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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

the gleaming justin speiers

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Kent Hrbeck

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Eric "Chavez"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Damon Real Estate

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Albert Belle & Sebastian

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Tim Out Hudson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Javy Lowpez

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Jeff Anal Kent

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

My Chemical Rosen

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

keith foulke implosion

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

eddie guardado make say think

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Ken Cameraniti Obscura
Steve Palaxy Trachsel

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago)

albert pujols steady

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Carl Pava-yeah-yeah-noh
Mark Jud Judzielanek
Todd hollAndsworth
Carl "Son of Mustang" Crawford

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Carl Yeah Yeah Yeahstremski

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago)

hahahah

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Matt "HerSpace" Holliday

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

odaliskothiq perez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

tony clark psychosis

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Quintron McCracken

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

The San Diego !!!en

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

YES

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Joey Bright Eischen

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Roger Clemenswear
Greg Mad-dif-jux
Elasticarl Everett
John Shellackey

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)

paul xiu shuey

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

justin arcade speier

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

after those i'm embarrassed to just say Jimmy Eat World Rollins

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

The Tony Oliva Tremor Control

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

pasqual wil coco

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

(that was another friend submission)

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Roy K-Oswalt
Jeremy Bondermanfred Mann
Jose Limahl

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

randy "iron and" winn

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Amaury Milk Hotelemaco

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago)

My Bobby Valentine

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Travis Blackley Tape for a Vida Blue Girl

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc, you might have to pay Yanc3y some $$$ for that last one.

(former / current Rockies mgr) Slint Hurdle

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

REALLY DOPEY ONE I need to get down just to move on:

Mike Cam'ron

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

I had no idea!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Tony "Throwing" Muser

JayMC: yeah, that's been Yanc3y's ILX fantasy team name the last few years.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

can we do rappers now?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

ludacris carpenter

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Guided by Moises Alou

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Warren Zevon Hayes
Mark Fid-big-n-rych

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago)

wayback file:
Steve Pedro the Lyons
Oil CAN Boyd
Sadaharu OOIOOh

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Aesop Rock Raines

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Camper Ivan Rodriguez-Beethoven

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry everyone that was uncalled for

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

kevin cash money

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

john rocker-fella

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Mark McGWIRE (Train) (oh ha ha ha)
Sammy Jesosa Lizard
Jon Liebertines

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Damon Dash!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Jason Veritek-9

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

El Husker Duque

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

For the Peter Gammons fans in the audience:

Cocteau Nash Twins

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Jon Krunk

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Cool Papa M Bell

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Mordecai Dirty Three-Finger Brown

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Joe Henry Aaron

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

The Coral Hershiser

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Luis Standing on the Shoulder of Tiants

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Tsunaminnie Minoso

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Frank Melt-Tanana

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Kent Merckery Rev

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Rick Ankielswitch Engage

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

David Rammstein

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Ichiro "Mooney" Suzuki

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Meat Beat Mientkiewiczo

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Felix da Jason Isringhausencat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

The Wee Willie Keelers

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Cappadonna Anson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Rondel Whitehouse

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Ryne Giant Sandberg

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Cy Young Marble Giants
Kings of Leon Durham

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Derek Jeters to Brazil

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Red Isringhausen Painters

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Scott "Postal" Servais

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Q and Not U.L. Washington

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Luis Cibo Mattos

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Caledredexico

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Pete "Sigur" Ros(e)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

The Shins-go Takatsu

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago)

New release from Warp Records!

ARTIFICIAL TURF INTELLIGENCE
Plaidimir Guerrero
Chan Maximo Park
Cecil Confielder
Mike Marothomstates
Mike μ-sina

Special Guests the Minnesota Aphex Twins featuring:
Grant Balfour tet
Johan Boards of Santana
Lew Baby Ford

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Inspired.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Frank Thomas Dolby

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

the announcer for that: Joe Buck 65

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

...with bonus track from:
Prefuse 73-Finger Brown!

(I just had to, jaymc.)

Ruben the Dead Sierra

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Slo Burnie Williams

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I bow to you, Lee.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Helix Heredia

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

The CC Sabathia and Cake

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Derek Low

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Rudy Bjork

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 08:16 (twenty years ago)

Mike Koplove & Rockets

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Royce Promise Ring

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Royce Jars of Clayton

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

OMG Thermo, I thought of that exact same one in the shower this morning!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Umm...

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I thought up "Alex Sigur Riós" this morning and was disappointed to see the Pete Rose version of it when I checked - so instead I stole that one from yer brain!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Bake Martina McBride

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Moises Alou Barlow

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

MarQuasi Grissom

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 23 December 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Marquis the Gris Grissom

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Godspeed You! Black Juan Pierre

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Chet Lemonheads

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Richie Hebnerf Herder

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Crooked Rollie Fingers

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Godspeed You! Black Juan Pierre
-- bnw (rainermrilk...), December 24th, 2004.

you have touched god

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 24 December 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago)

Andy Pettitte Booka
Sound-Dustan Mohr
Jesse F.Y.P.pert
The Color Edgardo Alfonso
Jeff Agony Bagwell (a.k.a. Jeff B-Gizzle)
Mark Mulder Historical Society

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 24 December 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Benny AgbaYanni
Jeff Superpitcherpan
Julian TavaReznor

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Mike Piazzacato 5

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago)

"Mark" Lee Smith

I am in awe of the accomplishments on this thread.

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago)

So yeah, I grew up in Wisconsin:

Robin Yountains of Wayne
Cecil Cooper Temple Clause
Sal Bando Susans
Sixto "eight Comeback" Lezcano
Don Money Mark

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago)

You forgot Gore Gore Gorman Thomas Girls.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago)

The Craig Anderson Counsell

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Nomarquee Moon Garciaparra

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

The Ben Oglivie-ans

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Curtis Prince Mayfielder

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm back with some Mets!

Gary "S Dot" Carter
Lenny Dykstra and the Blazers
Wally "Baby Got" Backman
Tim Teufel Than Leather
Kevin McReynols
Ron Darling Buds
Jesse Orosco Mitchell
Return of the Mackey Sasser

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 30 December 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Howard Johnson City Girls

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:06 (twenty years ago)

Saturday Looks Doc Gooden to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Sahara Rayknights

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:08 (twenty years ago)

Bob Ojeda Mercedes

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:12 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Mark Texeira is the Reason

― the leglo (the leglo), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Jim Bright Eisenreich

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Alonzo Mourning Jacket (I know, it's a basketball name.)

― boldbury (boldbury), Monday, 31 January 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Latrell Polyphonic Sprewell

― boldbury (boldbury), Monday, 31 January 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Matt Herges Overkill
Johnny Damon & Naomi
AmonTobinítez (takes a bit of imagination, this one)

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Edbardo Alpondo

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

ken griffey dinsoaur jr
byung-hyun kim deal
rogers hornsby and the range
fred lynnfield pioneers
steve stone roses
david or-tt's the bears place
chris knapsack
jim bright eisenreich
john uncle tupelowenstein
harold 97s baines
rob deerhoof
buddy black keys
albert belle and sebastian

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 18 February 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

derek archers of lowe-f

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

WWE comin' atcha: Scott "The Big" Schoeneweiss

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

kid 60sixto lezcano

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 19 February 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Laynce Nixies
Merkin Analogue Set Valdez
Yorvit The Torrealba Leaf

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Kirk Brueters

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Magglio and the Pharmacists

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

royal trux oswalt
ray-ning sound durham

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Mike REMlinger

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Wally Joy(ner) Division

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Royksopp Choi

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

my friend came up with:

Faith No-mar Garciaparra
Luis Gonzalez n Roses

― the leglo (the leglo), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

Pete In-a-gadda-caviglia

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

kyle "isle of the" langerhans

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Chuck Knoblauch Party

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

donald "arcade" fehr
lyle overbravery
dizzee trachsel

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

The David DeJesus Lizard (my new team name suckaz)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Jose "Cry Me a" Rivas
Miguel "The bigger they come," Tejada "they fall"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

what works better:

Mike Mathro "Tull"

Mike Mathro, "tell your children not to walk my way"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

whoops i meant Maroth. nevermind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

maybe Mike Maroth "of Khan"?!!!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Miguel "The bigger they come," Tejada "they fall"

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i was there, when the night guy thot of it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

But I was there
I was there when Red Barber screamed "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!"
I said, "Don't say that, it's not professional."

