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On this thread it was suggested that there's "no sexy way of performing 69." this sounds like a job for...ILTMI

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nom nom nom 38
no no no 9


― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

nom nom nom
but gf doesn't enjoy so no dice

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Classique!

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

john ilu for this

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

the poll, i mean

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

.............

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

man now anything i say itt is gonna sound weird

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

^ usual during 69 tbf

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

"anything i say in this taint"

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Is unearned 69 redemptive?

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

69 is not perfection, but it is delicious, filling, and cheap.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

pete is pretty classic imo

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

tbrr when the subject comes up ppl sometimes use words like "overrated"...and I'm like...if you say so hoss but like y'know...like, you can't be serious, what's not to like

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

I use the exact same phrasing when it's time to go out to dinner and I say "let's get Chinese" and people are like "I don't know I had Chinese last week"

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

voting "no no no" but only because there's not much in-between in the poll options. It's a thing that is sometimes done, but I've always had problems concentrating on tow things at once. It's like patting your head and rubbing your belly, innit?

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

TWO things at once

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

More like, it's like patting your head and getting a blowjob and rubbing your belly.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

you would probably not be a very good drummer then kenan

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe if you left out the patting your head and rubbing your belly and concentrated on cunnilingus, you'd find 69 less disorienting.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

ime this is never not awesome tbh

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

you would probably not be a very good drummer then kenan

Rhythm is a dancer, not a session of oral stimulation.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

You just have to use the walls of the phone booth to support you and your partner instead of feeling they're a constraint.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

no but limb independence is a key factor - like if you can't focus on doing multiple things at once, you'd be a sucky drummer

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

man to continue in my oversharing mode one of the big appeals of sex to me is that "concentration" gives way to something a lot more primitive & instinctive in feel -- anything that places me in a too-much-going-on-for-you-to-concentrate-so-stop-thinking-and-just-engage is A+ would nom again

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, maybe it's just that he wouldn't make a very good drummer while someone was going down on him, sarahel. I find that entirely understandable.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Practice by playing bongos on your partner's backside.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

what happens when there's a massive height disparity between the partners?

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

divorce

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, maybe it's just that he wouldn't make a very good drummer while someone was going down on him, sarahel. I find that entirely understandable.

it just takes practice ime

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

I probably just lack practice. Honestly, it doesn't come up that often. It's the kind of thing that doesn't happen without someone suggesting that it should, and then already I'm expecting performance from myself. Relaxing is a tall order.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

xp HA

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Um, edge of bed (re height)

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

If there's one thing that's as likely to arouse me as receiving les caresses buccales, it's giving so this is just a natural for me.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

c

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

the edge of the bed doesn't make a giant's torso any shorter tbh

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh no i am a terrible drummer

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

it just takes practice ime

Which could make for some intersting euphemisms.

"Hey, you wanna come over to my place and practice playing drums?"

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

the edge of the bed doesn't make a giant's torso any shorter

I see the surrealist contingent has joined us

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

My thinking when I find myself in these awkward positions is always, "Couldn't we find a simpler way to fiddle with each other bits, and then could we please fuck?" Sixty-nine is on the downward slope of the novelty curve, says I. There are a lot of positions, methodologies, toys, and mind-clearing exercises that I would enthusiastically engage in before this one.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

i play bass though so

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

xp common german saying that iirc, something to do with toilet shelves

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

jj are you an awesome bass player

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

also i can do that reggae/ska upstroke guitar picking so i might be in the clear

xpost: the ladies tell me that i am the best

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

Classic, of course, but it's much more classic as a female/female act because the position that it puts my head in tends to be a bit problematic for fellatio.

TS: Side-by-side 69 or man/woman on top position 69?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

wait the parallel with bass playing is slowly crying myself to sleep afterwards right

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

bassists are good at poking up and down an outstretched leg, i reckon.

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

woman on top for 69 ime

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

ime this is never not awesome tbh

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp Yeah, side-by-side is even more strenuous, even though you wouldn't think so.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

"Just... sit."

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

Side-by-side 69 or man/woman on top position 69?

Whatever works, tbf.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Classic

― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

what happens when there's a massive height disparity between the partners?

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

divorce

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:50 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

side by side you both have to keep legs/heads slightly raised and that's basically a sneaky way for her to get you into yoga in my opinion

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

The shorty's head hanging over the edge of the bed accomodates the (standing) giant's height.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

c

― J0rdan S., Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is subtle!

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow hi welcome to iltmi xp

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

side by side you both have to keep legs/heads slightly raised and that's basically a sneaky way for her to get you into yoga in my opinion

I swear. She's just never going to love me for the lazy man that I am!

