Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

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Is there any greater repository of bad net art than pictures of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Thanks to myspace, I don't think so.

http://www.christianprofile.com/Images/Jesus/images/jesus013.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.religioustattoos.net/Images/Jesus/jesus_33.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f204/dac0917/jesus_lol.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images/Art-Mini-Prints/kolongi-footprints.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.9linton.com/imagesBLOGS2/JesusDino.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/jesus-with-rifle.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/pics/Jesus_Fu.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-wewerebad.png

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/Jesus%20and%20Pet%20copy.gif

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

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― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.photocasket.com/patriotic/220.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pjchmiel.com/fp/Jesus911.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of laughed at the "owned" one...

― Drooone, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT tha.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

tombot's won.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whisperingangelsgift.com/Animated_jesus_wine_bread_hg_clr.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.answer-islam.org/jesus.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.teamjesususa.com/tjusafull.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.holyfireminst.com/files/sing_animated__joan4jesus2.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://i386.kruel.org/images/lol_jesus_small.JPG

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://i14.tinypic.com/4r7e81x.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/jesus-loves-you-bunches.gif

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/6biww8x.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/637pz4i.gif

― StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/332433281_6927bd6c1e_o.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

This is where I start thinking that Islam's ban on certain caricatures ain't that bad of an idea.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe 'with you always' hasn't been mentioned yet

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/carpetlayer.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/teller.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i googled pencil sketches of gay sex and photoshopped one of those jesus drawings onto it once but can't find now

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

This one actually has me kind of enthused about jogging today!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/jogger.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.flash.net/~balloonz/Jesus%20Front%202.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

"IT'S JESUS LOL" cracks me up every time.

― onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus made our board go squinty :(

― onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/golfer.jpg

more here
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Where is "don't let him merge"? That's my favorite.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.brookston.org/beer/wp-content/beerpix/jesus-beer-poster.jpg

― Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/teller2.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

HOW DID U FIGURE OUT FONT

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/construction.jpg

this might be better for that caption

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

deej that is priceless, i love this

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/juggler.jpg

― Jena, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

all of them are excellent for that caption

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tomorrowlands.org/art/chibijesus/orion-cjluuv.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

haha the juggler one is the one i photoshopped onto a 'pencil sex' GIS image

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/bankteller.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/teller.jpg

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

best thread on ilx ever

― the next grozart, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.inspired-art.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/atthehelmo.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fcsweb.org/HIS_PEACE_LION_LAMB.jpg
?

i think the one of jesus riding the dinosaurs is my favorite

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

I like the one by a kid (I hope) with a goat, an elephant with a ponytail, a muslim and a cup of tea in hell.

― chap, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

can't get over the juggling dude's jim carey circa 'dumb&dumber' face

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.picturesofjesus4you.com/images/undefeated.jpg

― Jena, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.picturesofjesus4you.com/images/sawtat.jpg

― Jena, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

wtf wow

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/surgeon.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

he should just take over, really

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Not netart, but I saw this in Mexico:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/463684464_c300266f0d.jpg?v=0

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-12/with-you-always.gif

― gershy, Thursday, 17 May 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

Let's not forget this one:

http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/withyoualways1.jpg

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/080506/always-with-you.gif

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youthblog.org/saviour%20ahd.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT

http://i18.tinypic.com/5xq5bu8.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/61otdfp.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://i2.tinypic.com/6chem4j.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://i6.tinypic.com/6f60jcz.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.andy2000.org/imagefolder/JesusCake.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/4mmwuwi.jpg
http://i18.tinypic.com/68mt46o.jpg
http://i6.tinypic.com/6415j7c.jpg

(from the brilliant http://www.thebricktestament.com )

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus is like a cake, every slice is good?

― G00blar, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mmmmm, what a wonderful slice of Jesus!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://i8.tinypic.com/4zm0pkn.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.tinypic.com/6ey0qyg.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i9.tinypic.com/4qgc2zd.gif
http://i13.tinypic.com/4u45qhx.gif
http://i8.tinypic.com/6aukcuv.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

(Do non-crappy savior images actually exist?)

