washing your junk after sex

http://i54.tinypic.com/nnut5e.jpg

not DIRECTLY after no....but a shower yes

HOW INDIRECTLY?

okay, no

getting too far away from accepting & embracing that sex is generally kinda sweaty is a negative, imo. it isn't like coming home from work and wanting to get the funk off and feel clean; it's the kind of remnant feeling you should be okay with, i think, with there being no need to starkly delineate it happening and then you being all clean.

it's exactly like working under a car

that smells like semen

nope

should be an option for catholic, scrub self down after sex then head to confession

Much more concerned about being clean before than after.

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

also after sex co-shower can be pretty fun imho \(o_O)/

You can't sleep and wash up at the same time

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

― sarahel, Monday, August 1, 2011 3:03 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

also lol this is not about taking a shower cuz you're sweaty.

I wonder how males' responses would break down among cut/uncut.

What if you're just rubbing the infections and diseases into your skin?!?

fwiw I just search out a bottle of mouthwash and dip my genitals in it

Is it really that bad to just take a shower after I've woken up?
ILX makes me feel like a bad person sometimes.

I wonder how males' responses would break down among cut/uncut.

can we factor this into all ilx polls?

I am circumcised & think Graduation > Late Registration
I am uncircumcised & think Graduation > Late Registration

hahaha

getting too far away from accepting & embracing that sex is generally kinda sweaty is a negative, imo. it isn't like coming home from work and wanting to get the funk off and feel clean; it's the kind of remnant feeling you should be okay with, i think, with there being no need to starkly delineate it happening and then you being all clean.

― sitcom neighbor (schlump), Sunday, July 31, 2011 6:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

This... this is pure poetry. Sing it Schlump!

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

― sarahel, Monday, August 1, 2011 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I just.... you must hate having sex...

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse. Screw thinking it is "wrong" or "dirty".

are we talking UTI - uhh, other than that, what kind of infections or diseases?

Yeah I don't really think that line thinking is correct. It's a good idea for girls to pee after if they're prone to UTIs but other than that there's no reason to get up and wash immediately afterwards as far as I know.

It reduces possibility of like HPV and herpes a little, but imo if that's a bridge you're crossing regularly then you provably have it in a routine and it's not what most people do.

I mean, in my experience.

Also if your junk looks like a murder scene due to circumstances it kind of makes some sense? I dunno, that is kind of an outlier too

Like period sex? Well yeah but that's a whole other story imo

i'm willing to have my junk washed after sex, but it seems rude to demand it

I just.... you must hate having sex...

that's a ridiculous assertion! That's like saying, "You must take no joy in eating, since you don't like food that is moldy."

it takes quite a bit of time for things to get 'mouldy' i'd imagine?

ie I don't think the question is 'do you ever wash your junk'

Yeah feeling "ew must clean up" the moment yr done seems a bit dispiriting to me (going to toilet aside).

depending on the circumstances, an over-ripe odor can happen pretty quickly

sarahel i agree w/ u for once. sometimes it smells like penguins after sex, and ain't no cure but a washin' up

hence the need for more poll options detailing what kind of sex necessitates post-sex showers

like I'll usually wash up if I just took a facial but if all I did was a little shrimping I don't see the need to get all over-meticulous about things

feel a need to just auto-redact this post on the one hand, and to stand by it on the other

no point in drawing that line if you refuse to cross it

Am I alone in thinkin if yr junk smells bad or unpleasant enough to want to shower it off after sex, maybe you need to be seeing a doctor?

bacterial vaginosis

I think the proper analogy is, after eating a 9 course meal with lobster, steak, a vanilla sundae topped off with apple pie, do you brush your teeth before you go to bed?

sure, if I'm sleeping at my own place

so do all you people voting "no" only have sex before sleep?

Well, there's no shower in my car

Heh.

Actully in my case I'd say "about 70% of the time yeah".

But hang on we're not talking about "eventual showering" here, right?

We're talking about "finish the deed and immediately go rinse yer things off". Which is ... nuts.

