you're telling me max fried this ben rice? a thread for the 2025 new york yankees

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sell the team, hal!

The Yankees reign supreme atop @Forbes' most valuable MLB franchises of 2025 šŸ’° pic.twitter.com/4N3EAbP07m

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) March 26, 2025

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 17:38 (eight months ago)

Is Pablo Reyes really making this roster?

Great title btw

triste et cassƩ (gyac), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 17:45 (eight months ago)

the yankees are reportedly in the market for a right-handed hitter, and they've made a pre-opening day trade each of the last two years. so maybe not?

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 18:47 (eight months ago)

Mitch haniger is laying on the curb. What’s the worst that could happen

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 20:44 (eight months ago)

hal would have to pay luxury tax *shudder*

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 20:50 (eight months ago)

the yankees are reportedly in the market for a right-handed hitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROfn0-8-r8

omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2025 20:53 (eight months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYt87VW02mY

calstars, Wednesday, 26 March 2025 20:55 (eight months ago)

austin wells with first leadoff homer on opening day in yankees history, first catcher to hit a leadoff home run in mlb history

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 March 2025 21:06 (eight months ago)

love wells. great start

calstars, Thursday, 27 March 2025 21:28 (eight months ago)

goldschmidt, bellinger, and judge went B2B2B to start the game off ex-yankee nestor cortes. three pitches, three dingers. judge’s was one of the longest homers to left I’ve ever seen and was estimated at 468ft lol

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 29 March 2025 19:23 (eight months ago)

Fuck Nesta

calstars, Saturday, 29 March 2025 19:25 (eight months ago)

judge has 3 HR this game and just missed his 4th by about 7 feet, ended up with a double off the wall

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 29 March 2025 19:28 (eight months ago)

nine homers, five errors

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 March 2025 20:00 (eight months ago)

It’s the Yankee way

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 29 March 2025 20:30 (eight months ago)

hitting .333/.427/.804 as a team, with 15 homers and 36 runs in three games

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2025 12:54 (eight months ago)

passan on the bats: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/44477141/mlb-2025-torpedo-bowling-pin-bats-new-york-yankees-taking-baseball

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 31 March 2025 18:21 (eight months ago)

one month passes...

they have got to get devin williams out of high leverage situations. just malpractice

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 May 2025 13:18 (seven months ago)

Pete Alonso’s dramatic game-winning home run on October 3, 2024 against Devin Williams in Game 3 of the Mets-Brewers Wild Card Series has set both players on completely different journeys

Alonso since (46 G, including postseason):
šŸ”ø .335 AVG, 12 HR, 40 RBI, 1.116 OPS
šŸ”ø Leads… pic.twitter.com/OAAzMtpbnl

— SNY Mets (@SNY_Mets) May 6, 2025

龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2025 16:01 (seven months ago)

he has been cursed by the polar bear

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 May 2025 16:47 (seven months ago)

they have been... polar opposites

龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2025 16:53 (seven months ago)

How do y’all feel about DJs return

calstars, Saturday, 17 May 2025 19:06 (seven months ago)

Last night they had this ridiculous graphic pairing mattingly and Hernandez. Not sure I buy it

calstars, Saturday, 17 May 2025 19:08 (seven months ago)

will warren has figured something out.

9 k’s for the second straight game and it’s only the 5th inning

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 May 2025 00:23 (seven months ago)

sure the rangers are the most k-happy team in baseball, but still

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 May 2025 00:23 (seven months ago)

dj has been playing well since his return, which is nice to see. even diminished dj of recent years is better than pablo reyes anyway

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 May 2025 00:25 (seven months ago)

I expect nothing from DJ and that’s exactly what I get

calstars, Wednesday, 21 May 2025 00:54 (seven months ago)

killer thread title

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 May 2025 01:12 (seven months ago)

two weeks pass...

