Three-way

I had a boyfriend who once said, out of nowhere, "It's not like men walk around all the time thinking...'two....I need two at the same time...'" Which was funny as it clearly WAS what he was thinking.

Anyway, two? Fun or a bother? Does bringing a third person in mean a relationship meltdown for the other two? Is this a thing people want, that they really really want? Please feel free to share your experiences, if any, preferably anonymously.

I wish I could find the Onion article about the guy whose three-way ended up with him in the other room, tuckered out, while his wife fooled around for an hour after he was done.

i'm self conscious enough with one girl (present wife excluded), i think i would have a heart attack if i had to hang with two.

it can be really fun but the other room thing is definitely possible too. jealousy is no stranger to the threeway. and jealousy of all shapes too, not just like "oh he's mine"

Would you become involved in a three way relationship including David Crosby, and if so, who would be the third person?

Not much of a way to post anonymously, is there?

Oh, spill it, kenan!

I'm sure I have already, on some other threads somewhere. I don't know where they are, or how wise it would even be to look for them.

I'll just say this: it's not the greatest way to have sex. Not by a country mile.

otm 4+ minimum imo

I have never ever had any desire to do this. it doesn't matter how many girls pile on, you're still gonna have one penis ffs.

but I guess these type of things aren't meant to be thought about pragmatically

actually u grow 1 penis for each girl just fyi

oh nice nvm

I came close once. My girlfriend at the time and I got picked up by some swingers at a bar, but we got about half way to their house, which was way out in the rural part of the county, before we just turned around and headed home. Beer goggles started wearing off, it was about 3 in the morning, and I had to be at work at 9.

actually u grow 1 penis for each girl just fyi

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 1:32 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

does this mean that both girls turn into dudes u_u

whatever yr into man - no judgments

have been part of m/m/m & m/m/f thangs

it was fun

otm 4+ minimum imo

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:20 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

starting to worry abt the pics from next ilx fap tbh

before we just turned around and headed home. Beer goggles started wearing off

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:41 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark

I hope you were not wearing them while you were driving!

My beer goggle prescriptions for driving and sex are different.

http://www.igreenspot.com/wp-content/uploads/beer-goggle3.jpg

There was a song on the radio this morning by some chipmunk-voiced girl that was pretty explicitly about three ways. This may not be a surprise to everyone else, but I'm not too much of a radio listener.

maybe that would have solved 'jolene'

kingkong -- that's the new Britney Spears song wtf

hahahaha

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!

Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!

Yes! That's the one. It's been maybe a decade since I knowingly heard a Britney song.

otm 4+ minimum imo

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:20 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 13:24 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's 3P?

^^ not down w/ OPP

http://dionysus.shitbrix.com/content/312/resized/threepio-96803.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/triple_play_Q4OaFiDimaDUFGlGexDmuL

Threesomes are a little bewildering.

i have a story that is kinda sad but mostly lol

Is that the first line from a Britney ballad?

LOL

b-side of "3" = "kinda sad (but mostly lol)"

Does bringing a third person in mean a relationship meltdown for the other two?

I was once involved in a situation (not as juicy as that may sound tbh) with a couple who had an open marriage and a 2nd wife. 2nd wife was seeing someone else at the time so it shouldn't have been a big thing esp since nothing really happened in the end BUT she completely freaked out and lost her shit over the whole thing. It was a huge mess over nothing and just confirmed my suspicions that this sort of thing rarely works out in the long run.

if it held together long enough to last say 20 mins i'd settle for that tbh

u know what else doesnt work out in the long run LIFE

yeah, but the alternatives suck

I'll just say this: it's not the greatest way to have sex. Not by a country mile.

Oops, I was going for the "strikeout" option, not the "underline" one.

What better way to combine friendship and romance and lust.

From the NYP article: “We became legends at the Olive Garden.”

This sounds like my own personal hell...

also extreme lols at Britney's song having "Peter Paul & Mary" in the chorus...about as sexy a threesome as Shadrach, Meshack & Abednego.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxmKRyLdBho

Or sometimes simply saying you’ll never do it can lead to it. This happened to one New Yorker who proclaimed she would never fool around with her co-workers. Fast-forward to a randy party, several females retiring “upstairs,” and pretty soon, she says, “We became legends at the Olive Garden.”

