the pierced clit

have you ever come across one?
how do they work?
any special considerations before heading down?

"well, I'd better remove this magnetic tongue enhancer!"

I would ask the lady attached to said clit what her preference is, eh?

Nobody actually gets their clit pierced. Well, maybe somebody does, but it's gotta be damn rare. It's the hood that gets pierced.

just operating on memory here but IIRC most people have an easier time going ahead & guessing what somebody's gonna like than they do asking them to openly describe what they like

dude there is a ton of money to be made selling sexing advice to hapless ppl based off of the locations of body piercings, don't hate

oh wait I misread, never mind

Man, I know it's more comfortable to go in blind, but all ppl are so different, though! I know it's uncomfortable being like "do you prefer this? or this? to what extent?" and ppl may not be comfortable answering (the common and completely useless reply of "just try different things and see what turns me on"). But you wouldn't just drop your stuff off at the cleaners & expect them to know what to do, right? They ask questions. If you didn't, and shit turned out all wrong, you'd be mad!* Being a good lover means sometimes going outside your comfort zone, which is scary & makes you feel vulnerable! But it's better than doing something your lover might actually really hate bcz you assumed a stranger on a msg board knew better than your lover what your lover enjoys.

*(NB: I stole this metaphor from someone else & I've never actually *been* to the cleaners so maybe this happens all the time.)

Like, I would assume someone getting their clit pierced has a relatively not-sensitive clit, and maybe you can go to town on the damn thing & they won't care bcz a needle went through it already with great success. And, I might probably be totally wrong, and maybe even hurt the person, and then have to sit their apologizing for killing the mood and making and ass-u-me that I couldn't kiss better. Which sounds a lot less fun than just saying, "So, do you come with a FAQ?" but worded more elegantly.

honestly if a lady's got a pierce clit then that is exactly the kind of lady i would feel zero awkwardness about asking "so ok how is this all gonna work, here?"

her clit is pierced

New metaphor: "I'm taking you to the cleaners, baby!"

I would assume someone getting their clit pierced has a relatively not-sensitive clit

But see above. You don't pierce the actual clit itself.

idk, Google Images Search would suggest otherwise. It takes all kinds, you know.

You must mean this: http://www.eluid.org/news/clit.jpg

That's really rare, and seriously hardcore. Usually it's more like this: http://bodypiercingpictures.painfulpleasures.com/data/516/medium/The_Huntress_-_Pierced_Clit_Hood.JPG

NSFW link that describes the various options, with photographs.
http://piercingbible.com/female-genital-piercings

There's also the vertical hood piercing: http://www.ronharrismodels.com/FLV/06-08/jaylnn/01.jpg

FWIW, a dear friend of mine, a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, pierced her clitoral hood as a way of reclaiming the part of her body that she felt had been taken away from her. she reported increased sensitivity. I think I would probably be weirded out by actually dealing with pierced genitals, just 'cause, you know, pierced genitals, but some sense of claiming ownership, that's real for at least one person I know, whose sense of self was enriched by the whole deal.

in re: the cleaners etc., I think people once they're getting to 1st base & onward think "I could probably say the wrong thing and fuck up my chances, so let me just shut up" - and, like, being rejected mid-act feels like it'd be something personally really painful, right - "I showed too much of myself and got rejected," the closer to intimacy you get the realer that fear gets right

xxp Do we have to say that kinks are NSFW on the TMI board? I figured it was a given.

UM... LINKS, I meant to say.

lol

so next time I take my suits in to Dependable Cleaners, all I'll be thinking is that everyone there has pierced clits (men too)

thanks

I think underrated aerosmith is OTM re: fear of saying too much. This is also why the first time with anyone is usually kinda lousy.

OTOH, "lick the area on and around the clitoris repeatedly" seems like a very solid guideline.

"If you could just get the stain out of this coat, that'd be great. Oh yeah and also I'd like the Princess Diana."

Only got to second base the one time I could've found out.

do britishes go to like, wickets instead of bases?

e.g. the sticky wicket

You know you've licked it when it's a sticky wicket.

do britishes go to like, wickets instead of bases?

ages iirc i.e. the age of bloomers, the age of naughties, etc

i dont think i ever want to do this

Well there are only two wickets, so either we get there much faster or we don't get there at all.

That's the fear of every male who's never gotten this far before, for certain. "OMG she could change her mind at any second!"

