Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The Shadow Knows

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

The Loss of Essence

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The Day After

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The Samuel L. Jackson

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The Orson Welles as Megatron

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The Tri-County Recordbreaker

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The Mississippi Canyon 252

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Louisiana 1929

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Magnificent Seven

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wild Bunch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The Broccoli Cheddar

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The Quiet Desperation

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The Second Coming

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The Grand Romantic Gesture

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wedgie

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

the barney gumble

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh that's a fun one. :)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The bird on a wire

ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The wichita lineman

ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

The wreck of the edmund fitzgerald

ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

The Mining Disaster

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Joan of Arc
(requires a lighter)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Hertz Donut

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Morning Yoga

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Battle of Midway

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago) link

The Grifter

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The One Ring

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Regrettable Haircut

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The Hustle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The Popeye Doyle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm beginning to think you've given a different name to every fart you've ever ripped, Kenan.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The Mannish Boy

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

The Man Who Would Be King

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

xp Believe me, if that were the case, I'd be going on this until the Mayan calendar ends.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The End of the Mayan Calendar

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

The 96kbps Spoken Word Rip

The 320kbps Semi-Spacesaver

THE FLAC

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm mentally singing "She's got the FLAC" to the tune of "The Jack" by AC/DC.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

the ellipsis

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The Hemingway

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fat Best Friend

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The Marimba

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wallpaper

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The Road Rash

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The Angry Protester

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Le Bon Gumbo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

The Treatise

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

The Rant

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

The Polemic

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

The Great Unknown

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

The Damp Firework

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The Weird Russell

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The PowerShot

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Butt Crack Bingo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

The Major Stroke

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The Turgid Bean

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The Opposite of Sex

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The Acceptance Speech

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

the "all things must pass"

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

hare krishna, hare hare.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Bat Out of Hell
Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The Meatloaf

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The Bridge to Teribithia

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

The Alarm Clock

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

the metal machine music

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the voiceless fricative

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (fourteen years ago) link

the spinemelter 3000

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (fourteen years ago) link

pubic breeze

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The Magic Fingers

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Try it. You'll feel great.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/lang_twangf.jpg

Trail of Broken Farts was the big hit

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh. I wish I could take that one back.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The Gas Leak

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Harvey Wallsharter

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Screaming Shartgasm

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The Daily Telefart

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fender Shartocaster

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Intel Outside

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The Rocketman

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sharta John

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The Didgeridoodoo

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The Trumpet Marine

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The Pipe Organ

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The Tube Approaching

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The Pebbledash

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beercan

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link

The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cadbury's Mini Roll

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago) link

(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man I thought temp banning C Grind would put the kibosh on the shit related threads at least for a little while! ;p

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The Three-legged Race

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the six foot putter

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cement Mixer

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ineluctable modality of the crappable

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

wenger's nose

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wrath of Khan

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Thunderball

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Faecal Rumours

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

The Will O' The Wisp

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

the little no no and sniffy

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

MAry, Mungo, and Squidge

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Rising Damp

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

the cheese grater

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

fat man and little boy

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The Last Squeeze of Toothpaste in the Tube

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Sacco
2. Vanzetti

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Bonham
2. Buddy

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The Too Many Men On The Field

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The They Think It's All Over It Is Now

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Log Flume

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cafetière

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Manual Espresso Pull

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Real Ale Tap

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Gravy Boat

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Brown Sauce Sachet

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Pepper Grinder

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Talking Dolphin

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

# The smooth jazz station [Started by adam. (nordicskilla) in October 2004, last updated 2 minutes ago by I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson) on I Love Everything] 3 new answers

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The Who's Sorry Now

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle

actual lols

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Spilt Milk

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Soft Focus
West Coast Jazz
Taps

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

the vibralux

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

the millie jackson

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the step-up transformer

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The Ring Modulator

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link

dat piff

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

da ffftttt kerplunk

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The SodaStream

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Blown Fuse

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The Chilli Cheeseburger (due to it's texture on exit)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The "What About A Water Bottle, Waddle?"

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The Screen Door Slam

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

The Air Rifle

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

The Velvet Undergrowl of the Movement

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Jack and Rose Trapped in Steerage

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Blofeld's Mudbath

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Reclined Rumpus Reverberation

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Rickety-Split

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Relief Rocket

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Howdy Honk

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm on a roll

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ghost tweet

kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

brown banana

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

^ preferable to the green banana, tho

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the long, brown sigh of relief

gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Saturday, 19 June 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The "the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor"

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link

...otherwise known as The Acid Trip Fart

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Usually I am startled long before anything reaches the floor.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone here ever farted while tripping?

