The zipper
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
The silent squeaker
The kickapoo kid
Splut butt
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
The miasma
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
The ricochet
Stepped on a frog
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)
Stepped on a duck
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
piano down the steps
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
the lost puppy
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
family reunion
the cattle grind
― poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
fire in the hole
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
(the butthole)
complaining girlfriend
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
the Firebombing of Dresden
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
hestia's welcome
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
The Gatling
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
The Squeaker
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (sixteen years ago)
The Wilhelm
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
The Potsdamer Blatts
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
The Green Isopropyl
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
The Grinch
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
La Cucaracha
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
Gorgeous George
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
the actually i'm pooping
― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
parting the red sea
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
The Fred Gwynne
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
Scherzo
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
The Girder
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
The Unhappy Birthday
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
The Red Telephone
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
the showdown at the apollo
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
the edo period
The Divorce Catalyst
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
The Indian Burial Ground
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
The Footlong
The Secret of Al Capone's Vault
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
closely related to: The Houdidni
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
the bourne ultimatum
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
The Heathcliff Earnshaw
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
The Freddy Krueger
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
the lifter puller
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
The Prestige
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.
― frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
That's called "The Brown Note"
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Prospector
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
the manifest destiny
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Fantastic Four
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Shadow Knows
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
The Loss of Essence
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
The Day After
The Samuel L. Jackson
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
The Orson Welles as Megatron
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
The Tri-County Recordbreaker
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
The Mississippi Canyon 252
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
The Louisiana 1929
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
The Magnificent Seven
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
The Wild Bunch
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
The Broccoli Cheddar
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Quiet Desperation
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
The Second Coming
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
The Grand Romantic Gesture
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
The Wedgie
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
the barney gumble
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
Oh that's a fun one. :)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
The bird on a wire
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
The wichita lineman
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:53 (sixteen years ago)
The wreck of the edmund fitzgerald
The Mining Disaster
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:59 (sixteen years ago)
The Joan of Arc (requires a lighter)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
The Hertz Donut
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)
The Morning Yoga
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)
The Battle of Midway
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (sixteen years ago)
The Grifter
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
The One Ring
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
The Regrettable Haircut
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Hustle
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
The Popeye Doyle
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (sixteen years ago)
The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:16 (sixteen years ago)
I'm beginning to think you've given a different name to every fart you've ever ripped, Kenan.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)
The Mannish Boy
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
The Man Who Would Be King
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
xp Believe me, if that were the case, I'd be going on this until the Mayan calendar ends.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:19 (sixteen years ago)
The End of the Mayan Calendar
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
The 96kbps Spoken Word Rip
The 320kbps Semi-Spacesaver
THE FLAC
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:21 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)
I'm mentally singing "She's got the FLAC" to the tune of "The Jack" by AC/DC.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
the ellipsis
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)
The Hemingway
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
The Fat Best Friend
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)
The Marimba
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:46 (sixteen years ago)
The Wallpaper
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (sixteen years ago)
The Road Rash
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)
The Angry Protester
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:49 (sixteen years ago)
Le Bon Gumbo
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)
The Treatise
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)
The Rant
The Polemic
The Great Unknown
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
The Damp Firework
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
The Weird Russell
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)
The PowerShot
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
Butt Crack Bingo
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
The Major Stroke
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
The Turgid Bean
The Opposite of Sex
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Acceptance Speech
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (sixteen years ago)
the "all things must pass"
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)
hare krishna, hare hare.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
Bat Out of HellBat Out of Hell II: Back Into HellBat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
The Meatloaf
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
The Bridge to Teribithia
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)
The Alarm Clock
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
the metal machine music
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)
the voiceless fricative
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)
the spinemelter 3000
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)
pubic breeze
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)
Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (sixteen years ago)
The Magic Fingers
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (sixteen years ago)
Try it. You'll feel great.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (sixteen years ago)
Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (sixteen years ago)
I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/lang_twangf.jpg
Trail of Broken Farts was the big hit
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:34 (sixteen years ago)
Ugh. I wish I could take that one back.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
The Gas Leak
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)
Harvey Wallsharter
Screaming Shartgasm
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Daily Telefart
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Fender Shartocaster
Intel Outside
The Rocketman
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (sixteen years ago)
The Sharta John
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (sixteen years ago)
The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)
The Didgeridoodoo
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Trumpet Marine
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)
The Pipe Organ
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)
The Tube Approaching
The Pebbledash
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)
The Beercan
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (sixteen years ago)
The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
The Cadbury's Mini Roll
(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (sixteen years ago)
"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
Oh man I thought temp banning C Grind would put the kibosh on the shit related threads at least for a little while! ;p
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:45 (sixteen years ago)
The Three-legged Race
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
the six foot putter
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Cement Mixer
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
ineluctable modality of the crappable
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
wenger's nose
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
The Wrath of Khan
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)
Thunderball
The Faecal Rumours
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:09 (sixteen years ago)
The Will O' The Wisp
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:10 (sixteen years ago)
the little no no and sniffy
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
MAry, Mungo, and Squidge
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
Rising Damp
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)
the cheese grater
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
fat man and little boy
The Last Squeeze of Toothpaste in the Tube
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
1. Sacco2. Vanzetti
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
1. Bonham2. Buddy
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
The Too Many Men On The Field
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)
The They Think It's All Over It Is Now
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)
The Log Flume
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
The Cafetière
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
The Manual Espresso Pull
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
The Real Ale Tap
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
The Gravy Boat
The Brown Sauce Sachet
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
The Pepper Grinder
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle
The Talking Dolphin
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
# The smooth jazz station [Started by adam. (nordicskilla) in October 2004, last updated 2 minutes ago by I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson) on I Love Everything] 3 new answers
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
The Who's Sorry Now
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
actual lols
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)
Spilt Milk
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)
Soft FocusWest Coast JazzTaps
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
the vibralux
― poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)
the millie jackson
― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
the step-up transformer
― poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)
The Ring Modulator
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)
dat piff
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
da ffftttt kerplunk
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:42 (sixteen years ago)
The SodaStream
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)
The Blown Fuse
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)
The Chilli Cheeseburger (due to it's texture on exit)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)
The "What About A Water Bottle, Waddle?"
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:37 (sixteen years ago)
The Screen Door Slam
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:38 (sixteen years ago)
The Air Rifle
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)
The Velvet Undergrowl of the Movement
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
Jack and Rose Trapped in Steerage
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
Blofeld's Mudbath
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
Reclined Rumpus Reverberation
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
Rickety-Split
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
Relief Rocket
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
Howdy Honk
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
I'm on a roll
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
ghost tweet
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
brown banana
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (sixteen years ago)
^ preferable to the green banana, tho
the long, brown sigh of relief
― gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Saturday, 19 June 2010 06:52 (sixteen years ago)
The "the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor"
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:33 (sixteen years ago)
...otherwise known as The Acid Trip Fart
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:34 (sixteen years ago)
Usually I am startled long before anything reaches the floor.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:28 (sixteen years ago)
Anyone here ever farted while tripping?
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:41 (sixteen years ago)
I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.
― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (sixteen years ago)
The Jackson Pollock
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (sixteen years ago)
The late period Hans Hartung
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.
Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
The Totally Tubular
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (sixteen years ago)
IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
The Big Sky Country
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
this is my least favorite thread of all time
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
classic anal retentive.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)
The Rocket From The Crypt
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (sixteen years ago)
The Steeleye Span
The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (sixteen years ago)
The Wee Dram
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
surm OTM
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)
Best answer yet, imo.
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
What is with you guys? Farting is fun!
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
The I'd Rather Jack Than Fleetw00d Mac
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
The Second Hand News
― kenan, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 04:34 (sixteen years ago)
The Chain
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (sixteen years ago)
(just doesn't fucking stop, you know...)
