Favorite Potential One Item or Accoutrement for a Sex Partner of Yours to Wear During The Sex Act

i would say "drawers" because i guess my vote would be "jockstrap" and i guess those are both underwear

but then i would have to vote "drawers" which is the least erotic term for any underpants ever

so i vote socks

voted socks

Damn, I forgot "Rolex."

VAGINA

does a foam dome count as a hat?

a condom

do you want to wear the overcoat?

t-shirt - dress shirt a good substitute - but then is "sex act" as strictly limited term here?

I cannot understand how people can tolerate feeling their own nekkid feet rubbing up against socks while they're goin at it tho

"Wife-Beater"

Before I clicked on this thread, I hoped against hope that this would be a choice. There's nothing I love more than a girl in clingy tank top.

Previously I didn't much care about garters, but a couple of years ago I dated a girl who liked to wear them, and I have to admit they were pretty hot. So I voted for those. Would've voted for long striped socks if they'd been on the list though, as they are my favourite sexy clothes item. Regular socks during sex are more negative than positive.

Garters are one of the few lingerie items that I'm into wearing and own quite a few. On dudes none of these are very appealing but maybe tshirt means it was so hot that you couldn't bothered getting totally undressed so that.

"Doc Martens" as a catch-all for "boots" I guess. Massively massively hot.

Similar to ENBB, I really like it when the shirt's off but the skirt's just lifted because fuck waiting that extra second.

Gold chain or gold cross just get in the way, unless the chain is long enough. Cami is a shame if someone's keeping it on cos they don't feel comfortable about their body. Socks are always a total dud. So, pretty much anything else, especially if it's still on because you were both in too much of a hurry to stop and take that last thing off.

or, yeah, x-post. Tuomas is otm re sock exceptions too.

oh good lord some of these are very hot indeed

torn between Drawers and Coat tho

do you want to wear the overcoat?

To surprise... you in... the flesh

Voted glasses. Not even a close contest.

wife beater

Oh man, I am so gonna have "You Can Leave Your Hat On" stuck in my head every time I see this thread. (NOt that I voted hats.)

I remember reading about some couple, and the wife used to be a figure skater, and the husband asked her to have sex in her skates. The blades of the skates fucked the bed up hardcore, and neither party enjoyed it.

ALso, I never think of a person in no clothing, but wearing glasses, as "not naked." Or, conversely, I never thought of glasses as clothing or accessories.

my gf either insists that her glasses go off or the light does fwiw. she has image issues with my body

One of these has to go, Jesca.

but then is "sex act" as strictly limited term here?

Only limited by imagination!

Hat (please specify)

http://www.popgadget.net/images/pac-man-hat.jpg

Imagine someone giving you oral sex while they were wearing one of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTjbrOx3FA&NR=1

New entry, write in

black spiderman outfit for D@n

xp "You Can Leave Your Hat Pac On"

Oh man, what happens if you have sex with a symbiote costume on?

i'd vote for mittens if i could

Boxing gloves comes under Gloves, right?

What about flippers? Fake mermaid tail?

Does a furry costume count as "one item"?

no gloves, no loves is what i say

http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/96514/Tater_Mitts.jpg

How about those copper bracelets old people wear? (still sold in Boots BTW)

If it can't peel potatoes I can't even feel it.

xxp that would be a rough handjob, particularly if your lady was a female bodybuilder.

xp "peel my spuds"

Someone I know who shall forever and ever remain nameless once fucked his girlfriend wile she was wearing this:

http://9teen87.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/movies-star-wars-book-card-15.jpg

And was he wearing a Leia metal bikini?

That wasn't part of the story. But she was pissed at him when she realized that he'd told all the boys that he'd done this.

okay that is fucking horrifying

Nothing worse than the old "make you wear a pigmask & tell" routine.

"make you wear a pigmask Gamorrean & tell"

Maybe he was gay for Gamorreans?

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I don't think he coerced her into wearing it. She put it on while naked, as a joke, and the situation escalated.

dear god

That scenario is a lot better than what I initially imagined, which is her doing this as some long-begged-for birthday gift.