Oh man one time when I was drunk and had been out at a bbq place I thought it'd be hilarious to put a bunch of those little hand wipes from the bbq place in my nightstand next to condoms. Of course, I only remembered when I went to grab a condom and pulled out ye olde moistened hand towel and just about cracked up

Which only brings the question: does wiping your junk off with a bbq wipe count as "washing"

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse. Screw thinking it is "wrong" or "dirty".

right on the money(shot)

xpost this is basically how i break it down to an extent.

one of the best things about sex is curling up/cuddling with the other person afterwards, which you can't do if you immediately get up to wash yer crotch. likewise if you get up to use the shower, they may follow you in, and then it might lead to more sexual activity which ISN'T necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes when it's 4 a.m. you just wanna go to fuckin' sleep and your loins are worn out!

like i don't think anybody here is growing mushrooms on their sack, I usually shower the next morning and give a lil scrubdown and all is well in Whoville.

I think the proper analogy is, after eating a 9 course meal with lobster, steak, a vanilla sundae topped off with apple pie, do you brush your teeth before you go to bed wipe your mouth with a napkin or just take care of it whenever you eventually shower?

I pretty much go straight to the cunnilingus after that, no napkin in between

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/21/health/21hiv.html

Watching the clock for the right time to wash the HIV off my dick is the least romantic part of post-coital cuddling, imo

Lol Kerm

I just.... you must hate having sex...

that's a ridiculous assertion! That's like saying, "You must take no joy in eating, since you don't like food that is moldy."

― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:53 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Ehm, what? No. Trayce sums it up nicely:

Yeah feeling "ew must clean up" the moment yr done seems a bit dispiriting to me (going to toilet aside).

To me the notion of wanting to disinfect yourself of bodily fluids straight after, says you want sex but - "ewewewww i feel icky, must clean up" - do not see 'junk' as even being remotely part of it. Righting your wrong analogy it would read:

"OMG that was the best piece of pie I ever had.. whoa, orgasmic, soooo delicious... Ok eww now where's my toothbrush, mouthwater, floss GET THIS TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH."

Zactly, which is what I guess dyao was gettin at with his lobster dinner post too.

I mean I'm not averse to the idea tht if you are then off to work/school you'd want to clean up!

OK . . .

PENGUINS!!!

They're kinda hard to spoon with

too short for 69

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

too short for 69

this made me cry for penguins

http://breakingbelgium.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/penguin.jpg

"Don't cry for me, Steven Tyler"

feeling woozy

Time to wash your junk

http://www.brandidentityguru.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/manjunk.png

what is in the bottle

Gwyneth Paltrow's head

Omfg, dying

the whole 'wallowing in fluids and squelchiness is fun and if you don't like it you're missing the point because it is natural and intimate' thing is kind of a canard, b/c no matter how much i love somebody i am not really aroused by bodily fluids of any stripe i.e. i don't find armpit stank or sweaty backs on myself or others erotic or awesome just ... pleh. the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

also yeah, sometimes the whole smell is greater than the individual contributions i.e. PENGUINS or THE POLAR BEAR ENCLOSURE

DJP, I'm calling it: you are history's greatest human

getting up, splashing some water from the dipping pool on your junk, tipping the zookeeper and leaving the enclosure after penguin sex, y/n

I use a chamois and turtle wax on my Brazole when I'm done.

If someones junk smells like a polar bear enclosure you shouldn't be fucking in the first olace

Place

plaice

omg

Febreeze is really missing an opportunity.

wait a minute schlump, HOW MUCH are you tipping the zookeeper

gonna agitate hard for "tipping the zookeeper" as official ilx euphemism for beastiality

tippin' the zook ;)

dud or extra dud: people who spray perfume/cologne on their junk

Xxpost Someone pls submit that to urbandictionary

the whole 'wallowing in fluids and squelchiness is fun and if you don't like it you're missing the point because it is natural and intimate' thing is kind of a canard, b/c no matter how much i love somebody i am not really aroused by bodily fluids of any stripe i.e. i don't find armpit stank or sweaty backs on myself or others erotic or awesome just ... pleh. the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

It's not a "canard", you just have a different opinion about it.