The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Prong Crown)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:40 (sixteen years ago)
I remember campaigning for the creation of this board.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
This thread is great.. it's just that some people have crappy answers
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)
Wiffle Ball
Interruption Eruption
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
Gusty Goatsee
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
Deflation Sensation
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
The Sneak Squeak
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
Tornado Torpedo
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:02 (sixteen years ago)
Grunty Gavin
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
the scrotum rattler
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
Clyde McSplatter
― Euler, Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
You people making farts into shits ruin this thread
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:26 (sixteen years ago)
snooty toot pews
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 8 August 2010 02:59 (sixteen years ago)
the meaty heat
― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Friday, 7 January 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
the spine trickler
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
the Kenny Loggins
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
the pinewood derby
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this was a trifecta of unadulterated brilliance
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
the bass through guitar amp
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
the E-Z Pass lane
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
the fear of clowns
the initial public offering
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
the empty envelope in the collection plate
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
the doxology
the Veni Creator Spiritus
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
the doowop group
the silent meow
the tone poem
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
the Too $hart
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
Colonel Sanders
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
... what exactly would the physical sensation of Colonel Sanders be
― Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
extra crispy?
― Euler, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kfc-cheesy-bacon-bowl.jpg
???
― Euler, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
Cluck-U
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)
The PowderpuffThe Crappuccino
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Sunday, 26 February 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
the soul flight
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Saturday, 17 March 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
Arequipa Dawn
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Saturday, 17 March 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
Steamline Punk
― monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
And then nothing turned itself inside out
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
the squid
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
the caterpillar
the song in the key of z
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
^more the audible quality
The Aquarium Bubbler
― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
a dramatic lemon curd experience
― Lester the Unlikely (crüt), Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:21 (fourteen years ago)
The Corduroy Redecorator
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
the furry reverberator
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^ Richard Gere
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
The Pet Sounds
The Caroline, No
The Schofield Kid
― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 09:06 (fourteen years ago)
skrillex
― thebingo, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:53 (fourteen years ago)
The Double Barrelled Shartgun
― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
The Rooster
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:50 (fourteen years ago)
stuxnet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 June 2012 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
The Ah! Bisto
― Dog shave the Queen / We mean it maaaaaaaaaaaan!!! (snoball), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:56 (fourteen years ago)
google translate italian to albanian
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 3 June 2012 13:03 (fourteen years ago)
barnburner
― shaane, Sunday, 3 June 2012 13:50 (fourteen years ago)
Applause
― poxen, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
the slow clap
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 3 June 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
What is the rooster??????
― *tera, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
The Zipper UPThe Zipper DOWN
The Smooch Then Ahhhhh
― *tera, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
The World Is POLLapsing Around Our Ears
― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
― how's life
Foghorn Leghorn
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
the 'what's that skip?'
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
The "I'm Too Sexy (For This Shart)" by Shite Said Fred
― Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
the creeping bagworm
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)
django unchained
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 June 2012 08:06 (fourteen years ago)
Django Reinfart
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Thursday, 14 June 2012 08:12 (fourteen years ago)
the Droste effect
― starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
the untamed sense of control
the "whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad"
the squibbler
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
Rolling Thunder
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
Sneeze.wav, reversed
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
The God Fart
rollin like thundah undah tha covahs
― Euler, Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
car wheels on a gravel road
― starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 3 August 2012 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
the harmonica
― if all you have is jan hammer, everything looks like jimmy nail (electricsound), Friday, 3 August 2012 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
the "where's the drop!?"
― starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 3 August 2012 05:06 (fourteen years ago)
comfy sweatpants
― how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)
― starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, August 3, 2012 5:06 AM (1 week ago)
corollary of 'the skrillex'.
― (500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
ah bugger, thebingo already went there.
