have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

no

no

i have heard a lot about people getting in trouble for it these days.

nope

no fucking way, I am v v against this. I mean, I am v v against myself doing it.

dear lord no

I can barely stand to look at myself in the mirror naked, no way I'd inflict the sight on anyone else.

Voted yes by accident. I am crap at the internet today.

Always nice to be beaten to the punch on self-loathing!
I do kind of love the phrase "an erotic photograph" though.

yes, i have

I sent this bitch a picture of my dick.

Yes.

yes, i have

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 23, 2011

Yes.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, January 23, 2011

hahaha these dudes are like, damn right it was erotic

Voted yes by accident. I am crap at the internet today.

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

fuck a bunch of this

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

there's something kind of unappealing about the idea of getting a nude photo of someone over a phone. I especially don't get doing it when you haven't slept with the person yet.

no

No cos my phone can't even do such things. Er. not that I would otherwise, geez.

surprised i made it to the end of the thread without someone digging up the picture of jordan's weiner. the legacy of dom i guess.

anyway, no, i haven't.

Have not sent, but have received. And a tastefully erotic daguerrotype from a lovely woman of means it was.

read that as darraghtype and thought oh dear

still kind of amazed this is a thing

don't think my phone is capable of it anyway

no fish eye lens, braggin^

loool

I could take a lot of pictures of myself, but I don't know if any of them would be 'erotic'

that's kind of some "eye of the beholder" shit

heh yes

but it was with my then girlfriend

who did u guys send it to? :/

xpost we were both doing a one act where she had to wear a revealing costume and I did full frontal, and despite how great she looked she was real nervous about it so to ease her mind I sent her a revealing pic of myself on the phone, which made her feel better.

then another time I sent her a ridiculous comedy nude pic of me wearing an Aladdin-esque costume with no pants

iltmi, once read u can't unread it

yes, many times.

sometimes i'm flipping through pics on my phone to show people and one of my erect penis shows up and it's like, "uh" but then i'm like, "well, you can see it anytime you want anyway, whatever"

an ex sent me naked pictures of herself, I sent her a dickture, we both agreed to delete immediately

only ascii, does that count?

e.g. boobies :-)8-<

those can't be real.

never seen boobs grow out of a chin before

haha "dickture"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, January 24, 2011 12:49 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit this is the most accidentally insulting thing I have ever said

for some reason I thought you were Abbott and she'd just mentioned someone at one point saying that to her one time so I tried to make a joek and instead I made a verymean :(

ahahaha. fwiw I knew it was a joke but didn't know it was for Abbott.

Hahaha. I thought that was hilarious but sort of out of character for Stevie!

Re the poll, there should be consideration given to whether participants have sent moving pictures. Or talkies.

Or ribald telegrams.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".

I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."

And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.

So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?

xpost

hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind

: |

I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.

I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.

Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.

I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.

to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral

yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/

I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)

to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.

If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).

hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec

$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.

i want a scale model built using plaster

Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/hell-noo.jpg

lol

recount

i am sure people's answers would be different now

I miss unregistered:

fuck a bunch of this

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)

bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm

I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom

Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ

nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent

like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....

classic aries

he wasn't an aries

FUCK

clearly a Virgo

"it appears your dick is in retrograde"

for the record, a Scorpio -- born w/mercury retrograde actually!

look it’s just a bit cold okay and anyway this is a bad angle xp

Texas, ever at the forefront of progressive legislation, has criminalized unsolicited dick pics!

https://jezebel.com/it-is-now-illegal-to-send-an-unsolicited-dick-pic-in-te-1837802763

I had a few friends that were in a burlesque troupe which of course attracted some undesirable elements. So they got quite a few dick pics.

So they would doxx the dudes and ask their FB friends to troll the fuckers to death.

You'da thought the dick-transmitters would have been smart enough to spoof their numbers, but...nope.

They should be illegal!

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

Xxpost

what I want to know actually -- is do dudes take a new picture of their dick prior to sending, or do they have a pre-curated dick pic portfolio?

it's called "dickollage"

was it over or under 6" that should tell you

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

it isn't like the dude held a tape measure up to it ... I have no idea!

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

now I'm tempted to post Nick Offerman's old headshot to the thread as it's thematically appropriate

Xxpost maybe he used the metric system too cmon now

Xpost lol i just looked it up and...yeah

the previously existing "critique my dick pic" tumblr leads me to believe that there could be definite reuse of pictures. if you make the effort to craft a good photo, why not get some mileage out of it?

otoh maybe it's more like learning the rules of good photography and once you've learned the correct lighting and angles, the mise en scène, you can just manufacture good pics on demand

idk, maybe it's like having a bad hair day -- sometimes you just aren't going to get a good result atm, so you use a pre-existing pic? Though the context, at least my sense of it is, that it is supposed to be contemporaneous to illustrate the fellow sending it is hard for the recipient?

stock cock photos

that’s why i always plop my wang next to today’s newspaper

*plop* there it is

I didn't sleep much last night, sorry everyone

evocative

like the fish market wrapping tomorrow's catch in yesterday's paper

dickollage! lolllllllll

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

I lolled very hard at this

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

*plop* there it is

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, September 9, 2019 1:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

Scuse me sonny, you know where I can find some

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

I am now hearing the Blondie song "Hanging on the Telephone" in a new way

also OPP = Original Penile Portraiture

You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dickpics

the ploppening

I gave my love a dick pic
That had no bone

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink

he sent dick pics in a fever
harder than a pepper sprout
we've been talking about Houston
ever since the fire went out
because unsolicited dick pics are now illegal in the state of Texas

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It was just a dickpic

I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

You could also try "... DAD????"

Q: why would anybody do this

Toxic masculinity?

No ish with consensual sharing, obviously sending unsolicited pics should be illegal everywhere

what if you’ve got a really great hog tho

My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".

Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.

I have no idea what the law is here though.

She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.

i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?

seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo

that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now

Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

big fat horselover dick