Bros can’t get a single rally going tonight

calstars, Thursday, 5 June 2025 01:29 (six months ago)

Jizz Jizm Jr

calstars, Friday, 6 June 2025 23:46 (six months ago)

red sux, more like

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 June 2025 23:49 (six months ago)

Take DJ out of the lineup already

calstars, Sunday, 8 June 2025 01:02 (six months ago)

how dare you denigrate derek jeter

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 June 2025 01:18 (six months ago)

?

calstars, Sunday, 8 June 2025 01:21 (six months ago)

Why are they still playing DJ

calstars, Sunday, 8 June 2025 23:41 (six months ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/rwQzX8yD/IMG-2740.jpg

calstars, Monday, 9 June 2025 00:00 (six months ago)

dj says, ā€œthis one is for calstarsā€

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 June 2025 00:26 (six months ago)

Yeah boyyy

calstars, Monday, 9 June 2025 00:27 (six months ago)

Djjjj

calstars, Monday, 9 June 2025 01:10 (six months ago)

Live by the DJ, die by the DJ

calstars, Monday, 9 June 2025 01:11 (six months ago)

The Red Sox have a player in the lineup tonight batting .083
Also why are they wearing green

calstars, Friday, 13 June 2025 22:52 (six months ago)

Will bros ever score again

calstars, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 00:36 (six months ago)

What’s the chain that Jizm wears - a Panama hat?

calstars, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 00:50 (six months ago)

^^^classic asshole yankee fan shit

christ you are fucking useless

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 01:11 (six months ago)

calstars is andrew cuomo and i claim my $2 bill

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 01:14 (six months ago)

I like your style mook. Real fresh

calstars, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 01:26 (six months ago)

let me guess -- you've found god and god told you to refer to one of your own team's players as 'jizm'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 01:32 (six months ago)

King Goldshit eading off tonight

calstars, Friday, 20 June 2025 23:29 (six months ago)

ā€œNow batting…number 13…Jizz…Jizm…Jrā€

calstars, Friday, 20 June 2025 23:37 (six months ago)

Volpe is a punk
Judy is a runt

calstars, Friday, 20 June 2025 23:44 (six months ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/66YW4YdW/IMG-2954.jpg

The fuck

calstars, Sunday, 29 June 2025 18:38 (five months ago)

Actually this is the second ā€œ11ā€ shirt I’ve seen today

calstars, Sunday, 29 June 2025 18:40 (five months ago)

Bro is trying too hard

calstars, Sunday, 29 June 2025 18:40 (five months ago)

This game feels like an alt reality subway series. Scherzer looks like a fucking lunatic

calstars, Monday, 30 June 2025 23:32 (five months ago)

rodon has been pretty awesome this year

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 30 June 2025 23:53 (five months ago)

Big Jizzin’

calstars, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 00:03 (five months ago)

Jizz wears a different pendant each game I guess

calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2025 01:29 (five months ago)

ā€œPlease…go all the wayā€¦ā€

calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2025 01:46 (five months ago)

Jettison jasson and volpe and you got a team

calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2025 02:08 (five months ago)

Volpy redeemed

calstars, Saturday, 5 July 2025 22:09 (five months ago)

Belli and Goldy have been most welcome additions this year

calstars, Sunday, 6 July 2025 19:57 (five months ago)

Amazing play by Belli

calstars, Sunday, 6 July 2025 20:06 (five months ago)

fare thee well dj the mahieu

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 July 2025 21:03 (five months ago)

sleepingonabigpileofmoney.gif

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 July 2025 21:17 (five months ago)

Big Belly

calstars, Saturday, 12 July 2025 00:27 (five months ago)

Rodin, renaissance master

calstars, Saturday, 12 July 2025 00:33 (five months ago)

Antonio di Volpi, professional understudy

calstars, Saturday, 12 July 2025 00:45 (five months ago)

pca just got absolutely fucked on that call haha

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Saturday, 12 July 2025 00:53 (five months ago)

ā€œCody Codyā€¦ā€

calstars, Saturday, 12 July 2025 01:26 (five months ago)

Big G got hbp in his elbow, out for next 2-3 years

calstars, Saturday, 12 July 2025 19:36 (five months ago)

We back?

calstars, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 23:18 (five months ago)

😬

H.P, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 23:19 (five months ago)

This whole rally would have been avoided if Volpe could throw a baseball to first base

calstars, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 01:02 (five months ago)

Just a miserable team to watch

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 26 July 2025 04:28 (four months ago)

The Ben-wah Rice balls era

calstars, Sunday, 27 July 2025 19:44 (four months ago)

Volpe’s got a bad case of the Knoblauchs

calstars, Thursday, 31 July 2025 01:20 (four months ago)

he did have the game tying homer tho

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 July 2025 02:30 (four months ago)

ryan mcmahon has been good

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 July 2025 02:30 (four months ago)

3 wins in a row. aaron judge ewing theory!