Yeah, I guess but you'd hope that donning that mask would sorta kill the mood and not enhance it. You know?

I am pretty sure no one wants to fuck the Saarlac

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

xp I think Freud would say otherwise.

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

Jeezy creezy. A bit angular, no?

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Fuck

Hat:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/topsyturvydesign/victorian-top-hat---the-div.jpg

"You do know how to post, don't you, Milady?"

Darth Vader is a goldmine for fetishists: there's the standard rubber/leather S&M thing, plus amputee fetish, and the heavy breathing phone calls would be amazing. Hey there are probably even people who fantasise about dressing C-3PO in a French Maid's outfit and getting him to do the dusting.

I mean, why should George Lucas be the only one to fuck Star Wars?

ho HO!

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't in Star Wars. Different 'star'-based sci-fi, but as a dirty old man, I always thought it might be nice to clean up afterwards w/tribbles.

Or use Tribbles as a substitute for hamsters?

For the Trekkies can we add pointy ears, yellow contact lenses, and rubber forehead ridges?

I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

The next time someone gets hopping mad, you can say "Hey why are you jumping around like a Klingon with a Tribble up his ass?"

And next time someone suggests "tribbing" it'll be necessary to confirm what they mean.

And does the hanky code extend to Starfleet shirt colours?

rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

Surely this is some furry wet dream

Instead of the standard pr0n music, it'd be Spock on his Vulcan harp. Probably a real mood killer. And also instead of going "chika-chika", Starfleet communicators would have to be reprogrammed to go "bow-wow-chika-wow-chika-chika-bow-wow".

I think so, or at least people with a red shirt keep getting fucked.

(xx-post)

Don't you mean xxx-post?

"Space sigmoid colon, the final frontier..."

real answer is high heels

reading through the responses posted itt i feel like mb sum posters arent being entirely sincere

The only 'accoutrement' I really require is a smile.

I know I'm old fashioned
But I don't mind it
That's how I want to be
As long as you agree
To stay old fashioned with me

I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

I do believe you are confusing tribbles with mogwai.

I don't think that using a Scottish post-rock band to wipe up bodily fluid spills is a good idea.

I know it's alphabetical, but "Bandana" makes me think of the old story about Willie Nelson, which is extraordinarily ew.

The only 'accoutrement' I really require is a smile.

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White)

but if it develops into the wrong kind of laugh at any stage, murder to be done

so do stockings fall in w/ garterrs or w/ socks

I put on my robe and wizard hat btw

I also like what the word 'potential' is doing for the thread topic - like, they don't even need to put on the hat or the necktie or the Gamorrean rubber skin mask, it just needs to be on the nightstand next to the bed, and they can choose to put it on, or not

You can leave your hat on.

http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/images/items/250x349/49341.jpg

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

http://bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2008/09/PamAndersonLondonGirls2/post_image/post_image-80918L3_ANDERSON_P_B_GR_05.jpg

I mean, just for your consideration.

But Pam having to let go of the handbag kind of ruins the fantasy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J3jDgZGShsg/SOj8IcLhGrI/AAAAAAAAAUE/dQMLuLwQUzE/s400/crooked-fingers-cover-screen.jpg

glad a second chin wasn't a choice or i'd be wanting to fuck that photographer guy!

Wizard hat would actually be totally AWESOME tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLwsd3i6v0

An ex-flatmate of mine used to play this concept album full of folk songs based on the Discworld books, that one stuck to my head.

Did they play the album during sex? I knew someone who would play "Prince - The Hits" (the one with the Parental Advisory sticker) during sex.

I mean, not when the person was having sex with me, I mean when they were having sex with someone else.

er not that I was in the room at the time

I am probably not alone in thinking it is much more reasonable to play a Prince album while having sex than it is to play an album of Discworld-themed folk songs during sex.

and I wasn't listening with my ear pressed against the wall either

like for real, if I am attempting to bone and someone starts burbling about Granny Weatherwax over a lute, I'm going on a killing spree

I knew that Prince was struggling for musical direction at the moment, but is that what he's doing now?

tbf it would be better than what he's actually doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VazTnZR5CEg&feature=related

also would trigger a killing spree, only accompanied by weeping at the tragedy of wasted talent

That just sounds like a slowed down version of the theme music from Blasteroids.