No one wants a vag to smell like Debbie gibsons electric youth

washing your trunk after sex

dud or extra dud: people who spray perfume/cologne on their junk

i had a woman who didn't want to take a shower once and just sprayed herself with perfume, thinking it would be sexy or whatever. it nearly ruined everything - have you ever eaten perfume?

to be actual-tmi abt it remy the deal is this

the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

for some people "foul" is a fairly fluid term (lol sorry but it really is what I mean). Like, if I'm not having sex with you, and you're at the grocery store pushing your cart up and down the aisles and I push my cart past yours, then I'm going to say "remy smells funky" if you smell like you had sex & didn't shower before you left the house. But if I did rock the sheets* with you last night and the next morning we go out to breakfast and I notice while we're sitting there in public that we kind of stink, the reflective sort of feeling of being in on a shared secret (not that the scent is a secret because lol it stinks but it sort of stands for secret things) is deeper than afterglow stuff, it's intimate. Not actually my thing but not not-my-thing; but I've known people for who it was really true - people whose hygiene was otherwise just fine, but who liked to stay dirty awhile after sex because that felt awesome to them

*this term courtesy joey kramer, gets funnier w/recurring use, trust me

chris's post reminds me of a partic vile punchline tbph

lol darragh

Steven Tyler otm

I have an idea guys, let's spit in cups and swirl it around and then rub it in each other's armpits

This all kind of depends on the sex and the time of day and how much funk you both create. I have been with girls where, after sex (not period sex or anal) getting clean is a pleasure, especially if done in tandem. Otoh, falling alseep in someone's arms where you both smell of comingled bodily fluids and you have that immensely satisfied but langorous post-coital torpor is awesome, too. I'm not a big fan of hard and fast rules w/this. If she wants to get up and pee and wash; cool. If she wants to hang; cool. If I feel gross, I'll get up and wash, even if its only my junk (though I'd be likely to offer her water or tea or something so she doesn't think I'm disgusted by her or put off).

Also PENGUINS!

Wash your junk by post coital teabagging

I just want to point out that you won't have this problem with realdolls

aero's hypothetical situation would never happen to me because I can actually count on one hand the number of times I've left the house without showering or washing up in the sink. That is not something I do.

also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon

Smelling your fingers(and grinning)an hour after sex, C/D?

Post coital batwing

that is a rich sentence there dan
xp

Letting your friends smell your fingers

this problem is also easily solved by only ever having sex in a swimming pool

Ya know I guess if yer into golden showers cleaning up afterwards may be a good idea. Or if you use pastrami-scented contraceptives

another point for penguin sex
xp

nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face

Heard this to the tune of Nat King Cole's 'The Christmas Song'.

phwoooarr mate smell me flipper stroike me daahn guvnor

pastrami-scented contraceptives

Where, um, do you obtain these? (Or do you just keep your condoms in the cold-cuts drawer in your fridge?)

nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face

Heard this to the tune of Nat King Cole's 'The Christmas Song'.

amazing

We need to write those lyrics, folxs.

oh yes

loooool

'darragh why are you whistling christmas songs in august ffs?'

'um....no reason?'

'.......'

roasting your nuts over an open fire after sex

dud

'darragh why are you whistling christmas songs in august ffs?'

'Cause if I sing the lyrics you'll hit me.

latex smell pretty awful too, I guess

it tastes worse

the human body is capable of a lot of nasty excretions, and while they might be fun in the mood and the afterglow, at some point you have to realize there are some foul substances lurking

for some people "foul" is a fairly fluid term (lol sorry but it really is what I mean). Like, if I'm not having sex with you, and you're at the grocery store pushing your cart up and down the aisles and I push my cart past yours, then I'm going to say "remy smells funky" if you smell like you had sex & didn't shower before you left the house. But if I did rock the sheets* with you last night and the next morning we go out to breakfast and I notice while we're sitting there in public that we kind of stink, the reflective sort of feeling of being in on a shared secret (not that the scent is a secret because lol it stinks but it sort of stands for secret things) is deeper than afterglow stuff, it's intimate. Not actually my thing but not not-my-thing; but I've known people for who it was really true - people whose hygiene was otherwise just fine, but who liked to stay dirty awhile after sex because that felt awesome to them

*this term courtesy joey kramer, gets funnier w/recurring use, trust me

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:26 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

point taken, a la macbeth: fair is foul and foul is fair. unless we're talking about penguins. in which case fowl is fair.

http://shopathong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/penguin.jpg

unless we're talking about penguins. in which case fowl is fair.

I kiss you with my filthy mouth for this

game fowl is fair game

what am i even doing here? I'm supposed to be writing cover letters.

make sure you type in the right window w/that

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now but am still reading in anticipation of hearing about other women frogs has "had".

