'm no expert on kosher

http://www.judaicapress.com/product_info.php?products_id=321

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

its not kosher because you aren't a Hebrew Priest, right?

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

yeah

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

:)

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

human meat which is not halal even to save your life.

sensible

(no antagonism imo)

jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

just opened near me

http://h1bjobs2008.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lahorekababhouse.jpg

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.zabihah.com/ds.php?id=8658

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

OZL

Pablo A, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

how near?

Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.zabihah.com/ds.php?id=2916

lol mr. food r.i.p. :-(

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

how near?

UH why

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

Al hamdulillah for Mr. Food and may Allah reward all the muslims there.

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

For stalking purposes

Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

Payment accepted: http://www.zabihah.com/images/pay_cash.gif
Hours: Unknown to unknown

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

For stalking purposes

Take the test to find out

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

Are you a boy or a girl? Take the test!

Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CI_6z_f03I_3tAEQ-gEY7wEyCIJL4lkrbNUj

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

guess paper of intermediate of biselahore
guess paper of intermediate of biselahore

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol Embarchie = Heave Ho

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

halal seems real vague. i dont trust places with halal signage to be fresh necessarily.

chaki, Monday, 28 January 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

? it doesn't mean "fresh". nor does kosher.

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

In Dearborn, Michigan, United States, home to one of the largest Muslim and Arab populations in the United States, a number of fast food chains like McDonald's introduced halal chicken nuggets.

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

i mean fresh, safe or healthy on any level.

chaki, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

i'd have Embarchie explain but he's probably busy e-stalking celebrities

am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

i talked to him about it. he agreed that there is alot of gray area involved with the halal rules.

chaki, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

there are known halal things {i.e known with certainity that they are halal}
and there are known haram things

and then there are gray areas where there is a difference of opinion among scholars. Shellfish for example. Prawns, lobsters, shrimp etc. etc.

Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

all i know is the pizza joint by my house with the halal symbol looks skeezy as fuck.

chaki, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

i want to try some halal camel

-- Jordan, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 1:16 PM (6 months ago)

It is nearly indistinguishable from cow

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 1:19 PM

am0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

still havent gone here

http://h1bjobs2008.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lahorekababhouse.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

KC_Desi
United States
★★★ This place has excellent food especially their Karahi which is extremely delicious. Seekh kababs are worth trying too. Unfortunately, this place is not a place to take your family. The couple of times that I picked up food from there, the place had all single men and was not very welcoming. In a nutshell, if you want tasty and cheap take-out food, this is the best place.
- Posted on April 19, 2008

am0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

this thread makes me feel uncomfortable about my heritage

Surmounter, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Mmmm lamb pl8

Confounded, Friday, 11 July 2008 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

are cumfiestas considered halal?

― am0n, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

i ate here

http://h1bjobs2008.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lahorekababhouse.jpg

(´・ω・)つ(・(・ (am0n), Saturday, 13 September 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

your poop will be halal

Jewish Proverb (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

is that true, Heave Ho? post here and confirm.

(´・ω・)つ(・(・ (am0n), Saturday, 13 September 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

by halal i meant "plentiful"

HA-LOL

Jewish Proverb (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

I was once given an extra package of halal hot dogs after I went to a barbeque at a mosque.

The Juan MacCain (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 September 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

Heave Ho you can post unregistered now

Heave Ho you can post unregistered now (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

so can i

lol (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 the heave

scpth (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

so can i

― lol (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 08:51 (8 hours ago)

yeah but ur fat

ass chalki (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

i keep halal i am no fat

lol (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://ilx.lefora.com/2008/09/10/how-do-i/page1/

Unregistered (wilter), Sunday, 14 September 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

cant read it:

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halol (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

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halol (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

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howa ho (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

eman, Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

i want to go to lahore ha-lol kabab house

horrible (harbl), Thursday, 23 October 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

i know a guy who one drunken night purchased the whole kebab meat slab thing, he very much regretted it the next day.

wilter, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:42 (seventeen years ago)

Döner

wilter, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

how much did it cost?

a.q. con (jergins), Friday, 24 October 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

I can't remember, maybe $100 or so?????