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.

dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The Jackson Pollock

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The late period Hans Hartung

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The Ministry of Silly Walks

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone here ever farted while tripping?

Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.

Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The Totally Tubular

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...

IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The Big Sky Country

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

this is my least favorite thread of all time

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

classic anal retentive.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The Rocket From The Crypt

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Steeleye Span

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Wee Dram

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

this is my least favorite thread of all time

surm OTM

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The Rocket From The Crypt

Best answer yet, imo.

kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this is my least favorite thread of all time

What is with you guys? Farting is fun!

kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The I'd Rather Jack Than Fleetw00d Mac

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The Second Hand News

kenan, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The Chain

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link

(just doesn't fucking stop, you know...)

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link

The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Prong Crown)

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I remember campaigning for the creation of this board.

I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread is great.. it's just that some people have crappy answers

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Wiffle Ball

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Interruption Eruption

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Gusty Goatsee

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Deflation Sensation

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sneak Squeak

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Tornado Torpedo

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Grunty Gavin

I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the scrotum rattler

chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Clyde McSplatter

Euler, Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

You people making farts into shits ruin this thread

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

snooty toot pews

@( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 8 August 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

the meaty heat

won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Friday, 7 January 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the spine trickler

mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

the Kenny Loggins

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the pinewood derby

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

piano down the steps

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the lost puppy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

family reunion

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was a trifecta of unadulterated brilliance

call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

the bass through guitar amp

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the E-Z Pass lane

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the fear of clowns

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the initial public offering

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the empty envelope in the collection plate

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the doxology

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the Veni Creator Spiritus

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the doowop group

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the silent meow

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the tone poem

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

the Too $hart

mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Colonel Sanders

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

... what exactly would the physical sensation of Colonel Sanders be

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

extra crispy?

Euler, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kfc-cheesy-bacon-bowl.jpg

???

Euler, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Cluck-U

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

The Powderpuff
The Crappuccino

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Sunday, 26 February 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the soul flight

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Saturday, 17 March 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Arequipa Dawn

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Saturday, 17 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

Steamline Punk

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

And then nothing turned itself inside out

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

the squid

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

the caterpillar

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

the song in the key of z

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

^more the audible quality

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Aquarium Bubbler

a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

a dramatic lemon curd experience

Lester the Unlikely (crüt), Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

The Corduroy Redecorator

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

the furry reverberator

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^ Richard Gere

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

The Pet Sounds

The Caroline, No

The Schofield Kid

a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

skrillex

thebingo, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

The Double Barrelled Shartgun

a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

ha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

The Rooster

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

stuxnet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 June 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

The Ah! Bisto

Dog shave the Queen / We mean it maaaaaaaaaaaan!!! (snoball), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

google translate italian to albanian

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 3 June 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

barnburner

shaane, Sunday, 3 June 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Applause

poxen, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

the slow clap

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 3 June 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

What is the rooster??????

*tera, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Zipper UP
The Zipper DOWN

*tera, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Smooch Then Ahhhhh

*tera, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

The World Is POLLapsing Around Our Ears

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Rooster

― how's life

Foghorn Leghorn

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

the 'what's that skip?'

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

The "I'm Too Sexy (For This Shart)" by Shite Said Fred

Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

the creeping bagworm

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

django unchained

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 June 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago) link

Django Reinfart

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Thursday, 14 June 2012 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

the Droste effect

starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

the untamed sense of control

starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

the "whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad"

starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

the squibbler

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

Rolling Thunder

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

Sneeze.wav, reversed

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

The God Fart

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

rollin like thundah undah tha covahs

Euler, Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

car wheels on a gravel road

starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 3 August 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

the harmonica

the "where's the drop!?"

starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 3 August 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

comfy sweatpants

how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

the "where's the drop!?"

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, August 3, 2012 5:06 AM (1 week ago)

corollary of 'the skrillex'.

(500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

ah bugger, thebingo already went there.