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1244/motherxv8.jpg

― Confounded, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.tinypic.com/4xv36h1.gif

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/6bohx91.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD BUY ALL OF THESE JESUS PEZ DISPENSERS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/4rbexsl.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.timshen.truepath.com/christian/lazarus_resurrection_hg_clr.gif http://www.timshen.truepath.com/christian/Jesus_appears.gif

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Here I come. Here I come. OMG I'm answering your prayers.
http://www.timshen.truepath.com/christian/showers3.gif
PSYCHE!!!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4kykzn7.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4r94dw7.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

okay that is melting my brain

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/628hb0o.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

they had a dog?

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fudhfa.gif

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theflagpole.com/images/jesus%20holding%20flag.JPG

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Crazy/ymca_jesus.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ Peacelord of Pez

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://i10.tinypic.com/5z6luv7.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/4y7xhua.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.floppyswop.co.uk/files/media/jesusbiscuitsad.gif

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/micah/repjesus70.gif

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/JesusToast.JPG

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

omg i see him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Is that... Frosty????

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bibleexplained.com/revelation/r-seg13-14/dragon-remnant-sm.jpg

― Greist, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/4mvlfn4.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

This is what I JUST GOT in my work inbox, fwd from stupid customer:

Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

If you agree......keep it going

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Aww, I like the "doggie in heaven with Jesus" one.

And the trucker "Always With You" one is my fave.

― kingfish, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/4zd58c3.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

jesus is like pie: pretty good, but better with a dollop of cool whip! jesus is like maxwell house: good to the last drop. jesus is like, uh..

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/JesusToast.JPG=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/68/041_24_059~Zig-Zag-Man-Posters.jpg??!!

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

(Do non-crappy savior images actually exist?)

-- StanM, Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:29 AM (3 hours ago)

medieval/renaissance art to thread?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

best thread in any possible universe anywhere, evah by the way

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://mccoy.lib.siu.edu/jmccall/otherafricas/img/blood-of-jesus.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'll never tire of this one:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/preacher.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost omg

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if it would make an appropriate Mass card.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

That has to be from worth1000 or similar!

It depends on if you liked the deceased or not, I suppose...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

― G00blar, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mormons.JPG
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/imus.JPG

from loljesus.com. I know...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

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― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

before:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/bodybuilder.jpg

after:

http://i8.tinypic.com/6aukcuv.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

black jesus one not even close to funny

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://qandablog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/showerjesus1_1.jpg

SHOWER JESUS

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2006/0804/9631632_240X180.jpg

JESUS SHRIMP

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2005/1027/5188858_400X300.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

There's something kind of poignant about ghostly Jesus in the gym there. It's as if he wishes he could pump iron too, but he can't because he is ghostly.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

he truly is everywhere

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

warning - armfuls of aborted children
http://www.ycvf.org/images/email/patronaborted.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

I don't know, he's looking a little chunky around the ghostly face there. I reckon he could use a workout.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

to me he has that expression like he's holding his breath to keep himself from busting out laughing

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost Shame to let all those white babies go to waste.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, you're right. xp

warning - armfuls of aborted children

For someone who's meant to be looking after them, she's dropping an awful lot of them. Is she juggling them?

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

THERE'S JUST TOO MANY :"(

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

that is totally Slayer's next album cover

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

the thing i love about the preacher + jesus image is that it looks as if jesus was a retarded kid imitating the preacher's movements

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yes! But a lot of them look that way to me.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/cooked-jesus-slices.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/06/05/jesuspan.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

"I could be a preacher. I could do that. Go on, gis a job."

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/patronabortedcopy.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

i think she just spotted a kitten

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

I am in awe of dog's butthole Jesus. You have to tell me if that's a photoshop because if it's not, I think I am going to start going to church.

PS: Put the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!

― Jenny, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

I just found it under a GIS for 'jesus'. This may be because it's the first thing people say when they see it.

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://whytheluckystiff.net/i.content/pet.portrait-jesus.beckons.cat.jpg

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

sorry I'm a little slow on the uptake

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

OMG it's dog-butt Jesus' evil twin!

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

It's so good. Why not post it twice?

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://markc1.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bush_jesusadrs.jpg

― Mark C, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fudhfa.gif

^^^^ OMG I HAVE SEEN THIS BIBLE

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/04/raptor%20jesus.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

since this thread is already not-worksafe:

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/porn/jesus-pornstars.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theflagpole.com/image_full_size_pages/USA%20Flag%20%20Jesus.JPG

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

The only possible reaction to this thread is just to say…
http://www.chrisjeffs.co.uk/images/herring.jpg

― ExtensionsOff, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

ANTI CHRISTS . WELCOME 2 HELLDOOM 2 DOGMODE/ NO CLIPPING MODE. BURN IN IMAGIST HELL SATANIST BLASPHEMERS.

Toodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/chromski/goddebtIII.jpg

| THREADMURDER | THREADMURDER | THREADMURDER |

― luriqua, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think that's Jesus. However, we salute you for trying.

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Is that... an actual shit sandwich???

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

That's a mean thing to call Jesus.

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/chromski/drj.jpg xpost

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://neogenius.worldwarfive.net/images/bob.jpg

― dice in my pockets, Friday, 18 May 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

OMG latebloomer's before/after jesus shots are killing me.

― Trayce, Friday, 18 May 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

Poor baby elephant, getting all calipered and stuck in a Nurse With Wound sleeve against its will...

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

So, yeah, that happened.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l318/neptune_sounds/LOL.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I somehow totally missed this thread, which was started before mine and is full of great shit:BIBLE KITSCH

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

The junkie pic is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Aw, man, I wish I'd clicked the thread earlier, it's hilarious and not that NSFW after all.

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://jpn.mp3records.cz/ine/jesus_rap.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youthblog.org/archives/jesus-needs-you.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

That needs to be a t-shirt.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

sign me up for one

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/58566-1/RepublicanJesus.png

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

I've had the "With You Always" one with the secretary on it posted in my office for over a year because I really think being reminded of his presence really helps me crank out those spreadsheets just *that* much faster.

I love this thread.

― ENBB, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gita-society.com/images/krishna-christ.jpg

― Caledonia, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.filmbrain.com/photos/uncategorized/counterculture_christ.jpg

― Caledonia, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/sallman/Christ-our-pilot-zoom.jpg

― Caledonia, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://✧✧✧.subgen✧✧✧.com/bigfist/pics10/legume/Chr✧✧✧@Lu✧✧✧.j✧✧

― Caledonia, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

OUR MIGHTY EMAIL OBSCURER PWND YOUR JESUS.

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think there should be a "with you always" one for cookie-baking moms. Somebody has to stop me from burning the cookies. Why not Jesus?

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Sail onward, young Charlie Sheen toward your destiny!"

― latebloomer, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.boards.co.uk/forum/uploads/eltimmo/2006-09-25_220447_jesus_surfing.JPG

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7582/quojapanesejesusds1.jpg

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1269/quojapanesejesus2zu4.jpg

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

(i did not make these)

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

last night a deej saved my life

― sanskrit, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

omg Steve Aoki DJ's with Jesus as his co-pilot.

Classic.

― dan selzer, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

jesus enables the enabler

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

for my birthday last week i saw steve aoki and that dude from 'that 70s show' :D

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

no sightings of jesus though

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

BUT THERE WERE TWO SETS OF FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND BEHIND AOKI'S DECKS

― max, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

that's the greatest pic ever.

― nathalie, Saturday, 19 May 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dude in "With you always" dentist chair looks just like Xhuxk!

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p315/ovivip/religious/017.gif

― gr8080, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h196/burningtaper/Jesus_Carrying_Cross.gif

― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://home9.inet.tele.dk/mha/Images/jesus-pogo-cross.gif
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c388/wowhappydude/Tapdance.gif

― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

hell, why not:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/requiemtears.jpg

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Forget Jesus, who is that incredibly hott tattooed girl in quojapanesejesus2zu4.jpg above???

― mei, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://tampere.vapaa-ajattelijat.fi/pakanasanomat/1999-3/jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.juho.com/in/kuvat/jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.oph.fi/etalukio/uskonto/kurssi2/kuvat/2_6_3_muut_varanas_jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://taidemuseo.kuopio.fi/kirkkotaide/kuvat/kokokuvat/MaaninkaSalvatoreMundiUS.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.leppavaaranseurakunta.fi/documents/2005/08/enkeli4.gif

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://uberkuul.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/jesus-saves-by-little-people-blog.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kitsch.fi/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/da5526a84f31a5821fa4675eca83a91b.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://mr_z.users.daug.net/pics/jesus-sharing.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tuukkavirtaperko.net/comic/1/0016.jpg

The guy says in the first panel: "Jesus is coming."