Sorry but fowl is foul

–– MASTER OF ARTS IN MAKING BEDROOM SMELL LIKE A ROCKHOPPER NEST
–– Experience w/ junk washing, ball-bathing, and using unscented wipes to remove traces of sexual encounters.
-- Proficient in ice-fishing, walrus-chasing, and seal-baiting.

brb off to roast a chicken

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now

! surprised by this!

I just read "shopathong" as sounding like "chaka khan"

(as on the penguin thong image)

I am also mildly surprised that ENBB has been grossed out by this thread, but I feel like a little part of me dies every time I read the word "nutsmell," so I understand

Also, darraghmac, why'd you have to make me think of Cockney penguins?

http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Penguins-Of-Madagascar.jpg

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/322944086/Mens_penguin_g_string_underwear.jpg

LOL X-post Crut

! surprised by this!

tbh I think it was "nutsmell" that did it

just

just no

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://media.photobucket.com/image/penguin%20underwear/staticbyindustry/sims/bl308.jpg

Scrotal fetor

Hot froggin everynight as sung by Huey Lewis

http://site.abcunderwear.com/googleimages/bear-g-string.jpg

festering testes

mw, i just couldn't imagine 'smell my flipper' in any other accent, go figure

x-posts It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

:)

"Smell me flipper" would be Scouse, tho, no?

alright guys, we can all go home now

My balls smell like gold bond

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoX2GEjhO_HMAQbWjzbkF/SIG=12v0ul0t7/EXP=1312326406/**http%3a//www.imperialhampers.com/userfiles/image/items/FG6513TALCUMPOWDER.JPG

Um, actually...

I dip mine in a cigar box full of ball sweat

Sir, I curse you from the depths of my soul.

It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?

balls...roses...asshole

I just love everything about this post

"the love trifecta," we called it

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho

that's how they roll in 02155 (xp)

if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I just don't know how you keep on doing this to yourself

I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience

I gotta be honest this sounds delightful. to do, I mean. to watch film of it is considerably less delightful however

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdukksISb1qa1xnko1_500.gif

Rosewater ablutions, eh?

I have no idea what smell yo dick is mr. bs and I'm p sure I don't want to know either.

SMELL YO DICK

dayo if only you had read the second half of her post

curse my reading comprhension

you could also google "motley crue burrito" for the gist of the concept

Oh Jesus...

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker, but that'd just be way too awkward. Conversational hints have implied that he and his wife are not really into touching other human beings that much and he was squicked out by the idea of getting another person's saliva in his mouth (?!) in a kissing context one time?

they have two kids, I'm sure that the fluid swapping was a necessary evil of some sort

SMELL YO DICK

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iOXc7WQoMho/TKuvVawvGGI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/_lycSbK4voY/s1600/howie+yelling+oh+christ.jpg

xp washing your escrow after sex?

I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker

Hi Rick,

Please see attached the full text of my correspondence with DRN. I have some of the details on everyone CC'd somewhere in my sentbox if you need them.

Best,

MH

PS - washing your junk after sex ????? ;)

A+

please see attached defiled

i hang out on this msgboard i thought u might be interested

I share the same view as Michael White.

And I know some dudes who LOVE their nutsmell

On the whole, though, clean freaks are not sexy to me.

Yeah agreed. I'm not saying you have to roam around for days in a post-sex funk but I sort of read the original question as if ppl were immediately rushing to clean up and that's a bit weird and paranoid imo.

In general tho while I'm neither diry nor messy (usually) I'm about as far as you can get from a clean freak or germaphobe.

dying at schlump's fake email

Rick -
I know you're up to your ears, but we could really use your input on this - link.
I've asked Janet if she can take on some of your work so you're freed up. Let me know if you've any Qs.
MH.

lol my dad's name is rick

my coworker is only like a couple years older than me, which makes this even more awkward in some way

i think it's only awkward if you are sincerely considering sounding out someone you describe as a co-worker on his post coital hygiene

nah, more in the way that I could picture forgetting it's a horrible idea and trying to lead the conversation to it if we were out having drinks after work in a group

tipping the zookeeper isn't defined yet.

:(

at one time i would have been pretty sure this was a calum thread

none the worse for it

Washing your eyes after reading a calumn thread?

Who is calum?