(500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Born on the Bayou

centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

Keep on Chooglin'

centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

Up Around the Bend

centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

Rude Awakening #2

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

The Grosso McCain

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Swan

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

The Nanny

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

The Singing Bun

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

global warming

Euler, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

earth first

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, 10 September 2012 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

the juggler

with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Monday, 10 September 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO"

the late great, Monday, 10 September 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

CLASSIC POP

OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 08:15 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

dat piff

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

le police

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

mumford and sons

how's life, Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Mayan Calender Rollover

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

rage against the dumper

the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

lord almighty

t_s (how's life), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's time for the percolator

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

earth first

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, September 10, 2012 7:00 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this makes me lol v hard

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Christmas Cheer

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Bowels of Holly

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Brandy Butter

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Christmas Cracker

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Five Gold Rings

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

The Lumpy Gravy

earth of (snoball), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Back to the Middle and Around Again

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

Breezy Mayo

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

The Last Bit Of Spray Cheese In The Can

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Saturday, 5 January 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Labor Day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

the toy trumpet

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

cleanup in aisle 2.

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

the bubble puppy

Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Dr. Thunder

ttyih boi (crüt), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 June 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

The Waterface

copter (waterface), Friday, 21 June 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

The Waterfece

how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Sliding Into First

copter (waterface), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

the boiling kettle

paolo, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

the blather palaver

electricsound, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

the moment of redemption

Z S, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

the hovercraft wreck

how's life, Saturday, 6 July 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ lol

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 6 July 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

the Aztec Two-Step

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

The Suddenly Awkward 69

Z S, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

oh no! : (

how's life, Sunday, 7 July 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

The "I'll Shart You Dead!"

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Sunday, 7 July 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

The Tickler.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Van Der Gas Generator

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

The sunn 0)))

paolo, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 08:20 (eleven years ago) link

The Housequake

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

The Bullet From A Gun

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

Number One With A Bullet

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Cough Drop

Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

funf

how's life, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

bluff

how's life, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

the friendly fire

how's life, Saturday, 19 October 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

the very friendly fire

how's life, Saturday, 19 October 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago) link

the arcade fire

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

the unforgettable fire

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

st. elmo's fire

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

fire and rain

Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

the fire sermon

shaane, Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Stand for the fire demon

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 October 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

The Lentil Soup Explosion

that's you, that is (snoball), Monday, 23 December 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Crying Out For Child Lost in the Smithsonian

how's life, Monday, 23 December 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Starting Pistol

time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

the most important comma of all time (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link

sudden pothole

330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link

xp: irl lol. that's so disgusting!

how's life, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

The he never her.

four months pass...

The Ghost of Dizzy Gillespie

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 14 June 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link

The Hey Man, Nice Shot

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

Mack the Knife

wet one

ledriver, Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link

The Spitfire

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (ten years ago) link

The Dreadnought

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (ten years ago) link

The Peashooter

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (ten years ago) link

The Gatling Gun

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (ten years ago) link

Lebensraum

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (ten years ago) link

Unrestricted Submarine Warfare

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (ten years ago) link

The Envelope Filter

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Dot Dash

Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:13 (ten years ago) link

chaos and creation in the backyard

macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:20 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fart Brut

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link

The Boomhauer

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link

the hipster runoff

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

The Loaded BluRay.

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:13 (ten years ago) link

The National Treasure

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:46 (ten years ago) link

The Factory Whistle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (ten years ago) link

(sharp, narrow, at an angle)

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (ten years ago) link

The Rumble in the Jungle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:49 (ten years ago) link

The Kanedaaaaaaaaaa!

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:12 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

A Case of the Crappercrackers

how's life, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link

The Gone Girl

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 05:24 (ten years ago) link

The Owner of a Lonely Shart

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

The Knock Three Times

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 07:49 (ten years ago) link

The Nerf Ball

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

The Chocolate Curry

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

The HD-DVD Ejecting

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

The Egg McMuffin

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link

The Sassy Blooper

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

The Moment of Truth (one of those farts where you're not sure if it's going to come out gaseous or brown, but you just have to take the risk)

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

The interior life of Noel Gallagher

how's life, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

The Flump

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

The Snowpiercer

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Fart Away and Radiate

how's life, Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

The Babbling Brook

mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

theneedledrop

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

Tender Mercies

A Whizzer, A Poo Star (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

The Feargal Sharkey AKA A Good Fart These Days Is Hard To Find

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwIkZRuoAU

example (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

This was the thread I was dying to post in most during my several odd years away from ILX

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

The Boot-tootin' Boogie

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

you don't wanna know how long I held that one in

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

The Kix Brooks

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

the shiddering crescendo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

shuddering crescendo, dammit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

The Shittering Crescendo

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

The Champagne Poopernova

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

The Gentleman's Agreement

Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

The Shifting Load

The Flood Warning

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Shartnado

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

comforting waft

alarmingly moist

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

shockingly solid

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

Jazz Hands

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

disco inferno

French tickler

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Krakatoa

Relaxin' at camarillo

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

Rumblefish

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

Tape's Last Krapp

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

war of position

home organ, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

Between the four mac Bros here today and a kilo of sprouts we're inventing a new one every minute here. The fire is burning blue in the grate.