Haha, this thread is an eye opener! Every time I was on a bed with another guy I was like, "Looks like we're having sex!" (in my mind, I thought this.)

I mean, back before I was married.

Now it's just "Looks like we're having a platonic slumber party!"

(Not with husband but with bevy of male friends.)

hahaha

as a dude who has in the past been w/several women w/clitoral hood piercings (not at the same time or anything so keep yer braggin 2010 accusations to yerself thx)

a: general statements seem to indicate that increased sensitivity is kinda the deal
b: uh its a clit treat it like one would normally and you'll be fine
c: dont get weird on it. if you have an earring (or whatever piercing of choice) go ahead and yank and pull on it like a crazy person and see if its irritating. oh it is? well duh then

i dont really care but this looks totes tacky imo

helooo i have bedazzled my vagina

iirc that is actually a thing now

a thing that is waaaaaaaaaay scarier than the (comparitively) boring 'ol pierced clit.

Every time I was on a bed with another guy I was like, "Looks like we're having sex!" (in my mind, I thought this.)

Could be another thread. "At what point do you assume it's on?'

gis just gives me pictures of jennifer love hewitt?

yeah that was actually kind of an enlightening post, how much have i squandered in this life

gis just gives me pictures of jennifer love hewitt?

― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:47 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark

hooray!

http://www.vajazzleville.com/vajazzling_pictures

http://www.vajazzleville.com/files/99134856.jpg

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

uh its a clit treat

yeah see i am a pretty openminded dude re piercings and excessive tattoos and stuff but that is fucking deal breaker across the board srsly

It makes your vulva look like a 14-year-old girl's backpack, what's not to like? Oh, right.

I'm going to splatter-paint my cock in hot pink to make it look like a Trapper Keeper.

ha are you guys kidding, i would be thrilled ~thrilled!~ to discover a vajazzling before me. but only because i sorta assume that if i was actually getting with a lady i would assume quite naturally that she was not the vjazz sort, and so its appearance would literally be a dazzling surprise, like opening up Marsellus Wallace's briefcase

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/04/435695_2.jpg

"oh u have got to be kidding, she's a vajazzler, we are really in for it"

"We happy?" "Oh yeah, we happy."

~exactly~

gbx, you have such a great attitude about life! It's really something to emulate.

I still feel that way every time I get my girlfriend's underwear off. No rhinestones required.

And it's not all that awfully rare, either. But man... girl parts. Wow.

gbx, you have such a great attitude about life! It's really something to emulate.

― Warum habt Ihr mich totgefüttert? (Abbott), Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

:-/

I meant in general, about lots of things. Sorry that this prompted it.

i can't tell if kenan's taking the piss but srsly if i unexpectedly encountered that i would actually have to say aloud "really?", all O_O because that is not a normal thing! someone has bedazzled their vulva! on purpose

xp ok!

i can't tell if kenan's taking the piss

I wasn't, but I didn't know that you were.

f i unexpectedly encountered that i would actually have to say aloud "really?", all O_O

I would be severely conflicted for a moment whether to go ahead with plan A.

I wasn't!

but I ~would~ assume plan A was still on and venture into
http://www.sci-fimovieposters.co.uk/images/posters-st/S-0090_Star_Trek_VI_The_Undiscovered_Country_one_sheet_movie_poster_l.jpg

(holy lol at that poster btw, in context)

like why the fuck is the enterprise an alien head and not a spaceship

Vajazzling isn't permanent, though, right? So after a while the "jewels" just fall off. Now imagine encountering a vulva that had been vejazzled a week or two prior, and half of the decoration was gone, and little plastic beads kept falling off all over the place.

if a girl I liked had a pierced clit I'd concentrate on cuddling maybe

Piercing, I can totally handle.

just kidding I'd be all in like it was my last night in Vegas - but I'd be sure not to snag anything

What did you snag on your last night in Vegas?

irl lols at comparing finding a vajazzled vulva to opening M. Wallace's briefcase

One of my best friends is a body piercer who has pierced me a couple times. Once time I visited the shop and told him I wanted my hood pierced. Apparently they're a really fun piercing to do. He got so excited and I almost felt bad telling him I was kidding and just wanted my tragus done.