Calum was a Britpopper and thus a crush when I first lurked around this borad <3

Here's a 'typical Calum question'
Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?

sort of like a British Tuomas iirc

Much, much more malign than Tuomas.

well I just meant in the sort of stream-of-consciousness/where the hell did THAT come from aspect

Calum wd actually fuck w/ people IRL

without subsequently washing his dick.

guys this thread was pretty ok so ixnay on the olltray from the ast-lay entury-say

i was gonna say, someone oughta google proof that name.

Dude seems kind of quaint in retrospect if you search "Nicky wire" in quotes

Don't read the threads, just the titles (order by oldest)

dying @ description of Calum as "a British Tuomas"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

voted just under the wire

eh the correct term is 'frenelum' iirc but that wasn't strictly the question.

I don't care about washing my junk except I don't really love things soaking into the sheets, because I'm probably the person responsible for changing & washing them, and I will care more about this than my partner. Actually I kind of liked it when I was with someone who used condoms, because it meant less clean-up for me!

Also hate falling asleep sweaty. But that's regardless of cause of sweatiness.

Also hate falling asleep sweaty

otm

Not unless I have an appointment with the gyn, like immediately. When I read Anais Nin I always liked the idea of sitting over a bowl of water with a sponge.

When I read the term nutsmell I thought of George RR Martin.

A Host of Nutsmells will not do well on the bestseller list

Nutsmell is the name of my dog

Nutsmell is the name of every dog

in re: nutsmell, having never actually gotten down face-to-face with a nut myself, does the nut itself have an odor or are we referring to a more general leg-meets-body crotch smell?

in a nutsmell

nuts... have faces?

the balls have ears

seeing-eye balls

I'm uncharacteristically grossed out right now but am still reading in anticipation of hearing about other women frogs has "had".

I like how even the word "had" sets off warning sirens in your head

Meh. It's not really the word or use thereof, it's mostly just you.

i have to be honest i dont hear many people outside of the rat pack talking about women they've "had". its not nec gross or bad it's just weird imo

I wasn't even using it in that way. I was saying "I had a woman" in the Beatles sense of the phrase

you're gonna have to try a little harder ENBB

to...do what

to not like you?

lol

"Having" another person is gross, esp given the history of having, taking, etc assorted rapiness w language used about women.

by "had" I actually meant "had a rape with"; good call

I wasn't even using it in that way. I was saying "I had a woman" in the Beatles sense of the phrase

you're gonna have to try a little harder ENBB

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

In the song where he burns the girl's house down afterward? frogbs, stop digging!

hey good job frogbs

you deflected that one really well and came out clean

It's weird that we 'have' sex when it really should be something less passive like 'make' or 'do'.

nobody is going to mistake you for being a misogynist and/or worse after that clever dodge

In the song where he burns the girl's house down afterward? frogbs, stop digging!

whoops!

Dude, you are either most pointless troll ever or just really fucking dumb.

frogbs, you are so controversial! i love it!!

Not mutually exclusive, ENBB

ha

true

frogsb, your style is fun without being too flashy, perfect for these long summer days. i salute your modern sensibility and fearless range of looks and emotions. i know they said you were just a "flash in this pan", but i beg to differ with the experts. who said quality control was just a thing of the nineties?

Seriously? 'Cause I don't remember qc being all that great in the nineties.

Also, frogbs, my totally unsolicited advice to you is not to respond a whole day later to that kind of critique. Take note of what she said and meant, pretend you never saw it, and move on, hopefully to better and nobler climes. This kind of online contumely is not only nagl but kind of sad.

oof and i thought frogbs was gonna get all the sb's itt but michael's gone for broke there

eh xp tbf

you know what they say. if you can remember what quality control was like in the nineties, then you probably weren't throwing clumps of mud at Puddle of Mudd at Woodstock '99

lol

in this thread, we are paternalistic

hi im matt damon

in this thread, we are paternalistic

Me? I was aiming more for avuncular.

man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn

But I do promise to you guys that I will be more mindful of the history of having and taking, etc.

frogbs, do you like ABBA?

hmm. i'll take a pass on that one.

haha, michael

We should poll washing your junk during sex, i.e. sexytimes in the shower.

goddammit, I thought I'd ruined this thread yesterday

must everything be taken from me

You'll always have "nutsmell".

Here's looking at you(r nutsack) kid.

You'll always have "nutsmell".

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

theater of the mind

Yes, actually, I do mind.

that reminds me, I should shower and turn on the AC

mr. pretentious "oh i take showers during hot weather months" . honestly, i've had just about enough of the snobby crowd that iltmi seems to attract

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

And justice for (most of ) all...

