Urinating in the bathroom sink

I mean why would you

toilet dick

oh right

when I was younger I went to some party where the toilet was backed up and everyone was pissing in the tub and then the tub got backed up (???) and there was a tub fulla piss

I threw up in a sink once--does that count?

LOLcollege

where's the kitchen sink option?

the poll options kinda make it sound like an always / never dichotomy.

(Not that I have - obvs, but I could imagine some folks might have done once under certain circumstances)

I have never been that much of a disgusting savage

where's the kitchen sink option?

I included everything but the kitchen sink...

always / never dichotomy

I'm not counting emergency scenarios in this poll. Vote according to your usual behaviour when you have a free choice between sink and bowel.

Bowel?

GARU, WHERE RU?

I've never urinated in a bowel either, wtf

this has cured me of wanting to move to the UK, at least here I never have to worry about random houseguests pissing in my ass

I have once out of absolute neccessity but to vote for the closest option makes it seem like something I do on the regular and that is gross.

neccessity? you're gonna have to explain.

bowel

damn, I meant "bowl"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg

xp: also please clarify that you are talking about a sink and not a bowel otherwise I may have screaming terrors tonight

smoke a bowel

http://totallyabsurd.com/toilet%20snorkel.jpg

uh

there is so much in this world that is slappable

I've pissed in a sink before

d.g. ^^^

d.s. i mean

you're a disgusting savage

for a nanosecond I thought "I'd rather piss on myself than piss in the sink" but that's really not true, not even a little bit

piss elsewhere > piss on me

i don't understand pissing in the sink when presumably you can go outdoors.

I am paul bunyan and I pissed in a waterfall

i don't understand pissing in the sink when presumably you can go outdoors.

this is my position as well

piss behind building > piss on sidewalk > piss in sink

i used to have an apartment where the bathroom was in the hallway so sometimes i would think about going in the kitchen sink but never did. easier than going outside though, for a girl

^^^see i don't buy this. all you need is a tree or a bush. "easier" to go "outside" for a "guy" than a "girl" is some b.s.

guys just like going outside more than girls.

i've done it but i think i would have a hard time finding a hiding place in my neighborhood atm. whatever.

whatever!

must be a pretty big ATM

no i said i *can't* hide in it

dude, don't pee pee on your bank! they charge a fee for that!

oh, I thought you meant you'd get lost inside it

my bad

When it comes down to it, I've urinated in pretty much anything connected to plumbing that isn't a dishwasher or clothes washer

hop to it, you've almost filled out your piss bingo card

Kelly's Eye

I have done this before in bind. It's not that bad. Man, some of you sure seem to have a lot of hang-ups about your bodily functions.

I have also urinated into a cup while a passenger in a car going down the Long Island Expressway. It got to the point where I just could not wait - it was either pee on myself or in the cup and I wasn't going to let the former happen. I still don't really know how I managed to pull that off esp without any incidents while doing so.

Btw peeing in a sink is sort of fun - there, I said it.

there is less aiming involved, a casual procedure. I remember at uni in halls the guy whose bedroom was right next to the toilet was also the only guy who pissed in his sink out of laziness.

i have peed on the books-a-million in dupont circle, but not in a sink iirc

http://www.pdmsince1885.com/img/Kit%20sink%20woman.jpg

"WHEEE! I JUST PISSED IN HERE!"

"time to do the dishes now that they are sterilized!"

It's not a habit but has happened a cpl times out of necessity and was sorta liberating. Idk. I don't get why this is such an atrocity when done once in a while as a last resort.

(xxpost) I think that more people would piss in the sink if the urethra ended in the tip of the middle finger.

Dan in the event that I ever wind up at your place, I promise you right now that I will not piss in any of your sinks.

i'm not particularly squeamish about this, i just can't really imagine a scenario in which i wouldn't just go in the toilet

shows a serious lack of respect to confuse kitchen and bathroom sinks, you guys should educate yourselves more before preaching piss dogma

x-post if the toilet is broken?

I would really like a dedicated sink for pissing. I could keep it in mr que's bedroom.

depends on the broken. i'd probably bucket-flush before i pissed in the sink.

jars, bottles, mop buckets, out the window, outside

xpost - toilet wasn't available and i was stuck on the top floor, so i couldn't just wee outside. was either the sink or i pissed myself.

a) why wasn't the toilet available
b) how were you stuck on the top floor

i can't remember and i can't remember. jeez iltmi, it's not like i was responsible for the holocaust, i just once had to piss in a sink.

Dan in the event that I ever wind up at your place, I promise you right now that I will not piss in any of your sinks.