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

The Pusher

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

Lock the Gates!

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

The Mushroom Cloud

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Donald Trumpety-Trump

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Disgraced MP

bored at work (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

The Primary School Plasticine AKA The Semi-Spherical Marbled Poop

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 11:46 (eight years ago) link

Cap and Trade

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link

pffffff-TPP

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link

An Officer and a Gentleman

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (eight years ago) link

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

Shredded Wheat

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (eight years ago) link

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (eight years ago) link

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (eight years ago) link

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (eight years ago) link

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (eight years ago) link

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (eight years ago) link

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (eight years ago) link

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (eight years ago) link

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (eight years ago) link

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago) link

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago) link

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago) link

The Aerosolised Faeces

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

The Piano Man

The Baby Grand

The Only The Good Die Young

The Just The Way You Are

The Famous Last Words

The Honesty

The Stranger

The Uptown Girl

The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me

The Movin' Out

The You May Be Right

The Say Goodbye To Hollywood

The Pressure

The Big Shot

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

idgi

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link

They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link

the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (seven years ago) link

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

The No Shit Sherlock

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (seven years ago) link

ooo just in time for xmas

The Christmas Pudding

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link

All About That Bass

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

The Quacking Duck

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link

The Disaster (F)Artist

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago) link

the long tail

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link

The squeaky clean

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link

The Dog Whistle

u kno the 1

winkwink nudge nudge

infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

The Grand Slam

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Tube Train Departing

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

Wind in the Willows

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Duck Duck Go

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

The Oater

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

quiet storm

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

The Genie
The Aladdin
The Princess Jasmine
The Abu

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link

the soft brexit

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (five years ago) link

The Charleston

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (five years ago) link

The Dumbo Reboot

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (five years ago) link

The Belgrade Gambit

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (five years ago) link

The Mexican Indian Wars

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (five years ago) link

To Kill a Mockingbird

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (five years ago) link

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (five years ago) link

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

Piper at the gates of dawn.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

Rumble in the Bronx

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 03:56 (five years ago) link

The End Of The Road

just another country (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link

Puff-Puff-Pass

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

95% Buffering

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

Little Drummer Boy

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

The Color Me Badd

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

The Washboard

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

The Easy Wind

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

Fire Down Below

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

The Wake of the Flood

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

"Moribund the Burgermeister"
"Excuse Me"
"Slowburn"
"Waiting for the Big One"
"Down the Dolce Vita"
"Here Comes the Flood"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

leaving without an agreement

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link

Honkin' Down the Highway

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

The Whistleblower

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:41 (five years ago) link

The Insta Influencer

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

The Springer Dinger

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Nestle Crunch

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

the hot pocket

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

Stamping on an empty juice box

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

the gogurt carton

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

the brapaccino

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

The Revenge of Scampo

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

The Gargantuan

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

The Krupa Special

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

Bag of Soup

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

the strangled duck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link

Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

blood on the tracks

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

Spiral Stairs

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Family Fortunes

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

The Foghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

The Foghorn Leghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

The Underleg Foghorn

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

the pork dumpling

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

The Greta Von Flap

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link

double live gonzo

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (three years ago) link

jimmy page on theremin

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (three years ago) link

the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (three years ago) link

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (three years ago) link

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (three years ago) link

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (three years ago) link

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

Billy Joel's Second Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (three years ago) link

Heart's Mistral Wind

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

Phil's Calling

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

The Donner Party’s Nightmare

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

a poot stamping on a human face forever

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

these poots are made for walking

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

where have all the poot boys gone

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

The Jesus is king

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link

The Transfiguration

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

The failed substantiation

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link

I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called.