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 200 for "tejada they fall". (0.56 seconds)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

dude, ideas just come out of the aether.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i was there, when the night guy thot of it.

there you go namedropping again.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Dellamitri Young

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Wily Mo House of Pena

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Carlos Pro-Pena

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Robert Fripp and the Brandon League of Crafty Guitarists

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Jim Edmonds "Don't Wear Plaid."

― L (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

Justin "This" Morneau "Coil."

― L (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

David 'You Don't Fuck With' De Jesus

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

Ricky "Green" Ledee
Hideo "Faith" Nomo (or "Faith" Nomar Garciaparra)

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

Andrew "Sisqo"

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Jay Witasickofitall

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

Jason LaRupaul

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Adam "Dead" Kennedy(s)

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

Brian Kasabean

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Thursday, 2 June 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

Morneau for Pyros

― scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Rickie Astral Weeks
Ben T.B. Sheets
Albert Hammonds Junior Spivey
The Fresh Prince Fielder of Bel Air (replaces my lamer one upthread)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Sunn0))) Kim
Francis Beltram
Terrmel Sister Sledge
Marlon the Byrds
LTJ Tucker

― W i l l (common_person), Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Danny "Procul" Haren

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Dave Righetti "Incident"

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Rafaellery Eskelin Furcal
Sunburned Hand of the Manny Mota
The Crazy World of Arthur Rhodes Brown
Tsuyoshi The Shinsjo
Don Caballero Slaught
Cole Hamels on Trial
Johnny LeMasters of the Hemisphere
Kevin So Taguchi

― ample parking (Garrett Martin), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jenny Luis Gonzalez
Luis Rivas Cuomo
Big & Rich Harden

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wilco-rdero

― gear (gear), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Raging Harden

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Juan Godspeed You Black Empierre!

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit!

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

the exclam is after godspeed, no? (conceding to Barry/Dyson)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

It used to be GYBE!, though now ("now") they go by GY!BE.

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

the guy blogging from training camp was going bananas over o's pitcher brian finch facing marlins batter regiie abercrombie.

get it?

ugh...close enough for government work, i guess.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

the guy blogging from training camp was going bananas over o's pitcher brian finch facing marlins batter reggie abercrombie.

get it?

ugh...close enough for government work, i guess.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Posting in duplicate is sure to get you a nice DOT job.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

run dmcj nitkowski
ben apples in stereogilvie

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I Love You But I've Chosen Alvin Dark-ness

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

dan built to spillner
the fucking champs summers
dead moonlight graham
piebald traynor
rick mudhoneycutt

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Catfish Haven Hunter

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is the deal with catfish haven anyway? you can't swing a dead cat(fish) and not hit a newspaper or magazine article about them in this damn town. who the fuck is their publicist? and what, pray tell, do they sound like? for as much hype that surrounds them here i have no clue as to if they're speed metal or hippie jam band or standard issue indie rock or r&b or what.

fuck 'em for having a stupid name though.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

They sound like good ol' fashioned swampy rock 'n' roll, and sometimes a little like Crazy Horse, I guess (without the charm of Neil Young). They're a three-piece. Just signed to Secretly Canadian a few months ago: the debut full-length will be coming out in the spring.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Not really my cuppa joe, but fine for what they do, I suppose.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Young blood for the old game:

Matt Capps Your Hands Say Yeah
Josh Impractical Hancockpit
Mike 2Many DeJeans
Huston The Streets

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

andresden dolls gallaraga?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Padres Edition:

C: Doug Mirabelle & Sebastian
1B: Ryan Klesgogoairheart
2B: Josh Barfield Mice
SS: Khal-Al Green
3B: The Geoff Blumfield Blues Band
OF: Mike Cam'ron
OF: Termmel "Sister" Sledge
OF: David Lee Ro(th)berts

SP: Jake Peavey (equipment edition)
SP: Chan Marshall Ho Park
SP: morningwoody williams
SP: De Wonder Stuff Brazel Two Ton Boa (twofer!)

RP: Scott Linebrink 182
RP: Clay "Don" Hensley
CL: Trevor Hoffman... or Astroman?

Historical Figures:
Antony Gwynn and the Johnsons
Gary Templeofthedogelton

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Terry "Acid Mothers" Pendleton

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Fold Your Hanley Ramirez, Child, You Walk Like Andy Pettite
Matt Murton City Devils (alt road name: Murton She Wrote)
Flip Yr Ty Wigginton

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

polyphonic, you are the hero of the day

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Much obliged.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Jason ElectreLane
Mike Cameron Obscura
The Future Sound of Linden

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ned Yostface Killah
Milton Bradley Drawn Boy
Doug "It Was Hot, So We Stayed in the" Waechter

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

polyphonic, you forgot in the Historical Figures category: Benito Santiago-betweens.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 16 April 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

I also forgot Sophie B. Andy Hawkins and and Randy Jonestown Massacre.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 April 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oakland Athletics:

Adam Melhusker Du
Mark Clap Your Hands Kotsay Yeah
Kirk Saarloose Fur

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 April 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Faust-o Carmona Not Glue

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking Fausto "Carmona My House"

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 17 April 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

teammates: Coco Gordon Crisp and Sonic Youkilis

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Mark Loretta Lynn, "Dan Kolb Miner's Daughter"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Livan La Vida Loca Hernandez
Scott Led Zeppelin's "Kazmir"

― c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Brandon Puffer AmiYumi
Jung Bongwater

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Bubba Sparxx Crosby

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hanle y Ramirez

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

Gang Gang Denys Baez

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jonathan Broxton Broxtoff
Jonathan the guns of Broxton

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 30 April 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Juan Uribabes in Toyland
Joel Zumaya Ya Yas
Jake Peavy on the Radio

― c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bonita Papelbon!

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Seanez Cake

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

les sexereenos slaughter

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Vainqueur

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost haha

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Dale "The Dropkicks" Murphy

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Brian McCandlebox

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan Vogelsongs About Fucking
Joao Gilberto Meche
Ronny Hit and Run Paulino
Mission of Burmark Bellhorn

― W Gary (Schade), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

Car Los Van Van

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Roger Clemenswe@r

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

m.o.t.o-dalis perez

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

oscar compulsive gambler(s)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

ray knaughty knight(s)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

wally '68 combackman

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Ronny Hit and Run Paulino" - v. good

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Rocco Baldelliot Smith

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Phil Niekro College Fund

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 6 May 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Basic Chan Ho Park.