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

side by side you both have to keep legs/heads slightly raised

Thigh as pillow is delightful though.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

I bet that sounds great in French, too.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

wait 69 can't be done perpendicularly i'm calling foul on this bed giant midget lark before it gets silly

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

who wants to get who into yoga?

if you're not that into oral sex, then it isn't all that classic ...

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

in french-

fmmmfff mmfffm fmfmf mfm fmfmfmf mfmfmff

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

TS: Side-by-side 69 or man/woman on top position 69?

I'm like totally overstepping my self-imposed iltmi limits here but this question depends on variables i.e. weight, sensitivity of gag reflex, et al

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

^ alternatively that's a hell of an orgy lineup xp

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

Woman-on-top for MF and side-by-side for FF.

I probably just lack practice. Honestly, it doesn't come up that often. It's the kind of thing that doesn't happen without someone suggesting that it should, and then already I'm expecting performance from myself. Relaxing is a tall order.

Kenan, most woman don't really require a perfect lover. Most of us appreciate the effort even if things don't turn out the way it should. I know I always have.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

Just as long as you can put one ankle behind your head.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

I can, but nobody cares.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

maybe if you could attach a strap-on to your ankle?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

fuckit, we're back to yoga again

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

xp You're a pioneer of the field.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

what field? are we back to pubic hair again?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, most woman don't really require a perfect lover.

The ones who do are in for a long search, I'm afraid.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

ya we're all taken innit

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

The ones who do are in for a long search, I'm afraid.

a search that ends at a little board called ILTMI amirite fellas

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

ends like a train hitting a wall maybe

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

yeah this is pretty cool although both practitioners have to be good at what they do - I'm saying nothing

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

^ i think jj's bragging there but cant be sure

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

oh no i am a terrible drummer

rimshot

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

ya we're all taken innit

Perfect sex in this world is as unlikely as sex in a perfect world.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

but can you do it while posting to ilx?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

lj how is your paradiddle, we can fill in the rest

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

nah - you gotta go for the double-paradiddle triplet

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

paging ilx poster HI DERE for urgent "paradiddle" joke on 69 thread

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

technically i guess it would be a double-paradiddle sextuplet (lol)

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

i find this emphasis of technique in regards to 69 really surprising. it's all abt coming in and out of consciousness of what yr doing imo - mostly out.

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

I'm saying nothing

― acoleuthic, Thursday, September 16, 2010 6:13 PM (2 seconds ago)

Always so hilarious when you say that.

― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

We all know that the Chinese dominate in the diving category, anyway.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

THAT'S RACIST!!!!

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

wait 69 can't be done perpendicularly

The lower legs (on floor, shorty on bed) can be perpendicular, but it's not like the whole body is perpindickular.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

Here, let me MS paint it for you.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

a search that ends at a little board called ILTMI amirite fellas

I have a feeling that there may be more truth in those words than you know.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

having trouble visualizing edge of bed technique, can you draw us a diaphragm

xp damnit

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

also it's really sexy when u realize in a brief moment of clarity that yr partner has lost all clue what they're doing because they're lost in it all.

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but you know what's really hot? Orgasms.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

T/S Orgasms vs. The Sun: which is hotter?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

u know what often leads to orgasms? something being really sexy

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

I know.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

it's kinda like how not eating leads to hunger, right?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

actually at the last Olympics the only outed gay male, an Australian chap named Matt Mitcham, creamed the Chinese favourites with a wondrous dive to take gold

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

creamed

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

I'm saying nothing

― acoleuthic, Thursday, September 16, 2010 6:13 PM (2 seconds ago)

Always so hilarious when you say that.

― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Friday, September 17, 2010 7:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

I'm familiar with the Aussies. They're masturbating all over the internet.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

I hope he was expecting gold when he did the dive.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

maybe if you could attach a strap-on to your ankle?

― sarahel, Friday, September 17, 2010 12:09 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

board descrip

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, don't they have an ilx board for that - i think it's called Crepe of Good Hope?

― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

man when did this thread become the thursday evening party SHIT

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

go 69 a poetry girl

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

now i want to attend one of zorn's thursday evening parties, thought it was all just poetry slams and swappin books til now

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

wham bam thank you mam poetry slam

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

disappointed michael white didn't refer to it as soixante-neuf

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

how dare all of u

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

Il est sur le pont de soixante-neuf.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

hey girl you wanna swap books

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'm familiar with the Aussies. They're masturbating all over the internet.