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 31 July 2025 23:42 (four months ago)

pretty solid if low-key deadline for them. would’ve been nice to get another starter but i think it was probably the right decision to avoid shelling out prospects for the guys on the market (all fairly flawed imo)

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Friday, 1 August 2025 00:01 (four months ago)

ā€˜Stache Grisham with his first stolen base of the season, becomes overconfident and is thrown out at su casa

calstars, Saturday, 2 August 2025 20:27 (four months ago)

Boone is like a negative presence
8 years now
Cashman just lazy to find a replacement

calstars, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 02:39 (four months ago)

i will always hate the yankees but i feel this is a safe space to reveal i love trent grisham and also that i think he is smoking hot

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 08:50 (four months ago)

Read this, it’ll cure you. Also your Marcelo Mayer privileges are revoked.

https://hishuddle.com/2020/08/25/trent-grisham/

from…Peru? (gyac), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 09:55 (four months ago)

poor Trent, entrapped by this jesus freak. I can save you Trent!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 10:19 (four months ago)

yeah it’s been eight years of boone, he has to go. kind of rooting for them to keep losing so they’re forced to clean house (they never will)

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 11:06 (four months ago)

praying that hal sees dollar signs and sells the team to one of those dodgers-style soulless conglomerates

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 11:06 (four months ago)

I hope it doesn’t happen but it’d be pretty wild if judge ends up hitting less than 300

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 04:12 (four months ago)

Judge was healthy for so long, he really had an amazing stretch for the past 5 seasons.

You almost forgot how injury-plagued he was from 2016-2020 (one healthy season).

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 05:00 (four months ago)

the new york yankees in d minor; saddest of all keys

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 August 2025 05:06 (four months ago)

Just a miserable team to watch

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Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 10:25 (four months ago)

there seems to be an elaborate ā€œthe producersā€-style plot happening. or a reverse major league

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Saturday, 9 August 2025 04:20 (four months ago)

Da Grish

calstars, Thursday, 21 August 2025 01:38 (four months ago)

Volpe batting ninth lol

calstars, Thursday, 21 August 2025 23:29 (four months ago)

Stanton at .362 love to see it

calstars, Thursday, 21 August 2025 23:34 (four months ago)

? he’s hitting .305

brony james (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 August 2025 02:24 (four months ago)

Love Bednar’s glare at Volpe. A fuckin infield ground ball and bro can’t get an out

calstars, Saturday, 23 August 2025 01:37 (four months ago)

Chapman vs Rice was cool to see

calstars, Saturday, 23 August 2025 01:49 (four months ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/x1D8rz17/IMG-3805.jpg

calstars, Saturday, 23 August 2025 02:37 (four months ago)

Squirrel incident

calstars, Saturday, 23 August 2025 03:51 (four months ago)

Two hams

https://i.postimg.cc/Dw7BYxvL/IMG-3842.png

calstars, Sunday, 24 August 2025 16:57 (four months ago)

can the squirrel play shortstop?

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Sunday, 24 August 2025 17:09 (four months ago)

Squirrel has ā€œfull faithā€ of Boone and Cashman. ā€œHe’s part of our long term planā€

calstars, Sunday, 24 August 2025 17:12 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

Lots of Yankees not in this pic: don’t see Fried, Belli, Stanton, Jazz…

https://i.imgur.com/4s074Hh.jpeg

Pretty sure the cunt in front in his Jesus Won shirt (on the anniversary of 9/11) is Mark Leiter Jr

Marsee playground (gyac), Thursday, 11 September 2025 23:36 (three months ago)

this team is cursed

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 September 2025 23:43 (three months ago)

deservedly

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 September 2025 23:43 (three months ago)

Fried is in the pic (beside Cole) but he looks fucking miserable

Marsee playground (gyac), Thursday, 11 September 2025 23:47 (three months ago)

i don’t see stanton or jazz in that pic, good men

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 September 2025 01:13 (three months ago)

gross pic

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 September 2025 04:11 (three months ago)

damn shame none of them had the balls to attempt a Moby Grape

WesternĀ® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 12 September 2025 06:30 (three months ago)

judge seems to be heating up

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 13 September 2025 00:13 (three months ago)

too soon

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 September 2025 01:05 (three months ago)

double and a walk today so far and, at least momentarily, his wRC+ is up to 200 again

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 September 2025 00:28 (three months ago)

it’s finally happening: fried is pitching to rice

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 24 September 2025 21:31 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

the recriminations are already palpable

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 October 2025 02:47 (two months ago)


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