wilter, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

I will try to find out.

wilter, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:56 (seventeen years ago)

when the döner becomes döne

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 24 October 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

|ooooooooo|

when the döner becomes döne (wilter), Friday, 24 October 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41553

velko, Friday, 9 January 2009 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

In S.Africa it is halal in durban at the Pavillon.

http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/images/smilies/wasalam.gif

+++ (jergins), Friday, 9 January 2009 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

i still want to go to lahore ha-lol kabab house

Schwwww (harbl), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

halal

Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 2 February 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

My gym (the Dodge Y) is across the street from a halal butcher. once I was on the treadmill and I saw a guy pull an entire goat carcass out the back of a white van, load it into a shopping cart, and push it inside.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 February 2009 04:23 (sixteen years ago)

hahlal

wilter, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

that's no fair my y's windows are frosted over so you can't see out (or in)!
xpost

nothing good happens on 14th st though.

but r u seriosu (tehresa), Monday, 2 February 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

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cabernet slobodan (unregistered), Monday, 2 February 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

recognized by Jakim

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nuskin.com/ns/my/images/products/cert_jakim.jpg

velko, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://h1bjobs2008.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lahorekababhouse.jpg
maybe we can go here for our fap?

barfy (harbl), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

it has all single men and is not very welcoming! ;-)

barfy (harbl), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

i had one holol 'bab 2 nites ago and the meat was the most salty, miserable beef/lamb ever.

gonna stick w/ felolfal babs for a while (W/ hot chilli + youghurt&garlic sauce obv)

wilter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

falolfel is the best food

barfy (harbl), Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

this makes me go halol http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

barfy (harbl), Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

; ]

wilter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

this was a thread where heave really got real

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

?

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:06 AM (26 minutes ago)

hay theres this new site called wikipedia

― am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:34 (1 year ago) Bookmark

I know what Halal means silly boy, I'm Muslim myself.

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
?

― am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wowowowowow

― Confounded, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:05 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
u_u

― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:24 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

classic posts imo

wilter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

are cumfiestas considered halal?

― am0n, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

barfy (harbl), Thursday, 23 April 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

Ask Dr. Phil

wilter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

edbyronadams wrote:

Swine is haram. No good Muslim will get this disease.

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.citypaper.com/eat/place.asp?id=8664

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 16 May 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

Heave Ho you can post unregistered now

― Heave Ho you can post unregistered now (unregistered), Saturday, September 13, 2008 11:15 PM

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 16 May 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

i'm all over it like halal on halal

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

i am eating chicken kabob from kabob place and subs right now

fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

my poop will be halal

fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

how is it?

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

i am satisfied with my choice

fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

also the lady charged me $1.50 less than the menu said! delicious kabob taste. comes with rice, naan, and your choice of vegetable. i chose "mixed vegetables."

fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

^^v different to my kabab experiences. sounds good tho.

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

wilter, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

can u share your halal experiences with us wilter?

fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

last time i went back to the place that presented me with the woeful falaff. This time i got the beef + lamb w/ hot chilli sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese and it was A++. the (i presume) owner gave me a discount coz i'm obvs a regular now : )

Also the guy he has working for him looks like he's v unhappy with his current position. He barely looked at me when he handed me my halal experience. he reminds me of donair.gif tbh

wilter, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

this place doesn't really have http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif, the closest thing to http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif here would be a greek gyro

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

the sheekh kabob is A+

am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah i don't know the difference between döner kebab and shawarma but i always thought this thing http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif was shawarma and i think these people are from pakistan do they do that there? heave ho?

fantazy land (harbl), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

they use a little electric saw to hack the meat off, it's pretty gross!

wilter, Friday, 22 May 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

shawarma = middle eastern
http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif = donair.gif DUH

am0n, Friday, 22 May 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

forgot to log in as Heave Ho

am0n, Friday, 22 May 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

they use a little electric saw to hack the meat off, it's pretty gross!

