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Poll Results

Option	Votes
wipe	49
don't wipe	5

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

wipe just to check out the scene, then asses the situation and decide what strategy to take moving forward

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

asses the situation, I lol'd

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

wait ppl don't wipe if theyre taking a shower?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

who are these people, and how can i avoid them?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

i think a lot of things are not gross but that is kinda gross

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

its not that gross

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

it has to go either on your hand or on your soap if you have to physically clean your butt subsequently, or if water can go in there enough it will go on the shower floor

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

it just seems like something people who smell like cheese would do

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

harbl is RITE

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

dyao is RONG

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

lol harbl

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

this is definitely necessary as a no toilet paper last resort tho

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

i thought the whole point of poop was that you wanted to minimize the number of places it could go--this thread is telling me that some people don't feel that way

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes you need more than toilet paper

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

to get the job done

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

you need pressurized water

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

but not soap or your hand--that's nasty

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

you must have one strong shower, mr. que

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not saying i've done this

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

how can something so wrong feel so right

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

― velko, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

― Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

depends on the poop imo

― rolling stupid fruity crazy ragg ned (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

― kenan, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

all goes down the same road

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

but the exit ramps are different

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

/braggin2010

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck

http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg

in your FACE

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

I mean

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

such lol

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

brb bio

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwww

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

your poor shower

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

briquette = etiquette

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

(auto spellcheck)

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

pooping during a bath

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

das poop

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO NO

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

lady caca

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

pooper face

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

that is a pro pic choice

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

(in the pool obv.)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

so we can all feel relieved about that

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

you and me can wash some underpants
woahohohoh-oooooohhh
wash some underpants

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

key observations here

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

why did i click that

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

cause you keep getting rammed in it

* 1 week ago

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― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) curiosity killed the shat

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.03/WaterBirth1-1.jpg

Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

― quincie, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

pooping like a headless chicken

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

ban Michael White

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

bain Michael White

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

bain Michael White

Genuine lol

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

― quincie, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is the situation in my flat ;_;

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?

If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....

― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)

Dropping the squids off at the pool.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

making some bold clams

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

seaweed

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

rolling thread of scallops 2008

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

"Take two fish into the shower? Yes, because I'm 1guy2fish guy..."

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

how can wiping/not wiping be a negotiable position? I'm with harbl on this one.

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

Just in case anyone thinks I'm a gross weirdo, I'd never not wipe.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

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fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

just for the record, Tuomas, I think it is really uncool of you to hijack HOOS's account & sully his good name

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

PHEW. for a second there I thought some of you bought toilet paper only for show.

― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

I buy toilet paper only for shower

― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized baby is really unpleasant to me

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

okay NO

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

I thought I'd seen the worst life had to offer, then I read the phrase "a recently utilized baby"

http://thinkwinemarketing.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1893_edvard_munch_the_scream-wr400.jpg

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry, Dan. Sorry, Tuomas. Sorry, everyone.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw the term 'poop deck' was first coined when somebody tried to do this on a ship

― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

Back to the topic at hand:

http://www.ezilon.com/articles/articles/2093/1/How-to-Throw-a-Barbecue

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party

somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....

― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.

step 1: poop, but do not wipe
step 2: take a shower

Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes

― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn

― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

thrown your first barbecue

In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.

To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

shower in piss tbh

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's all waste water, good idea

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.

― big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

lolstipation

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!

― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

that's what my pet alligator thought RIP

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM

I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

recently utilized anus

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

2nd hand

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

pooping right after showering though?

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

tends to squeak

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

i call that bad planning xpost

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

squeaky clean

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

soap bubbles come out of ur backside

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

What have we become?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

nice coils

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)

good job, now hit the showers

― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

you missed off an "s" there

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"

http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover...
"EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP"
"HAND TO HAND"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

shart throbs

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

"FlowGo.com
Funny videos."

― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

Now playing at FlowGo...

The Three Tenor Tots

1,116,572 Views
Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"

― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

nooooooo

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.

― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SH9ole1FlvI/AAAAAAAADoA/5bbivTIUeeI/s400/exploding+head.jpg

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

btw:

Submission under review
Your entry is under review by editors.
throw a barbecue
The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.
Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.
by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010
tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ now singing that to the tune of "Trip, Stumble, and Fall" by The Mamas & The Papas

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit, shower and sha-a-a-aaaaave

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

― kenan, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:43 PM (1 minute ago)

see i was under the impression that there was an implied "wipe" in there but i guess to each their own

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

I wipe even if I'm about to shower, ftr. I just don't insist on perfect 100% lack of brownness on the paper. Just enough so that I don't have to deal with chunks or smears.

― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Because, you see, poop is nasty.

― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

"As Nasty As They Wanna Poop"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks for your definition of throw a barbecue!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue
Urban Dictionary

^_^

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

A+

― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

ok thats awesome

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

WOO-HOO!

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe we should have a celebratory ILX barbecue oh wait no...

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

huge

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Make it extra spicy plz

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

I was doing some digging to find the thread where I had another definition accepted by urbandictionary.com ("tijuana picnic") and just came across a post I missed last year about apple butter that has given me a tremendous headache and made me start crying due to the pain from stifling loud, shrieking laughter at work

if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

ow oh my god hahahahahahahaha bleah hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

(...)