― (500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
Born on the Bayou
― centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:26 (fourteen years ago)
Keep on Chooglin'
Up Around the Bend
― centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:27 (fourteen years ago)
Rude Awakening #2
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
The Grosso McCain
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
The Swan
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
The Nanny
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
The Singing Bun
global warming
― Euler, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
earth first
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, 10 September 2012 07:00 (fourteen years ago)
the juggler
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Monday, 10 September 2012 07:13 (fourteen years ago)
the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO"
― the late great, Monday, 10 September 2012 07:40 (fourteen years ago)
CLASSIC POP
― OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 08:15 (fourteen years ago)
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
le police
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
mumford and sons
― how's life, Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
The Mayan Calender Rollover
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
rage against the dumper
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
lord almighty
― t_s (how's life), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
It's time for the percolator
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, September 10, 2012 7:00 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this makes me lol v hard
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
The Christmas Cheer
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
The Bowels of Holly
The Brandy Butter
The Christmas Cracker
The Five Gold Rings
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
The Lumpy Gravy
― earth of (snoball), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
Back to the Middle and Around Again
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:08 (thirteen years ago)
Breezy Mayo
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:10 (thirteen years ago)
The Last Bit Of Spray Cheese In The Can
― scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Saturday, 5 January 2013 11:14 (thirteen years ago)
Labor Day
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:08 (thirteen years ago)
the toy trumpet
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
cleanup in aisle 2.
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
the bubble puppy
― Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
Dr. Thunder
― ttyih boi (crüt), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 June 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
The Waterface
― copter (waterface), Friday, 21 June 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
The Waterfece
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
The Sliding Into First
― copter (waterface), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
the boiling kettle
― paolo, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
the blather palaver
― electricsound, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
the moment of redemption
― Z S, Friday, 5 July 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
the hovercraft wreck
― how's life, Saturday, 6 July 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ lol
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 6 July 2013 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
the Aztec Two-Step
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
The Suddenly Awkward 69
― Z S, Sunday, 7 July 2013 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
oh no! : (
― how's life, Sunday, 7 July 2013 11:59 (thirteen years ago)
The "I'll Shart You Dead!"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Sunday, 7 July 2013 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
The Tickler.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
Van Der Gas Generator
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
The sunn 0)))
― paolo, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 08:20 (thirteen years ago)
The Housequake
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 08:53 (thirteen years ago)
The Bullet From A Gun
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 12:22 (thirteen years ago)
Number One With A Bullet
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)
The Cough Drop
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
funf
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
bluff
― how's life, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
the friendly fire
― how's life, Saturday, 19 October 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)
the very friendly fire
― how's life, Saturday, 19 October 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)
the arcade fire
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:37 (twelve years ago)
the unforgettable fire
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)
st. elmo's fire
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:39 (twelve years ago)
fire and rain
― Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)
the fire sermon
― shaane, Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
Stand for the fire demon
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 October 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
The Lentil Soup Explosion
― that's you, that is (snoball), Monday, 23 December 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
Crying Out For Child Lost in the Smithsonian
― how's life, Monday, 23 December 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)
The Starting Pistol
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:40 (twelve years ago)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
― the most important comma of all time (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:12 (twelve years ago)
sudden pothole
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:34 (twelve years ago)
xp: irl lol. that's so disgusting!
― how's life, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:36 (twelve years ago)
The he never her.
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 February 2014 06:22 (twelve years ago)
The Ghost of Dizzy Gillespie
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 14 June 2014 18:03 (twelve years ago)
The Hey Man, Nice Shot
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:03 (twelve years ago)
Mack the Knife
― no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:04 (twelve years ago)
wet one
― ledriver, Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:28 (twelve years ago)
The Spitfire
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (twelve years ago)
The Dreadnought
The Peashooter
The Gatling Gun
Lebensraum
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (twelve years ago)
Unrestricted Submarine Warfare
The Envelope Filter
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)
The Dot Dash
― Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)
chaos and creation in the backyard
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:20 (twelve years ago)
Fart Brut
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)
The Boomhauer
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:19 (twelve years ago)
the hipster runoff
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)
The Loaded BluRay.
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:13 (twelve years ago)
The National Treasure
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:46 (twelve years ago)
The Factory Whistle
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (twelve years ago)
(sharp, narrow, at an angle)
The Rumble in the Jungle
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:49 (twelve years ago)
The Kanedaaaaaaaaaa!