“200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Wayward Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

The Roast Beef Sammy

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link

The Dutch Oven

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

the pyrrhic release

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

The Tommyknockers

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (two years ago) link

Toxic Masculinity

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (two years ago) link

The Blunderbuss

calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (two years ago) link

The Rob Bonta

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link

The Bocky Pop

BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

The Bobo Honk

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Wake Up Call

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (two years ago) link

The Garlic Press

Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (two years ago) link

the Brakhage Overload

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (two years ago) link

Fine Wind, Clear Morning

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (two years ago) link

Guernica II

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:38 (two years ago) link

Train Union Trots

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link

Neighbor Waker

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

The Birth of Tragedy

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

(After several)
Denouement

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:57 (two years ago) link

The Falcon Heavy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:59 (two years ago) link

The Boat-tail Riv

Spicy gyro

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (two years ago) link

Depositing A Check At The Bank

Silence = Death

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link

ILX Stack Overflow

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:39 (two years ago) link

xxpost um if there's a 'deposit' that usually means it's no longer a fart

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link

reuben crisis

poopin whistle crisis

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (two years ago) link

reuben crisis was left over from my intensive brain storm, was meant to be deleted.

poopin whistle crisis was what the team came up with

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (two years ago) link

The Solomon Grundy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link

turtle's breath n. The very final warning fart before the turtle pokes its head out to autograph the gusset.

— Viz Profanisaurus (@VizMagnaFarta) November 2, 2009

calzino, Thursday, 26 May 2022 06:49 (two years ago) link

Final boss

calstars, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link

the Praise of Bacchus

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Gated Snare

lol

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

the Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:36 (two years ago) link

conversations with god

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

The San Quentin Special

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link

Liquid Sword

Distributed Computing

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:34 (two years ago) link

The Staircase

calstars, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 02:26 (two years ago) link

The Unsound

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 13:34 (two years ago) link

Elon's Musk

Fragrance launch

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:48 (two years ago) link

mostly clean slow squatch

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

Endgame

calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link

Well if we're going to do like that...

Big movin', hot steppin', long shaker

:)

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:09 (two years ago) link

lol more outro than intro tho, right?

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link

The Blumpkin adjunct

calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link

Voodoo Child (not so slight return)

The Fishscale

Endgame


Originally the “fin de partie”

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 July 2022 23:37 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Kooky lend me your comb

six months pass...

The Everything Must Go

The Banshees of Inisherin

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (one year ago) link

Assy But Classy

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (one year ago) link

contain the swamp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

The Small Faces

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link

The "That blast came from the Deathstar!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:04 (one year ago) link

Fartman is in Trouble

calstars, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:56 (one year ago) link

The Tãr

ouch

calstars, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link

I'm sure not going to be the one who cites that other best picture nominee that's nominated for just 2 Oscars that, in the act of citing in this thread, would get me canceled

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:56 (one year ago) link

the Carrol O'Connor

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:59 (one year ago) link

The spy balloon

nashwan, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

The Union of The Snake

three months pass...

Beaded Air

seven months pass...

The Zone of Interest

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:51 (eleven months ago) link

Who are these mysterious voices from the past?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, January 25, 2024 11:29 PM (six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:31 (eleven months ago) link

the backstage pass

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:37 (eleven months ago) link

also lol ofc

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:38 (eleven months ago) link

Rolling Thunder

calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:13 (eleven months ago) link

The Crossfire Hurricane

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:29 (eleven months ago) link

Back to Basics (just 4 turds in a bowl)

calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:41 (eleven months ago) link

The mountains goats

H.P, Friday, 26 January 2024 01:39 (eleven months ago) link

The Zone of Interest

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:51 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

may i suggest the full citation?

The Zone of Interest (2023), dir. Jonathan Glazer

ꙮ (map), Friday, 26 January 2024 11:40 (eleven months ago) link

The Full Citation

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 26 January 2024 12:18 (eleven months ago) link

The Smattering of Applause

Briania, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:52 (eleven months ago) link

The Faulty Churro Machine

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2024 18:04 (eleven months ago) link

Forced encore

calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 18:52 (eleven months ago) link

Little Boy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:35 (eleven months ago) link

"Don't Come Around Here No More"

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:36 (eleven months ago) link

the string of pearls

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 26 January 2024 20:08 (eleven months ago) link

The Just Ken

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 22:02 (eleven months ago) link

pazuzu

peace, man, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:25 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC8-j8_U7U

calstars, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:27 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Teardrop Explodes

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:20 (ten months ago) link

The Booming Post

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:56 (ten months ago) link

nine months pass...

21-gun salute

calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 18:36 (two weeks ago) link


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