No one's made a "down under" reference yet. I'm disappointed in you all. I may not require perfect sex, but I do require perfect ILXing.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Eh. Too easy.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

You know, like Australians.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

was really trying not to overdo the innuendo with my Matt Mitcham post, it was hard but like his seamless entry it came out the right way

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

hot nights in the australian bush etc etc

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

new south wails

― zvookster, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

get in my pouch

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Australians do it upside-down...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

Here, let me MS paint it for you.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy)

if this isn't happening i'll stamp and i'll pout

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

my baby was eating my ding-a-ling

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

xp ^ my go to moves during a 69

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

Ayres' Cock

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

You know, Australia is awake at this hour. I can't wait for them to get here.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

actual drunken lol

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

^ expected aussie response at 8am

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's 9:40am there!

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Slutty, and lazy, too.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Slutty, and lazy, too.

You called me?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

(Now I'm just trying to provoke a reaction.)

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

(Not from you.)

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/295pup.jpg

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

Needs more labels, imo

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

hooooooooooly fuck xxp

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

7:40 in perth iirc

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

ha eazy that's welcome but it's hardly convincing anyone that that translates to actual humans

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

...

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck a bunch of Perth.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

in fact i think i buy it even less now

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

You know, Australia is awake at this hour. I can't wait for them to get here.

They'll show up around 2-3 EST in the morning if the Australians on my FB friends list are anything to go by.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

That's quite height disparity.

― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

i doubt he's having any trouble because of it, looking at other things that are out of proportion

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

So if I'm interpreting your drawing correctly, Eazy, this is an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes, one of which is attached to the nose of someone, while that person grips a ball neath his heels like Tom Hanks held on to Wilson in the movie Cast Away? Or am I being dense?

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

tbh it looks like a set of swings have replaced the jet engine in donnie darko

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

Either way, this ends in tears.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

Muscle tears.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/57542-yao_ming_s_wife_ye_li.jpg

"So I found this diagram on the internet..."

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

tbh it looks like a set of swings have replaced the jet engine in donnie darko

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:52 PM (45 seconds ago)

A++++++++++++ lol generator

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

"So I found this diagram on the internet..."

Again I say: the Chinese. They have this all sussed out.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

It looks like something that would run the risk of bending the penis down at a painful angle.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://giavasan.diludovico.it/archivi/public_html/giavasan/archivi/images/KungFuSex.jpg

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like you.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

Aero's probably trying to figure out what we did to his thread and where it all went right wrong.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

Well, we should get it back on topic. Giving oral is something I really enjoy doing but receiving bad oral is a total buzzkill, and I wouldn't be able to enjoy the cunnylick if I was being inappropriately mouthed - hence only in any way worthwhile if both participants are in Zen-like harmony, Yin and Yang, the circular flow of pleasure into a seamless reflexive loop - any corruption in the loop and all energy leaks out like so much bodily fluid

― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

you will find the Suggest Ban button at the end of my handle

― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

i won't be going anywhere near your handle

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

ahahaha my husband walked by this thread and saw I was reading it and said, "Difficult."

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

only in any way worthwhile if both participants are in Zen-like harmony, Yin and Yang, the circular flow of pleasure into a seamless reflexive loop

That's the ultimate scenario, the horizon. I guess defining your goals is important. If you actually expect to get one another off like this, you're probably going to be looking at a success rate something like that of unassisted vaginal intercourse.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

how 'unassisted' is that like a blended haircut or are you saying a dude's gotta reacharound his lady's clit if they're both gonna come coz that is not necessarily true my goodman

― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

are you saying a dude's gotta reacharound his lady's clit

I am being in no way prescriptive.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

Fellatio is easier than cunnilingus, at least to me, since you have one main object to work on rather than a few. I love doing both--there's a kind of calm that comes upon you as you do it, plus you can instantly tell by the physical reactions whether or not you're doing it right.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

I'd say the same of cunnilingus, actually. Except for the calm part. I don't get that.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

literally cannot begin to imagine how fellatio is easier than cunnilingus - maybe I should try it

― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

thursday evening has found me in impish mood - fortunately I am going to bed henceforth, after bringing to your attention some of my very best posts very much in character

― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'd say the same of cunnilingus, actually. Except for the calm part. I don't get that.