― c(''c) (Leee), Sunday, 7 May 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

Prince Far-I Fielder

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

the dirtbombo riveras

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 8 May 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Phil Niekro College Fund

how about the Unitas-Niekro College Fund?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

A+++

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Sean "Cat Power" Marshall

― c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ben Sniveling Sheets

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Phantom Tollboof Bonser Dog Band

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

hot chip ambres

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Kendry Apple Gray Morales
E-Bautista the Letter
Ronnie James Theo

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Brian "Don't Worry Baby" Wilson

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

casey fos-sunn0)))

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Lastings Milledge of Dead Cops

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

buck "king khan/bbq show"-alter.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan Built to Spilborghs

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

viva l'american death ray durham

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

sean casey-otone for the painfully alone

(free cftpa show at the empty bottle on monday for those of you in the area)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Special NHL edition:

Mark "E." Smith

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff SupPanic! At the Disco

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Neutral Melke Cabrera

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

johnny 90 day men.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha - good one felicity!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Why didn't I hear about this until now?

http://deadspin.com/sports/chris-berman/he-could-go-all-the-way-166410.php

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Benny Ege Bamyasi.

― sLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Sunday, 2 July 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Lenny Dykstra Look Out For.

― sLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Sunday, 2 July 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

fuck u jaymc, I came here to post My Bobby Valentine

― database update failed (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

only thing else i got is Holy Modal Grounders

― database update failed (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

please tell me no one's taken Canseco De Ser Sexy yet

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

or Mark Bitter Teahen

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

Nick Swisher Sweets

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

Barry Baked Zito

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

Mark "Agent" Mulder

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

Be Your Own Andy Pettitte

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Jason Varitakka Takka

― govern yourself accordingly (dayan), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Hee-Seop Choi , Are You the Destroyer?

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Andrew" Daisuke

Is that how this works?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

Brian Wilson

― Oakland Mike, Thursday, 8 March 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

André Ethier

― francisF, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah NUILX means no yellow cards = I can resume ("resume") my NHL bermanisms! Uh...

Miroslav Fears Satan.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

not so fast Leee...

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Let me try this costume on for size.

― ILB Mod, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Hi there!

Fransden Comes Alive
Todd Linden Calling

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

The Good , the Bad , and Chad Qualls

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

David Newhans Say Yeah

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Pedro the Lion Martinez
Johnny Damon Albarn
Carlos Johan Santana
(i literally just realiszed the last two are cheats because fucking everyone has names... i need coffee)
Does Jon(athan Papel)bon Jovi count as a cheat?
Gary ShefField Music
The Psychedelic Rafael Furcals

― Will M., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Va-JJ Putz.

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Justin MorNEU!

― Bill Bary, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

A Certain Ra-Tito Francona?

― Oakland Mike, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

The Dead Texieran

― the leglo, Saturday, 10 March 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I Love You But I've Chosen Chan Ho Parkness

― felicity, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

j.r.[ed] house painters
the good, the bad and mel queen
the justin speier-al carpets or justin speier-al stairs
preston school of industry wilson

― j.q higgins, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Babe Ruth

― felicity, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

LCD Sabathia
Adam Antishabalas
Jeff Cirillocutory System
I Can Hear Corey Hart Beating As One (submitted by reader L.Nix, who says "spring training roommate, true story!")
I Am Not Jeremy Affeldt of You and I Will Beat Your Ezequiel Astacio

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 16 March 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Outstanding.

Here's a two-fer:

The Bud Black Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

― felicity, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

'Hot Chip'per Jones
The Hold StEddie Guardado

― bnw, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Andy The PiPettittes

― bnw, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Cubs = LouP's Fiasco

for the 'ockey fans: Drive By Tkachuckers

― bnw, Thursday, 22 March 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

'Ockey is verboten here, bnw!

Jonathan Super Papel[b]bon Bon[/bon

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

OOOH HOCKEY KARMA

Jonathan Super Papelbon Bon

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

as sung by todd soul coffey?

― j.q higgins, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

ha!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 23 March 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh OKei Igawa
Mike Cuddyer'MakerOh OKei Igawa
Mike Cuddyer'Maker

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

oops, they weren't THAT good

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Everytime I Daisuke Matsuzaka
how about OKei iGOwa?
New Delmon Young Pony Club

― Will M., Friday, 23 March 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ya - when I saw "Oh OKei Igawa" the first thing I thought of was Tomo Ok-Go-a!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Bikini Vizquel
Gary Shivaree

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Randy Guitar Wolf
Justin Morneau Twins
Adam Loewen Sweet Orchestra
Frank the Wrens

― j.q higgins, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Justin Caseyblake
Chone Foggins

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

Justin Duchscherer Ellington
Jason "Kendall in the Wind"
Marco Scutaro Libbyo
Jose Valverde Revolver
John "Smoltz on the Water"
Jose "Mary, Mary So Contreras"
Palomar Garciappara
Black Daisuke Matsuzaka
Mike "Piazza, New York Catcher" (sorry!)

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Jorge Poo Tang Clan.

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

Ben The DecemZobrists

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 24 March 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Matt Chic
Joey Beltrán Pérez
Tim Otis Redding
Saul Orlando Riva Sound

― W i l l, Saturday, 24 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

Jose "Mary, Mary So Contreras"

haha

― bnw, Saturday, 24 March 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Nick Money Markakis

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yono Coko Crisp

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Cesar "Die Tür" Izturis

― Andy K, Sunday, 25 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Black Sabathia

too easy?

― mediumbear, Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

Gil Meches of the Afternoon

― Leee, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

oof

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

Elijah The Duhks

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Kirby The Pucketting Champs

― Will M., Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Kha"Lil Kim" Greene

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

Jon "I don't do" Coutlangus

― Leee, Thursday, 5 April 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

Felix "Matt Pond" Pie

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

Juan "Matt Pond" Pierre

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:12 (eighteen years ago)

Jeff "San" Francoeur

Chipper "Me and Mrs." Jones
Andruw "Mrs." Jones
...the way they're going this season.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Gil Meches of the Afternoon

-- Leee, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 7:47 PM (2 weeks ago)
oof

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:33 PM (2 weeks ago)

Not a fan of Maya Deren Oliver?

― Leee, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

The Silver Choos Freeman
Brandon "T.O." Morrow
Matt Katamari Damacy

― Leee, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

The John Cerutti "Column" (RIP)

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Tim "You Have" Lincecum "In Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out"

― Andy K, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hunter sixpence none the richer

you say party we say jermaine dye

kelvim escobarstool prophets

curtis granderson funk railroad

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

hunter sixpence none the richer

I've seen him referred to on message boards as "Under Pants".

― boldbury, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yorman "Harpers" Bazardo

― Andy K, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Fausto Carmona Not Glue

― earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer Fausto Carmona My House, but still good.

― polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

(Don't text search this thread, guys - it'll just disappoint.)

― David R., Monday, 16 July 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

Po' Broke & James Loney?

(There wasn't a New Jack Swing Guilt Bermanisms thread.)

― Andy K, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hiram Bocachico & the Man

― polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Fujeetah & Giambi

― bnw, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

Jerry Blevens Blectum
Ryan Thequietriot

― Leee, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

I think "My Bobby Valentine" wins.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh oh crap I was going to say Ryantheriot Asleep in the Poppies: A Variety of Whimsical Bunts

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

There's always Fontenot... geaux Cubs.

― mattbot, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Shelley Duncan's Eye

― Andy K, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

Dustin Pedroia's Rubies

― Leee, Monday, 23 July 2007 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

Ehren Wassermann Remixe

― Andy K, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ken Oberkfell River

― Andy K, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Urgh! An Edwar Ramirez

― Andy K, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

Do not go gentle into that good night wishing you had posted more indie guilt Bermanisms . . .

Jake Foxboro Hot Tubs
The Scott Eyrebourne Toxic Event
Jose Ascansei de Ser Sexy

― felicity, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

What does it mean if I don't know the player or the band? ;_;

― Leee, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

You guys could be making up these "names" for all I know, is what I'm saying.

― Leee, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

Leee you used to pwn this thread!