Seriously? 'Cause I don't remember qc being all that great in the nineties.

Came out in 2000 iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgpDN-bARwc

does the nut itself have an odor or are we referring to a more general leg-meets-body crotch smell?

This is interesting, because I have to tell you something: I find that the same smell usually associated with my junk also can be found in ah my belly button. From this I surmise that it's largely a "skin stuck together" smell.

yeah, sweat pockets kind of thing imo.

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

my junk does not smell like my belly button, thank god, because only a paper mill smells worse (maybe) than that

they don't have to be, darragh.

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

I have noticed this once or twice.

belly button smells are really the worst non-butt human smells around

sorry tonsil stones are the worst

maybe if you put a tonsil stone into a belly button and then squirted some nutsmell into the belly button

oh yeah I did that once

it smelled pretty bad

I knew a guy who did that except he would expunge it into a cigar box

wait I think I got it mixed up

O_ok what in the fuck @ tonsil stones

life is a beautiful thing and so fucking gross

tonsilloliths

call them by their unbearably elegant name

i think R'lyeh was built out of the tonsilloliths of the Old Ones..

Everyone I have asked about this topic irl (not coworkers) has responded "no, you crazy." sample size all male so far

"...I'd like a double quarterpounder with cheese. btw, do you wash your balls after fucking?"

Why are y'all always smelling your belly buttons? Don't you have to be super flexible to do that anyway?

Sniffing your belly button is a sign of the devil

sniffing your junk, however . . .

if your belly button is pungent enough, you don't have to bend to smell it....same with your balls

Wow dude you've got some pungent balls if you don't even need to make a token effort to smell them

Like that is leaving nutsmell territory and heading straight to nutstench

at that point you can see the stink lines

who are you, giorgio nutodor

i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.

xpost lol

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.

I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.

I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.

that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2KvpC8hIBE0/S_97nJpTqKI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/D-9gRKP251A/s1600/romantic-bubble-bath-ideas.jpg

but then you just have to wash up from the washing up, makes no sense

lack of gold bathtub imo

do you have to wash up after cuddling? how about after a massage?

like I said, lack of imagination

i kind of like that there's an implied solitary dimension, almost like a what these hands hath wrought period of lone reflection outside of the room

also i would always wash up after cuddling if i wasn't wearing protection

http://sixuntilme.com/blog-mt1/images/April07/cable_knit_sweater.jpg

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

otm, afterwards I go out to the back and stand on a bare concrete slab and she turns the hose on me and yells a lot, it's good times

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Buffalo-Bill-Silence-of-the-Lambs-525x350.jpg

yeah we're saving up for a pit but until then it's the slab

Interesting that so many people enjoy marinating in their own spunk or drawing out the sacred act of lovemaking into a ritual cleansing ceremony. Most times I either fall asleep or get the hell out of there

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/fx/one-night-stand-illo-0209-lg.jpg

speaking of pastrami-flavored contraceptives, I ripped open a condom package a couple of weeks ago that smelled like peanut butter.

when I see this thread title I hear it sung to the tune of Syd Barrett's "waving my arms in the air"

lol why do I have this thread bookmarked

lol otm

oh hey new answers in... oh, I have this bookmarked too

with the bookmark brouhaha I decided to look to see what I had bookmarked, since that's functionality I rarely use, and this thread was near the top

lol

tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2 tapered off pretty quickly. not very twisted, imo.

"sometimes it smells like penguins"

withdrawal in disgust is not the same thing as apathy

this thread is a delight

I just want you all to know that thanks to this thread, when I was caroling last year, I couldn't sing The Christmas Song without hearing "nutsmell wafting off my partner's face" and wanting to laugh

also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex

i can't stop laughing at all of this

well i mean,

man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:53 PM bookmarkflaglink

Good snapshot of frogbs’ bad posting years

for the record, most of my posts in this thread were trolling

I never shower/wash after sex. Can’t be arsed. I prefer to have a smoke.

great revive

i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.

the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.

please advise

can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"

i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread

any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny

is that what this is

put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?

that way? this way

circumcised kings go to sleep wearing damp socks like this, cueball princes go to sleep wearing damp socks like this

Well i no longer want my hummus

Donate it

I keep a clean house, me; visitors need not wipe their feet upon leaving