If someone got multiple pubic dermal anchor piercings that would sort of be like permanent vajazzling.

http://community.tribalectic.com/files/images/Dermal_anchor_stealer1.preview.jpg

"a really fun piercing"

dont even know what i'm looking at, tbh, and i'm an anatomist

Yep. That was pretty much my response to.

oops - xpost

hurrah for the pierced clit

You are looking at a dermal anchor piercing on the mons pubis. I think.

http://www.kwick.de/PiercingBB/photos/album/9259531/#/PiercingBB/photos/photo/9259531/71420951/?loop=album

dont even know what i'm looking at, tbh, and i'm an anatomist

Something unusually concave.

And harshly lit from a weird angle, prolly.

pierced clit means acute awareness of one's erotic mienne - delightful

These are sort of interesting. It's not a hood piercing but rather goes through the skin right about the hood.

http://hadberg-piercinger.dk/isabella-piercing.php

I like "one's erotic mienne". Nice construction.

Vajazzling isn't permanent, though, right? So after a while the "jewels" just fall off. Now imagine encountering a vulva that had been vejazzled a week or two prior, and half of the decoration was gone, and little plastic beads kept falling off all over the place.

― kenan, Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:21 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

so say you're the owner of a vajazzled area. if the decorations fell, would you a) leave it be and look like an old bowling alley b) raze the lot or c) fix things up

i would assume that someone that is willing to ~affix rhinestones to their denuded vulva~ is also the same kind of person that would choose either b) or c), and not a). that is, it basically reads as "this is an area i pay attention to"---doubt you're gonna run into "...oh shit....i think....god...oh godDAMMIT the dazzling came off! i'm sorry just....can you just sit for a second? (shit)"

altho that would be kinda funny, too, now that i think about it. she vajazzled....and forgot!

you, 3van, are a scholar and a keystone of this messageboard

I would assume that you are right about these vajazzled ladies. If you go through the trouble of having that done you're going to make damn sure it's perfect.

"vajazzle" is such an obscene-sounding verb, you know? It sounds way filthier than it is.

xp Hey, I forget to shave sometimes. My face, even.

Man the idea of some lady with a half vajazzled vulva, the stones all falling off, and some stubble coming in may just be the trashiest image ever.

it's like the shopping malls they built in the 1970s with an eye on the future - now they're abandoned, and weeds grow up through the cracks in the concrete

xp SRSly. Like, "How long of a bender have you been on?"

i could see haphazard vajazzle maintenance becoming a hipster aesthetic

i forget to shave my face basically every day

i do NOT forget to not-ever-vajazzle my pubic zone. it is in this way i remain consistent in my behaviors.

anyway, yeah---still maintain that encountering vjazz would be like walking into a diner i already like and suddenly having the lights drop and a disco ball descend and an old waitress turn around w/sunglasses on the end of her nose askin "well do you like what you see???"

i don't even know if i like it lady but just what the heck is going on

I weep for the future present

not content with owning ILX he has turned into the David Lynch of posting

dear god E you are killing me here

Blank as a fart, so I added multicolored beads

Man the idea of some lady with a half vajazzled vulva, the stones all falling off, and some stubble coming in may just be the trashiest image ever.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^THIS

i want to believe that somewhere, some daring college student is wrapping up a thesis proposal on "The Tattered Alley: The sociocultural echoes of the half-vajazzled vulva in rust-belt americana"

*goes to hell*

i don't even know if i like it lady but just what the heck is going on

ahahahaha

this post is immortal

Agreed.

the vjazz pic upthread reminds me of Lite Brite

E, perhaps you should keep a black condom handy so you can counter her surreality with the "Imperial March" move.

(I think I put the commas in the wrong place in that sentence and it's really bothering me. Maybe it didn't need any at all. I don't know. I am bad at punctuation.)

X-post - I thought you meant me E for a 2nd there. CONFUSING.

Me too. "How can Er1ca use a condom after such a fashion?"

E, perhaps you should keep a black condom handy so you can counter her surreality with the "Imperial March" move.

― kenan, Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

that is still among the funniest things i have encountered here

xp I only called gbx that because ENBB did. I guess I'm a follower. :/

2nd??? 2nd??? What the hell is wrong with me tonight. Woah. Too much cough syrup.

Stop all that tussin'

I'm going to splatter-paint my cock in hot pink to make it look like a Trapper Keeper.

So if you hold a dinner party...and we bring over a jar of hot pink paint as a hostess gift....

Knowing smiles all around.

Surely the vag is the trapper keeper, rite?

If I were going to bed with Liza Minelli, I would expect a little vajazzle.

Don't dab your eye, mine herr, or wonder why, mine herr

Das is not der einer boobie!