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

leee otm

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 March 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

Verdict: Not guilty

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

yeah also leee you tried this shizz in the draft "what? is that even a player? wtf?" etc. WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

Jair Jurrjens Lenkman
Clint Barmes Over Baghdad
Brian Modest Shouse

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

rocky outrageous cherry

― j.q higgins, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Angel Guz Guzman
Jason RoBotts in Heat
Ted Lilly Allen
Ryan The(Quiet)riot

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

Clint Barmes Over Baghdad

lol

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

David † Justice

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

Delmon the Funkee Homosapiyoung

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Chien-Ming Wang Chung

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

Kings of LEEEon
The Cursed Return of The Dastardly Thermals Thinwall

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

polyphonic swisher

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

The Bay feliCity Rollers

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

haha cuet

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

Dr. Mobyus

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

G0rda Sh.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

daryl strawburial

― bnw, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

bNWA

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

Srlsy I don't know from indie or MLB anymore. 2007 was brutal.

Uhhhhh, "The Thing Which Salomon Torres Overlooked"?

― Leee, Saturday, 15 March 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

^^^4.7765/5.0000 (4.8721 park-adjusted)

― felicity, Saturday, 15 March 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

Carlos MARMoLITH

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Billy Crystal Castles

― francisF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Lastings Losing My(L)edge

― bnw, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

Scott Shonen Kneif

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Randy Flores for Algernon

― bnw, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE SPECIAL OBSCURE NEWS!
Superagent and hipster metalhead Scott BORIS would much like to announce his latest crop of megasignings of many different players!
Adam Veinwright
Curt Flood
Julio AbsoLutego
JT Sun Baked Snow Cave
Brandon FeedBacke
Rainbow Jackson
Aaron sMiles

FROM THE KAWABATA'S BOX
Meanwhile, the Detroit Trigers In, Trigers Out have rehired former manager Psycho Buddha Bell! No comment from division rival White Sox closer Bobby "Sir Satanic Magic Bamboo" Jenks "Off"! ... Jose "High" Reyes is fast! ... Lama Rabi Rabi Thompson, still best Giants 2Bman!

― Leee, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Nick Massett Attack
Carlos ("That's Not My Name") QuenTing Tings

and of course

Johnny Death Cab for Cueto

― felicity, Monday, 24 March 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Raúl "Champagne" Casanova

― felicity, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

J.R. Bauhaus
Eyeless In Matt Garza
Julio Xiu Xiuleta
Gustavo Broken SoChacin

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Shawn Markie Marcum
Charlie H.P. Zinker
Seagull Screaming Kazmir Kazmir (ehhhh...)

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

Ivan Maldonada Surf

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

Felix da HousePie

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

Daric Fuck Bartons

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

Ricardo Rincon Park

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Yunel 'ver Give Me Your Money Betancourt

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, that's Yunel 'ver Give Me Your Money Escobar.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

Coco LudaCrisp

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

Taylor Tea(r)garden
Erick Minor Threets

wracking my brain for an 'I Poo Clouds' one

― bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Mr. Nellyville, U being sarcastic?

― felicity, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

I Pujols Clouds

― francisF, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

Gustavo Broken SoChacin

A+++++++

― G00blar, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

the puj was right in front of me ><

― bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

hehe

― francisF, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Rickie Vampire Weeksend
Ryan Shealy & Him
Gary Matthews Junior Boys

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

jermaine live fast dye

― chicago kevin, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

A Carlos Silva Mt. Zion
"A Girl Called Dusty" Baker

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Lupe Fiorentino
Billy Fuck Butler

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

Brandon She Wants RevInge

― johnny crunch, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

"A Girl Called Dusty" Baker

omg St. Louis please hire this man to manage at triple-A

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

Julián TavárXXX

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

Adam "Papa" LaRoche

-- Leee, Saturday, March 29, 2008 11:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS SPOONEYBARGER!!!???!!!

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, April 1, 2003 9:30 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

His name should be Spooney B

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, April 1, 2003 9:36 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

A Carlos Silva Mt. Zion

^_^

More Constellation fun: Kosuke Fukudome(k) Say Think

Jeff "A Boy Named" Suppan
Kent Hrbekski

― Leee, Saturday, 29 March 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

Angel the Pagans
Scott Down the Linebrink
Carlos BulletTrain to Vegas
Willie Randolph and the Family Band

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

Ryan Freel big fish
Jason Frazorlight

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

John Gucci Maine

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

Ryan Theriot Speedwagon

― felicity, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

Kerrybou Wood

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

ryan atari teenage theriot?

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

Alex Umpire?

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

Carlos Zwanbrano

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Lyrics Bourne
Eric Gagne Daddy Gagne

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

Siegue Siegue Sabathia

― bnw, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

Callixico Crabbe

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

The Revolting Brian Bococks
Eugenius Velez
Erick "Minor" Threets

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

mike was fontenot was

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

Justin Morneau sleep til brooklyn

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

The Revolting Brian Bococks

Ha!

― Leee, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

How many of you remember Manny "Turgid" Corpas?

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

Debuting . . . Ramon LadyTroncuso

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

^^Wowowow whatta debut!

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

James Loney, Dear

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

Umpire Weekend

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 07:14 (seventeen years ago)

Brandon Human League

― felicity, Saturday, 5 April 2008 07:17 (seventeen years ago)

Andy Pipettes
Ryan Slow Theriot for New Zero Kanada
Mike Smooshina
Troy Muslimglaus
Matt Staireolab

― Leee, Sunday, 6 April 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

Matt Staireolab

haha he is most unlikely dj looking dude ever

― felicity, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

Stairs could be a Wighnomy Brother, no problem.

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.de-bug.de/wp-content/uploads/1.jpg

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

haha Cubs bench 2001:

http://www.discogs.com/image/A-28623-1200610035.jpeg

L-R: Ron Coomer, Matt Stairs

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

should Stairs be on the dirtbag team?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

No, he is on the All-Lunchpail Team.

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

Maicer "At Home He Feels Like" Itzturis

― felicity, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

Andre "Elliott" Ethier/Or

― felicity, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Maicer "At Home He Feels Like" Itzturis

WINNER

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

Umpire Weekend

-- felicity, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:14 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

i think this one is my favorite

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 April 2008 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

Guster Olney

― craven, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

Andruw "Hill" Jones

― gabbneb, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

Haha thankig u both. Blue gets way too little attention.

Blue is the new green, I read on the CAFD and Pantone mailing lists.

― felicity, Thursday, 10 April 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

Mid 80's Canadian Album Rock Guilt Bermanisms:

Change of Corey Hart (works both ways!)
Vida Blue Rodeo
Might As Well Go For Pedroia

― govern yourself accordingly, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Tripping Daisuke Matsuzaka

― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

Morbid Angel Pagan

― scrimshaw1837, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

Don Armando's Second Avenue Rumba Band Galarraga

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:51 (seventeen years ago)

Reydio Ordonez

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:51 (seventeen years ago)

Un Chien-Ming Andalou Wang

― Leee, Saturday, 19 April 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Geoff "Leopold" Blum

― Leee, Sunday, 20 April 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

More literary Bermanisms!