Make it extra spicy plz

If you want extra spicy someone's going to have to start chowing down in the chillis.

Do carnivore, vegetarian, and vegan semen taste different from each other?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

My point, exactly Monsieur Boule de Neige

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

xpost APPLE BUTTER OF ALL THINGS, I mean maybe you like eggs benedict too, but geez

In any case I hope this person has since learned important stuff about responsible ownership of a vagina

― nabisco, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dood, if some chick ever came to me all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise, I would run in abject terror.

Also, I kind of like the idea of hooking up with some girl and being responsible enough to ask if she had her vagina license on her. Oh, and proof of insurance.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Most are only covered for third party, fire, and theft.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

Not flood? Shit!

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

"I've come to report a case of vagina theft."

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"Where was the last place you saw it?"

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

Acts of God aren't covered either. So said the insurance broker to Joseph.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"is your vagina a thief? because it looks like it stole the apple butter from the skies and crammed it up in there."

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

I believe Quim Full of Hollandaise is a collection of forgotten Smiths rarities.

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

"Meanwhile, someone's anus has been shoplifting from the candy store."

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

The Girl With the Apple Butter Up Her Cooch

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

If there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no
Unless it involves putting apple butter in your vagina

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Strange Ways, Here We Come

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

So said the insurance broker to Joseph.

Sucker bought it, too.

I have always wondered whether God in his infinite wisdom gave Mary the spine-tingling, divine orgasm she deserved for carrying his spawn or whether his whole fornicating-is-a-sin anti-sex posture led him to just send Gabriel down to say, "Lol, you're knocked up. Congrats!"

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

that's what the Immaculate Conception is Michael--no orgasm for the virgin

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Dan, I am specifically not supposed to laugh like this at my workplace.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

God is such a dick! Fcuk that guy, man! Makes a cuckold out of a young groom and totally shafts his bride.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

well that's the thing--he didn't shaft the bride

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

Figuratively; there's naught worse than getting a chick knocked up and NOT shafting her.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

I think if said chick filled her vagina with apple butter and had a Cadbury egg hanging out of her anus, that would be worse.

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

I used my magic YHWH powers to inseminate you. Hope I didn't disturb your sleep.

Creep!

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

people, this talk is disgusting. let's get back to good, clean shitting and not wiping and then getting into the shower.

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

What would be worse would be a MELTING Cadbury egg.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

"Hello, is that the 24 hour plumbers? My shower's blocked with melted Cadbury's Creme Egg. How did that happen? Well, er..."

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

let's get back to good, clean shitting

I think I've identified the problem with this sentence

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

let's get back to good, clean shitting

hmm, interesting, i've never heard the gerund form of shit in this sort of construction before. i would have gone for "let's get back to taking a good clean shit" myself. i dig your style.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

Egad, now I'm trying to think of various chattes I have tasted and wondering how to pair them with the right wine.

For X's pussy, I prefer a Chablis but for Z, I think a Vermentino's just the thing.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

"Egad" is right!

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

can we just disable inline video links to this thread and head that problem right off at the pass

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

But what is the correct beverage to serve with analingus?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

Tequila, if memory serves me right.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

Scope

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

seltzer water for that bubbly tang

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

omg hahahahaha

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

poop/shower/tequila/analingus

seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

perhaps you should put your oddly away, then

(never heard it called that before)

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

it was hot dogs in my middle school

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight

xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

3,800 results for
vodka vagina prom

http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Better than a Chilli Dog

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

biting is a hazard

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Can we get back on the poop please?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

that's what she said

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

because she was really into poop

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

more like on top of

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

let he who is without scat

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

man

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

Carruthers

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

recently utilized anus

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

this is just

all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

^^ has rap cadence

― 丫 power (dyao), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing

― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

yes it is in tijuana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 19 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

oh come on the french all do it

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard

― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

kakagaard amirite

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

Diogenes fits this debate better:

The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

what about pooping before going in the pool?

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course

― Aerosol, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?

― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

I feel a disturbance in the shower.

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.

― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?

― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

So now this thread has given the world this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

And this:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg

― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.

― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

we are the dreamers of dreams

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

and the poopers of poops...

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.

ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.

― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

It could have been worse. Think about that.

― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

ugh, u savages

"shit, wipe, shower, shave"

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

what if I wear a trucker hat?

― 丫 power (dyao), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

not sitting on my furniture

Missing an "h" there...

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

"neat man is that a color changing couch?"

"well....no....."

― Cattle Grind, Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

How now, brown co(uch)

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

it's dead here in poopland

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

REVEAL YOURSELVES

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg

― harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

― harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357

― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

Not in this context.

― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol for real wtf Curt1s

― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

lurks inside us all

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

― Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 8 April 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

Classic thread

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:32 (nine years ago)

I've revised my stance

― 龜, Friday, 26 August 2016 01:41 (nine years ago)

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

need to poop and shower

― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:10 (nine years ago)

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

― how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 08:54 (nine years ago)

Briquette jonesing diary

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:59 (nine years ago)

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

― imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

― imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

― 龜, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:15 (seven years ago)

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

thread delivers

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

― eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png

― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

some poops are harder than others

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (seven years ago)

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

lol

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (seven years ago)

oh jfc

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (seven years ago)

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (five years ago)

an idea whose time has come

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

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