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:12 (twelve years ago)
A Case of the Crappercrackers
― how's life, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)
The Gone Girl
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)
The Owner of a Lonely Shart
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
The Knock Three Times
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)
The Nerf Ball
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
The Chocolate Curry
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)
The HD-DVD Ejecting
The Egg McMuffin
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
The Sassy Blooper
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)
The Moment of Truth (one of those farts where you're not sure if it's going to come out gaseous or brown, but you just have to take the risk)
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:18 (eleven years ago)
The interior life of Noel Gallagher
― how's life, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)
The Flump
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)
The Snowpiercer
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:01 (eleven years ago)
Fart Away and Radiate
― how's life, Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)
The Babbling Brook
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (eleven years ago)
theneedledrop
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:11 (eleven years ago)
Tender Mercies
― A Whizzer, A Poo Star (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:45 (eleven years ago)
The Feargal Sharkey AKA A Good Fart These Days Is Hard To Find
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwIkZRuoAU
― example (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)
This was the thread I was dying to post in most during my several odd years away from ILX
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)
The Boot-tootin' Boogie
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (eleven years ago)
you don't wanna know how long I held that one in
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)
The Kix Brooks
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)
the shiddering crescendo
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)
shuddering crescendo, dammit
The Shittering Crescendo
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)
The Champagne Poopernova
― passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (eleven years ago)
The Gentleman's Agreement
― Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (eleven years ago)
The Shifting Load
The Flood Warning
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)
The Shartnado
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)
comforting waft
alarmingly moist
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)
shockingly solid
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)
Jazz Hands
― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)
disco inferno
French tickler
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)
Krakatoa
Relaxin' at camarillo
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
Rumblefish
― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
Tape's Last Krapp
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)
war of position
― home organ, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)
Between the four mac Bros here today and a kilo of sprouts we're inventing a new one every minute here. The fire is burning blue in the grate.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)
The Pusher
― how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)
Lock the Gates!
― how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)
The Mushroom Cloud
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)
The Donald Trumpety-Trump
― bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:14 (ten years ago)
The Disgraced MP
― bored at work (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)
The Primary School Plasticine AKA The Semi-Spherical Marbled Poop
― bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 11:46 (ten years ago)
Cap and Trade
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)
pffffff-TPP
― bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (ten years ago)
An Officer and a Gentleman
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)
The Fight For Your Right To Farty
― bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)
The Russell Farty Show
The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".
― bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)
The Johnny Briggs
― bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)
The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb
― paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)
The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (ten years ago)
The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (ten years ago)
The Falcon and the Snowman
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (ten years ago)
Breaking The Sound Barrier
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (ten years ago)
Dust In The Wind
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (ten years ago)
Shredded Wheat
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (ten years ago)
Dirty HarryMagnum ForceThe EnforcerSudden ImpactThe Dead Pool
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (ten years ago)
Play Misty For Me
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (ten years ago)
High Plains Drifter
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (ten years ago)
Every Which Way But Loose
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (ten years ago)
Unforgiven
― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (ten years ago)
Bloodwork
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (ten years ago)
The Brexit
― I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (ten years ago)
The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (ten years ago)
Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.
― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (ten years ago)
Lady Shatterley's Lover
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (ten years ago)
Gumball Rally
― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (ten years ago)
Cannonball Run II
― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (ten years ago)
smokey and the bandit
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (ten years ago)
Megaforce
― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (ten years ago)
Crapricorn One
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (ten years ago)
the growling wrinkle
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (ten years ago)
The Harley Davidson
― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (ten years ago)
is it going out or in?
or, saltwater meets freshwater
― map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (ten years ago)
bay of fundy
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (ten years ago)
The Saddlebag Flap
― here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)
lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
shiver me timbers
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
well blow me down
― here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
The Popeye Laugh
The Auto-Wah
― here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)
The Canadian Parliament
― darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)
Stage 4
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
Brewster McCloud
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
The Idling Dragster
― a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)
the sticky toffee pudding
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
Tequila Sunrise
― My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)
the old lunch
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
Both touched and honored.