What does Olive Garden have to do with anything?

she had "unlimited salad and breadsticks" if you know what i mean.

extra carbonara, please

“It’s definitely been popularized to the point where a lot of people try it not so much out of personal curiosity but more because it’s the thing to do,” says Glendaliz, a 30-year-old New Yorker. Adds 25-year-old Elli, “Some people are into drugs, other people are into plastic surgery, I’m into this. My boyfriend organizes the parties. We have actually never done sex by ourselves.”

We have actually never done sex by ourselves.

DONE sex? I guess maybe when there's three people, is's something you DO instead of HAVE, and this person has never seen the other side.

"Yeah baby, love you, let's do sex."

Sounds like something 80s yuppies would shout into their giant mobile phones.

I see the phrase "do sex" and all I can imagine is someone humping a wig.

See also bangs/duck's ass/shag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHETt6ccEo

Is there any trashier name for a sex act than "rotisserie"?

I mean, the answer's yes, but there's a subtle something in that one that haunts me. I guess "lady = cooking flesh" is not exactly subtle. ANyway, rotisserie.

Is 'rotisserie' the US version of 'spit roast'? Because the former sounds much classier to me.

I've always heard "spit roast," and I'm actually in the US.

Is this like an eiffel tower without the high-fiving?

Chinese fingercuffs

Lucky Pierre

Is there any trashier name for a sex act than "rotisserie"?

I'm assuming this is the cock in the mouth/cock in vagina position, right? It's an amazing sensation--almost a spiritual sensation, in fact--and I'm sorry that such a horrid term is used to describe it. Anyway, I've had threesomes, all MMF. None of the men (my husband and about two other people) were bisexual, and I wish they were because I wasn't happy with having to do all of the work of satisfying two men. I liked foursomes more. We haven't had (not 'done', Kenan, I hate that term too) group sex for more than a decade, but we wouldn't turn down the opportunity with the right people, and, ah, I'd better stop right here before I start propositioning ILXors. :-)

D:

Is that an astonished face or a horrified one?

Or just you changing to your D disk drive?

Whenever I've done the MMF thing, it's always been with a gay or bi man. I've had opportunities to have an MMF thing with a strictly straight-identified man, but I turned it down. I would have been too anxious wondering about how anxious I was making him. And I don't want the dynamic to be two straight dudes high-fiving each other as they both bust on the female. Because somehow that's even more gay then blowing each other.

No, not more gay. More... bad.

And "How about you watch me fuck your girlfriend?" seems like a little much as casual requests go.

And I don't want the dynamic to be two straight dudes high-fiving each other as they both bust on the female.

I'm glad that the dynamic with me was less macho get-it-on and more let's-have-some-fun-with-friends. (My husband's not 100% straight, actually, he wouldn't throw a man out of bed for it but it isn't something he'd go searching for on his own.) We've been lucky to have avoided most of the really bad things that can happen with things like this--maybe because we never tried to look for partners but have had things occur naturally.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned (not likely) or maybe I'm insecure about my performance around other straight men (that one is for certain, tbh), and maybe I'm really missing out on something. But I'd really rather have a woman all to myself.

Right. It's not for everybody, it was never one of our major interests, and like I said, we never approached anyone with the express interest of getting them into bed with us.

And I don't want the dynamic to be two straight dudes high-fiving each other as they both bust on the female.

god I cannot imagine this dynamic. it is certainly not something I would find sexually arousing.

or what kenan said.

It seems a bit rapey tbh :/

the hi fiving and whatever i mean, not the general idea.

The high-fiving may never actually happen IRL, at least outside of fratty amateur porn. But it's what I imagine, and it sounds pretty icky.

It seems a bit rapey tbh

Maybe, but maybe it's just a bit juvenile. "Dude, check it out! I am totally fucking this chick! Look at my hard dick, isn't it rad?!"

Well dude, suck that shit!

:D

"You are so naked!"

Uh, sucking shit? Eeeww. Not for me.

I'd like to try MFF sometime, actually.

Christine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCimI9QUtc0&has_verified=1

wyckyd sceptre rocks thread.