Sun Woo Kim Also Rises
For Whom Joey Belle Tolls
Kevin Youkilysses
Jorge Cantos
"The Lovesong of J. Alfredo Amezaga"
Pomes Brad Pennyeach
Adam East of Eaton

Other "sports" (gygax, close your eyes, wherever you are):
A La Recherche du Will Perdue
Joey "Mrs." Galloway

― Leee, Monday, 21 April 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

Combustible Edinson Volquez

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

nick money markakis

― j.q higgins, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Nick Money Markakis
-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:23 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

ray times new vi-king

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

^good

― J0rdan S., Monday, 28 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

This has to have been posted

Bob Thinking Feller Union Local 282

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

Andre Boy With Thorton His Side

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

probably repeating all these

Mordecai Three Finger Satellite Brown

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

marge slapshot-z

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

shawn gang green.

let's see how many other 80s boston hardcore bands i can do.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

i'm trying to get the f.u.'s and bob uecker together but my allergies are making it hard to think.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

mark ss teahen

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

doug ss decinces

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

john raxola-rud

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

ah, thermo! lo siento!

― j.q higgins, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

Dan "Your Little Hoodrat" Haren

― ~*~felicity~*~, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

Matt A.R. Cain

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

Casey Blake Babies

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Kelly CornerShoppach

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Brimful of Asdrubal on the 45? (no)

― David R., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

Matt A.R. Cain
-- al.b, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 6:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A++++

― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

gregg zwan?

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

Timmegans Wakefield

― Leee, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

ivan los hermanos rodriguez

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

Booker T. and the Embrees
Nick Swishahouse (yes this is the 3rd time swish has been tried)
Curtis ShitGrinderson
Jeremy The Hermit-a
Dontrelle Willis and the Soul Investigators

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

morgan split ensberg
mike throwing mussina's

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

i see your split ensberg and raise you a j.r. crowded house!

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

The Notorious Rocky Cherry Bombs

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

Mindy McRandy Ready

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

I Wanna Be Yr Ramon Hernandez

― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Mike DiFelice Brothers

― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

Edgar "I Don't Practice" Renteria

― craven, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

The Devil Wears Martin Prado

― Leee, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

Cesar "At Home He Feels Like The Other" Izturis

― craven, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

Kevin Sloweydive
Burke "Life Begins at the" Badenhop

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

produced by Ted "Steve" Lillywhite

― felicity, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

Blake 2 DeWitt 2 Quit

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

KMFukuDoMe

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Randy for the Flor-es by Brad Hawpe Chip

Michael Bourne to Lose

Rick Honeycutt/Copy

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

Sean "No L" Gallagher :)

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

Johnny Walk Like Cueto

― govern yourself accordingly, Monday, 12 May 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

Jon Rauch Action

― Leee, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

Combustible Edinson Volquez
Erik Ol' Dirty Bedard

― Leee, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

Matt Wise Like Knives

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 May 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

the geraldine figgins

― polyphonic, Thursday, 15 May 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

Sean "Gravity's Rain" Burroughs

― Leee, Saturday, 17 May 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Carlos Silva Jews

― craven, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

Gay-Rod Dad

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

Chad "Arsenio" Billingsley

― Leee, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

Erik Bedard Than Ezra

― craven, Sunday, 1 June 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

Posted by: honus swagner at June 2, 2008 1:38 PM

^omfg guyz

― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 June 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

ronny "size" cedeno

― omar little, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

Sean "Gravity's Rain" Burroughs

-- Leee, Saturday, May 17, 2008 4:00 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Carlos Silva Jews

-- craven, Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

good ones

― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 June 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

josh magnetic fields

― omar little, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Don't Bring Me Down, Jay BRUCE"

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

Matt Holliday in Cambodia

― Leee, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

Justin Duchs"of Strato"cherer

― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

The Crying of Neal Cotts 48
Willie Mayson & Dixon
Against Zach Day
Ted Slow Lerner
Jose V.dro
Vineland Scully

― Leee, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

Mark Surfer DeRosa

― gabbneb, Monday, 9 June 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

Mark "Leo" DeRosa

― gabbneb, Monday, 9 June 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Bourn Slippy (Nuxx)
Second Toughest on Omar Infante

― Leee, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

dubnobasswithmarkredman
Beaucoup Fish Jackson
Cowgirl Ripken

― Leee, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

Dioner "Dave" Navarro

― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

the oblivians hernandez

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

Baseheadley

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Damon "Sols" Berryhill

― Leee, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

Bon Geovany Soto

― felicity, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Crying of Neal Cotts 48

Funny.

― felicity, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

Mmm... Skyscraper I Love Yunel

― Leee, Saturday, 28 June 2008 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h139/mindonly/gobbles.jpg

JIMMY Gobbles

― bnw, Sunday, 29 June 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Tiny Url Weaver

― felicity, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

doug "gentleman jesse & his men"-kiewicz

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

seen here.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

f(reed)y (johns)t(on)

― omar little, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

polvodalis perez

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

Ryan Theriots of Spring

― Leee, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

Charlie "Lipps" Zink

― felicity, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

Garret "Juan" Atkins

― Leee, Saturday, 16 August 2008 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

Goddammit: Garrett "Juan" Atkins

― Leee, Saturday, 16 August 2008 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

Collin Balester "Galactica"

― Leee, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

the shield around the daisuke matsuzaka.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

Koyaanis Kotsay (Team Out of Balance)

-- Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:02 (2 hours ago) Link

― felicity, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

jason djembe

― gabbneb, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

Koyaanis Kotsay (Team Out of Balance)
-- Rock Hardy

A++++++ would steal from for fantasy team in future.

― Leee, Saturday, 30 August 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

Elijah Dukeslittle

― Leee, Saturday, 30 August 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

"Jigga-Man, Why You Treat Me Like" Anibal Sanchez

― Andy K, Saturday, 13 September 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

haha

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 September 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― al kaline trio (dan m), Friday, October 3, 2008 12:46 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 October 2008 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, that's a good one.

― polyphonic, Friday, 3 October 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Juan Pierre Weekend.

― Leee, Saturday, 22 November 2008 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

I Love You But I've Chosen Marcus Thames

― Leee, Thursday, 27 November 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago)

brian giles by voices
gary THE shefFIELD
steve firevoid furnaces

so hard. awesome awesome thread

― k3vin k., Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

not baseball or even indie, but there's a guy on missouri named J.T. Tiller and i just know berman would love to work with J. T. "for the" Tillerman

― knive k (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 March 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple Matthew Wieters
Masta Kila Ka'aihue
The Red Elvis Andruses
Brett "10c" Cecil

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 28 March 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

Not quite all-indie NL Central steez:
Aramistah F.A.B. Ramirez
Ted Lilly' Cease
Tony! Toni! Toné! LaRussa
Nate McClouthsky
Carlos "Mad" Villanueva

Highlights read, obviously, by Chris "Mission of" Berman

― maciej recognizing trill, Monday, 6 April 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

"Fela" Ransom, Cody

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

Roni Cedeno Reprazent

― felicity, Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)

Ricky "ABC" Nolasco

― Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Friday, 17 April 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

chan ho park effects
welcome to the fuckudome
i shin-soo choo choo choose you

― sanskrit, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh god am i an asian racist?

― sanskrit, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

Yes.

― Leee, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

Sadaharu "Karen" Oh

― Leee, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

Skip Uh Huh Her

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

Car Los Zambresinos!