― My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)
The Touched and Honored
― a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)
The Football Rattle
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)
Slime and the family's stone
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)
blanket fister
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)
The Aerosolised Faeces
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (nine years ago)
The Piano Man
The Baby Grand
The Only The Good Die Young
The Just The Way You Are
The Famous Last Words
The Honesty
The Stranger
The Uptown Girl
The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me
The Movin' Out
The You May Be Right
The Say Goodbye To Hollywood
The Pressure
The Big Shot
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)
idgi
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (nine years ago)
They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (nine years ago)
the chris fartley
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (nine years ago)
The Mandolin Wind
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)
The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
― 2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (nine years ago)
slow jam
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (nine years ago)
brewer's delight
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)
The Butt Shaver
― "I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (nine years ago)
Mmm Bop
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (nine years ago)
The 3 Strikes You're Out
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (nine years ago)
The Dionne Warwick
AKA
The "Why do you have to be a..."(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)"...FARTBREAKER!"
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (nine years ago)
the cannibal holocaust
― he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (nine years ago)
MacArthur Park
― Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (nine years ago)
The No Shit Sherlock
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)
ooo just in time for xmas
The Christmas Pudding
― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)
The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)
All About That Bass
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)
The Quacking Duck
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)
The Disaster (F)Artist
― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)
the long tail
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)
The squeaky clean
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)
The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)
The Dog Whistle
u kno the 1
winkwink nudge nudge
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)
The Grand Slam
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)
The Tube Train Departing
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)
Wind in the Willows
― my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
― my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)
The Duck Duck Go
― mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)
The Oater
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (seven years ago)
quiet storm
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (seven years ago)
The GenieThe AladdinThe Princess JasmineThe Abu
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (seven years ago)
the soft brexit
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)
The Charleston
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (seven years ago)
The Dumbo Reboot
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (seven years ago)
The Belgrade Gambit
― rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (seven years ago)
The Mexican Indian Wars
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (seven years ago)
To Kill a Mockingbird
― rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (seven years ago)
(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (seven years ago)
just about to
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (seven years ago)
the spotify
― maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (seven years ago)
The Buttigieg
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (seven years ago)
mushroom cloud of hiss
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (seven years ago)
HBO GO
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (seven years ago)
Flock of starlings
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (seven years ago)
the after dinner mint
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (seven years ago)
the throbbing hawkwind
― arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (seven years ago)
the flaccid bean-bag
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (seven years ago)
The All The Cheddar.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (seven years ago)
the platonic ideal
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (seven years ago)
the lonely little wrinkled balloon
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (seven years ago)
The Hangin' Tough
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (seven years ago)
The Please Don't Go, Girl
― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (seven years ago)
Piper at the gates of dawn.
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (seven years ago)
Rumble in the Bronx
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 03:56 (seven years ago)
The End Of The Road
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (seven years ago)
Puff-Puff-Pass
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:06 (seven years ago)
95% Buffering
― frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (seven years ago)
Little Drummer Boy
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (seven years ago)
The Color Me Badd
― just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:17 (seven years ago)
Creedence Clearwater Revival
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:30 (seven years ago)
The Washboard
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:04 (seven years ago)
The Easy Wind
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)
Fire Down Below
― Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:39 (seven years ago)
The Wake of the Flood
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:40 (seven years ago)
"Moribund the Burgermeister""Excuse Me""Slowburn""Waiting for the Big One""Down the Dolce Vita""Here Comes the Flood"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:30 (seven years ago)
leaving without an agreement
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:19 (seven years ago)
Honkin' Down the Highway
― Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 00:49 (six years ago)
The Whistleblower
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:41 (six years ago)
The Insta Influencer
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:20 (six years ago)
The Springer Dinger
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (six years ago)
The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (six years ago)
The Brown Derby (A warm doughnut topped with ice cream, chocolate sauce & mini fudge pieces)
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 09:33 (six years ago)
Nestle Crunch
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (six years ago)
the hot pocket
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (six years ago)
Stamping on an empty juice box
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (six years ago)
the gogurt carton
― pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (six years ago)
the brapaccino
The Revenge of Scampo
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
