Deej and Jordan S: or how can you post so friggan much and still have no discernible posting style or personality?

I disagree. Both of them definitely have their own distinct personnas, at least in my mind.

sorry dude-- i dont know exactly what you even mean by "posting style"

probably true. i have trouble distinguishing them though. please to describe said personas?

xpost

i like both these guys

i don't even see you posting in any threads i post in anyway chaki

lol tho i think i says a lot abt u chaki that u need ppl to have a "posting style"!

i have no feelings either way however you WOULD think that after being americas next top poster you would have a UNDENIABLE style.

i dont think people "have" to have a posting style, i think people naturally do. it reflects who they are. its just a fact of message board life.

can you rundown posting styles of some of yr fave posters?

genuinely interested

ok #1:

max: milquetoast kiss ass

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8527/michaeljacksonpopcornjm0.gif

top ten posters:

El Tomboto 1266 - Internet Hardman
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 1137 - Young, naive, enthusiastic
deej 924 - ?
J0rdan S. 894 - ?
HI DERE 892 - funloving, dirty joke guy
Sara R-C 813 - motherly
Dom Passantino 768 - self hating british, joeks bruv
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 751 - lol NYC
max 734 - milquetoast
remy bean 732 - depressio

i was young naive and enthusiastic once

but yeah chaki do you really post in any of the threads i do?

basically my posts are in the primaries thread and rolling ringtone threads

trying not to get myself in trouble here

deej: ilx ringtone crew OG. Tends to be a bit entrenched/stubborn, but not as aggressive as ethan or as droll as Alex in Bmore.

J0rdan S.: ilx ringtone crew newjack. A bit glib, not much given to extemporizing or arguing at length. Noticeably young.

thanks rev!

i dont think people "have" to have a posting style, i think people naturally do. it reflects who they are. its just a fact of message board life.

-- chaki, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 3:45 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are u saying i am the new luna

she obv worked very hard at "creating" a persona.

so do you dude

*ceases to exist*

if you say so, max!

http://i31.tinypic.com/mb4ejc.jpg
Send me money

but seriously if the real question is 'why do i have so many posts' and the answer is that i spend most of my time contributing to/arguing in the primaries thread which is ilx's most active thread on a weekly basis. i was barely in the top 40 until very recently (around the same time this political stuff started heating up)

plus i got a new job w/ more free time

and j0rdan s. is a college student = crazy amounts of free time

ok so whats max's excuse?

i have a discernable posting style, its "milquetoast"

I always hear all these references to Luna and Lunagate, what exactly was the deal with her/that?

how does college student = crazy amounts of free time anyway?

arnt you guys supposed to be working on papers and stuff?

i usually don't post to ilx between 10 am - 3 pm central because i'm in class but after that i'm not really doing anything-- maybe studying once a week or so, spend maybe an hour/hour a half a day on homework, other than that the rest is "free time"

anyway i think this comes down to chaki not reading any of the threads deej and i mostly post in so idk what to tell you dude, i think rev got our "posting styles" down pretty much

perhaps our personalities are too nuanced to be properly adapted to an internet forum w/out posting 'wacky' wdyll pics

you're probably right. but i see you guys post on like every thread.

max you should win some award for getting all cap'n save a college student in this thread.

i dont get it dude, i thought we were buds

chaki- butthurts bros and then assures that they are still bros

lol thread

dude i dont get it - ive posted in maybe 8 active ile threads from the last day, and only like 4 of them had more than one post from me, and fewer i was actually active in in the last day. not to get all jaymc here

and on ilm its more like 4 threads

instead getting all pissy u guys should really be taking this opportunity to pick chakis brain abt techniques for developing incredible internet personas

Hey, J0rdan S.

i dont trust chaki his personas are hit-or-miss

guys we are all bros im asking an honest question here that i admitted most likely pertains to my lack of attention paying. i think that my question was answered and i thank you for that. max i have nothing against you. we were exchanging barbs here which bros often times do. in conclusion i think this was a great thread and we all learned a lot about each other.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k61/rancidrancid25/op8.jpg

chaki has had some pretty great personas in his day

1 luna

2 big jim swells

trayce was a great one

murderdogger was good but i was disappointed in mr ilx

yes pp?