All our grandparents were conceived to Sousa marches.

Weirdly enough, even though I'm a bif Prince fan, I don't think I've ever used him as sex music. Must correct this when I get the chance. I'd probably play the second disc of Emancipation and not The Hits though.

thank u for that beautiful image

^^^ possible title for next Prince album

lolllll

Surprised that no-one's mentioned "strap on" as a missing option.

Weirdly enough, even though I'm a bif Prince fan, I don't think I've ever used him as sex music. Must correct this when I get the chance.

Nah, skip it. Sex does not really require music at all.

And Prince is so obviously having sex with himself, anyway, you'd just end up feeling like a third wheel.

Prince: "Do me baby!"
snoball: "er... it's a flattering offer but actually I'm straight"
Prince: "I wasn't talking to you!"

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Dress Shirt 1
Bra 1
Gold Chain 1
Sunglasses 1

= one hot lady

No one's ever asked me to leave me glasses on during. Never thought about it, but that is a bit suprising.

If a guy ever took his glasses off before naked times, I assumed he thought I was ugly.

eh he could be farsighted, in fairness

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 7:32 PM (1 week ago)

i'm fine with the guy leaving his glasses on or taking them off; not being a glasses-wearer, i just assume that the decision is based on comfort or potential damage to said item while in the throes of passion. though personally, i find it pretty hot when a guy that regularly wears glasses takes them off, it's this small, yet intimate gesture.

If a guy ever took his glasses off before naked times, I assumed he thought I was ugly.

I can't stand wearing my glasses & I take them off at the earliest opportunity - I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet. so don't assume that!

'within a couple of feet'

^ subtle brag

you only have one foot, darraghmac?

well let's not quibble over a few inches......

I can't stand wearing my glasses & I take them off at the earliest opportunity - I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet. so don't assume that!

― get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 11 June 2010 01:09 (20 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^this

Same but I have been asked to leave them on and was happy to do so. I guess for some ppl this whole glasses bit is a real, you know, thing.

I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet.

Ah, see... I can't. My level of astigmatism is such that I can't see anything close up OR far away without glasses. I just can't really see, period. And I like to watch. :)

I just can't really see, period.

Until you look in the mirror and see all the blood on your face LOLOL

Whoa, didn't expect glasses to win. I have no problem with my glasses, but I always take them off when having a shag, I feel they'll just get in the way if there's some heavy kissing and stuff like that involved. My eyesight isn't particularly bad though; if I'm within the sexing range, I can see the other person just fine. I guess if my sight was worse and I couldn't really see anything without the glasses, I might keep them on for the added visual pleasure.

My wife has asked me to leave mine on. Also, you guys know that -as ENBB said- this is totally a thing for some guys and there are probably.dozens of pron sites dedicated to the idea of skeeting on glasses? I guess it's sort of a modern day extension of the naughty.librarian fetishes of yore.

Anyway, I get a modern day extension when my wife wears her boots (it turns out they were docs - very big fuckoff docs ), so it's good to.see I'm not alone out.there.

Admittedly at the time of me assuming this I was 19 & pretty convinced no one found me attractive, period, so I was into looking for confirmation. And now I don't really care if my husband want to take of his glasses as I am confident he does find me attractive, even though he is one bad-visioned dude.

Also I have always had a thing for glasses...I remember in preschool having a little girl crush on a boy named Eli basically only because he had glasses. Sad when they are taken off! OTOH I wear mine only when absolutely necessary, but I got glasses when I was 22 & I think I'm still not used to them.

Glasses aren't really optimal for snogging...

MW OTM. You can't really make out for too long without them getting knocked off.

"Hat (please specify)" was robbed

jimmy hat

trucker hat

dunce cap

dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person

!

um

OK, officially creeped out over here...

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues

glasses during BJ = awesome

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.

xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward

unless...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2106745/2/istockphoto_2106745-comedy-disguise.jpg

oh shit haha

I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys

also dyao you hero

:)>>>>>>