Noisy sex woman admits Asbo breach
describe your high-volume experiences here
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
"No officer, we were only floating"
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
roommates make this kind of thing challenging
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
imagining a roommate noisy sex challenge now
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
Throbbing Gristle - Live at the Death Factory - that's all I'll say.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
'A mother has told how her life has become "unbearable" after a car crash injury left her with a medical condition giving her an insatiable libido. Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on. She now becomes sexually aroused by the slightest movement - while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over, or even simply walking across a room. "It's very embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate." Mrs Baughman, who lives with her husband Brian, 39, and two children, has been diagnosed with a rare condition called Restless Genital Syndrome, also known as Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
uh
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
uh . .
UH
UHHH
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
AHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(sigh)
47 decibels
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.restlessgenitalsyndrome.com/en/index.html
this sounds like hell on Earth
xp: looooooooooooooooooooool Que
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
aroused by vaccuuming?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
Restless Genital Syndrome may acutely aggravate when the woman gets suddenly frightened, is nervous, gets angry, is anxious, or gets annoyed.
o rly
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurruhrrruhUHrrrrrrrrUHUHUHUHAHAHAHrrrrurrrr
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
ok so calling it restless genital syndrome is kind of unfortunate because it makes me think of restless leg syndrome
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)
it is like an unbidden vision
ooh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhh!
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Tale of The Restless, Wandering Genitalia
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
hahahaha John I was just posting the same thing
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
"alright come on whos shaking the table?"
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
restless leg syndrome isn't really about wandering, it's more about bouncing up and down, right? There was at least one guy I went to high school with that had this.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
NOT HELPING
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
it makes me think of a genital folding a handkerchief around a few trusty possessions, hitching it onto a stick, and setting off into the wild
XPOSTS oh que you made the same inference
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
like, now I have a mental image of a woman pogoing without a pogo stick, if you get what I mean
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)
a very special pogo stick
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
with attendant "SPROING!" noises
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
it's like every seat is now an ejector seat
restless third leg syndrome
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
her partner must be annoyed by the constant whirring
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
phantom dildo syndrome XPOSTS
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
i think I prefer LJ's mental picture. The genitalia, walking down a desolate country road, sleeping under the stars, eating baked beans from a can over a makeshift campfire.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
imagine how maddening that would be for someone with perfect pitch, to have a low-level D3 rumbling in their pants
― I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
the song of wandering mingeus
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
i wonder if one could tune said rumbling?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
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http://dinlis.homeip.net/hobo/hoborock.jpg
― I don't think this is funny..Much Clown Love Ya'll! (stevie), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
also hitching the occasional ride with a helpful trucker.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)
it would be like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)
god i love ilx
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
^^ someone needed to use that as a display name.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)
so can dudes get restless genital syndrome, or is that basically just called being a dude
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)
or, alternatively, a golfer
there's a guy on Yahoo answers who says he has it, but other than that it appears to be a condition only women suffer from
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
would guys be able to identify that it was an actual medical problem?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
guys would not in any way recognise it as a 'problem'
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
until they became dehydrated
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
what about when one has to stand in private company
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
on one's feet, i mean
probably by the time all of the shaft skin sloughed off and you started cumming blood, even your most dense guy would recognize that there was an issue
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
(i) zinc
(ii) tuck it into your belt
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
wear looser fitting pants, maybe?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
i never knew you were a cannibal corpse fan, dan!
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
yeah you make a big fucking joke HI DERE but that's how my old grandad went in the war
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
Issue such an apposite word there, Dan.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
also 'dense'
Fill a condom with Neosporin and wear that till it heals.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
dense in terms of the degree of wateriness of the blood that one would be cumming if one had this issue?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
^^^sentence never before constructed in the english language
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
probably a word for it in german, tho
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
it would be long though, and when you pronounced it, it would resemble the sound of a kazoo.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
probably an opera about it in germany imo
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
the ling cycle
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
is it part of Dan's repertoire?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
that would be an emphatic NO
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."
ysi?
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
i bet LJ, the crown prince of adjectives, could give it a go.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
Dichtblutsamenejakulation
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
(I'm late to this, as I was taking a shower, but I have to pitch in with this joke:)
Wanderlust?
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
btw, "wateriness of the blood that one would be cumming" in German = Schlangenblutdichte, approximately
xp: lolololol obv mine is a little slangier
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Is there a word for it in Finnish?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
vag-a-bond
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
these vag-a-bond shoes
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)
which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire
bullshit
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)
Words and phrases that can mean the same thing as vagabond: (15 results)
aimless, cast, drift, drifting, floating, ramble, range, roam, rootless, rove, stray, swan, unsettled, vagrant, wander
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
xp: that nerve controls the jitterbug
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
i mean persistent sexual arousal is a real thing as far as i know, but the "nerve" that controls "desire" is not in yr pelvis
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)
It kind of sounds like a spam e-mail subject line "switch on the nerve in her pelvis that controls desire"
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
except it wouldn't be 'nerve'
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
"switch on the tendril in her pelvis that controls desire"
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)
nreve
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)
"switch on the filament in her pelvis that controls rigonfiamente"
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
Is rigonfiamente an Italian vaccuum cleaner manufacturer?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
sorry i meant rigonfiamento, it comes from the greatest thread on ilx: Welcome to Love AFL!
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
why do you have to go and spoil this delightful thread by bringing up sports?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)
that thread is like a locket of a better time preserved
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
I remember when you used to be able to kick your balls in the street...
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, i didn't look at ilx for um, nine months or so, and returning and reading a thread like this i'm like 'damn, ilx is pretty great sometimes'
― dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
Um, isn't 47 dB rather quiet though?
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.gcaudio.com/resources/howtos/loudness.htmlNot even "normal conversation"
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that. The upper desibel limit for rock gigs is something like 90 or 95 dB, I think. Do they mean that the neighbour could hear the sexing in her apartment at 47 dB?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
I am certain that's what they mean.
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe that's just her appartment number or something.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
if they'd wanted more they could have asked to be in the room
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
If you stand on a chair and put your ear against the wall in this spot you can hear them, the perverts.
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
(xxpost) wait til you hear the complaints of the neighbours of 69 Decibel Sex Avenue.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
That reminds me of one of favorite jokes in high school.
"What's the square root of 69?"
"Eight something."
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
8.3066238629180748525842627449075
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que)
Ok if you actually make any sound like this during sex, you deserve to be arrested.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
If you really need to say "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", say it with flowers.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
Countdown to "What is your Kraftwerk porn name?" web generator in 5... 4... 3...
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)