7. lingbert

dude was just saying "hey"

guys it's nothing to be embarassed about, i'm pretty sure i have no discernible posting style or personality.

You go to school in Boone County, right?

Jordan: gets pissed at J0rdan S. for dragging his good name through the mud

yeah i go to univ. missouri-columbia

can you do me a favor for me sometime?

what's that?

I need you to go piss on every one of those fucking columns and burn the administration building down again, thankz.

re sockpuppets i lolz lots when people get SO MAD and so self congratulatory at calling me out when its obviously me not trying very hard. wow you figured out mr ilx was me, guys!? you are must be batman himself! its a chaki thing. no one cares when gear does his fake german guys.

and knock down those reactor towers too. They creep me out.

xp

chaks i was holding out hope that mr ilx wasnt you :(

also ppl never call u out in funny ways which is a problem, i would think it was funnier if they said shit that wasnt like "oh hi chaki"

why? mr ilx posted on ONE thread and it was a lolz thread. why do you care so much?

mr ilx also is a hilarious name.

i dont care dude i was just disappointed in the output, murderdogger generated lols, mr ilx was sort of blah. im just trying to give u feedback for future sockpuppets

i duno man that thread was a success imo.

listen u cant just go around pretending to be a guy who knows everything abt ilx when you dont and cant even be bothered to im jaymc or whatever wtf

i am so not depressio, except for that one month when i lost my house/job

yeah you should have at the very least just made stuff up

i would prefer schitzofrenico

yeah Mr ILX was like no jaymc, no credibility

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/dazzlejunction/greetings/sorry/sorry_2.gif

kekekeke

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 1137 - Young, naive, enthusiastic

do i need to start drinking more whiskey and quit shaving and start talking all apocalypse all the time

see these are the important question that demand chakis attention ^^^

a large part of your hoos appeal is that you have remained consistent throughout the normal ilx hazing process

so i would recommend against

you ALL need to post less.

(jk luv u guys)

i briefly toyed with creating a hyper-conservative immigrant sockpuppet with shoddy english, but i knew who i'd attract, and the certainty of being outed as a "racist" so i never followed up.

also gabbneb already exists

http://www.hazelwood.k12.mo.us/~cdavis01/webquests/prw/family%20aboard%20ship.jpg

i kinda who know jordan s is now, still don't know about jordan without the s, and he's been here a long time, no?

man in beardo mode i look like i play in a stoner metal band

fake germans, ist news to mir

me

hi chaki just checking to make sure i have a discernable posting style to justify my post count thx :)

it seems like everyone bought the lingbert persona as being a real person

it's like wow i'm posting under another name couldn't possibly be the chakster!

hi chaki just checking to make sure i have a discernable posting style to justify my post count thx :)

nope

lol

everyone hating on me for pointing out these dudes are bland. its tough being me.

hey chaki fuck you

GR8080 BANNED

;_;

max doesn't seem milquetoast to me

ive been here since 03 chaki, eat a dick

im sorry i havent created an enjoyable internet persona for you

i kinda who know jordan s is now, still don't know about jordan without the s, and he's been here a long time, no?

-- gershy, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

undiscernible since '01!

Is posting style like mic style y/n?

Maybe you could jazz up your handles with some "flair" like The Rev. or BIG HOOS over there. Or try a gimmick like gershy.

maybe ppl should ignore chaki when he plays ILX police?

http://www.fatherofcain.com/USERIMAGES/Style%20Wars(2).jpg

^^^ pretty sure "gr8080" is a chaki sock puppet!!!

woah woah woah clam down everyone. http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/images/smilies/addon%20smilies/lol-sign.gif

maybe ppl should ignore chaki when he plays ILX police?

you dont seem to be doing such a great job.

Cheezit, rocco --the fuzz

why doesn't everyone listen to me?

creating an ilx persona is great art
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50337131/Hancrafted_Wooden_Frame.jpg

but really i refuse to be categorized. my persona is above simple pigeonholing. i am not only larger than ilx, i am larger than life

Kudos Jordan S on o_0 find on NB.