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jergins, Friday, 22 May 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

it would be cool if they used a huge chainsaw http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

fantazy land (harbl), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.robotjam.com/about/kebabvan.gif

hell bus ride (harbl), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.muis.gov.sg/english/Halal_cert/images/food_selectn.gif

hell bus ride (harbl), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

thanking u

wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

flowcharts inshah allah

hell bus ride (harbl), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

they use a little electric saw to hack the meat off, it's pretty gross!

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― jergins, Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:40 PM

this

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

yo i just halaled and enquired the manufacturer regarding the status of his doubtful ingredients

harbl, Friday, 29 May 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

harbl, Friday, 29 May 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.autodoner.com/images/Autodoner-G-200-Sell-Front-FULL.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://members.lycos.nl/rubenvandermeer/hpbimg/Donner%20Kebab.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

meat capacity 25lb

corps of discovery (schlump), Friday, 29 May 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

is it ok to call a muslim person a halal

harbl, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&sa=1&q=%22hal+al+rabee3%22&aq=f&oq=

jergins, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i want to try some halal camel

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It is nearly indistinguishable from cow

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harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

how LOL

lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

halal brown cow

am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

halal can you go

lxy, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.mrarmageddon.com/awesome/learnedfromsimpsons/food_chain.jpg

am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

are bats halal?

harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11000554/Daging_Pindang_Unta_Or_Camel_Meat.jpg

am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

are camel toes halal

harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.kabab-stop.com/_borders/home_frame1.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.halaljournal.com/uploads/article_1242633930_small.jpg

velko, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ameinfo.com/images/news/7/67567-James.jpg

velko, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.halalfoods.com.sg/shop/images/large/hf_booster.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

*calls kabab stop*

harbl, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/halal_im_lovin_it_sticker-p217988242860811083qjcl_400.jpg

harbl, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

tell me what it boosts

marcia the hoover (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/yj-OLOxt1oYNQQtBXAR4kw/l

harbl, Saturday, 27 June 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

TELL ME WHAT IT BOOSTS

marcia the hoover (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

it boosts the allah in you

harbl, Saturday, 27 June 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

halla for the allah i'm into that thx ordering now

marcia the hoover (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

how was it jergins?

harbl, Saturday, 4 July 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

i am going to go to baltimore halal meat and grocery does anyone need any halal ~_~

harbl, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

I haven't had any meat items since Sunday morning cos on a budget and didn't have anything in the freezer. Dying for a steak or a pork chop.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, or even a halal kabob for sure.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

i had a kabob yesterday

halal store was disappointing. i'm not sure if it even had meat! i wasn't looking for meat anyway. maybe it was in the back? didn't look like you could go back there but maybe you could. anyway i got some GHEE

harbl, Thursday, 9 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.citypaper.com/eat/review.asp?rid=15284

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/167520/cheap.jpg

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

aw

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

Halal II vs. Dukem II???

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

vs. Nino's II????

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

walked by this yesterday http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/615320
the sign above it says "Mediterranean Halal Food"

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

yelp scumbag likes it
http://www.yelp.com/biz/halal-food-cart-baltimore

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

Cuisine: Mediterranean
Halal authenticity: Halal certificate on display
Price: $ out of $$$$
Payment accepted: http://www.zabihah.com/images/pay_cash.gif
Hours: 10 am to 6 pm
Phone: No phone available
Website: No website available
Email: No email available

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

healthy for you as well

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

i want to go on a tour de halal and eat all the kebabs

harbl, Friday, 23 October 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

Kabobbi

am0n, Friday, 23 October 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5481/image001kwo.jpg

bamcquern, Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

Dukem II > Halal II > Nino's II

harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Halal Dating

It is a common thing to see a white woman marrying a man from a Muslim country. A question arises as to how they met each other before their marriage? Was it a marriage arranged by their parents?

They had probably met at work and dated each other. In the past Muslims did not date because of arranged marriages. Are parents in North America going to arrange the marriages of their young children as is done in some Islamic countries?

In Islamic countries there are matrimonial brokers and agents who work to match the brides and bridegroom. Parents have the support of the community in finding spouses for their children. Relatives, networking, social gatherings particularly weddings, make arranging marriages easier. In the United States, parents are left alone and cut off from these networks.