Explaining that to my wife would be massively entertaining in the seconds before she horribly murdered us all

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-sink-pees-on-cat.jpg

i can't remember and i can't remember. jeez iltmi, it's not like i was responsible for the holocaust, i just once had to piss in a sink.

you're a lazy bum, that's what i think.

i can't remember and i can't remember. jeez iltmi, it's not like i was responsible for the holocaust, i just once had to piss in a sink.

Usually I am 100% against Holocaust jokes but now I get why people sometimes make them because I am barely resisting it now.

pisstallnacht

I pissed in a bottle for the first time a month ago
it was kind of scary
cuz I stopped pissin right when the bottle was about to overflow

pro tip: use a 2 litre bottle

i have pissed in the kitchen sink, but i had done the dishes and felt justified. i was eleven.

enbb's completely right- it feels completely different than going normally, even to going outside. you have to make your muscles relax as a conscious decision.

I pissed in a bottle for the first time a month ago
it was kind of scary
cuz I stopped pissin right when the bottle was about to overflow

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 6:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

Try coffee cup! O_O

Darragh yes! Because your body knows that you're not supposed to be doing it and you sort have to decide and command it to do so and it's very strange but oddly sort of freeing and yes, I realize that I am pretty fucking weird.

it's almost the same kind of 'stop' command that wakes you when you're dreaming of taking a leak? that's about the best i can describe it as i think.

sometimes i have stage fright like that even in a bathroom so i have to close my eyes and imagine i am sitting on my home toilet ^_^

x-post I don't think I've ever dreamed about that (not that I recall at least) but that sounds about right.

wakes you when you're dreaming of taking a leak

When you wake up from one of these dreams it's absolutely vital to go and take a slash immediately. Having said that, I used to know someone who would sleepwalk to the bathroom and take a piss in his sleep - although sometimes he'd end up whereever he thought the bathroom was.

I think that more people would piss in the sink if the urethra ended in the tip of the middle finger.

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:51 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

at horrifying first glance I thought this was about sticking a middle finger in your urethra.

I have never peed in the sink, but you guys are making it sound pretty appealing. Once when my toilet was broken I peed into the shower cubicle. Mildly satisfying.

your body knows that you're not supposed to be doing it and you sort have to decide and command it to do so

when we were kids a friend of mine wondered if he could overcome this inhibition and will himself to piss his pants.

Yes He Could

we've all done that while drunk tho?

ps and this is important vis a vis what someone posted upthread about everywhere but dishwashers and washign machines- my brother has pissed in a tumble drier when drunk. in a laundrette.

we've all done that while drunk tho? refers to pissing where you thought the toilet was.

I pissed in a bottle for the first time a month ago
it was kind of scary
cuz I stopped pissin right when the bottle was about to overflow

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 6:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

Try coffee cup! O_O

Darragh yes! Because your body knows that you're not supposed to be doing it and you sort have to decide and command it to do so and it's very strange but oddly sort of freeing and yes, I realize that I am pretty fucking weird.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 3:50 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

I was in a car during a snow storm in the middle of nowhere so I didn't really have too many options

LOL I wasn't suggesting that you try this w/ a coffee cup for the hell of it - i'm not that weird! I meant that I was in a similar car situation and was left with only a sm coffee cup. :-(

hotly anticipating the natural end of all these threads, "shitting on the stove, classic or dud"

shitting directly on to the stove, or into a pot?

double boiler is fine I guess, or egg poacher

"masturbating into the fridge, classic or CLASSIC"

instant posting regret

http://9gag.com/photo/19861_500sq.jpg

"bloodletting onto the cat, classic or TOTALLY AWESOME"

pissing in a sink is fun, it's like your own private idaho

I mean urinal

I make omelettes with juice from period panties in the sink

I once killed a man.

by peeing on him

cross ref to the tobasco sauce thread?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I ain't pissed in the sink in a dog's age, but I'll tell you what: I love resting my balls on that cool porcelain when I'm washing up after sex.

Keepin' it TMI - kkvgz

IMO people should wash their junk in the shower. It's no fun picking other people's pubic hair out of your soap/nailbrush/toothbrush/etc..