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

Frank Tananananaykroyd

― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

DeMeche Mode

― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

The Pains of Being Corey Hart
Matt Lindstrøm
Fennesz Eckersley
Ron Santogold
Royal Theriot-Total
Hunter Pence None-the-Richer

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ryan Sweet and Tender Hannigan

― earlnash, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Gorkys "Zygotic Mynci" Hernandez

― Leee, Saturday, 6 June 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

Bucky Den' Gun

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 June 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

San Francisco Young Marble Giants
Happy Rick Mondays

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

Bobby Murcer Seat is burning

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

scott 'hands in the' eyre

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

Grizzly Berra

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 7 June 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

Man Is The Antonio Bastardo

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 7 June 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)

Ron Santogold

― Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 June 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

antonio inglorious bastardo

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 June 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

Bonnie 'Prince' Fielder

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 06:53 (sixteen years ago)

bronson arroyo la tengo

― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

Octavio "Don't Ask" Dotel

― unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Saturday, 13 June 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

Jon "The Hope" Lester
Sergio "Bring Back Sheriff" Romo

& introducing charter members of the Indie Guilt 500 Club:
John GaLackey 500
Guillermo Mota 500

― Leee, Monday, 15 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

"Bourgeois" Tagg "Get Me" Bozied

― Andy K, Thursday, 31 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

A Johnny Day in Grabow
Shin-Soo Choo and the Shapes
The Pains of Being Kevin Hart
Carl "Yeah Yeah" Yastrzemski

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

HEALTH Bell

― francisF, Thursday, 31 December 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Mark Mogwair

― A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

Rookie report:

Buster The Poseys
Scott Life Sizemaps
Alcides Nas Escobar
David First Light's Freese
Ian Svevonius Desmond
O Danny Valencia!
Michael Moustakas Chaos
Justin Señor Smoak

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Sunday, 28 February 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

Michael Moustakas Chaos

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

― Andy K, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

lorenzo mazza cain

― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

Brad Ausmus Tietchens

― Andy K, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

Ausmus Def

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Mark Mogwair - Come On Delmon Young (Chemikal Enhancement Underground, 1999)
1. Jon Punk Rauch
2. Cody Ross
3. Brad Hawpes Both Ways
4. Jair Jerrjens 2000 Non-Compliant Cardia
5. Gabe Kappa
6. Waltz for Adrian Beltre
7. Willie Mays Nothing But Happiness Come Through Your Door
8. Sadaharu Oh! Steve Howe the Dogs Stack Up
9. Dennis Eckersley-Cowboy
10. Mark Buerhle
11. Kevin Maas Steps
12. Jon Punk Rauch/Aubrey Huff Daddy/ANTICHRIST

― A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

Scott Rolens Stones

― earlnash, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

Branyan 3000

― trip goin' hammer (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Get Ya Aroldis On

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

jj n° 55

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

Dodgers catcher of the 70's, Steve Yeasayer

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

Mike Badgerlore-ulo

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:25 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Carlos Silva Sun Pickups

― felicity, Saturday, 27 March 2010 08:22 (fifteen years ago)

Gregg Zaun Arcade

Something LaRoche Today
Broken Homer Bailey Heart
Never Talking LaRue Again
Chris Cartered Trips
Drews Reoccurring
Incaviglia Time
Hare Carey
Beyond the Throneberry
(David) Price
I'll Never Shin-Soo Choo
The Biggest Lineberry
What's Logan Ondrusek
Vin Mazzaro World
Roy Weir
One Step Sonnastine
Pinky Hargrave Turns to Vida Blue
Newest InDusty (Rhodes)
Rick Monday Will Never Be the Same
Whateverth
The Ron Fairly and the Prince Fielder
Turn on Bobo Newsome
Reoccurring Drews

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Saturday, 27 March 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

from the pacific league:

Yu Harvellish

― sanskrit, Saturday, 27 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

Randall Simon - Arrange And Process Basic Chan Ho Park Tracks

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

by the way above it should read "The Biggest Linebrink", don't know who Lineberry might be

more to follow if I'm as bored today as I think I'm a-gonna be

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

Pinky Hargrave Turns to Vida Blue
Randall Simon - Arrange And Process Basic Chan Ho Park Tracks

!!!

― Andy K, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Gordon Trap Goin Beckham

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

Buzz Capra Under the Influence of Heat

― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

Rod 2Live Carew
Todd Van Popul Vuh
Randy Wolf in the Throne Room

― the leglo, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

Q and Not Yu Darvish
Vida Bluetip
Rich "El Guapo" Garces
Jawbox Chamberlain

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

Shudder to Zink

― Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

Lungfish Hunter

― Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sammy So So Many White Devon White Tigers

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Lou Marson, Marson, What Have Ye Done

― AlfredDigs, Saturday, 3 April 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

Hit Em Wit Da Hee-Seop Choi

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

Alan Embreeonic, by the Flaming Bob Lipskis

Convinced of the Harvey Haddix
Sparrow Morton Looks Up at the Big Red Machine
Eveland
Aquarius Sabathia
C.C. the Leaves
Arft
Jermaine Dye Syringes
Your Batistas
Hank Bauerless
Tom Egan's Last Stand
I Could Be a Bullfrog William Dietrich
John Candelaria's Silver Announcement
Frank Wurm Mountain
Herb Scorepio Sword
The Joe Inglett
Carlos Silva Trembling Hands
Virgil Vasquez Self-Esteem Broadcast
Watching the Placido Polancos

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Expos in the Sky - The Earth Is Not A Cal Eldred Place
1. Fausto Breath After Carmona
2. The Only Moment We Were A James Loney
3. Six Darren O'Days At The Jim Bottomley of The O-Sean Marshall
4. Baltimore MemOrioles
5. Johan In Mine Santana

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

Doug Fister Puller

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 3 May 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

The Buchholz Surfers

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

Lincecum Toughest In Omar Infante
Bourn Slippy (Nuxx)
MMM Skydome... I Love You

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

Huh, repeating myself here.

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

Moebius & Plunk

― Andy K, Monday, 17 May 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

Sun R.A. Dickey
R.A. Dickey The Rugged Man
etc etc

― sanskrit, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

Zach Grab Grab the Braddock

― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

Jameson Tones on Taillon
Barrett La Loux
Zack Cox Sparrer
Delino DeShields Junior Senior
Kolbrin Vitek9
Michael K's Choice
Jedd Byörko

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

more like Manny Dismembered Corpas today, amirite

― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

Josh Thole Athlyum
Chris Heisey E
LoVan Morrison
Lou"-ty Seconds to" Marson
Danny "A Woman's" Worth "by Alicia Keys"
Matt Tuiasoso-"prince"-po

― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Mark Melancon and the Infinite Sadness

― sanskrit, Monday, 30 August 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

Alcides Soundsystem
Vottomatic Midnight

― Lt. Van Ice Cage (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Alcides Soundsystem

omg ♥

― My Urine No Longer Smells Like Asparagus (Leee), Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Twisted Fister

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ryan En Vogelsong

― stronglo recommendington (Leee), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

Brad Eek Emaus
Pedro Beato Happeningo
Lucas the Duda

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 2 April 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Freddy "Crying" Freeman

― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Saturday, 16 April 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

brad modest emaus

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 April 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

could do: "emaus on mars" also

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Antonio Dirty Bastardo

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 17 April 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

dillon gee-sus & mary chain

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

Sergio Santos Party House

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

kyle lohse-uhl distortion

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Anibal Collective Sanchez
Jeff Suppanda Bear

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

cAmdEn-yArDs

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

Anibal Collective is good

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

might steal that

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

Buster Posey Fanni Tutti

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

My Longoria, my Longoria
Even I'll adore ya, my Longoria

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)

Dillon "Wendell" Gee

― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

Dillon "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific"

― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

Mark "Led" Rzepczynski
Jhoulys "Foursquare" Chacin
Mike "Wiki" Leake

― felicity, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Josh Thole Athlyum

Pedro Beato Happeningo

Hahaha!

― felicity, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

David "Totally" Pauley
Sam LeTheCure
David "Nashville" Purcey
Chris Resop Rock
Tom Gorzelanny DiFranco
Matt Albers and his Tijuana Brass
Phil "Revolting" Coke
Jason "Dance of the Headless" Bourgeois

― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

David "Nashville" Purcey

lolz.

Davey "Tare" Johnson

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 26 June 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

brennan boesch-ed out

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

Johnny Venters... lives on water... feeds on LIGHTNING!