The more educated the girl becomes, the less contented a parent feels in arranging for her marriage. African-American Muslims, as well as Arab and Asian immigrants from cultures that practice arranged marriages--are now unenthusiastic to do the same for their own children.

In an arranged marriage, a Muslim family usually investigates the prospective candidate further - talking with teachers, professors, employers, friends, family, Imams, colleagues, etc. to learn about his or her character.

It is a well-known fact that Islamic religious or cultural events are often segregated by gender? So how are the young North American Muslims supposed to meet and marry each other?

"Young American Muslims have come up with creative solutions to dating--and they fall into roughly three categories. The first group is "Strict Muslims" who date halal (in an Islamically permissible style). The second group I call "Eid Muslims," because many are not strict in practice and attend mosques only on holidays. While technically they are dating haram (unlawfully in Islam), without chaperones, they're keeping physical intimacy to a minimum and parental involvement at a maximum. The third group dates "Sex and the City"-style (definitely haram), openly and freely leading a non-Islamic lifestyle, having premarital sex sometimes in a series of monogamous relationships. " (2)

"This "Sex and the City" group consists mostly of Muslim men who date non-Muslim women. These non-Muslim women sometimes convert to Islam and marry their Muslim boyfriends. But some are unceremoniously dumped when the man's parents arrange a halal marriage. The woman's family is naturally upset at how she has been treated, resulting in a misconception that Muslim men treat women poorly. Ironically, the "Sex and the City" Muslim man can date freely without risking his standing in the community, while a Muslim woman with the same dating pattern would not only gain a bad reputation but risk losing a good arranged marriage proposal. This double standard and poor treatment of women is not endorsed by Islam but by a general patriarchy that pervades many world cultures, including America. " (3)

"Upon getting serious with a woman they're dating, though, some of these "Sex and the City" men suddenly reassert their strict Wahhabi upbringing. They insist that their girlfriends, with whom they once openly had sex, will now have to wear a cover and stay at home, and that their dating relationship was haram. A friend of mine who had such an experience broke off the engagement with the Muslim man but retained her commitment to Islam. She said many of her friends were surprised that she didn't return to the party-girl lifestyle once her Muslim fiancé was out of the picture. But she told me she is now committed to waiting to have sex again till she marries." (4)

"My friend wants to engage in halal dating--a practice gaining much popularity in the American Muslim community both among Strict Muslims and Eid Muslims. Halal dating is the first cousin of arranged marriage, with young people finding their own mates--within the guidelines of Islam--instead of their parents arranging marriages for them. Because the Qur'an advocates equality between the sexes, it does not permit premarital sex--since all the negative consequences fall upon the woman, including pregnancy, the social stigma, and the raising of the child. Premarital sex is also forbidden for other reasons, including learning to discipline oneself and practice self-control. Under Islam, when a man has sex with a woman to whom he is not married, he is being disrespectful of her, whether she is consensually participating or not. So young Muslims who engage in halal dating seek a commitment first and are vigilant about staying true to their religion." (5)

"For both Strict and Eid Muslims, couples are introduced to each other, either by parents or friends. (Less often they meet at school or in their local community.) They spend time talking over the phone or on the Internet and even going on dates, though for Strict Muslims, a chaperone is always present. Once they have decided they like each other, the couple is married under Islamic law by signing a marriage contract. This event, called the nikah, is as binding as a marriage. However, the couple is seen as engaged in most Islamic cultures and in American-Islamic culture. The signing of the agreement allows them to spend more time together. Strict Muslims still have a chaperone present and do not even hold hands." (6)

Halal dating fosters a clear understanding between the man and the woman that they are committed to marrying each other. One views the other as a life partner, not a hot prom date. Eventually they will marry in a ceremony attended by their friends and family members.
Sometimes, though, the betrothal may break up, but, because the couple was engaged in halal dating, no disgrace attaches to them. Many Muslims marry non-Muslim women who convert as a result of halal dating. Another example of halal dating that resulted in marriage is that of a divorced non-Muslimah, who met a Muslim of Pakistani descent in her medical school class. The Pakistani husband even adopted her daughter from a previous marriage.