That is quality. Nobody rides for free.

on this thread chaki has:

1) deleted posts of mine
2) posted as me
3) had fun doing it

whatta slut

i think i have a pretty dtistinct posting sytle

distinct posting style*

(stock gay porn zing)

i dont think people "have" to have a posting style, i think people naturally do. it reflects who they are. its just a fact of message board life.

-- chaki, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 1:45 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Have a style why because it look intersting.

Do you have a schtick?

IL* Challenge

got overtaken by j0rdan this weekend ;_;

yeah i was just home posting to ilx of all last week :/

this board is becoming a deej/ jordan s jackoff sesh just like the rest of ilx. i think i will ban them.

peace bro

jk

sheesh bro

u guys ultimo response to thread question would have been "who are you?"

"posting style" = schtick

i didn't read this thread

lets keep Sarges out just so we can taunt him about it

-- The Reverend, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:21 PM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:21 PM) Bookmark Link

lol what is that from

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=24#unread

^ burn

I'm inviting regular Jordan for additional J0rdan S. lulz

Boy: Hey Billy! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Homer.
Homer: Why not!?

[boy points to sign, "No Homers Club"]

Homer: But you let in Homer Glumplich!
Homer Glumplich: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Boy: It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one.
Homer: Oh.

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:45 PM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:45 PM) Bookmark Link

lol "it says no JordanS"

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:46 PM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:46 PM) Bookmark Link

h1 guyz

-- Jordan, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:51 PM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:51 PM) Bookmark Link

thx for inviting me to boaradown

-- Jordan, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:52 PM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:52 PM) Bookmark Link

baiting for the butthurt thread

http://imnh.isu.edu/Public/JustForKids/CordageDiscoveryBox/Images/Uses/Snare5Web.gif

mmmmm look at those tasty snacks there in that trap

mmmm forbidden donut

it's cool me and preview of the matrix 12 are facebook friends now so i don't need u guyz anyway

lol

sarge there are 4 of you on facebook which is true

largish pic hiding behind blue cup

are you the party hat or jailbait or high school peeps

Network:
Missouri '10

damn i must be spelling a sarge wrong

is there a zero in your actual name

lol

correct spelling: Ban Jordan Sargent for posting pornography.

that thread is pretty great

lol yeah too bad tom deleted the fight chakiles and i had in the ice cube thread

you guys are a real couple of fucking winners

you can't fuck with tombot when it comes to hardman lulz

lmbo this is a great fuccn thread title... i didnt read the thread obv~

qft

chaki do you like my brand new discernible posting style?

curtis, you are a classic that should never change.

curtis you kinda seemed to curve off from it on the curtis borad thread; which is fine cuz i prefer the mixture tbh

this thread is ALRIGHT

from dell on the say something nice thread:

deej- j0rdan S.'s right-hand man? no complaints

loooool

his hypeman, if you will

http://i32.tinypic.com/307xoup.gif

l-r: deej, j0rdan S., big hoos

hahahahaha

10/10

everytime deez, i think i'm reading DEEJ, like on full house

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:22 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that actually hurt

not because of the deej comp but because of the surmounter zing

he wasn't talking about you

well thats a relief then

wait he was

crutis i really thought you were a man i could trust

crutis i really thought you were a man

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/03/trust-no-one.jpg

^^^^^

jackoff sesh?

that is impossible because I AM NOT DEEJ PEOPLE

i already self zinged w pic of deej from full house many moons ago.

happy birthday BIG SARGE btw

it's Jordan's dad's birthday?

stuntin like my daddy

thank you curtis

had a final today at 8 am-- too tired to even post a gif of streamers or something

think im going to celebrate tonight by having an internet jackoff sesh

embracing this in the spirit of 'good humor' and all, it still sounds pretty gross/TMI

i know

i thot it was funny, hb j0rdi

http://captainmike.org/Stuff/geordi3.JPG

deej 10899
J0rdan S. 9270

lol basically a third of that was in one month