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Joey Vottomatic for the People
Joey Vottomatic Dlamini
My Name is Joey Votto, and I Love to Get Blotto

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 16 July 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

Cameron "Definitely" Maybin

― polyphonic, Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Down By Lawrie

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Trammellzee vs. K-Rod

― Andy K, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

Stephen Storm and Strasburg
Ubaldo Him and Her-menez
Rafael Betancourt and Spark
Yu Mary's Darvish
Jason Motte the Hoople
DipLoMo
Thee Oh Sees Sabathia
Torii Y Moi
Tim Heckersley
DJ Quiksenberry
Jemile Weeksnd
JJ Kaputtz
Dan Scott-Haren
Ichiro Nguzunguzuki
Randy Wolf's in the Throne Room
Javy Gwarra
Joaquin Benoit and Sergio Santos
Mike Karp
The Groovie Jhoulys Chacin

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

Oops, I meant Ubaldo She & Himenez

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

^that's some gold up tharr

Olivia Trevor Cahill

― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

Matt and (Craig) Kimbrel
Safe as Melky Cabrera (feels like this one has been done before but okay)
Matt Moore Moore Moore How Do You Like It How Do You Like It
Buster Posdexter and the Banshees of Blue
Wei-Foi Chen
Nyjer's in Paris (stolen from BrewCrewBall.com)
Daniel Bard Sinister

― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jeremy Hefner

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 April 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Rustie Baker

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Andrew McCutchens of Distinction
The Jhoulys and Mary Chacin

― Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Thee Silver Mount Bawlmer M'Oriole Orchestra and Trammella Band with Jack Morris

― Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago)

Al Le1fer

― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 07:57 (twelve years ago)

Antonio Bastardos of Young
Pop Will Jeter Self
Cam's Atomic Maybin
Ruiz-y E
Chad Qualls Me Maybe
Corey "Devendraban" Hart
Tyler, The Colvinator
Santigoldschmidt

― smash sbros (Will M.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago)

I left Corey Hart
Under Brad Lidge
To that Jason Grilli
So Jim Thome

― Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Sunday, 26 August 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago)

Warning-Track Demos
Byung Hyun Her
Long Snake Chone
Rubby Till It Bleeds De La Rosa
When Under Ethier
The Last Living Pete Rose

― Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Monday, 27 August 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago)

Aramis Morissette

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)

To Bring You Mike Koplove
Dmitri Ze Monsta Young
Johnny Working For Damon
C'mon Billy Beane
Derek Teclowe
Ron Snake Villone
Kelly Downs by the Water
Joe I Think I'm A Mauer
Send His Love Thome
Ian The Kinsler

― R=J-L (Leee), Thursday, 6 September 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago)

Aramis Morissette is brillz

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 September 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Bish Boesch

― Andy K, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago)

Amo Bishop Rhoden

― Andy K, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

HUNTA-V Pence

― sanskrit, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Loney Drifter James

― Andy K, Monday, 17 December 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Stan the Man Muesli
Wheat Willie Keeler
Jose Branseco
Ozzie Cornseco
Joe Garagranola Sr.
Couscous Crisp
Jim Rice
Johnny Oats
Willie Maize
Hisashi Quinoakuma
Jason Bulgur
Bill Muellet

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

cereal punster

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)

The last ten minutes at work are the hardest.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 06:51 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

yOvAnI-tUnEgAlLaRdOs

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

Kurt Vile Suzuki
AraabMuzik Cano
Alejandro De Azealia Banks
Mike Adams for Peace
Pissed Jean Segura
Nellie Foxxygen
good kid, m.A.A.dison bumgarner

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:13 (twelve years ago)

In Scutaro

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

BJ Upton Abbey

― Margaret Vegemite Sanger (Leee), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

Antmusic for Richie Sexson

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jose for the ones who had a notion a notion deep inside that it ain't no sin to be glad you're Altuve

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Lonnie Chisenedhall

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

Bonifacio Prince Billy

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:22 (twelve years ago)

Collin Reverse Cowgill.

― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ausmus Tietchens

― Andy K, Friday, 26 April 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

Jordany Valdespin Doctors

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)

Jean Segura Pie DeSanto

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

McClemore & Fred Lewis

― Andy K, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:06 (twelve years ago)

Please excuse me. That's

McLemore & Fred Lewis

― Andy K, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)

OF Carlos MONaSTERioS AND MENdy Lopez

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:58 (twelve years ago)

Yu Darvish Cocker

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:59 (twelve years ago)

Matt "Wild Bill" Magill

― What makes a man shart fire? (WilliamC), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

Agents:

Arn "Souljaboy" Tellem

― polyphonic, Monday, 20 May 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

barbara mandrelton simmons

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago)

Tris Speakerboxx / Duane Love Below

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:49 (twelve years ago)

nice

taylor bianksy

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Pete Kozma's Tentacles
Chris Valaika and the Cosmonauts
Oswaldo Arcia Victor Orchestra
Nate "Frizzle" Freiman
"Our Lips" Yasiel Puig

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

Andrew McCutchens of Distinction

so freaking good

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:58 (twelve years ago)

Amo Bishop Rhoden
― Andy K, Saturday, October 6, 2012 11:21 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Everything You Do Is a Brett Boone
Palace Posey
Dayan Cowboy
'84 Hriniak Dream
Cromartie Dreamcoat
Slow Paul Byrd Down
The Smallest Weird Humber
Teleplesac Workshop
Smoak's Quantity
The Beach at LaPoint

― Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)

Bret Boone

― Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Enya, "Zoilo A."

― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Johnny Hellweg and the Angry AJ Hinch

― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 July 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

Michael Wacha "Waiting For?"

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago)

im claiming Wacha Flocka Flame for ilb VORPed Minds next year

― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

Steven Souza and the Banshees

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:55 (ten years ago)

FKA TWIB.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:30 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Sonny Gray Real Estate

― polyphonic, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:55 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Grady Orblittle 2, AKA The Ryan Braun Album
1. Time Be Rusty Kuntz
2. Planet of the Sheas
3. Glendon Rusch 3-1
4. Glendon Rusch 3-2
5. Impact (The Earth is Byrnesy)
6. Ga-Remind Sheffield
7. Michael Wacha Now...
8. Rick Monday
9. Hal McCrae + On + On
10. In Putout

― Big Orange Machine (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:34 (ten years ago)

Nick Parkayqirts

― benbbag, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:00 (ten years ago)

'don' juan caballero

― mookieproof, Friday, 7 November 2014 23:19 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Ken Telemacha
Jon Lestergonians
Cyclops Young
Willie Eumaeus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_%28novel%29

― TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:12 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Burke To Pimp a Badenhop

― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:01 (nine years ago)

Lou Brock Shakur is special.