I've done both and I was referring to both. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that point. Anyway, about the calm part? It's like your consciousness contracts to the part of you that is doing this wonderful act on this person, kind of a hyperconcentration kind of thing. I doubt I'm really describing this correctly.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

literally cannot begin to imagine how fellatio is easier than cunnilingus - maybe I should try it

Good idea.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

xp I get that giving a massage. It's a slow-paced activity that's best when your mind floats away entirely and you're just doing and not reacting. But for sex, I think you do need to be a bit more responsive. I suppose a measured pace and even pressure and such will eventually do it, but it seems to me much better to consciously respond to your partner's responses, whether by being asked, or just by knowing what that thing she or he just did means for the immediate future of their sexual pleasure. I can't speak for fellatio -- maybe being a bit mindless actually IS the best strategy -- but I think it's best to be present for cunnilingus. At least, I'd personally prefer to be.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

goddamnit just when it thought this thread was safe i pop back in and lj is saying cunnylick and everything descends into a dark place

― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Friday, 17 September 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Mindless....

NO. That is not what I was talking about at all. The idea I was trying to get at is that *everything in the world fades away except what you are doing and your partner's response*. I wasn't talking about turning into a living, breathing fleshlight. I was talking about becoming more responsive, not less.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

I do think I understand. They're very close, I think.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

Here. Put your ankle behind your neck. Now concentrate.

― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Friday, 17 September 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

I'm amazingly limber above the waist but very unlimber below it, sorry.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

Well jeez. What good is that?

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

The Viennese Oyster seems to be lost to me forever, sadly. On the other hand, I can cross my elbows behind my back. If I could figure out how to use that in bed, I'd have it made.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)


That's the ultimate scenario, the horizon. I guess defining your goals is important. If you actually expect to get one another off like this, you're probably going to be looking at a success rate something like that of unassisted vaginal intercourse.

man if yr happy then yr happy, do what you like, but I am here to tell you that your claim here is not only not true, it is like "what are you even talking about" untrue - you might do better to put it in the first person

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

(there's also the fact that the quality of a physical exchange isn't imo defined by whether it results in orgasm, but that's a different & way less room for laffs topic)

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

the quality of a physical exchange isn't imo defined by whether it results in orgasm

especially if the physical exchange is punching someone in the face

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

no, I would say that the quality of punch in the face is sharply defined if it results in orgasm and more generally defined when it does not

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

*punches you both in face*

*carefully observes results*

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

you might do better to put it in the first person

Can't argue here.

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

mr aerosmith - have you ever had an orgasm from being punched in the face?

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

How about a fruit punch in the face? Some fruit punch spiked with Viagra?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

that kinda describes being a touring muso xpost

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://mma.lohudblogs.com/files/2008/05/kool-aidman.jpg

― when you've got a fist all ur problems look like faces (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

that really is making me think more about the private life of Whiney G. Weingarten than I probably should

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

esoj otm, I get multiples if a buncha dudes jump me

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

mr aerosmith - have you ever had an orgasm from being punched in the face?

Change it to a punch in the stomach or the balls. That's a small but noticeable fetish.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

are you going to make me link to the aussie dude getting kicked in the balls

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

esoj otm, I get multiples if a buncha dudes jump me

This could be taken in a couple of different ways.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

i believe both were implied!

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

Plz no squirting vids.

― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

are you going to make me link to the aussie dude getting kicked in the balls

:-B

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

man I can't find the great aussie ballkicking vids, I'm pretty sure there's a thread on them somewhere

ahh the glorious aussie ballkicking videos of yore, where have they gone

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

plenty more where that came from

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

Louis never ever use the word "cunnylick" ever again. Never. Thank you.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

ballkicking australia
About 101,000 results (0.21 seconds)

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's great if both dicks and mouths fit well

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

Louis never ever use the word "cunnylick" ever again. Never. Thank you.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, September 16, 2010 8:26 PM (15 seconds ago)

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

I have to vote no no no.

a) I like to do a thorough job at what I'm doing and need to be able to focus on the task at hand in order to ensure I'm preforming to the best of my ability.

b) It usually takes a bit of work for me to err get . . . there . . . and by work I mean concentration and focus. I can't enjoy it fully if I'm doing a) properly.

To put it another way - I've never gotten off this way which makes it a massive dud imo.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

in british porn they actually say "cunny," which is why 69 is so essential in great britain, so that when they try to say "cunny" no one will be able to make out what they're saying

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

cmmmff

― the groin transfer (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

people often say "cmmmff" when you punch them in the face

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

sarahel is there something about your needs you would like to share with the group

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

nah, i'm only here for the snacks

― sarahel, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

punching people in the face: occasional treat or sexual sine-qua-non?