*tries to parse acronym... fails*

WDYLL Sceptre

Rad. I told you already.

Jeez. Gettin' the shaft again.

i bet the jazz singer could tell some tales of three-ways.

MAMMY!

Wait wut.

skip it.

I have no idea what any of you are even talking about anymore.

Me either tbqh.

Having seen the video I linked to is pretty much key to this whole silly exchange.

Preferably being very familiar with it.

I'm afraid to click it tbh.

oh ok it's just mr show

What did you think it was?

OMG Ive never seen mr show before, is it always that full on? hahahah wtf!

trayce: no, not always. But it's a very dearly missed sketch comedy show, cut down in its prime.

I've seen Mr. Show but not that particular one.

(Yeah, I said I was going to sleep, but the siren call of ILX has lured me back.)

well this thread got fuckin special

:-)

If only "spit roast"/rotisserie also involved somehow continuously rotating the woman in the process. Now THAT would be spiritual.

At the very least extremely athletic on someone's part.

easier with midgets

But you'd have to figure out how to make sure the penises met in the middle so the woman wouldn't slip off. You'd have to call in the Deeper brothers for that one.

met=meet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX4e9_YIOWE

A friend/girlfriend-from-long-ago was asking about the MMF thing, and whether, she wondered with anticipation, two straight guys would be interested in this. My thought at the time, and this has to do with the high-five idea, is that it made sense to me that guys who play on teams, share locker rooms, and may even wrestle unself-consciously in said locker rooms, might be the best candidates for two guys who would be comfortable being naked on either end of a woman.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned (not likely) or maybe I'm insecure about my performance around other straight men (that one is for certain, tbh), and maybe I'm really missing out on something. But I'd really rather have a woman two women all to myself.

"But they'd outnumber me then!"

I used to have none
Now with you, I’ve got one
If I could get just one more
Then you know what you’re in for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHETt6ccEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7jks_ygeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVapqpw_b1M

your dicks don't really have to be that long to meet in the middle of a rotisserie chicken

"Kinky is when you use a feather in bed. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken."

More like two plugs at the ends of corn-on-the-cob than rotisserie chicken.

Yeah, women are softer and we bend in the middle.

Not really digging the idea of a threeway seasoned with butter and pepper though.

Would you go for one seasoned with shredded cheese? Or are you worried about the possibility of someone catching corn smut?

I think it's just the pepper. Sneezing fit's not all that erotic, imho.

Odd, I've always referred to sneezes as 'nosegasms'.

I can see that, it's just not something I'd really care to share, espcially if I were lucky enough to have two maidens in bed with me.

Pepper doesn't always mix with cumin.

plus, I bet that pepper would sting for the ladies involved.

Might sting for a men, too.

I can see that, it's just not something I'd really care to share, espcially if I were lucky enough to have two maidens in bed with me.

I don't think they'd be maidens for very much longer, pepper or no pepper.

Madame, I can assure you I would do my utmost to prove you correct.

longer pepper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYZQBMClclg

OOF threeway (osmond-osmond-female)

omg I am dying at this right now

MMF if the m stands for mormon

*high five*

Is that supposed to sound like a Jackson 5 parody?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlA-z0du1Pg

"I used to be a swinger/'til you wrapped me 'round your finger"

"til you wrapped me 'round your finger rotisserie skewer"

I had a threesome once!

Two magazies does not count.

BUUUURRRNNNN

i have been in orgies, threeways, all sorts of ways. they can be fun, they can also be uncomfortable and sort of trying on the soul.

that is all.

Mine was funny ("funny") bcz it was me, this guy who had the hots for me that I'd sorta had to reject like a week earlier, and his way-hot friend, and they sorta presented me w/ the offer. So we all fucked but then my friend left the room to go pee, and then way-hot friend-of-friend and I just started fucking and then rejected-friend came back and was just like "uhhhh... oh I'm just gonna go smoke a cigarette". And then they left and I was bored so I watched that week's episode of America's Next Top Model.

well, had one with the boy i'm seeing and this very androgynous punk lady last night. it was kind of weird because it was unexpected, but it was awesome, we all got off without a hitch. A+ time.