― :wq (Leee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:13 (nine years ago)

wong leatherette was the first and only bermanism i've ever come up with

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (nine years ago)

and even then it's not actually an example, i don't think

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (nine years ago)

DM Eckersley is good

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:31 (nine years ago)

@BrettAnderson35
Also, I love to listen to 'Explosions In The Sky' which isn't an adequate band name for frequent flying.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:08 (nine years ago)

Pedro Strop, Or My Mom Will Shoot
Mother, May I Sleep With Yangervis Solarte
Frank They Shoot Garces, Don't They
We Need to Talk About Kevin Elster
John "'Steve Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sax' But Were Afraid to" Axford
Things to Do in Denver When You're Didi Gregorius

― polyphonic, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:29 (nine years ago)

Haywood Yablome

― calstars, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 01:09 (nine years ago)

Jake "The Secret Life Of" Arrieta

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 04:42 (nine years ago)

Obstacle Illusion

― calstars, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Joe Moral Panik
'Just give me weed, whites and wine and I'll be' Wilin Rosario
Brian Thom McCann
Rougned Unpleasant Odor
Yan Can Cook Gomes
Yasiel That'll Do Puig
A.J. 'Long Walk Off a Short' Pierzynski
Luis Mists of Avilan

― Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:06 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

J. B. All Shuck Down

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

Eduardo NuShoonez
Ben Conor Zoberst
Snoop D. Odubel G. Herrera
Christian AkinYelich
DJ Long LeMahieu Run
Francisco Lindoor Living
John Jas of Base
Dexter Fitter Happier Fowler
Steven Siouxsie Souza
Trevor Story Morning Glory?
Rougned Odor Mi Amor
Joey Rickard and Francisco Lindor Thompson
CJ Korn
Carlos "Career" Correa
Nick MarCake Like

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)

@BaseballAmerica
The @Nationals selected LHP Jesus Luzardo from Douglas HS, Parkland, Fla. Luzardo had Tommy John surgery in March

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)

whoa

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

yow

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)

Sandy Kings of Leon

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

@SamMillerBP
Q. Who's the most mansplaining baseball player?
A. Well, Hak-ju Lee

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 18:29 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Johnny (The Indestructible Beat of) Cueto

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:23 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UHga-VQAA0OwT.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:35 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

Ryan Lancelot Link, Secret Schimpf

― 20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

The Bridwell Taxis

― Andy K, Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

Mike "Prefab" Trout

― nomar, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

Blazek Dead Homie

― Andy K, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:47 (seven years ago)

life's a hummer
when you're aaron bummer

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:54 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Teos Car to China

― Andy K, Saturday, 9 September 2017 00:28 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

Los Niños Jim Parque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tR__Kbqmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

― Andy K, Friday, 5 January 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

cAmDeN-yArDs

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:38 (seven years ago)

Clap Your Hands Say Yadier Molina

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:39 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

"Meek" Miles Mikolas
Yoan "Zenyatta" Moncada
Ozzie Albies "Sure"
Hunter "Eve-"Renfroe
Luke "Romeo" Voit
"LeAnn" Raimsel Tapia
Moisés Ciara

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

✓

― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

do you have to
do you have to
do you have to

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/independenttribune.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/f0/3f015c48-4cb8-11e7-bc4c-f72c48f84a6c/593a02b0bd70e.preview.jpg?resize=480,360

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2018 16:37 (six years ago)

one month passes...

'ellen' al lien

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmw1yd_U0AA9lF6.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2018 21:34 (six years ago)

nine months pass...

Dovydas "Oneohtrix Point" Neverauskas

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

one year passes...

If the Indians face the Yankees next year I'm hoping for a:

Cole + Civale's Music Factory

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

Dylan Carlson

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/48/948655b3-6cc3-54b7-95cf-c000c75136af/5c827c2de4570.image.jpg

https://imagery.zoogletools.com/u/164173/4ffcf9df8fec3daedf226eeec22e9e3a18215173/large/dylan-c-holly-carlson.jpg

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

https://thumbs2.imagebam.com/31/b2/f7/a3a4971355582952.jpg

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:13 (four years ago)

six months pass...

Baddooizm? Sun Akil Baddoon?

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

five months pass...

Inside Lewin Díaz

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:49 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Love Is A Battenfield

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Casey "Hapax" Legumina

― Andy K, Thursday, 11 May 2023 01:11 (two years ago)

nice

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 May 2023 08:23 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Jarren "Duran" Duran
Sean "I don't think you're ready for this" Hjelle
Seiya "L8tr Boi" Suzuki
Yu "2" Darvish

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

Spencer Strider Thighs Explosion

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:07 (two years ago)

"Cage the" Elly de la Cruz

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:19 (two years ago)

Brayan “Sleigh” Bello

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:38 (two years ago)

Yusei “I Only Hear What I Want To” Kikuchi

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:04 (two years ago)

Vladdy O’Bolocko Guerrero Jr.

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:05 (two years ago)

Lmao I can’t believe you’re here!

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 00:02 (two years ago)

Gay Dadley Rutschman

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:49 (two years ago)

Baseball: casual fan, dumb wordplay: huge fan

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:21 (two years ago)

one month passes...

bryce 'box' elder

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:49 (one year ago)

Akil "Good News For People Who Love" Baddoo

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:22 (one year ago)

Slade "Cecconi Youth"

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:58 (one year ago)

marcus 'man or a' stroman

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 00:47 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

My wandering days are over

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2023 01:47 (one year ago)

Chris Morel Coil

― felicity, Thursday, 17 August 2023 09:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Apparently Ted Williams once dated Paul Westerberg’s mom 👀

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:51 (one year ago)

six months pass...

Andy "My Back" Pages

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 April 2024 04:37 (one year ago)

lol

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:18 (one year ago)

Colin "Ah, but I was so much" Holderman

― felicity, Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:35 (one year ago)

I've been singing "Alzolay" to the tune of "Enola Gay" for the last few days

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:36 (one year ago)

Joel "Sneaker" Payamps

― felicity, Friday, 19 April 2024 05:18 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

There Goes My Gunnar Henderson

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 17:47 (one year ago)

Here Comes Your Manfred

― francisF, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 19:14 (one year ago)

BIG PAUL aka the skenesdriver

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 20:35 (one year ago)

Dr. Neal El"vis Costello and the"Attrache-ons

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 05:50 (one year ago)

Jordan "Stabbing" Westburg
Steven "Zwan" Kwan
Zach Neto and the Damage Done
"Mid-Sized" Ceddanne Rafaela
Ryan "Waldo" Jeffers
Andrew Monasterio Total
Mike "Talk" Tauchman
Marco "Hey" Luciano
Myles Strawbs
Jo Adele
Curt Casali Can't Dance
Carlos Rodan

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 06:47 (one year ago)

so humiliating to scroll back and see myself making the same pun like three times lol

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 07:25 (one year ago)

You dropped this, king 🜲

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 07:28 (one year ago)

Alek Manowar

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:34 (one year ago)

Bo Bish Boschette

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:39 (one year ago)

Pete "Billie" Crow-Armstrong
Griffin "Basement" Jax
Isiah Kiner-Falefa "and Gettin' Caught in the Rain"

― felicity, Saturday, 18 May 2024 07:49 (one year ago)

hehe

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 May 2024 08:22 (one year ago)

Bob "Kali" Uecker
Dennis "100 Ecks"-ersley
"Oil Can" Boydgenius
Tim L'Raines
Jose "Lana Del" Reyes
"ANOHNI" Randy Johnsons
Bobby "Jenny" Hvalentine
Yoshinobu "Nilüfer" Yanmamoto
"Tomb Mold" Hoss Radbourn
H.E.R.A.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 19 May 2024 18:31 (one year ago)

Gastr Del Sal Frelick

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 1 June 2024 01:34 (one year ago)

ten months pass...

J. "The King of Carrot Flowers" Mangum

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 01:55 (two months ago)

Simeon Mobile Richardson
Simeon Woods Disco

take your pick here i can’t decide

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 13 April 2025 18:50 (two months ago)

Christopher Mr. Morel & the Big Steppers

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 22:34 (two months ago)

cant see brandon waddell without me thinking of brandon wardell

― 龜, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 23:48 (one month ago)

four weeks pass...

Gunna Henderson (this one barely counts)

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2025 21:48 (three weeks ago)

Scott (Really, Totally) Blewett

― WmC, Thursday, 5 June 2025 20:10 (two weeks ago)

Mookie Blaylock and the Egyptians

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 June 2025 17:45 (two weeks ago)

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