"Islamic law itself can be fluid in matters of the heart, depending on who is wielding the gavel. Many non-Muslims see Islam as a gigantic, static monolith, when, in fact, Islam can be very dynamic. Shi'ite Muslims, for instance, sometimes use the device of muta to facilitate dating. A muta is a temporary marriage recognized under Shi'ite practice. An agreement, oral or written, is created between the man and woman, securing for the woman certain rights in the event of pregnancy or at the termination of the marriage. I recently heard of a young Muslim couple living together before their formal wedding ceremony. Their parents could not bear their children living together unmarried so they secured a muta fatwa [an Islamic legal ruling that a temporary marriage was taking place between them] for them. Their living together was then halal. "As for me, I look at it this way: Whether the use of muta is right or wrong, whether halal dating is indeed halal or not isn't the issue. In the end, we Muslims believe that God will decide, as He is the final judge of us all. " (7)

velko, Monday, 28 December 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

my dad said he wanted to buy one of those hunks of meat they have on the autodoner. i tried to tell him that was like wanting to get mcdonalds hamburger meat but he didn't get it.

harbl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGjV51Edok

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

i love dum maro dum but why is it halal

harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

post of missing lahore kabab house
rip
http://i45.tinypic.com/qs395d.jpg

harbl, Thursday, 21 January 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.eatinhalal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kfc_kure2.jpg

paberton (Pablo A), Thursday, 21 January 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Why should the people of Roubaix be forced to go to Lille or elsewhere to find bacon?" Franck Berton, the mayor's lawyer, told Reuters.

noted schloar (dyao), Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

Oh FFS. They're going to let people choose between halal and, er, infidel meat but since the two have to be prepared on different grills not all restaurants have had the opportunity to rebuild/extend their kitchen infrastructure yet.

StanM, Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

the two have to be prepared on different grills

kind of lol that fast food chains, well known for their ethics when it comes to the, ah, content of their meat, are playing down the line on this.

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/gowanus_halal.jpg

the descent of mayne (am0n), Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

halal, how are you?

Slacker Bilk (S-), Monday, 1 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2agkjdx.gif

wilter, Monday, 1 March 2010 10:09 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

*eats kabob*

harbl, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol

harbl, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

it's back http://www.citypaper.com/eat/review.asp?rid=16081

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah i also wanted to add that i saw the halal food cart being towed behind a van, i think it was on its way home. it was cute.

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

    
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harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

new steve shasta display name?

Face Book (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

"You're waiting on a kabob?" one sturdy-looking fellow with a tattooed neck asked his co-worker with barely disguised contempt before returning to their pickup truck.

are kabobs gay or somethign

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

food cart http://www.citypaper.com/eat/review.asp?rid=16170

Hans-Jörg Butt (harbl), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I saw halal Mexican and I was like wtf but I forgot to take a picture.

bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.imhalal.com/beta/

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

NEXT LEVEL - HALAL CLOTHING

http://i54.tinypic.com/2elz50j.jpg

con suelo, Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.manufacturer.com/upload/product/6650027/Kebab+-+Shawarma+_0_detail.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif theres a halal cart outside my work now http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

am0n, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/paulsimonon.png

seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 April 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

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am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

are cumfiestas considered halal?

― am0n, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.limkokwing.net/graphics/founder/milestones/world_halal_forum_2006.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-settles-suit-over-halal-meat-2013-1

HA LOL

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

Cool Niceman @dogboner
*gallops by on horse* "Bitch your pussy smell like halal food" *shoots pistol in the air* "AND THEM TITTIES LOOK LIKE TWO FRIED EGGS"

乒乓, Saturday, 26 January 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/UcmR4ed.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:17 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

RESOURCE http://www.zabihah.com

friend to all animals (anky), Sunday, 26 January 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

Great resoure :)

sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

This restaurant people are cheater. Food is not Halal. They just buy from regular store. Very rude people.

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flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

lol

نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

i need a halal caterer!

spun ra (anky), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 04:52 (eleven years ago)

i went inside here http://www.bismillahbaltimore.com/ and "the place had all single men and was not very welcoming"

wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 15:24 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (am0n), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 23:01 (ten years ago)


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