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pelastussanoma.fi/Armo.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.hear.fi/kuvat/virginmanson.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.artists.fi/106.nayttely/img/okkonen_h.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.advent.ee/meieaeg/pildid/Jeesus_naerab.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/31/28/243128.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/2282088722_c9c949e0b5.jpg?v=0

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ gloryhole of god

― Slumpman, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

black jesus drive like this

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lonvig.dk/ap-vejle-jellingestenens-kristus-500.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kotiposti.net/~raamattu/kristinusko/sanoma/pic/jesus-praying.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.vivalaspella.com/images/slike/8_kristus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.onkosetotta.net/kuvat/AjaO-Jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://mikomolari.googlepages.com/jeesus.jpg/jeesus-full.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.verikoirat.com/blog_kuvat/juhlayo.gif

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://olavi.catholic.fi/kuvat/paasiainen_2006_khra.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tamk.fi/~a4pviipp/jeesus_joulupukki.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.auranseurakunta.fi/ajankohtaista/uutisia_september-october_mmvi/uutislista_sept-oct_mmvi/uutisia_maius-august_mmvi/uutislista/32020-605855.jpeg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.myheritagefiles.com/H/storage/site1/files/80/78/42/807842_983034bd77ec64bk5ezg30.JPG

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kitsch.fi/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/ee655a106d607958d7e1a0b6de23ff34.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nic.fi/~tomk/kuvat/ristiinnaulittu_ylapuolelta_kuvattuna.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.vapahtaja.net/crusifix.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://greifenschlucht.de/images/jesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

for my birthday last week i saw steve aoki and that dude from 'that 70s show' :D

-- deej

sounds horrible

― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

Cool little story....

No matter how religious you may or may not be, this
could still give you chills. I heard this story
before, but is still kind of cool to send. Great
visual image.

A young man who had been raised as an atheist was
training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious
influence in his life came from his outspoken
Christian friend. The young diver never really paid
much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard
them often.

One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the
college he attended. The lights were all off, but as
the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright,
there was plenty of light to practice by.
The young man climbed up to the highest diving board
and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of
the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow
on the wall.

The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross.
Instead of diving, he knelt down and finally asked God
to come into his life. As the young man stood, a
maintenance man walked in and turned the lights on.
The pool had been drained for repairs.

Remember this story and send it to a friend.
Yes, I do Love Jesus. He is my source of existence and
Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am
nothing but with Him I can do all things through
Christ that strengthens me. Phil 4:13

Share with others if you are so moved.

― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

THANK GOD OMGZ IF HE HADN'T PRAYED HE WOULD'VE GONE SPLAT LOL

― Mordy, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

A GIFT FOR YOU

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 06:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-jesus-tattoo.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/81/Miracles_of_Jesus_Precut.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.rrbbs.com/images/jesus.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.virtualp.us/jesus-hates-dildo.jpg

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://uskotoivorakkaus.fi/jeesus/jeesuksen-kuvat/kuvat/b_che.gif/image

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://vuodatus-media-3.web-effect.net/g/36708/1681766.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://uskotoivorakkaus.fi/jeesus/kysy-jeesuksesta/mita-tiedetaan-jeesuksen-lapsuudenperheesta/images/imageinnercontentproxy.2008-04-22.6044223089/pa_thumb/imagex471x656.jpeg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.kotimaa.fi/kotimaa/images/stories/200703/jeesus_kalenterissa600.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/tranfo/Jeesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/serawisus/KRISTUS%201.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.czech.cz/pic.aspx?id=11314&lang=cs-CZ

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.airbrush-jure.com/motorji/big/KRISTUS-maska.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-wewerebad.png

did jess harvell draw this?!?!

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

omg that is awesome on so many levels

― MOAR HUMOR THAN A HUMAN(E) (jjjusten), Friday, 31 July 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%20jesus/slater5/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.muffinsquad.com/images/jesus-gun.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://babble.com/CS/blogs/politicalnanny/jesus.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XCkTSf0swcQ/SeHGmzY5SeI/AAAAAAAAFrI/Um_o__3n7Vo/s400/weird-jesus-holy-gun.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus_02.jpg

WTF?!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/9746xokrs_3068200328_784ac42c56.jpg

Hey Jesus, stop stealing Wolverine's smack!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://protoplasm.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/dinosaur.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jesus_and_the_dinosaurs.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.art4god.com/bin/print/zoom/nan_zoom.jpg

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

"Mom" was the most famous tattoo in history. It seems obvious that if Jesus were to shock the status quo in the 21st Century with a tattoo that it would say "Father".

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

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