There are times when it makes sense, like you've just finished making your eighth gin & tonic, you're dumping the lime wedge from the last one down the garbage disposal, and you're like... hmm, I could get all of my errands done right here, cancel that bathroom trip, and end up in the living room with all business accomplished.

xp i dunno, postcoitus a quick dunk under the tap will normally do the trick. i don't see how a toothbrush needs to get involved mind you.

it's an innocent bystander

i don't know why an innocent bystander ends up covered in pubes, sounds a deal less than 'innocent' under any definition i ever flew with

Keep my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet and all our soap is liquid.

xp

policeman: 'ello 'ello 'ello what's going on here then?
toothbrush: I don't know officer! I'm just an innocent bystander!

btw I was obviously referring to kitchen sink, there

i'm just sayin, regardless of where you keep your toothbrush, for pubes to get on it someone's doing something a little more involved than sprinkling dick in the general vicinity

is there more "splash zone" danger when it comes to abusing a sink in this manner

xxp - if your shower had a garbage disposal, it would be ideal for pooping

'ideal' somewhat overworked there

Keep my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet and all our soap is liquid.

Same.

Also, if your junk is the only stuff that needs washing, there's two ways: 1) removable shower head with hose, and 2) squat in the tub and give your chassis a good scrub and splash. Plz try not to poop while you do this.

If you've been the recipient of anal sex that might be difficult.

I'm not even going to ask.

Although I suppose it's not really pooping if you're not actually trying to poop.

I'm not even going to ask.

― kenan, Monday, March 29, 2010 4:27 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Very few women even ventured into this discussion. Wish Ke$ha was here.

Where does the insanity end? If you're willing to pee in the sink, what's next, shitting on the ceiling?

Do you think Lionel Ritchie tried it?

"Hey Lou! I think I had too much of that shitapple upside down cake!"

"Man what in the world is happening down at the end of the hall? I don't have a clue! Let's check this thing out!"

ILTMI Milestone: managing to namedrop Lionel Richie amidst descriptions of scatalogical activities...

oooooooooooooh what a feeeeeeeeeeelin'....

http://mrcanacorn.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hello.jpg

They ran out of modelling clay, OK?

oh and the class were studying Marc Quinn...

Are you somewhere out there lonely/
Or are you somewhere playing with poo?

Tell me how to win your shart
'cause I haven't got a poo...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Lionel_Richie_Just_Go_Single_Cover.jpg/200px-Lionel_Richie_Just_Go_Single_Cover.jpg

Finally some wisdom.

At what age does poop stop being funny? Cause I'm waiting over here.

at my funeral there will be poop jokes. in my will there will be poop jokes.

wait, so peeing in the sink is a totally common thing that women have heard about but not all men? is that the correct interpretation of these results, that every woman has seen or heard of some chick they knew pissing in a sink?

the correct reading of the results is that many women saw the thread title and said "you know, I don't really have a need to read that thread, do I" whereas men were more like "I wonder what the hell's goin on over there in that thread where they're talking about pissing in the bathroom sink"

ALLAH! *pisses in sink*

"you know, I don't really have a need to read that thread, do I"

"... because I am too busy pissing in the sink"

xp: lol

Where does the insanity end? If you're willing to pee in the sink, what's next, shitting on the ceiling?

shit on the walls was actually a relatively common occurrence at the bookstore i worked at years ago (not to mention the Phantom Crapper, who would leave turds tucked behind books on the sales floor). ppl are disgusting savages

(not to mention the Phantom Crapper, who would leave turds tucked behind books on the sales floor)

o_O

"not to mention the Phantom Crapper" - ilx will have to work hard to find a richer aside than this today, I'd wager

this whole thread has been one magical lyric seam, imo

I like the implied supernatural ambiguity to it - the other side of the lid is that there is a toilet which will disappear midway through the crap, leaving you with a pile of shit on your bathroom floor

there was never a toilet there in the first place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY5zaDZq0sc

What particular titles did he choose to honour - The Mystery of Edwin Pood perhaps? The Telltale Shart?

whatever bubbles bubbles up

rather have a mystery shopper than a phantom crapper, sounds less messy

mystery plopper

used to test janitors across the world

ugh fuck this site it's ruined me i think sometimes

posts that effortlessly summarize ILX

xp sometimes I doubt your commitment to ILX

dyaoting tuomas

haha finally some good puns on my username

whatever bubbles bubbles up

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:49 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

Goddamn it.

ey first time i saw your username i made with the horatio reference iirc, that's some good shit right there

I remember but I forgot the reference :[

It kind of backfired on me, because I've been unable to stop singing "it's Lucas with the lid off bambambuddlybambambuddlybow!" for the last ten minutes.

I don't when it's going to be appropriate to say "everything that rises must converge" on this thread so I just wanna throw it out there now & claim credit when the time comes ok

Well there are at least 7 dudes who should be interesting in joining this group:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Peeing-in-the-sink/335980316105?ref=sgm

http://i41.tinypic.com/5xk653.jpg

oops

http://i41.tinypic.com/5xk653.jpg

huh weird

People need to stop washing their hands in the urinals as well...