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

heeet me geoffrey

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 September 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

man I can't find the great aussie ballkicking vids, I'm pretty sure there's a thread on them somewhere

All of the ones I've seen stills from ha e been Japanese.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

in british porn they actually say "cunny,"

They do? I thought that it was an obsolete term.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

I'd like to make it clear that while I do enjoy 69ing (mostly for the intimacy), it is a little difficult to get off that way.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

sarahel is there something about your needs you would like to share with the group

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 17, 2010 4:34 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, i'm only here for the snacks

― sarahel, Friday, September 17, 2010 4:36 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is classic iltmi material fuiud

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 17 September 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

i've never done it before. any tips?

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

Try not to have too much of a height difference between you and your partner.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

hmm well my new prospective date is way shorter than me so guess I won't be trying this w/ her!

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

thxing aero 4 username btw

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

classic, forever, esp when you get yr timing perfectly synchronized and then woah woah wow kablooey

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

ka-gooey

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

tho tbh i imagine the logistics of this are different for 2 dudes vs 2 ladies vs hetero pairs

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, simultaneous orgasm is just the most amazing thing, isn't it?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

It is, at least for two women.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

btw if one or both ppl are eating ass instead of genitals does it still qualify as '69'

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

(That was a reply to Elmo's post. I've never had simultaneous orgasm with a woman, damn it.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

boom boom

(simultaneous orgasm)

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha that reminds me of another joke I learned (from Penthouse Forum iirc back in the day): "we called it 77, because then you get eight more"

― Euler, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

btw classic

― Euler, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

boom boom

(simultaneous orgasm)

long lost John Lee Hooker record?

― kenan, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

No wait, it's the same record.

Howh howh howh howh.

― kenan, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20090326sergeGainsbourg.jpg

Ils s'aiment et la traversée
Durera toute une année

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow who's that with serge

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jane Birkin

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

you are important resource, m white

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

too important to waste prepositions on, obviously

― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 17 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

re side-to-side vs otherwise, this went from very very dud to very very classic when I first realised that it did not have to be a fight against gravity

that is surely all I shd say on the internets, possibly more than

ok, definitely more than

― patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

at least you didn't use the phrase 'inappropriately mouthed'

and with that he went to bed

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

I tried to cross my elbows behind my back today, but I eventually realized that I can't do that any more. Darn it.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

Like someone said upthread, I like the intimacy of the position. However, I hate getting my dick sucked upside down - it's actually very uncomfortable for me. Anyone else fee that way?

― windmeup (kkvgz), Saturday, 18 September 2010 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

feel

― windmeup (kkvgz), Saturday, 18 September 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

man whatever the most extremely-felt opposite of "it's actually very uncomfortable for me" is, that is how I fee about that

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/287md79.gif

― Underground - Parking (2010) (sic), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's not even the best A.R. Kane album, dumb asses.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Saturday, 18 September 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

iltmi...a board with its head in the right place

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Like someone said upthread, I like the intimacy of the position. However, I hate getting my dick sucked upside down - it's actually very uncomfortable for me. Anyone else fee that way?

What do you mean by upside down? Do you mean lying down on top of the person with your dick in his/her face? Or do you mean having his/her head pointing down toward your feet instead of up toward your head?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

both parties trussed up like fowl and suspended from rafters

― acoleuthic, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

^^ auto-erotic asphyxiation waiting to happen

― sarahel, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Like chicken? Do they have to be basted?

(I love the way you think, LJ)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

in re: upside down, I am assuming what kkvgz means is that in this position, for the male, a lot of the action that'd normally be port goes starboard, which fair enough, if somebody scrubbing down the starboard planks doesn't feel great to you, cool, that's just more simultaneous oral sex for the rest of us

I knew that metaphor would get away from me if I wasn't careful with it and now here we are, damn

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's much easier for the giving partner to do it with their head pointed toward the receiving partner's feet. Much easier,

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

(I'm coming off of an 11 hour shift on two hours sleep, so I'm sorry if what I'm saying isn't clear. I'm having a hard time thinking right now.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

I am just glad you did not bring the poop deck into it, underrated aerosmith albums I have loved.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

Actually I wouldn;t have cared, I just felt the poop deck was the "stupid joke elephant in the room" of the moment.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

He could have started talking about raising the main sail or lowering the cannon.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

The moon on the ocean was dimmed by a ripple
Affording a chequered delight;
The gay jolly tars passed a word for the tipple,
And the toast — for 'twas Saturday night:
Some sweetheart or wife he loved as his life
Each drank, and wished he could hail her:
But the standing toast that pleased the most
Was "The wind that blows,
The Ship that goes,
And the lass that loves a sailor!"

I was going to amend/rewrite it but really there's no need

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

*kisses Aero*

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 September 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)


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