The Gargantuan
― pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (six years ago)
The Krupa Special
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (six years ago)
Bag of Soup
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (six years ago)
the strangled duck
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (six years ago)
Fruity Pebbles
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (six years ago)
The P-p-please, Eddie
― peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (six years ago)
Gimme Shelter
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (six years ago)
Serrated Air
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (five years ago)
The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted
blood on the tracks
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (five years ago)
Spiral Stairs
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (five years ago)
The Family Fortunes
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)
The Foghorn
The Foghorn Leghorn
The Underleg Foghorn
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (five years ago)
the pork dumpling
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (five years ago)
The Greta Von Flap
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (five years ago)
double live gonzo
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (five years ago)
jimmy page on theremin
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (five years ago)
the roar of the masses
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (five years ago)
four wheel drift
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (five years ago)
The Battle At Garden's Gate
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (five years ago)
mashing a ripe avocado by hand
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (five years ago)
The RSD Drop
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (five years ago)
Turning on the air hockey table
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (five years ago)
off-brand video game console cheat code
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (five years ago)
saag aloo
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (five years ago)
Billy Joel's Second Wind
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (five years ago)
Heart's Mistral Wind
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (five years ago)
Phil's Calling
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (five years ago)
The Donner Party’s Nightmare
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (five years ago)
a poot stamping on a human face forever
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (five years ago)
these poots are made for walking
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (five years ago)
where have all the poot boys gone
The Jesus is king
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (five years ago)
The Transfiguration
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (five years ago)
The failed substantiation
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (five years ago)
I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called. “200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (five years ago)
The Wayward Wind
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (four years ago)
The Roast Beef Sammy
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (four years ago)
The Dutch Oven
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:58 (four years ago)
the pyrrhic release
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:00 (four years ago)
The Tommyknockers
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (four years ago)
Toxic Masculinity
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (four years ago)
The Blunderbuss
― calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (four years ago)
The Rob Bonta
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (four years ago)
The Bocky Pop
― BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (four years ago)
Everything Everywhere All At Once
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (four years ago)
The Bobo Honk
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (four years ago)
The Wake Up Call
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (four years ago)
The Garlic Press
― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (four years ago)
the Brakhage Overload
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (four years ago)
Fine Wind, Clear Morning
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (four years ago)
Guernica II
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:38 (four years ago)
Train Union Trots
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:53 (four years ago)
Neighbor Waker
― calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:00 (four years ago)
The Birth of Tragedy
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:25 (four years ago)
(After several)Denouement
― calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:57 (four years ago)
The Falcon Heavy
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:59 (four years ago)
The Boat-tail Riv
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:00 (four years ago)
Spicy gyro
― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (four years ago)
Depositing A Check At The Bank
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:36 (four years ago)
Silence = Death
― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:39 (four years ago)
ILX Stack Overflow
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:39 (four years ago)
xxpost um if there's a 'deposit' that usually means it's no longer a fart
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:40 (four years ago)
reuben crisis
poopin whistle crisis
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (four years ago)
reuben crisis was left over from my intensive brain storm, was meant to be deleted.
poopin whistle crisis was what the team came up with
The Solomon Grundy
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:52 (four years ago)
turtle's breath n. The very final warning fart before the turtle pokes its head out to autograph the gusset.— Viz Profanisaurus (@VizMagnaFarta) November 2, 2009
― calzino, Thursday, 26 May 2022 06:49 (four years ago)
Final boss
― calstars, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:47 (four years ago)
the Praise of Bacchus
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:49 (four years ago)
The Gated Snare
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 June 2022 20:16 (four years ago)
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:28 (four years ago)
the Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:36 (four years ago)
conversations with god
― bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 17:14 (four years ago)
The San Quentin Special
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:10 (four years ago)
Liquid Sword
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:21 (four years ago)
Distributed Computing
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:34 (four years ago)
The Staircase
― calstars, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 02:26 (four years ago)
The Unsound
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 13:34 (four years ago)
Elon's Musk
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:35 (four years ago)
Fragrance launch
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:48 (four years ago)
mostly clean slow squatch
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:50 (four years ago)
Endgame
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 20:11 (four years ago)
Well if we're going to do like that...
Big movin', hot steppin', long shaker
:)
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:09 (four years ago)
lol more outro than intro tho, right?
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:12 (four years ago)
The Blumpkin adjunct
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:20 (four years ago)
Voodoo Child (not so slight return)
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:28 (four years ago)
The Fishscale
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 July 2022 22:11 (four years ago)
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 July 2022 23:37 (four years ago)
The Kooky lend me your comb
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 August 2022 03:51 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsx60Y0WF0
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:41 (four years ago)
The Everything Must Go
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:19 (three years ago)
The Banshees of Inisherin
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (three years ago)
Assy But Classy
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (three years ago)
contain the swamp
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:00 (three years ago)
The Small Faces
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:04 (three years ago)
The "That blast came from the Deathstar!"
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:04 (three years ago)
Fartman is in Trouble
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:56 (three years ago)
The Tãr
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 February 2023 23:13 (three years ago)
ouch
― calstars, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:53 (three years ago)
I'm sure not going to be the one who cites that other best picture nominee that's nominated for just 2 Oscars that, in the act of citing in this thread, would get me canceled
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:56 (three years ago)
the Carrol O'Connor
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:59 (three years ago)
The spy balloon
― nashwan, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 23:01 (three years ago)
The Union of The Snake
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 February 2023 03:54 (three years ago)
Beaded Air
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 00:39 (three years ago)
The Zone of Interest
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:51 (two years ago)
Who are these mysterious voices from the past?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, January 25, 2024 11:29 PM (six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:31 (two years ago)
the backstage pass
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:37 (two years ago)
also lol ofc
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:38 (two years ago)
― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:13 (two years ago)
The Crossfire Hurricane
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:29 (two years ago)
Back to Basics (just 4 turds in a bowl)
― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:41 (two years ago)
The mountains goats
― H.P, Friday, 26 January 2024 01:39 (two years ago)
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:51 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
may i suggest the full citation?
The Zone of Interest (2023), dir. Jonathan Glazer
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 26 January 2024 11:40 (two years ago)
The Full Citation
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 26 January 2024 12:18 (two years ago)
The Smattering of Applause
― Briania, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:52 (two years ago)
The Faulty Churro Machine
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2024 18:04 (two years ago)
Forced encore
― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 18:52 (two years ago)
Little Boy
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:35 (two years ago)
"Don't Come Around Here No More"
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:36 (two years ago)
the string of pearls
― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 26 January 2024 20:08 (two years ago)
The Just Ken
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 22:02 (two years ago)
pazuzu
― peace, man, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:25 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC8-j8_U7U
― calstars, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:27 (two years ago)
The Teardrop Explodes
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:20 (two years ago)
The Booming Post
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:56 (two years ago)
The Completely Smooth Mars Bar
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2024 17:56 (one year ago)
21-gun salute
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 18:36 (one year ago)
"coasting on, like, Korn vapors"
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 May 2025 19:41 (one year ago)
Early Morning Rain
Bitter Green
Sundown
Black Day In July
That’s What You Get For Loving Me
― cat, I farted (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 18 May 2025 20:58 (one year ago)
trodden duck
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 May 2025 23:03 (one year ago)
Time, Love, and Tenderness
― calstars, Monday, 19 May 2025 02:06 (one year ago)
Hufflepuff
― Evan, Monday, 19 May 2025 02:40 (one year ago)
best fart content i've seen in a good long while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2ynDrvJMs
― budo jeru, Friday, 26 September 2025 22:51 (one year ago)
sushi:japan::broke my back:spinal
― brimstead, Saturday, 27 September 2025 00:06 (eleven months ago)
The Sulphur Spring
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2026 01:28 (five months ago)
the lockdown drill
― humancalculator8, Sunday, 3 May 2026 15:52 (four months ago)
the air b and b
― Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 3 May 2026 16:40 (four months ago)
🌟
― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 3 May 2026 16:48 (four months ago)